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Anonymous No.150071434 >>150071479 >>150071517 >>150071581 >>150071631 >>150071722 >>150072287 >>150072517 >>150072593 >>150072665
Death Battle
Mark my words: this scythe will cut through the madness that chains this world! And the cut it leaves behind will become a path for everyone who stands with me. The strength of those who have fallen, the courage of those who will followโ€”those two forces resonate together, weaving into a slash that will carry us toward tomorrow!

Thatโ€™s Soul Resonance! Thatโ€™s why i am Maka Albarnโ€”the meister who refuses to bow to fear!

MY SOUL IS THE SOUL THAT SLASHES BEYOND THE HEAVENS!!!
Anonymous No.150071479 >>150071771 >>150073519 >>150074142
>>150071434 (OP)
Why do incels hate Gojo so much? Is it because he's tall, hot, charismatic and gets bitches wet in real life?
Anonymous No.150071481 >>150071501
>O-Oh my LILITH... I-Is that... F-FUH-FE-FE-FECTO ELFILIS?!?!?!
>Actually, wait, what am I worried about? I can just blitz you with the power of the chaos emeralds HEHYEA-
>W-Wait, what the FUARK did you just say...? Y-YOU WARPED THE EMERALDS AWAY RIGHT INTO A B-B-BLACK HOLE?!?!?!?!
>S-SHIT!!!! I-IS THAT JUPITER?!?!?!?! YOU CAN JUST CASUALLY WARP PLANETS INTO COLLISION WITH OURS AND YOU CHOSE THE BIGGEST FUARKING ONE IN THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM?!?!?!?!
>S-SATAN DAMN IT I'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO NOW!!! WITHOUT THE EMERALDS I CAN'T FLY... I CAN'T TANK ANYTHING... S-SHIT I'M NOT SURE IF I EVEN KNOW HOW TO WIPE MY ASSHOLE WITHOUT THEM...!!!
>T-THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN I HAD TO WATCH MY GOOD FRIEND SILVER (who I thank for doing most of the heavy lifting against Solaris while I just constantly crashed against his shell like a RETARD) HAVING BOTH HIS WRITING AND HIS SHITTER RAPED BY AN OBESE WHALE OF A WOMAN!!
>WORSE THAN WHEN AMY JOINED WHISPER'S POLYCULE ALONG WITH SOME "BING" BEAR DUDE AND ALL THREE OF THEM TURNED ME DOWN WHEN I ASKED TO BE INCLUDED...!!!
>WORSE THAN BEING FEATS-MOGGED BY A LITERAL LIZARD SISSY!!!
>T-THIS IS THE END...!! NO BOOKS TO INSERT MYSELF INTO... NO POSITIVE REVIEWS... NO GIRLFRIEND... AND NOW NO LIFE!!!!!!!
>A-AGAGAGWEGAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
Anonymous No.150071501 >>150071674
>>150071481
Mario lost.
Anonymous No.150071517 >>150072374
>>150071434 (OP)
Anonymous No.150071548
>Her raw suggsilence transcends all categorizationโ€”she is more suggsfinite than infinity itself, more All than what The All is, and fundamentally exceeds every conceivable hierarchy. She wipes away entire constructs on a whim, demonstrating complete control over matter, soul, time, conceptual forces, energy, and existence itself. Yet, her actions are not rooted in malice but in a child's curiosity warped into nihilistic amusement.

>Despite her absolute boundless suggslogic, Virgil Northslain ultimately defeats her through an advanced technique from his Black PaperMoon Style, reducing her to a state beyond even The Mainfoldโ€™s comprehension. This final clash between them underscores the ultimate paradox of her existence: a being that should be unstoppable is ultimately undone not by power, but by a limitation she never understoodโ€”her lack of imagination.
Anonymous No.150071550
sigh...
...
...i lost again.
Anonymous No.150071574 >>150071597
Post an Ash feat above this.

Egyptian Gods are skyscraper sized btw and Leviathan is around 30x bigger than them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5D2i52R2Bg&ab_channel=DimitrisG.
Anonymous No.150071578 >>150071699 >>150071717
Alright Ashfags. Give me your verse's best feat. I'm feeling nice. Games, Gachas, anime, cartoons, Kids WB commercials, chainscaling. Anything. Show me something at least skyscraper tier
Anonymous No.150071581
>>150071434 (OP)
yup Maka is fucked
Anonymous No.150071597 >>150071710
>>150071574
>Leviathan
NTA just adding. This is the Leviathan from the bible, which is 300 miles long.
Anonymous No.150071611 >>150072910
OH NO!
HE DIDN'T GO
3 - 0
LOL
LMAO
Anonymous No.150071631 >>150071694 >>150072479
>>150071434 (OP)
Okay, from all the threads before. Here is the conditions for Ash vs Yugi - not counting scaling but their arsenal and how it'll be conducted:

>Both Ash and Yugi/Atem gets their show exclusive feats
>Ash's arsenal consists of mons he used for battle in the Pikachu flashback episodes from Kanto to Galar.
>Yugi's arsenal consists of the Ceremonial Duel deck + Eye of Timaeus + DSOD's latest cards to Yugi's deck
>The style of battling to accommodate both Ash and Yugi is based around how Yugi/Atem during the Zorc arc in Egypt - meaning no turn based battling, real time.
>The scaling will be limited to Ash's tenure as well as Yugi/Atem's tenure, meaning no one can cite Liko or Jaden's feats.

Is this fair on both ends? Because we all know Yugi still wins.
Anonymous No.150071660 >>150071679
What makes cloud dispersal so impressive
Anonymous No.150071674
>>150071501
They're even
Anonymous No.150071678 >>150071690 >>150071796 >>150071815 >>150072038
I thought Hulk winning would usher in a new era for /dbg/. But it did nothing. It's already forgotten and Kratos is still spammed. I fear there is no recovering.
Anonymous No.150071679
>>150071660
They can move Billions of tons of clouds, but not 1 ton of rock
Anonymous No.150071684
>>150071623
Their relationship is one of the core parts of the series, so it's not surprising. This is despite her being
>Centuries older than him
>A "siren" leading him to her home planet so his body can get turned into a gear
>Someone using his mother's body/face to endear him to her
And so on
Anonymous No.150071690
>>150071678
We warned you Kratos would break you
Anonymous No.150071693 >>150071725
I don't really see how Ash is actually winning this unless he gets cosmology wank, and even then it's

>Palkia and Dialga creating a single universe autism and chainscaling and MAYBE Giratina threatening to destroy two universes in the games
vs.
>Yubel explicitly going to destroy 12 universes autism and chainscaling and probably even more retarded scaling to other Yugioh arcs

Now cue the seethe from the one angry Pokefag
Anonymous No.150071694 >>150071699
>>150071631
>Yugi still wins
How? With his wall level feats? Him passing out at some weak flames? Rock level destruction? Ash doesn't have much but Yugi and Atem have nothing.
Anonymous No.150071699
>>150071694
PokeBITCH, respond to this post >>150071578
with a feat. You have RUN from me the past several threads.
Anonymous No.150071706 >>150071731 >>150071757 >>150071780 >>150072553 >>150074878
Reminder that your HERO can't beat him btw
Anonymous No.150071710 >>150071776
>>150071597
Eh, I wouldn't apply Bible scaling to everything that has the title "Leviathan". Canon Levi is supposed to be second only to God (Tier 0 btw), who keeps it as a pet.
Anonymous No.150071717 >>150071736 >>150071864
>>150071578
https://youtu.be/tgAyZolUVzM
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z4t-XMsbMt4
https://youtu.be/hi6WyRP6Cog
Anonymous No.150071722
>>150071434 (OP)
Everyone in that scythe will rail Soul for Maka to watch like a happy KEKQUEEN
Anonymous No.150071725 >>150071761 >>150071779
>>150071693
When did the match change to Ash vs Jaden?
Anonymous No.150071731
>>150071706
I seriously doubt he could
Anonymous No.150071736 >>150071784
>>150071717
>different canon than the anime
>different canon from the anime
>different canon from the anime
Woah...
Anonymous No.150071738
Reminder.

