Thread 149916206

One of these MILFs is going to be your date for ONE day. So, go ahead and choose wisely.

>>149916206 (OP)
Johanna

>>149916206 (OP)
Any of them single at all?

>>149916206 (OP)
jewess

>>149916357
They are dating you so yeah, they are single.

>>149916206 (OP)
Franny

>>149916206 (OP)
I prefers chocolate asian mommy

>>149916206 (OP)
I hope there are more MILFs in tight, skinsuit clothes in cartoons and comics

>>149916206 (OP)
well it's ms incredible or nicole, what's the point of fucking a regular human?

>>149916357
But that wouldn't be fun if they were

>>149917472
This

>>149917472
took the words right out of my mouth

>>149916206 (OP)
Who keeps pushing that blue cat as some sort of sex symbol? There are plenty of anthro characters that are actually attractive, but people keep forcing that ugly piece of shit.

>>149919337
Fag

>>149919337
Did the cat hurt you?

>>149919337
No-one's pushing, there is a primordial societal need for a communal television MILF and she's stepping up given the current void.

>>149916206 (OP)
none because they would prefer to fuck their children like the pedos they are

>>149919337
>Why do people like one of the few mom characters that is actually relevant in her show instead of being background
It's not difficult to understand.

Battle damaged moms

>>149919902
Context?

>>149916206 (OP)
OP why is it the same group with you?
Also Johanna without a second thought
>your date for ONE day
Then I'll give her the best date ever and propose to her too

>>149916206 (OP)
Can I combine Johanna and Nicole so I can have a cute British mum who is also a cat lady?

>>149919902
>>149919946
What happened to Fran's cartoon?

>>149920083
Coming Soon™

>>149916425
Damn nice feet

>>149920106
Why are catmoms so slutty?

>>149917472
Best post ITT. Imagine wanting to date a normalfag. You can do that irl.

>>149917472
What's your criteria? Denny's mom is a ghost hunter in spandex that knows how to fight probably, and Debbie's got TV for a head.

>>149920780
Nta but Helen and Nicole have super powers. The rest are "normal".

>>149920780
Toonforce pussy https://litter.catbox.moe/au6iclrzpkmoqi28.mp4

Maddie, I would enjoy listening to her talk about ghosts.

>>149919337
>Who keeps pushing
You're fourteen years too late to the party

>>149920428
they're just like that

>>149920428
Ever seen a cat in heat?

>>149921585
Is it worse than a dog in heat?

>>149919337
>There are plenty of anthro characters that are actually attractive
Name them

>>149916475
I hope your okay with dying a painful death by the end for a cutaway gag.

>>149921608
Cats and dogs shouldn't be friends

Can we keep it to moms and not make this a furry thread?

>>149922237
Most of the examples are furry moms though

>>149922237
>You can't be a furry and a mom

>>149922237
Sadly, it seems human milfs aren't that popular these days.

>>149922504
More like it's the resident furfags who are the most active ones here

>>149922237
>>149922504
>>149922615
Tribefag drew a lot of people away desu

>no dexter's mom
the west has fallen

>>149922237
>>149922615
Furry spam is way better than Disney tv spam.

posting the goat /co/ milf.

>>149922615
Literally who?

>>149916206 (OP)
Johanna
Every other mother here is married and in fairly healthy relationships, while Johanna is a single mother struggling with loneliness.
Let’s be real with the other moms the most you’re getting is a nice dinner and being called a “handsome young man” at the end of the night but with Johanna, you actually have a chance of taking things further. She’s a single mom in her mid-30s to early 40s who hasn’t been with anyone in about 13 years. As long as you don’t act like a sperg you could easily get to at least first base with her, and in all honesty, probably further.
And guess what? After the date, if everything goes well, unlike everyone else who will absolutely see this as a one-time thing, you could easily turn it into a regular occurrence. Even if it starts as a “This is a one-time thing, anon. I don’t really do this kind of thing, especially with younger guys, but since you asked so nicely,” she’d be the most susceptible to a follow-up date, then another, and another, fallowed by a “Actually, maybe younger men aren’t so bad,” into a "I’ve been dating a guy a decade or two younger than me, and not only do I like how he makes me feel like a woman again, but it also makes me feel a decade younger".

>>149923157
I love MILFs.

>>149923098
But i'm as old as Johanna...

>>149923157
Rollin'

>>149923177
Than you have a normal chance with her, which is still the biggest buff in the world.

>>149922943
Based.

Finally, a non-pedobait/closet homosex thread.
May the saggies hang!

>>149923157
rolling.

>>149922237
No.

>>149923157
mama-san, onegai...

>>149923324
Who is she?

>>149921781
American Dad doesn't have cutaway gags, retard

>>149923489
Countess Ruby from Scary Godmother, and Spooky Season is just around the corner.

>>149923324
Fag

>>149923324
Caring about what others jerk off to is reddit

>>149923324
>>149923554

Emma or Madame Pandora, maybe even the Spooky Month Moms

>>149919753
Based

>>149916206 (OP)
>>149923157
>>149924384
I choose the Ultimate!

>>149923157
I choose 55. I don't care about what I roll, I choose my own destiny.

