Thread 149905541

CARTOON HITLER'S

>>149905541 (OP)
Would the Don Cheadle version of Captain Planet be able to turn him into a tree?

>>149905541 (OP)
3 piece.

>>149905541 (OP)
Reminder that this somehow aired on Cartoon Network without the censors realizing

>>149905541 (OP)
Cartoon Hitler's what? What belongs to cartoon Hitler? What does cartoon Hitler have? One cartoon ball?

>>149905676
Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket.
You're not helping anyone by being smarmy.

>>149906241
>filename
I think you meant HITLER WAS LITERALLY SATAN!!!!!

>>149905615
It's impossible to make Mussolini look bad

>>149906452
I think this is still the most serious depiction.

:3

>>149906612
>UwU am I kawaii Goebbels-chan
>F-fuhrer-sama...

>>149905541 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qeK5phOIXo8
Arnold’s grandpa canonically single-handedly defeated Hitler

>>149905578
Why the hell did that video blow up so hard? Was it because that period of internet was new to that style of humor and it hadn't become the reddit Rick and Morty subversion style of humor yet?

>merely looking at hitler makes captain planet shrivel in pain
How powerful was this man?

>>149906241
>Mussolini
Is that a wolfestein 3D reference?

>>149906909
Love how they get creative with the swastika armbands in most depictions

>>149907536
I hate that they need to

>>149906369
Think she left a little hitler stach on her pussy?

>>149907342
Captain Planet jobs at least once per episode before getting his second wind.

>>149907721
Could Captain Planet survive the gas chamber?

>>149906500
Yeah I remember thinking like
>why is savage calling hitler a "maniac"? Is he not substantially worse than him?

>>149908050
A surprising number of people survived the gas chambers

>>149905649
bro rigged the rubik cubes cuz he was angry at a robot child and later forced said robot child to work at the newspaper, where he exposes his crimes against humanity

>>149908211
But could Captain Planet survive the masturbation machine or the bear and eagle room?

>>149906327
He did that all himself.

>>149908224
it was not hitler who rigged the rubik cubes, it was the shitty devo twins
hitler did force him to work at the newspaper tho so you got that right

>>149906582
"I can guarentee freedon of speech, but not freedom after speech"
- someone in YouTube coment section

>>149907342
Hitler is powerfull enough to beat goku with just one hand
How do you think he survived all these assasination atempts from time travelers?

>Do you have any children Hitler?
>Nine

>>149907342
>takes over 10% of the Earth
>>149905615
Should have added Stalin

>>149908605
You know Stalin was enemies with Hitler, right?

>>149907342
Given Captain Planet is the epitome of Globalist Elitism, any Nationalist would probably be his weakness. After all, remember that the Earth's resources are limited, you do not need to have a big family, because ALL the world's people are your brothers and sisters.

>>149908462
Crazy how Joe went from making fun of people who hate jews to making fun of jews

>>149908734
A true comedian doesnt discriminate who he pokes fun at.

>>149908617
>You know Stalin was enemies with Hitler, right?
Yes but if we were in 1940 it might be different feeling. I mean they did carve up Poland and sent their own spheres up in Eastern Europe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German%E2%80%93Soviet_Axis_talks

>>149906327
I dunno he looks pretty bad if you flip him upside down

>>149905615
How interesting

>>149905541 (OP)
MYSTERY HITLAS

>>149908462
I MISS THE OLD JOE GRAN

BLONIC IS GOLD JOE GRAN

I HATE THE NEW JOE GRAN

THE ALWAYS RUDE JOE GRAN

THE BAD NEWS JOE GRAN

>>149905541 (OP)
Why did captain planet freak out about this?

>>149907349
I belive it was a Mister Freeze reference...for some reason.

>>149908288
the what?

My kind of thread

>>149908191
Savage 'simply' wanted to take over the world. Hitler had a whole bunch of schizo bullshit going on.

>>149905541 (OP)
Hola Señor Adolfo Infrarroyo.

>>149911862
Kinda love that smile here. So friendly and charming.

>>149908211
No, they didn't.

https://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2016/10/the-auschwitz-museums-instant.html

HITLER IS A STINKER! DOT'S NO MILITARY SECRET!!

Ya, everybody knows dat...

>>149913726
>The shower was a registration room
This seems like a severe stretch doesn't it?

>>149906369
>Mess with the cat and you get the claws!
>Yah, und mess with ze girl und you get ze HITLER!

>>149908211
>>149913726
The number of people that survived the holocaust increases every year.

Hitler is depicted as just being charismatic without the context of the conglomerates and tycoons, the rich, backing him and making him popular. They wanted him to use government to empower the private sector while taking out the unions and socialists.

>>149914285
>The Nazis were really capitalist!
>Please ignore that union membership was compulsory
>Please ignore the had full control of the economy and what goods it produced
What is this socialist cope?

>>149914285
>Hitler is depicted as just being charismatic without the context of the conglomerates and tycoons, the rich, backing him and making him popular. They wanted him to use government to empower the private sector while taking out the unions and socialists.
So like trump?

>>149908050
Sure, he can just moonwalk out

>>149905541 (OP)
Funniest Hitler coming through.
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Rulf_Br%C3%BCkmalleg

>>149914151
>The shower was a registration room
Not what was said, illiterate-anon.
The shower was part of the registration process. Every new person was required to take a shower on arrival to try to prevent the spread of typhus. Hitler put out orders demanding the death rates be reduced and found the deaths and spread of disease unacceptable. Zyklon B ended up being phased out in favour of microwave delousing machines for clothes later on in some places as an extra effort to try to combat it.
It's not like there was a guy in the shower filling out paperwork right there.