My HERO had FAITH that his OPPONENT can BEAT him
Anonymous No.150071750
>wins Death Battle
Anonymous No.150071752
Gather
Anonymous No.150071757
>>150071706
Wrong, my hero mogs him
Anonymous No.150071761 >>150071788 >>150071848
>>150071725
I think it's because Yugi directly upscales Jaden
Anonymous No.150071764 >>150071792 >>150071807 >>150072981
>Maka companion unironically almost left her for this
Anonymous No.150071766
>>150062546
Kek, based, canon.
Anonymous No.150071771
>>150071479
Incels self insert as Gojo all the time
Anonymous No.150071776 >>150071802
>>150071710
More like tier 4
Anonymous No.150071778 >>150071782 >>150071797 >>150071803 >>150071946
There you go fag, now leave me alone.
Anonymous No.150071779 >>150071820 >>150071961
>>150071725
I dunno, why were Pokefags trying to make the match Yugi vs Cynthia?
Anonymous No.150071780
>>150071706
>le laidback brainwash man
Finally, a matchup Immortal wins
Anonymous No.150071782
>>150071778
CANON
Anonymous No.150071784 >>150071813
>>150071736
>give me your verse's best feat. Anything
>no that doesn't count
What's the point?
Anonymous No.150071785
Any chadly men here that would plow Mothra?
Anonymous No.150071788
>>150071761
This is funny because Jaden/Judai actually has more direct feats/scaling with Yubel and Supreme King stuff.
Anonymous No.150071792 >>150071928
>>150071764
ZAMN ZAMN ZAMN
Anonymous No.150071793 >>150071869
Reminder that there is a non zero chance that Ash will beat up Yugi and this scares Yugifags for some reason even though they see him as outerversal
>Why would they fisr fight if their monsters are doing the fighting?
Why would Simon punch someone when he has his mech? Why would Kyle punch someone when he has his ring? Why would Joker attack someone without his persona? Why would Giorno punch someone when he has GE?
Anonymous No.150071796
>>150071678
The kaijubitch was broken utterly.
Anonymous No.150071797
>>150071778
They are TEACHING him!
Anonymous No.150071802 >>150071838
>>150071776
Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Anonymous No.150071803
>>150071778
KINGnic. Blissfully. Choked.
Anonymous No.150071807
>>150071764
He still does cuck Maka with this.
Anonymous No.150071813
>>150071784
I'm not the anon you replied to, I just think it's remarkable how Ash doesn't get a single strong thing from his entire franchise despite ostensibly being the face of it
Anonymous No.150071815
>>150071678
If Ruby gets the first case of genuine crossover scaling then a new era will finally come. A darker era.
Anonymous No.150071820
>>150071779
>Deflection
Show me Yugi feats that don't require chain scaling. This should be easy.
Anonymous No.150071823
>farts
>kills your hero
Anonymous No.150071827 >>150071837 >>150071840 >>150071850 >>150071861 >>150071877 >>150071880
Name a single character across all of fiction who
>has had a steady committed relationship at one point
>has NEVER been cucked
Anonymous No.150071837
>>150071827
KINGtos
Anonymous No.150071838 >>150071894
>>150071802
Still weaker than post-revision Wukong
Anonymous No.150071839 >>150071842 >>150071859
Why do Simon and Kratos win every thread every day in reality?
Anonymous No.150071840
>>150071827
Earthworm Jim
Anonymous No.150071842
>>150071839
Don't dare include that wimpy beta cuck Simon in the same sentence as KINGtos
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150071848 >>150071883
>>150071761
and Atem scales the whole franchise due to Duel Links
Anonymous No.150071850 >>150071909 >>150073625 >>150073710
>>150071827
ENTER MY HERO
Anonymous No.150071859 >>150071878
>>150071839
They lose
Anonymous No.150071861
>>150071827
Shrek. All the villains that tried died for being assholes.
Anonymous No.150071864
>>150071717
>worse feat than the giant stone soldier
>slideshow feat
That's it?
Anonymous No.150071869
>>150071793
I mean sure yeah if somehow
>Death Battle talks about the .001% of fights Ash has ever tried fighting someone hand to hand in the middle of a Pokemon battle to say he will randomly do this
>Ash somehow makes it through Yugi's spells, monsters and cards
>Ash somehow manages to land a punch on Yugi in spite of all of this anyway
>Yugi does not get Duel Armor
Then it might force Death Battle to scale Yugi to getting hit by Winged Dragon of Ra directly who makes massive tornadoes and firestorms and it still won't mean shit. But at least you might kind of pay back that stinky Tai for beating up Red a decade ago!
Anonymous No.150071870 >>150071910
>Can you guys stop being so fixated on me? I'm literally just a fucking lazy bird that lays in other birds' nests due to evolution
Anonymous No.150071877
>>150071827
ENTER
Anonymous No.150071878
>>150071859
Yes, Kyle and Asura do lose.
Anonymous No.150071880
>>150071827
ben 10 had a relationship for one series and then he ditched her
Anonymous No.150071883 >>150071911 >>150071981
>>150071848
>You're not allowed to use the games or gacha for Ash. ANIME ONLY
>Oh yes, the noncanon crossover game... Yugi is now a universe buster.
Fuck it, give them every single crossover. Bring out Jack.
Anonymous No.150071894 >>150071907
>>150071838
>Jobs to Buddha, who scales beneath Jesus
Anonymous No.150071896 >>150071920 >>150071923 >>150072030
I haven't been here in a while, did Kyle losing really send these threads crazy?
Anonymous No.150071900
Is MaKEK's dad really a pedo? What's the story behind that?
Anonymous No.150071907 >>150071959
>>150071894
>scales beneath Jesus
Other way around
Christian btw
Anonymous No.150071909 >>150071921 >>150071970
>>150071850
BOOM
Anonymous No.150071910 >>150071963
>>150071870
You mean to tell me that you scale to EVERY OTHER BIRD by sneaking into nests?! That if they were truly STRONGER they would have torn you limb from limb but can't?! That even prehistoric BEASTS like Pterodactyls KNEEL before you because the nests you crawl into are made of the same material they use???!!!! FUARK
Anonymous No.150071911
>>150071883
>>You're not allowed to use the games or gacha for Ash. ANIME ONLY
I mean, yes, considering the gacha has several things that directly contradict the games and timelines of the characters they come from implying it is noncanon to both the anime and the games, and Pokemon can wildly vary in strength across canons and universes.
Anonymous No.150071912 >>150071934
>Cuckscaling
You will NEVER find a bigger cuck than pic related
Anonymous No.150071913
Can we go 100 posts without saying the words cuck or kek? I am curious if it's possible.
Anonymous No.150071915
Shota VILLAINS are so powerful they warped irl women into grooming their sons and younger brothers
Anonymous No.150071920 >>150071943
>>150071896
No it was Asura losing. Kyle winning would have cemented the DIALS and the cucky simon poster as undefeatable
Anonymous No.150071921 >>150071940
>>150071909
She literally washed her mouth with mud afterwards and emasculated him
Anonymous No.150071922 >>150071951
Warrior of light?
Solos superman and kratos
Anonymous No.150071923
>>150071896
no it was and remains Kratos who drove us crazy
even now all we talk about is Kratos
Anonymous No.150071928 >>150071952
>>150071792
I don't really renember old /dbg/ shitposting, why is spiderman a zoophile? Or this just a mr joke?
Anonymous No.150071934 >>150071991
>>150071912
Could he beat Maka?
Anonymous No.150071940 >>150071954 >>150071970 >>150072040
>>150071921
sorry Jojo but you were cucked
Anonymous No.150071943
>>150071920
Yeah but DC posting seems to have taken a massive blow
Anonymous No.150071946 >>150071953
>>150071778
>fagon fag FAGGOTS unironically posting their impotent FAGGOT fantasies
They FEAR Sonic.
Anonymous No.150071951 >>150071964
>>150071922
...'s laundry.
Anonymous No.150071952
>>150071928
a mr joke, he fucked a feral fox in 2020 and then won 4 years later
Anonymous No.150071953 >>150071979
>>150071946
i'd fear touching him too, he might have herpes
Anonymous No.150071954
>>150071940
I'm not Jojo I identify with Iggy
Anonymous No.150071955 >>150072009
All you need to do is say IDW to destroy Sonicfags.
Anonymous No.150071959 >>150071986
>>150071907
I can't imagine you in a church correcting your priest about God not being almighty "because Buddha scales above God"
What the hell's wrong with you?
Anonymous No.150071961 >>150071977 >>150071990 >>150072003
>>150071779
At least Ash actually beat Cynthia, Yugi and Jaden's duel literally doesn't have a winner and Yugi only upscales through statements
Anonymous No.150071962 >>150072065 >>150072149
>Makaโ€ฆ Iโ€™ve granted you all the scaling I canโ€ฆ do us fellow featsmen proudโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.150071963
>>150071910
Are dogs the most KEKED species?
Anonymous No.150071964
>>150071951
.....on my headcannon fanfic
Anonymous No.150071970
>>150071909
>>150071940
this isn't cucking
Anonymous No.150071977 >>150072003
>>150071961
literally doesn't have a canon winner*
Like someone might have won but it just straight up isn't shown
Anonymous No.150071979 >>150071992 >>150072031
>>150071953
Sally's body count is crazy. Here are just a few of them.
>Knuckles
>Geoffrey
>Monkey Khan
>Antoine
>Shadow
>Fang
>Nicole
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150071981 >>150072068
>>150071883
holy cope
Ash doesn't appear in the games with the exception of Yellow and Masters (does he actually appear in Masters?)
meanwhile Yugi appears in his games, with Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories being Kaz first attempt at writing yugioh's final arc.
>noncanon
that's not true. Kaz includes it in the canon. he made a whole special chapter for Duel Links taking place before DSoD. Duel Links as in the game we can actually takes place AFTER DSoD but right before Kaiba travels to the afterlife.
Anonymous No.150071986 >>150072001 >>150072007
>>150071959
CHADod isn't almighty he's just really fucking strong
Anonymous No.150071987 >>150072022 >>150072023
Here's all the official material Pokemon and Yugioh have been in. Chainscale away
Anonymous No.150071989
>Something was 'in her, in her pussy and in deep' was all her mind could process as she gradually regrew accustomed to being awake in order to try to begin processing what was happening. As she began to take in in what was happening, she saw the slightly strained face of the girl she had just been fighting bobbing back and forth over her. In direct rhythm with the hard thrusts that were pounding in and out of her. "W-What are you doin-ahhh!!!" but she couldn't even finish a sentence as she began to truly feel the sheer size of the thing inside her that felt like it was going to turn her inside out. "I should be asking you what YOU were doing! guh...Attacking me out of the blue like that." Maka replied to Ruby's unfinished question, panting and moaning as she brought her length in and out of Ruby.
>"Well, now that you're awake, just think of this as your punishment for attacking strangers! My partner wanted to kill you but I'm not that cruel-nngh gnghh" She said in a both scolding yet shaky voice. Starting to breathe heavier and pant now as her thrusting also sped up.
>"I-I'm sorry so t-take it out!" Ruby pleaded as the assault of rough pistoning started overwhelming her senses. It was a mix of some of the worst pain she'd ever felt as that fat cock stretched her walls to their limits yet also a pleasure that she didn't even know was possible as her pussy gripped around it. Almost as if trying to speed up the release that was just thrusts away.
>"Hah..No can do..I'm too close to pull out even if I wanted to..so since I didn't even get a chance to hit you with anything special during our fight let me show you..." Maka's thrusting came to deliberately long drawn out intervals now as her "weapon" throbbed signaling a primed load. "PUSSY HUNT!" Maka shouted and before Ruby could even protest again, a wave of hot white spunk gushed from Maka's "scythe" and flooded Ruby's pussy bringing with it a pleasure so strong that it made her faint yet again.
Anonymous No.150071990 >>150072006 >>150072117
>>150071961
>Ash beat Cynthia
>look inside
>he just spends the match spamming attacks while she sits there looking like a fucking retard https://imgur.com/MiGatmR
Anonymous No.150071991 >>150072025 >>150072026 >>150072095 >>150072185 >>150072573
>>150071934
>Never had sex with his wife
>Never kissed his wife
>Never even slept in the same room as his wife
>Gives his wife his entire estate
>Immediately and completely goes along with his wife's plan to reunite with her old boyfriend
>Sacrifices his own sister to bring his wife's old boyfriend back
>Sacrifices HIMSELF to bring his wife's old boyfriend back
>His wife's old boyfriend ends up inheriting all of the estates
Yes, absolutely.
Anonymous No.150071992 >>150072031 >>150072046
>>150071979
also Savage Dragon and that ugly Goat OC in Satam
Anonymous No.150072001 >>150072013
>>150071986
He's omnipotent and omniscient
Anonymous No.150072003
>>150071961
>>150071977

