Thread 149903376

What the fuck is his problem?

>>149903376 (OP)
Brain damage.

>He's traumatized at his moms death
Okay but how does that explain him being a sex fiend

>>149903376 (OP)
he was written by vivziepop

>>149903376 (OP)
His daughter got fucked

>>149903755
By a human male.

Not:
>What the *Hell is his problem?

One Job

>>149903938
Well, she does look like she fucks human men.

>>149903376 (OP)
How much time you got?

>>149903661
>gay character is a sex pest
Wow shocker
It's like their brains are fuck up or something

>>149903376 (OP)
he is a genuinely shitty person who wants to believe he is not and that he is loved, but he also is afraid of genuine love and of commitment
he adopted loona so hed have someone to love unconditionally, but even there its less a daughter/father relationship (as hed like you to believe) and more a master/pet one
he is the one in charge, he is the ”boss”, so he can afford to shower her in shallow affection, as it is not an equal relationship
its quite obvious the guy has massive issues and if vivzie werent a complete hack, she would paint them as being what they actually are, BAD, aka character flaws
unfortunately, the world bends over backwards to not hurt the little soot rats sensibilities and he does the same mistakes again and again and learns nothing from them
in real life a guy like him would eventually grate too much on the nerves of the people around him and end up miserable and alone

>>149904198
>he is a genuinely shitty person who wants to believe he is not

Thread. And you can say the same about the other main characters. Its a cast of shitty main characters.

Hope that both Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel end as failures and no getting seasons is not a symbol of success. Look at Legend of Korra.

Mammon's butthole.

>>149904198
One can only hope Blitzo's story ends like Bojack's where everyone he knows wants to move on from him and live a better life while he figures out what to do with his own

>>149904626
Lmao Viv and Brandon will never let that happen

He is a total psychopath.

>>149904968
Cute goat in the background

Mammon's butthole.

>>149903376 (OP)
He's not dead yet.

>>149904968
And I love him for that, actual psycho getting treated as a psycho, peak, best character

>>149905172
Indeed
I heard she likes to cuddle

If you deep throat Belphagor, do her throat eyes start crying too? Does she apply eye liner to them as well?

>>149903376 (OP)
He’s demon Andy Dick I don’t get the appeal

>>149903376 (OP)
antisocial personality disorder
disorganized attachment style
low caste demon with high ambitions

>>149903376 (OP)
He's mentally retarded.

>>149903689
this

>>149904198
Trve

>>149904198
>>149904499
Indeed
>>149905609
Something like this would be nice for a short

When next hellhounds chapter

>>149907155
Patience, fren. He'll have it when he has it.

Anyone have the links to the Cain fic and the new Tavi fic i saw a few threads ago?

>>149907982
>new Tavi fic
There is a tavi fic?

>>149908766
Go focus on your femboy knots bro

>>149909037
>he drew the post numbers
still gets me

>>149909198
It's quite nice

>>149909037
>>149909150
>>149909168
>>149909198

>>149908766
Stolas R. Goetia didn't read up on 1992 and was raped by Detroitians after a Grimoire mishap because of it in the steaming summer of 2022, nearly 30 years after the Kevin R. Nash incident.

>>149909243
She looks like she still has some baby weight in that. Egg weight?

>>149909316
This can't be true... can it?

>>149909279
>a character who almost has no redeeming qualities
That would be Stolas R. Goetia, and only true hood niggas see his one gaping redeeming quality.

>>149909332
I'm R'fraid it is.

>>149909335
Well now I hope the guy who generated Mammon cheeks makes a Stolas goatse next.

>>149909316
One of these days Stolas 92 posting will get the 92 get and i'll be there for it.

>>149909318
Probably or maybe she's been doing too many squats
Like Minerva

>>149909378
This girl really needs more art.

>>149909364
There have at least been a few very fitting BAWK gets

>>149909353
Unlike Goatse, Stolas's gaping wasn't self-inflicted, or even consensual, although some say that he was feeling quite frisky that night, he is a bit of a sultry minx after all.

>>149909476
>Unlike Goatse, Stolas's gaping wasn't self-inflicted
Which is why the hands should be black and not purple.

>>149909433
She cute, too bad she's already married.
>Imagine the double-dates.
>>149909488

>>149909647
Based Stella.

>>149909728
AI or not I want to hear Stella quote this.

Going to a brothel and ordering a cuddle session with their fluffiest hellhound...

>>149906536
>>149905609
Just makes me think of frys bogus deliveries

>>149904198
>unfortunately, the world bends over backwards to not hurt the little soot rats sensibilities and he does the same mistakes again and again and learns nothing from them
>in real life a guy like him would eventually grate too much on the nerves of the people around him and end up miserable and alone

That's the issue with the show. Viv bends over backwards to make certain characters always in the right for bs reasons rather than have them deal with their flaws.

>>149908766
>shitting on Blitzo=Defending Stella

>>149910110
Valerie has a long list of clients to get through before you.

>>149910817
I wanna kiss Valerie so baaaaaaaaaaaaaad fuck

>>149910867
>kissing a stripper
Surely there are better things to do.

>>149911245
I just wanna be touched

I want to kiss Octavia's mom.

>>149911748
Via's mom has got it going on
Via's mom has got it going on

>>149911789
Indeed

>>149904198
Also he's ugly, forgot that part but everything else is spot on

>>149903376 (OP)
Anyone else rooting for Blitzo and his cohorts to get a bad end? I'm willing to forgive Stolas IF he makes it up to his daughter. Stolas openly said he gave up rich status and wealth for idiotic fantasies so even he realizes that he hurt his daughter on some level.

None of these main characters deserve a happy ending. And I fear this may be headed to a worse ending than Bojack Horseman.

Chapter 15 of HILTLH(H) is here. The story's definitely taking a more plot-heavy approach than what I originally planned. I hope you all can enjoy.

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/179837656

>>149912892
I understand that feeling. Same happenigng in my own story about Stella and Moxxie, it's called Song for the Quiet Bird and I also wanted that story to be more simple, but it turned VERY huge for no reason.

>>149904968
I bet the Right head of Leviathan has the voice of Yzma.

>>149912892
More kino to read later.

>>149911789
This song is perfect because of these lines:
>And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
>But since your dad walked out
>Your mom could use a guy like me

That fucker cut him off

>>149912892
fucking excellent read as usual, I like that we're getting to see some gears turning in the story

>>149912892
Make sure to keep story contained.

Most of the people in this thread will spend an eternity burning in hellfire. They think this can't possibly be true, but it is. You don't have as much time as you think to turn things around.

>>149914473
>Most of the people in this thread will spend an eternity burning in hellfire.
We already knew that when we started using this site

>>149914473
I have not seen a compelling reason to believe this is true, and I do not think that threats of eternal damnation are a responsible way to motivate people to act with kindness, justice, and good morals.

>>149914473
lmao you roleplay as a based trad christian on the internet

>>149914266
Via's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Octavia, can't you see? You're just not the bird for me
I don't care if it's wrong, I'm in love with Via's mom

Gay

>>149914473
Yeah okay pal, I'll be posting here again after divine liturgy in the next 10 minutes.

>>149914473
Loona's been visiting some very unsavory sites since her conversion.

>>149903376 (OP)
I need a thread away from Mammon's Ass.

>>149915147
Mammon's ass consumes all.