>>149914285
Yeah because that totally wasn't much easier under Weimar, right?
Touch grass.

>>149905541 (OP)
>DAS IST NON EINE BOOBY!!

>>149914285
Really makes you think huh

>>149911862
how my assigned FBI agent looks at me as he watches me type 'big boob blonde woman in leather ss outfit' into bing images

>>149914334
Rulf, more commonly known by his peers as "Crippler" or "Cripple Hitler" much to his annoyance is an antagonistic force at North Park Elementary. He is mostly known for his very strong views on society, and the oppression of crippled and disabled people by able bodied individuals. He holds the belief that crippled people are inherently superior to able bodied people, and that the world will only ever be at peace when all the able bodied people are removed from the picture. How exactly a world of only cripples would work is not exactly clear, and it is unknown if Rulf himself has even thought ahead that far. He is relatively popular with other SPED students who don't quite understand his world domination plans, and just tend to gravitate towards his charisma and leadership skills. However, he is often seen as a creepy nerd by most other non disabled students who are put off by his aggressive personality and hatred of the able bodied. He will often try to convince the more aware disabled kids to join his cause, especially Sid.

>>149914300
They were backed by tycoons and they got what they wanted. Union membership was a state approved and controlled union after nazi rule, the union that gave the rich trouble were dissolved.

>>149914304
Kind of. To his credit, his style leans more libertarian in a way that is unique to post-Reagan neoliberalism. But yes, it's guided by the elite, the billionaires.

>>149914366
It wasn't because Weimar had more socialists that actively press against the economic interests of conglomerates and tycoons.

>>149914304
>>149914397
>Trump is le hitler
How are people so historically inept and stupid?

>>149914426
>the union that gave the rich trouble were dissolved.
So basically every union? You do know socialism is just a monopoly with less steps right?

>>149914429
The rich using someone charismatic to get what they want really is a "muh both sides" situation, but when you get more specific, fascism better serves and protects their interests while socialism directly hurts their profits.

Um yes, in Captain Planet and the Planeteers' episode "A Good Bomb is Hard to Find" S06E05, we see Captain Planet throwing an atomic bomb into space. Yet we see it produce a mushroom cloud which is clearly indicative of a ground proximal atmospheric detonation. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is, uh, some sort of MAGIC bomb or something?
*scoffs*
Boy I sure hope somebody got fired for THAT blunder.

>>149908605
>Should have added Stalin
Please understand: contrary to what every general in WW2 believed, our politicians assured us that the Soviet Union was our Greatest Ally.

>>149914397
He’s still your president, libtard

>>149908191
He's calling him a maniac for wasting so many resources instead of performing an accurate utilitarian calculation of how to take over the world.

>>149914408
HELLO ED-BOYS!
I MUST KILL ALL THE JEWS WITH THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING!

HEIL

>>149906500
.......why go to the trouble of freezing him when you could just shoot him?

>>149914743
Because it's impossible for a time travel to kill Hitler.

>>149906909
No he didn't, you moron.
It was Goebbles

>>149914752
Nigga they were fighting back the D-Day landings with goddamn giant ass Flash Gordon tank wheels, we gave up on letting the timeline play out from second one

>>149913993
Is that Pierre Laval on the right? I

>>149914437
>taxing billionaires more is a monopoly
>worker and consumer protections are a monopoly
OK fag.

>>149906909
>>149914758
>It was Goebbles
Is such a good joke that no kid will get

>>149915027
As a kid who grew up into a history nerd, it's one of those rare jokes that only lands in retrospect

>>149905963
eh, to be frank firing a gun requires some modicum of strength, yes, even 9mm

>>149907253
What a gigachad

>>149913583
KORPPI ON OIKEUS

>>149915027
kek

>>149914304
>waaaahhhh literally hitler!
>but muh river to the sea though
>wear your mask and obey lockdown you insurrectionist!
>literally hitler bawww!
Fuck Palestine you woke chudshit. It's disgusting how you sociopaths lack any and all self-awareness.

>>149914426
>waaaaaahhhh the rich!
You know that your bolshevik bullshit is what made outsourcing and illegal immigration so rampant, right?

>>149914442
What's fucking disgusting is how you fat spoiled lefturds get fat and rich off of capitalism only to pull the ladder behind you and whore out to marxist socialism, while kicking everybody behind you in the chest as an "Uncle Tom sellout."

Fuck off to Venezuela or Zimbabwe if you love "tax the rich" so damn much. Hell, California and New York are already third-world shitholes, just like every place you evil miserable illiterates run into the fucking ground.

>>149914898
>hurr durr fag
>bawww muh pronouns muh trans-kids!
Good grief, you stupid cocksucking child-touchers can't resist self-contradicting yourselves for more than 5 seconds. A brick smashed against your rotted fetid brain would only improve your intellect at this point.

>>149915273
Soikeus on oikeus!

We need more Hitlers in our life.

>>149917079
Sole condition their ancestry goes to an island nation, where they are not more than a second generation immigrant, and their fifth great grandmothers are all reasonably native.

>>149914702
LMAO