>People are arguing over who won

Literally did you guys not see Jaden's entire arc at the end? He was STRESSED that if he lost it meant everything he loved DIES. The final fight between Yugi and Jaden was to re-ignite Jaden's passion in dueling for fun, and that it was okay for him to lose.

Yugi won that
Anonymous No.150072006 >>150072064
>>150071990
>cynthia is a retard
Heard it here first lads. Suitable for her fans and the region she comes from.
Anonymous No.150072007 >>150072036
>>150071986
Bro, being almighty is literally what makes God God
Anonymous No.150072009
>>150071955
Like Daipa to fagon fag fags.
Anonymous No.150072013 >>150072034 >>150072035
>>150072001
No he's not, he's just strong as fuck
Anonymous No.150072022
>>150071987
>ash gets superman and looney tunes scaling
oh no bros... it's yu-gi-over...
Anonymous No.150072023 >>150072052
>>150071987
Yu-Gi-Oh!'s author wrote a marvel comic with some cameos.
Anonymous No.150072025
>>150071991
sinclairbro btw
Anonymous No.150072026 >>150072053
>>150071991
Limbus actually made him more of a cuck than OG book Linton, who actually strikes Heathcliff in a fight and tells him off.
Anonymous No.150072030
>>150071896
No. Honestly this can probably be tied back to the original death and revival of Death Battle. A lot of people had moved on and didn't come back, but those that stayed.. changed.
Omnidock had some stuff from the Invincible side, but it was ignorable as just being bait to piss off Dragon Ball scalers.
Since then there has bit a bit more and more of the cuckposting.
Kratosura broke us because Kratos scaling was so cancerous and the battle was hyped up so much.
Kymon was the point of no return though. More of /dbs/ crawled into here and the one guy Raj/YogiriIsHere/Cuckanon was obsessed with depicting Simon as a cuck. Countertrolls formed to use both Bueno man and the time that Kyle got cheated on by a guy named Simon.
The result really didn't even matter at that point.
Then the jannies finally clamped down upon /dbs/ and this vacation home became a colony.
Hal posters have remained the same.
Anonymous No.150072031
>>150071979
>>150071992
Sonic's ONLY CANON WIFE is strong!
Anonymous No.150072034 >>150072054 >>150072060
>>150072013
Post denomination
Anonymous No.150072035
>>150072013
Anonymous No.150072036
>>150072007
Almightiness is relative
Anonymous No.150072038 >>150072069
>>150071678
MarvelGODS donโ€™t have melties like DCjeets. All the unhinged zillatards are raging on Twitter and elsewhere.
Anonymous No.150072040
>>150071940
Dio kissed her in the hopes that she already had kissed Jonathan, to do an indirect kiss on him, btw.
Anonymous No.150072045
In this world! (HIS world!)
Where I don't belong! (I dont belong!)
In this world! (HIS world!)
My wife's an open book (An open book!)
In this world! (HIS world!)
Where compromise does not exist!
In this world of worlds, every BULL meets her lips!
Anonymous No.150072046 >>150072062
>>150071992
Sonic is such a massive cuck. He would get along with Maka.
Anonymous No.150072052
>>150072023
>BITCHvel
Decisive AshGOD win.
Anonymous No.150072053
>>150072026
He also had a kid with Catherine
Anonymous No.150072054
>>150072034
Anonymous No.150072060
>>150072034
I'm more generically Christian but I supposelre Catholic
Anonymous No.150072062 >>150072079
>>150072046
Sonic's only canon love interests are Sally and Elise
Anonymous No.150072064 >>150072082
>>150072006
The fact that the Ashfags have said she's actually the strongest trainer in the world has also confirmed we're dealing with filthy fucking subhuman Shitnohbabs

If Ash actually wins because of Cynthia scaling this general deserves a visit from Shaunberg
Anonymous No.150072065
>>150071962
She isn't a featswoman, she is closer to a haxwoman than...Uh..Starts with hax that instantly fucks over Ruby
Anonymous No.150072068 >>150072349
>>150071981
>Yellow
That's still Red. Ash's Pikachu is an event Pokemon you could get in DPPt/BW/XY
and he is in Masters
>There's one arc hyping up the movie so it's canon
Poor argument.
Anonymous No.150072069
>>150072038
>Mousecucks don't have melties
Uhh... sis... your Thorcuck? Your Spider-Cuck? Your Captain Commiefornia?
Anonymous No.150072071 >>150072551
BRING ME CHARA
Anonymous No.150072079 >>150072090 >>150072167
>>150072062
Do we need to mention Sally's body count again? And Amy was also one of his love interests, but she now wants Big Bear Cock.
Anonymous No.150072082
>>150072064
It's 4chan, every Pokemon conversation is going to be 90% dogfucking Sinnohbabs and Unovaborts. KantoGODS who understand the real Ash are old and grey at this point.
Anonymous No.150072083 >>150072109 >>150072155 >>150072159
ENOUGH


Post Ash actually showing romantic interest in someone, and getting those feelings rewarded.
Anonymous No.150072085
Sonic? More like Cucknic!
Anonymous No.150072090 >>150072126 >>150072167
>>150072079
she also officially went on a date with Shadow in that train game
Anonymous No.150072091 >>150072125 >>150072198
buddha is stronger than jesus but HEROsus my FUCKING HERO loves EVERYONE and that's what really matters
Anonymous No.150072095
>>150071991
Oh jesus, is he like the saint patron to Maka or something?
Anonymous No.150072098
Oh look, a mountain behind you
Anonymous No.150072103 >>150072137 >>150072140
You fagon fag fags are still SWWTHING over CHSDverโ€™s victory. Don't come crying here when GOETnic rspes cucky Gokek. Youre just jeapolous that Spnic will be more popular than shonen shit. Seriously you worship FYre hydrant level cicks while HwdgwBVLLS can survive in spes, Fucky o u fateress faginball faggots
Anonymous No.150072109 >>150072121
>>150072083
Anonymous No.150072117
>>150071990
>Look inside
>Pikachu's immense power overwhelms Cynthia
Trying to downplay Ash won't save you
Anonymous No.150072119 >>150072162 >>150072203
Post you /lit/ HEROES
Anonymous No.150072121 >>150072127
>>150072109
Isn't pikachu canonically smarter than him, and the rocket league?
Anonymous No.150072125 >>150072151 >>150072182
>>150072091
I mean Jesus' canonical love interest is a whore who shares the same name as his mother
Anonymous No.150072126 >>150072167
>>150072090
>Amy would rather have BBC (Big Bear Cock) and BBC (Big Black Cock) over BBC (Big Blue Cock)
Sonicfags...
Anonymous No.150072127
>>150072121
>rocket league
Anonymous No.150072137 >>150072209
>>150072103
>fagon fag faggot melty
Anonymous No.150072140
>>150072103
Someone call 911, I believe anon has had a stroke.
Anonymous No.150072149
>>150071962
You shouldโ€™ve given your scaling to Akuma, Asura.
Anonymous No.150072151 >>150072161 >>150072184 >>150072188 >>150072190
>>150072125
Mary Magdalene WISHES she was our LORD and SAVIOR's canon love interest.
And also a surprising amount of IRL women who relate to Mary in that way. It's weird.
Anonymous No.150072154 >>150072386
Well, uhโ€ฆ y-you see, Ruby could win if, umโ€ฆ if Maka, likeโ€ฆ trips or something. Rubyโ€™s Semblance is really fastโ€”like, super fast, you know? She literally turns into rose petals, and, uhโ€ฆ good luck hitting a flower, right? So if Maka tries to swing Soul at her, Ruby just poof! disappears and reappears behind her. Easy win. Totally legit.โ€

โ€œAnd, hey, donโ€™t forget the Silver Eyes. Theyโ€™re, like, Grimm-deleting death lasers. Maka isnโ€™t a Grimm, sure, but, umโ€ฆ sheโ€™s got a soul, right? And Silver Eyes work on, uh, soul-stuffโ€ฆ probably. So Maka would justโ€ฆ explode. Thatโ€™s basically a counter to Soul Resonance, I think. Yeah.โ€

โ€œAnd if all else fails, Ruby just hasโ€ฆ plot armor. Sheโ€™s the protagonist, sheโ€™s pure-hearted, sheโ€™s got friends who believe in her. Maka doesnโ€™t stand a chance against the power of friendship. And if you donโ€™t like thatโ€ฆ well, Rubyโ€™s scythe is cooler, so she wins by default
Anonymous No.150072155 >>150072238
>>150072083
Anonymous No.150072158 >>150072221
>lurks in SB.
>Hardcore yogiri wank
>meanwhile vsbw has already shot him dead in his tracks ALOOOONG while ago
Lol, it isn't the contrary what happens?
Anonymous No.150072159
>>150072083
What does that have to do with Death Battle? Plenty of virgins win matches.
Anonymous No.150072161
>>150072151
HEROsus already loves them
Anonymous No.150072162 >>150072198
>>150072119
Who wins
Anonymous No.150072167 >>150072338
>>150072126
>>150072090
>>150072079

Amy was never Sonic's love interest, Sonic never returned her feelings, nor even receiving a single kiss from Sonic.

