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Anonymous No.149906304 >>149906320 >>149906405 >>149906448 >>149906780 >>149908577 >>149908813 >>149908994 >>149909266 >>149909314 >>149910494 >>149918155
β€œHA! HA! HA! Look at how STUPID this dinosaur show is! We’re SOOOO much better than it!”
Can you believe the ego of these whiny little bitches?
Anonymous No.149906320 >>149906345
>>149906304 (OP)
>BRONIES, THIS IS YOUR MINDSET!
Anonymous No.149906334 >>149906408 >>149906598
This is how you all talk about Caillou and Cocomelon btw
Anonymous No.149906345 >>149906367
>>149906320
>most /co/ users nowadays won’t even get the reference
Sad.
Anonymous No.149906367 >>149908832
>>149906345
Pretty sure the lee bot still appears once in a while
Anonymous No.149906404 >>149913819
I never got the Jerry Lewis jokes until years later. Still, he was funny.
Anonymous No.149906405
>>149906304 (OP)
Anonymous No.149906408
>>149906334
It's probably OP making those threads, too
Anonymous No.149906448 >>149906525 >>149908342 >>149908737
>>149906304 (OP)
Hating Barney was the thing to do; tons of shows did it. I think it was the way he talked combined with the constant songs that made it harder for adults to just tune it out when they're watching their kids.
Anonymous No.149906525 >>149910243
>>149906448
it's because gen x were intentionally edgy and tryhard. everything elder millennials learned was from gen x. they're the original edgelords.
Anonymous No.149906548 >>149906609 >>149906625
I remember 4-year-olds making edgy barney jokes when I was in preschool
Anonymous No.149906552 >>149906570
Time to join the Barney fandom!
Anonymous No.149906570
>>149906552

Barney Fan Club

1. Lee
2. OP
Anonymous No.149906575 >>149906646 >>149906650 >>149906674
JOY TO THE WORLD
THAT BARNEY'S DEAD
WE BARBEQUED HIS HEAD!
Anonymous No.149906598
>>149906334
>Caillou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-g4orPTYhY
Anonymous No.149906609 >>149906646 >>149906650 >>149906674 >>149908983
>>149906548
>Joy to the world, that Barney's dead, we barbecued his head!
>And what did we do with the body? We flushed it down the potty!
Haven't even heard a kid sing this in like 25 fucking years but it just instantly came back to me
Anonymous No.149906625 >>149906646 >>149906650 >>149906674 >>149908983
>>149906548
There were songs for it in elementary school, I think one went like
>Joy to the world, Barney is dead, we barbecued his head! What happened to his body? We flushed it down the potty, round and round it goes!
Anonymous No.149906646
>>149906575
>>149906609
>>149906625
fucking kek
Anonymous No.149906650
>>149906625
>>149906609
>>149906575
Hivemind
Anonymous No.149906674
>>149906575
>>149906609
>>149906625
I think we just witnessed a sleeper cell activate
Anonymous No.149906685 >>149906695
Reminder that Barney got a Funko Pop before your favourite show did.
Anonymous No.149906695 >>149908792
>>149906685
>Fungoy Pop
Anonymous No.149906700
>one of the best threads on /co/ right now is the autistic Barney OP
Anonymous No.149906780
>>149906304 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA7Eae88EJw
Anonymous No.149908342 >>149908737 >>149910195 >>149924477
>>149906448
Even the people working on other preschooler shows hated it. Like there's set footage on some Sesame Street documentary of Big Bird telling kids to not watch Barney and Bear in the Big Blue House was designed specifically as an anti-Barney where the big lumbering puppet costume guy actually talks to children in a way that doesn't treat them like retards the way Barney did.
Anonymous No.149908453 >>149916198
I made a Robot Jones episode script based on the Barney Hate Syndrome.
It honestly sounds like something they would have actually made if it wasn’t executed after 13 episodes
Anonymous No.149908577
>>149906304 (OP)
Imagine if nuManiacs went after Bluey
Anonymous No.149908737 >>149909420
>>149908342
>>149906448
As a kid in the target demographic range when Animaniacs came out, I literally could not stand Barney. It felt patronizing and the songs were so fucking saccharine I couldn't stand it. And I grew up with fucking Lambchop with The Song That Never Ends for fuck's sake.