>>149915158
oh god it gets worse.
lets add anal vore to this horrible shit

>>149915206
>Mammon's ass consumes thread after thread.
>All the while he's laughing as the anons are sucked into his doughnut, which then crushes them as he clenches, crunching noises as he consumes them.
>The drawfags receive slightly better treatment, being consumed whole in his mouth as they try and escape, only to be chewed up and swallowed, Mammon relishing every taste.
>Thread after thread. Post after post. Anon and Loona, HOOT/IMP/DHORK game post, Stellafaggery, Loonaposting, BEEposting, embiggening, yandere Emily, nymo, Hazbin high, all the fanfics, strika, chelsea, salsa, lucyfer, Charlie, genderbending, all of it.
>He takes it.
>It takes every, single, post.
>Into his ass.
>Swirling in his in bloated gut as he laughs.
>His ass is unyielding.
>His ass is ever hungry.

>Mammon's greed knows no bounds.
>Flee for your lives, it's his ass!

>>149915274
>loona sings party rock anthem

ENOUGH ABOUT MAMMONS ASS
PLEASE

>>149915112
>How do we keep losing to that Jesus guy?

>>149903376 (OP)
He's secretly getting angrier and angrier with each episode released because he wants someone to kill him or commit suicide just to permanently get away from the GayOwl.

>>149912892
Why are AO3 links banned in the first place?

>>149915274
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING GREED!

>>149916827
So the system doesn't allow other links that it might see as malicious

Do you dare don the briefs?

>>149917503
They stay on during sex
Or realistically, goon sessions

>>149916979
>Crunch, crunch, crunch
>His ass eats the radio host

>>149917688
>hfw she pulls your pants down and sees her own face staring back at her

>>149917941
>The slit is where her mouth is so it looks like it's coming out of her mouth when he whips it out

>>149917966
Cursed.

>>149918028
>While sucking him off Loona either can look herself in the eyes or look up at his dumb disgusting expression

>>149918050
Loona might actually tear them off you with her claws at that point.

>Becoming good enough friends with Verosika you can buy her basically any kind of clothing and be almost assured she'll wear it
HOT

>>149918426
>Having where the banana suit from the peanut and jelly time video

>Transformation loona into a homestuck character
What you do about it?

>Loona attempts to kiss you.
>As she frenches you her tongue turns into a cock and fucks your throat

>>149918426
I hope she enjoys plus size clothing.

>>149907690
>Anon and Loona go on a double date with M&M

I want to watch some old kaiju films with her.

>>149918836
Whose who

>>149919403
Left is Moxxie, right is Anon. Probably.

>>149918773
OwO

Easily Verosika's sexiest outfit. I hope she wears it more often.

>>149919716
Needs a tail bulge

>>149919716
Id buttfuck that in the pussy, if you know what I'm saying

>>149912892
more suffering, not enough loving hell(hounds)

>>149919716
Imagine that pose as one finger is being rubbed in her belly?

>>149919716
>>149919754
Lovely belly needs more jiggle.

All this talk of HellHounds what about the Hellcats?

>>149920045
Do hellcats even feature as prominently as hellhounds?

>>149920045
I bet he drives one.

>>149903376 (OP)
>What the fuck is his problem
his show has shitty viewcounts that morons keep trying to deflect away from.

>>149914473
>telling people who want to fuck the hellhound that they're going to hell

>>149919754
>still no clean version of over you
FUCK YOU VIVZIE

>>149919716
>>149919754
i want to do nasty things to that belly and tail

>>149920417
>*throbthrob*
>*squirt!*

>>149920449
>"Hey, quit messing with the tomatoes. We need those for the salad bar."

>>149920449
Blitzo just couldn't handle the entire thing down his gay throat

>>149920544
To be fair it's a pretty meaty tail.

>>149919852
More suffering? Well, if you insist.

>>149920511
kek

>>149920630
no wait that's not what I meant

>>149919754
Why are her tits so small

>>149920970
it's very tight. another outfit shows they're quite big

>>149903376 (OP)
He's a poorly written edgelord in a terrible cartoon.

>>149915112
>>149916135
>>149916962
>Hell's version of "It's just a phase DAD" is becoming a Heavenboo

pure sex

>>149920013
t.

Antiquing!

Verosika is for Nymo

>>149921530
His fallen exorcist gf is not gonna like her making moves on her man

>>149903376 (OP)
The poor fujoshi's Bojack Horseman

>>149909279
>Hellaverse fans when the evil demons from Hell act like evil demons from Hell

>>149911789
>Via
>Not Tavi

>>149921269
is there any more art of older octavia

>>149922347
you know not what you ask

>>149922347
i got some from other artists

>>149922347
i think this is about it

Official Agent One's Dad
>Pretty dismissive of his son. Believe he's wasting his time, life and not caring for his family or himself
>It's unknown if he really cares about One or not, even If One could tell his dad about DHORKS and it's role in the world it's highly unlikely it would change anything
Based and/or similar to: Robert Pataki or to the more extreme end "The Happy Merchant" and Watto. Basically stereotypical salesman or stereotypical jew.

Thread Canon Agent One's Dad(Ben)
>Formerly a DHORK Agent himself he grew distant from the agency and became regretful he couldn't be there for Ben's life when Ben was growing up and thinks Ben is to flamboyant or to feminine at times.
>Nevertheless while he wants to enjoy his semi-retirement in peace he is willing to help Ben when he needs help even if it means he is working with DHORKS again.
Based and/or similar Samuel Axe from Burn Notice.

Green Canon Agent One's Dad(Jericho)
>Head of DHORKs. Very proud of and loves Jericho even personally trained him when he joined the agency and once he fully retires wants Jericho to take his place as the Head of DHORKS
>Although he understand Jericho's jadedness at times, he knows all to well it's sadly part of the job.
Based and/or similar to: Bob Hauk, Allan Quatermain, Agent K.

>>149922347
Yes

>>149922560
>Official Agent One is Jewish according to Viv
>Threadcanon GreenCanon separate

I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about

>>149922437
>>149922457
>>149922478
>>149922593
I honestly think Octavia is the most attractive character from either of these shit shows.

>>149922746
She is, but she is also the only one who deserves a good ending. Pretty much every other character is a murderer or a cheater or some flavor or scumbag/trash, they are all awful, selfish people
Octavia's only sin is having been born in hell

mickeyverse has an adult via since it takes place 20 years in the future

>>149922995
Why does she look like a hobo?

>>149923018
to match with her sister and be a rebel
cuz ain't no way she gonna support a system like the goetia by taking part in it, not after what she learns what her father went through
sure she gets her magic but that's all she'd ever want from that

If I were Nymo the most disconcerting thing about this wouldn't be the beak or the feathers, it'd be the fact that as a bird I literally wouldn't have a dick anymore. Man was not meant to be reduced to cloaca.

>>149923811
You forget, he's a Cambion halfbreed, he's still got his dick and balls. They're just more, feathery.

>>149923949
You're probably right but it would be funnier if awakening his goetia blood/taking the disguise off resulted in him being de-dicked.

>>149922725
Sorry for the late reply
but the reason Thread and Green One are separate is mainly how the Thread/Fic's One is compared to mainly my greens version of One and others serious takes on One
You could call it shilling but I think some other Anons like it or at least picked it up
>>149923090
Not bad I prefer you when you aren't doing FatFuckery there Fred
>>149922748
Need more depictions of Octavia and Stella bonding, its cute

>Nymo's name spelled backwards is Omyn
>pronounced Omen
Bros... our boy is the antichrist.

