Thread 149895363

Soon....

>second part of a 3-part story
>will bring back TOBA,TOAA and the Green Door
>will lead to a Hulk event
DIMEulk!!

>>149895370
dimesulk. you mean dimes. unless you mean he draws a single dime. then again that's a dimeless look

>>149895370
Yeah, so dimes that there's a thread for it up right now that's gotten 2 replies in 5 hours.

>>149895370
My VILLAIN???!!!!!

>One of the reasons why G1 skipped out was because of the metric fuck ton of material both sides have (even though it's basically Hulk vs Godzilla Ultima (with radiation absorption and IDW and Heisei tier stats for its avatar))
>Episode gets a week delay

>>149895370
KINO art.

pity win banner, accept no prostitutes.

ULTIMA FRAUD CHECK ULTIMA FRAUD CHECK ULTIMA FRAUD CHECK

>>149895363 (OP)
I lol'd at Jennifer and Biollante

We need a fraud fight where it's two characters wanked to high heaven getting torn down and the bigger of the two frauds losing

Godzillabros.....our preview won't surpass the Hulk's preview.

>>149895410
...Ultima fraud checking the Hulk, that is!

Ultima is literally a red herring, GiH has direct author statements giving Godzilla the W

>>149895454
>author statements
1. Godzilla in Hell had MULTIPLE writers
2. If fucking Kratos didn't get maximum wank with social media statements, they're not pulling that shit with Godzilla in Hell

MY FUARKING HEROINES!!

>>149895481
...and SHITcking.

>>149895470
Don't Kratos' author statements say that he's planetary level at best?

>>149895505
It's contradictory

>>149895454
The only time I remember Death Battle using social media statements was with Crash vs Spyro's art director's statements on DeviantArt and that was more to give an actual name for Legend Spyro's super breath as well as what it's even made of because the game itself didn't provide shit.
It didn't really matter because big blast = dead bandicoot

KINGnny was TEACHING /dbg/…

>>149895481
And WHOREnty!

I just learn that Hanna-Barbera Godzilla laser beam can neutralize radiation. What the fuck?

https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1mqw8n7/reactions_to_this_one_nonultima_godzilla_wincon/

>>149895424
Bill Cipher vs Pennywise

I am a FUARKING BOUNDLESS BEAST... I can solo ANY Anon...
...Except if they ban evade. AIIIEEEEEE!!!

KarateGODS.....

>>149895481
...and SKANKty

Reed Richards bros... Are we cuckolds?

>>149895759
That's just what all women do when they meet CHADsh Thompson.

>>149895759
Just why?

>>149895759
can't blame 'em. That hot blond with the blue eyes needs to be shared, even with married women.

>>149895826
His stupid deviantart form makes me wanna see Mark obliterate him even more lmao.

Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!

Ash vs Yugi.

Ash's Arsenal: Every mon he has in pickachu's flashback
Yugi's Arsenal: Atem/Yugi's deck by the end of the ceremonial duel
Battle style: Whatever they used in the Zorc Arc in Yugioh

>>149895862
Gohan BTFOs Mark easily.

CHADku.

>>149895826
With that much hair,Gohan could potentially stab Mark like a rhino

>>149895930
>doesn't fumble
>Mark
Huh?

>>149895930
>640x504
If Death Battle actually do this fight and Gohan lose, it's going cause a massive uproar in the community. They will never recover from the backlash.

>>149895930
I only support this because I specifically hate Gohan

>>149896010
Like SvG didn't cause a massive uproar

>>149896010
Only amongst redditors. The general populace can see that Mark is demonstrably stronger tham Gohan ever is on-screen.

>>149896014
Invincible being the only reoccurring verse that never loses on DB would be so obnoxious but so fucking funny.

>>149896033
Lies detected: 0

>>149896010
Disgaea+spawn scaling gapes the jobber...So draw.

I want Gohan and Mark to both die, but I want them to lose and be humiliated by others instead of having a corny tie thing like Scooby vs Courage. What other opponents do they have that 99% of the time would murder them?

>>149896033
If you ignore anti feats like the yo yo, and the high outerversal wooden pole of course
>inb4. Umm achsually he scales to
Okay, then jobhan gets Universal scaling and gg.

>>149896065
Laharl and luke, the former is an ultra cocky kid that is also a massive feats man, so he just stomps Gohan while constantly making fun of him, the later just lobotomizes Mark.

Give Mark Spawn scaling.
Give Mark Rottley "Invincible characters murdering people" art scaling.
Give Mark WoG who would win statements by Robert Kirkman.
Have him use these as his path to victor against Gohan, and do not elaborate AT ALL as to how strong these statements make him, just say that they mean he wins with no explanation. Pleas DB crew, it would be supremely funny.

>>149895826
The aura emitted from this just blew up the entire Image comics multiverse

>>149896010
It's kinda funny because any Invincible character losing would also cause an uproar except for the titular character.

>>149896121
...'s first drafts.

Anyone else starting to feel like HulkZilla might unironically be good?

Anyone else starting to feel like HulkZilla might ironically be bad?

>>149896108
No, give him the generally agreed upon cookie cutter interpretations of his stats (continent-planet?), but debunk universal Dragon Ball at the same time and say that it's completely impossible.

>>149895826
BEAST

>>149896181
The generally agreed upon cookie cutter interpretations of his stats is that he's universal.

>>149896190
HE CANNOT SURPASS THE MIGHTY SAYIN I'M GONNA PAINT YOU READ WITH MY CUMMA!

>>149895363 (OP)
ROAAARRR IF HULK IS STOMPED ON BY BIG LIZARD FEET I WILL CUT OFF MY OWN FEET FOR VENGEANCE!

>>149895826
>Standing there for 10 seconds with his stupid gay haircut
Mark blitzes a million times over and with vastly superior durability, physicals and AP the fight is over in seconds

YOU.


WILL.
KNEEL!