It wasn't just a bit. People hated Barney.
Anonymous No.149908792
>>149906695
Fag
Anonymous No.149908813
>>149906304 (OP)
Alright we have Chuck and Barney, Barney’s about to meet his maker
DIE YOU COMMIE FUCKER!!!
(shoots that purple beast in the face)
Anonymous No.149908832 >>149908897 >>149908952 >>149909102
>>149906367
I dare him to come back.
Anonymous No.149908897 >>149908939
>>149908832
Why? It's not like we are short on schizophrenics on this site.
Anonymous No.149908939 >>149909102 >>149913602 >>149916492 >>149918115 >>149918710 >>149920513 >>149922003 >>149922832 >>149923932
>>149908897
But we are short on based ones.
Anonymous No.149908952 >>149909025
>>149908832
Well, he did tear up a GIR thread recently because of a cropped multicolored jackass
Anonymous No.149908983
>>149906609
>>149906625
for me it was
>don't worry about the body, i flushed it down the potty
crazy how this stuff seems to find kids without them ever being taught.
Anonymous No.149908994
>>149906304 (OP)
I hate how cartoons dont dunk on preschool shit anymore but instead try to emulate it with "le wholesome" horseshit. I guess thats the natural consequences of zoomer retard babies using terms like "mean spirited UWU", bleh!
Anonymous No.149909025 >>149909102 >>149913602 >>149916492 >>149918115 >>149918710 >>149920513 >>149922003 >>149922832 >>149923932
>>149908952
He wouldn't do that.
Anonymous No.149909102 >>149909278
>>149908832
Nice Nikocado asshole at the end of that gif. Really showing your moral superiority compared to who you're attacking.
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>>149908939
Die out
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>>149909025
Unironically die you fucking subhuman
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Anonymous No.149909266 >>149909424 >>149909443
>>149906304 (OP)
Does anyone else think all the anti-Barney sentiment during the 90s was like a psyop to turn kids violent and full of hate?
Anonymous No.149909278 >>149909346
>>149909102
Hello, Lee! I'm your biggest fan!
Anonymous No.149909280
The issue was never that Barney was stupid, it was that he was ANNOYING. The songs were terrible, the kids were all mugging for the camera constantly, the three dinosaurs voices all had a grating quality, the colors were eye-searing, and worst of all, the episodes were all wafer-thin. There wasn't a lesson or a story to anything, just mindless droning that could be and was used for torture. At least Sesame Street and all the stuff on Nick Jr. Presented something that could be understood as distinct episodes, whereas every Barney episode was identical. The minute you hit four years old, your body rejects shit like this the same way a bird of prey learns not to touch a brightly colored frog.
Anonymous No.149909314
>>149906304 (OP)
I love you, you burn me
I'm roasted black and crispy
Now I'm going to turn into a pile of dust
Because of your demented pyro lust
Anonymous No.149909346 >>149909438
>>149909278
>gif
YOU'LL BE FUCKING DEFENESTRATED
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Anonymous No.149909420 >>149926058
>>149908737
>Lambchop with The Song That Never Ends
i knew that song too. but now we're in the "the song that DOESN'T end" timeline.
btw, what color was chartreuse from where you're from? i know someone who's from the "chartreuse is red" timeline.
Anonymous No.149909424
>>149909266
>"LOL Barney is SO LAME, right kiddo? Imagine yourself TORTURING and MURDERING the bastard. Isn’t that FUN? We’re totally not grooming you into becoming a killing machine."
Anonymous No.149909438 >>149909477
>>149909346
When did you pivot from hating people for posting horse show to hating people for posting .gif?
Anonymous No.149909443 >>149909529 >>149915197
>>149909266
No, kids were based back then and rightfully shat on infantilized crap instead of retarded millenialoids and zoomies who watch bluey unironically
Anonymous No.149909477
>>149909438
Drink bleach
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Anonymous No.149909529 >>149909640
>>149909443
Anon, those kids WERE millenialoids.
Anonymous No.149909640 >>149915197
>>149909529
I know, sadly us millennials betrayed our former value of edge. Im ashamed of my generation of stunted overgrown toddlers
Anonymous No.149910195 >>149910312
>>149908342
For a video of the Big Bird footage?
Anonymous No.149910243
>>149906525
> it's because gen x were intentionally edgy and tryhard. everything elder millennials learned was from gen x. they're the original edgelords.
And thats why gen X was so based. Literally the peak mindset is the edgy 90s nu-metal or industrial metal era. Gen X lost their balls after 9/11 brainwashed alot into being jingoistic cock suckers but that doesnt invalidate how society was going in the right direction beforehand
Anonymous No.149910312
>>149910195
The tail end of this video, three minutes in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCpQW-k9sdw

