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Anonymous No.149919726 >>149919756 >>149919769 >>149919822 >>149920033 >>149921263 >>149921328 >>149921708
Death Battle
Anonymous No.149919752
nasutroons out
Anonymous No.149919756
>>149919726 (OP)
Makima humiliated Gojo in the last Thread
Anonymous No.149919757 >>149919815 >>149920159
...
Anonymous No.149919764 >>149919785
Yor vs Roberta will be Ben’s ryona masterpiece.
Anonymous No.149919769 >>149919820
>>149919726 (OP)
This could have a gunfight section and a spaceship section.
Anonymous No.149919774 >>149919798 >>149920423 >>149921091 >>149923005
No more chainscaling.
Anonymous No.149919785 >>149919801
>>149919764
Boberta loses because Yor is more recent and popular.
Anonymous No.149919791
KKKKKIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOSSSS
Anonymous No.149919798 >>149919825
>>149919774
You know who gets his 1-A tiering without chainscaling?
Anonymous No.149919801 >>149919831 >>149919890
>>149919785
I mean Yor also hits tennis balls at supersonic speeds and stops cars with kicks what does Roberta even have against that?
Anonymous No.149919814 >>149919848
>can't compete with goku unless they give him the multiversal shit they've been rejecting the entire show and only sort of acknowledged this season
>probably not enough one off haxes and rpg items to beat bing bing wahoo now that stats are more or less equalized
>not enough cosmology retardbabble to beat the flashes
>won't beat oni girl because the guy astroturfing the matchup insists that kasen should fight diet sonic
Is there any hope for him?
Anonymous No.149919815
>>149919757
>Kratos sees picrel
>says fuck it and stabs himself with the Blade of Olympus again
Anonymous No.149919820
>>149919769
Han Solo was a fucking hilarious character in Legends. Dude was living on "fuck it, we ball" energy.
Anonymous No.149919822 >>149920541 >>149920556 >>149921468
>>149919726 (OP)
For the record, if you will.
Every animated Superman?
Fodder.
Every live action Superman?
Fodder
Every comic Superman?
Fodder

Composite Superman?
Bitch made.
Anonymous No.149919823 >>149919886
We love miss Makima and her 9 incher here.
Anonymous No.149919825 >>149919838 >>149919845
>>149919798
certainly not the character in that image. THIS character, on the other hand...
Anonymous No.149919831 >>149919855
>>149919801
Guns, maid outfit and glasses.
Anonymous No.149919838
>>149919825
Post Kratos being stronger than a sub human
Anonymous No.149919844
This battle would top even Goku vs Superman in popularity.
Anonymous No.149919845 >>149919859 >>149919864 >>149919947 >>149920531 >>149920737
>>149919825
Anonymous No.149919848
>>149919814
This season had Kratos lore'ng his way to beat Asura; them having Sonic beat Goku would not surprise me at all at this point.
Anonymous No.149919855
>>149919831
Anonymous No.149919859
>>149919845
this nigga eating beans
Anonymous No.149919864
>>149919845
BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANTOOOOSSSSSSSS
Anonymous No.149919870 >>149919879 >>149919896 >>149919970 >>149920012 >>149920030 >>149920103 >>149920201 >>149920268 >>149920819 >>149920993 >>149921033 >>149921056 >>149921088 >>149921609 >>149923291
Fuck "Outer 1-A lore chainscaling" shit. Post street level battles.
Anonymous No.149919879 >>149919904 >>149919926 >>149920012
>>149919870
why wouldn't John Wick dominate?
Anonymous No.149919886
>>149919823
I adore the silly and/or smug facial expressions she does in the manga. I feel like fan art often misses that part and doubles down on her femme fatale angle too much.
Anonymous No.149919890 >>149919900 >>149919908 >>149919965
>>149919801
>what does Roberta even have against that?
Guns. Yor gets outranged pretty badly. So as long as Roberta can keep her distance, she has a chance. Yor is not invincible and has taken bullets to her ass and that basically fucked her up to the point she needed to drink pufferfish poison to get better.
Anonymous No.149919896
>>149919870
feels wild we've never gotten a proper cowboy battle on the show
Anonymous No.149919898 >>149920036
Ass vs Ass
Anonymous No.149919900 >>149920061
>>149919890
Wasn't that purely due to the pain because she got shot in the butt and had to sit down the entire day?
Anonymous No.149919904
>>149919879
You basically play as a one-man army in GTA too, desu, so Michael is not that far behind.
Anonymous No.149919908 >>149919919
>>149919890
>THROB
Are we getting another big willy in here?
Anonymous No.149919919 >>149919944 >>149919960
>>149919908
Stop being gay
Anonymous No.149919926 >>149920000
>>149919879
probably Michael's Bullet Time which gives fucking retarded speed if they use it
Anonymous No.149919944
>>149919919
Oh, okay.
Anonymous No.149919947 >>149919953 >>149919962
>>149919845
Why didn't Kratos save his bowl of beans with his MFTL speed?
Anonymous No.149919953
>>149919947
Outerversal gravity
Anonymous No.149919958
Post kino
Anonymous No.149919960 >>149919995
>>149919919
If he's considering futa on male that's incredibly gay however futa on female is the straightest pairing as determined by powerscaling
Anonymous No.149919962
>>149919947
Immeasurable speed bowl of beans.
Anonymous No.149919965 >>149920061
>>149919890
I don't disagree but Yor is ridiculously fast and even as you showed her getting shot isn't necessarily a death sentence
Anonymous No.149919970 >>149920024
>>149919870
"Ah, shit! Here we go again!"
Anonymous No.149919995 >>149920014
>>149919960
We have to consider the futa first. So let's look at the last digit and see how big Yor is...
Anonymous No.149920000
>>149919926
Michael also killed pretty much a whole army of Merryweather agents by himself in that movie premier mission where they invade his house.
Anonymous No.149920001 >>149920068 >>149920139
Anonymous No.149920012
>>149919870
Nah, John vs John is where its at

>>149919879
Literal bullet timing for Michael
Anonymous No.149920014 >>149920039
>>149919995
GLOBALAVERAGEor...
Anonymous No.149920024 >>149920128 >>149920465
>>149919970
Jacket loses, no? He dies to one hit from anything in his home universe
Anonymous No.149920030 >>149920054
>>149919870
Tony Soprano vs Walter White or Christopher Moltisanti vs Jesse Pinkman
Anonymous No.149920033
>>149919726 (OP)
what would that fight even look like
Anonymous No.149920036
>>149919898
Deathstroke scales higher
Anonymous No.149920039
>>149920014
Perfectly balanced. Not too big, not too small. Gold standard.
Anonymous No.149920046 >>149920180
I thought every Eastern god would be as easy to defeat as Asura...
... BIG MISTAKE!
Anonymous No.149920054 >>149920110
>>149920030
>mob boss and top level enforcer versus 'old guy with cancer' and 'drug addict retard who has gotten his ass beat by said old guy with cancer'
Anonymous No.149920061
>>149919900
True but the main point is to show she’s not invulnerable in combat. She did have some struggle against that swordsman assassin during the cruise ship arc. Bullets can hurt her and she’s mainly a close distance fighter.
>>149919965
Yeah, I think she dodged a sniper bullet but I think being overwhelmed with gunfire by Roberta is a bit different from that. The point is it’s very important Roberta doesn’t directly try to go blow for blow with Yor to have a chance.
Anonymous No.149920068 >>149920139
>>149920001
ERB
Anonymous No.149920093
>how it feels knowing Krillin could dog walk every animated and live action Superman
Anonymous No.149920103
>>149919870
Point Man vs someone
Anonymous No.149920107
...ducking the comic one I see.
Anonymous No.149920110 >>149920165
>>149920054
They have no answer to Walter's pipe bomb, fulminated mercury, ricin poisoning and trunk machine gun.
Anonymous No.149920120 >>149920144 >>149920194 >>149920221 >>149920243 >>149920320 >>149921985
I had a interesting thought experiment recently: what if tooru or wonder of u got cursed by the ring video tape? Could Wonder of U successfully protect itself/tooru from Sadako?

Bonus round: could Wonder of U work against something like the grudge?
Anonymous No.149920128
>>149920024
CJ is kind of an insane one too, even compared to other GTA protagonists.

He broke into Area 51 (his universe's version of it, at least), killed everyone, stole a jetpack, and flew away with it while avoiding missiles.

Didn't he also stealth kill his way through a whole ship filled with enemies starting only with a knife?
Anonymous No.149920133 >>149920181 >>149920259 >>149921960 >>149922112
>Froppy, no...you killed them...why didn't you hold back?
Anonymous No.149920139 >>149920323
>>149920001
>>149920068
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOORRRRRYYYYYY!

KINGTOS!

VS

DOGSUUUUUUURA!!!!

