Thread 149834553

Why doesn't Batman just cut off all the Jokers limbs, cock, and balls and keep get alive in the Batman force feeding him raw meat?

what like a fish
like some sort of... joker fish

Why cut off his penis too? To send a message?
He already isn't going anywhere if you cut off his arms and legs

>>149834553 (OP)
pointless. he’d just return as a cyborg

Just do this bruh

>>149835557
Who changes the bedsheets and pillows that will inevitably get sweaty and dirty? Hell, who cleans the room that will draw in insects, vermin and who knows what filthy things in that could Joker an infection and ultimately kill him?

Batman is fucked no matter what.

>>149835701
>Who changes the bedsheets and pillows that will inevitably get sweaty and dirty? Hell, who cleans the room that will draw in insects, vermin and who knows what filthy things in that could Joker an infection and ultimately kill him?
Pedophiles that Batman catches. That's their punishment, to care for Joker's well-being for the remainder of their life.

>>149835557
wouldn't throwing him into the phantom zone accomplish essentially the same purpose.

>>149834553 (OP)
>Batman force
Nigger what?

>>149835701
>Who changes the bedsheets and pillows that will inevitably get sweaty and dirty
Nobody. The sheets and pillow cases are WayneTech material, which absorb the sweat into the sheets and recycle it, causing the sheets to become cooler over time.
There is also a "bat mist" that is composed of nanites that remove all dirt and possible excrement that may occur or cause discomfort.
He will not die.

>>149835873
Throwing him into the Phantom Zone is how you get a Joker with an army of Kryptonian criminals.

>>149835947
Danget Bobby, you ain't right.

>>149834553 (OP)
Joker is his husband,he would never do that to him

>>149835557
Joker does get lobotomized in the justice lords, as do all the other villains

Why doesn't he just tickle him to teach him morals?

>>149834553 (OP)
If Batman actually did that Joker would probably end up falling into a Lazerus Pit somehow and coming back completely healed. You have characters like Twoface who's enter gimmick is their face is fucked up meanwhile Joker cuts his entire face off and regrows it back like it's nothing.

Why doesn't Twoface use a Lazerus Pit? Because Joker plot armor is strong and Twoface's face needs to stay fucked up to keep status quo.

>>149834553 (OP)
>Why doesn't Batman just

He can't do anything that permanently gets rid of the Joker or prevents the Joker from being the Joker and doing Joker things in any way. ANY. WAY. Doesn't matter if it's lethal or not, anything that removes the Joker from the formula is a no-go. If you want to stop seeing the Joker being the Joker and doing Joker things, then the only sane option you have is to stop consuming any Batman-related media. Now please stop fucking asking questions along the lines of "why don't they just prevent the entire plot from happening before it even begins", because you already know the fucking answer, and I'm sick and tired of seeing people constantly ask the same question that they already know the answer to.

>>149837357
You say that but the "why don't they just rape the Joker" threads existed years before Joker 2 and then he actually got raped. That used to be unthinkable so who's to say Joker won't one day also get his limbs and balls cut off and becoming a living onahole?

Why not just rape the Joker in order to stop him from being the Joker? Gordon did it in one universe, he'll do it in another.

>>149834553 (OP)
I like non fatal vore too anon

Batman is the kind of "good" that allows evil to live and prosper
Plenty of soldiers in conflicts all across the world kill and die every day, and they're almost all better people than joker, but I don't see bats walking up and saying "FUCK VETS"