We need more strong women in Death Battle

>>149813937 (OP)
what the FUCK was her problem?

>>149813937 (OP)
Does she have any good match ups?
I am still mad about the EU just getting wiped away

>>149813937 (OP)
DB is run by closeted misogynists

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArprzwopyqQ&pp=ygUUeC1zbGlkZSB1bHRyYSBzbG93ZWQ%3D

Why didn't Kratos stop the Ottoman Turks?

>>149813964
I'm sure DB is lowkey terrified of Homura because they're Dio dickriders and she would fucking decimate him.

>>149813937 (OP)
Is Homestuck actually returning

Fatefags are LUCKY with their depiction of Jeanne, in Majo Taisen (female Record of Ragnarok) we got this bitch as Jeanne and not only is she a retarded bitch that gets all the cool characters killed but she's also the MC so we are forced to endure her insufferable existence...

>>149813956
EU being wiped is bad enough
But then they go and adapt the worst fucking plotlines for their new canon
It's torture

>>149813937 (OP)
this battle has tranny written all over it

>>149813952
Something something, "every episode is made in a vacuum"
More realistically is that biases are hard to keep track of and you can allow yourself to be swayed to make different decisions from the same evidence depending on your state of mind.
Not just that but it has been literal years between the episodes, so the team's decision making framework has probably changed overtime. Not just that, but we are in a different place now for the battle boarding community.

>>149813978
He ran

>>149813986
That's why we'll never get DIO vs Sakuya either (unless they throw Over Heaven AND George Joestar into the mix for DIO)
Is there any character DB would allow DIO to fight and lose against?

>>149813991
>Fatefags are LUCKY they only got raped in the ass, in Majo Taisen we also got facefucked and creampied
Either way it's terrible, no point in competing who's more miserable

>>149813978
Yujiro Hanma

>>149814023
That's /co/'s raison d'etre tough.

>>149814019
>Is there any character DB would allow DIO to fight and lose against?
Well, it must be a guy who's more handsome, charismatic and smug than Dio.

>>149813991
While I appreciate her having a more accurate appearance, I dislike how they portrayed her parents as abusive and how they made her seem like she was just getting strung along during her journey. Even though she didn't have many personal desires (beyond disliking taxes), she was a very confident girl who was always sure of what she had to do.
Jeanne is also an intelligent girl! Just because she was illiterate doesn't mean she's dumb! She just never had the opportunity to learn while she was a regular peasant girl, and she started learning how to read and write because being illiterate was embarrassing!

>>149813937 (OP)
Strong women? Alrighty then, time for Makima to... die again, probably.

>>149814023
>raped in the ass,
>facefucked
>and creampied
God this made me so horny...

>W*men
Gentlemen...

>>149814047
>Fight Makima effortlessly wins

>>149814047
Makima is good at dying, to be fair. Plus she's dumb so it's fine for her to lose.

>>149814023
Now they know how Goku feels everytime Superman vist him at night.

>>149814047
Nah, double up on the strong women

>>149814053
... Time to roll the red carpet and open our most expensive wine!

>>149814047
>>149814068
Does thinking you're owed control over someone count as pursuing the enemy?

>>149814068
>Makima effortlessly wins
How, exactly?

>>149814053

>>149814019
Ben loves Archie Sonic and he let him lose, you just need discordbros to astroturf the matchup enough to make the team notice it again and also spam the suggestion form.

HULK SMASH

>>149814083
Controlling Tooru doesn't stop Wonder of U, by the way.

Speaking of women, who is this THOT and why is show all over the Death Battle MUs sub?

>>149814113
The Princess from Save the Princess.
She's half of the setting's creator god, with the MC being the other half.

>>149814083
Trying to control Tooru is ill intent. Approaching him with ill intent triggers WoU.

>>149814128
Even if she did, somehow, manage to control Tooru, it wouldn't stop Wonder of U, so this plan would not work anyway.

>>149814113
Basically a cosmic embodiment of change that's represented within a metaphysical construct as multiple forms of an anime girl

Or in other words - a character that would be fucking awful for Death Battle or Vs shit like a bunch of other indie troon slop plebbit loves

>>149814098
Wonder of U doesn't even fully control calamity anyway. Shit just gets progressively worse on its own.

>>149814113
I don't know, but she has one of the most extensive vs battle entry I've ever seen.

>>149814146
>Basically a cosmic embodiment of change that's represented within a metaphysical construct as multiple forms of an anime girl
God I loathe metafaggotry so damn much its unreal.

>>149814146
>a cosmic embodiment that's represented within a metaphysical construct as multiple forms of an anime girl

Pennywise, but more fuckable?

>>149813988
Who fucks this general harder. English vs prime or krasura?

>>149814019
>Jorge Joestar
the fuck is she supposed to do against Mr "I have Jesus on my side to give me actual plot armor"

>>149814146
The bit with her is that you can make her as strong or as weak as you want though
>but muh intrusive thoughts
Can work anyway.

>>149814182
>Virtual reality
Hulk can't beat the real deal and constantly dream about winning against Thir

>>149814176
That novel reads like a fever dream.

>>149814157
She just turns into whatever the opponent thinks she is? That's... a terrible ability? Unless there is some context I'm missing here.

The opponent just thinks she's fodder and kills her, then she stays dead because opponent thinks she's dead.

>>149814157
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Li_Qiye?so=search

>>149814207
What if Rule 34 artists look at her?

>>149814157
To be fair, the entire point of the game is the Princess changing depending on your options.
>>149814207
Her "opponent" is the MC, who is the representation of stillness/stagnation and her other half
The entire game is also locked in a time loop thing. Regardless, the other anon is right about her not really being fit for DeathBattle.

>>149813991
Fate Jannu has big boobs. I like older sister type with big boobs

>>149814167
English vs Prime would be some wild shit, and I want to see it for that sole reason

>>149814220
They already have. Many of her forms even.

>>149814157
still jobs to him

>>149814207
1. The opponent doesn't know
2. Intrusive thoughts also count. So the opponent could theoretically think for a second she was *pretending to be weak* and nullify it

>>149814234
Unironically Superboy Prime's best match... which is not saying much, because the other option is fucking Gwenpool, which is awful.

>>149814196
>Thir

>>149814232
Jeanne having large breasts is simply historically accurate.
Anyways, she's my wife.

>>149813956
Marika

>>149814207
How would someone into femdom beat her?

>>149814167
Krasura at least had Kratos TEACHING Asura moment, which was hilarious. Dunno about English vs Prime, doesn't feel like it would have anything funny in it.

>>149814256
Gwenpool is fine, ideally they do both, SBP deserves meta shit

Post characters that don't work in Death Battle, but people keep on trying to make matches for them anyway.

>>149814086
I don't have the time to make a huge post (I've posted here before some of my thoughts on the fight) but basically makima can
>Spam the whole town with zombies
If Tooru is being chased by a horde of Zombies/hybrids/PS agents there's only two possible outcomes: either calamity strikes Makima for being the one controlling them (this leads to Tooru fucking dying at the hands of whatever is chasing him); or calamity strikes the immediate pursuers (meaning Makima has free actions as long as she just keeps throwing shit at Tooru and this just culminates with Tooru being smashed)
>Just control the Rigger
There's a strong argument to be made about control not only not triggering WoU but also being able to recall it.
For the first point we need to look at what Kaato did, Showcasing your ability on Tooru doesn't count as pursuit as long as you... Gaslight him, I guess? The point is that the act of controlling him wouldn't trigger Calamity on itself
And for the second we need to look at the time Yasuho found out about Satoru Akefu, we know that later on just looking at Tooru's or Akefu's face is enough to fucking die but Yasuho not only asked for the photo of the head doctor but she also directly witnessed his face and was completely fine, this must be because Tooru has a certain control over his stand to not kill anyone over stupid things like they asking him small stuff. (Still this is just an interpretation)
>Even without the contract Makima wouldn't die easy
Calamity obviously wouldn't trigger the contract but Makima still can Regen by drinking blood, using The snake devil on herself, or just linking someone to her and directly passing on any lethal damage she receives (something that's separate from her contact btw not the same thing)

The MU is a bit more complex though

>>149814252
JOBBED TO PEPSI-MAN himself

>>149814291
DDLC Monika.

>>149814280
>Wiz and Boomstick explaining why the character's fetish is the decisive factor in the battle

>>149814268
Boobstorically accurate

>>149814291
Makima ought to be one.

>>149814291
Anyone with metaphysical powers, desu

>>149813937 (OP)
Trayzn the Infite vs. Satoru Geto
I don't have a vs. Image

>>149814331
Fuck I meant Kenjaku

>>149814268

Gray Hulk is way cooler than Green Hulk, by the way. The best part of Immortal Hulk was getting to see him finally cut loose at the very end.