>>149895379
YAYAYAY HAHA I MAKE DE MONEY LIKE SCROOGE! TROLOLOOLOOLOLLOLOO I HAVE LOST OF CASH MONEY HONEY!!!!!!!!!1 yEAH I come looking for you with Haitians
I stay smoking on good Jamaican
I fuck bitches from different races
you get money they started hating
Turn up
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
OK, niggas be hating I'm rich as a bitch
One hundred K I spent that on my wrist
Two hundred dollars spent that on your bitch
you and your model put that on my list
oh there he go in that Foreign again
Killing the scene bring the coroner in
murder she wrote, swallow a choke
Hit her and go, I won't call her again
woke up early morning, crib as big as a college
smoke me a pound of the loudest

>>149896239
whipping some shit with no mileage
diamonds cost me a fortune
Them horses all in them Porsches
you pussies can't hardly afford it
Forty two hundred my mortgage
balling on niggas like Kobe
fuck all you haters you bore me
only the real get a piece of the plate
repping my city I'm running my state
give me a pistol then run with the K's
Niggas want beef then I visit your place
Bang!
I come looking for you with Haitians
I stay smoking on good Jamaican
I fuck bitches from different races
you get money they started hating
TURN UP
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
Yeah, and I'm at it again
there go the flow bringing tragedy in
copped me a chain your salary spent
niggas is sweet bring them cavities in
counting money, hourly trend
rolling them skinny like Olsen twins
niggas is squares, cabin and pens
neck full of Gold Olympian shit
niggas is blowing their checks on the gear
fall on some pussy then hop on the leer
shot with them choppers back of the rear
Sak Pase them killers is here
woke up early morning, mind is telling me money
paper, mula, pockets is fat as a tumor
Millionaire nigga no rumor
living my life off of tuna
wanted with me I deliver the beef
real niggas only enjoying the feast
pull up a seat, bon appetite
No Louboutins put that red on your sleeves
Bang
I come looking for you with Haitians
I stay smoking on good Jamaican
I fuck bitches from different races
you get money they started hating
TURN UP
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I

>>149896245
woke up in a new Bugatti
Photographs of dope boys
is all the take is finger prints on the Rolls Royce
is why they hating push a button on these broke boys
it's detonation, walk a road to riches bare feet
I watch mama struggle now she living carefree
that's why I hustle for the half a Ki that's 12 G's
> I'm tryin' to bubble every summer a new LP
you gotta love me I got shooters out the D-league
> Signin' bonus hit that man that's from thirty feet
left in a puddle finger prints is on a hundred mill
and what it is? Ricky Rose' and Ace Hood
we hella Trill
yeah
I come looking for you with Haitians
I stay smoking on good Jamaican
I fuck bitches from different races
you get money they started hating
TURN UP
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I woke up in a new Bugatti

>>149896256
'Cause you know in the old days they couldn't say the shit they wanted to say
They had to fake orgasms and shit
We can tell niggas today, "Hey, I wanna cum, mothafucka"
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it
(Love it, love it) (I'ma fuck a bitch, tell her cousin)
Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin (dork, McLovin, ooh, ooh, ooh)
I just pulled up in a Ghost (Ghost)
Fucked that bitch up out in London (up out in)
Then I fucked up on her cousin
Or her sister, I don't know nothin' (uh-uh, woo)
And my niggas gettin' ignorant
Like a lighter, bitch, we ignant (ignant, yeah)
All this water on my neck
Look like I fell when I went fishin' (fell)
So much diamonds on my bust down
Ooh, fuck, what's the time? (where we at?)
Me and Smokepurpp sippin' drank (aye!)
Ooh, fuck, she take lines (lines)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (scoop!) (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho
When the first time they ask you if you want sparklin' or still?
Why you try to act like you was drinkin' sparklin' water 'fore you came out here?
You're such a fuckin' h-
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!)
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!)
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!)
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!)
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck
I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck
I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck
How you start a family? The condom slipped up
I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate
I like hearin' stories, I like that ho shit
I wanna hear mo' shit, I like the ho shit
Send me some mo' shit, you triflin' ho bitch (bitch, bitch, bitch)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)
'Cause you know in the old days they couldn't say the shit they wanted to say
They had to fake orgasms and shit
We can tell ni

>>149896228
>Island level
Luffy victim

THIS IS THE HIP HOP GENERAL WHERE WE DISCUSS MONKEY RAPE NIGGER MONEY MUSIC CA CHING ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB GET TYPSY TYPE MUSIC YA MEAN???? i

>>149895363 (OP)
NEW DEATH BATTLE IDEA: TUPAC VS BIGGIE THE ONE AND ONLY NIGGER CHIMP ULTRA LEGENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>149896265
Shut your black ass up.

Amy vs Tinkaton
who wins?

>>149896289
Ok but who wins? If we're using lyrics and music videos and any "official" appearances either has made in media, who is more powerful?

>>149896313
Amy via superior mobility and intelligence.

Did the DBZ niggerspics get into a fit over the Mark comments or something?

>>149896342
It's the DBZ spics. When are they ever NOT throwing a fit? They live in perpetual anger, and it always builds up until you get deranged shit that doesn't even make sense anymore.

>>149896320
No one here listens to rap
But Tupac should get it because he isn't fat and actually cucked Biggie

>>149896379
Weirdly enough Sonic probably stands a much better chance against Bowser than Mario does against Eggman

>>149896433
I just realized Mario and Eggman share alot of design elements...

>>149896379
>>149896433
If you take gag feats into account, Mario would do better than Sonic the others villain.
Sonic is probably a better fighter, but his mindset is terrible, it's just 'rush in at super speed' and if that fails 'gotta collect the Chaos Emeralds', meanwhile Mario is extremely adaptable and is constantly using trickery to overwhelm superior foes.

>>149896521
Would Mario and Egmman be friends outside of Death Battle?

>>149896609
Depends on if you think he's friends with Bowser or if he just tolerates him coming over to play sports.

>>149895401
They skipped it because they know how deranged zillatards are.

Frank West vs Ash Williams

who wins?

>>149896190
?

>>149897028
Oh, I thought we were talking about Gohan, my mistake.

>>149896976
Which weapons does Frank get?

>>149897028
Yes vsbw is wrong as per usual, Kirkman has already expounded at length about Mark's power

>>149897028
Vsbw is right as per usual

>>149897072
Gohan's best feat is destroying a big hill, he's not even island level

>light vs columbo won't be a standard death battle
>ben said "it's not even a bonus episode"
So what is it going to be? What's the point?

>>149895481
Sluts for BWC

>>149897283
It's going to be a DBX radio play with researched result. It exists to placate Swan.

>>149897224
Nah this is his best feat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqlotM-nTJo it's weird that Gohan doesn't really have any good feats after this despite being constantly hyped up by the series.