BEGIN!
Anonymous No.149920144
>>149920120
I don't know. Why U asking me?
Anonymous No.149920159
>>149919757
The better man downplays himself...
Anonymous No.149920165
>>149920110
The entirety of Breaking Bad would probably get soloed by the Atwell Avenue Boys
Anonymous No.149920178 >>149920189
Were we robbed?
Anonymous No.149920180
>>149920046
Those jeet gods? Have SMT scaling specifically 4A
Anonymous No.149920181 >>149920209
>>149920133
She wouldn't be that injured after no diffing Peter Parker.
Anonymous No.149920187
Anonymous No.149920189
>>149920178
Bond stat stomps borne so no
Anonymous No.149920194
>>149920120
Would Wonder of U just curse Sadako from the beginning as it very clearly a hostile threat against his user in the curse
Anonymous No.149920201
>>149919870
More of an intelligence match, but still.
Anonymous No.149920209 >>149920281
>>149920181
Anon that's Peter's blood
Anonymous No.149920221
>>149920120
Yes. Not because Sadako is weak, but because WoU controls calamity, which is a fundamental force. She just can't get past it - and arguably her curse is an expression of calamity in itself.
Sadako crawling out of the TV could probably end like those mildly funny memes where she slips up or TV is too high or it's too small to fit her fat ass through or whatever.
Anonymous No.149920243 >>149920277 >>149920515
>>149920120
Wonder of U is probably superior conceptually to Sadako
Something interesting that is never brought up though is what would happen if Tooru tried to hurt himself, accidentally or intentionally, would WoU subconsciously activate so Tooru never watches the tape to begin with? Even in the match with 096 would Wonder of U prevent Tooru from looking at 096's picture?
Anonymous No.149920259
>>149920133
I love ze frog so much. It was weird how everyone started seething at her when she didn't want to break the rules.
Anonymous No.149920268
>>149919870
They are around building level with supersonic speeds, so I guess high tier street level
Anonymous No.149920277
>>149920243
No. WoU prevents other forces with ill intent from chasing/harming him or Tooru. Tooru being a retard is a wholly Tooru thing.
Anonymous No.149920281 >>149920289
>>149920209
You can see the way her arm is being positioned it looks broken or injured in some way
Anonymous No.149920289
>>149920281
She's just tired from jerking me off.
Anonymous No.149920291 >>149920319 >>149920333
Anonymous No.149920307 >>149920328 >>149920330 >>149920355 >>149920392 >>149920431 >>149920440 >>149920537
How does this webm make you feel?

What if they did a rematch? Time Trapper?
Anonymous No.149920319
>>149920291
>Nicole just Penance Stares Lois and ages her 100 years
Anonymous No.149920320
>>149920120
Sadako put a gag character into a healing coma. She would body Tooru
Anonymous No.149920323
>>149920139
>WOOF WOOF
>moves at a GAZILLION TIMES MFTL+ and instantly gores Kratos
>Wiz: I guess kratos didn't have the dog inside of him
>Boomstick: Well I guess he has it now
>next time
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>That 2hoe oni vs bong sanic
Anonymous No.149920328
>>149920307
Top 3 best finishers in DB. Holy Shit Doomsday is so cool.
Anonymous No.149920330
>>149920307
>How does this webm make you feel?
Old. Useless. A complete disappointment to my younger self.
Anonymous No.149920333 >>149920600 >>149920628
>>149920291
Lois doesn't have nearly has much combat experience as Nicole. Also everyone Giggidies her so she's a whore.
Anonymous No.149920355
>>149920307
Delete this DISRESPECTFUL filth!
Anonymous No.149920386
I curse Sadako with being a cutie
Lmao get fucked no one is scared of you
Anonymous No.149920392 >>149920409
>>149920307
Did Hulk really didn't kill Doomsday a single time in this DB?
Anonymous No.149920409
>>149920392
Hulk was TEACHING Doomsday.
Anonymous No.149920412 >>149920461
ASURAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149920423 >>149920454 >>149920507
>>149919774
This is the problem I have with Dragon Ball
Anonymous No.149920431
>>149920307
TT Doomsday is his strongest version so yeah they'd use him in a post Immortal Hulk wank world
Anonymous No.149920440
>>149920307
Good finisher for the outcome they went with, but I disagree with the outcome
Anonymous No.149920454 >>149920504
>>149920423
Zamasu was an amazing villain
No other bad guy in DB has ever even approached the level of feeling himself that Zamasu had
Anonymous No.149920461
>>149920412
>mfw Kratos could drown but DB said he could breathe in space because of Ares’s illusion
Anonymous No.149920465
>>149920024
He absolutely loses 9 times out of 10
Hotline Miami (as in the actual game) is all about slamming your head into the wall until you get that last 10th time when he wins
Anonymous No.149920478 >>149920526
Bring me JOBIBITO
Anonymous No.149920495 >>149920678
Ass Ketchup, prepare to to be smothered by my giant hairy balls
Anonymous No.149920504 >>149921528
>>149920454
>No other bad guy in DB has ever even approached the level of feeling himself that Zamasu had
Anonymous No.149920507 >>149920532
>>149920423
Super is goody af with their potrayal of these multiversal characters. Z and OG had it easier to mask it since they had lower powerlevels and generally smarter direction with fights.
STILL. I cannot comprehend a character blowing up a planet casually and then fighting by throwing people into boulders and punching people with nothing that visualizes the fact that these punches would "shake"" the universe.
They use basic ki blasts that both look the same to on one hand evaporate a moon and on the other create an explosion that looks like a dynamite went off. There is no in between with these moves.
Anonymous No.149920515 >>149920638 >>149920650
>>149920243
WoU should only activate once pursuit is started. Technically, Tooru entering the kayako residence or doing something to curse himself would only begin the conditions for pursuit to begin. I don't know how WoU would react against something like pic related.
Anonymous No.149920526 >>149920629
>>149920478
Who is this? John Finalfantasy?
Anonymous No.149920531
>>149919845
Why won't Kratos stop eating beans?
Anonymous No.149920532
>>149920507
GT had this problem too
Dragon Ball ended with Z
Anonymous No.149920537
>>149920307
Pure soul.
Anonymous No.149920541
>>149919822
dubs of truth, scholar
Anonymous No.149920556
>>149919822
Anonymous No.149920600
>>149920333
Lois is actually a blackbelt in taejutsu and a champion boxer, but Nicole has supernatural powers in combat down to being able to use a knockoff kamehameha, so I'm betting on Nicole
Anonymous No.149920628
>>149920333
Lois did no diff 3 kryptonians
Anonymous No.149920629
>>149920526
This is Meteor aka warrior of light from FF14. So yes John Final Fantasy
Anonymous No.149920638 >>149920736
>>149920515
To be fair with the amount of people Sadako has killed the karmic retribution aspect of calamity might just instantly destroy her the minute she so much as thought about pursuing Tooru like it did with the one prisoner
Anonymous No.149920650 >>149920682 >>149920699
>>149920515
>I don't know how WoU would react against something like pic related
Considering that WoU is perfectly capable of turning even the most mundane shit deadly or causing completely schizophrenic series of events to occur, it's really hard to gauge how it would work out. Also ghosts are implied to be related to stands so there is also that angle too.
Anonymous No.149920659
I hate Murata's One Punch Man, but I really like this match up.
Anonymous No.149920678 >>149921309
>>149920495
When's the fight?
Anonymous No.149920682
>>149920650
It's pretty cool to imagine. Stands vs ghosts? Maybe araki should explore that in part 9.
Anonymous No.149920686 >>149920707
Post anti-feature
Anonymous No.149920699
>>149920650
at some point you just WANT WoU to come out ahead
Anonymous No.149920707 >>149921505 >>149921616 >>149921738
>>149920686
Anonymous No.149920736 >>149920797
>>149920638
But to destroy her, she first needs to be somewhere. Where is she when she's not chasing someone? Is she corporeal in that moment? Does she physically travel to her target or is it sn instant teleportation?
Anonymous No.149920737 >>149920815
>>149919845
why does it always fuck up the legs
Anonymous No.149920797
>>149920736
Presumably she would just accidentally kill herself as soon as she manifested like the prisoner did with himself
Anonymous No.149920815 >>149920911
>>149920737
Norsetos hardly has any details on his legs that actually pop in his design
Anonymous No.149920819 >>149920892 >>149920917 >>149920988 >>149921170 >>149921700 >>149921728 >>149921816
>>149919870
Arguably more building level but close enough desu.
Anonymous No.149920843
who's winning?
Anonymous No.149920892 >>149920917 >>149920945 >>149920954 >>149920962
>>149920819
Doesn't Frank take everything besides speed? IIRC, he even has a 10 in Intelligence.
Anonymous No.149920911
>>149920815
well sure, but they make his legs so short
Anonymous No.149920917 >>149920972
>>149920819
Frank is the man, but Adam Sandler just bas some retarded feats and statements.
>>149920892
That's just a gameplay crutch, not his actual in-universe stats.
Anonymous No.149920945 >>149921116
>>149920892
Nah Frank is fucked. Even if he has perfect 10s according to game stats, his durability is still way below that of Adam, his speed is lower, his reactions are way slower, his weaponry isn't nearly as impressive.
Anonymous No.149920954 >>149921035 >>149921058
>>149920892
edgerunners over the top anime autism unfortunately gives smasher pretty much everything
Anonymous No.149920962
>>149920892
It depends what gear Smasher has. If Smasher is wearing the DaiOni power armor he out everythings Frank, but we haven't seen him use that in-universe since Cyberpunk 2020 which is over 50 years ago in 2077 canon
Anonymous No.149920972 >>149921035 >>149921058
>>149920917
Ah, I forgot that Adam has the TTRPG statements as well.
Anonymous No.149920988
>>149920819
I think Adam is may be stronger, since his weakest body from the Cyberpunk 2020 rpg book could toss tanks or armoured cars around if I remember correctly, and his 2077 body is far stronger.
His Cyberwear is also arguably much better than franks technology.
Anonymous No.149920993 >>149921070
>>149919870
Anonymous No.149921033 >>149921092
>>149919870
"Evil Dead Rising"
Anonymous No.149921035 >>149921080 >>149921084
>>149920954
Smasher has been busted since the beginning anon