>>149814310
Pepsi-Man and Kratos KNEEL when the boys come around.

>>149814350
500+ year old art, please understand.

>>149814351
>Cooler
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZGOKeoJYYDY&pp=ygUVc2h1dCB1cCBkcm93bmluZyBwb29s

I understand why people want Monika in the show, in terms of her powers and stuff, but DDLC oesn't have really fighting, so I have no idea how Death Battle would make her work; unless they make the whole fight just be carried by dialogue and the spectacle just be the background glitching and being destroyed behind them?

>>149814253
but it would also work the other way. "She must have a weakness" therefore she does. It basically just comes down to willpower, some discipline, and maybe a little cunning to discern her schtick

>>149814256

>>149814303
Also Makima can also just do the same shit Josuke did and try to lure WoU towards her, this isn't even a reach considering Tooru loves to repeat his fucking ability over and over again

>>149814253
Its way too variable. The fight could actually just be
>Take gun/knife
>Shoot/stab her and she dies
>Well that was easy

https://www.newsbreak.com/geekspin-513792/4005534548320-pepsi-falls-to-fourth-place-in-us-soda-rankings

>>149814384
>oesn't

>>149814390
Wouldn't that also mean an overconfident character would have the advantage over her, because they'd underestimate her, thus making her weaker?

This is relevant, because her main opponent people keep requesting is this fucking flower.

>>149814291
'Toons' invite so much of the most annoying people for something that is even more intensely subjective than this whole hobby.

>>149814421
>he's crying about toon fights again

>>149814420
Her true form is multiversal+, along with many logical shit.

>>149814420
Please bea a FUCKING Flower. I wanna see Makima used and abused.

>>149814167
English VS Prime is an interesting matchup and since Homestuck is now getting the spotlight again I don't think it'd fuck the threads as much as it once would. Yeah maybe the threads would get swarmed with /hsg/ stuff but it'd at least be entertaining compared to Krasura which was just an abortion from concept to finish.

>>149814421
>"Post characters that don't work in Death Battle"
>Replies with a type of character that has been in Death Battle, meaning it does work, you just don't like it

>>149814303
Good post, good points.
I feel like Makima siccing someone on Tooru would rebound on them, then on her. Still, it's far from instant kill.
Second, nature of calamity would most likely strike through whatever means Makima would use to heal up. It's literally bad luck, after all. I mean, you could bring in the Rock Insects, but...
Nonetheless, I think like it comes down to intelligence, really. Both Tooru and Makima are capable of acting smart, but also fucking around and finding out.
Lastly, even though I like WoU, it does feel that if Tooru is being chased by Makima, he already lost. His entire character is about being sneaky and as hands-off as possible. Him being in an open conflict means he is already out of his element.

>>149814384
DeathBattleMatchups and the DB discord are notoriously terrible at coming up with matchups that would actually be good on the show because most of them are addicted to tumblr indieslop like Undertale

>>149814463
I.....kinda like delta (even if it is because rape), and the designated toby fox MU is girls pegging flowey to death.

>>149814463
One Undertale match I can see them actually doing on the show is Sans vs Judge, just for how popular Sans is and it being pretty much his best match.

>>149814384
Same for Undertalerune characters.
Very popular characters that do cool things that subvert the typical 'rules' of a medium, but they are so abstract in actual abilities that it is effectively fan fiction to try and apply anything definite to them. Well I guess Susie and Undyne have slightly more to show for, but it is still a dire gap in applicability.

>>149814491
We're probably getting this one, and the worst part is the fight animation is going to suck and be soulless in comparison to the Kris vs Batter One Minute Melee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVCABczRbzc

>>149814491
it'd be terrible for the same reason >>149814496 states

>>149814496
I think even Vs Battle Wiki (I know, "cringe", whatever) straight up didn't know how to translate Sans' "Do nothing" special attack, so they straight up told people in Sans thread to ignore that move.

>>149814433
>>149814452
I am sure that Death Battle is willing to host any kind of battle, but it is more a matter that these characters aren't well suited for the format.
At a certain point it would be better to just have the animation and then explain why you wanted one character to win over the other than try to couch it into something objective.

>>149813978
because they had Allah on their side and he's an actual boundless beast

>>149814491
Looking at the bright side: The Therewolf Media track for Sans vs Judge is gonna kick ass.

>>149814491
>referenced before for no reason
>got on the champion's ballot and actually won a round before jobbing to Kratos vs Asura
>one of sans' few actually winnable matchups
>old enough to be part of the muh legacy matchup club
It's happening.

>>149814527
>At a certain point it would be better to just have the animation and then explain why you wanted one character to win over the other than try to couch it into something objective.
wow just like all battles

>>149814496
My character is actually battling with the metaphysical concept of the fear of the dark itself.Even though all they did was swing an axe around.
Mutliversal scaling pleases...

>>149814551
There is also the OFF remake coming out soon (oh shit it comes out on the 15th) which might flesh out Judge and Batter's abilities in a format that isn't so beholden to the older RPGMaker engine.

Speaking of episodes that are happening and nobody can do anything to stop it.

I'm going to TEACH Makima.
She will LISTEN and LEARN.

Metroidvania when?

>>149814565
Fine anon. By that metric there aren't any characters that cannot fit the format and only characters that I don't believe fit the format in spite of their usage.

>>149814532

>>149814581

>>149814573
Liu Kang vs Jago.

>>149814573
Anne should stomp but retards insist Luz is Collector level

I'm so much happier that I've started filtering out posts with specific metadata.

>>149814596
that one isnt even fair now. what the fuck is Jago supposed to do when Liu just opens a black hole

>>149814291
Iron Giant.

Whole point of the character is that he does not fight.

>>149814596
Jago becomes Shadow Jago but loses anyway because Lui Kong is more popular.

>>149814581
Samussy Aran is too OP for Alucard to handle.

>>149814595
>krasura vampire edition

>>149814672
How so?

>>149814623
Kill him? Mortal Kombat characters are all wall level and whatever universal feats they have is either nonsense wank or finisher moves.

>>149814628
Besides, he jobbed to one nuclear missile.
Heh, jobbed, right? Heh...

>>149814623
use Star Level scaling Jago and put him up against God Liu Kang that deliberately nerfed himself who is black hole level

>>149814595
doesn't the vampire d guy unlock literal Akashic Records at the end and become nigh omnipotent god

>>149814291
Monika but only when fighting non Hypoversal electronic characters
She is a literal file inside your computer, (you) can download the free version of DDLC right now and kill Monika by just deleting her file from the game (not entirely but still)
It is part of her character the fact that she is aware of her virtual existence.
People who want her to fight the princess or other reality warpers are retarded, it would be like having osmosis Jones grow the size of a normal human and give him the ability to survive outside a human body just so he can fight against James Bond (if you need to give a character all that shit while also ignoring his very nature just for a fight to happen then your MU shouldn't even exist)

>>149814672
In which it has badass animation potential and is more debatable than normies give it credit for? Sure.

>>149814699
>he didn't see the final scene where it shows that all the nuke did was separate him and all his individual parts tanked it and are rebuilding the iron giant

>>149814652
Samus gets fucked up by Alucard.

>>149814705
Okay but how would she even fight though.

>>149814701
Alucard scales to character who can kill the concept of "death" and destroy the fabric of time.

>>149814684
Alucard lore borders on wod levels of retardation, but otherwise he peaks at town.

>>149814575
Horse, dog, ugly bastards

>>149814053
Actually women, not troons.

>>149814421
>he says this when we've had cuck spam and gay fantasies posted for nearly every matchup posted by angry spics

Please PLEASE care about my matchup...

>>149814731
D also can erase concepts and he easily survives Sacred Ancestor trying to kill him by fucking up the Fount of Life, the origin of all lifeforce.

>>149814750
But they were here during the Wile E and Tom period too.
Otherwise touche.

>>149814778
yeah from the last matchup not for that matchup

>>149814774
IT'S DEBATABLE, BOYS!!!!!!!!

>>149814761
He's always a jobber

>>149814767
Literally every MU....

>>149814774
Jesus Christ this just sounds deranged
Literally Fate tier of bullshit

>>149814595
Vampire Hunter D is for Caine.

>>149814774
If he can erase concepts, why not erase the concept of evil vampires?

Fiction's strongest jobber?

>>149814801
>"YOU FUCKING LOSE" Vs "lol fuck you I cut it"

>>149814801

>>149814811
Terrax is a hundred times the jobber as Norrin but not quite as strong. Galactus is stronger than Norrin and ten times the jobber. What do we think?