I AM...... UNSOLVABLE (to real life scientists)
I AM...... UNBEATABLE (so long as your verse's tech peaks at city level)
I AM...... GOD (if i'm in a limited cosmology)

>>149895470
>If fucking Kratos didn't get maximum wank with social media statements, they're not pulling that shit with Godzilla in Hell

I'm pretty sure most twitter statements directly debunk Kratos wank. Since the dev have mentioned on 7+ occasions that there is no multiple universes in the setting

>>149897357
So a solidjj skit. Alright. If it doesn't displace the normal upload schedule id be fine with it

>>149896071
>>149896046
Didn’t Kid Gohan destroy the makyo star in the Garlic jr arc? Pretty sure that kind of shits on any on screen feats marks accomplished

>>149897538
We don't know what it is for sure, we just know it's not taking the slot of a normal episode and will be something else, and apparently has been in steady production and won't be out for a while.

>>149897551
Imagine it being the live action episode kek

GODDAMN! Looking at Ultima's thighs, the only "equation" I'm trying to "solve" is the aerodynamics of how I get my dick between that delicious GYATT!

>>149895363 (OP)
Hulk? The same KWAB who JOBBED to NULY??? Yeah, I'm thinking GAWDzilla's got this.

Kirkman is a HACK!

Ayyy mama mia pizza pasta stromboli I'm walkin here!

>>149895370
>Hulk is the antagonist
KINO.

>Hulk jobbed to possession
keky

>>149897283
killing niggas isn't even columbo's style so i'm alright with it. i'm just here for the kino matchup

>>149897736
Joe Fixit....

>JOBzilla's preview is DIMELESS
>Infernal GODulk only a second part of a larger saga
>same writer who gave the CHADulk the first firmanent feat is writing it
>fighting the MOAH and the Eldest
>leading into a HULK event
DIMESulk the POPULAR!!!

ENTER

>>149897810
>Orlando

>>149897851
This series is okay. I think his Scarlet Witch stuff is alright.

>>149895370
Glad that Clein is back. How long will PKJ stay then?

>>149897532
simon...

>Death Battle thread is the least deranged and retarded thread on /co/ today
What is this fucking phenomenon
If shouldn't be like that

>>149897889
We're THAT much deranged that loops back into being stable

>>149897889
What? Are the circus threads having a collective melty or something?

>>149897909
Jaxfags are coping and posting gay porn. Make of that what you will.

PILLARS OF POWER!!

>>149897809
Isn't the Immortal Hulk line of comics complete crap? I keep seeing people say it's awful outside of powerscaling autism.

>>149897532
Kyle…

>>149897932
Made a shot in the dark and still got it right jesus christ lmao

>>149897963
I have no idea where you got that from, it's one of the most beloved and popular comic runs arguably of all time. The only place you'd find people disliking it is /co/ and even then it had regular threads reaching the bump limit while it was running.

>>149897979
I've seen the opinion expressed here and on Reddit a few times, but I might be confusing it for a different run.

>>149897889
New digital circus episode dropped recently, and our threads are relatively tame in the morning.

>>149898005
You might be thinking of the current run by Phillip Kennedy Johnson, which is where the first firmament chain feat that gets brought up a lot comes from. It's sort of a continuation of Immortal Hulk. I wouldn't call it bad but it's extremely decompressed and throws out a lot of elements of Hulk that people like so it has pretty mixed reception.

>>149898025
Ahh, that makes more sense. Thanks for clarifying. The only Hulk comic I can remember reading had the Hulk crush some guy's skull slightly off-panel.

>>149898025
>I wouldn't call it bad but it's extremely decompressed
Funny enough, PKJ has said that the slower pacing was intentional in the first part. I like the current run. Monster of the week format is always fun.

>>149897600
The live action episode apparently was advertised to be gory, so no

>>149898067
I think it's alright, I like the general tone and theme it goes for and Charlie's dynamic with Hulk, but I think the slow pacing hurts it more than it helps. I feel like we really should have seen the Eldest and the Mother of Horrors earlier than we actually have. Infernal Hulk doesn't sound very interesting to me but the premise of Hulk having lost and become the villain has potential.

>>149897074
all of em?

>>149898092
I think once all 3 parts are done, it will be a much better read.

>>149898085
>LA being gory
Now I'm really wondering what it could be. I could suppose it being something like Punisher vs Billy Butcher or Dredd, and the gore being from them hitting a big warehouse of gang members and splattering them in the crossfire

>>149897909
Yes, plus the whole slew of barely coherent ragebait threads, all thr schizos suddenly got real active in their respective corners etc

>>149898165
Buffy vs Blade with them fighting off vampires?

>>149897963
Well it has a tranny scientist character and a whole lot of rather pretentious yammering about nothing.
Also Avengers are portrayed as literal brainlets who would be completely stumped by the 'put the round peg into round hole' puzzle, but it's up to personal preference if this good or bad.

>>149898192
Maybe, though I imagine to help keep effects costs down they would do the Blade thing and have the vampires disintegrate into skeletons or ash.

This is apparently the strength of MV MechaGodzilla, whom MV Godzilla is stronger than (if not tired)

>>149895424
isn't that just sauron vs lich king? I remember when that episode was announced and /dbg/ was shitting itself predicting sauron would be wanked to universal and steal lich king's deserved win and then the episode came out and both got put at island level and then a week later someone was saying lich king was planet level and /dbg/ started saying lich king was a jobbing building level bitch

>>149898109
Alright, so what's Ash's answer to:
>real mega buster
>rpgs and guns
>fire and ice swords
>super bfg and other AoE weapons
>invincibility, self healing and speed boosts via juices

>>149898248
I wish this fight was more autistic shit like this than muh untranslated novel wank

>>149898281
It's from a Japanese databook...
Also might be a typo, but I am going to assume that it isn't because it's funnier that way.

>>149898274
Sauron was never good at honest brawls canonically. He's a smith, a sorcerer, a strategist, a diplomat and also schizophrenic as of Second Age, but a legendary fighter he is not.

>>149896313
>BRING ME RYONA FLOWERS!!! BRING ME STINKATON!!! BRING ME BITCH IT FELIX JR!!! BRING ME MORE STREET TIER HAMMER USERS!!!

>>149898274
>>149898365
Lich King's scaling got fucked up too because they ignored the retarded nulore with Shadowlands, but maybe that's best forgotten.

>>149898378
The difference between Amy and Ramona, is that Ramona actually got a canonical love interest. Unlike Amy, who has never once in official Sonic media, dated Sonic.