Older women owe me sex.

>>149923157
Oh god I hope I get a good one.

>>149924658
>>149924755
You son of a bitch.

>>149924657
>filename
Go back to the schizo hole you crawled from

>>149923202
Land on one of the classics. Beautiful.

>>149922821
What a tasteless thing to say

>>149923157
Rollin.

>>149916206 (OP)
Elastigirl and it's not even close. I want you to just IMAGINE the possibilities

>>149924763
Ill take good care of her dont worry.

>>149923157
Rolling

>>149923157
going for a threesome

>>149923157
Rolling for the best

>>149923157
rawl

>>149923157
Roll, I hope I get a good one

Nancy Gribble got the silverfox treatment in the revival and I'm all in for it

>All this talk of cat moms.
>Realize my cat was fixed as a kitten, and never had the chance to ever have a family of her own, and she passed away with just me.
There goes my night.

>>149923157
Rolling rolling rolling.
Rolling rolling rolling.

>>149916206 (OP)
can i choose mom puss? mom puss is the better of course

>>149923157
ROLLING

>>149925957
Not one I normally would fuck with, but not one I am against either

>>149916206 (OP)
Johanna. No questions asked. I want to cuddle with her.

>>149925988
I like to think she could've been a good mom, even if she had no tolerance for kittens, babies, infants, or toddlers of any sort, except the one time my niece was sick and she cuddled up with her.

>>149926026
She doesn't seem that good to cuddle with

>>149923157
Let's see

>>149923157
Rolling like Limp Bizkit

>>149926026
She needs it.

>>149916206 (OP)
Bring me Debbie right now. Bring her ass here.

>>149917472
Debbie's entire body is inhuman dude, where the fuck are her organs?
Anyway I agree, I think Mrs Incredible is the best pick because she can grow her ass and smother it all over your face.

>>149923157
ok

>>149920083
>>149920106
I need to learn how to draw so I can create stuff like this.

>>149923157
Does Mavis even count as a Milf? I guess the acronym means Mom I'd Love to Fuck but she doesn't have the body of a milf (yet). Anyway, rolling for Dexter's Mom or KP's mom.

>>149923157
Multi choice roll

>>149916206 (OP)
Well one can unbirth me as well as a ton of other wild stuff no one else can do, and the others are ordinary women or a cat lady, so it would feel like a wasted opportunity to pick any of the others.

>>149926343
>That awkward moment when after a night of wild unbirth play where you both fall asleep with you still in her, a drowsy, but satisfied Helen has made it half way through breakfast with the kids without letting you out and she has to decide how she wants to play her 'sudden pregnancy' off to them

>>149926057
Kind of was expecting and wanting to get Homey, she's pretty underappreciated for how neat she is, besides her buns
https://files.catbox.moe/2til9b.jpg

>>149923157
https://youtu.be/jEI3N9kIyP4?si=52XA-KTeRxlErv3T

>>149923157
>>149925957
>>149925999

Another rollski for me

>>149916206 (OP)
Elastigirl btfos all others. surprised Helen only had 2 kids, if she was my wife I would be going full ghenghis khan

>>149923157
Last one didn't happen
https://youtu.be/jEI3N9kIyP4?si=52XA-KTeRxlErv3T

>>149926619
>Elastigirl btfos all others
In a fight fight or a sex fight? Because I think the Nicole could beat her in a fight fight. Not sure in a sex fight tho.

>>149926164
She’s so cute when she’s sad and lonely

>>149926409
>Dash is excited because he thinks it's a new brother that's growing extra fast from super speed
>Violet just rolls her eyes because she knows exactly who's in there

Why do I have to be here obsessed over this bitch?

>>149923157
Would I be willing to make her a mother again if I roll?

>>149926722
Heh, what's a twelfth am I right?

>>149926722
Prophetic get

>>149926722
Rita would get pregnant if you hugged her

I have said before I want to do things to Camila that would make her unable to see her children in the eye again, I'm just repeating it to make it clear.

>>149923157
I'm hoping for Eclipsa.

>>149926793
I do not know who No. 93 is.

>>149926806
Maria Santiago from The Loud House/The Casagrandes

>>149926822
She sorta looks like my aunt so I'm gonna roll again.
>>149923157
Rollin' bones.

I wish there was more art of Johanna's mom. Untapped potential.

I wish there was more art of Johanna's mom. Untapped potential.

>>149923157
Rolling.

If possible, could an art friend out there draw Madam Pandora just being herself?

>>149926911
And heres how she looks in the comic.

I like Danuza :)

>>149926911
I have a WIP 9f her in fullbody fishnets. I'll finish it after the Linda one

>>149927036
Is that a real CN meme?

Catmoms bros https://litter.catbox.moe/7t3fngaaxpjxl4yu.gif

>>149926979
Knowing how the French think she must've been shown naked at least once

>>149921537
No, she's loyal to her son

>>149923157
Here's mine: https://files.catbox.moe/jytxxv.png

>>149921537
Might draw her again

>>149927174
I could draw one of these

>>149927277
Nice Nicole and nice dubs

>>149926680
>Due to not wanting to disappoint Dash, but mostly to put off a very awkward conversation as long as possible, Helen opts to just roll with his expectation till she thinks up an excuse
>Only to end up up leaving you in there all day, resulting in an awkward post-dinner conversation where Violet points out he'll have questions if Helen's suddenly not pregnant and there's no kid and asks if the plan is to just leave you in there
>YFW for the time being it is

>>149927311
Your real cat?