It does seem the Sesame Street performers buried the hatchet a bit since then. Pic related, both Caroll Spinney and Bob West (Barney's original VA) at a convention together in 2019, shortly before Caroll passed. That and some of the Sesame Street performers, Noel McNeal included, also appeared on Purple Roads, a podcast hosted by one of Barney's body performers.
Anonymous No.149910494 >>149912341
>>149906304 (OP)
As a child in the '90s (i.e.: the show's original intended demographic) I found it pretty funny. The visualization of anvils being dropped on an animated Barney knock-off was worth the price of admission (i.e.: free). I had this episode recorded on a random VHS tape for years.
Anonymous No.149912341
>>149910494
It is funny. Animaniacs was highly overrated but was funnny sometimes
Anonymous No.149912529 >>149912574 >>149913805 >>149914183 >>149921014 >>149924325
Are preschool/kindergarten still tv shows mega popular like they were back in the 90's and 00's? All the merch, children's books and VHS tapes, toys, live shows, and promotional material felt like it was all over the place when it came to shows like blue's clues, bear in the big blue house, Dora the explorer. I've heard bluey has had similar success but It just felt like those previous shows were fuckin just massively popular and seen everywhere when it came to anything involved with young children. It's interesting though seeing what exploded in popularity and what didn't. I don't ever recall the same presence from rollie pollie Ollie, or the pb&j otter show, or Franklin, or little bear.
Anonymous No.149912574 >>149913805
>>149912529
The output for Preschool cancer in recent years has overshadowed the output of regular cartoons sadly enough. Theres far more preschool cartoons getting made now then regular 6-11 demographic cartoons. And even those are so infantilized now they may as well be classified as toddler slop half the time. Fuck paw patrol for starting the decent of animation and fuck bluey for cementing it into staying in the preschool rut for a good few more years at least
Anonymous No.149912584
I out of curiosity, I once took a look at the original Barney videos from the late-80’s with Sandy Duncan in them.

They’re a lot better than what the series would become.
Anonymous No.149912615
Little kids of a certain age go REALLY tryhard in seeming like they're too mature for certain things.