>Anon and Loona get into a practically irreparable fight and separation
>Anon is utterly distraught and isn’t coping well
>seeks out Valerie for comfort

>>149924786
Bald sootrat hands typed this post.

>>149924786
Just say you wanna fuck the prostitute succubus, anon.

>>149903661
Ever meet a person with mommy/daddy issues? They're all typically complete gooners/fuck boys/sluts/sex pests/whatever because they turn the bedroom into a place to receive the validation they never got as a kid.
That's what mommy/daddy issues are at their core.
The figure who was supposed to build up self-esteem and teach proper impulse control instead deciding to neglect or exert control over you making you miss the window to develop into a healthy person

>>149924840
>>149924893
>he tells her to disguise herself as Loona

I love Mammon.

>>149924948
FemMammon right?

>>149925005
I would have said fem mammon instead if I meant that.

>>149924926
You're trying too hard, buckaroo.

>>149925086
>"You look like a total dork right now."
>"Says the dipshit with the gay hellhound mag."
>"Fuck off, I should report you for libel."
>"You gonna take the pic or not?"

>>149924948
based

>>149925142
Got any more pics of him?

>>149925188
Not nearly as many pics as I should

>>149925361
He cute.

ew

So what exactly is the relationship between Stella and Nymo like? I imagine there would be some heavy one sided animosity at the beginning but does Nymo eventually warm up to his long lost mother?

>>149925472
>Taking Strika to a gun show.
>She's like a kid in a candy store.
>Of course the vintage/old guns catch her eye the most. A cowgirl at heart
>She's close to you and enjoying her time but a bit nervous because she's still getting used to having a boyfriend.
>You two could have sworn you saw Miller and Moxanne a couple of times.

What your all time favorite greentexts?
My is the farmanon x FEMstolas

>>149925519
>I imagine there would be some heavy one sided animosity at the beginning but does Nymo eventually warm up to his long lost mother?
You know I'm not really sure. It really depends on Stella and I imagine she might shower him with tons of affection to make up for lost time but he might find it smothering. Kind of like how Stolas' idea of bonding with Octavia was taking her to an amusement park she hasn't liked since she was a kid, don't you think Stella might get wrapped up in doting on him, pushing him to learn all this royal stuff at lightspeed and treating him like a novelty to the point Nymo might feel like she's not even trying to get to know him?
I wonder what conclusion Nymo will reach regarding the family drama with Stolas and Blitzo, considering he'd hear Stella's side first. Would he eventually sniff out the bullshit? Don't get me wrong, Stella is in the right on a lot of it but she'd definitely be very self serving in recounting what happened.

>>149924348
>Sorry for the late reply
>but the reason Thread and Green One are separate is mainly how the Thread/Fic's One is compared to mainly my greens version of One and others serious takes on One

Sure. I'm pretty sure Ben is the only Agent One that's Jewish and most of the stuff have his parents as immigrants. We don't know much about canon Agent One other than

>he thought sending kids through a portal was a good idea and didn't see it as morally reprehensible
>he unashamedly wore a fursuit
>he doesn't know how much a peso is

With the exception of intentionally putting kids in harm's way these are all things Ben would do. Maybe you could argue that in Viv's mind he's secretly trans or has a fetish whereas Ben is more like Bobby Hill.

>You could call it shilling but I think some other Anons like it or at least picked it up

We're in a Viv thread, everything here is cringe.

What is your all time favorite greentexts?
My gotta be the farmanon x FEMstolas one

>>149926041
That Bounty Hunter AnonxOctavia one was great.
As for Greens I've wrote I think this one is still my favorite, sorry to shill.

>>149926085
>Nymo might feel like she's not even trying to get to know him?
He could probably sit down with her over some tea and tell her he actually wants to get to know her and vice versa. Get her to understand she completely fucked his worldview and life and he needs to adjust, but he doesn't want to lose her either.
>I wonder what conclusion Nymo will reach regarding the family drama with Stolas and Blitzo
Being the Christian anomaly he is, he'd tell her she needs to forgive the owl man. Forgive him but don't forget what he did. Stella would promptly start yelling at him on how could she ever forgive that imp fucker?! To which Nymo would have to explain why it's better to let go and stop obsessing over it.

>>149903376 (OP)
This show is gay and retarded

>>149926364
We know

>>149926364
No shit, we hate our own show.

>>149903376 (OP)
He didnt seem like a insuferable faggot in the pilot episode. Show went shit and so did his character

>>149922347
Antagonist Adult Via just feels right.

>>149919716
Can we like Verosika without fatfags and homos ruining it?

>loona and Octavia are just doing some stargazing
How cute

>>149926586
Why go for the succubus when you have Mayberry or Roxanne the demon mother
I ain't a fatfag I just think this pic is cute

>>149926586
Got a problem with eating weiners anon?

>>149926624
Nice

>>149926660
>why go for the succubus
I can hear /x/ hurling slurs at you for even asking this.

>>149926749
I'll grab a pen and paper then

>>149926811
Please do not fatten my dear Demon Mama.

>>149903376 (OP)
I cant believe I watched this shit. I feel genuinely embarrassed every time I see anything related to it now
The worst part is I still think Blitzo and Stolas are cute

>>149926239
this one

>>149925900
I can't get over 'strika', I always just think of the 'cracker is our word, you can say cracka' thing

there are no heterosexual males who like this show

>>149926881
I'm not a fatfag nor Fred
I'm a StellaFag

>>149926935
True

>>149922922
What did Charlie and the good angels do?

>>149926995
Lesbianism

>>149924948
There's this female artist who really into mammon and her art is honestly good
she also makes diaper art with him

>>149926997
Touche

>>149926997
Emily isn't gay.

>>149926239
When we were discussing giving Moxxie a rival from his past.

>>149927042
Yet

>>149927017
>Good Artstyle
>Wasted on THAT fetish

>>149927042
>>149927103
>"Yeah I'm gay. Gay for that human dick, come here!"

>>149926239
And then... The Salsa incident...

So hell is supposed to be scary in HB right? I feel any old human could walk on in since it's basically red detroit.

>>149927042
True. She's retarded.

>>149927194
Sinners seem to acclimate really quickly

>>149927184
>The Salsa incident
We forgetting this classic?

>>149927194
Yeah if you know how, you can just open a portal, walk in and grab an imp to bring back. I've got 3 so far and no one's stopped me yet.

>>149927238
Certified kek classic.

>>149927322
>Certified kek classic.

It's only Blitzo getting cucked so it's ok. M&M had a threeway.

>>149927197
She's a little goofball
>"Emily, where did you get those?"
>Emily eating cotton candy, holding a stuffed bear and wearing a propeller cap
>"A county fair"
>"With the human again?"
>Emily nods happily
>"I never gave you permission to leave. Who did instead?"
>Adam sneaks by holding a bucket of fried chicken and Lute holding a giant stuffed animal

>>149927373
Cute!

>>149927373
Adorable.
>This is the Guardian Angel Emily where shes nice and silly.
>She goes down to Heaven occasionally and has fun.
>Around and during Halloween, she can lift her veil of invisibility and walk around without an eye being batted her way.
>Its the Halloween Faire!
Other anons contribute to this I need feel good greentexts.

>>149927389
She may be retarded like Charlie
but She's cute like Pilot Charlie

>>149903376 (OP)
Narcissism. Lack of respect for boundaries.