>>149927174
nice, what's the source

>>149927092
Yeah i found it in the Cartoon Network Lat facebook page a while ago, dont ask me for a source because i dont have it, i try looking for it but i think they already deleted the post.

>>149923157
Roll.

>>149923157
Come on Maddie....

>>149927174
I'm autistic but I don't like when Mrs. Puss' boobs aren't significantly bigger than the rest's

>>149927427
https://baraag.net/@VylfGor/115046849003769234

>>149927494
Eh, acceptable

>>149927500
Yeah. Fran's tits aren't big in universe. Also, Nicole's hips should be wider.

>>149927525
Neat sketch

>>149923157
Whoever made this really likes cartoon MILFs

We need a version of this with nothing but catmoms

>>149927546
Who doesn't?

>>149927431
>i think they already deleted the post
Cowards. They knew what they were doing from the start, and deliberately deleted it

>>149927532
>Fran's tits aren't big in universe.
Debatable. They're not Mrs. Puss' level of cow tits, but still.

>>149923157
My body is ready

>>149923157
Rollin'!

>>149923157
roll

>>149923157
Roll.

>>149927623
Fran doesn't breastfeed, bro. That tells you something.

>>149923157
Rolls

>>149921537
Here: https://files.catbox.moe/9cw4w6.png

>>149927932
Based

>>149927932
Thighs for life

>>149926636
Well, i wasn't expecting to get Linda after Doof's ex. She's also a cunt, but in the cunt-o-meter, she ranks lower than Charlene. Also, i just noticed that Lindana's belt buckle says "TOY", which is pretty cool
>>149926911
https://files.catbox.moe/v0vwei.jpg

>>149923157
Last one for the night

>>149928011
I don't really like Marge, so i'll so Francince instead, cause she's great and better than all the other FOX MILVES

>>149928001
Billy man you got a get tablet

>>149928156
I'm gonna buy a switch 2 later this year, than thang can wait

>>149927932
Cat

>>149923157
Rollin Rollin Rollin

>>149923157
Go!!!

>>149923157
Wheel of hotness, turn turn turn; tell me who's ovaries I should churn

>>149923157
>03
>07
>39
>50
>54
>56
>63
>65
>69
>70
>71
>78
>79
>81
>90
>97
Background character tier picks. They should be replaced with moms people actually like and post.

>>149929279
Willow, Alice and Tina are great.

Here is a mother puss delivery from the last thread
https://files.catbox.moe/cx6e81.png

>>149929302
Fuckin awesome!
I hadn’t seen this one but it’s great, the style looks just like the comics
Also Weird points but I like the shape of her bottom half, and how they drew the fingers slender/sharp

>>149923157
One last try before bed

>>149929348
Jackpot

>>149929302
OR from the last thread. Looks so lovely! Thank you for making my art request. Can I ask for another lewd mom Puss art from a comic?

>>149929302
>>149929381
Good to see he remembered to bring a phallic object with him this time

>>149923157
I wanna fuck literally any of them

>>149926721
Because she's cute as fuck and has perfect big noticably sagging tits.

>>149929302
Amazing. When are you doing a crossover with the other catmoms?

>>149922943
Grigori draws some nice detailed milf bodies and it’s a shame he doesn’t really upload anymore

>>149923157
Let it be the biggest slut of them all please! Rollin

Okay, but what mom is the best gamer?

>>149916206 (OP)
Just imagine the superpowered sex you could have.

>>149930460
It's her friend that's the big slut

>>149923157
Sure, I'll roll.

>>149916206 (OP)
Now I'm not a furry but Nicole is getting pregnant again before the end of the night

>>149923157
https://youtu.be/dQa5PIH9pUs

>>149916694
Boomthecum

>>149930724
Will the new baby be a human or a cat?

>>149927932
Delia is so cute!!!thank you anon

>>149930855
I dunno because she'll be a single mother

>>149930855
>>149930900
No wait, even better
It'll be a human with cat ears and a tail and I'll move in and cuck her husband by raising Gumball and the others

Reminder that Gumball represented us hagchads (but mainly me) in the last season

>>149930892
Her husband is hotter

>>149923157
Requesting whoever I get in a bunnygirl outfit.

>>149929381
Sure

>>149927174
i requested this one time a time ago, but not sure if he saw it and drew or got the idea alone

>>149931318
Requested where?

>>149931326
here, requested https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149085761/#149099622

>>149931335
I don't see anything stripper related in the gif if I'm honest with you, more like imminent public use by farm animals.

>>149931358
yeah, maybe my request was so generic that anyone can do it without even know about it

>>149916206 (OP)
Should Be Love Him?

Ellen Average from Matt's Monsters.

>>149926343
>unbirth me
Nigga your missing out if your not getting anal vored by her.