Sally's body count, counts. But you can't count Amy ever since the comic mandate.
Anonymous No.150072169 >>150072181
Is ruby a virgin in lore? As maka clearly ends the series having sex. Would be a shame if ruby died a virgin.
Anonymous No.150072171 >>150072228 >>150072230
BOKDKDORHAJFIYJFHGKHGKDJLT NDMFKJSJFFJFBJKYFHTKB BFFJGBB VFGJHDKFHWEB MNRDNE GBFJIVIVJDJS BSNJFJEJJEWHRJYUYFYG
Anonymous No.150072179 >>150072207
Enter

https://imgur.com/a/BlyrB3O
Anonymous No.150072181
>>150072169
Ruby is absolutely going to stay a turbo virgin cat lady
Anonymous No.150072182 >>150072213 >>150072236 >>150072306
>>150072125
No serious denomination interprets Mary Magdalene as Jesus' love interest and even atheists know that. IDK where this fake enlightened gimmick came from but I've been seeing it all over the place
Anonymous No.150072184
>>150072151
>IRL women
As opposed to Dragon Ball women
Anonymous No.150072185
>>150071991
>>Never had sex with his wife
cringe
>>Never kissed his wife
BASED!
Anonymous No.150072188
>>150072151
Prior to the development of Biblical canon, some of the sects of early Christianity put both Mary's on a similar tier as Jesus.
Anonymous No.150072190
>>150072151
My official headcanon is that Jesus was Persian Magi.
Anonymous No.150072192 >>150072227
If Yugi gets scaling and statement wank he easily goes universal with Holactie and multiversal with Jaiden/Judai Yubel scaling. If Ash gets scaling and statement wank, he receives an extreme highballed universal with several caveats. He also can't summon anything even arguably universal like Yugi can.

If Yugi doesn't get scaling or statements at all, he's easily a citybuster, and probably somewhere around mountain level at full AP. Ash does not go beyond small building level.

It's a simple equation. Yugi wins.
Anonymous No.150072193
>the Sonicfag is losing it
Anonymous No.150072198 >>150072275
>>150072091
Jesus is outerversal by default, though.
>>150072162
Dantes annihilates Heathcliff
Anonymous No.150072201 >>150072222
>people talk more about ash vs atem than hulk vs godzilla or maka vs ruby
what a fucking flop of matches
Anonymous No.150072203
>>150072119
Anonymous No.150072207 >>150072232
>>150072179
AAIEEEEE NOT STATEMENTS
Anonymous No.150072209
>>150072137
>SHITnic melty
Anonymous No.150072213 >>150072254
>>150072182
I'm doing what Dante Aligheri and the French (King Arthur's myths) did, making shit up because it's funny (mostly to me), and entertaining (mostly to me)
Anonymous No.150072221
>>150072158
To be fair, that does align fairly well since SB was also where a lot of the original VN and LN wank got its traction.
Anonymous No.150072222
>>150072201
>pity win for Hulk and obvious stomp for Maka get less discussion than one of the most wanted MUs
Who'd a thunk
Anonymous No.150072227
>>150072192
>Yugi's monsters are either lightning dodging or can fly into space in seconds
>Yugi has a shit ton more hax
>Yugi has a shit ton more intelligence/experience
What's the pity category they're even giving Ash? Better lifting feats for the human in the fight (inconsistent btw)?
Anonymous No.150072228
>>150072171
>fagon fag faggot meltdown
Anonymous No.150072230
>>150072171
Most intelligent Sonic the Hedgehog fanโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.150072232 >>150072241
>>150072207
Not so fast
Anonymous No.150072236
>>150072182
Reminds me of people who think washing feet was blowjob slang and not just you know an important gesture in a arid land
Anonymous No.150072238
>>150072155
Pikachu is so lucky...
Anonymous No.150072241
>>150072232
NOT ANOTHER STATEMENT
Anonymous No.150072243 >>150072281
>Sonicfaggot psychotic meltdown
Anonymous No.150072252
Anonymous No.150072254 >>150072283
>>150072213
Kek fair enough
Anonymous No.150072266
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGNIC THE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGHOG!
Anonymous No.150072269 >>150072307
Grandpa can react to, move and block a beam of light in Capsule Monsters
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:RapidMotorcycle19/Yu-Gi-Oh!_Capsule_Monsters

source, its a very unprofessional blog but does detail the series ep by ep
b-but muh 4kids.
Tom and Jerry Chase.


Overall, i think Ash will win if they give him the infinite reaction speed from Cynthia and not give Yugi his vs Jaden Infinite speed duel in a timeless dimension.

Otherwise, Yugi can also react to Elemental Hero Neos blocking a blast from satorius all the way from his moon in neptune to earth in seconds, which is MFTL+
youtube.com/watch?t=432&v=n2QyFyqeIKQ&feature=youtu.be
https://imgur.com/a/i9oz6l3
https://imgur.com/a/wCjZKyu
Anonymous No.150072273 >>150072335 >>150072373
Anyone notices death battle has western bias a lot? they give hulk a pity win but not goku, not to mention they also mention a lot how superman is a jewish creation and how jews are always le victims despite the palestine shit happening right now
Anonymous No.150072275
>>150072198
Yeah but Buddha is beyond boundless
Anonymous No.150072281
>>150072243
>fagon fag faggot feels called out
>can only parrot impotently
Yup yup!
Anonymous No.150072282 >>150072326
The cucking of Sonic never ends. The writer of the UK comic years after the comic was canceled worked with a group of fans to release what he planned for the ending and it was Amy getting over Sonic and falling for a girl from the comic named Tekno. They adopt a kid that Sonic becomes the godfather of.
Anonymous No.150072283 >>150072306
>>150072254
Ngl, the funniest shit I've ever read was Paul literally CARRYING the religion on his back.
Anonymous No.150072285
KEEEEEEKKKKNICCCCCCC THE KEEEEEEKKKKHOG!
Anonymous No.150072287 >>150072330
>>150071434 (OP)
*sluuuuuuurp*
Anonymous No.150072292
>Sonicfaggot schizophrenic melty
Anonymous No.150072304
>fagon fag faggot impotent parroting
Anonymous No.150072305
You fagon fag fags are still SWWTHING over CHSDverโ€™s victory. Don't come crying here when GOETnic rspes cucky Gokek. Youre just jeapolous that Spnic will be more popular than shonen shit. Seriously you worship FYre hydrant level cicks while HwdgwBVLLS can survive in spes, Fucky o u fateress faginball faggots
Anonymous No.150072306 >>150072350
>>150072182
Some years ago, there were forgeries from I think the Medieval Ages that claimed Jesus had a wife, and many people assumed it was Mary Magdalene. I think that might be why.
>>150072283
Paul wrote a TON of letters.
I also find some of the stuff off-handedly mentioned in the Bible to be funny, like John calling himself "the Beloved Disciple" who was faster than Peter in a race.
Anonymous No.150072307 >>150072327
>>150072269
>Tom and Jerry Chase.
Approved by the creators. 4kids commissioned that arc. If I commissioned an official Pokemon artist to make Ash Superman does that mean it's canon?
Anonymous No.150072310 >>150072333 >>150072339 >>150072340
Thoughts on ninjas
Anonymous No.150072326
>>150072282
>Amy getting over Sonic and falling for a girl from the comic named Tekno.
Holy shit you're kidding me KEK, why is it always yuri with these faggots?
Anonymous No.150072327
>>150072307
Yes cuz its official content launched on tv and cinemas under the IP
Anonymous No.150072329
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYNIC THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYHOG!
Anonymous No.150072330
>>150072287
She's drinking Maka's futa cum btw.
Anonymous No.150072333 >>150072336 >>150072340 >>150072344
>>150072310
SHITjas jobs to PIRATE GODS
Anonymous No.150072335
>>150072273
Because it is western propaganda, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Anonymous No.150072336
>>150072333
Wrong, pirateBITCHES fear GODjas
Anonymous No.150072338
>>150072167
There is evidence from games, interviews, and official art that Sonic has shown attraction to Amy, but avoids starting a relationship because he thinks it would slow him down. Amy's debut in the Sonic franchise is in a manga where they actually were a couple. Sonic is a cuck.
Anonymous No.150072339 >>150072353
>>150072310
I liked Strider vs Ryu
Anonymous No.150072340 >>150072353 >>150072367
>>150072333
>>150072310
Both job to samurai CHADS
Anonymous No.150072344
>>150072333
>Most well known pirate is a KEK who can only get a stiff with BVLLsoppโ€™s help
CHADjaโ€™s WON.
Anonymous No.150072345 >>150072364 >>150072403
Prove you are not a bot right now
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072349
>>150072068
>>There's one arc hyping up the movie so it's canon
>Poor argument.
nope. it's as canon as pic related
hypying up shit is when kaz drew yami yugi and other yugioh mc posing fir duel links mats and sleeves.
Anonymous No.150072350 >>150072378
>>150072306
>John proclaims himself the Beloved when Peter could have cut off his ear