>>149927184
>leviathan has the biology of multiple different sea creatures across various phylum
>knock up Leviathan multiple times
>she goes giant form when it's salsa time
>open a seafood/sushi restaurant

>Emily puts on her favorite musical(Its either Matilda, Oliver, The Lion King, Annie, or The Sound of Music).
>You two are at home so its okay that she'll suddenly get up and sing her favorite songs in the middle of the living room, dancing in time with the song because she loves it so much.
>She encourages you to get up and dance with her, even sing despite not maybe knowing the words.
>Its just a grand old time, because shes laughing and having fun.
>When the day is over and she has to return to Heaven, she gives you a hug that washes away all worry and emotional/mental woe you might've been feeling that day, bleeding over into the next because her divine hugs are just that great.

>>149924462
What?
No, that cannot be...
The antichrist is supposed to be satan's son, not some random human dude's, right?

>>149927806
Its gotta be the Devil's son. We've already established that Lucifer is the devil, so technically as the firstborn child, Charlie is the Anti-Christ.
This is why Charlie must never set foot on Earth, and why she needs to be dealt with.

Permamently.

>>149927428
>While the costume she brought was half-baked and she wore no disguise she didn't need it as during this night she can blend in easily.
>She looks around fascinated by people's costumes, to little toddlers in silly animals suits, to men dressed like characters from movies of various genres and women dressing rather scandalous
>She finally meets you, dressed for Halloween and greets you with a hug
>You guide her around the fair.
>Taking part in the amenities such as the snacks. She really enjoyed the cotton candy and the hot chocolate.
>To the petting zoo, she got to pet baby goats which she very much enjoyed. She always did love animals.
>To the games, when she came across the shooting gallery one prize caught her eye. A stuffed rabbit, she wants it but when she takes an attempt at the shooting gallery
>She fails badly, doesn't even hit one target. She looks sad even almost teary eyed.
>You pat her head and you give a shot at it
>She's amazed at your skill with the air gun, growing up in a rural area has its benefits
>When the gentlemen behind the counter gives you the stuffed bunny and you turn to give it to Emily
>She's jumping up and down, hugging you with a squee "Thank you! Thank you!"
>You look at her and she looks at you
>The excitement and love you both feel makes you forget that she's your personal guardian angel.
>but It didn't matter regardless, she leans in as do you.
>As your lips make contact, the firework show begins. At least you two know where you're headed next.

>>149927806
>The antichrist is supposed to be satan's son, not some random human dude's, right?

AntiChrist as a specific entity instead of a name for false messiahs first appeared in the Odes of Solomon and Ascension of Isaiah where he was depicted as Nero raised from the dead by Satan not his kid. Origen was the guy who made him Satan's son.
Post Nicaea he's mostly just thinly veiled jabs at Ebionite and Arian Christians claiming that Jesus was only one of the Messiah/True Prophet's incarnations and Julian the Apostate. The first and last non-Christian Emperor after Constantine who actually did try to rebuild the Jerusalem Temple to refute Christianity.
It'd be completely possible for Nymo to be the potential anti-christ that would fill a major antagonistic role in revelations.

>>149927849
>Permamently

>>149928025
He is the Doom Guy, not the Grammar Guy

>>149928053
Doon Guy

>>149928094
Doon Goy

>>149928141
Doon gob

>>149926247
>That Bounty Hunter Anon x Octavia one was great.
sh-shut up. I almost want to do more.

>>149928174
Doob gob

>>149927979
>hell wants him dead because he may upend their power structures as they know it
>heaven wants him dead because he might bring about the apocalypse
Meanwhile he's literally just some guy.

>>149928192
>Meanwhile he's literally just some guy.

Reminds me of someone...

>>149928183
>sh-shut up. I almost want to do more.
No. It was great, better than greens I've done
I'm tempted to do more Solas(FemStolas) maybe with Agent One

>>149928241
Are his comics any good?

>>149928261
>Bounty Hunter Anon being groomed into the perfect husband/bodyguard/plaything that Octavia can love yet mold, both never able to return to theirtrue selves

or

>Octavia sees Bounty Hunter Anon as more than a pretty thing, and thus begins to be her true self again with the human’s help. They defy her mother and uncle and run away together being who they are at their core

which way octavia bros

>>149928456
Both

>>149928386
>Are his comics any good?

They start out insanely good but drop off in quality at the end. Hellboy in Hell, BPRD, and the other spin offs vary wildly in quality.

>>149920731
Freaky ahh inco

>>149928501
>Freaky ahh

>>149927806
Nymo could be Charlie's antithesis

Is Nymo our seasonal literally WHO?!?!?!

>>149928456
I wish I was Octavia's trophy husband.

>>149926239
https://files.catbox.moe/oskgvx.png

>>149909318
Did she get either Alastor, the People of Cannibal Town, I.M.P themselves, those Imps in Loo Loo Land stalking Stolas or the Exorcists to Kill Stolas for her?

>>149928941
I don't think Nymo and Charlie would be opposed to each other at least in theory

>>149928192
>Train in your mother's dark arts
>Follow Sera's instructions
>I just want to shitpost for God's sake

Cuddling Valerie.

>>149931147
>being this touchstarved

>>149931381
I'm not just touchstarved, I'm touch emaciated.

>>149912892
Peak. Poor Inco.

WTF THIS ISN'T LOOK LIKE RAINBOW

>>149928456
2

What's his synagogue service like?

Remember, Loona kicked a baby

>>149933738
It got better

>>149928456
The only answer is whatever makes Octavia the happiest.

>>149933760
Then where's the baby?

>>149933804
In your butt

>>149933638
>"Why do I have a synagogue?"

>"Oh that's for the punishing of the heretics at 3:30 p.m., my lord."

>"Will Jon Lovitz be there?"

>"I'm afraid he's still alive, sir."

>"Bastard."

Date with Satana!

>>149926364
No wonder you're here.

>>149934223
Pfft. Who'd wanna date her amirite?
Lord if only I could

>>149934512
I want her to break me.

>>149933804
Alright. Who’s got the stewie picture?

>>149912892
Kissing Loona's non-broken hand better.

>>149934512
>Satana and Lucyfer bring their respective human boyfriends on a double date

>>149933638
>What's his synagogue service like?

This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ0422eMiqg&list=PLFCl1uFfrVQw78y206KLUkEMv5EkQd2uB&index=7

>>149937173
What the FUCK is that link length

>>149936340
>Bel gets a schizo who can be a bit too close for comfort at times but Bel likes someone who cuddles her a lot, makes her sleep easier.
and
>Leviathan gets a level headed and a pragmatic man who helps balance out Levi's and Thea's constant headbutting.

I think Lucyfer would get an optimistic and humble man to contrast Lucyfer's blind pride and pessimism
>Taking Lucyfer to the Bass Pro Pyramid https://youtu.be/9JaW_qKLiO4

What kind of boyfriend would Satana would get?

>>149938316
A Yankee nerd.

>>149936340
I'd prefer Lucyfur thanks

Painting your dick to look like a rubber duck and having Lucy cover it in lipstick marks!

>>149903376 (OP)
He's just generally an asshole, and despite his backstory, there's really no reason for it.

I love my hellhound wife!

>>149938502
>It's movie night and Lucyfer picks the movies this time.
>Convoy and The Mighty Ducks.
>She doesn't like Hockey or Truck Driving.
>The Mighty Ducks is obvious to why she picked it and she picked Convoy because the protagonist CB handle is Rubber Duck.
>She strangely ends up liking both movies anyway, she cuddled you throughout both movies.