>>149920972
When he wore pic related in the old 2020 TTRPG he had 52 strength in a TTRPG that normally has its stats cap out at 10
Anonymous No.149921056 >>149921090
>>149919870
Max Payne v John Wick
Revy v some other gunslinging anime person
Snake Plissken vs. Mad Max or John McClane
Big Boss v Nick Fury
Anonymous No.149921058 >>149921080 >>149921084
>>149920954
Smasher has been busted since the beginning anon

>>149920972
When he wore pic related in the old 2020 TTRPG he had 52 strength in a TTRPG that normally has its stats cap out at 10
Anonymous No.149921070 >>149921148
>>149920993
Harry gets out gunnned hard, can his stupid electricity scaling carry him?
Anonymous No.149921080
>>149921035
>>149921058
okay idk what's wrong with the pic let me try a different version
Anonymous No.149921084
>>149921058
>>149921035
The INVISIBLE DaoOni...
Reminds me of a TTRPG I played where a character could do 90 damage in a game where 20 HP is already high tier.
Anonymous No.149921088
>>149919870
Can't get more street tier than an army battle of literal whos.
Anonymous No.149921090
>>149921056
>Big Boss v Nick Fury
FUCKING PEAK!!!
Anonymous No.149921091 >>149921273
>>149919774
I'm afraid they're gonna have to remake Diocard then and the result's gonna be different
Anonymous No.149921092 >>149921169 >>149921191 >>149921916
>>149921033
it's still insane that they used frank against RE of all things (what even were the connections other than capcom zombie protags?) and then RE has never even come back since
Anonymous No.149921116
>>149920945
>his weaponry isn't nearly as impressive

That's where you're wrong. You're forgetting that plasma weaponry reduces enemies into puddles of goo, even giant lizards like deathclaws or building sized kaiju like mirelurk queens. The amount of energy involved to do that is enormous, it's similar to mechagodzilla's absolute zero cannon.
Anonymous No.149921148 >>149921161
>>149921070
His what scaling
Anonymous No.149921161 >>149921283
>>149921148
Dodging the electric shots from the cowboy.
Anonymous No.149921169
>>149921092
The popular one for an RE return is Albert Wesker vs Liquid Snake.
Anonymous No.149921170
>>149920819
>Who the FUCK are you?
>Me. FRANK HORRIGAN.UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE

I can hear this death battle
Anonymous No.149921191
>>149921092
Besides that? Nothing and I never saw anyone suggesting it back in the day. I think even shit like Chris vs Stryker got more requests.
Anonymous No.149921210
well i'm waiting
Anonymous No.149921263
>>149919726 (OP)
My money is on Grox, because spore has more outlandish space opera tier stuff going on in it that all tomorrows but I might be wrong.
Anonymous No.149921273
>>149921091
Alucard also gets hit by this, so maybe Dio will still win.
Anonymous No.149921283 >>149921302 >>149921316
>>149921161
That is certainly not how I would have interpreted that scene, especially since he gets brained with a thrown frying pan in the same fight
Anonymous No.149921302
>>149921283
He kinda needs to the speed advantage, to not get instantly destroyed by man in black far superior technology.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149921309
>>149920678
two more weeks
Anonymous No.149921316 >>149921360
>>149921283
KINGtos defeated an immeasurably fast++++++ character with a catapult, Harry just needs to invoke his power
Anonymous No.149921328
>>149919726 (OP)
Superman? Heh, those are some nice TRICKS you've got going on, pretty stellar special effects. Are you ready to face the WORLD CHAMP?
Anonymous No.149921348
Ashbros, you guys have two weeks to think of a counter. Good luck.
Anonymous No.149921358 >>149921496
Anyone got that webm of Greta twerking?
Anonymous No.149921360
>>149921316
>KINGtos defeated an immeasurably fast++++++ character with a catapult
Fuark… BEAST!
Anonymous No.149921404 >>149921426
Next time will be Ruby vs Maka and we'll spend all 3 weeks talking about Hulk vs Godzilla, Kratos vs Asura, and Ash vs Yugi.
Anonymous No.149921426
>>149921404
at least the first week will be dedicated solely to melties over hulkzilla before the SHARTos spam starts up again
Anonymous No.149921468 >>149921651
>>149919822
>>149919408
Jiren would've killed Goku many times over if there was never a no kill rule at the tournament.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149921496
>>149921358
greta?
Anonymous No.149921505
>>149920707
Those punches and slams would've killed the Hulk btw.
Anonymous No.149921528
>>149920504
>bugkek
Android sagas was the start of the horrible writing. Freeza is the superior villain.
Anonymous No.149921609 >>149922323
>>149919870
Anonymous No.149921616
>>149920707
I always laugh at this
Anonymous No.149921651
>>149921468
He probably would have just obliterated him the first time he started fighting back, ie after he went Blue
Anonymous No.149921700
>>149920819
Frank punches Smasher once and he explodes just like that Deathclaw did
Anonymous No.149921708 >>149921739 >>149921740 >>149921761 >>149921796
>>149919726 (OP)
If we took all the existing contestants, teamed them up with their canon strongest nemesis, and put them into a battle royale who'd win? Superman and Darkseid? Spongebob and Doodlebob?
Anonymous No.149921728
>>149920819
Smasher can move so fucking fast he can see bullets in slow motion, how the fuck doesn't he stomp?
Anonymous No.149921738
>>149920707
The ice is using Ki Control obviously.
Anonymous No.149921739 >>149921759
>>149921708
Batman and Joker are protected by plot so them
Anonymous No.149921740
>>149921708
Kek imagine superman losing to SpongeBob.
Anonymous No.149921759
>>149921739
Batman and joker would just be batkek, so he sends them all to the fortnite cucksheed.
Anonymous No.149921761
>>149921708
Simon and Anti-Spiral but Simon has to carry him across the finish line.
Anonymous No.149921796
>>149921708
Darkseid and Orion.
Anonymous No.149921816 >>149921846
>>149920819
>Frank Horrigan, United States Secret Service agent has the hardest fight in his series
>Adam Jobber stands around like a cuck and then gets dismantled with ease by a schizophrenic with Keanu Reeves talking inside their head
Smasher wins
>But the DaiOni gives Smasher 52 strength!
They'd only use his 2077 version which doesn't have it and you can't compare different TTRPG stats anyway
Anonymous No.149921823 >>149921850 >>149921854
We agree that Batman and Robin had gay sex back in the day, right?
Anonymous No.149921846
>>149921816 (me)
Horrigan wins not Smasher, forgive my mistake...
Anonymous No.149921850
>>149921823
I mean it's why Batwoman had to be created before they turned her into a dyke so yeah
Anonymous No.149921851 >>149921885 >>149921915 >>149921976 >>149922076 >>149922829
Can Dragon Ball scholars post a single character in their verse moving this fast?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149921854
>>149921823
>We agree that Batman and Robin had gay sex back in the day, right?
yes, anon, yes.
gay sex

moving on
Anonymous No.149921885 >>149921900 >>149921939 >>149921942
>>149921851
Anonymous No.149921900
>>149921885
Invincibros…
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149921915
>>149921851
goku and cell can teleport
Anonymous No.149921916
>>149921092
Wesker and Alice are waiting for their turns.
Anonymous No.149921918
So that's it? What we some kinda, suicide squad?
Anonymous No.149921939
>>149921885
D-doesn't count
Anonymous No.149921942 >>149921961 >>149921968
>>149921885
Anonymous No.149921960
>>149920133
Brolybros...
Anonymous No.149921961 >>149921978 >>149921997 >>149922196
>>149921942
this canonically took him 29 minutes btw (the fusion ended shortly after)
Anonymous No.149921967 >>149922009
Does Composite Barbie defeat Monster High + Bratz?
Anonymous No.149921968
>>149921942
INVICIXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!
Anonymous No.149921970 >>149922012 >>149922041
Batman should learn the Mafuba and seal the joker in a rice cooker.
Anonymous No.149921976
>>149921851
I can post power level numbers
Anonymous No.149921978 >>149921994 >>149922030
>>149921961
nolan destroying the flaxan planet took a full year
Anonymous No.149921985
>>149920120
we using novel Sadako who just kills you with small pox?
Anonymous No.149921994
>>149921978
Y-you weren't supposed to bring that up...
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149921997
>>149921961
>took him 29 minutes
uh, didn't he run out of energy instead?
Anonymous No.149922009
>>149921967
"Barbie: Star Light Adventure", Barbie restores every star in the universe by dancing.
Anonymous No.149922012 >>149922029 >>149922039
>>149921970
Why doesn't Batman just rape the Joker?
Anonymous No.149922025
ok, good news about the bed bug situation. put a boxspring and mattress protector on, used that diatomaceous earth powder, three kinds of bed bug killing spray, wrapped old wood in seran wrap, and placed bed bug traps. also steam cleaned my mattress to kill any possible eggs
haven't been bitten in 2 days