>>149896313
>75

>>149898395
It was nerf because he was just the jailor's pawn instead of the jailor himself, which would have given him some level of outerversal scaling if he was some natural force of death.

>>149898395
>they ignored the retarded nulore with Shadowlands
Good
Probably one the best decisions they have ever made in DB
Also, speaking of Shadowlands - it will never be not funny to me that we had Dreadlord Jaina skin in HotS and then Blizz actually added female Dreadlords in canon in Shadowlands

>>149898378
>DODGING the KING

>>149898395
>SHARTlands

Thank the gods

>>149897963
The problem is that it's made by a retarded leftist like Ewing that constantly takes away from the potentially interesting parts of the whole 'Hulk is an emanation of the literal devil' to do very hamfisted political commentary

>>149898395
Arthas’s research was so shit that I’m not surprised they forgot about Sneedolands.

>>149898431
Im a wow fag, and while I dont believe any shit like planetary LK (hes like maybe continental at best due to Northrend and Ner'zhul), my only strong opinion was from them excluding Shadowlands because we know Frostmorne was made by the Runecarver/Primus, and whether it'd be considered stronger than then enchantment on the One Ring. If you have a literal god of the afterlife, the strongest one mind you, making your weapon and armor, I would certainly consider that a stronger point that an elf king
>oh but his sword got smashed and Sauron can do that
Frostmorne got shattered by the strongest paladin on Azeroth wielding the most powerful weapon of the light, quite literally being blessed by the Light to defeat Arthas at that very moment. Its like every possible kryptonite being stacked at the same time to beat LK. You'd have to make a pretty facetious call in saying that Sauron even retains holy powers since becoming a dark lord

All that said, do I think LK got robbed? Fucking beats me, LotR scaling is nebulous by design, I could take either of them winning. But I feel they did Arthas sloppy, and suspect LotR fans feel the same about Sauron

>>149898522
>Pic
That shit was so fucking forced it went back to being hilarious to me. Literally political webcomic tier writing.

>>149898281
That is from an untranslated databook.

>>149898541
Lich king was just two mortals merged together, Arthas and Ner'zhul. Their power came from really, really strong shit in that verse creating The helm of domination and froustmourne as a setup to destroy the entire planet. When he died, they needed an agent not trying to destroy the world to tank whole "jailor of the damned" bullshit or a vareity of bad shit would happen. A lot of magic, power, metaphysics, a bit of cosmology scaling and mumbo jumbo went into it making into giving them a really strong loadout but Sauron himself is leagues, upon leagues stronger Sauron and the fight really came down to a force of nature versus a guy that has an equipment loadout made by people who are a force of nature.

>>149898541
>Runecarver/Primus

I remember the old lore that it was created by Dreadlords.

>>149898541
Sauron is also a literal deity of smithing and crafting, just not the chief one. One Ring is purely his creation.
Plus he didn't become a dark lord, he's not an anime villain. His powers are fundamentally the same as he had when he was on the side of good.
That said, the major point to make is that Sauron got WEAKER with time. Third Age Sauron has lost many of his powers, and is firmly in the clutches of deep resentment, rage and arguably paranoia. Even if he struts out of Barad Dur in his full battle armor (and EVEN IF he crafts himself a new one from all the mithril he gathered), he would still probably lose to LK in a straight up duel.

I remember reading Beren and Luthien, somehow Sauron got beaten by a dog.

>>149895363 (OP)
Jax solos both.

>>149898634
Sauron lost to fucking Beren.
And to Gil Galad + Elendil, although he managed to kill Elendil with a MK-style fatality by literally burning him with his hand.
Point is, empowered mortals are exactly the sort of opponent that Sauron has a habit of losing.

>>149898541
>They excluded Shitshowlands
Based

Potential energy bros... We got too cocky...

>>149898739
Potential man memes were so fucking good.

>>149898788
>Extracanon
The novelization is literally just the anime with more details. It was even written by the same guy. It's as canon as it gets.

>>149898834
Kek

>>149898641
Wasn't it created by Kil'jaeden in the old lore? The helmet at least.

>>149898641
I remember the old days too. Sire Denathrius creating the Dreadlords as agents into the realm of the living was a neat implication tho

>>149898860
I dont recall if 3 or WotLK said anything about it, but the Rise of the Lich King novel said it was crafted by the Dreadlords. I assume thats also the original premise given to Kil'jaeden

>>149898927
3 didn't say shit because Warcraft 3 was pure
>Eh, looks dope, throw it in
In terms of world building and lore, with no fucks given about muh making it all one gigaepic overarching multiverse story.

>>149898860
It was made by a demon that was 2nd in command probably the strongest character in warcraft lore that was linked to the afterlife (shadow lands)

What are your hopes for track for Hulk vs Godzilla?

>>149899186
A heavy metal track that incorporates loud drums or orchestral bits like the Legendary films kinda have

As for name, idk maybe King of the Monsters or Gods of Gamma or something

>>149899186
just hope there's no yates vocal

>>149899181
yeah but that's in the new lore, in the old lore kil'jaeden had a hand in at least planning the creation of the helmet and stuffing ner'zhul into it and everything

>>149899186
A Space Jam meme remix

>>149899186
Metal track with no vocals. If there are vocals, no Yates.

>>149895930
Both of them would find some way to job resulting in a tie

>>149899186
Please let it be a therewolf track

>>149899186
Screamslop

>>149899186
ScreamSOVL.

>THEREWOLF MEDIA!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY DEATHMETAL MUSIC WITH GENERIC YATES SCREAMING FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET WINGS OF IRON AND IKARI, THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MEXICAN BECOMES A KEK IN HIS HOME SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW HUMANITY IS COOL!!! FUNNY QUOTE MAN WITH POINTY GLASSES EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON DRIVES MY LANTERN EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC HAL ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!

>BRANDON YATES!!!!
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY BADASS ROCK MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE JADE??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO PUNK UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH

>Godzilla arguments:
>Ultima with stupid amounts of hax
>Hulk arguments:
>"Nuh uh"
>Punch hard

>Godzilla arguments
>he loses to a fat assed college chick
>Hulk arguments
>he loses to a gorilla which even 100 men cannot defeat

>>149895470
>Kratos
The difference is that Godzilla in Hell is so metaphorical that you need some level of outside context to scale it. If it's used, author statements will need to factor in as backing.