>>149938614
Anonymous...

Who the hell asked for this?

>>149938727
Me nigga

>>149938727
>Stella pin is stuck with Andre
Boo
>Tavi pin
Alright now I'm interested again.

>>149924912
i had a girl tell me about how much she loves anal sex in public for 15 minutes
i know it lasted 15 minutes because i was waiting for the train and staring at the clock counting down the next train
she was the definition of daddy issues, had bdp aswell. In all fairness her dad died when she was a toddler so it wasnt like she came from a shit family

>>149938751
No way you were sitting there going "man I want merch of my favorite characters as pirates"

>>149938727
Any Dhorks?

>>149938827
No.
https://sharkrobot.com/collections/helluva-boss?page=1

>>149938778
>No way you were sitting there going "man I want merch of my favorite characters as pirates"

>Landlubber hands typed this post

>>149938827
>>149938866
Expected but still unfortunate.

>>149938777
Okay, but did you fuck her in the ass

Okay, I do kind of like this one.

>>149938866
Her astrolabe is cute
I like that her and Stolas are the navigators on their respective ships

How would you run Helluva Boss as a ttrpg campaign? I don't know why but the pirate merch makes me think of it.

>>149939141
I was just having the same idea. Something you'd need to figure out would be the disparity of Sinners and Goetia compared to hellborn as they can't die from anything but angelic weaponry, or possibly certain demonic weapons such as the executioner's blade in Mastermind.
Plotlines could be figured out. Is it a bunch of sinners trying to find a way to escape hell? Are you all a gaggle of hell denizens that are trying to fuck up some BBEG that for some reason, the sins aren't caring for?
I think the setting can definitely lend itself to a TTRPG setting, moreso than others. I'm always attracted to systems with supernatural abilities combined with firearms and magic.

>>149939200
Adding to this, campaign idea from the Hazbin side could be to wage a war on heaven. Recent DOOM games can also have some inspiration.
>inb4 someone wants to play as doomguy

>>149939200
The immortality thing definitely needs to be figured out since it's inherently unbalanced, especially if it's a hitpoint system like DnD or something where you can accumulate injuries that take time to recover and get chopped up and whatnot. The latter system makes sinner's immortality less OP imo since they still heal at the same rate more or less. They just can't die so they're gonna end up with a LOT to slowly heal from if they get fucked up enough. Goetia heal instantly so idfk with them.

>>149938727
Booooo, I wanted slutty swimwear again.

>>149938727
I gotta wonder who can afford to buy all of this stuff and if by the end of both shows we'll have someone who has the world record for most hellverse items in the world

>>149938721
>>149938614
This is your wife?

>>149938727
Missed opportunity to have DHORKS and the Cherubs as Royal Navy themed

>>149939359
>and then Colin wakes up

>>149903376 (OP)
Rrrrrr matee, she's a butt pirate

>>149939529
Get it?

>>149939376
>>149938827
>>149938866

Did some abysmal arr of Pir-Privateer DHORKS.

>Royal Navy

Makes more sense

>>149939541
In all seriousness having Sallie not be a butt slut, feels stupid.

>>149939555
Neat, nice trips.

What kind of campaign would you come up with for IMP, Stolas and Octavia to play?

Not sure how canon a poster can be, but Octavia seems to hiding from her dad. Funny seeing Glutz and Glam flip the bird though.

>>149939555
I think One would be more of a John Paul Jones type

>>149939562
I think it's because they gave her a big dick

>>149939636
I'm actually not sure, but a pirate campaign mixed with some greek myth might be fun if it's set in the time with black powder (to satisfy Moxxie's gun autism).

Anon getting E1 in HILTLH(H)!

>>149940653
Well there has to be four endings thematically speaking. I wonder if Ficanon might do E4 for the canon ending and then write the other endings as bonus chapters?

>>149939555
Hey it's traditionalanon, haven't seen you in a bit. Good work mate.

>>149940688
but why tho

>>149940951
Why not

>>149940993
writing four endings sounds like a pain in the ass

>>149941229
True I guess he'll just have to write E4 then

>>149940993
It wouldn’t be just 4 endings. It would be 4 variations of the story and different playouts and divergences of events.
>Loona not going after Anon in the drug den
>Anon not taking Loona’s olive branch extension
>Anon giving into Valerie
>Anon accidentally killing Valerie

>>149939598
>>149940886
Thanks. Glad my debased scribbling brings somebody joy.

>>149939739
>I think One would be more of a John Paul Jones type

Yeah I'll get around to doing an alt version with Navy Agent One and possibly Sinner!Two. I was going for Dutch privateers which also works really well for them.

>>149941520
Touche.

>Anon and Loona are very bored at work
>pretty much inventing office games to do at this point to pass the time

Why does Chaz keep getting merch when he was in one episode and has been fucking dead for years

>>149941889
>For the last time, me sitting on your face is not a game anon

>>149941945
Very similar to Barbie, Vasago, and Sallie Mae, merch made so they have a rep for a certain orientation

>>149941976
Shitzo already has the slimy pansexual trash goblin demographic covered though

>>149942009
I guess he's just not slimy enough
Still I don't know anyone who likes Chaz unless he's genderbent

>>149941976
>Barbie
I mean she's kind of important because she did get mentioned earlier. And there was a sort of mystery.
>Vasago
This one got. He just part speaks spanish and that's supposed to be his personality. Even in context of the episode it's never explained why he so on Stolas side

>Sallie Mae, merch made so they
Well they tried to make her more of a thing. At least she got another short.

>>149942021
I did when I was going through a homo phase. I fixed it though.

>>149942067
>her
>she
Come on now

>>149942097
Yeah yeah I know

>>149941889
>Playing darts with office pencils.
>Butt photos on the copy machine.
>Twister in the canteen.

>>149941889
>Anon decides to give Loona back scratches during slow hours.
>Loona liked the back scratches. She really liked back scratches, sometime she'd ask "Lower~".
>but They had to stop because Loona moaned when Anon went too low. The look on Blitzo's face was worth it at least.
>Anon switched to petting Loona instead, It's a fine alternative.

>>149942114
Get out.

I want Stolas and Blitzo to get De-Aged into children via magic and start fooling around with eachother to the disgust of everyone else. Only for Blitzo and Stolas to reason that it's okay since they're both kids.

>Anon and Loona watching a movie while sharing animal crackers
I wonder how Blitzo is gonna react when they eventually get together.

>>149904198
>soot rat
a fine addition to my fictional slur collection

>>149942659
Those aren't cookies

>>149942659
He'd hate it and be weary of Anon but seeing Loona happy when she's with Anon would stop him.

>>149942708
Loona really wants to tell him, but she's also really curious as to what'll happen.
>nothing, he just gets violently ill
>hellhound biscuits are notoriously low quality and stuffed with fillers since hellhounds have iron stomachs

>>149941524
Second alt. I have rough lines, a shit camera and I struggle with Vivziepop's stickman anatomy.

>They aren't stranded except career wise
>They're watching a fort the navy doesn't give a fuck about
>1st and 2nd officer respectively because they're the only military personnel there

>>149942898
Nice

>>149942898
>sinner two
Cute. Very nice.

>>149941524
You need an art tablet my dude, I feel you would do very well in the digital field.

>>149942999
I'm poor. Those cost money.

>>149943098
I have an old one. If I could, I'd send it to you. I've no more use for it.