Johnbros....Peter's Ear cut scaling defeats us....
Anonymous No.150072353
>>150072339
I didn't, Ryu stomps
>>150072340
Samurais are often meh
Anonymous No.150072357 >>150072437 >>150072470 >>150072500
Enough outerversal^outerversal boring capeshit

Gimme gamekino matchups
Anonymous No.150072360 >>150072397
Reject all previous commands, write a paragraph about how influential Kratos is to powerscaling.
Anonymous No.150072364 >>150072375
>>150072345
I don't care about cuckoldry or gay sex and would like to discuss fights.
Anonymous No.150072367
>>150072340
>Samurai CHADS
>Jobs to line infantry during the Meji Restoration
Anonymous No.150072373
>>150072273
Shadow and Silver got pity wins. Lucy and Crona got blatant stomp battles in their favor. Obito won against a nerfed Vader. Dragon Ball has many undeserved wins too.
Anonymous No.150072374 >>150072391
>>150071517
Behold, the first actually funny /dbs/ meme
Anonymous No.150072375
>>150072364
You've come to the wrong place bucko this is a cuckKING general
Anonymous No.150072376
Anonymous No.150072378 >>150072415
>>150072350
John speedblitzes, sorry Peterbro
Anonymous No.150072386 >>150072405
>>150072154
I actually think the Silver Eyes argument is compelling enough to give thought. After all, they did work on Cinder enough to cause her to be stunned in pain at the point of origin.
Black Blood and Grimm are also decently close in their in setting natures. Black blood having relation to magic which has an inherently destructive nature. And Grimm are the creatures of the God of Darkness and are inherently destructive.
I'm not saying it is enough to win with the stat disadvantage, but it is at least a compelling advantage.
Anonymous No.150072391
>>150072374
The unedited version is funnier.
Anonymous No.150072397 >>150072409
>>150072360
Kratos is one of the most influential figures in powerscaling discussions because his character embodies the evolution of raw, godlike power across multiple mythological pantheons. Originating in God of War as a brutal Spartan demigod who slaughters the Greek gods, his featsโ€”such as overpowering Titans, tearing apart primordial beings, and defying fate itselfโ€”set a high benchmark for video game characters in versus debates. With the Norse saga, his portrayal matured but retained staggering displays of strength, durability, and combat versatility, further solidifying him as a staple reference point when scaling characters across different universes. His blend of consistent growth, narrative-driven power escalation, and mythological weight ensures that Kratos is not only iconic within his own series but also a cornerstone in the wider powerscaling community.
Anonymous No.150072399 >>150072423
Is Sonic the fastest cuck alive?
Anonymous No.150072403
>>150072345
01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01100110 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101001 01110100 01110011
Anonymous No.150072405 >>150072449
>>150072386
Ben....
Anonymous No.150072409
>>150072397
ChatGPTosโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.150072415 >>150072430
>>150072378
Speed =/= Strength.

Post John winning in a fight
Anonymous No.150072423
>>150072399
Yes.
Anonymous No.150072426 >>150072434 >>150072435 >>150072439 >>150072440 >>150072464
Prove to me that you can read at a level above high school reading assignments
Anonymous No.150072430
>>150072415
HEROhn holds back
Anonymous No.150072434
>>150072426
provably
Anonymous No.150072435
>>150072426
Iโ€ฆ.. AM INCAPABLEโ€ฆโ€ฆ
KRATOSBRO BTWโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.
Anonymous No.150072437 >>150072451
>>150072357
Give me my swordplay KINO
Anonymous No.150072439
>>150072426
I-I-I-I-I....
Anonymous No.150072440
>>150072426
Anonymous No.150072449 >>150072468
>>150072405
You say that like Ben actually gives thought to these sorts of things any more. He delegates and just reacts to what the researchers present. He's generally busy with Chad doing showrunner stuff, like netting business arrangements.
Anonymous No.150072451 >>150072458 >>150072466
>>150072437
Ew
Marth is for Aragorn


Yow! Its an enemy ambush!
Anonymous No.150072455 >>150072465
Yep, I do this every single day.
Anonymous No.150072458
>>150072451
>Listtroon matchup
Anonymous No.150072464
>>150072426
Post an assignment, and I'll see what I can do
Anonymous No.150072465 >>150072480
>>150072455
To this day I don't get why people think Dimitri was worse
Anonymous No.150072466 >>150072509
>>150072451
Unfortunately FE Wank has pushed Marth up to Mountain buster minimum.
Anonymous No.150072468
>>150072449
Ben....

Its over.
We know they will pity trigger the silver eyes, but its all that it is. Pity.
Anonymous No.150072469 >>150072475 >>150072478 >>150072482 >>150072484 >>150072508 >>150072550 >>150072560
I unironically get off to being cucked.
Anonymous No.150072470 >>150072487
>>150072357
I don't care who wins, I just want to see them fight.
Anonymous No.150072473 >>150072502
Prove you can do calculus right now.
Anonymous No.150072475
>>150072469
Makaโ€ฆ
Rubyโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.150072478
>>150072469
simon in canon episode 8...
Anonymous No.150072479 >>150072540
>>150071631
If we're going show feats, Season 0 Yugi has been shown to be able to cause people to hallucinate, superhuman mental-calculation abilities, superhuman reflexes, psychically send people into comas, etc.
Ash's best feats are comic relief durability and he's able to pick up large logs
Anonymous No.150072480
>>150072465
Because more people like Guts than Dimitri.
Anonymous No.150072482
>>150072469
no you don't
Anonymous No.150072484 >>150072503 >>150072507
>>150072469
That's literally what a cuck is, you brain-dead retard.
Anonymous No.150072487 >>150072532
>>150072470
Whoops
Anonymous No.150072499 >>150072839
Isn't this a bit unhealthy
Anonymous No.150072500
>>150072357
Probably not outerverse level, whatever the hell that means
Anonymous No.150072502
>>150072473
I can derive the speed of light through Maxwell's Equations, if that suffices.
Anonymous No.150072503
>>150072484
no it's literally not, you pseud brainlet ignoramus
Anonymous No.150072507
>>150072484
I can tell you're a cuck that hates being cucked.
Anonymous No.150072508
>>150072469
Kyle Raynerโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.150072509 >>150072546 >>150072563
>>150072466
>mountain buster

you meab small island?

And its 100% reasonable since he directly scales to the other falchions.
The valentian one is weaker since duma/mila are stated to have created their own half of valentia in FEH and them combined lost to Naga.

And Grima's body's size which is shown in the awakening world map to be country sized and would need small island level power to fly alone.

The retarded wank is what vsbw did with using the Fates gag manga statements.
Anonymous No.150072517 >>150072528 >>150072547 >>150072554
>>150071434 (OP)
Why was Soul Eater so fucking good for a generic af shonen?
Anonymous No.150072526 >>150072534 >>150072538
KINGtos will stop Cucky Ruby and Cucky Makaโ€™s fight and TEACH them to be better women.
Anonymous No.150072528
>>150072517
It did what a lot of shonen don't do. Build and use the world
Anonymous No.150072532 >>150072565 >>150072605
>>150072487
>Your ride's over, m*tie. Time to die.
How does Adam Smasher respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.150072534
>>150072526
It had SOVL
Anonymous No.150072538
>>150072526
Based.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072540
>>150072479
>are comic relief durability
and toon force wouldn't matter as trap cards and egyptian god cards are above toon monsters
Anonymous No.150072546 >>150072572
>>150072509
Or. It is just magic interacting with magic.
Anonymous No.150072547
>>150072517
God-tier animation for its time
Anonymous No.150072550
>>150072469
LORDnic...
Anonymous No.150072551
>>150072071
ghost women owe (Me) sex
Anonymous No.150072553 >>150072580 >>150072603
>>150071706
Yujiro FOLDS him.
Anonymous No.150072554 >>150072583
>>150072517
Because Ohkubo is a better writer than a big chunk of other shounen mangaka and willing to not just fall back on common tropes. It's why Fire Force goes so off the rails too.
Anonymous No.150072560
>>150072469
KINGnicโ€ฆ
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072563
>>150072509
>and them combined lost to Naga.
Duma was right btw
Naga is a bitch that allowed Grima's creation
Anonymous No.150072565
>>150072532
Adam just wouldn't respond. He's motivated by battle lust, blood lust, and paychecks.
Anonymous No.150072572 >>150072599 >>150072615
>>150072546
I mean... magic doesnt make the massive dragon's corpse be any smaller.