>>149898728
>but guts does this every single day

>>149899626
I mean he blows up a planet and presumably kills God, don't need that much backing

>Godzilla arguments
>is a lizard
>Hulk arguments
>lost to a legless lizard

>>149899338
The vocals are Godzilla's roar along with hulk going RAH! RAH! RAH!

>>149899631
Not even remotely what I mean and you damn well know it.

>>149895363 (OP)
George Jetson vs Fred Flintstone
Who's winning the 1v1?

>>149899636
>presumably
That's what I mean

>>149899186
If it has vocals I hope Daniel Vincent Galvan is doing them, loved his work for both Ikari and Wings of Iron

>>149899722
ALSO ALSO I hope it samples the KOTM monk chanting, I loved that stuff in the movie's soundtrack

>It's just a fan-fiction battle
>It's just a fan-fiction battle
>It's just a fan-fiction battle
>It's just a fan-fiction battle
>It's just a fan-fiction battle
>It's just a fan-fiction battle

>>149899486
>>149899500
>breaking hell
>vocal screaming track
>brandon yates featuring tre watson
>track length: 3:05

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH

Son Goku

...won

...the 0-3 contest

>>149899739
https://youtu.be/cD0FeOrK6rk
Based

>>149899714
Yeah sorry
>beren does this every single day

>>149899803
no it isn't

I won three times, but I still lost

>>149899894
He kinda does tho. Try again.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

How come Lord English is the only HS character that gets any attention when it comes to battle boarding?

I AM ACTUALLY BUCKBROKEN RIGHT NOW

>>149899941
I don't know who that is.

KKKKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOSSSS

>track starts up
>heavy bass leading into soft electric guitar
>"I've become death the breaker of worlds...."
>more nonsense lyrics
>"CUZ WE'RE THE BEASTS OF RADIATIONNNNNNNNN"
>epic guitar sŏylo
>epic indieshit instrumentation finisher
>"It all ends in a blast..."
>spellaholics synonymous motif

>>149899941
He's the only one with actual matchups from what I've seen.

Hulk will win.

>>149899929
What ails you so, my son?

Hulk will PREVAIL.

>>149900009
I can not cope, my friend....

>>149899976
>epic indieshit instrumentation finisher
This is funny

>>149899978
We can just make new match ups

So whats stronger, Omega Point Ultima Godzilla or TOBA Hulk?

HULK BREAK WORLDSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

>>149899941
More matchups and he is generally portrayed as the most powerful with the sort of stuff the especially autistic powerfags cream their pants over. There are other HS characters that pop up on the radar though like Dave with Homura, and Jack Noir in general.

Midnight Crew or The Felt could also make for a funny ep

It's funny to think that Hulk might unironically just muscle through nearly a century's worth of Godzillas and all the suggsverse shit in singular point with nothing but sheer retard strength and a green door.

>>149900014
Bias. Call anyone who disagrees with you biased and all your problems will go away

>>149899941
He's far and away the most charismatic character, with the most high-stakes popular matchup. Dave vs Homura and John vs Ness and whatever else is fine and all, but Lord English vs Superboy Prime is the stuff season finales are made of.

>>149900156
...but, the results were correct...

>>149900030
base Hulk

SOON.........the OPUS!!!!

>>149899719
George gets tired after pressing a button, Fred is a fucking caveman

>>149900159
Want to see this just to see Prime tell English that he'll kill him to death

The creators of these halls were forged by Kratos and Asura btw

Well, it seems like all the Hulkfags have woken up.

>>149900222
I want the fight purely because of the possibility that the ending reveals it was just them arguing over the Internet, and the loser is the one with the good sense to walk away first.

>>149900269
>Defeated by Iron-Man

Huh?

>>149900272
Real question is are they arguing on Reddit, 4Chan, or the DB discord

I didn't care about this fight until listroon wanted Goji to win, now I want Hulk to win tbqh

>>149900160
Then there is nothing to cope about. You use your brain to battle board when you should be using your heart.

Wonder of U loses to Makima. Maybe.

>>149900296
>batman out of nowhere

>>149900296
>Lex out of nowhere

>>149900347
Yes but at least he beats Milo Murphy

>>149900299
4chan. We're the only place that could accommodate their use of "faggot" and "nigger" when things heat up.

I prefer Wiz and Boomstick being voices rather than characters with designs

>>149900272
Really this is the actual way the matchup should end and Caliborn is for sure winning that front. Prime "walked away" during the batkek nonsense. Caliborn is simply on another level of autism and determination

>>149900222
"and I'll kill you to double death!"

>>149900347
no

I'm here to go beyond my limit, not to compromise
And you can tell me if I mean it looking in my eyes
'Cause I've been waiting for my moment to strike
So, come close, let me show you what it's like
Yeah, you can try to stand in my path, but you're gonna regret it
I'll be the one who laughs last while I'm making my exit
'Cause this is only for the strong of heart, not if you get it
And no matter what the outcome, you better accept it
I can cut right through steel, I can bury the pain
So go down for a second, just get out of my way
You cheat, and you steal, I'm not letting it go
So take this as a lesson, 'cause that's all that we know
Will the whole world know your name
When we dance with destiny?
I've been there, and I've seen it
I'm never gonna stop believing
You'll find your flame

>>149900453
Elaborate or I will dress up as a clown and rape you.

>>149900429
I don't mind their designs but their animated versions look a bit uncanny and I don't think anyone actually liked the cutaway gags.

>>149900429
It's funny how they had an obvious thing to cut due to reduced budget that nobody would complain about being gone. They lucked out there.

Capesisters... I'm about to cry

>>149900658
Can we spam KINGtos instead of salesfag?

>>149900658
So how much has it made?

>>149900668
9 million. 1 percent.

>>149900686
Tree Fiddy

>>149900576
>or I will dress up as a clown
TAKE HIS FUCKING RAGS OFF

>>149900715
Could he beat Koslov? Raping the Joker out of anyone doesn't sound like a small feat.

>>149900658
Yup yup!

>>149900658
>won't even make over 700 million
GODvengers made over 2 billy btw.

>Godzilla supporter arguments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg
>Hulk supporter arguments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BohXQF4dWT0

Who did this to him bros?

i haven't slept in 9 days due to bed bugs help

>>149900913
BRUCE BANNER!

>>149900913
Diana's WAP.

>>149900658
>HBOCball

I am a monster no longer...

>>149900981
Godzilla....

I am a monster dong owner...

>>149900995
Hulk…

>>149901007
you sure?