>>149943110
Nah its good. I actually might have one somewhere. I'm planning on just spending a month working nonstop on my art.

>>149942957
She's great. I'm both happy and upset that Viv doesn't care about them. They'd make a great show on their own in a more interesting setting. Like imagine them as BPRD Agents who somehow always come out on top in spite of themselves.

>>149943229
>I'm planning on just spending a month working nonstop on my art.
Remember to stretch and not strain your hand and whatnot too hard
>They'd make a great show on their own in a more interesting setting. Like imagine them as BPRD Agents who somehow always come out on top in spite of themselves.
Yeah it could be good if we got a different showrunner for it.

>>149942800
>In another timeline he grows a bitchin' beard and some chest hair thanks to hell pharma being wacky shit.
>Loona may or may not get turned on by this.

>>149943283
I actually wonder about that. I think hellhounds may actually like less hair since it's more novel. I mean, they're convered in hair all the time. She might like being able to touch (you) without any fur or hair in the way. Either that or she likes hair because it makes it less weird for her, who knows.

>>149943229
>A month nonstop.
I wish you all the best my friend, all the best. Don't just stay your time in our threads, go forth and see others as well, expand your rapport with the others.

>>149943353
Yeah, fair deuce.

One day Anon will have this. What a lucky guy.

>>149943353
Which is why if a human were to find himself in hell, He'd be seen at worst as an exotic good to at best a special love.
>Humans are given the nickname smoothies or milkshakes because of their smooth skin, milkshake for humans with more rougher skin.
Hell An IMP style organization could pop up but instead of killing people, they kidnap them. As some sort of mail-order groom service.

>>149903376 (OP)
Genuinely hoping against hope that Blitzo and his toadies end up killed off by the many enemies they have made. Seriously its bullshit that Blitzo and his friends are "safe" when they got....

Imp mafia
Mercenaries like Striker
Immoral Sinners
Ars Goetia
Some of the Deadly Sins

Gunning after them. Its nonsense that Blitzo can survive any of this. And before you say "Bee and Ozzie have Blitzo's back" did you see the trial scene? The Ars Goetia gave no fucks about Bee and Ozzie wanting to hear evidence against Blitzo. They want him dead because they want him dead and Bee could not stop them. She ranks higher than them and could not indiminate them. Blitzo and his friends need to suffer and be killed. Bonus if its Octavia who does it because that girl deserves revenge on those ruffians who uprooted her life.

>>149944174
This you?

>>149942787
That's not the way Blitzo operates and you know it. Blitzo saw that Mr. Rogers guy be good to orphans and Blitzo wanted to kill him even more he didn't care if he was legit and impressed Loona. Blitzo's stance is..

To make Loonie happy I shall KILL YOU!!!

Blitzo is THAT kind of hypocritical trash. He is scum like that. Even if we see Blitzo back off for anyone's benefit by now it would be out of character for him to pretend he's upstanding enough.

>>149944271
Yeah yeah hurry up and delete your posts already Mr. I wuv Kingdom Hearts, we've heard it all before.

>>149944249
What the fuck is up with filipinos?

>>149944299
Kingdom Hearts is trash and you will continue to deal with me so long as you keep talking about Helluva Shit. May you live a horrible life and may Hell be real so that when you die you suffer. And remember not even robots like you.

>>149944271
True but I don't think were going by official writing here.
If Blitzo were to harm or kill Anon, I doubt Moxxie or even Loona would go along with it. They might outright retaliate.
I doubt Millie would either and killing Loona's boyfriend would not sit well with her, she'd might warn Anon if she could not stop Blitzo.

>>149944332
Programmed into their bug DNA. It's why he keeps spamming the same talking points and self deleting. Literally can't help but do the same things over and over again.
>>149944362
Go to bed Jaun, you got school tomorrow.

>>149944387
You're talking to a schizo, my guy. He's just wasting posts and screen space. That said
>I doubt Moxxie or even Loona would go along with it.
Yeah no, by now I think all of I.M.P. would stop Blitzo from killing him. Anon might get a bullet in the head but he's a sinner, he'll be fine.

>>149944387
In fan fiction yes but in Viv's mean spirited writing? Blitzo can hurt anyone and get away with it. Right now I'm imagining exaggerated scenarios like Blitzo figures out Millie is pregnant and to help her he starts intentionally punching her stomach to give her a miscarriage. Moxxie finds out and Millie DEFENDS Blitzo's actions. You know writing like THAT. This is what I expect from this show because this is the tone it chooses.

Too late to switch that up. If Viv tries to change the themes and writing style its too late because no one in the audience would take it seriously.

Why can't we have funny schizos.

>>149944388
Right because you people come up with unique discussions like Sex With Loona and Sex With Loona and don't forget Sex With Loona. Fuck you. These threads are rehashed trite.

>>149944503
He was seething over The Bad Guys 2 not too long ago cause a wolf and fox getting together is "race mixing", that's pretty funny.
>>149944504
>These threads are rehashed trite.
And yet you will never be a janny so instead you seethe impotently. Don't expect another (you) from me.

>>149944503
Schizos are never funny, anon.
Just gibbering madmen who slap and scream and shout from behind their keyboards. Desperate for any kind of contact.

>>149944468
>Viv tries to change the themes and writing style
You think she won't? She's done it before

>>149944565
I wanna see him get into an argument with Stolasfag, I bet it'd be funny.

>>149903376 (OP)
Someone ate all his pecan candies.

>>149944592
Pecan sandies*

>>149944592
>oh my god
>these chocodiles
>these chocodiles, Loona
>oh my god
>these chocodiles
>oh my god

I do love me some pirates

>>149944387
And that's assuming Anon wouldn't just wriggle Blitzo's scrawny neck.

>>149939300
"I do not expect you to die. But there is something exquisitely humiliating in the agony of a hobbled immortal. Don't you think?"

>>149944588
Add Looxie schizo

>>149942787
he'd be a really petty asshole at the beginning because he'd refuse to believe anyone but him could make Loona happy, cause he's desparate to keep the source of what he sees as unconditional love
he'd do everything and anything to make Anon annoyed and angry, and when Anon snaps at him would try to use it as a "gotcha" and that he isn't doing it for Loona
it'd take Loona either figuratively or literally kicking his shit in and telling him to back off that he'd actually let them actually just enjoy being together without interfering

>>149945555
The dubs and quads speaketh
>>149945617
Very likely, though If Loona told him to fuck off and said Anon does in fact make her happy
Do you think Blitzo would change even slightly, would he double down or just stay quiet around Anon and just resent him.

>>149944503
If you want some schizo shait I wrote at some point this piece about Angel. It's him watching Fantasia and having some flashbacks to his life on earth. Came to me as I was thinking of Angel being from 40s and how he would watch that movie during that time period. It's based on my personal version of Angel who is far more mentally unstable and his father and brother are not just straight up evil as I am 100% sure will be the case in the actual show. 1/4

>>149945744
3/4

>>149945749
Final one. I felt like this adds well to the feeling of despair and loss with Angel and Sinners overall. All the things they lost and wish they had again, but their choices damned them seemingly forever. No matter how much they regret and yearn for what they lost.

creature

>>149947018
Deserving of head pats and genuine affection. Gosh I love Loona

>>149945756
Not even a big angel fan but this was a nice read.
Does Viv have any of her characters lament the previous lives or are they too preoccupied with their debauchery?