>>149814686
It's not even nonsense wank in Liu's case he quite literally punched out the motherfucker who created time and a motherfucker who had stolen her power for himself back to back. Doesn't that make him some sort of -versal i don't understand?

>>149814811
Wouldn't that have to go to The Presence?

>>149814801
D activates full vampire mode—his eyes glow red. He conjures True Darkness, blotting the moon, turning the battlefield pitch-black. Caine laughs, summoning Thaumaturgy: blood boils from the ground, forming spears that home in on D.
Caine: You think darkness hides you from me? I am the darkness!
D dodges at lightspeed, his blade cutting through the blood constructs conceptually, negating their regen. He closes in, stabbing Caine through the heart. Caine smirks—Obfuscate hides illusions; the "Caine" dissipates. Real Caine appears behind, draining D's life force with blood magic.
D: (weakening) Left Hand... now.Left Hand absorbs fire/wind/water/earth, channeling a elemental burst. It revives D, who teleports via spatial hax, slashing Caine from nowhere. Caine's body explodes in gore—but reforms via Plot Device resilience.Caine: Impressive. But I cursed by God. Harm me, and fate itself rebukes you.Caine wills a pocket realm: timeless void engulfs them. D's Akashic senses kick in—he rewrites the record, shattering the void, causing timeline ripples. They crash back to reality.D forces Caine into physical form with willpower, stabbing with Miracle Blood Light—conceptual death hax. Caine roars, his curse amplifying: sevenfold conceptual backlash hits D, erasing parts of his existence.D: (fading but resisting acausality) ...Not... yet.D's full power surges—Akashic manipulation undoes the erasure. He cuts Caine's Fount of Life. Caine staggers, but his divine curse overrides: he absorbs D's attack, growing stronger.Caine: You are mighty, hunter. But all vampires end with me.Caine unleashes Gehenna-level power: reality warps, vampires worldwide feel it. He erases D from existence with a thought—but D's absence from Akashic Records lets him reform. D counters with infinite-speed blitz, sword piercing Caine's core.The Mark activates: sevenfold harm obliterates D's body, soul, and concept. Left Hand screams as D dissolves.Caine: Rest now, lost one.
K.O.!

>>149814701
He survives them and then uses them by himself if i recall
D has a lot of bullshit and he's still getting novels, a few of which are untranslated

>>149814822
NLF but real

Guys, I found out why Godzilla is terrible at Basketball, he's a soccer player. He played with Ultraman, Kamen Rider, and Gundam.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Soccer:_Field_no_Hasha

>>149814832
I guess they are just weak to punches or otherwise cannot use their powers in a way that prevents them from being punched by people that are threatened by bullets.

>>149814808
I am pretty sure he acquires that ability later, on top of other crazy shit from Akashic Records, so he can fight his dad who also has it. Before then, he's just crazy strong, nigh unkillable dhampir with 9000 abilities up his ass.

>>149814808
The fact Alucard unironically resists it, because Death can kill concepts.

This match is perfect, lol

>>149814581
Samus has no win con here.

>>149814866
No I meant within his story. But this topic has exceeded my ability to continue it.

>>149814822
caine is from VTM, and he's also crazy powerful on behalf of WoD's insane cosmology and Mages being too fucking powerful

>>149813978
Because he is fodder.

>>149814808

>>149814876
What if she rammed him with her ship so that he gets carried into deep space where he has no resources from which to draw upon to return to Earth?

>>149814801
Caine has a better match

>>149814866
>D and Alucard throwing all of their haxes at each other trying to find something the other doesn't counter or resists (it's not working)

>>149814837
>d goes full retard and kills himself

>>149814907
Top kek

>>149814892
does a fallacy exist for asking "why didn't X use his hax to end the plot early"

>>149814892
I guess I am just trying to critique the instances of when a character becomes so powerful that they should be able to resolve their main motivation without any issues. I've been informed that he obtains this power later in the series for combating his father, so it at least fits with his aim then.
There are still instances across fiction where a problem exists in spite of the characters having the will and way to deal with it. Or more from the battleboard angle, if they were meant to be so powerful then it would conflict with their main conflict.

My favorite D feat is the one where he kills an actual hologram
Not a magic one that's actually real, an actual sciency one made of electrons he cuts, followed by it having a death animation

I have erased the concept of sensible discussion in Deathbattle threads.

>>149814822
One of the only verses sb accepts lore wank (by virtue of the whole series being lore wank)

>>149814923
Well it is more so a rhetorical question, meant to challenge the fiction. It can be a no fun allowed type question at times, but it is more so asking a question that you already know the answer to.

>>149814932
Sorry anon, but I am immune to such conceptual manipulation. For there to be chaos, there must have been order to differentiate it from.

>>149814931
>d scares machines

>>149814932
>he erased nothin

How are we feeling about Hulk vs Godzilla so far? Personally, I'm looking forward to it, and whoever wins, I just hope the animation and music are really good and solid.

>>149814934
Along with Fate for some reason.

>>149814356
>grizzly bigger than a polar bear
This is brown propaganda

>>149814958
Begrudging anticipation, because I know that no matter who wins we will suffer.

>>149814958
What did people think of the small animation preview?

>>149814954
White mage from 8 bit....

>>149814958
Interested but wary since DA's last animations were either 'okay' (Omniman VS Bardock) or shit (Kratos VS Asura). The preview looked neat though

Alucard vs Samus

who wins?

How the fuck would they animate this when Aslan doesn't fight?

>>149814808
Vampire Hunter D's light novels are such a niche in the West it wouldn't surprise me if he's getting all this off vsbattles and respect threads

>>149814969
>Grizzly isnt drinking Coke every day all the time
>Polar Beat is
Drink milk.

>>149814988
replace him with Jesus kicking ass

>>149814979
they got David Fischer back so it's gonna be good.

proof: Masterslayer

>>149814985
Alucard, because Samus is a woman and I'm a misogynist.

>>149814727
Against Crazy Mita? The fight can develop like a first time playthrough of MiSide.
>Monika notices how her beloved (user) is in trouble because of Crazy Mita'd shenanigans and decides to insert herself into Mita's game
>Battle plays out like a game of Cat and Mouse with Crazy Mita chasing Monika around the MiSide complex while the latter tinkers with the files of the game trying to get rid of her.
>Bonus points for adding a Visual novel Scene, a first person outside view of the (user) watching the battle unfold, and Monika interacting with the other Mitas
> fight ends the same way a first time MiSide playthrough ends with Crazy Mita holding Monika's file

>>149814993
I just did

>>149814974
>>149814979
Oh no, I just checked out the preview. It says WIP even though it is less than a week away, that does not bode well.

>>149814958
I'm rooting for Godzilla, but I wouldn't mind either outcome. I do wonder how they'll present the fight since the contestants are pretty different in size.

>>149814985
Alucard, Samus doesnt have any way to actually put him down.

>>149815007
Alucard may as well be a woman after what netflix did to him

>>149814992
A fair bit of them are actually translated so it's not hard to disprove the feats if they are wrong
One thing that's almost universal in Vampire Hunter D, even in the movies, is that he sandbags until the end for some reason where he usually just oneshots the enemy with no discernable powerup on his part.
Bloodlust is a good example.

>>149815024
Negflix isn't canon.

>>149814988
Represent Aslan as one billion lions

>>149814491
If Sans fights anyone, it's going to be Reigen.

>>149814491
If Sans fights anyone, it's going to be Ness.

Toonforce beats whatever power your character has.

>>149815024
Kill Netflix corpos. Behead Netflix corpos. Roundhouse kick a corpo into the concrete. Slam dunk a corpo into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Netflix corpos. Defecate in a corpo’s food. Launch Netflix corpos into the sun. Stir fry Netflix corpos in a wok. Toss Netflix corpos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a corpo's gas tank. Judo throw Netflix corpos into a wood chipper. Twist Netflix corpos’ heads off. Report Netflix corpos to the Wizards’ Council. Karate chop Netflix corpos in half. Curb stomp pregnant non-human Netflix corpos. Trap Netflix corpos in quicksand. Crush Netflix corpos in the trash compactor. Liquefy Netflix corpos in a vat of acid. Eat Netflix corpos. Dissect Netflix corpos. Exterminate Netflix corpos in the gas chamber. Stomp corpo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Netflix corpos in the oven. Lobotomize Netflix corpos. Mandatory abortions for Netflix corpos. Grind corpo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Netflix corpos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Netflix corpos with anti-matter. Kick old Netflix corpos down the stairs. Feed Netflix corpos to alligators. Slice Netflix corpos with a katana. Shoot Netflix corpos and dump them in filthy ditches. Run over Netflix corpos with a combine harvester. Drink a Netflix corpos milkshake. Beat Netflix corpos to death with dildos. Put rocks in corpo shoes. Break Netflix corpos on the wheel. Bury Netflix corpos alive. Shrink Netflix corpos with a shrink ray and throw them into anthills. Pull off corpo fingernails with pliers. Hit Netflix corpos in the testicles with a sledgehammer. Drown Netflix corpos in their own urine. Hang Netflix corpos by their own entrails. Throw napalm into corpo daycares.