>>149923157
Roll

>>149916694
Oum Boonchuy is the hottest chocolate milf from disney

>>149931628
VERY happy with this roll

>>149931643
Chocolate goodness

>>149923157
Keep rolling rolling rolling rolling

>>149931486
I was including it under "other wild stuff".
Would definitely try both by the end of the night, if for no other reason to compare the two.

>>149929279
it's cartoons only

>>149930355
>"Because she's cute as fuck"
Correct!

>>149929302
Just starts slowly fondling her underwater

>>149927277
>I could draw one of these
Maybe both Fran and Puss separately since you've already drawn the other two, please?

>have perfect MILF design
>not an actual mom

It’s such a crime because she always gets left out of these kinds of discussions despite checking 99% of the boxes for a good milf.

On that note, hot aunts have almost no representation in cartoons too.

>>149931223
Mother Puss is showering naked from this comic, but from the opposing view point from the last panel. with pubes please.

>>149932001
>spoiler
Gross, she takes care of her body. She's clean there.

>>149923157
can i get wilhamena?

>>149929381
A different anon, but could I request Eddie convincing Mother Puss to chug a glass of his load disguised as "milk"?

>>149932016
I see. But still, I'm a MILF with a bush enjoyer, so if the artist wants to, he can make both versions with pubes & the other is with clean pussy.

since you guys like eddie puss so much, anyone know what happened to this guy? he wiped his inkbunny
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=axoloch

>>149932108
He got mad his art got reposted to E621 and nuked it instead of asking E621 admins to make him DNP like a semi-normal artist would.

For me it's Rio. She's so hot in everything she's in. The comics, the games, the movies, every version of her is amazing. She's the only good thing to come from Miles's creation and the best thing Bendis ever made. I can't wait for a live action Miles simply to see what hot latina MILF they cast to play her.

>>149932126
bruh

>>149931735
Imagining leaning forward with those hanging down

>>149932280
Generic latina. You have the taste of unsalted Graham crackers.

>>149932308
God I wish.
Shame about her show only getting one season because her creator was an annoying sex pest and possible pedo.

>>149932325
The classics are classic for a reason. Most cartoon MILFs are just generic women with wide hips and a different hair cut. Also who's putting salt on Graham crackers?

>>149916694
>>149931643
>>149931683
Chocolate is for black girls, everyone else is like caramel or something.

>>149931735
>>149932387
95% of her fat goes straight to her tits in fanart.

>>149932409
Most fan art has her apple shaped really. Chickpea does draw her more tit-heavy though

If you would pick anyone over a cat mom you are literally gay.

>>149932464
>shotacuck thinks he has a say

>>149932408
>chocolate is for black girls
But chocolate is not black, though. It's literally in the name. Chocolates are by default brown color.

>>149932632
Thai Chocolate...

>>149932587
You're probably one of the fat posters, so hold your tongue.

>>149932712
>furry thinks he has the right to talk shit about people's preferences
Beastiality is a crime

>>149923157
Roll

>>149932728
fuck the police, and fuck jews in congress.
suck their cocks on twitter

>>149932766
kill yourself Nicoleschizo

Guys guys, please.
The milfs, remember?

Let add Nancy green to the mix

>>149932728
*Bestiality

>>149932896
The best milf

>>149923157
hoes bags

>>149932915
>Anime
Not my nicole

>>149931949
She has her own porn videos. Most of the moms here, don't

>>149932987
>Most of the moms here, don't

>>149932987
>>149932994
Post the fucking videos you faggots

>>149932912
You see people arguing and choose to bitch about spelling?

I choose cloud 69

>>149931223
>>149932053
Seconded that sounds funny/hot, kinda like one of the bolder strips

>>149932053
In the classic fashion, the dad would drink it instead.

>>149933013
Mogged by Nicole

>>149933002
If you can not go to pornhub and search for "aunt cass", then I can't help you

i need mrs.danuza, more people need to know her

>>149933013
When are you gonna draw Fran as the trashy piss hoe like you did with Nicole and Delia and Mother Puss you bum

>>149933013
Based

How does /co/ feel about bunny moms?

>>149933070
when I get around to it

>>149933070
Writefag drew Delia?

>>149933135
https://co.llection.pics/post/view/138843

>>149933079
Super Cute!
And obviously they're the best candidates for having a big family

>>149933201
Moms are for shotas

>>149933069
sorry forgot the image

Has anyone here actually been in a relationship with a milf?

I dated a Mexican woman 10 years older than me with her own kid. But financially, she was a hot mess, and I often had to pay for meals or help her with her bills.

In exchange, she did introduce me to a lot of new stuff from her generation. And we got to have sex outdoors, which was fun.

>>149933281
>Has anyone here actually been in a relationship with a milf?
I did it but she was too young. She didn't satisfy my MILF fetish. Now i'm too old. It's over.

>>149931439
>Ellen Average from Matt's Monsters.
She's Cute!
Draw Her?

First time on /co/. Didn't know you guys were this horny.

>>149921781
>American Dad
>Cutaway gags

>>149933868
Lurk moar

>>149931949
Aunt Cass houses and is the legal guardian of her nephew. That should give her honorary MILF status.
Also she's hot.