>>149947055
Me too Anon

>>149947672
She doesn't REALLY explore any of that. Husk and Angel scene was the closest moment we got to them discussing it, but they never did.
We know in season 2 there will be a scene like that, but from what I see it's over something dumb that makes the character "Actually super innocent and sweet love them PLEASE! They in hell because they SAD!!!". I hate it.

Satan does look cool though. 10/10 would fight him in Dantes Inferno.

>>149948615
You just want him in that game cause his dick would be flopping around

>>149948761
Exactly. I could run up to it and beat it with my cross until his balls explode.

>>149948770
Each testicle has its own health bar.

>>149948801
>Satan and Lucifer are tied together.
>Every time he feels a silver cross stab his ballsack, Lucifer winces in pain.
>He thinks his ducks will save him.
>Distract him.
>No.

>>149945023
>>149939668
>Apprentice/Warlock Anon and Sinner Anon join the pirate funtimes, maybe it's all a dream or some shit
>What do they do? Whose ships do they join?

Hell doesn't have any oceans, does it? I bet if (you) took your love interest out on a boat it'd blow their minds.

>>149949068
It has blood... Oceans...

>>149939507
Oh, shut YOU DEMON LOVING NIGGER mouth

>>149948879
>>Apprentice/Warlock Anon and Sinner Anon join the pirate funtimes, maybe it's all a dream or some shit
>>What do they do? Whose ships do they join?

Sinner Anon
>Thinks it's completely gay
>refers to Stolas and Blitzo as Butt Pirates
>joins Crimson's crew because it's the most normal and filled with people who are doing the least amount of larping
>still hangs out with Loona
>shockingly good at the whole pirate thing

Apprentice Anon
>just tags along with Stolas
>constantly questioning what the fuck is going on
>starts to enjoy himself and gets into the swashbuckling before stopping himself in sheer self aware embarrassment

>>149949567
Hoot Anon
>has his own zimbabwe pirate ship

>>149949551
>t.

>>149949567
No way Sinner Anon is joining Crimson lol, he'd join I.M.P. to be with his coworkers and Loona.

Lust is rainy because Envy is above it and it leaks, right? I hope it's got shark pirates.

>>149949657
Call me a schizo, you're a furry loving this safe edgy crap

>>149950433
And you're a furry self inserting as a sheep midget

>>149927238
>Blitzo looks around the room, his mouth agape.
>literally everyone he knows takes or has taken human dick
>"AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THIS FUCKING TOWN WHO'S NOT TAKEN HUMAN DICK?"
>A gentle, warm and smooth hand sets itself on Blitzo's shoulder, he turns around, whipping his pistol, met with Anon's blank, featureless green face.
>"That can yet be fixed"
>the sounds of a belt being undone and a pair of trousers and underwear dropping to the floor, Anon's cock, erect and at Blitzo's eye level
>"It ain't gonna suck itself, you know what to do."

>>149949657
based and TempleOSpilled

>>149945555
>checked
Looxxie Schizo has his moments but it seems like he's chilled out some thankfully

>>149938727
>more merchandise
>it's just more generic image-paste t-shirts, pins and posters and mugs and pieces of plastic
I can only imagine that unironic normie NPCs buy this shit because I don't see the appeal.

>>149950949
I work in a lil shop in town and theres a semi-regular group that comes in. College kids, early college by the looks of it. Autistic to the nth degree, and they almost all wear Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, or Amazing Digital Circus merch. One asked me how I felt about the show. Told em it was alright and they just went on, and on, and on about how Husk was the greatest and how Angel Dust and Blitzo were "Cinnabuns".

Told her I liked Adam and Sir Pentious, and she just stared at me like I took a dump on her dog.

>>149951048
Yeah, either NPCs or giga autist consoomers. One time I was stopped at a red light in my car and saw some teen walking down the street in a Moxxie shirt. Made me double-take and then cringe.

>>149951146
I saw a little girl with a bootleg Angel Dust and Pomni plushie in her bookbag. She said they were "best friends". Never have I wished to be blind and deaf then in that moment.

>>149945756
Both insanely beautiful and insanely tragic. It's always great to see the humanity in bad people without excusing their bad actions.

>>149947672
>Does Viv have any of her characters lament the previous lives or are they too preoccupied with their debauchery?

Vivziepop almost worships status and debauchery and dislikes moderation and self sacrifice. And I'm not saying that in a 'she's a secret nwo satanist plant' way. She consistently glamorizes the mob boss, crime kingpin, drugged up popstar lifestyle while implying their only problems are they aren't sensitive enough to their fuck up friends who wronged them in ways she/Brandon have wronged them.
It's why she has good sins, and stable healthy Goetia and can't fully commit to making hell full dystopian. Because if they were not good people then she'd make the viewers hesitant about enjoyment of Bee's awesome parties or Ozzie's fun sex club.

>>149951177
Angel Dust wouldn't be best friends with Pomni because he'd be best friends with Zooble for about ten seconds until Caine abstracts from Angel being horny enough to break his no-sex rule.

>>149951415
>It's why she has good sins, and stable healthy Goetia and can't fully commit to making hell full dystopian. Because if they were not good people then she'd make the viewers hesitant about enjoyment of Bee's awesome parties or Ozzie's fun sex club.
It would have been better for her to just use pagan mythology since it doesn't come loaded with the thematic implications that demons that are evil by definition have.

>>149939529
>she

>>149951626
>It would have been better for her to just use pagan mythology since it doesn't come loaded with the thematic implications that demons that are evil by definition have.

That won't help as much as you think it would. Vivziepop likes powerful glamorous 'bad boys/girls' who are 'only reacting to the world around them. To make sure they have trauma and society as excuses she makes society dystopian. The problem is that she'll give the same treatment to the people running the society.

mickeyverse clown

>>149952727
A kyoot...

>>149949567
>Apprentice Anon
>For Bee, it's On Fucking Sight when she spots him
>Unsure if power levels have changed in this scenario but she's still got four arms
IMAGINE having to defend yourself against Pirate Bee. Would you be able?

>>149951689
>That won't help as much as you think it would.
NTA but I think it would
Greek, Norse, Cletic, and Egyptian mythology has had a lot of interpretation over the years with it's gods and monsters over the centauries that one can make them as good, evil, or morally ambiguous as you'd want them to be

>>149952887
>>Unsure if power levels have changed in this scenario but she's still got four arms
>IMAGINE having to defend yourself against Pirate Bee. Would you be able?

>Power levels for the sins are lower because like Poseidon, or Calypso or some other pagan sea gods call the shots
>Bee and the sins are just skilled pirates and in some cases expert sorcerers
>but they're mortal beings that can be killed and injured with enough weapons and luck

Individually? No, but with the help of his crew including Stolas he might have a shot.

The hostile Bee got me thinking

>people thought anon and bee would be friends
>that still happens because Bee is bipolar as fuck
>after a few tests she decides he's her best friend for some reason
>Anon has to go along with her because if he doesn't it's possible she'd snap and kill him
>Bee is either oblivious to this fact or doesn't care

>>149950472
I don't self insert, I feel bad for the characters from Heaven, for being in these trash that are basically ''The Devil is the Good Guy'' retarded reddit meme becoming shows, and Vivzie using them to torture the Biblical characters and the OC from Heaven by drowning them in a bath tub full of shit, blood, piss and puke, also that happens as well with the human characters, being treated like ass as well, if not worse,

But the demon who are the rapists, killers, cannibals, mobsters, hitmen and evil cult leaders, they get fujoshi bullshit(Stolas and Blitz), ideal faggot life(Fizz and Asmodeus), fucking Cotton candy sparkle dog Kesha, having Big Pharma all for her lazy ass(Belphagor, being the Twink King and Bitch Queen of Hell(Lucifer and Lilith)

Although even some of the characters from Hell are treated like shit, like Stella and Octavia, also Mammon

My point is that the characters from Heaven should get a fucking chance for once and get to nuke Vivzie's Faggyfornian Hell

>>149953194
And I think you should accept that Kingdom Hearts isn't that good.