but also, pity win banner, lol
Anonymous No.149922029 >>149922043 >>149922075
>>149922012
Why doesn't the justice system kill the Joker vis electric chair?
Anonymous No.149922030
>>149921978
He collapsed their civilization and forced them to build a portal. He didn't want to wipe them out completely off the cuff
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149922039
>>149922012
>Why doesn't Batman just rape the Joker?
Gordon, please
Anonymous No.149922041
>>149921970
Why would Batman willingly pass up free opportunities to beat the shit out of Jason when he tries killing Batman's bf?
Anonymous No.149922043 >>149922055
>>149922029
insanity plea.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149922055 >>149922065 >>149922069 >>149922098 >>149922110 >>149922145
>>149922043
why doesn't a rouge police murder him?
Anonymous No.149922065
>>149922055
because she's too busy stealing the master emerald.
Anonymous No.149922069 >>149922105
>>149922055
Batman can move at MFTL+++++++++ Speed when he detects the jonklha is in danger.
Anonymous No.149922075
>>149922029
because for some reason the one time they finally decided to do it Joker was actually innocent so Batman had to save him and get the actual guy responsible for the crime
Anonymous No.149922076
>>149921851
It's freaky how fast and high Viltrumites can move during fights. Gives me vertigo almost
Anonymous No.149922098
>>149922055
They're too afraid that Batpsycho will paralyze them from the neck down if they kill Joker
Anonymous No.149922105 >>149922114 >>149922140 >>149922160
>>149922069
>"One of the smartest humans in the DC universe!"
>Looks inside
>Fucking retard
Anonymous No.149922106 >>149922123 >>149923247
>Solos all of One Piece
Anonymous No.149922110
>>149922055
Rouge is the bat thief. Rogue is someone going rogue or that hot bitch from X-men.
Anonymous No.149922112
>>149920133
This is froppy brutalizing a civilian who illegally used their quirk to defend themselves from a robber btw
Anonymous No.149922114
>>149922105
MFTL++++++++++ gun obviously.
Anonymous No.149922116 >>149922155 >>149922231
Who wins?

The editorial force that keeps Peter Parker single, constant pain, and forever away from MJ

Against

The editorial force that's keeping Joker alive
Anonymous No.149922123
>>149922106
True.
Anonymous No.149922140
>>149922105
Couldn't they just make the Joker smarter to explain why he keeps escaping, instead of making Batman a dumbass who keeps saving him?
Anonymous No.149922145
>>149922055
The rogue police are too busy protecting Joker's life when Batman accidentally goes out of line and forgets he's not supposed to kill him
Anonymous No.149922146 >>149922167 >>149922170 >>149922448 >>149923415
If Godzilla ends up losing I don't think Ultima's reputation will ever recover
Anonymous No.149922155
>>149922116
Parker
Anonymous No.149922160 >>149922177
>>149922105
Superman kissed the clown to save his life. You can't tell me they're not in love
Anonymous No.149922167 >>149922279 >>149922310
>>149922146
Wait, Goji, if it's not official, how do YOU know that one?
Anonymous No.149922170 >>149922298
>>149922146
I mean yeah, Singular Point has been shat on as being boring and soulless scifi shit and the only reason people have begun to suck it off is the retarded novel wank
Anonymous No.149922177 >>149922218 >>149922240
>>149922160
>Superman
Batman*
I'm getting them mixed up because /dbg/ tells me they got the same power level
Anonymous No.149922183 >>149922230 >>149922330
>*cleans the evil villains soul like a laundromat machine and reincarnating them*

BOVNDLESS.
Anonymous No.149922196
>>149921961
Super Saiyan aura doesn't last 29 minutes in the sky, never has. He did that in seconds
Anonymous No.149922218 >>149922240
>>149922177
why are DC's finest so zesty?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149922230
>>149922183
>they need a machine
>meanwhile the average shinigami in bleach just needs to tap you
dragon sissies...
Anonymous No.149922231
>>149922116
At the very least the Peter thing is retarded writers but they also have a lot of highly publicized Elseworlds like the Sonyverse and Spiderverse and alt comic continuities where they're together. Also Peter does manage to pull and things weren't that bad before Wells

The Joker thing has been legitimate brain damage for everyone involved for decades now, culminating in multiple storylines where Batman saves his life for literally no reason, and even in continuities where he dies like Arkham he STILL comes back via mental hallucinations and Batman acts overly sad over his death
Anonymous No.149922240 >>149922260
>>149922177
>>149922218
I can't believe Superman beats Goku even in homosexual relations with his best friend...
Anonymous No.149922260 >>149922283
>>149922240
>I can't believe Sup-MMM....!!! Mmmm...
Anonymous No.149922279
>>149922167
Hulk knows it because he was trying to argue that anthro gojira was better in sex, Godzilla knows it because he was the one arguing with the Hulk.
Anonymous No.149922283 >>149922314 >>149922336
>>149922260
He said BEST FRIEND, Krillin is Goku's best friend
Anonymous No.149922298 >>149922350
>>149922170
I think it's enjoyable. It's just a bit harder to understand due to all the hard sci-fi stuff, especially in the novelization. Beyond that, it's very much a Godzilla story.
Anonymous No.149922310 >>149922360 >>149923457
>>149922167
>Listen man I don't have a Mothra of my own and things get pretty lonely
Anonymous No.149922313 >>149922331 >>149922345
YES.....YESSS!!!!!
Anonymous No.149922314
>>149922283
Anonymous No.149922323
>>149921609
Henry oneshots Jin then loses in a cutscene
Anonymous No.149922330 >>149922343
>>149922183
You turn into a Janemba type demon if those evil impurities contaminated you.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149922331
>>149922313
FUJO
Anonymous No.149922336 >>149922399
>>149922283
WRONG. Saiyan Pride is for Saiyans only
"who wins?" No.149922342
DCEU Shazam vs Movie Sonic

who wins?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149922343
>>149922330
>You turn into a Janemba type demon if those evil impurities contaminated you
imagine if it contaminated somebody actually strong
Anonymous No.149922345
>>149922313
Yoko....I know you're depressed ever since you got sidelined by the story
Anonymous No.149922350 >>149922380
>>149922298
dude I know that the main thing about every Godzilla story is that there's barely any Godzilla but the motherfucker doesn't even actually show up until well over halfway through
Anonymous No.149922360 >>149922417 >>149922421
>>149922310
In Singular Point, Mothra would just be an aspect of Godzilla anyway...
Anonymous No.149922363 >>149922371 >>149922430
Why is DBZ the most queer coded animanga in the world?
Anonymous No.149922371
>>149922363
watched by mexicans
Anonymous No.149922380
>>149922350
Most Godzilla films where he's the villain take a while for him to show up. It's especially the case in SP since they give screentime to the "lesser" kaiju first. Godzilla himself also starts out in some not-Godzilla-like forms
Anonymous No.149922398 >>149922420 >>149922424 >>149922499 >>149922587
>Alright, Professor, we get it. Now turn it off. This isn’t funny anymore…
Anonymous No.149922399
>>149922336
Let Mr. Green get some of that...
Anonymous No.149922417 >>149922451
>>149922360
>Godzilla, stop playing with yourself!
Anonymous No.149922420
>>149922398
>I'm trying to STOP them from kissing, Scott... But the homoeroticism in their minds just won't budge...
Anonymous No.149922421
>>149922360
I think Mothra would be like the embodiment of nature trying to stop Ultima from invading the world
But who knows
Anonymous No.149922424
>>149922398
Fuck off, Scott.