>>149933449
>Now i'm too old.
How old? There are ladies in retirement homes that could use some loving.

>>149933971
Word.

>>149933971
And while I'm on the soap-box, there should be more art of Aunt Cass and Oum Boonchuy with smaller tits.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE big floppy tits, and I'm not gonna carry-on about being "on model", but I feel like MILFs with smaller breasts deserve their time in the sun too.

>>149933895
Yeah a lot of american dad's humour comes from actual jokes relevant to the plot or line deliveries. Not
>REMEMBER DA TIME POP CULTURE REFERENCE DID THIS OTHER THING

Behold, the most perfect /co/ MILF of all time.

>>149916206 (OP)
Johanna is the only one that's single here, and since I'm not a bastard homewrecker, I go with her.
Don't remember if far right is married, I only remember the cute robot girl.

>>149934207
Cuck

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149456218/#149465432

https://files.catbox.moe/erwmlc.gif

Made a Half Request/Half Fanart for you anon, can't wait for your David x Johanna comic!

>>149916357
>>149934207
Reminder to never stick your dick in single and older. There's a reason they're single. You could be next.

>>149933069
>more people need to know her

Agree.

>>149923157
Roll

>>149934267
Are you the same one who also made this gif animation? If so I just wanted to say that I love these lilttle animations you'd made,You're so talented that you should make animations like these more often. As for me, I'm almost done with my art, but I do want like to post it on the spooky month.

>>149932408
I like caramel better anyway.

>>149934115
Preach. I also appreciate MILFs that have actual realistic mom bods instead of just hyper thicc porn proportions. Really seals the deal better for me, personally.

Also, you would not believe how hard it is to find the real screencap image from this scene on in good quality. The edit comes up more when you search it lol

>>149933005
Yes.

>>149919337
I'm more concerned about who the fuck keeps pushing the mom from Robot Boy of all characters as a sex symbol. Robot Boy wasn't even that good. Why are you fapping to a chick with a literal block head? Fucking actual calarts slop getting a pass because of one thot.

>>149934492
Yup, that's my one!
I'm glad you like em. Maybe I should, but I never have any good ideas kek

>>149934492
>>149934712
*also, I can't wait to see your art when it's done! I'm guessing you drew the buff werewolf Johanna WIP right? I'm a fan of that one, it's kino
luckily Spooky Month is soon

>>149934665
Shut up nicoleschizo

>>149934267
great work

>>149934665
It's not the head you're supposed to look at, homo
https://youtu.be/o3z_wfBvgA8?t=233

>>149934760
I think her head's cute, it's distinctive. Also she has a cute pointy nose and big bedroom eyes

I remember once Gus was having a gay-ish fantasy about how he and Tommy are such good friends it's like they're married, and he pictured Tommy as a woman that looked just like Tommy's mom. Since they have the same square head n all. Just a background gag but they do look similar

>>149934712
You've got amazing skill my man, good job. Got a place you post?

>>149932783
>>149934747
Trying to invent a new boogeyman, I see

>>149933281
Old middle school ex and I bumped into each other at a bar. She's got a wee little lad. We sorta dated, sorta just became FWB. I introduced him to Bionicle and Jet Set Radio. It was nice, but she found someone steady and I didn't want to impose.

>>149934825
If it quacks like a duck, and acts like a duck...

>>149934263
Kill Yourself.

>>149934816
I just post em here

>>149924384
I am immediately hooked on this artist's style.

>>149934739
>I'm guessing you drew the buff werewolf Johanna WIP right?
Indeed I'm. I'm glad you'd remember me :) Although I'm still struggling with some details and I was trying to figure out how to make her eye glowing on MS Paint, in which it wasn't an easy task but it was worth it. I'll also make the uncensored version very soon, so I hope you love it.

>>149934269
you can apply that logic to any woman that has dated anyone.

>>149935029
Not really, body count is more important to consider when it comes to younger girls. If she's over 35 and single, run.

>>149934899
You need a name or signature my good man, something I can catalogue with.

>>149923157
Roll

>>149934546
Is she in her late 50s or something?

>>149935147
Early 40s

>>149934546
She was the only part i cared about from that shitshow

>>149919902
>>149919946
>>149920083
Reminder that orange cats are insane

>>149936167
She aged like milk

>>149923157
I don't know who half these women are.

>>149936300
Just like real women!

>>149922627
I'd gas her chambers if you catch my drift

>>149923157
rollin

>>149936750
A good sketch man.

>Marge Simpson and her mom
>Nicole Watterson and her ugly as fuck mother-in-law
>Lois Griffin and her mom
>ms incredible and fucking Edna
Are you fucking kidding me? There are tons MILFs characters, why did you choose these? I can understand Helen and, maybe, the blue cat for the furry points but the rest are shit.

>>149936750
That is very cœl

>>149923157
Finally. Now if only they deleted the useless replies too.

>>149923157
God damnit.

>>149936346
Could Fran do this?