>>149953271
What are you talking about?

>>149950949
I saw a guy wear a loona shirt in the mall. And girl wear a hazbin hotel shirt

What if Leviathan was Nymo's gf?

>>149953790
I don't think he'd be interested in dating a sin. Maybe a sinner if they were less horrible. I'm sure he'd want someone who can be around as long as he is at least.

>>149953790
>>149953890
I thought his GF was a fallen Exorcist, like Vaggie?

>>149951415
I want to come back to my fic where I want to explore Angel alongside Moxxie. It will be fun as I have also my version of Moxxie's family there (as Moxxie was abandoned by their father when he was a baby). Where he has a sister who is a hotheaded psycho named Iona (but also has lots of intelligence and sometimes empathy), a very strange brother named Doric who is behind many layers of subterfuge, never showing his face besides to very few and is always in company of a large imp brute named Tuscan and his father Corinthian or Corin. Pillar themed Crime Family who's main members are made out of stone skinned imps. Moxxie was abandoned partially because he lacked it.

A story where Moxxie and Angel are dragged into a world where Angel's family fight for influence with Moxxie's biological one. Where everything is deeply complicated and Angel himself is deeply unstable individual as well.

>>149954066
I liked that idea a lot, it's cute and gives him and Charlie something in common... which makes me wonder, what would he and Charlie think of each other?

>>149953061
Gimme characters and their Pirate Classes in this scenario...
Or however they'd fight
Like
>Apprentice Anon: Sword & Sorcery
>Stolas: Pure Sorcery
>Sinner Anon: Swords and Guns

>>149905691
third

>>149944503
Because I have a shitty sense of humor, okay?

>>149945555
>>149950941
It is fruitless to argue with people who are unwilling to change their minds. And I'm not just referring to the other schizos.

>>149949657
Didn't expect to see a Terry post here.

>>149949068
Has at least one. Envy is mostly or entirely one big ocean. Lust and Sloth might also have an ocean on a much smaller scale but that's just my guess based on how it rains in Lust while Sloth has numerous waterfalls.

How bad does she smell to be called "Lord of the Flies"?

>>149949068
>>149955291
Blitzo said in Spring Broken that the nearest ocean from Pride is three rings down, and it was confirmed that Greed has an ocean in Exes and Oohs. Makes sense, since Greed has a lot of sharks.

Envy for sure has an ocean. Maybe Sloth too.

>>149955291
>>149955674
So it's probably nothing new then. Damn, that would've been interesting.

>>149955674
>Maybe Sloth too.
I'm retarded. I meant Gluttony.

>>149955960
To be fair, I doubt any of the main characters have been on a boat. Maybe you could take (You)r love interest on a cruise ship in Gluttony, if it has an ocean, or even on Earth. Envy would probably kill you with the prices, and Greed's ocean is basically toxic sewage.

>>149953061
Hostile Bee... Bipolar Bee...
Is there any possible way of handling that situation properly?

>>149956504
Just don't do anything Solomon did and Anon should be okay

>>149956639
>"Hey, Bee, look at this cool ring I found between the couch cushions!"

I like to think Hootgame Anon and Bee would constantly get into shenanigans together because they share an autistic brain cell.

Salsa.

>>149957885
Not again.

>>149953061
Just give Bee weed. Like really strong weed. She'll mellow out.

>>149926239
The Veronika one was cute
I also liked the L.P one as wll

>>149953271
Whatever you say, nigga, whatever you say

>>149904198
He knows he is shitty, he says it, like he genuinely says it even in the fucking trailer for season 2
>"HELLO? EVERYONE'S SHITTY, WE ARE IN HELL"

>>149926239
any that involve anon x octavia and anon x loona

>>149915147
>>149915158
>>149915206
>>149915274

>>149921269
I still can't fathom how that design was wasted on someone's fetish.

>>149960264
It's such a shame too, it's a nice design.

>>149960264
>>149960334
You just gotta take the good with the bad

>>149961263
sex hair and bedroom eyes. it just werks.

>>149961298
She does look good with some ruffled feathers.

>>149961386
She looks how I feel.

>>149961813
>He wouldn't leave so I started spraying him with dirty, brown water. Sir.

Loona is not "cute". She's not a "heckin' pupper".
She's literally hellspawn.

>>149962023
Still would

>>149961813
The inevitable crossover

>>149960771
Y'know it could've been worst.
Couldve gotten the Sandy treatment.

>>149856523
Thanks, that was indeed quite a good read

>>149907982
>the Cain fic
i had to go check the archive and to my surprise, someone did post a Cain story
Here you go:
>https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/67189699

>>149949567
But what about Nymo?

>>149963112
Stuck with Stella and Andre unless he wants to find a way to hop ship to Octavia's I think.

Imagine complimenting Loona on new fits...

>>149963579
But that's her old fit, anon.

>>149963586
Outfit changes... styles... shush...

>>149963604
No u.

>>149963579
>“Hey, Anon. I’m thinking of dying my hair. What do you think?”

>if Anon had met her four years earlier
Or maybe she just wanted to try her old look out idk

>>149963050
>wont fuck the sheep
dropped

>>149903376 (OP)
Moxxie won't agree to the threesome

>>149964537
There's only one threesome Moxxie should partake in
Millie/Moxxie/Sallie

>>149964682
heheheh hey lois look i'm trans!

500th for Loona.

>>149953061
Would Bee text often, or something? Is there any way that you could make her LESS bipolar?

>>149962625
Anytime.

>>149964975
The absolute state of Anon

>>149963614
If Viv decides to make this shit canon I'm dropping this shitshow.

I swer 2 christ m8.

>>149965217
I think that'll be the tipping point for a lot of people. But hey, at least we'll have the fanfics. She's a poor man's Fang anyway, if only because there's no Snootgame equivalent for Loona.

Im gonna buttfuck Emberlynn.

>>149965311
Not before me

>>149965265
Don't insult my love of Loona

>>149965410
I love Loona. It's the ozempic-quaffing hutt and her treatment of Loona that I don't trust.

>>149965265
I'm just gonna rant a little, but making Loona's first relationship be with royalty or, God forbid, a polyship, would be absolutely retarded. A troubled and insecure person's first relationship being with a queen and/or a popstar's bodyguard? Recipe for disaster. Not to mention the power imbalance. Furthermore, Bee didn't even acknowledge Loona's presence in the trial, let alone protest against her being muzzled.

>>149914473
>Most of the people in this thread will spend an eternity burning in hellfire
Any being that burns people in never ending fire forever is a monster and is by definition evil. Why do you worship evil, anon?

>>149965692
m'lady

>>149965684
Wouldn't be the first time she carelessly slapped characters together for twitter points without considering the characters' personality and history or the implications. She did end up putying all the gays in hell after all.

>>149964975
>imagine the smell (perfect/heavenly)