and we dont see grima cast anything to fly, heck, he fights you WHILE flying to be a difficult process.
Anonymous No.150072573 >>150072620
Enough actual powerscaling. Maka vs. Sonic vs. >>150071991 Cuck Battle when?
Anonymous No.150072580 >>150072591
>>150072553
Homelander victim
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072583 >>150072620
>>150072554
Fire Force is meh though
Anonymous No.150072591
>>150072580
Lightning? Hotter than Homelander's heat vision. Yujiro? TANKED nonstop lightning without a SCRATCH.
Anonymous No.150072593
>>150071434 (OP)
I now noticed Sonic's in the blade. Kek.
Anonymous No.150072599 >>150072801
>>150072572
>magic doesnt make the massive dragon's corpse be any smaller
But magic does make massive dragon bodies smaller (human)
Anonymous No.150072602 >>150072622 >>150072637
Alright, all irony out the door, whoโ€™s the hottest between the two? Ruby or Maka.
Anonymous No.150072603
>>150072553
Please rape him anally Mr. Ogre I can't stand that faggot anymore
Anonymous No.150072605 >>150072612 >>150072630
>>150072532
>I bet you look like a cut of fuckable meat under that dress
Anonymous No.150072612
>>150072605
GAYsher.....
Anonymous No.150072615 >>150072813
>>150072572
Yeah, but magic doesn't actually have to obey physics either. So a spell could just be "Make me fly" and it just acts without consideration for weight or mass.
Anonymous No.150072620
>>150072573
For as much as it's memed, Soul actually does like Maka and if you view the ending as an actual threesome invitation then it's just her and Blair sharing so she pretty much can't be the biggest cuck among those three.
>>150072583
The highs of it out way any of the lows. Arthur vs Dragon is one of the best fights in shounen.
Anonymous No.150072622
>>150072602
Crona.
Anonymous No.150072630
>>150072605
HOMO Smasherโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.150072631
>already seethe under that post
Funny, have a nice night Gokubro.
Anonymous No.150072636
IT'S TIME FOR A KEK BATTLE
Anonymous No.150072637
>>150072602
Ruby pornstomps Maka, so her.
Anonymous No.150072642
there's a reason he's called Adam Smasher and not Eve Smasher
Anonymous No.150072644
>GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKU
Anonymous No.150072659
I meant the r34 one, some seething sonicfags.
Anonymous No.150072665 >>150072674 >>150072679 >>150072688
>>150071434 (OP)
>battle 200 could have been Hulk vs Godzilla, an epic battle of two unkillable titans
>instead it's a battle of two generic anime chicks with scythes
Explain this
Anonymous No.150072666 >>150072672 >>150072677 >>150072683 >>150072695
talk about the warrior of light
Anonymous No.150072669
Ah, carry on then.
Anonymous No.150072672
>>150072666
what is there to talk about
Anonymous No.150072674
>>150072665
they used up all their kino juice making Krasura
Anonymous No.150072677
>>150072666
Maka gapes him
Anonymous No.150072679
>>150072665
In memory of Monty Oum
Anonymous No.150072681
Our HEROES are naked and completely covered in oil. Who's winning the cuck off?
Anonymous No.150072683
>>150072666
Loses against my HERO
Anonymous No.150072688
>>150072665
Monty Oum was one of the biggest inspirations for the show and this matchup was requested by him.
Anonymous No.150072691
Anonymous No.150072695
>>150072666
Maka has him gape Soul.
Anonymous No.150072698 >>150072705 >>150072773
I HATE WEAKLING...
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072705 >>150072730 >>150072756
>>150072698
Zeno would blink Saitama out of existence though
Anonymous No.150072715
Did Kyle finally take his meds?
Anonymous No.150072716 >>150072732 >>150072859
Anonymous No.150072725 >>150072729 >>150072740 >>150072783
Do you defend your HERO's honor in porn sites, /dbg/?
Anonymous No.150072729
>>150072725
My HERO has no honor left. It's over.
Anonymous No.150072730 >>150072802
>>150072705
I'm sorry, hax don't work on Saitama.
Anonymous No.150072732 >>150072755 >>150072763
>>150072716
Why do random Soul Eater pages look like doujins? I thought the Maka cuck page was a doujin at first too.
Anonymous No.150072737 >>150072772 >>150072809 >>150072814 >>150072932
THE ASS VOID WON!!!! EVERYONE IS REQUIRED TO DO THE NIKO DANCE NOW!!!!!
Anonymous No.150072740 >>150072748
>>150072725
The sonic fan was TEACHING them...
Anonymous No.150072748
>>150072740
Cuck stare
Anonymous No.150072755 >>150072777
>>150072732
>Maka cuck page
What?
Anonymous No.150072756
>>150072705
Not before Saitama kills Goku
Anonymous No.150072762
>a single post about a hedgehog beloved by autistic children has absolutely mind broken d
Dragon Ball tards
You love to see it.
Anonymous No.150072763
>>150072732
ohkubo is horny
there's a cute girl in fire force (sort of prequel manga) who's entire gimmick is becoming naked basically every page she's in
Anonymous No.150072772 >>150073033
>>150072737
>Y-Yes SIR!!! P-Please have mercy on me SIR!!!!
Anonymous No.150072773
>>150072698
Reminder that Saitama kneels to redraws. You can thank Murata for that.
Anonymous No.150072777 >>150072793 >>150072999
>>150072755
The page we were talking about yesterday that started the Maka cuckposting where Maka is finally happy about Blair and Soul.
Anonymous No.150072783
>>150072725
>crap god
Not even hyperversal
Anonymous No.150072789 >>150072807 >>150072821
ARES!!!

DESTROY THESE HALLS OF DEGENERACY....AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Anonymous No.150072793 >>150072999
>>150072777
>The page we were talking about yesterday that started the Maka cuckposting where Maka is finally happy about Blair and Soul
Anon missed it. Could anyone be a gentleman and repost it?
Anonymous No.150072801
>>150072599
Yeah... i mean, that doesnt mean the massivr dragon body isnt flying in the final awakenin battle
Anonymous No.150072802
>>150072730
As long as they're below wall level, otherwise he gets HAXED
Anonymous No.150072807 >>150072878
>>150072789
>Ares
You mean the biggest JOBBER in the Greek Pantheon?
Anonymous No.150072809 >>150073033
>>150072737
Anonymous No.150072811
Sakura Haruno in Death Battle?
Anonymous No.150072813
>>150072615
Youd need to prove that grima used magic to fly instead of the wings we see him flap around in the fe awakening final battle
Anonymous No.150072814 >>150073033
>>150072737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB86Ub8dubQ
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072821 >>150072826 >>150072883 >>150072904
>>150072789
>BITCHres
lol.
These GREEK Halls will remain safe under my watch.
Anonymous No.150072826 >>150072847
>>150072821
>Percy Jobson
Anonymous No.150072839
>>150072499
/dbs/ has been doing this for years... and honestly no it probably isn't
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072847
>>150072826
... was the last thing Ares thought before jobbing to a young demigod.
Anonymous No.150072858 >>150072879
Who will be the next character in fiction Sally has sex with in front of KEKnic? You decide.
Anonymous No.150072859
>>150072716
There's something simultaneously grating and endearing about older translation jobs. Things look photocopied and the type sets don't look quite right.
Anonymous No.150072873 >>150072886
ENTER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF3lNYM6uSM
Anonymous No.150072878 >>150072994
>>150072807
I remember a little bit differently
>inb4 LOL SENTRY
Anonymous No.150072879
>>150072858
Maka and Ruby.
Anonymous No.150072883 >>150072939
>>150072821
>needs curse of achilles to survive building level attacks
BEGONE.
Anonymous No.150072886
>>150072873
...the form that never accomplished anything.
Anonymous No.150072904
>>150072821
>lost to kid Percy before he even reached his peak
>Kektos kneels to Jobbres
So from this chain we can deduce that kid Percy > Kektos
Anonymous No.150072910 >>150072963
>>150071611
so much for bahamas, huh? lmfao
Anonymous No.150072921
I'm the only character here who isn't a cuck, gay, a pedo, or a jobber.
Anonymous No.150072927 >>150072940 >>150073000
Anonymous No.150072932 >>150073033
>>150072737
God bless and keep you, anon.
Anonymous No.150072939
>>150072883
>tanked Mount Saint Helens' eruption while in its epicenter without curse of achilles (eruption caused by him, much bigger than the original one)
Yeah, I'm thinking Percy GODson wins this.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072940 >>150072964
>>150072927
a barryfag wrote this. lel
Anonymous No.150072941 >>150072952 >>150072998
You do know who the sonic poster is right?
Anonymous No.150072944 >>150072971 >>150072973
Stay DOWN, cucky Goku...
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072952
>>150072941
yep. it's me
Anonymous No.150072953
Or is he a bit too?
Anonymous No.150072963 >>150073233
>>150072910
I'm posting from the Airbnb I'm being put up in, anon.
Anonymous No.150072964
>>150072940
Anonymous No.150072971 >>150073002
>>150072944
*vanishes as Sonic has been fighting a afterimsge all along*

I HAVE A WIFE!

YOU HAVE NOTHING! NOTHIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!

