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Anonymous No.149951108 >>149953029 >>149953701 >>149953838 >>149954828 >>149955937 >>149956063 >>149956301 >>149956547 >>149956709 >>149957464 >>149957478 >>149957657 >>149960461 >>149960479 >>149960572 >>149961321 >>149962782 >>149962919 >>149964398 >>149964987 >>149976157
ITT - /co/ characters that would be lolcows if they existed in real life
Anonymous No.149951376 >>149951390 >>149953159 >>149955817
neither of them are smart enough to have an online presence.
Anonymous No.149951390 >>149955837 >>149956641 >>149970333
>>149951376
>So stupid you do something only really smart people do
Anonymous No.149952949
Hey, Butthead, what's a KiwiFarm?
Anonymous No.149952999 >>149961949 >>149968739
Anonymous No.149953029 >>149953408 >>149955139 >>149955175 >>149962948 >>149965353
>>149951108 (OP)
I hate how lolcows and kiwi shit is trending amongst even normies god now. Its unsettling how that shit is growing in popularity out of no where i hope to fuck my old thread on their doesnt get discovered again
Anonymous No.149953159 >>149961320 >>149974112
>>149951376
Not only that, they're too poor to have internet services.
Anonymous No.149953269 >>149955839
Who else than
Anonymous No.149953408 >>149953573 >>149962977
>>149953029
Ok, so which one is you?
Anonymous No.149953555
Um, Butthead, what's a lolcow?
Anonymous No.149953573 >>149953593 >>149955871 >>149956334
>>149953408
None

Also wanna say dobson and movie bob are more cringe then linkara is, as cringe as the lightbringer is still
Anonymous No.149953593 >>149953658
>>149953573
Are you one of these guys?
Anonymous No.149953617 >>149955407 >>149976457 >>149977109
Nu Bubble Ass is a /co/ reviewer, menace, weeaboo, lives with his mom/mama's boy. He's like if Chris Chan and Mr.Enter fused into one being.
Anonymous No.149953658 >>149956858 >>149959746
>>149953593
Wrong again

I was never as well known as any of the guys you mentioned tho i dont recognize the dude left to spoony
Anonymous No.149953701
>>149951108 (OP)
KF would probably think they're based desu
Anonymous No.149953838
>>149951108 (OP)
At best they would be the subject of some youtuber following them around and recording their antics
Anonymous No.149954828 >>149955192 >>149962612 >>149968279 >>149972635
>>149951108 (OP)
Jeffy from SML, proudly shits his pants and lets his parents change him, Andrew Ditch tier behavior
Anonymous No.149955139 >>149955384
>>149953029
>I hate how lolcows and kiwi shit is trending amongst even normies god now.
Lolcows trending? yes
kiwifarms? far from it, Normies already fear 4chan, they fear kiwifarms more
Anonymous No.149955175 >>149955192 >>149956858 >>149962959
>>149953029
I feel like it was the Chris Chan incest saga that marked the exact moment lolcows became mainstream, that event caused more people got invested into Chris Chan lore than ever, and ever since then we’ve discovered lolcows like Cyraxx, Daniel Larson, Andrew Ditch, that make some of the classic cows look sane in comparison.
Anonymous No.149955192 >>149955261 >>149955313
>>149954828
>>149955175
>andrew ditch
Literally who?
Anonymous No.149955261 >>149955313 >>149955360
>>149955192
He’s some bald guy with a scat fetish who fakes being autistic and abuses his parents and shit, one time excessively spiked his parents drinks with laxatives on a daily basis or something, idk I don’t really follow him
Anonymous No.149955305
Chris Chan is a lightning in a bottle, we will never have that caliber of a lolcow ever again.
Anonymous No.149955313 >>149955360
>>149955192
>>149955261
Just search up Andy ditch Oil Diffuser on YouTube. It’s not just that it’s that he’s willing to break the law just to live out his ABDL fantasy
Anonymous No.149955360
>>149955261
>>149955313
>ABDL
Anonymous No.149955384
>>149955139
>they fear kiwifarms
No, normies think kiwifarms is anonymous and when theyre upset at someone they use it as a threat
>"I'm gonna post you on Kiwifarms and they're gonna dox you and turn you into a lolcow!"
Anonymous No.149955407
>>149953617
SpongeBobs main cast would be a bunch of lolcows come to think of it, SpongeBob often breaks into Squidwards house and the Tibbitt era had an episode where he stalks Squidward or something idk those episodes were forgettable
Anonymous No.149955469 >>149955606
I just looked up this Andrew Ditch guy and Jesus H Christ he lives dangerously close to me
Anonymous No.149955495 >>149955525 >>149955624 >>149955965 >>149956709 >>149957459
Anonymous No.149955525
>>149955495
>lmao dis nigga gay
Anonymous No.149955606 >>149956761
>>149955469
Anon you have ALOT of explaining to do
Anonymous No.149955624 >>149955852 >>149956709 >>149957512 >>149960490
>>149955495
C’mon The Boondocks has REAL lolcow material right here
Anonymous No.149955719
Anonymous No.149955763 >>149955802
>fat unhygienic rude bitch who thinks she’s attractive, overeats, and throws temper tantrums
>sassy stereotypical black girl obsessed with getting fucked
>manchild in a tank top with occasional murderous and predatory tendencies
>fag obsessed with having gay sex who wears revealing clothes 24/7
>white supremacist Christcuck who’d probably have her thread in the KF beauty parlor
>pig obsessed with his excrement who pisses and shits wherever he wants
>mentally retarded himbo that wants to fuck children and corpses
>Asian furry that wants to kill children