You didn't do shit in that orgy island of yours
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149922430 >>149922523
>>149922363
>the most queer coded animanga in the world?
that's Naruto, bruva
Anonymous No.149922432
>Scott, I'm not doing anything other than mentally undressing Jea- I mean, thinking about mutant and human solidarity.
Anonymous No.149922448 >>149922482 >>149922507
>>149922146
Of course. Most kaijubros I've seen hate it and people only bring up suggszilla to win vs debates, once it gets fraudchecked there will be nothing left.
Anonymous No.149922449 >>149922497 >>149922511 >>149922521 >>149922527 >>149922553 >>149922567 >>149922589 >>149922590
What made zoomers hate powerscaling?
Anonymous No.149922451 >>149922467
>>149922417
Would that count as selfcest or masturbation?
Anonymous No.149922467
>>149922451
a wet dream i guess
Anonymous No.149922479 >>149922496 >>149922533 >>149922548
Name one mutant who isn't a degenerate
Anonymous No.149922482
>>149922448
Most kaijufags I've seen enjoyed it and want a season 2
Anonymous No.149922496 >>149922529 >>149922711
>>149922479
that one guy whose only power is being completely forgettable
Anonymous No.149922497
>>149922449
The moment when feats took a backseat to statements and everyone is in a collective arms race to wank their favorite character to multiversal or higher. Remember back when just being planet level was impressive?
Anonymous No.149922499
>>149922398
Cyclops...The professor hasn't been the same since he tried to stop Yoko...
Anonymous No.149922507
>>149922448
>suggszilla
Anonymous No.149922511
>>149922449
Because they were told their favorite character loses
Anonymous No.149922521
>>149922449
Ya'll got crazy
Anonymous No.149922523
>>149922430
JJK is gayer
Anonymous No.149922527
>>149922449
They are unable to recognize that people can know that "the author can do whatever they want" while still "properly" debating who would win in a fight.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149922529 >>149922541 >>149922711
>>149922496
>hat one guy whose only power is being completely forgettable
who?
Anonymous No.149922530
9 trillion
times
FTL
lowballed
Anonymous No.149922533 >>149922556 >>149922568 >>149922576 >>149922583 >>149922601 >>149922614 >>149922620
>>149922479
none of them
Anonymous No.149922541 >>149922711
>>149922529
I forgot
Anonymous No.149922548 >>149923247
>>149922479
Anonymous No.149922553
>>149922449
Because they rightly recognize the wankfest is retarded
Anonymous No.149922556
>>149922533
>homophobia
>and I guess he fucking froze the earth
I mean, he was mind controled, but still...
Anonymous No.149922563
One more week until Ultima fraud check
Anonymous No.149922567
>>149922449
To be fair, I think the modern death battle style of power scaling is fucking retarded. Kratos is the biggest and most recent example of ignoring everything the games show to wank a character as hard as posssible
Anonymous No.149922568
>>149922533
>Homophobia
My HERO
Anonymous No.149922574
Max Payne vs every GTA protagonist
Anonymous No.149922576
>>149922533
>exploded a star and killed an entire alien race
>as bad as outing someone as a fag
i fucking hate reddit so much
Anonymous No.149922583
>>149922533
Logan's doesn't seem bad
Anonymous No.149922587
>>149922398
>Scott telling anyone to stop with homosexual fantasies
lol
Anonymous No.149922589 >>149922606 >>149922645 >>149922648 >>149922800
>>149922449
Zoomers were raised on shit like nu-Marvel and Soi Wars where all the writing is logically inconsistent, and thus they assume all stories are just meant to be like that. If a story IS logically well-written (and thus is good for powerscaling, like Dragon Ball), then it’s β€œpoorly written”. If someone criticizes their story for not making sense and for characters jobbing or getting glazed out of nowhere, then they’re labelled as β€œtoxic”. It’s corporate cult mentality.
Anonymous No.149922590 >>149923096
>>149922449
Ya'll got crazy
Anonymous No.149922601 >>149922609
>>149922533
Rogue needs a medal
Anonymous No.149922606 >>149922631 >>149922665 >>149922666 >>149922683
>>149922589
>If a story IS logically well-written (and thus is good for powerscaling, like Dragon Ball)
>like Dragon Ball
>Dragon Ball
Anonymous No.149922609
>>149922601
carol wasn't that bad back then
Anonymous No.149922614
>>149922533
The sentinels are necessary and Genosha needed to die.
Anonymous No.149922620
>>149922533
That time Ice Man froze the Earth and made Thor his bitch, thinking Ragnarok was nigh, was the moment I stopped taking Thor seriously
Anonymous No.149922631
>>149922606
Superman would shit his pants seeing this image, btw
Anonymous No.149922645 >>149922757 >>149922837
>>149922589
Star Wars (besides the Sequels) is generally pretty consistent when it comes to powerscaling stuff. At worst, you have extra material making Force users way stronger than they are in the movies, but you can chalk that up to genre limitations.
Anonymous No.149922648
>>149922589
There is nothing logical about dragon ball scaling
Anonymous No.149922650 >>149922716 >>149922828
Glass is his kryptonite
Anonymous No.149922665
>>149922606
Rock solos.
Anonymous No.149922666
>>149922606
Literally all of these things beat a tree btw so Superman is weaker than Goku
Anonymous No.149922683 >>149922858 >>149922885
>>149922606
Ok to be fair
Dragon Ball may suck story wise
But the characters are very likeable
So people enjoy the series not just because of power scalling but because they like the characters
People try to portray Goku as this invincible being because they grew up watching him kinda like a kid thinking his dad could beat anyone
Meanwhile Solo Levelling is only for power scalling because there is nothing else to care about
Anonymous No.149922710 >>149922735 >>149922771 >>149922779 >>149922804
I'm CONSISTENT
I NEVER job
I DON'T rely on others for chain scaling
I SHOW my feats and PROVE my statements
And my wife LOVES me
Anonymous No.149922711
>>149922496
>>149922529
>>149922541
Forgetmenot was a fat simp
Anonymous No.149922716 >>149922738 >>149922741 >>149922780 >>149922828
>>149922650
Why didn't he just dodge that with his 10 TRILLION TIMES MASSIVELY FTL++++++++++++++++ speed?
Anonymous No.149922735 >>149922781
>>149922710
Asura, Edward Elric, Avatar Aang…
Anonymous No.149922738
>>149922716
His stand moves that fast, DIO himself is only as fast as a (fairly old and reasonably powerful) vampire, which makes him a bit above wall level
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149922741
>>149922716
>Why didn't he just dodge that with his 10 TRILLION TIMES MASSIVELY FTL++++++++++++++++ speed?
the glass moved faster still
Anonymous No.149922745
Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!
Anonymous No.149922757 >>149922778
>>149922645
It TECHNICALLY isn’t powerscaling because it’s tech and not people, but one egregious example is the fatass bombers from TLJ. They were slower, weaker, and seemingly more poorly-built than Y-wings from 30 years ago. In which case, why would they even bother using them over Y-wings? Why did technology for the Rebellion/Resistance get weaker when they won the previous war, and are supposed to be the main governing body of the galaxy in this era?
Anonymous No.149922770 >>149922783 >>149922819 >>149922839 >>149922913
Ok fine I admit IT! I'm NOTHING but a FRAUDULENT JOBBER that relies on my BROWN fans making shit up for me to go above MOUNTAIN LEVEL!
Anonymous No.149922771
>>149922710
The one and only SON GOKU! Not Superman, Thor, or anyone else, just THE SAIYAN, THE STAR OF DRAGON BALL Z! CHA-LA HEAD CHA-LA!
Anonymous No.149922778
>>149922757
I did say "Besides the Sequels" for a reason
Anonymous No.149922779
>>149922710
Not a single comic book character...
Anonymous No.149922780
>>149922716
He was feeling sleepy
Anonymous No.149922781 >>149922844
>>149922735
Asura's whole thing is that he jobbed in the beginning and he died to yasha
Anonymous No.149922783
>>149922770
Pomni...
Anonymous No.149922790 >>149922827 >>149922841
Anonymous No.149922800 >>149922842 >>149922868
>>149922589
When it comes to powerscaling the best authors can do is avoid being logically inconsistent and dumb as much as possible, because they will always inevitably slip up and write themselves into a corner eventually and fuck up the powerscaling because of it anyway so they just need to avoid shitting the bed too hard. However, Dragon Ball is definitely not a good example of it lmao.
Anonymous No.149922804 >>149922839
>>149922710
KINGtos!!!
Anonymous No.149922819
>>149922770
Jax...
Anonymous No.149922827
>>149922790
Post the official version not the edit
Anonymous No.149922828 >>149922939
>>149922650
>>149922716
Why didn’t DIO use Space Ripper Stingy Eyes on Kakyoin when he was trapped by 20m Emerald Splash? Or when he was on the ground when Jotaro was about to finish him off? He squirted blood from his leg to blind Jotaro; now imagine if he did that, but from his eyes, with enough force to blow a hole in Jotaro’s head.
Anonymous No.149922829
>>149921851
The only thing interesting and exceptional about this speed feat is that unlike most characters who move at super speed Nolan doesn't produce any kind of special effect that prevents the collateral damage of superspeed.
Anonymous No.149922837 >>149922893
>>149922645
Star Wars Rebels Magazine #1
Kanan and Ezra throw asteroids at this villain's ship using the Force. It was released after Disney purchased Lucasfilm, so it is Disney canon.
This ship is 52.3 meters long according to the Star Wars wiki.
Height:
>300 / 188 = 1.59
>52.3 x 1.59 = 83.15 meters
>83.15 / 2 = 41.57 meters.
Length:
>197 / 188 = 1.04
>52.3 x 1.04 = 54.39 meters
>54.39 / 2 = 27.19 meters.
(4 Γ— Ο€ Γ— 27.19 Γ— 41.57 Γ— 27.19)/3 = 128732.15 cubic meters (128732150000 cubic centimeters.)
Most asteroids have a density of 5.32 grams per cubic centimeter.
128732150000 x 5.32 = 684855038 kilograms.
The ships in the comic are shown to be traveling fast enough to avoid asteroids. Asteroids move at 25 km/s on average, which would be 25000 m/s. The asteroids the two threw would have to move just as fast to hit the ship.
684855038 kg at 25000 m/s = 2.14017199375E+17 Joules
51.15 Megatons (City level)
Anonymous No.149922839
>>149922804
Oopsieroo doopsieroo! meant for this >>149922770 sorry haha
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149922841 >>149922896
>>149922790
that rock? a SMT rock
Anonymous No.149922842 >>149922892 >>149922924
>>149922800
A lot of powerscaling stuff also comes from authors having a very, very rough grasp on physics, resulting in stuff like "this character is MFTL because he dodges lasers"
Anonymous No.149922844
>>149922781
>Asura's whole thing is that he jobbed in the beginning
He was killed by Deus who was way more powerful than him at the start. His first showcase of power was him beating Vlitra back to sleep.
>he died to yasha
He literally just came out from fighting Wyzen and losing all his arms. Yasha also was more powerful than Asura at that point too while Asura was exhausted.
Anonymous No.149922858
>>149922683
I'd say half of it is nostalgia, but Dragon Ball is actually pretty good up to cell saga. Vegeta's character arc is really good. Seeing Gohan growing up is cool, and the whole "hero gets married and has children but the series goes on" doesn't happen that often. Future Trunks was awesome. There's lots of cool memorable moments
Anonymous No.149922868 >>149922959 >>149922968
>>149922800
>However, Dragon Ball is definitely not a good example of it lmao.
Yes it is, number goes up each chapter, every villain is stronger than the last, it's very simple and easy to understand.
Anonymous No.149922885
>>149922683
Solo Leveling is just a power fantasy for indians and gooks
Anonymous No.149922892
>>149922842
I'd say other way around. Most characters aren't 'meant' to be FTL and having them dodge generic lasers is not an indicator of that, it's just Internet retards who say so.