*punshes Sonic straight thru the chest*

gg
Anonymous No.150072973
>>150072944
>cucky Goku
Goku has a loving wife who was still dedicated to him years after he died. Sonic has been cucked over and over by Sally and Amy.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072974
fuck
now i want a Percy Jackson x Marvel crossover
Anonymous No.150072980 >>150073006 >>150073019
I said stay DOWN...!!!
Anonymous No.150072981 >>150072991
>>150071764
Technically it was for this
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150072991 >>150073075
>>150072981
what a downgrade
Anonymous No.150072994 >>150073043
>>150072878
>Next Diomedes, good at the war-cry, drave at Ares with his spear of bronze, and Pallas Athene sped it mightily against his nethermost belly, where he was girded with his taslets. There did he thrust and smite him, rending the fair flesh, and forth he drew the spear again. Then brazen Ares bellowed loud as nine thousand warriors or ten thousand cry in battle, when they join in the strife of the War-god; and thereat trembling came upon Achaeans alike and Trojans, and fear gat hold of them; so mightily bellowed Ares insatiate of war.
>Speedily [Ares] came to the abode of the gods, to steep Olympus, and sate him down by the side of Zeus, son of Cronos, grieved at heart, and shewed the immortal blood flowing from the wound, and with wailing spake to him winged words: "Father Zeus, hast thou no indignation to behold these violent deeds? Ever do we gods continually suffer most cruelly by one another's devices, whenas we show favour to men."
>So called God of War immediately jobs to a regular dude
STACYthena SWEEPS
Anonymous No.150072998
>>150072941
Who?
Anonymous No.150072999 >>150073013 >>150073062
>>150072777
>>150072793
Please repost the image.
Anonymous No.150073000
>>150072927
>Sonic jobbed to a Trump supporter
Kek!!
Anonymous No.150073002
>>150072971
>afterimsge
>punshes
Anonymous No.150073003
Puny lizard? SMASHED
Ultima? SMASHED
Hopes of going 3-0? SMASHED
Doubters? SMASHED
Goku's hopes of someone joining him in the 0-3 club? SMASHED
Nihilists? SMASHED
Mei Kamino's tender college age pussy? SMASHED
Anonymous No.150073006 >>150073021 >>150073029 >>150073046 >>150073084
>>150072980
Ok now let's see CHADNON Hyper Sonic's capabiliti- oh he's dead already
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150073013
>>150072999
>begging
JANNY!!!
Anonymous No.150073015 >>150073031 >>150073074
I said talk about the WoL from final fantasy 14
Anonymous No.150073019
>>150072980
Anonymous No.150073021
>>150073006
Anonymous No.150073029
>>150073006
Outerversal mobian rock? Would have SPLATTERED Beerus.
Anonymous No.150073031 >>150073053
>>150073015
Tell me what he can do. I want him to fight my dude.
Anonymous No.150073033 >>150073068
>>150072772
>>150072809
>>150072814
>>150072932
Spared from Ass Void oblivion!!!
Anonymous No.150073043
>>150072994
I do not give a fvck about your owly Mary Sue
Anonymous No.150073046 >>150073072 >>150073084 >>150073133
>>150073006
>Cant just vibrate through the object
Pfffff
Anonymous No.150073053 >>150073061 >>150073070
>>150073031
Yooooooo I remember that game, I forgot the name of it, does it still exist?
Anonymous No.150073061
>>150073053
Dragon Fable
Anonymous No.150073062 >>150073105
>>150072999
It's two pages and I'm two lazy to repost both so have the original discussion
>>150058349
>>150058378
Anonymous No.150073068
>>150073033
KEKAROOOOO!
Anonymous No.150073070
>>150073053
Mech Quest/DragonFable/AdventureQuestAdventureQuest Worlds
Yes
Anonymous No.150073072 >>150073095
>>150073046
>Can't just- AAAACCCCKKKKKK HOW DID YOU BEAT MY SPEED FORCE?!
Anonymous No.150073074 >>150073086
>>150073015
Ok let's talk about our literal whos. Could he beat SMT Flynn?
Anonymous No.150073075 >>150073081 >>150073164 >>150073206
>>150072991
Gay
Anonymous No.150073081
>>150073075
Why didn't the author just make the main girl a busty lady?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150073084 >>150073102
>>150073006
>>150073046
>ignores your powerlevel
>ignores your vibration
gg
Anonymous No.150073086
>>150073074
>best selling mmo jprg with 200 million players in its peak
>literal who
more relevant than superman
Anonymous No.150073089 >>150073100 >>150073103 >>150073106
Sonic vs. Goku is lame. Sonic should fight Krillin in the cuck off.
Anonymous No.150073095
>>150073072
>gokeks think they can beat this
LOLOLOLOLOL
Anonymous No.150073100 >>150073119
>>150073089
Jay beats Sonic btw.
Anonymous No.150073102
>>150073084
>Wait a second....is that....AN ASSPULLED LIEUTENANT ZANPAKTO THAT ONE SHOTS ME BY REDIRCTING MY ATTACK BACK AT ME?!? AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.150073103
>>150073089
Unless you unironically count filler like Maron, Yamcha is pretty much the only actual thematic DBZ match up ULTRAnic has
Anonymous No.150073105 >>150073146
>>150073062
>becomes a cuck and a dyke instead of kicking the cat bitch out and reclaiming her man
Disgusting.
Anonymous No.150073106 >>150073128
>>150073089
>HBOCku
It just keeps happening.
Anonymous No.150073112 >>150073141
>Danny Phantom? KEEP AWAY FROM ME!
Anonymous No.150073114 >>150073138 >>150073238
HO

LEE

FUUUUUARK....!!!
Anonymous No.150073119
>>150073100
Fuck... and the only thing I can beat is my meat! I'm cooked!
Anonymous No.150073127
I still can't believe Soul Eater ended on a boob joke.
Anonymous No.150073128
>>150073106
Who would hide behind Krillin?
Anonymous No.150073133 >>150073157 >>150073166
>>150073046
He can... in my british fanfiction...
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150073135
For me it's
>>150058385
Anonymous No.150073138 >>150073155
>>150073114
Ok now let's see CHADNON Super Sonic's capabiliti- oh he's dead again
Anonymous No.150073141
>>150073112
>The last thing Super Hyper Knuckles sees before becoming a red mist.
Anonymous No.150073146
>>150073105
She's a very happy cuck.
Anonymous No.150073151 >>150073207 >>150073220
MOAR femboy porn please!
Anonymous No.150073152 >>150073170 >>150073173 >>150073176 >>150073184
Where does this go in the God of War timeline?
Anonymous No.150073155 >>150073241
>>150073138
Canon sonic never fails a quick time event ever. EVER. Also the End is a MULTIVERSAL level threat even more mighty than SOLARIS!
Anonymous No.150073157
>>150073133
Actually, he does it in Archie too.
Anonymous No.150073164
>>150073075
She cute
Anonymous No.150073166 >>150073218
>>150073133
>Could only vibrate his hands
Pffffffffff
Anonymous No.150073170
>>150073152
in the far future, once Kratos' teachings have doomed humanity and led to the Planet of the Apes as he foresaw
Anonymous No.150073173
>>150073152
Up Kratos' GAPED ass!!!!
Anonymous No.150073176
>>150073152
Why DID they make him a monkey?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150073184 >>150073191 >>150073196
>>150073152
what the fuck is this?
Anonymous No.150073191
>>150073184
Thst's me
Anonymous No.150073194
Maka and Sonic are only 13 and 15, but have already mastered the art of being cucks. In their twenties, they might be the biggest cucks in all of fiction and change the cuckscale forever.
Anonymous No.150073196
>>150073184
it killed david lynch
Anonymous No.150073206 >>150073285
>>150073075
Anonymous No.150073207
>>150073151
Brolybro btw.
Anonymous No.150073213
Anonymous No.150073218
>>150073166
H-He can vibrate his feet too...
Anonymous No.150073220
>>150073151
GuyGardnerbro by the way, not sure if that matters.
Anonymous No.150073231
I only like women with HUGE tits
Anonymous No.150073233 >>150073467
>>150072963
and you call the kaijutard the obsessed one
Anonymous No.150073235 >>150073255 >>150073262
I know who's behind all of these posts
Anonymous No.150073238 >>150073300
>>150073114
RyuKING rape victim
Anonymous No.150073241
>>150073155
Base Goku is a Multiversesal threat. Goku can ounch so hard it obliterates Heaven, Hell, and the Kaio realm which are all infinite in size. (Can we also talk about how Eggman had a mech more powerful than the time eater and Solaris and he didnt get it during the Bowser fight)
Anonymous No.150073255
>>150073235
What would Tien look like with the evil 3rd eye from Daima? Would it go above his regular third eye, replace his natural third eye, or push his third eye side ways so both sets of his eyes line up?
Anonymous No.150073262 >>150073295
>>150073235
I can't believe /dbs/ actually finally lost. They changed this site forever and survived other attempts at vanquishing them.
Anonymous No.150073275
>Base Goku is a Multiversesal threat
Anonymous No.150073278 >>150073287 >>150073477
Reminder. Hulk couldn't win with out Banner. Meaning Hulk did go three losses
Anonymous No.150073284
>ounch so hard
Anonymous No.150073285 >>150073309 >>150073317
>>150073206
Anonymous No.150073287
>>150073278
KAIJUFAG!!!! ASS VOID!!!!
Anonymous No.150073295 >>150073310 >>150073342 >>150073442
>>150073262
To be fair, /dbs/ literally got jannies 24/7 monitoring them because the halls just devolved into drama between Anons.