>>149901023
lmao look at that mangina

>>149901023
KWAB

>>149901023
Ye, ask Black Widow’s prolapsed anus.

>023
>toys

>>149901077
it's comic accurate. lol

Don’t make me post Brazilian Hulk… I’m getting angry…

Holy shit...

>>149901221
What the fuck? lol

Last number of this post is Hulk's little hulk's size in inches

>>149901350
Godzilla does the same thing. He brute force a shit ton of his fights.

>>149901271
Can't hide the truth forever, Hulk.

>>149901379
>he brute force a shit
ESLzilla...

>>149901375
>5 inches
Mogs me.

>>149901426
Superman…

LAST NUMBER OF POST IS PUNY BANNER PENIS SIZE IN INCHES

>>149901350
>>149898788
>both SISSYulk and Gayshitta trying to APE off CHADmon as his loyal vassals
Yup YUP.

>>149901449
>9 inch BEAST
CANON

>>149901449
Holy FUCK Banner is hung as shit

>>149901449
>>149901375
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>149901449
>size decreases when he becomes a muscle monster
hulk needs to stop the steroid abuse

>>149901407
>grab you by the balls
You want to say that again?

GODnner.

>>149901483
E.
S.
L.
Zilla.
Also, you're gay now.
>punches you in the face

Last number of this post is SHITos’s size in inches.

>>149901522
CANOOOOOOOOOOON

>>149901459
They are just jealous that Simon won because of his wife's love made him unkillable which is poison to the cuck-obsessed fags ITT

Last number of this post is CHADsura’s size in inches.

>>149901517
>*parries it*
>*traps you and betrays you in the outerversal walmart until Banner learns about cardinals*

>>149901538
>>149901522
These fucking threads

>>149901512
>Hulk gets cucked by his own alter ego
Any other characters that experience that?

>>149901538
Zaaaaammmmnnn Durga tanks this every night? Fuark...

>>149901522
>>149901538
neither of them compare to the last two digits which is CHADku's size in inches btw

The last number of this post is KINGtos's size with lore

>>149901449
That is why hung banner hates the impotent hulk.

>>149901569
>69
CANON
>>149901571
EVEN MORE CANON

>>149901571
>last number of this post is KINGtos's size with lore
>KINGTos's lore-accurate size is 1-inch long micropenis
Kratosbros...

Last number of this post is the size of the strap on Mina uses to peg Kratos and Mark every night

Last digit is godzilla weiner inches, from human to uh....Giant reptile ratio.

>>149901569
I meant to say millimeters btw

>>149901601
no i didn't and 7 says you get RAPED instead

>>149901591
>1-inch dicklet Kratos gets pegged by 1-inch strap-on
Fitting

>>149901607
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

>>149901607
FUAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149901601
>>149901607
FUARK he’s getting raped…

Bruce banner and Goku have massives cocks, holy fuark.

>>149901321
uh no?
>>149901109

ENOUGH. The last number on this post is SuperCHAD's size!

The last nunber of this post is KINGslovs BRC

>>149901664
>>149901652
>4 incher defeating a 2 incher
Well, it's consistent

>>149901652
F-fuck...

Bend over.

Last two numbers is Jin Woo's cock

Solve our equation

>>149901700
K, b, c.

>>149901700
actually burst out laughing holy kek

>>149901700
HOLY SHIT

>>149901700
Funny

>>149901700
K, B, C

>>149901700
FUNNYROO

>>149901700
I was hiding in a bathroom at work and this made me laugh so fucking hard I hate you

I felt that get in my bones

Jin woo sisters...

the last digit is the number of dicks posted here I chop off

>>149901740
Why are you hiding in the bathroom?

>>149901700
Gookbros…

>>149901700
Holy shit

>>149901764
Jin w00

Last digit of this post is Thor's canonical length when fully erect

>>149901700
Kratos, beats, composite fiction

>>149901770
Taking a fat shit, the bathrooms for the workers are awful so I hide on the empty rooms with nice bathrooms

>>149901787
Decent

>>149901700
KEK!

>>149901787
Thor's 7hunder cock

>>149901700
I don't think Jin Woo fans, ironic or unironic, can ever post in these threads again after this

Last two digits is godzilla's cock (in meters)

>>149901846
I will always do it ironically

>>149901869
FUARK

>>149901846
There are no ironic jin woo fans

>>149901869
>>149901888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3rIFjCVawc

Last digit is Hal's penis length when he sees the cast of Madoka Magica.

Reminder that Doom the Dork Ages flopped, Master Chief won, and Doom Slayer is now a Doom Faggot.

The first digit of this post is the penis length of everyone in this thread

Last digit is Simon the NIGGER's hard cock length in inches

Reminder Kratos vs Doom Slayer will destroy boundless outerverses

>>149901950
That's nice, but now let's check Simon the DIGGER's hard cock length in inches with this post's last digit.

>>149901950
Simonbros...

Last digit is the size, in burger units, of the Strap on Makima will peg me with

>>149901700
>gook goes for double digits thinking it's a safe bet
>gets the dubs of nothingness regardless
These threads are the gift that keeps on giving

>>149901968
Yup yup

>>149901950
>>149901968
KYLEKEKS WHAT HAPPENED

>>149901968
So this is the power of the Spiral...not bad at all

>>149901985
I made that post expecting to get or 01 and 02

>>149901950
Man I ain't even do nothing honkey

The last digit of this post is the cock size of the person below this post

KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>149902009
I gathered, Solo Leveling has no real fans

Last digit is the length of Gojo's cock in inches

>>149902038
This one probably unironically is canon.

>>149902033
how big is the ragebait monkey's dick?

>>149902052
check the last digit here for the answer

>>149902059
YUMMMMMMMMY!

>>149902038
Zamn. Gojo fucks Makima with THAT?

Last digit is the first digit of Reimu's breast size in cm

>>149902059
FUARK that's way bigger than mine...

how big is Omni-Man's dick? he fucked an Asian women and Asian men are notorious for having small ones and he fucked an alien mantis woman and I'm pretty sure you have to compress your dick in order to fuck one of those
fuck it let's see

>>149902076
That makes no sense unless you take the 2 last digits

If this post's number is even, Gojo fucks Makima
If odd, Makima pegs Gojo

>>149902100
>00
Omnegros...

>>149902100
KWABOOTY! A perfect fit!

>>149902100
Omni-keks...