>>149937057
She would immediately fail the first part because that ass is too fat to fit

>>149934267
that is one spicy bacon snack. Thanks for the request/fananimation, drawfriend. Very jiggly

Comic’s almost done, just 1 page left to color

>>149936806
>>Nicole Watterson and her ugly as fuck mother-in-law
Genuinely why didn't he go with Mary

>>149924658
She's far from my favorite, but I can work with this after a little practice.

>>149936806
Fag

>>149938292
Beth is the worst

Swain you gorgeous human being, I hope you're having a great day.

>>149938292
awesome, would love to kiss her tummy

>>149938965
Not a MILF

>>149939161
I'm guessing you haven't watched the new seasons

>>149939527
Why would I watch reddit the show?

>>149939527
>didn't have sex to make her "son"
>didn't take care of him for a single second
>named him Naruto
Not a mom

>>149926979
>>149926911
Damn she's super cute! Shame that I literally can't look up her original comic/movie without tons of irrelevant results, and that I can't speak french.

>>149938292
nice beth

>milf thread
What is the appeal?

>>149940734
Well for one, they are cats. For two, they are cat moms.

>>149940734
Motherly kindness, balance of chill and fun, experience, naturally curated extra meat

>>149940761
>naturally curated extra meat
Mom's don't have to be fat and they shouldn't be fat.

>>149940776
I'm a grabby boy and I like to grab

>>149940796
Well you're a third worlder, so I get it. But it's still wrong.

>>149940809
>you're a third worlder
uhh rent free I guess?
>it's still wrong.
Women get fatter when they have children, nature isn't wrong

>>149940734
To see the hot sexy mature Asian MILF that is breedable

>>149940960
Such a shame the only two guys that still post her scared away the other ones

>>149934267
based

Oh look, a thread for me.

>>149941035
I mean, I'll definitely be drawing her again some day.

>>149940960
I don't know about that. Looks like Mrs. Boonchuy is still one of the most posted and popular Disney moms to me.
>>149941065
Yes please. Your oum art is goated.

>>149941065
can it be her very slutty and trashy?

>>149941065
I didn't mean you, Swain. You're cool.

>>149940734
I miss my own mother and an older, kind woman would be nice in my life right now.

If I were a better artist I'd draw Ms. Oum as she should be depicted.

>>149941065
he meant the schizo below your post

>>149941256
The sweet beautiful stick she is?

On-model Mrs. Boonchuy is hot.

>>149941431
Can you at least post her on-model at least? Modest boobs are underrated

>>149941509
That's oum canon boobs size thoughever

>>149941603
ugh never mind

>>149941431
>>149941509
>>149941603
She is flat as a board on-model

>>149941383
No, just pretty.

This is why these threads are shit, it's just two people spamming the same wildly off model art of the same brown lady.

>>149941775
There's not enough to count as spam, what's shit about these threads is the amount of fags that seethe when they see a mom they don't like

>>149941698
You're not going to erase what's been canonize by the show and fans, schizo.

>>149941814
You are insane

>>149941814
>canonize
That's not how canon works
>schizo
Oh the irony

>>149941809
It's just the Owl House fag (singular) fuming because Oum is more popular than Camila and Odalia since no one here gives a shit about his fat ugly mom and the Owl House in general. It's easy to notice this since the seething started after he posted an off-model of his disgusting fat brown landwhale. Also he loves to samefag his post so be prepare of him pretending to be three people screeching about Mrs Boonchuy.

>tribefag already starting shit
If you were wondering why these threads have dipped in quality and authentic Oumposters have bailed, here's the answer to both questions

All of you can keep arguing about which MILF is second place or lower, the true number one just smiles at you.

>>149941838
>an unedited gif taken straight from the show
Looks canon to me.

>>149941950
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149633995
look at the pure, unfiltered schizophrenia from oumschizo on the last thread, also
>oumposters, plural
it's one guy lmfao

>>149942010
>>oumposters, plural
No, I mean people who posted her out of genuine affinity (me included) but stopped because the schizo took the fun out of it

A reminder that the third-worlder owl house schizo fag got mind-broken because no one voted for Camila and Odalia for the past 5 years of ms./co/ . He's been fighting his own schizo war inside his deranged head, trying to stir a fake hate campaign towards Oum ever since.

Can we ignore the schizo amphibia poster and go back to post moms

>>149942084
Of the cat kind, yes.

>>149942066
A reminder that everyone here already knows who you are and how you work so you'll never get to gaslight anyone into falling for your schizoramblings

>>149942084
>>149942112
I can agree, except for the cat moms because I just do not care about them at all

>>149942191
I respect your opinion, though I feel bad for you.

>spamming one mom is better than spamming a different mom, actually

Holy shit why don't the two of you just fuck off together?

>>149942205
She's not a mom. Also the only good video of her is where she does anal for the first time.

>>149942191
Sauce?

at this point I'd rather 4chan do away with anonymity and force everyone to have usernames than deal with this schizos screaming at eachother accusing eachother of being particular people or whatever in almost every thread

This hot chocolate Thai MILF really caused homosexuals to go on a meltdown, huh?It reminds me of those multicolored haired "women" on Twitter seething about Stellar Blade existing because the game sexualizes a hot, Asian woman with a fat ass and big boobs. What a based woman.

>>149942319
Then they'd just make multiple accounts and it would be even worse.