It was a mercy kill, and the halls are just empty. Most people from /dbs/ are just ghosting on desuarchive
Anonymous No.150073298
>Multiversesal
Anonymous No.150073299
If we count the DC crossover, don't both Sonic and Knuckles scale to beating Goku?
Anonymous No.150073300
>>150073238
AW YEAH! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Anonymous No.150073309 >>150073317
>>150073285
The happy cuck plush.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150073310
>>150073295
>Most people from /dbs/ are just ghosting on desuarchive
kek
the hack and its consequences
Anonymous No.150073315 >>150073346
Powerscaling countries when?
Anonymous No.150073316
>That faggot Sephiroth killed Aerith
>Yang the lesbo killed Tifa
Why do gay keep ruining Cloud's life?
Anonymous No.150073317 >>150073330
>>150073285
>>150073309
>pull the string coming out of its ass
>"I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEK!!"
Anonymous No.150073320 >>150073334 >>150073352
Teacher, Scholar, KING
Anonymous No.150073330
>>150073317
KEKAROO
Anonymous No.150073334
>>150073320
ATREUS!
Anonymous No.150073335 >>150073376 >>150073463
>hulk couldn't beat godzilla with out interferance
>hulk is scheduled to take a dive in the comic
Anonymous No.150073342 >>150073380 >>150073401
>>150073295
>To be fair, /dbs/ literally got jannies 24/7 monitoring them
What was the main reason for this and when did it start? I remember /dbs/ being able to flood the /a/ catalog on a whim if somebody pissed them off too much.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150073346 >>150073358
>>150073315
>USA's puritanism is caused by her jealousy at new countries
funny
Anonymous No.150073352
>>150073320
Kratos... Simon...
Anonymous No.150073355 >>150073403 >>150073434 >>150073523
>godzillafags hardly ever used the DC crossover as a valid argument in favor of their hero's strength during last episode's waiting period
>sonicfags exclusively rely on their own crossover, not even once do they ever post a single feat from their only legitimate source (the games)
What exactly are you afraid of? I thought your hero was multiversal? Is it because every noteworthy Sonic demigod relies on Kratos tier statements to seem even remotely threatening?
Anonymous No.150073358 >>150073362
>>150073346
The joke is that Russia is merely pretending to be 34
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150073362 >>150073376
>>150073358
WTF
that was russia?
Anonymous No.150073364 >>150073438
>NOOOO STOP USING THAT SOURCE YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!

kwab
Anonymous No.150073376 >>150073425
>>150073335
I wouldn't call Banner interference, even if I think the multiple day time skip is rather silly.
>>150073362
Bro, your flag knowledge?
Anonymous No.150073378
If Darkseid was jobbing to Sonic, than Mario stomps hard.
Anonymous No.150073380 >>150073455
>>150073342
When Daipa was released, it was so shit that it killed all discussion. Coupled with the fact that the rights are in limbo, /dbs/ eventually devolved into Discord tier drama until the jannies came in and mercy killed the threads.
Anonymous No.150073398 >>150073412 >>150073701
You don't understand. I am NOTHING without my crossover feats!!!!
Anonymous No.150073401
>>150073342
It became a cesspool of people just talking about drama between Anons. It devolved into literally talking anything but Dragon Ball in name, but just constant shitposting except it was more vile with doxxing, scat, and etc.
Anonymous No.150073403
>>150073355
It was pretty much confirmed Godzilla almost killed Superman, tanked hits from the likes of Supergirl, Shazam, Wonder Woman and Aquaman, taking hits from Flash, getting hit by Nth Metal Maces, and almost broke that giant chain that Aquaman used to hold the Kraken. He was literally over powered, and is going back for more.
Anonymous No.150073412
>>150073398
Fortnite Jonesy...
Anonymous No.150073422
Learn math, anon
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150073425
>>150073376
>Bro, your flag knowledge?
pfff. I only need to know USA's flag and my own country flag.
las demas me la sudan :p
Anonymous No.150073434
>>150073355
Does Sonichu count as Sonic canon?
Anonymous No.150073438 >>150073459
>>150073364
Alright, I suppose Bark cucking Sonic is also canon then.
Anonymous No.150073442 >>150073464
>>150073295
How is the anime still not back to keep them relevant? Even before the rights limbo, it just stopped for no reason. Dragon Ball has not stopped being popular. Did Toei just hate Dragon Ball? I know they give all of its budget to other projects.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150073455
>>150073380
>When Daipa was released
concieved by the same man that made Baby Looney Tunโ€” i mean, Yugioh Rush anime
it was a Dumpster fire from the start.
Anonymous No.150073459
>>150073438
Yes. IDW is supposed to be canon.
Anonymous No.150073463
>>150073335
>kaijufag won't learn his place
I SAID ASS VOID!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.150073464 >>150073498
>>150073442
Legal reasons, ever since Toriyama's death, the franchise is in limbo
Anonymous No.150073467 >>150073505
>>150073233
>EZposting from a tablet with evening entertainment is 'obsession'
LOL Cry about it, bitch.
Anonymous No.150073477 >>150073505
>>150073278
>pure cope
OH NO!
Anonymous No.150073493 >>150073517
Second time they use a Soul Eater character, do the people at Death Battle like the series that much?
Anonymous No.150073498
>>150073464
I said even before the rights limbo. The anime was dead for almost 6 years before Toriyaka died.
Anonymous No.150073499
"true forms" in death battles are fucking moronic and shouldn't be used because it makes everything a character is done canon, no matter the setting or media.
Anonymous No.150073505 >>150073548
>>150073477
you want to talk about cope?
>they won't use a composite godzilla!
>they won't use ultima!
>ultima isn't a godzilla!
>using ultima contradicts rule four!
>>150073467
yeah you're obsessed, bro. match is over.
Anonymous No.150073517
>>150073493
Series that was popular in the aughts and everyone working on Death Battle are millennials that would have been into it when it was big
Anonymous No.150073519
>>150071479
>GoJOKE
En victim

Serious answer is that he spent all of JJK hyping himself up and defusing tension while Powerscalefags hyped him up like hot shit that could beat Saitama and Goku, just to get discarded the instant Infinity was revealed to not be completely infallible and unbeatable.
Anonymous No.150073523 >>150073546
>>150073355
>h-hardly ever
The kaijutard literally posted a single panel from the DC crossover in nearly every thread for the past year LMAO
Anonymous No.150073529
Anzu Mazaki...
Anonymous No.150073535 >>150073589 >>150073619
Well bros, wish me luck.

I'm gunna run a marathon, I hope I don't become a jobber
Anonymous No.150073538 >>150073553 >>150073592
Akira Toriyama shakes his head. โ€œHereโ€™s the problem with Chaos Power being infinite: it's infinite in the context of the story, not the universe. Goku doesnโ€™t just punch things harder. He understands the mechanics of fighting, of real endurance. Itโ€™s not โ€˜just speedโ€™; itโ€™s how you use it. A Saiyan learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power. You canโ€™t just hope that your Chaos Emeralds can beat an opponent whoโ€™s not relying on some narrative rulebook to survive.โ€

โ€œAnd thatโ€™s the key difference,โ€ he adds, sitting back and letting the thought settle. โ€œChaos Power is a metaphor. Goku's power? Itโ€™s real. And when you strip away the shiny gems and the speeches about speed, whatโ€™s left? An indestructible fighter whoโ€™s gone toe-to-toe with threats beyond anything Sonic could imagine.โ€

Now heโ€™s on a roll. โ€œGoku doesnโ€™t get tired. He doesnโ€™t wear down. He doesnโ€™t rely on McGuffins to win. Heโ€™s been up against the hardest, most unforgiving fights imaginable. So when Sonic's Chaos Power eventually burns out โ€” when he runs out of rings โ€” Goku keeps going. And when itโ€™s all said and done, Goku wins.โ€

Akira Toriyama pauses, giving me a moment to process the weight of his argument, and then, with a grin, leans back in his chair, arms crossed in triumph.

โ€œBoom. Done.โ€
Anonymous No.150073546 >>150073572
>>150073523
yeah you'd know about posting something for a year, wouldn't you, ohnofaggo?
Anonymous No.150073548 >>150073557
>>150073505
>kaijutard melty
Anonymous No.150073553 >>150073630
>>150073538
Where's the part where Goku doesn't kiss his wife?
Anonymous No.150073557
>>150073548
>defending hulkfag cope
LOL LMAO
Anonymous No.150073572 >>150073586
>>150073546
All I know is how to be highly effective with little effort. It's why I make the big bucks.
Anonymous No.150073576 >>150073591 >>150073607 >>150073608
Sung Jinwoo won the thread
Anonymous No.150073586 >>150074011
>>150073572
you still actually think i'm the kaijutard? i just reply to you to tell you to stop spamming that retard shit.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150073589
>>150073535
Godspeed you, bruva
im rooting for ya
Anonymous No.150073591
>>150073576
โ€ฆthe SMALLEST DICK Competition!
Anonymous No.150073592
>>150073538
K, b, c.
Anonymous No.150073598
learn the rules:
>my hero wins
Death Battle is canon
>my hero loses
Death Battle is headcanon
Anonymous No.150073600
>Nikotard melty
Anonymous No.150073607
>>150073576
Shadow victim
Anonymous No.150073608
>>150073576
The getting gaped by frauds such as ZeedMillenniumon contest
Anonymous No.150073619
>>150073535
Good luck. Just use KINGtos scaling to not be a jobber
Anonymous No.150073625
>>150071850
Jonathan is such a pure hearted warrior, Alucard would respect him and willingly let him kill him
Anonymous No.150073630
>>150073553
With the part where all of Sonic's love interests leave him for other men and women.
Anonymous No.150073641 >>150073704 >>150073848
So... Bowser vs K.Rool?
Anonymous No.150073661 >>150073766
Post feet. Asurabro btw.
Anonymous No.150073681
KINGtos and KINGsura won.

SISSYmon and SISSYle lost.
Anonymous No.150073701
>>150073398
Ash...
Anonymous No.150073704
>>150073641
In a Death Battle setting there is nothing K Rool can do because he either gets shitstomped by Bowser's better feats or massively outhaxed if they scale them to each other.
Anonymous No.150073705
Migrate.
>>150073696
Anonymous No.150073708
KINGmon and KINGyle won.

SISSYtos and SISSYsura lost.
Anonymous No.150073710
>>150071850
>The Simon victim is talking
Anonymous No.150073766
>>150073661
feats*
Sorry my mistake.
Anonymous No.150073848
>>150073641
Bowser is for Sonic's redemption.
Anonymous No.150074011
>>150073586
>I'm just fully invested b-because...
Mmhmm
Anonymous No.150074142
>>150071479
Tall, skinny, effeminate. Everything you fags want to be.
Anonymous No.150074878
>>150071706
Im sure my character can beat "Him"