>>149902100
well shit wasn't expecting that

>>149901700
Kek
Sometimes these threads are still funny.

>>149902075
Makima is bigger >>149901979

>>149901700
KEKAROOOOOO!!

>>149902100
LEGENDS!

>>149902110
What does this mean?
Is 0 odd or even?

>>149901700
Kek.

>>149902100
>same level of microdick as Jin w00
INVICBLESISTERS DISCORD MEETING NOW

>>149902136
Small Dick Duo

>>149902140
Smartest anon in these threads

Ok now let's see Mark's size

>>149902140
0 has always been an even number

Last digit is Reimu's FUTA cock size in inches

>>149902159
Wtf I thought he was Asain

>>149902159
>outdone by son
Omni-KEKS....

>>149902159
>small dick genes + small dick genes = big dick
well he did fuck a white woman

>>149901700
KWABOOTY!!

>>149902140
Even. Makima gets to enjoy Gojo's delicious cock

>>149902159
Not so fast Viltrumite
With the last digit of this post, ENTER

Enough. There is nothing wrong with having a micro dick.

>>149902191
Lukeks...

>>149902197
Omni-Man…

>>149902157
>>149902166
How the fuck am I supposed to know this?
Even numbers are the ones you can split perfectly in half and the even numbers the ones you can't split perfectly in half
This mathematics shit is so made up, lmao, fake ass numbers

>>149902169
Smart atoms had a rough time carrying Nolan's cum all the way to Debbie's womb so they made Mark's dick extra big to avoid going through such a chore ever again.
>>149902191
KEKYCHOOKY!

>>149902159
>>149902182
Pureblooded Viltrumites just have small dicks, CHADumans win. Check this out:
The last number of this post is Thragg's dick size in inches.

>all the FRAUDS in these threads are being exposed for having micropenises
KEEEEEEEK

>>149902197
Jin w00...

>>149901700
Real

Goku's dick is last digit

>>149902207
1 is odd
2 is even
3 is odd
4 is even
so logically since 0 comes before 1 then 0 is even

Impressive, very nice.

Let's see Spider-KEK'S penis.

>>149902221
>attempting to retcon goku's already established size from earlier in the threads
Last digit is this anon's dick

>>149902209
>9
Seems like Nolan is just dicklet

Meanwhile Kenshiro's cock is last digit long

>>149902209
no wonder why he was so strong, he was the only pure blood with a big one

>>149902245
GLOBALAVERAGEshiro...

Last digit is Miles's size.

>>149902191
You may be a dicklet Luke, but let's find out your father's size

This last digit? Deku's size.

I've had ENOUGH! My dick size is what TRUE manliness is all about, this is the one part of me for which I don't even need a buff from the emeralds!

>>149902270
Ohnonono

>>149902258
>>149902269
MILESSISTERS...

>>149902270
KWAB!

>>149902270
S-SHIT!!!!!!!

>>149902269
>>149902270
kek

>>149902269
>Deku bigger than Miles
PLUS ULTRA indeed when nigga gets mogged by literal cuck in dick size

last two digits is the length of Immortal's dick in feet

>>149902300
KWAB!

>>149902270
No wonder he won’t fuck Amy…

Last two digits of this post are GiH Godzilla's size in meters.

>>149902300
KEK

>>149902300
Jin woo's best friend

>>149902300
FUCK

>>149902300
OHNONONONO FRAUDMORTALSISTERS

Real Spider-man's CANONICAL size in inches is...

>>149902300
SHITmortalKEKSISSIES???

>>149902330
Milesbros…

>>149902330
I can't with this shit LMAOOOOOOO

>>149901717
I love Akali so damn much its unreal.

>>149902300
this is too much i fucking cant

Mario is HOW big?

Paul's size is the last digit of this post. Yes compoiste marvel and Invincible

>>149902343
Well at least he still mogs Sonic

Someone please make a tier list with all these measurements

Last digit is Cap's size.

>>149902346
>>149902330
Paulbros win again

>>149902343
WARIO's size, however, is the last digit of this post.

>>149902368
Last digit is Madoka's size

>>149902371
KEKYPOW!

Check out Grimm's size.

>>149902362
>Cap: 2
>Spidey: 0
>Superman: 2
>Thor 7
No wonder he's God when you compare him to the rest of these dicklets

>>149902245
Last digit is Jagi-sama's size

>>149902399
>first 99
CANOOOOOOOOON

>>149902399
Iron DAMN

Last digit is eggman cock in inches.

>>149901979
>Strap on
Gay shit, last digit is the size of her FUTA cock in inches

Last 2 digits is Iron CHAD's cock in centimeters.

>>149902343
>>149902371
BWAH HAH HAH HAH! Just as I expected! NOW CHECK THIS OUT!

>>149902364
Yep yep. And the last digit of this post is what Paul gives to MJ every night while Peter cries

Last digit is Bowser’s cock in feet.

>>149902412
that little dick is tiny compared to Robotnik's Robotdick

>>149902423
Damn, no wonder Peach chose neither of you

>>149902052
I'm pretty strong

>>149902401
kekkypow

>the one who these threads have been avoiding
It's time. Last digit? The size of the PRINCE!

Behold the size of his Hyperweapon

Behold, the Batdick!

>>149902452
Batbros.....

>>149900913
Bulma after using her Shenron enhanced ass to pleasure Thor so he doesnt kill Bejita.

>>149902423
wait until you see this last digit

>>149902446
in Centimeters

I don't know why the same joke keeps making me laugh, how do you keep getting 1s and 0s

>>149902446
Saiyan pride indeed.

Breed and seed until it is done.

>>149902464
>Starlow
I'm gonna fuck the SHIT out of that orb

Natural length of Mr. Fantastic's cock is the last digit of this post

ENOUGH. TIME TO REVEAL BEN 10's SIZE

One for the road

>>149902491
KWABBY TO THE POWY

>>149902487
Sue is so lucky…

Last two digits? None other than his

>>149902491
>1
Hal is so much bigger than this dicklet as proven by this digit

>>149902520
KWAB!

Check out this sword.

>>149902520
KEK

>>149902520
>smaller than a literal child
Halbros… no wonder he’s a kiddy diddler…

>>149902520
KEEEEEKKK!! HAL BROS WE LOST TO A FUCKIN 1 INCH DICK!