So they all start going for GTA or Call of Duty than when you reach college you might oddly meet a bunch of people into Pokemon.
Anonymous No.149913602
>>149908939
Die out
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>>149909025
Unironically die you fucking subhuman
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Anonymous No.149913805 >>149914088
>>149912529
>>149912574
i hardly watch shows at all (lack access, piracy is too risky, but i'll see what i can grab sometimes), but whenever i go to town, or see some ad pop up for a cartoon, it's shocking and almost unbelievable the SHEER AMOUNT of kiddy crap. considering demographics. birthrates have been plummeting, but you wouldn't know it from the advertisements and products you see that you'd expect would be aimed at ages 5-10.
but how juvenile and basically ABDL a lot of young adults are, things begin to make sense.
honestly i'm shocked i don't see open diaperfags all over the place.
Anonymous No.149913819
>>149906404
OH LAAADYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Anonymous No.149914088 >>149917309
>>149913805
It inspires absolute rage in me that so many zoomers or millennials will absolutely go apeshit whenever they see bluey merch. Its like theyve been conditioned to be 5 year olds again. So fuckin embarrassing
Anonymous No.149914183 >>149914698
>>149912529
Bluey shit is everywhere
Anonymous No.149914698
>>149914183
Yeah and its cancerous as hell
Anonymous No.149915197 >>149915222
>>149909640
>>149909443
I thought Bluey's appeal to older audiences was treating it as a "Being a Parent" simulator like how streamers are friend simulators.
Anonymous No.149915222 >>149916262
>>149915197
I never bothered to try and wrap my head around their supposed reasoning for their shit taste, i just hate millennial trash for supporting the infantilization of the animation industry thru this tripe
Anonymous No.149916198
>>149908453
kek, this is great
Anonymous No.149916262 >>149916366 >>149917259
>>149915222
You think bluey is the infantilization of the animation industry? Oh holy shit did you miss out on the shit millenials had to grow up with. You only know the good shit because it's all anyone wants to remember.
Anonymous No.149916366 >>149917259
>>149916262
And while we're at it, the 70s had a lot of garbage music too.
Anonymous No.149916492
>>149908939
Die out
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>>149909025
Unironically die you fucking subhuman
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Anonymous No.149917259 >>149917280 >>149917462 >>149918115 >>149918710 >>149920513 >>149922003 >>149922832 >>149923932
>>149916262
>>149916366
>B-but... old good new bad
Anonymous No.149917280
>>149917259
Get killed
Swallow lead
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Anonymous No.149917309 >>149926352 >>149927594
>>149914088
>Raging over a preschool show
Anonymous No.149917462
>>149917259
Is what people say who didnt experience old times. Like the 90s... great pop culture but the youth? Embarassing, anti-autoritarian yet consuming marionettes.
Anonymous No.149918115
>>149908939
>>149909025
>>149917259
kys
Anonymous No.149918155 >>149920652
>>149906304 (OP)
How does everyone feel about Bear in the Big Blue House? Apparently when it was being developed, the crew nicknamed it "the Anti-Barney" since Bear was meant to be calmer than Barney
Anonymous No.149918710
>>149908939
>>149909025
>>149917259
kys
Anonymous No.149920513
>>149908939
>>149909025
>>149917259
kys
Anonymous No.149920652
>>149918155
I don't think I watched it much but I at least remember it fondly. I think the quality of the suit earns it some good will, it looked like a giant version of a teddy bear my sister had.
Anonymous No.149921014
>>149912529
Nothing's popular anymore. With the sheer amount of media released these days people's attention is spread too thin to have a significant investment in anything.
Anonymous No.149922003
>>149908939
>>149909025
>>149917259
kys
Anonymous No.149922832
>>149908939
>>149909025
>>149917259
kys
Anonymous No.149923932
>>149908939
>>149909025
>>149917259
kys
Anonymous No.149924283 >>149924351
nigga fuck barney
Anonymous No.149924325 >>149924900 >>149926253
>>149912529
Toddler cartoons have proportionally really surged beyond older pre teen kid cartoons by a big margin
Blue and Paw Patrol have done stupid well meanwhile stuff for more middle aged kids beyond the eternal sponge and TTG are pretty much dead.
I imagine a big part of this is that toddlers still really like cartoon merch meanwhile the older kid market has been hit hard by electronics
Anonymous No.149924351
>>149924283
Bleed in pain
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Anonymous No.149924372
What the fuck is this thread?
Anonymous No.149924477
>>149908342
Henson Associates also parodied Barney in the Dinosaurs episode β€œGeorgie Must Die” (with Ed Asner voicing Georgie).
Anonymous No.149924900 >>149926253
>>149924325
It's the same issue there's always been. Animation is fucking expensive, and past a certain age kids don't want merch anymore (or, more pointedly, parents don't want to - or cant' - buy it for them), so only shows that can push merch for kids survive. Remember, even shit like Transformers and GI Joe and Ninja Turtles was only really ever aimed at the 12-and-below set, because that's where the toys went. 15-year-olds aren't buying toys. Normal ones, anyway.