>>149942319
>schizos screaming at eachother accusing eachothe
It's literally only one guy and everyone already easily guesses when it's him

>>149942336
Based art. The only solution is to post more Oum, who knows the problem will solve on its own once he kill himself.

This is the worst Milf thread we've had in months

>>149941431
I love on-model art of Oum. I can see why people are so obsessed with her. I had a vacation to Thailand last year, and I was lucky enough to visit the Bangkok red-light districts. The amount of hot Thai milfs with their fat tits lugging around as they wear provocative outfits is like a sight from heaven. You just don't want to get out (until you run out of money, that is).

>>149939662
Look up "Petit Vampire", thats where shes from.

>>149940734
I'm not sure exactly, but I do like how their sexual features matured, and how experienced they are because of their age gap. Basically it's the opposite reason lolicons have for what they like.

>>149942997
That dress is hot as fuck

>>149943471
agreed but how does that left sleeve work

Quick doodle before bed. My favorite lass.

>>149916206 (OP)
I choose the living inflatable sex doll please.

>>149942701
Not really

>>149943663
Nice one. Eclipsa is underrated. A shame her daughter was so ugly.

Post some MILF feet.

>>149945087
Nyet

>>149945087
Heт

>>149932325
Aunt Cass is a generic white woman and she still got waifufags here

>>149942340
>Not posting the real version

>>149924384
>formless cellulite asses
ewww

>>149945852
Never seen an older woman in your life?

>>149946024
Oh hell yes. Love all that heft on Judy.

>>149946024
you can't just put heathcliff on it and not give it a funny caption

>>149946024
Beautiful slampig

>>149946024
>random heathcliff
Now I want you to draw the grandma from Heathcliff...

>>149941603
This. So much this. Oum has to wear oversized sweater just to hide her canon size bazongas.

>>149927587
>A mother.
>Her daughter is a mess and a gay freak, incapable of living in human society.

She's a failure.

>>149933971
>and is the legal guardian of her nephew
one of her nephews died under her care.

>>149941814
THEY’RE HUGE!!!!

>>149946024
SEX

>>149946694
/pol/ is the other way pal

>>149946603
I do like the canon size like the one in that screenshot much more, I just wish that was more common than the meme balloons some usually draw on her

>>149946927
Dozens of thirsty white men definitely tried to get Oum's number after this.

>>149947220
>Anne gets embarassed that her Mom is now a sexy celebrity where they live for about 3 weeks because of that jumbotron shot
>Oum doesn't even know why since she's not on instagram or wherever, just that a lot of men now come to Thai Go and flirt with her

>>149945994
Nta but the butt of a woman in her 30s shouldn't look like that

>>149947328
>in her 30s
Most of the moms posted here are past 40s though

>>149947451
In that picture or ITT?

>>149946024
i need to die under there

>>149947288
It would be hot if there's art of mrs. Boonchuy offering "special services" to her white customers behind her husband's back.

>>149947775
Both obviously

People in this thread seriously be like "Oh I fucking love older women but only when they look like 18 year olds"

>>149947845
Most moms ITT are in their 30s

>>149947854
"Older women" means women over 50, bro. The milfs here are still "young".

>>149947858
I barely find any single one that is besides Johanna maybe
>>149947904
If you want young milfs go for teen moms ffs

>>149947854
It’s zoomers. People in their mid 20s are considered “hags” to them. They have no real concept of age at all.

>>149947917
Could be japs too

>>149947854
>>149947917
Well EXCUUUSE me they're not morbidly obese enough for you. This is not an ugly hag thread after all.

>>149947915
A MILF in her 30s-early 40s is "young".
t. married almost 40 guy.

>>149916217
>>149934267
>>149937217

>>149944875
Thanks man. She's pretty great.

>>149947854
MILFS = 29-55. Anything older are senior citizens.

>>149947954
>morbid obesity is when they're not literal sticks
>ugly hag is when they're past their 30s
What are you even doing in a thread about moms?

>>149948014
>29
35, that was the usual standard

Btw past 50s and gilfs are considered "mature" not "older"

>>149948014
A 55 years old woman should be a GILF if her kids aren't a failure.

Okay, but what MILF would win in an eating competition?

>>149948062
Women are having kids later now.
A woman may have kids at 30. Then 25 years later she’s a 55 year old MILF. But her oldest daughter is still a single 25 year old.
So not necessarily GILF age yet.

>>149948426
This is why white people are going to be a minority by the end of this century

what about Min?

>>149941431
>>149946603
If Matt Braly were to make Oum's proportions less cartoonish, her body would look like the mom character from Matt Braly's YA graphic novel minus the muscle, just big mature Asian chocolate breasts bouncing around as she serves her customers Thai food.

Quick, post more MILFs while oumschizo is busy in the other thread

>>149949524
Ok

>>149949593
I like to think they're looking at Nicole, who also showed up for their club night, but she's wearing only pasties

>>149916206 (OP)
Not only do I find Maddie to be the most attractive, I'd be genuinely interested to hear how her ghost tech actually works over dinner.

>>149949698
She isn't wearing a sling bikini this time?