Better example would be anything that crosses interstellar space or can react while crossing that fast and then the characters still visibly fight with like normal human speed punches like Invincible.
Anonymous No.149922893 >>149922942
>>149922837
>ONLY city level
Pfft
Anonymous No.149922896
>>149922841
This nigga was my hero in smt4.
Anonymous No.149922901 >>149922916 >>149922934 >>149922967
>I'm CONSISTENT
>I NEVER job
>I DON'T rely on others for chain scaling
>I SHOW my feats and PROVE my statements
>And my wife LOVES me
Anonymous No.149922913
>>149922770
Kratos...
Anonymous No.149922916
>>149922901
I mean it was probably pretty cold, it's understandable.
Anonymous No.149922924 >>149923025
>>149922842
That's partially why I don't like statements and calc scaling. A lot of authors follow this sort of logic with speed, for instance:
>normal human speed = normal
>bullet timing, seeing things in slow motion = trained human
>speed of sound = fast
>light speed = really fast
Similar logic follows with their powers showings. No author actually knows that their character parting the clouds in the skies actually makes them a continent buster and it's fucking hilarious when an author is asked about how powerful they think their characters are and the fan headcanon gets revealed as being completely retarded because of it.
Anonymous No.149922928 >>149922952 >>149922963
Why doesn't anyone talk about Kratos' feats in Ascension
Anonymous No.149922934 >>149923247
>>149922901
that was superman's ice btw
Anonymous No.149922939
>>149922828
I think he legit couldn't use most of his vampire powers due to not having fully bonded with Jonathan's body
Anonymous No.149922942
>>149922893
Oh, pre-Disney's erasure of the EU, Star Wars was a whole different beast.
Anonymous No.149922945
Powergirl vs Anissa
Who fuarking wins?
Anonymous No.149922952
>>149922928
No one has played ascension
Anonymous No.149922959
>>149922868
nta but the big problem with Dragon Ball is the lack of tangible progression. characters get stronger but never cross the planetary threshold on screen. there is no difference between Buu and first form Frieza in terms of feats, and if anything Frieza would come off more impressive with how casually he destroyed planets
if a story with power creeps had "good" writing to its power scaling you wouldn't need to come up with filler, mental gymnastics, calcs, assumptions and whatnot once you start going up through celestial bodies and universes
Anonymous No.149922963
>>149922928
Because brownoids only played the walking simulator era
Anonymous No.149922967 >>149923008
>>149922901
>Broly catchs up to godly levels of powers in a few hours upon meeting and fighting Gokek and Bejita
so fucking retarded lmao.
Anonymous No.149922968 >>149923052
>>149922868
if you started at the Androids saga you'd think the characters were city block level tops instead of large planet level
Anonymous No.149922973 >>149923022 >>149923030
>powerscalers can accept a character moving faster than light, despite modern physics saying this is literally impossible
>powerscalers cannot even FATHOM the idea that light in one universe might move slower than it does IRL (even though we have proof of light moving slower in thicker mediums like water), and thus not every laser attack is moving at lightspeed
Anonymous No.149922989
Reimu has arguments in favor of having information erasure resistances and information corruption resistances.
In the new Touhou 20 she fought a brainwashed goddess that can purify and likely erase things down to the informational level.
Plus she now has direct scaling to the moon princesses Watatsuki no Toyohime and Yorihime, characters that previously were stated to be too strong for the main games giving her even more scaling paths to almost everyone in her verse
Anonymous No.149922997 >>149923022
Reimu jobs to mountains
Anonymous No.149923005 >>149923020 >>149923027 >>149923029 >>149923056 >>149923061 >>149923073
>>149919774
Yup yup YUP, FEATrumites clear this.
Anonymous No.149923008 >>149923041
>>149922967
Genetically hardmogged, turns out Goku and Vegeta are Saiyan incels
Anonymous No.149923020 >>149923042 >>149923276
>>149923005
>needs three to destroy one
VS
>needs one to destroy three
Anonymous No.149923022 >>149923327
>>149922973
Good thing CHADhou is canonically MFTL+++++++++ (lowballed)
>>149922997
She struggles with oxygen deprivation, Base Marisa is mountain level and Reimu is far above her
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149923025
>>149922924
>No author actually knows that their character parting the clouds in the skies actually makes them a continent buster
in the case of the japanese, at least Oh! Great does.
Anonymous No.149923027
>>149923005
Is Hail Mary planetary by scaling
Anonymous No.149923029
>>149923005
yepperoo
Anonymous No.149923030
>>149922973
>attack is stated as being lightspeed
>everyone and their mothers can perceive it and/or dodge it, ranging from low tiers to high tiers
>verse is immediately upgraded to relativistic or lightspeed despite the thousands of contradictions, no further analysis done
Anonymous No.149923041
>>149923008
just IMAGINE if Broly did 10 pushups like LORD FREEZA when he wanted to achieve his gold form? Holy fuaaarkk...
Anonymous No.149923042
>>149923020
>Well what now? It's not like we can fly in space that fast
Anonymous No.149923052 >>149923092
>>149922968
If you started a random run of Superman you'd think the same thing because Superman doesn't routinely blow up planets
Anonymous No.149923056 >>149923161
>>149923005
Surely Mark can repeat this feat completely alone with no laser pistol and precise timing...
Anonymous No.149923058 >>149923097 >>149923247
BRING ME TOUHOU!!!
Anonymous No.149923061
>>149923005
14 times bigger than Earth btw
Anonymous No.149923063 >>149923100 >>149923108 >>149923121 >>149923168
>Characters dodging lasers instantly makes them relativistic at minimum
>Characters travelling to other planets instantly makes them MFTL+++++ because writers forget how vast space is
>Characters breaking out of a pocket dimension instantly makes them Universal+ at minimum
What other ridiculous "feats" do we have?
Anonymous No.149923065
>Slow Lightlets are having a melty
Man, just dodge the laser, or even better stop supporting fodder verses
Anonymous No.149923071 >>149923093 >>149923138
>reddit finally nooticed listroon
does that mean he's going to be spending more time here? yuck
Anonymous No.149923073
>>149923005
Anonymous No.149923079 >>149923165
Reminder dragon ball is not light speed, the one actual laser in the series is too fast for and almost kills Goku
Anonymous No.149923092
>>149923052
Yeah, you'd probably either get one run where Superman jobs to kryptonite farts and he gets beaten to death by some random guy or another run where he moves the entire solar system with pure strength because comic book consistency at its finest
Anonymous No.149923093
>>149923071
Listroon seems the sort of man that'll just make a new account.
Anonymous No.149923096 >>149923137
>>149922590
Uncle Grandpa doesn’t have an official page on VSBW, at least not anymore. That image of his rating was actually taken from someone’s blog post on the site.
Anonymous No.149923097
>>149923058
For what?
Hal?
What do you want to do with those Girls!?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149923100
>>149923063
anything related to black holes
>BHs already twist the universe. authors use small BHs as if they were country level at best
Anonymous No.149923108 >>149923115 >>149923134 >>149923236 >>149923243 >>149923334
>>149923063
Black holes. Authors underestimate the amount of energy needed to make one of those. It's like Large Star level to make one as big as a human hand.
Anonymous No.149923115
>>149923108
This, I still seethe.
Anonymous No.149923121
>>149923063
>>Characters travelling to other planets instantly makes them MFTL+++++ because writers forget how vast space is
Ah yeah those planets were 20 kilometers away, retard bro, by that logic you can hand wave anything.
Anonymous No.149923128 >>149923172
This may come across as controversial to some but I believe you should be able to destroy a planet if you want to be considered planet level.
Anonymous No.149923134
>>149923108
>black hole is just a glorified vacuum cleaner
Anonymous No.149923136
teleporting isn't ftl
Anonymous No.149923137 >>149923166
>>149923096
>Uncle Grandpa's suicide erased him from collective memory
R>F gun
Anonymous No.149923138 >>149923156 >>149923199 >>149923217 >>149923220 >>149923306 >>149923661
>>149923071
holy fucking kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1msytb7/comment/n97z11f/?context=3&share_id=5fDjnRnms3Y0ScDS9tO44&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
Anonymous No.149923156
>>149923138
Devastating. Laser beamed through his max power kamehameha and blasted through his avatar without a single scratch on him.
Anonymous No.149923161
>>149923056
Not a chance. THRAGG, on the other hand...
Anonymous No.149923165 >>149923188 >>149923234
>>149923079
Dyspo was the first light speeder. Android 18's blast got sucked into the event horizon of a black hole meaning it was slower than light. 18, 17 and Goku were trapped in a black hole and it took a Kamehameha from Blue to escape.
Anonymous No.149923166
>>149923137
Uncle Grandpa resisted being erased by Warner (they removed all of his episodes, but he lived because he is in an episode of Steven Universe.)
Anonymous No.149923168
>>149923063
CP = AP