I need Dark Souls protags in DB
I want to see schizos scale them into infinity because they are obsessed with DS

>>149815043
He's already a Grunkle Stan victim.

>>149815055
>Bounced off the camera screen to ricochet in his new opening
Luffy's toonforce will know no limit soon...

>>149815073
Anon how do I tell you this...

>>149815055
>Reality warping, but worse because it has to be funny

>>149815055

>>149815055
>Reality warping, but almighty because it has to be funny

>>149815073
Lost to superior lore scaling.

>>149814420
Been a while since I've beaten Undertale but I feel like the Princess automatically wins if she goes full Shifting Mound mode

>>149815008
I mean I suppose that's possible, but it feels less fit for a Death Battle and more fit for just an animation.
The battleboarder in me is trying to also say that Monika has demonstrated power even with her file deleted by the Player and even after supposedly erasing herself once she realizes what Satori plans to do.
We will ignore the battleboarder for now because the main issue is that Monika herself never really fights, she messes with files basically off screen.

>>149815082
I NEED MORE
Chosen Undead, Fuckboy from DS2, Ashen One, Sekiro, Ze Hunter, Tarnished - I need all of them.

>>149815055
Kratos negs

Strength: large planet
Speed: mftl
Combat experiance: thousands of years

>>149815093
TOPMAN
WARCURY
I KNEEL

>>149815101
>the princess wins if she goes full metaphysical braindamage form against a verse that peaks at 1000+ universes with wank
No really?

>>149815093
Yes we know Haki scales and enough of it can weaken nika's toonforce effects on you.

>>149815111
Tails victim (apparently?)

>>149815055
My favorite character is Walter
Think he has haki?

>>149815106
Multiversal
Universal+ with Multiversal Hax Resistance
Multiversal+
Large Building Level with Immortality Null Hax
Multiversal+
Multiversal+
There, that's how schizo's would rate them.

>>149815126
>Toriko thinks he's part of the squad
Ha-ha-ha, but also sad.

>>149815055
Put GOONffy in the dip.

>>149815129
>Vsbw shart

>>149814932
Kratos did that already

>>149815129
How thematic is tails vs thragg?

>>149815111
gets femdom'd by a vomit bag

Post your never evers

>>149815140
Hunter gets even stronger if Doll holds him in her arms when he turns into little squid.

>>149815111
I think he caps at planet since he still needed the remaining Viltrumites under him to tear the Earth in half.
Invincible has a weird relationship with speed, distance, and reaction time.
He looks younger than Nolan, so who knows. Also how much of that time was spent sitting on the throne?

>>149815138
no he's just insanely strong and original comic Mask is just so weak

>>149815162
They did do Luigi vs Tails unless you meant a rematch

>>149814519
Here's how you translate it
He does literally nothing

>>149815149
>posting a street level jobber that couldn't significantly harm a normal guy

Bring me more lore-carried fighters... Kratos! Alucard! Ashen One! Ren Amamiya! Come at me, you frauds!

Thragg has greater than superhuman levels of stamina because during his fight with battle beast he was abls to go 3 days with very heavy wounds just to ultimately kill battle beast

>>149815191
Deku loses to Ashen One if Ashen One goes full PvPfaggot with backstab fishing.

>>149815111
>Strength: large planet
>His only threat to Nolan and Mark was that him and the remaining viltrumites would fuck up the place if they weren't allowed stay
Large planet my ass

>>149815140
The Hunter solos other Fromsoft universes by the way

>>149815198
less impressive then what the bag of vomit has >>149815161

Street tiers are all i can handle... but i can handle all of you... 100%, GO!

>>149815140
And they still all job to characters with true schizo lore like the last Dragonborn

>>149815198
Viltrumite endurance is weird. We have them flying in space for weeks and these instances of fighting for days, but also Mark and Nolan get winded and Conquest literally gets killed by suffocation for what doesn't seem like a long time.
But then Mark also spends time unconscious in deep space but is somehow still alive.

>>149815227
Someone bring a super haxed street tier.

>>149815221
Gets pegged by Maria.
Also, I know you're memeing, but I have seen people legit trying to scale the Hoonter to some insane levels, usually as a part of some edgy crossover. It fucking pains me, and I have platinum'd this game and spent like 300+ hours fucking around in Chalice Dungeons.

*solos your verse*

>>149815129
>Tails vsbw
>Saying Metal Overlord, the character who only is at most city level in his feats in heroes, "is complex multiversal" and tails was a fraction of help in the fight at that
Vsbw glazes the sonic verse so hard. It's pathetic.

>>149815230
>the last Dragonborn
Wouldn't Miraak clear?

>>149815254
Weak to anal.

>>149815254
*solos your verse*

>>149815257
I feel VSBW lowballs Sonic a bit, they put him too low. They should have him at 5 octodecillion times above Boundless in base form, then it would be accurate.

>>149815254
Post Chara beating a lvl1 Ratata with focus sash equipped who knows endeavor and quick attack.

>>149815225
Whatre the thematic skills barf bag has to face thragg in a battle?

>>149815227
Gets punched to death and taught to live correctly in his next life by Kamijou Touma

>>149815254
>Doesn't work on Death Battle because only has one scene and one attack

>>149815230
I dislike Elder Scrolls scaling because their structure begs suspicion. Are we to assume that nothing the player is actually doing is actually happening as it happens and rather that some cosmic scale event is happening through our actions even though we are not seeing them?
Like sure yes the books do exist, but they are also written by liars and braggarts a lot of the time, and they also describe events occurring that seem so far beyond anything that we even see happen in the games.
Like it would be one thing if it was just cutscene only big events, but even the stuff that occurs in cutscenes seem minuscule compared to the scale of events required to align with the mythohistoriclal presentation we see in the in game literature.

>>149815284
>Touma
>Street tier

>>149815280
>I feel VSBW lowballs Sonic a bit, they put him too low. They should have him at 5 octodecillion times above Boundless in base form, then it would be accurate.
>T. Shitnic

>>149814969
It isn't unheard of for kodiak bears to be bigger than polar bears

>>149815257
Sonic wank has escalated hard since Generations and especially since Frontiers. I like Sonic games and Sonic as a character (I've even read the entire Archie Comic), but he's never really seemed like a character meant to be hanging at the cosmic scale.

Sonic gapes Goku and his verse btw

>>149815324
>"Sonic wank has escalated hard since [game where Sonic survives space-time being erased on his face in the first cuscene]"

Wow, I wonder why!

>>149815303
t. Dragon kek

>>149815254
RUN

>>149815328
Goku and his verse are Wall level fodder, so that's not saying much.

>>149813937 (OP)
Just because she died, Bayonetta wasn't enough?

>GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKU out of nowhere

>>149815190
GOONfy jobs to the dip.

>>149815292
I agree. Part of the fun of TES universe is that there are no clear answers even about historical events, much less actual metaphysics. Those that can explain have zero interest in doing so, or cease to exist altogether.
It doesn't help that a lot of shit is influenced by belief, and can even be changed retroactively sometimes.
To properly scale things you'd have to go to the very beginning with Anu and Padomai, and even than maybe didn't fucking happen.

>>149815353
Luckily Mark wasn't breathing at this point and was holding his breath so as to not suffocate.

What version of Gokek can current Luffy beat?

>>149815298
Thragg's character development that seemingly occurred over this fight is so wasted by him turning into this revengelusted megalomaniac for the finale. I think it would have been a lot more interesting if he maintained his evilness, but rather than conquer Earth he chose to rebuild the Viltrum Empire out of the Thraxans.
He'd maintain a nonagression pact with Nolan and Robot, but would be fighting and crushing the CoP as he conquered the universe. This would force Mark to be a proactive hero instead of a reactive one to stop Thragg and put him in conflict with both Robot and Nolan again.
This could have led into another fight between Nolan and Mark on Earth where Mark could turn the 500 years line back on him and also forcing a confrontation with Robot who wants to keep Earth safe from Thragg.
God the finale could have been cool.