>>149949698
>I like to think they're looking at Nicole
I was headcanoning the same thing. I like to think she's giving a speech. Or even getting it on with several men.

>>149949756
she does have other things in her wardrobe
like fishnets, pasties, long strings of condoms
and body oil, which is her casual at home outfit

>>149916206 (OP)
Hildas mom is the sexiest

>>149949524
>brown fatty
Nah I'd rather the thread die.

>>149949792
>body oil
>Over fur

>>149949915
I will reject whatever aspects of reality I wish to enjoy my porn better

>>149949915
Yes.

>>149916206 (OP)
How's possible that the thread is going to research bump limit?

>>149916206 (OP)
None.

>>149949047
>>149942852
She really killed trillions of sperm

>>149949979
that's kinda hot

>>149950227
My mother-in-law does this too.

>>149949820
There's something so downright pathetic about pics like this.

>>149950562
Sorry but /ss/ is for people with big brains

>>149949915
Yes, fur does need oil.

>>149949979
What is it?

I love this woman. I wish she was real.

>>149950947
It appears to be a cat lady.

>>149950667
That's what they said about cuckoldry.

>>149950989
I'm sorry to hear that about you and your mom, anon

Last one, then Ima draw her up.

>>149950989
And they were right.

>>149950989
have both then
https://co.llection.pics/post/view/141107

>>149950562
I think it's just so weird that they choose one of the wimpiest characters to self insert as

>>149951101
I think it's a sign of porn addiction you feel the need to piss and whine about "why don't you draw only MY self insert???"

most likely they don't self insert, they just like the character. That's why they don't whine when they see other males posted but (you) do

>>149951101
I for one think self inserting as a buff giga chad is the actually pathetic move

>>149951019
You were tricked.

>>149951164
Just don't get cucked, bro.

I wonder if Madam Pandora and Eclipsa could be friends...

>>149951092
Holy fuck

>>149949820
>>149934267
Head's up, my Johanna/David comic's now done

I'll post it a lil later on the Hilda thread

Nicole, obviously. Easiest question in the world.

>>149951162
Less pathetic. You're self-inserting into someone you want to be, instead of elaborating the fantasy down to your level. Women do not like wimps or small dicks.

>>149951211
Fantastic work my friend.

>>149951211
Why are her boobs so big?

>>149951249
I'm not a shotafag but let's not pretend like there aren't women teachers molesting little boys

>>149951249
I think you just need to stop self-inserting in general and crying like a fag about other people's porn, loser. This is why women don't like you.

>>149951294
Yeah seriously.
Guy has no life outside the computer, so he goes onto minority of threads that contain porn that isn't his specific self-insert fantasy and cries about it because it doesn't suit the specific escapism needs of a fat permavirgin blob like him
then thinks he's "cool" because he self inserts as some generic faceless goku or broly from a children's cartoon on his computer and cries like a baby on the internet where others don't
How sad.

seething about porn always boils down to that you can't make your own that caters to your preferences
have to sit in the corner like a cuck and hope artchad makes what you like this time (he won't)

Another great thread guys, great way to end it.
Thanks drawfriends who showed up.

>>149951262
Thanks!
>>149951277
Her boobs are actually quite big in the comic, but really just because I think it’s cute
>>149951294
Lol

>>149951565
It could've been better if 50% of it wasn't the roll spam. Most of it was probably the same guy too.

>>149951604
What brush you using mate? Its nice.

>>149951672
Hilda the show has kind of a grainy line for drawing everything
on GIMP you can get similar to it with the brush tool, basic simple dynamics, with the "jitter" set at 0.50
There are also some preset custom brushes. The one called textured ink is the most similar to the show, I know clipstudio has a custom brush like that but i don't remember if it has the same name

>>149951732
Man I haven't used GIMP in ages. I'll see if theres a brush like that with a slight grainy and jitteryness to it.

>>149951623
the only people who should be allowed to roll are drawfags

So long gentlemen.

>>149952015
Bye

>>149951543
Nope. I can draw better than most /co/ drawfags. I just hate seeing my board cluttered with junk threads like this one. Always the same shitty reposts, the same greedy parasites and needy namefag "artists". If the threads happened once in a blue moon, and all the art posted was at least competent, I would not give a shit. I'd just let it happen, maybe even join in. But not this shit.

>>149952245
>I can draw better than most /co/ drawfags.
Prove it.

>>149952245
you're full of shit lmao

>>149952298
Not until the board is free of faggotry.
>>149952369
No.

>>149952461
So you're either a liar or a coward.

Anyway, have some saucy Johanna from someone who's capable of sharing their art.

>>149952535
I'm neither. I'm just not going to reward you for your cuntiness. I draw better than Swain.

>>149952461
you are cucked by shotachads forever, little bitch liar

>>149952616
>shotachads
No such thing, shotacuck.

>>149952641
prove me wrong by posting your masterpieces, Da Vinci
surely you can do that
unless you're all big mouth and no balls like a little bitch cuck

>>149952664
I won't do it. Your weak words of projection mean nothing to me.

>>149952753
because you can't because you're not an artist
what a weak ass loser you are lying about shit

>>149952641
Fucking Nedfag