The idea that if a god creates a universe, that ALSO means he can destroy a universe, even if he has not once demonstrated any attack that can do that, or even any attack at all. If a god is SPECIFICALLY known as the β€œgod of creation”, or the β€œgod of life”, it’s safe to assume they don’t have powers outside of that unless shown otherwise.
Anonymous No.149923172 >>149923206
>>149923128
That's a hot take. Another hot take:
You should have at least one showing of it where it's implied that you can, at full power or some percentage of power, alone, without external interference or special occasions, be able to destroy a planet. When that happens you're planet level
Anonymous No.149923188 >>149923211
>>149923165
Gravity attack called a black hole to sound cooler. Notice how it wasn't spaghettifying the arena around it or anything.
Anonymous No.149923195 >>149923275 >>149923323
Post characters who can create universes
Anonymous No.149923199
>>149923138
KEK!
Anonymous No.149923206
>>149923172
16/17/18...
Anonymous No.149923211 >>149923376
>>149923188
Whis said it was a black hole. He called it a singularity and everything. They boasted that "even light can't escape it", which they wouldn't have said if everyone in the tournament was Godzillions of times FTL
Anonymous No.149923215
Post characters who die instantly in space.
Anonymous No.149923217
>>149923138
KEKAROO
Anonymous No.149923220
>>149923138
he meant white people btw since he's a spic
Anonymous No.149923234
>>149923165
No he's not light speed
Anonymous No.149923236
>>149923108
>Universal Man could turn into a black hole the size of a human, giving him Solar System-level durability
>still got murdered by the FIRST Omnidroid
>every Omnidroid is an objective upgrade over the previous one
>meaning the last Omnidroid LOWBALLED could destroy a solar system
Bring me the Sentinels.
Anonymous No.149923240 >>149923301 >>149923345 >>149923476 >>149923775
>Can't have been aim-dodging because if it was Tien would have seen Goku with the sunglasses before he fired the light
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149923243
>>149923108
and that's the thing. the universe has limits and black holes are exactly what they are because they broke those limits. they live in their own pocket universe in a way. you just don't move a BH (its pocket universe) without well, the use of another BH (pocket universe)
the only thing stopping a BH from being universal threats is its range. it's never been a question of AP but a question of energy density
Anonymous No.149923247 >>149923265
>>149923058
>>149922934
>>149922548
>>149922106
All of these chads no-diff Reimu and her verse
Anonymous No.149923260 >>149923282
Anonymous No.149923263
Is Electromagnetism the biggest jobber of the fundamental forces?
>Anyone worth their salt is FTL at minimum
>People don't even care about physical force anymore, now it's all conceptual/metaphysical nonsense
>Gravity, Weak, and Strong forces are either respected or avoided
Anonymous No.149923265 >>149923338
>>149923247
>All of these chads
... And the two pedophiles Clark Kent and Hal Jordan
Anonymous No.149923275 >>149923314 >>149923487
>>149923195
Anonymous No.149923276 >>149923303
>>149923020
>Supreme scaling
WEAK.
Anonymous No.149923282
>>149923260
B
Anonymous No.149923291 >>149923371
>>149919870
Realistically a Spartan would lose to a Centurion but this is a Miller/Snyder buffed Leonidas so it's an actually closer fight.
Anonymous No.149923301
>>149923240
That doesn't count
Anonymous No.149923303 >>149923317
>>149923276
>CHAINSCALING! I NEED YOU CHAINSCALING!
Anonymous No.149923306 >>149923323
>>149923138
I'm legit tempted to Superman hopepost just to spite this weird dude
Anonymous No.149923314 >>149923348
>>149923275
>James Gunn makes Superman universal in the first movie