There were exceptions in the late 90s, TV in general was taking a lot of new risks, so you had a lot of animation aimed at broader audiences, some even aimed at adults like the stuff MTV put out for a while. But then the mid-2000s economy tanked and everything started contracting so only sure bets got a chance to go forward more often than not. There were still a few bursts of life here and there but when Cartoon Network started broadcasting live action shows and Sci Fi Channel became a husk that produced shitty CGI monster-of-the-week movies with ads every 5 minutes, the writing was on the wall.

So at this point the current generation just hasn't had anything worth getting into, so the market's practically dead, at least among major producers. Your best hope is indie producers on youtube.
Anonymous No.149924966 >>149927506
Barney wasn't very good, but looking back Animaniacs was incredibly self-important, wasn't it? It always felt like the show was made by people who thought they were way more significant than they actually were.
Anonymous No.149926014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCtRPtjGGXI
Anonymous No.149926058
>>149909420
Some versions used "never ends"
Anonymous No.149926253 >>149926407
>>149924325
>I imagine a big part of this is that toddlers still really like cartoon merch meanwhile the older kid market has been hit hard by electronics
Its not that kids wouldnt buy cartoon merch like action figures or pluhies, its more like cartoon companies have been weirdly adverse to making more then a handful of merch for shows within the past decade or so. I dont get it when shit like TADC toys sell really well now yet fans for DTVA and CN shows begged for said companies to make toys of their favorite shows but refused. Its like these studios hate money or something
>>149924900
See my above rant but also the animation industry are willfully ignoring anything that isnt toddler shit at this point the same way the animation industry willfully ignored the action genre for over a decade now. Its like they want to purely make toddler shit from here on out its utter bullshit!
Anonymous No.149926352
>>149917309
Im tired of seeing that blue bitch brian wash the adults of this era into ABDL tier freaks who watch toddler slop and im tired of the gen alphas watching this literal toddler trash over real regular cartoons. Fuck preschool cancer toons!
Anonymous No.149926407 >>149926518 >>149926549 >>149927644
>>149926253
People with a lot of money are prone to thinking they know more than everyone while also being incredibly stupid.

See: The AI bubble. Do you know a way to make money off of AI that isn't faking term papers and making goonslop? Enough that it warrants the billions being dumped into it? Money people are fucking dumb.
Anonymous No.149926518 >>149926549
>>149926407
Yeah and their stupidty is going to cost them. Ignoring cartoons for anyone that isnt under the age of 5 is why indie toon scene is exploding, same way how the animation industrys recourse for ignoring action as a genre was skibidi toilet coming in and becoming a billion dollar franchise.
Anonymous No.149926549
>>149926407
I shouldnt have used the word recourse here >>149926518 i meant to say folly or something to that effect. Because mainstream animation didnt make skibidi toilet
Anonymous No.149926584 >>149926672
Literally everyone ragged on Barney and other kiddie shows. FFS, anybody remember when Mr. Garrison imagined killing Lambchop? It's just goofy takes, some edgier than others.
Anonymous No.149926672
>>149926584
The moment society turned to shit was when cartoons stopped dunking on shows for babies and then became baby shows themselves
Anonymous No.149927506
>>149924966
Animaniacs insisted upon itself
Anonymous No.149927594
>>149917309
he and I are mad that mental development retarded even further. you go from kidy crap shows, to tweener shows, to not liking cartoons, edge lordery and then liking things for different reasons. it's the way of things. unbroken enjoyment is a sign of being a bitch or odd pervert.
Anonymous No.149927644 >>149927675
>>149926407
I do like those bigfoot ai shorts, a few jokes keep repeating, but the novelty is worth a few seconds.
Anonymous No.149927675 >>149927760
>>149927644
Truly an experience worthy of a company siphoning billions of dollars into it.
Anonymous No.149927760 >>149927921
>>149927675
worth a bit of an investment, animation's difficult, if one can get approximate graphics for short scripts cheaply, you can more easily filter who's able to write and who cant.
Anonymous No.149927921 >>149927992
>>149927760
No, I mean are enough people going to pay to watch aislop that it's worth that investment? For something that nobody wants to pay for as it is already?
Anonymous No.149927992
>>149927921
Don't engage with that retard hes an AI fag who doesnt value real art hes subhuman