>>149815386
Heroes and Xenoverse doing the fusion dance into Gogokuku

>>149815372
... Number six with EXTRA dip and a large soda.

>>149815386
First time Super Saiyan in Namek.

>>149815338
Shitku also loses to elephants, rocks, etc. (toriyama says the anime is all canon before he died btw)

>>149815336
I'm not surprised anon, I am just annoyed. Sonic survives the event through his Sonic-yness and then the second he is playable he's put at risk by giant Chompers enough that he needs to outrun it rather than fight it.

>>149814044
If you could never post this character again in this shit hole that would be great.

>>149815386
Composite Goku holding the infinity gauntlet with the life equation

>>149815386
He could potentially tie with baby Goku from the Bardock special. Baby Goku would have to be very hungry for Luffy to win.

Outerversal vivzie bros....we are so fucking back

Freddy vs Jason when?

>>149815425
That cable is outerversal and would kill the entirety of DC and Marvel

>>149815412
That is a feat, or more like hax resistance

>>149815429
Outerfuckingversal vivzie fucking bros... Fuck...

>>149815386
The one that was just sent to Earth

>>149815412
I was about to say game mechanics but nevermind that was a cutscene kek. Sonic the fraud.

>>149815429
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ejXxps52aFE&pp=ygUSSmVzdXMgbG92ZXMgbWUgeWVz

>>149815373
Not just this, but also we have to consider that a lot of fiction that contains metaphysical elements are living canons, so new content is coming out that can upend or ignore what may or may not have been previously established or understood.
It isn't really something you can understand and discuss along the same wavelength as completed canons or even religious and mythological canons.

>>149814113
It's troonshit.

>>149815467
Also true. But when did such trifling concerns ever stop people from making their favourites multiversal+?

>>149815386
Current Luffy could probably beat Muscle Tower Goku. Goku has a lot of vitality and strength, but he hasn't mastered the kamehameha enough to be on the same tier as Max Power Roshi. Roshi at this point still believes that Goku hasn't surpassed him yet, so I won't be giving Goku Moon Level until at least he gets his Korrin Tower training.

>>149815491
Proofs?

Post a multiversal character who doesn't have anti-feats.

>>149815533
God

>>149815533
Xianxia. NEXT

>>149815533
Simon

>>149815533
KINGtos.

>>149815533
Low balled Kratos

>>149815543
Belmont

>>149815458
Blitzo: Now! Full IMP assault!Explosions rock the arena. Jesus stands unmoved, the blasts parting around him like the Red Sea. He raises his arms: "Let there be light." A blinding holy beam engulfs the group. Blitzo shields his eyes, Moxxie and Millie huddle, Loona howls, Stolas tries to counter with darkness—but the light pierces through.When the light fades, the imps are singed and battered. Stolas, weakened, attempts one last spell: petrification. Jesus's feet start turning to stone, but he says, "Rise and walk," reversing it onto Stolas, who partially petrifies.Stolas: Blitzy... help...Blitzo, enraged, pulls out his flintlock and charges: "Nobody turns my bird into a statue!" He unloads point-blank. Jesus catches the bullets, multiplying them into fishes that flop harmlessly.Jesus: Your sins are many, but forgiveness is possible... if you choose it.Blitzo: Screw that! We're demons—we don't do forgiveness!The team makes a final stand. Millie and Moxxie sync up for a musical number (because why not?), boosting their attacks with rhythm. Loona transforms fully feral. But Jesus speaks: "It is finished." A wave of divine judgment sweeps over them—plagues manifest: boils on their skin, darkness blinding them, and finally, a resurrection-denying smite.One by one, they fall: Loona reverts to puppy form before collapsing, Moxxie and Millie in each other's arms, Blitzo cursing till the end, Stolas shattering like stone.Jesus: Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.The arena quiets. Jesus ascends in light, victorious.

K.O.!

>>149815533
Every one of them besides fraud Kratos.

Imagine if Homura had some rockin' tits.

That'd be cool.

My waifu > your waifu

>>149815572
She's 14

>>149815520
>kills himself, his son and all of his men for no reason
what the fuck was his problem?

>>149815533
my waifu created multiple universes and has 0 anti-feats in her true form

>>149815585

Not if you factor in all the time loops.

>>149815356
The disrespect was so real. They made her weaker than a guy who struggles with conventional vans and doors.

>>149815575
But we both love Makima...

>>149815444
Well yeah, I'll give you that, it is a hax resistance of some sort. Not entirely sure the extent of it, but he does resist being caught up in the White Space hullabaloo. Though it does beg the question as to why there aren't multiple Sonics that were pulled in this way since Classic Sonic (could be from 3&K depending) is there.
Like I recognize that the answer is because of external factors that the developers and storytellers had to come to compromise upon, but if the answer is that Sonic's speed prevented him from being taken... it begs the question in a way where if you want to take it as something powerscalery causes friction.
Same with Super Classic Sonic being a factor in the final boss if Modern base Sonic is supposedly above Super Sonic of the Adventure era.

>>149815603
Doesn't bayo dies to bike falls?

>>149815598
They outran the blast and became big in space?

>>149815603
Dont bring Tien into this!

>>149814985
Samus, I can't help but feel few opponents in her tier wouldn't melt when hit with 250 missiles

>>149815520
>King CANTSURVIVESPACEgeta

>>149815191
>>149815227
KEEP DOING IT DEKU I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE

>>149815614
Just like Mario can die to a Goomba if you suck at jumping. Gameplay sections don't count for this sort of discussion.

Deathbattle is too cucked these days to comment on how hot the women fighting are...

>>149815602
She never matures mentally. She's still 14

>Fraudchecks Sonic the WEAK COWARD hog every time.

Look at me

KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!

Sauron vs the entirety of Class 1A of MHA
Can he not job at least here?

>>149815680
Kratos went high diff against that boulder...

>>149815645
Outside of Widowmaker and Bayo, they haven't had good-looking women in years. Unless you like them pixelated, like Makima and Zatanna.

>>149815492
It does act as a barrier for me at least. I don't like to talk about Goku, sans, Mario, Sonic, etc being some #Dimensional forces that could destroy all of existence if they so wished.
For me, Goku is capable of destroying the universe and if he somehow could affect multiple, then he'd have the power necessary.
sans is barely above human child tier because of the nature of Monsters.
Mario is maybe building tier if we want to push it in the side games.
Sonic is also building tier without the emeralds (and even with the emeralds he stops at planetary).

>>149815680
Complex Multiversal Boulder

>>149815538
Iron Chariots.

>>149815680
>Asura lost to that
Damn.

>>149815697
>Sonic is also building tier without the emeralds (and even with the emeralds he stops at planetary).
>Ian Flynn: That's canon.

>>149815680
Post yourself lifting a boulder 1% as heavy

>>149815713

>>149815645
Speaking of which, do we have any /ss/ matchups between hot women and adorable shotas? Catwoman/Black Cat vs Cat Noir perhaps?

Was having a Vs discussion with a friend last night
So, Mario scales to black holes or whatever because of Galaxy
But he dies to getting hit by a turtle shell
Is the turtle shell multiversal or some shit?
How do DB discussions usually coincide things like the fact a random Goomba or Koopa CAN kill Mario canonically while Mario also does whacky whimsical shit like survive the Big Bang?

>>149815720
I wish we didn't have to high ball so often that characters that are street tier or some such are seen as weak when they are capable of amazing things within their home context.

>>149815717
Asura lost to DB smoking some of that good shit.

>>149815730
At the risk of being called a contrarian, I admit that Silver Chariot is my favourite Stand design in the entire franchise. Probably one of my most favourite character designs in manga, but that's debatable.

>>149815697
>For me, Goku is capable of destroying the universe and if he somehow could affect multiple, then he'd have the power necessary.
He can't without Beerus's help. Outside of that he's been shown to be consistently planetary at best.

>>149815747
>How do DB discussions usually coincide things like the fact a random Goomba or Koopa CAN kill Mario canonically while Mario also does whacky whimsical shit like survive the Big Bang?
Game mechanics, just like Sonic dying to spikes or windup toys.

>>149815678

>>149815762
He nullified the shockwaves?

>>149815752
Nothing wrong with that. I favor Black Sabbath and King Crimson

>>149815762
I remember people going feral about Goku trading punches with Jiren and how the impact supposedly shook the entire infinite void that surrounded the arena and what this meant for scaling

>>149815055
Boringforce counters

>>149815779
Are game mechanics not canon?
Then where do most vidya characters' feats come from?
It's a two way street you can't just cherry pick the good showings and ignore the bad

>>149815747
Death Battle's rules state that combatants must be at their peak unless specified otherwise or an anti-feat is actually relevant to the matchup like a specific ability backfiring. Even outside of a death battle context, those instances are usually dismissed as game mechanics or plot induced stupidity.