Your move, Kevin Feige.
Anonymous No.149923317
>>149923303
Supreme would solo all of DBZ. Omni-Man fought him to a standstill. BOOM.
Anonymous No.149923323
>>149923195
Just because we've never seen him create a universe...
>>149923306
No one hope posts here thobeit, where in reddit?
Anonymous No.149923327 >>149923374
>>149923022
Okay, let's see her destroying a mountain. She's had master spark for about 20 years now.
Anonymous No.149923334 >>149923367 >>149923385 >>149923397 >>149923400 >>149923419 >>149923491
>>149923108
>Another win for Touhou
Friendly reminder Suika's power consist on being able to control density.
She makes black homes by creating zone of extreme density until all the mass collapses into a black hole.
Anonymous No.149923338 >>149923364 >>149923416
>>149923265
>Clark Kent pedo
Proof
Anonymous No.149923344 >>149923392
If you’re space traveling with your own power and pass by many planets in less than a second, and reach the center or edge of the galaxy/universe in a few minutes, then you are certifiably MFTL+, I don’t know what to tell you.
Anonymous No.149923345 >>149923357
>>149923240
What do you expect me to do with this?
Anonymous No.149923348
>>149923314
>*Makes Robert Doomney Jr. Multiversal with Beyonder powers*
Nothing personel
Anonymous No.149923356
This thread just got MINDFREAKED
Anonymous No.149923357
>>149923345
Shove it up your a-
Anonymous No.149923360
>his ftl doesn't blow up the entire universe and push his relativistic mass to infinity
Anonymous No.149923364
>>149923338
Else world story where he kisses 13 year old lana lane
Anonymous No.149923367 >>149923400
>>149923334
>She makes black homes
How charitable and inclusive of her!
Anonymous No.149923371
>>149923291
What makes you feel so strongly? Roman armor might have been better but it wasn't anywhere close to the invulnerable suit that european plate mail was.
Anonymous No.149923374 >>149923448
>>149923327
>Featkek babble
The Mini Hakkero being able to destroy Mountains has been canon since years thanks to a description on one of the official Books.
If you want to ignore canon because of your delusions that's not my problem
Anonymous No.149923376
>>149923211
Know what else light can't escape
Anonymous No.149923378
>MindFRAUD
Anonymous No.149923385 >>149923400 >>149923425
>>149923334
>She makes black homes
was she in the BLM riots too?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149923392
>>149923344
>then you are certifiably MFTL
lol, no. if you had Light's POV then you would be omnipresent. you would need to move from point a to point b because all points converged.
you cannot be faster than omnipresence
Anonymous No.149923397 >>149923439
>>149923334
Suika is a bitch, the black home she made for me fell on my dog, and now he is on extensive care.
Anonymous No.149923400
>>149923367
>>149923334
>>149923385
FUCK, my mistake.
She also makes White and Yellow Homes. Suika firmly opposes segregation laws
Anonymous No.149923411
ScienceKEKS kneel to children's level fantasy powerscalingCHADS
Anonymous No.149923415
>>149922146
>EVERY Godzilla
FFS where did that bologna even come from?
Anonymous No.149923416 >>149923443
>>149923338
Superman is a disgusting pedophile scumbag
Anonymous No.149923419
>>149923334
>She makes black homes
ANTI-RACISTka...
Anonymous No.149923425
>>149923385
Yes. Our heroes are antiracist and WILL punch that Nazi.
Anonymous No.149923433
Anonymous No.149923435 >>149923449 >>149923500 >>149923511 >>149923566
MY HERO DESTROYS BLACK HOMES AND SUIKA'S ENTIRE VERSE!
Anonymous No.149923439
>>149923397
I am really sorry Superman, but honestly that's on you.
Look at her, would you really live in a house built by this gremlin?
Anonymous No.149923442
Law & Farmer & Religion Chads > [Every other field of study since they're vassals to the trio]
Anonymous No.149923443 >>149923492
>>149923416
Goku would never be attractive enough for a 13 year old to make out with him
Anonymous No.149923448
>>149923374
The statement is canon but it remains unproven, unless you can post Marisa destroying a mountain with her mountain level weapon of course.
Anonymous No.149923449
>>149923435
Hal Jordanbro...
Anonymous No.149923456 >>149923473
HULK WILL SMASH SHARTZILLA ULTIMA LIKE BANNER SMASH MEI KAMINO'S PUSSY!!
Anonymous No.149923457
>>149922310
>more retards shipping godzilla and mothra
cool falseflag hulkbro
Anonymous No.149923466 >>149923524
Anonymous No.149923473 >>149923499
>>149923456
with what? your clam?
Anonymous No.149923474 >>149923486 >>149923515 >>149923754
Nothing but frauds and fraud verses in this place.
Anonymous No.149923476 >>149923502 >>149923540 >>149923546 >>149923632
>>149923240
>Look how Goku countered the solar flare, he put on sunglasses!
>No wait, he MOVED DURING THE FLARE, meaning he's a MFTL GIGABEAST
>Look how Polnareff countered the Hanged Man, he narrowed its options and intercepted its path!
>No wait, he MOVED DURING THE BEAM, meaning he's a MFTL GIGABEAST!!!
When did this kind of feat interpretation take off?
Anonymous No.149923486
>>149923474
Pathetic.
Anonymous No.149923487
>>149923275
This Luther vs Cavil Superman would have been ludokino
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149923491
>>149923334
>She makes black homes
those black homes? belong to ichibei
Anonymous No.149923492
>>149923443
Goku prefers boys. Women coo about Superman but Goku makes boys rip off their shirts
Anonymous No.149923499 >>149923507
>>149923473
IS THAT HULKS MANUSSY? YUM YUMMY YUM!
Anonymous No.149923500
>>149923435
>"I WON'T LET YOU TAKE THOSE HOUSES AWAY FROM THE MARGINALIZED COMMUNITIES!"
Anonymous No.149923502 >>149923532
>>149923476
So in your mind Goku just put on sunglasses because he felt like it instead of countering the solar flare?
Anonymous No.149923505 >>149923522
Anonymous No.149923506 >>149923524
Anonymous No.149923507
>>149923499
Broly...
Anonymous No.149923511
>>149923435
Invincibro...
Anonymous No.149923514
goku lost 0-3 unlike hulk
Anonymous No.149923515
>>149923474
Why is it so hard for other verses to have proper feats and world building? Invincible is unironically the best verse
Anonymous No.149923522
>>149923505
This is how women act around TouhouCHADs btw
Anonymous No.149923524
>>149923506
>>149923466
STOP!
Anonymous No.149923526 >>149923562
>We're talking about black?
Anonymous No.149923527 >>149923537 >>149923550 >>149923558 >>149923561 >>149923564 >>149923567 >>149923569
.....
Anonymous No.149923532
>>149923502
I think was fixing to put on sunglasses because it was about to get real bright
Anonymous No.149923537
>>149923527
Mark was the BETTER MAN by not ripping him in half, it was Eve's argument to wage... Kratos would be proud...
Anonymous No.149923540
>>149923476
Poln and Goku feats are legit, they are massive outliers, but legit.
Anonymous No.149923544 >>149923578 >>149923594 >>149923617 >>149923706
I'm tired of your jobbers. Only star level Chadracters from this point on.
Anonymous No.149923546 >>149923650
>>149923476
That is indeed how speed works, yes. If you move a further distance than something (in this case light) in the same amount of time, then you are faster than that thing.
Anonymous No.149923550 >>149923583 >>149923596 >>149923624
>>149923527
>filtered by Kirkman's musings on sexuality
You have a toddler's understanding.
Anonymous No.149923558
>>149923527
>gets interrupted like the beta male he is
This is your hero, Invincikeks?
Anonymous No.149923561
>>149923527
Who's Blue BVLL's Death Battle Matchup?
Anonymous No.149923562
>>149923526
>Joke about homes for black people
>Some fag HAS to make it about porn
I'm tired...
Anonymous No.149923564
>>149923527
Why is Kirkman so obsessed with cuckoldry?
Anonymous No.149923566
>>149923435
Kratos...
Anonymous No.149923567
>>149923527
The woman is allowed do whatever she wants.
Anonymous No.149923569
>>149923527
He also made Eve cum like she never did with Mark
Truly the Paul of Invincible
Anonymous No.149923578
>>149923544
Sure thing!
Anonymous No.149923581
How do we scale Daicon Girl? And when will Darth Vader have a rematch against her?
Anonymous No.149923583
>>149923550
BOUNDLESSLY BASED BEAST
Anonymous No.149923592
i'm gonna go trim my bush, you all want anything?
Anonymous No.149923594
>>149923544
My HERO is beyond Star level even in his human form
Anonymous No.149923596 >>149923683
>>149923550
Adam is not Kirkman's self insert, he's meant to be an unlikeable backward-thinking ass. What, is it because they're both fat?
Anonymous No.149923617 >>149923662 >>149923844
>>149923544
KINGtos
Anonymous No.149923623 >>149923644
>AAAIIIEEEEEE! MARK-SAMA, PLEASE STOP BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH YOUR VASTLY SUPERIOR PHYSICAL STATS! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ME BACK OFF AND CHARGE UP A KI ATTACK! PLEAAAAASE!!!
Anonymous No.149923624 >>149923654
>>149923550
>Eve's dad tells Mark how important it is for a woman to be virgin and not a whore
>Kirkman makes him the bad guy for some reason
Why?
Anonymous No.149923631 >>149923652 >>149923666
I tried... I tried being a better man, but when I saw my wife's vagina oozing out the bvll's cvm.. I lunged at him in a bloodthirsty kek rage. The bvll beat me up, and my wife was upset and told me I was going to sleep on the couch while she slept with the bvll in our bedroom... Kratos... what do I do...? How do I truly become a better man?
Anonymous No.149923632
>>149923476
Like KINGtos PARRYING Helios' light
Anonymous No.149923643 >>149923668
Is it possible for /dbg/ to go a single thread without cuck fantasies?
Anonymous No.149923644
>>149923623
...and then Mark woke up after getting knocked out in a single punch
Anonymous No.149923650
>>149923546
That's not what happened, unless your contention is that Goku was FTE to Tien during their entire fight
Anonymous No.149923652
>>149923631
Mark Grayson...
Anonymous No.149923654
>>149923624
Kirkman understands that what a woman does is none of your business, especially if she's your wife or daughter.
Anonymous No.149923656 >>149923686
I'm NEVER CONSISTENT
I ALWAYS job
I RELY on others for chain scaling
I HIDE my actual feats and NEVER PROVE my statements
And my wife KEKS me
Anonymous No.149923661
>>149923138
I wonder what listroon's childhood was like to turn him into this thing, was he raped by a guy in a Superman shirt or something?
Anonymous No.149923662
>>149923617
>The sun didn't explode when Helios died
>It only got cloudy
FRAUDULENTos...
Anonymous No.149923666
>>149923631
Simon the digger...
Anonymous No.149923668
>>149923643
I don't know about you but I only have cuck realities.
Anonymous No.149923683 >>149923710
>>149923596
He represents Kirkman's conscience in an increasingly degenerate world. Seriously. It's not hard to figure out once you familiarize yourself with his college thesis about fatalism, causality and sexuality.
Anonymous No.149923686
>>149923656
The entirety of Invincible...
Anonymous No.149923692
New thread.
>>149923689
Anonymous No.149923706
>>149923544
Anonymous No.149923710
>>149923683
Kek
Anonymous No.149923754
>>149923474
>Yes, including you. Not me tho, I’m Mindwalking in a higher dimension right now.
Anonymous No.149923775
>>149923240
I watched the anime scene and Goku grabbed the sunglasses while the solar flare was in effect. It wasn't a single flash of light but a constant explosion of it like a flashbang that just won't end. That's a fucking horrid eye rape technique and I'm disappointed more characters don't use it
Anonymous No.149923844
>>149923617
>star level
>did picrel amount of damage after the β€œsun” fell from the sky to Earth
Kratosxisters…