Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:22:32 AM
No.150086477
>>150086463
You mean, like KNOTS?!?!?!?! DOG KNOTS?!?!?! YUMMYROO!!!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:05:27 AM
No.150071481
>O-Oh my LILITH... I-Is that... F-FUH-FE-FE-FECTO ELFILIS?!?!?!
>Actually, wait, what am I worried about? I can just blitz you with the power of the chaos emeralds HEHYEA-
>W-Wait, what the FUARK did you just say...? Y-YOU WARPED THE EMERALDS AWAY RIGHT INTO A B-B-BLACK HOLE?!?!?!?!
>S-SHIT!!!! I-IS THAT JUPITER?!?!?!?! YOU CAN JUST CASUALLY WARP PLANETS INTO COLLISION WITH OURS AND YOU CHOSE THE BIGGEST FUARKING ONE IN THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM?!?!?!?!
>S-SATAN DAMN IT I'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO NOW!!! WITHOUT THE EMERALDS I CAN'T FLY... I CAN'T TANK ANYTHING... S-SHIT I'M NOT SURE IF I EVEN KNOW HOW TO WIPE MY ASSHOLE WITHOUT THEM...!!!
>T-THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN I HAD TO WATCH MY GOOD FRIEND SILVER (who I thank for doing most of the heavy lifting against Solaris while I just constantly crashed against his shell like a RETARD) HAVING BOTH HIS WRITING AND HIS SHITTER RAPED BY AN OBESE WHALE OF A WOMAN!!
>WORSE THAN WHEN AMY JOINED WHISPER'S POLYCULE ALONG WITH SOME "BING" BEAR DUDE AND ALL THREE OF THEM TURNED ME DOWN WHEN I ASKED TO BE INCLUDED...!!!
>WORSE THAN BEING FEATS-MOGGED BY A LITERAL LIZARD SISSY!!!
>T-THIS IS THE END...!! NO BOOKS TO INSERT MYSELF INTO... NO POSITIVE REVIEWS... NO GIRLFRIEND... AND NOW NO LIFE!!!!!!!
>A-AGAGAGWEGAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:34:39 AM
No.149348999
>JANNY!! I NEED YOU JANNY!!!!!!!! THEY'RE EXPOSING MY REAL STRENGTH AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:41:27 PM
No.149315710
>OH MY CHLORIDE IS THAT A P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PLANET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>A-AND IT'S ABOUT TO REACH ROCHE LIMIT WITH EARTH?!?!?!?!?
>I WAS BARELY ABLE TO CRASH THROUGH A MOON...!!!
>LILITH DAMN IT I CAN'T EVEN GO SUPER 2 AGAIN THIS TIME SINCE I'M LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO NEVER USE ANY TRANSFORMATION OTHER THAN THE MAIN ONE AFTER THE FIRST TIME!!!!!
>F-FUUUUUUCK!!!!!! WHAT WOULD MY PROUD BUTCH DYKE FRIENDS WHISPER AND TANGLE DO IN THIS SITUATION?!?!!?!
>I CAN'T THINK OF ANY SOLUTION THEY COULD COME UP WITH FOR SUCH A SCENARIO SINCE THE ONLY THINGS I'VE SEEN THEM DO BESIDES CRYING IS FUCK IN FRONT OF ME WITHOUT EVER LETTING ME PARTICIPATE!!!!!
>OH MY DIVERSITY WE TRULY ARE DOOMED!!!!!!
>PEOPLE WILL NOT JUST DIE THANKS TO MY SHORTCOMINGS BUT THEY'LL ALSO SPEND THEIR LAST MINUTES OF LIFE REALIZING THAT I CAN'T EVEN BEAT MASTER ROSHI AT MY STRONGEST!!!!!!!!
>I'M FINISHED!!!! FUCK!!!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGUGUGUGUHEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeg.........................