>>149815747
he dies to a black hole in Galaxy too

>>149815791
Yeah, Black Sabbath is cool as fuck too.

>>149815747
Death Battle operates on a maximalist approach in so far as what sort of chord they are wanting to strike with a match up.
So Master Chief gets his normal (well it is still kinda wanked, but not by Death Battle standards) stats and the Doomslayer gets stats above that (still relatively minimal wank by Death Battle standards).
Or if they want a fight to be competitive, they will choose a version of a character to go in instead (Archie Silver vs Xeno/Time Patrol Trunks) and because of the larger fandom directions they end up totally flipping script as a result.
In your Mario example, they treat Mario being injured by enemies in gameplay to not be canonical and only take cutscenes into account.

>>149815813
>Are game mechanics not canon?
Yes, they are not.

>>149815747
>Sonic can die in his strongest form if a block stomps him

>>149815785
not that anon but from what I remember of my latest rewatch, Goku and Beerus were making shockwaves that got stronger rather than weaker as they expanded into outer space and that's why the universe was at risk. Goku got the hang of God Ki at the right time and it nullified the shockwaves, but it was a bullshit circumstantial thing because I'm dead certain Broly going berserk was both stronger than Goku at the time and far less wieldy of that power. it was just a way to raise the stakes in the context of that one fight which is why people can be skeptical about it

>People think the Homestuck matchup will be Dave VS Homura or English VS Prime
>We actually end up getting Helluva Boss IMP VS these bumblefucks

>>149815813
Game mechanics aren't canon since a player can decide if you die or not, not the character itself. For vidya, feats are taken from cutscenes in games and/or statements.

STOP TALKING ABOUT HOLES DAMN IT

>>149815614
>Doesn't bayo dies to bike falls?
Not canonically. In her game series, witches can use motorcycles powered up by their magic to even fly across outer space during cutscenes. Jeanne made it beyond the edge of the Solar System in a few minutes with her ride.

Dante is the one who canonically can get hurt if he falls off a motorcycle on a normal road. And in the games' story sections, the Spardas cannot reach a van on foot, not even in V. This also happens in the animated series.

If we're using game mechanics, guess Cloud and Sephiroth have to stand there doing nothing when it is the opponent's turn, and wait until its their turn to attack.

>>149815870
>Gameplay isn't canon

>>149815848
>For vidya, feats are taken from cutscenes in games and/or statements.
So, for example, Bloodborne Hunter swinging ridiculously heavy trick weaponry with one hand would not count as an indication of strength?

>>149815836
It is bad writting but a feat nontheless.

>>149815886
Read >>149815848

>>149815794
>Goku trading punches with Jiren and how the impact supposedly shook the entire infinite void
Shaking a whole load of nothing isn't impressive. And that was a quote from the mere androids, not gods. Their fight should have completely disintegrated the stadium judging from the other feat that gets wanked, but didn't.

They literally used a glitch for a feat for Doomslayer. Why are we surprised now.
I think they should use glitches more often

>>149815870
Speed isn't reactions.

>>149815873
Yee

>>149815870
It's easier for Bayonetta to tank a folding chair than Dante, as much as Death Battle wants to fool the audience into thinking otherwise.

on this topic, why does DB have this dumb rule that says every match is independent of each other in terms of scaling? are they really that scared of having consistency to their bullshit?

>>149815836
NTA but am the anon that said universal Goku. Yeah, not really too much you can justify about Broly other than maybe Broly's survival instincts were holding him back from destroying everything and his increasing battle skill made it so he was using his power efficiently and precisely on an instinctual level.
I am not even going to entertain that that is an altogether likely answer. In reality, the makers for the movie just wanted to have the fight take place in the arctic because the eventual environmental breakdown to a lava and ice landscape is cool. Powerscaling wasn't really on their mind for the set design and when they wanted to show how power the characters were, they had the alternate dimension sequence happen.

>>149815848
>Game mechanics aren't canon since a player can decide if you die or not, not the character itself
That seems to be missing the point
No one is saying Sonic will stand still and get hit by an enemy because the player chooses to make him stand still
But spikes still KILL Sonic so it's not like he has planetary durability or whatever wanking you can get up to with base Sonic

What's a character you'd like to see in Death Battle, but you know it won't even happen because he's not popular enough with the normies, so nobody would know who the fuck that is?

>>149815895
agreed but IMO the whole thing with the shockwaves getting stronger merits scrutiny

>>149815901
>Shaking infinity doesn't count because it was nothing
Do you know what infinite means?

>>149813956
I'll body her

>>149815896
That's a retarded take. A character getting hurt or dying during gameplay shows what they can take. Otherwise literally every video game character is a walking god.

>>149815732
Samus vs Mega Man and Fairy Tail Lucy vs Ash Ketchum.

I'm gay the hedgehog

>>149813937 (OP)
TARDzilla

>>149815929
It is basically in place so that they can deflect consistency questions like Thor's speed being a joke rather than a point of discussion.

>>149815956
>literally every video game character is a walking god.
Not far from truth, honestly.

Goku is consistently building level at best

>>149815901
Jiren shook the void by walking. It wasnt Goku and Jiren clashing. Goku can stop shockwaves as seen on BoG when Goku negs Beerus' multiverse ending shockwave punches so the battlefield wasnt in any danger. People really under estimate how much control characters have of their ki.

>>149815938
My HERO

I'm gay, prince of the saiyans

>>149815892
>So, for example, Bloodborne Hunter swinging ridiculously heavy trick weaponry with one hand would not count as an indication of strength?
Was that a cutscene for him or a move? If player input didn't completely decide it, then it's viable.

>>149815938
Player Character aka War itself from Nethack.

>>149815968
Go on and explain why

>>149815956
>>149815953
Based Sonic spitting facts

>>149815956
>Otherwise literally every video game character is a walking god.
JRPG protags tend to kill their gods. Bayonetta is also among the god-slaying game protagonists.

Goku is consistently fire hydrant level.

>>149815970
>>149815785
That was also Beerus. Goku had extreme help with everything in their fight.

>>149815962
isn't Heisei Godzilla pro-Nazi?

>>149815962
KWAB.

>>149815934
i agree wholeheartedly that things like
>how do we make this more spectacular than what happened before? because it must follow a logical progression of feats of strength!
is way in the back of the bus in the Broly movie. arguably in all of DBZ, where the bread and butter is power up X > Y > base X.
I still think the universal scaling is a little bit iffy. it just doesn't make sense to me. not just the scaling in a vacuum, but how it retroactively affects everything going forward. universal Cabba is just... even characters like Hit and Dyspo don't feel universal. I'm not buying it. or that Jiren could blink and the universe would cease to exist. clearly not. maybe. I don't think it adds up with the setting basically

>>149815979
Gets raped by the mc from elona

>>149815985
Sonic clearly is shitposting in that image.

>>149815976
Well it is equipment in the game, because all the equipment is viable for the hunter to wield in game. NTA, but the imposition appears to be that you should be able to say that the Hunter is capable to firing an entire cannonball out of personal carry cannon since it is a weapon in the game.

This would get them demonetized.

>>149815976
Nah, I mean in gameplay. Some trick weapons, like Boom Hammer, are obviously way beyond what a normal human would be able to swing in combat with one hand (not to mention a literal CANNON can also be used as a side arm). But there's no solid statement about their weight nor does anyone comment on that, outside of in-game stat requirement. So I guess it wouldn't really count because it's too speculative and it's up to player to level up Strength to be able to equip that? Unless we're taking Hunter with 99 in every stat, but that's more of a question how do we treat RPG characters.

>>149815991
Bayonetta still can die falling off a bike.
The point of this argument is "Well if the player is good then the character can't die" is retarded. You're not going to use that logic for CJ from GTA against Bayonetta. If "the player" was just really good then CJ would be able to kill Bayonetta in seconds and dodge all of her attacks despite being a normal guy.

>>149816017
I don't think Hulk punches hard enough to erase the universe either yet he does. Almost like unless characters are actively destroying the universe with the slightest exertion of energy they don't seem universal

>Most popular super hero of all time
>Not a single good match up

>Why aren't they destroying planets and galaxies by walking???? Why do Ki blasts don't destroy everything???? Why do they get hurt by bullets and punches???
Ki control

>>149816069
Deku revenge match

Technocracy versus SCP who wins

>>149816069
Batman and that one kamen rider

I have the special ability to always lose, fail and just generally job in every fight and this ability is omnipresent, works retroactively across all timelines and dimensions and can't be negated or copied. It's over.