>Japanese + British
he has a tiny dick as shown here

>>149902487
>>149902498
SUCK IT RICHARDS, BEHOLD THE PRIDE OF LATVERIA IS SUPERIOR TO YOUR INFERIOR TOOL

>>149902520
Last digit is the age Hal prefers out of his targets

>>149902508
8? vs vergil last digit

>>149902528
I'll show you a sword.

>>149902548
>8
>twins
canon!

>>149902508
>>149902548
FUCK

>>149902542
>needs godlike powers just to beat Reed's natural size by 1 inch

>>149902550
Sauronbros...

>>149902550
No wonder Sauron won, he got the ragebuff from being brutally dickmogged by CHADthas

>>149902542
DoomGODS....

>>149902573
does he even have a dick? isn't he just like Megatron where he has nothing down below?

>>149902594
He's taken mortal forms before, it's like saying Gandalf doesn't have one.

Link makes gentle baby-making love to Zelda with this last digit

>>149902487
>>149902542
>doom investing years of study and research into penis size enhancement just so his dick can be 1 inch longer than reed's natural size
>reed doesn't care because he already makes his own wife happy
This could unironically be canon

last digit is bowser's
second to last digit is eggman's

>>149902603
He can't take a mortal form after God bitchslapped him in Numenor

>>149902613
>still stuck in 3
>eggman is shrunk by one inch
KEKAROO!

>>149902613
Eggman canonically hates Sonic because of penis envy

In honor of the upcoming Godzilla vs. Hulk fight inevitably relying on SRW scaling, lets find out the sizes of classical mech pilots starting with Amuro Rey

so what's the actual dick sizes of the competitors for this season in canon?

>>149902625
Pretty sure they use a bunch of second age feats for him in the DB, so it'd still count

>>149902630
Envy? He's at least one inch above him as seen in this post >>149902270

>>149902647
yeah he can but stretching is against the rules

>>149902639
NOT SO FAST AMURO, BEHOLD

>>149902566
>I had an 8 inch penis once Valeria
>And?
>I found it...beneath me.

OFFICIAL /DBG/ COCK POWER LEVEL RANKING
>BOUNDLESS (9)
Bruce Banner, Godzilla, Invincible, Deku, Goku, The Monkey, Iron Man
>MULTIVERSAL (8)
Asura, Simon, Miles, Gojo, Knull
>UNIVERSAL (6, 7)
Robotnik, Mr Fantastic, Reimu, Thor, Paul
>SMALL PLANET LEVEL (4, 5)
Kenshiro, Hulk, Koslov,
>STREET LEVEL (1, 2, 3)
Superman, Madoka, Kratos, Ben 10, Luke, Mario, Batman, Wario, Bowser, Grimm, Eggman
>FEATLESS (0)
Jin Woo, Sonic, Omni-Man, Immortal, Spider-Man, Hal Jordan

>>149902647
The size in inches he's stuck at because he always has a chastity belt on, however.

You've spent over an hour speaking of nothing but the size of penises.

>>149902662
Lalah is so UNLUCKY......

>>149902664
put Immortal lower since the original post didn't say inches it said feet and yet he still got double 0s

>>149902662
>Not only does he get killed by Amuro in every universe, Char loses in cock size as well
No wonder Lalah claims to love both of them, Char's size just wasn't big enough to satisfy her by himself

Oh....Sun wokong cock in inches in the last digit.

>hulk humiliated himself with a 5
>banner proceeded to get the first 9
Could this unironically be a hint for the DB?

>>149902728
1 inch below the monkeys

>>149902728
WHOA that's THREE monkeys mogging Clark's penis size!

Behold! The size of Wonder Woman's futa cock in inches!

>>149902739
Monkeys are just that huge.

last digit is the size of listroon's axe wound of a dick

>>149902750
KEKAROO outdone by a fucking ORB

>>149899533
I can't tell who you're arguing for.

>>149902379
my GOAT has the bigger cock are we surprised?

Donald Duck's dong? Its THIS big

Tom Cat, on the other hand...

>>149902800
No no, scroll above that post a little

>>149902819
>>149902809
Holy fuck. I'm doing this for my boy Elmer Fudd.

>>149902809
>>149902819
My stud heroes...

>>149902734
Always was. CHADce GODnner will carry Hulk to victory against Gayshitta.

Last digit is the length of Ultima's "equation"

Daffy Duck's dick is THIS big.

>>149902809
>>149902819
GODs!

>>149902850
what about Heisei's?

>>149902850
HULK SMASH!

>>149902639
daymn.
What about Chirico?

>>149902850
THIS is what people thought Banner couldn't solve?

>>149902850
>>149902863
GMK Godzilla has the biggest dick since he's made out of thousands of angry Americans

>>149902880
Chirico-bros, not like this...

>>149902850
That's canon though

>>149902909
Last digit is the length of the code to partially decompose all archetype.

>>149902890
>0
damn he's smaller then Godzilla-Kun

Now, show us, Yujiro!

ENTER

>>149902939
I mean he does have a ton of sex so it's probably canon

Last digit is my penis size in inches...

>>149902969
…in bizarro world

>>149902939
>>149901522
>>149901571
>greek kratos is 9
>norse kratos is 2
>norse kratos with lore is 1
What a downgrade

>>149902984
he shrunk

Last three digits? ALL bejita btw

>>149903002
Norsetos' T is also too low to get hard anymore

>>149903092
>92
This place man..

>>149903092
Bejita was raped?

>>149903092
>92mm
Impressive for a Saiyan sissy

>>149903002
Did Faye at least get to experience Kratos in his prime? Imagine her disappointment if she found out what she was missing

>>149903121
'fraid so

>>149903092
KWAB

>>149903121
In space jail yes

>>149903131
who knows when he shrunk

>>149903131
It was so disappointing that she died

>>149903160
Kratos shrinks with age so by the time he gets to the Aztecs he'll be 5'8 and his dick will just be a head

>>149903121
'fraid so

Last for KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

Kratos lost to Asura.

we're still on page 9 you fucking retards

>>149902820
fuck

Where's new thread

>>149903354
Finish your old one first

>>149903259
...in the losing competition

>>149903354
here you go, new thread
>>149903397

BBC won this thread.

>>149903391
Its at 600 replies. Normally it archives at like 500

Anyone remember when Leslie Nielson had a show on AMC in the morning, with him being a professor at a college teaching classes about the three stooges?

>>149903400
...on opposite day.

>>149903441
Kratos is 1-1
Asura is 0-1

>>149903453
...on opposite day.

>>149903404
As always