>>149816064
i think usually that takes on a more abstract kind of connotation... IDK. i don't know how strength alone destroys the fabrics of time and space. when Hulk and Night Crawler destroyed the latter's dimension, the dimension itself was a sort of gateway to other dimensions rather than a standalone universe, so maybe it just wasn't that big

>>149815938
My boy Ryu Hayabusa.

>>149816069
Peter vs Denji in a cuckoldry match

>>149816087
Wod by virtue of having self respect

>>149816069
Ditko's Spider-Man vs Ditko's Blue Beetle would be fun.

>>149816069
>Least bad match is just a spin-off of a more popular Captain America match

>>149816078
>>Why aren't they destroying planets and galaxies by walking???? Why do Ki blasts don't destroy everything???? Why do they get hurt by bullets and punches???
>Ki control
Broly had no ki control for this cope

>>149816114
If Makima cucks Denji with Peter, which one of them loses the match?

>>149816133
Makima would vex Peter to make Denji jealous and more dependent. Denji is the bigger loser there I think

>>149816017
On the other hand, I think it is the only thing that we can conclude because like you said, the bread and butter of power up X > Y > base X.
It reveals a deeper issue with this whole hobby, how exactly do creators demonstrate characters are serially progressing in power without making the setting untenable?
Well the easiest approach is to just ignore that notion that you must have your characters match some degree of destruction for a certain tier of character. Characters are still always getting stronger and stronger, but it is only through the established systems that we can recognize this.
So as a result, the people in this hobby (myself included) tend to glom on to anything that can be used as a milestone reference. We haven't gotten anything substantial since the Cell Saga and perhaps even earlier with Frieza if we are being strict about it, but we do know the characters have gotten so so much more stronger in the mean time.
So we have Battle of Gods and a heavily suppressed Beerus is so powerful that Goku doesn't think fusion would make a difference, but then SSJG comes out and put a suppressed Beerus into a more serious mode and still keeps up until Beerus has had his fill.
Then the anime and manga come out and say that this is endangering the entire universe if Goku doesn't negate it.
So this marker, though it goes unsurpassed, remains as an anchor. (Also it was just after GvS2, so people were itching for anything to beat Clark.)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GhBOlkHm-tM&pp=ygUIRy5pLmppdmXSBwkJrQkBhyohjO8%3D

>>149816069
Peter (and to a lesser extent Bruce) just drew the shortend of the stick where they are so popular that they have a cast of characters that can act as proxies for themselves.

>>149816175
Cap is smarter than AM. Which isn't a high bar to clear, to be honest.

>>149816059
>Bayonetta still can die falling off a bike.
When did that happen? When did she die falling off a bike?

Also, you do realize that the bike section took place before she became powerful enough to awaken the Left Eye? Did you play the game or at least watch the cutscenes? Because the Bayo that rode a bike in B1 is way less powerful than the one in the final game sections. That's the whole point of B1, that she's becoming stronger as the story progresses.

>>149816215
Yes, I played Bayo1. It's still an anti-feat. Sorry

>>149816230
>t's still an anti-feat. Sorry
Don't give me a fake apology crap. An anti-feat doesn't count when the game's story explicitly states that Bayonetta without memories is less powerful than the one with memories and the awakened Left Eye.

That's like saying that Super Goku still struggles pushing just a boulder because OG Dragon Ball kid Goku had to put effort into moving one. You sound stupid.

Disregarding things like power levels or transformations, which of the two actually has better fighting abilities, like skill?

>>149816266
You already lost the argument, sweety

>>149816266
Don't engage after a point. It is better for your time.

Beerus literally fucked my dad. I'm such a happy cuck

>>149816276
Goku is more skilled fighter, but Bejita probably has better raw physical stats

>>149816266
>It doesn't count because I don't want it to
Don't know what to tell you. It's an anti-feat.

>>149816276
Vegeta has access to better techniques at the moment, but Goku has a better battle instinct for longer lasting combat (provided he has no reason to drop his guard) while Vegeta is more likely to tire and stress himself out with how his brain runs.

>>149816175
>Maybe young Midoriya is right... Maybe bullying street tiers IS the answer

>>149816307
Good for you anon

>>149816280
Yeah, I can tell you haven't played the game. But thanks to you, I could share more details about Bayonetta's story with everyone else here. The whole point of the first game is that with each Cardinal Virtue she defeats, she becomes more powerful and closer to being the perfect Left Eye user. So, of course, early-game amnesiac Bayo doesn't have as many spells and magic as late-game Bayo. She couldn't even shapeshift into animals, fly, or walk on walls. But only an idiot like Death Battle would take a character at its weakest, and then nerf her furthermore, to force her to lose a stomp match.

Anti-feats are only used by delusional sissies seething that a character is stronger than them. This is why Kratos won

>>149816343
BOOM

>>149816343
Cap has knocked Hulk out before. His shield also negs anything All Might has. The shield itself could easily cut through All Might. Cap is fast enough to keep up with All Might. He just doesnt have nearly the same striking speed or running speed.

>>149816361
Death Battle even literally said in the episode "we look at these characters at their peak, free from gameplay restrictions", and retards still menstruate over Kratos anti-feats.

>>149816383
What if All Might grabs the shield and throws it really hard

>>149815511
The MC (You) is male and she's female
you're two halves of the same person
paradoxically, YWNBAW thus troonery is affot

>>149816059
Cj can tank several bullets, and rockets.

>>149816387
Cap has the reflexes to avoid such a thing happening and it would leave All Might open to Cap cutting him with his shield. Cap is simply to skilled to lose here.

>>149816370
>Street tier bullies sub-gorilla tier

>>149816385
>we look at these characters at their peak >>149815603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN-pE7Anpxk

With his recent upscale, can Superman now defeat All for One?

>>149816417
Except when we don't like them

Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149816407
CJ with maxed health and armor can tank more rockets than Gordon Freeman, but the HEV suit has the small ballistics advantage

>>149816393
>basic bitch duality is troon shit
Mythology bros...

>>149816450
True

>>149816465
zeus turning into a woman to bed the fair maidens of lesbos would be trannyshit yes

>>149816465
>mythology doesn't have faggotry and troonery
Zeus even polymorphed into a swan and fucked a Spartan queen

>>149816383
I think it'd be a matter of seconds before All Might realizes his knuckles are bleeding and he just yanks Steve's shield away. I see it ending a little bit like Thanos punching Cap in the MCU. If what WoG said is true and All Might can actually sprint at Mach 10 that's really uncomfortable to imagine fighting Steve while also having artillery for fists

>>149816393
That's no transexualism. Unless the game plays up that angle. Really it's just a rebis

>>149815837
See this would be a fun clusterfuck likely involving Clubs Deuce blowing himself and Moxxie to smithereens.

>>149816276
Goku, that's the entire point of hard work allows even a low born saiyan to surpass the elite that their fight was about

>>149816507
It really comes down to who can adapt their tactics faster.

>>149816498
Zeus:
>cucked his lesbian daughter by transforming into her to fuck her bestie
>cucked Hades by fucking Persephone by transforming into Hades
>cucked dozens of Greek men by banging their wives and lovers
Truly the original Greek BVLL

>>149816542
more like the GOD OF FAGGOTS

>>149816417
That just makes Death Battle hypocrites, it doesn't mean they didn't apply the rule to Kratos.

>>149816507
Steve has successfully maneuvered around faster characters than All Might and taken ounches from much more powerful characters. He easily works around All Might and chips at him with the shield and potentially one shooting by cutting All Might’s Throat or stomach open with the shield.

>>149816417
Bayo was like 10 years ago

>>149816383
There's literally nothing Steve can do to anyone physically superior to him taking the shield off him.

>>149816554
That would be Herakles who fucked more men than women

>>149816541
It's basically a stat check matchup for Cap. I'm not sure he passes it. His shield could easily weather everything All Might did to that Nomu head on, but other than that what?

>>149816407
But he's not beating Bayonetta. You're missing my point.

>>149816575
Also, unlike Bayo, people actually give a shit about Kratos.

I come from the Future
Titan Hulk is used and Death Battle Argues that because Battleship Hulk needed to fight the top tier Cosmic beings to unlock it that Titan Hulk scales to them.
He absorbs Ultima and then claps the dimension he resides in away.
Next MU is Ruby vs Maka

>>149816572
>around faster characters than All Might
Name five.

>>149814256
Prime is for Sentry.
A matachup people will actually watch.

>>149816587
yes he is

>>149816385
>retards still menstruate over Kratos anti-feats.
Except his “anti-feats” are actually him in serious fighting situations (in cutscene) and being shown repeatedly to have rock level durability.

>>149816597
Ultima is literally a jobber in that pseud book so this is 100% believable

>>149816600
Hulk, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Human Torch

>Titan Hulk

>>149816621
You have to understand, KINGTOS was teaching his opponents...

>>149816617
Sentry is for Gemini Saga.

>>149816618
Post CJ destroying a planet

>>149816596
We are discussing powerlevels, not popularity. Although sadly, many people want to reduce battleboarding into a popularity contest, Death Battle included.

>>149816597
Lies detected: 0 (zero).

>TOBAtrannies are crying about THE STRONGEST HULK

>>149816572
So has Batman. So has every peak human street tier under the Sun for that matter. Cap is no less street tier as a result and regularly goes toe to toe with humans like Crossbones and Batroc. The entire scale breaks apart when you scale Cap to Avengers level threats

>>149816621
>Retard menstruating over Kratos anti-feats

>>149816621
Outerversal rock

>>149816621
Kratos bros don't look...

>>149816645
If it WAS just a popularity contest then Miles would have won

Pity loss zilla

>>149816668
Miles is not popular.
>But spiderverse
There's a reason it's an ensemble cast

>>149816645
The point is that Bayonetta is not popular enough for people to give a single shit that they got her power level wrong. Kratos is.

>>149816642
CJ can destroy a moon that has been enlarged to be planet sized and revert it to moon sized

>>149816617
Didn't save Thunderflops

>>149816659
>no argument
Concession accepted.

>>149816670
>Pity win against Gamera, monster of 0 feats
>Pity loss against Hulk because DB has to massively over-correct for their retardation regarding Hulk
Godzilla is the Jesus of Death Battle, taking a loss so that Hulk's sins can be forgiven
>>149816676
Miles is WAY more popular with zooms than you think, meanwhile Deku isn't even liked in his own fanbase outside of the fujo shit

>>149816624
All of them except maybe Iron Man are subsonic

>>149816585
All Might can be damaged with the shield. So it depends on Cap's quick thinking - if he can maneuver into position where he can counterattack, then he has a good chance. If he takes too long, AM just figures to yank the shield away or just bruteforces his way into victory.

>>149816659
Fuck it's true... it's been 6 months since that fateful day... the day my hero got fraudchecked

>>149816645
>Although sadly, many people want to reduce battleboarding into a popularity contest, Death Battle included.
There are a good amount of death battles where the less popular guy wins. Every fucking time with you retards it's
>MY GUY LOST BECAUSE HE'S LESS POPULAR
>MY GUY LOST BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK BIASED

>>149816175
Cap is for an actual patriotic beatdown on Homelander, not some stupid nipshit.

>>149816579
He's skilled enough to avoid it.
>>149816654
Spider-Man hard counters because he can stick to the shield.

>>149816720
>There are a good amount of death battles where the less popular guy wins.
Name ten.

>>149816687
>Doesn't post him destroying it
>Moon level at best
>has to use a gun, something Bayonetta could easily dodge

>>149816638
Nobody's watching that either, moron.
Also, kill yourself listtroon.

>>149816720
This, even in Kratos vs Asura Asurabros coped saying DB has a kratos bias. This year had Spawn vs Ghost Rider

>tanks your strongest attack

>>149816702
…in a fanfiction battle that thinks blocking light after it hits your eyes makes you MFTL+ and uses a cookbook as a source.

>Kratosfags arguing that their guy didn't win due to being more popular than Asura and having a cult of people who cannot play actually difficult games rally so hard for him.
Pathetic. He should have had 2 losses by now.

>>149816699
I don't doubt Cap could damage All Might but putting him out of commission just boots on the ground with no prep or anything? It's never happening. All All Might needs to do is grab the shield in midair or pimp slap it away

>retardos keep falling for bait

>>149816768
>Copesura

Man, I really felt like I was having a good conversation about Goku and co, but the time of day has come again.

>>149816736
Both of Vader's fights
Both of the symbiote vs anime fights
Pretty much every Batman loss
Killua vs Misaka
Pokemon vs Digmon
Rick vs Doctor

>>149816768
I mean DBZ has a cult fanbase who sent death threats when Bardock lost and Nolan still won

>>149816768
>who cannot play actually difficult games
Such as?

>>149816818
You think modern Death Battle would have Cap lose to Batman?

>>149816752
>more baitposting about kratosura
k bud
>>149816763
based CJ, Destroyer of Groves, Killer of Cops, Nightmare of Ballas

>>149816642
Post bayo not jobbing to a bicycle fall.

>>149816839
Probably not but the fight's a cointoss anyway

>>149816839
Cap and Bats are a 50/50 MU and Two-Face slipped in the coin they used for the flip. Don't make outerversal Two-Face step in AGAIN, SHARTvel fanBITCH.

>>149816736
Goku vs Superman 1-3
Red vs Tai
Batman vs Iron Man and Black Panther
Goku Black vs Reverse Flash
Trunks vs Silver
Doomslayer vs Master Chief remake
Bowser vs Eggman
Ganon vs Dracula
Kirby vs Buu
Thor vs Bejita
Tom vs Coyote

Baldir wouldve unironically killed asura as well desu

>>149816736
Deku, Fall Guys, Joker, Omni-Man, Superman, The Doctor, Gojo, Bill, Silver Surfer, Dimitri, Obito, Misaka, Dragonborne, Asta, Silver, Apocalypse, Excalibur, Omni-Man, Jinx, Cloud, Star Butterfly, Broly, Wally, Todoroki, Booster Gold, War Machine, Static Shock, Dracula, Hiei, Darkseid, Spyro, Kenshiro, Black Panther, Tracer, Tai, Yang, Raiden, Superman, Dr. Doom, Superman, Blanka, Master Chief, Sonic

>>149816839
Probably not. I like Otto's take on it that Cap has fought so many gadgeteers that Batman wouldn't bring anything new to the table with his usual load out

>>149816736
Ben 10 vs Green Lantern, Pokemon vs Digimon, Gaara vs Toph, Darth Vader vs Obito, Hulk vs Doomsday, Power Rangers vs Voltron, Pokemon Battle Royale, Mega Man Battle Royale, Trunks vs Silver, Wile E vs Tom

>>149816820
They deserve death threats for not even being able to multiply by 3 properly.

>>149816893
No lies detected

>Baldir
>wouldve

>>149816893
This post's source: anon's asshole

>>149816659
Those anti feats ARE HIS feats.

>>149816450
No lies detected.

>>149816912
>The Green Lantern is less popular than Ben 10
Benfags have such big egos. Your show is just an 80's toy commercial that came out at the wrong time.

New
>>149816938

>>149816941
Lies Detected: None.

>>149816904
>Todoroki
What?

>>149816968
he's not as popular as Zuko

>>149816915
Wouldn't it be divide by 3?

>>149816977
Bro no one cares about Zooko

>>149817006
ok

>>149816941
Green lantern is a big flop

>>149817006
dogshit cope
get your brain checked

>>149817018
GL is the least popular out of the Justice League sure but Hal is more well known than Ben 10. No amount of zoomer nostalgia is going to change that

>>149817059
Hal himself? Like as Hal Jordan, more famous than Ben Tennyson? I don't know about that one. Even the Green Lantern property, most people probably have cursory knowledge of it, just like Ben Ten

>>149817123
Yes, Hal is more popular than Ben.

>>149817145
Agh I don't know man. What do you base that on?

>>149815837
This would unironically be fun. That or make it even more of a comical blowout by having IMP face The Felt

>>149817156
Cartoons, Comics, Movies, Games, even fucking theme park rides. Every generation has seen something with Hal. He's THE Green Lantern.
Ben had toys and some cartoons. No staying power if you weren't a kid in the mid/late 00's

>>149817238
>No staying power if you weren't a kid in the mid/late 00's
But that's today's generation. Chances are, your generation

>>149817319
>But that's today's generation. Chances are, your generation
It is. But that's besides the point. Hal has Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, Zoomers and probably Gen Alpha too. He's just more popular. Ben 10 doesn't get as much as him because he's not as in demand.
But also popularity is not the point of fucking Death Battle/Power Scaling threads.

>>149817238
Hal isn't bigger than the Green Lantern brand. A lot of people know GL, a fraction of them would know Hal Jordan above GL. There's no reason to wax poetic about him like this

>benigger and halnigger competing over which one of their dead brands is bigger than the other one
simon vs kyle already revealed that normies don't give a shit about GL outside of hal being a comedic relief

>>149817421
Hal is also part of Justice League, Super Friends, DCSHG, theme parks, Scooby Doo, and WCW brands.