We got some peak lolcow material right here
Anonymous No.149955802
>>149955763
Foxxy and the princess are hot THOUGH and therefore wouldnt be lolcows
Anonymous No.149955817
>>149951376
Heheheh, hey butthead, i'm skibiding my rizzler, heheh
Anonymous No.149955833 >>149955841
Anonymous No.149955837 >>149958542
>>149951390
you have to at least be able to use a computer to be a lolcow, neither of them can do that much
Anonymous No.149955839
>>149953269
Best answer so far
Anonymous No.149955841 >>149956782
>>149955833
Surprised you didn't pick Cartman instead. I think he would be a good lolcow too.
Anonymous No.149955852
>>149955624
LTG is basically uncle ruckus if he was 4 decades younger
Anonymous No.149955871 >>149955956 >>149960367
>>149953573
>Also wanna say dobson and movie bob are more cringe then linkara is, as cringe as the lightbringer is still
You're out of the loop Dobson has redeemed himself he does youtube animation now and hasn't been an asshole for over half a year he moved on
Anonymous No.149955887 >>149955925
Anonymous No.149955916
He'd be a WorldStar meme in 2017.
Anonymous No.149955921 >>149955951 >>149956046 >>149962490
I have a feeling Dale would either be a lolcow himself or post on 8ch’s /cow/.
Anonymous No.149955925
>>149955887
Anonymous No.149955937 >>149969863
>>149951108 (OP)
the threads would be legendary, because despite the variety and scope, they'd be suspiciously personal
Anonymous No.149955951 >>149956373
>>149955921
Dale would be like Terry or Fedsmoker where he gains a semi-ironic admiration from his schizo behavior
Anonymous No.149955956
>>149955871
Sauce on the dobson animation bit?
Anonymous No.149955965 >>149956052 >>149956086
>>149955495
Riley would be one of those posters on /mu/ that types long stream of consciousness posts oll riten liek dis going on massive tirades about how X rapper absolute could not possibly be gay and goes on multi-post tirades if anyone even so much as suggests that he's gay himself.
Anonymous No.149955986 >>149961377
Anonymous No.149956018
Bart would upload the prank calls online
Anonymous No.149956040 >>149956140
Imagine the kind of shenanigans Ren & Stimpy would be getting into in the age of the internet
Anonymous No.149956046
>>149955921
Dale would probably think all the attention he's getting is the government attempting to spy on him.
Anonymous No.149956052 >>149956086 >>149956157 >>149957319
>>149955965
Uh... Yeah, that's essentially his entire side of the story in the second Gangstalicious episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43egrIkCqMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaUYAeL-Wuw
Anonymous No.149956063 >>149956278
>>149951108 (OP)
Any Hazbin Hotel character
Anonymous No.149956086
>>149955965
>>149956052
/mu/ would dub him "gangstaliciousfag"
Anonymous No.149956113
probably billy from grim adventures.
Anonymous No.149956140
>>149956040
I always hated this animation because stimpys too nice to be MAGA and ren shouldve pretended to be Q to rile up schizos like the Q-shaman to go attack anyone he didnt like. Max became such a faggot after he turned to mostly making brain dump filler
Anonymous No.149956157
>>149956052
Which is where I got the idea from yeah. And his Santa letter being poorly written and phonetic. Imagine some thread about a rapper and suddenly there's this post like
>Aite lissen her u bich ass niggu im telin u he aint gae an i can pruv it see theez bichez he aint gae he aint im telin u niggu
Anonymous No.149956203 >>149956217
I feel like you all are missing the obvious answer
Anonymous No.149956217
>>149956203
As shit as that show is curry velmas character design is peak sex
Anonymous No.149956278
>>149956063
I can't think of a lolcow that won't go to hell
Anonymous No.149956301 >>149956341
>>149951108 (OP)
plankton
Anonymous No.149956334 >>149956358 >>149960576
>>149953573
Dobson is the worst person of the three, but I think Linkara is more cringe
Anonymous No.149956341 >>149956768
>>149956301
The "i went to college" line sounds like it would be the catchphrase of a lolcow
Anonymous No.149956358 >>149956434 >>149962762
>>149956334
>big juicy shemale dick
How can this literal faggot ever think he has the right to pout over power rangers when he does this shit on main?
Anonymous No.149956373 >>149962490
>>149955951
I can definitely picture him as /k/β€˜s Terry Davis equivalent.
Anonymous No.149956432 >>149958506
He would browse /fit/ and show up in every Current Body Thread, only to get laughed at for his DYEL legs and permavirgin status. He would also garner ironic fans at some point that would goad him on
Anonymous No.149956434 >>149956599 >>149956912 >>149961581
>>149956358
I think my favorite piece of Linkara lore is when he slandered his tranny ex-gf just because she doesn't support libshit politics
Anonymous No.149956547
>>149951108 (OP)
rusty venture.
Anonymous No.149956599 >>149961559
>>149956434
So is linkara interested in regular women at all or just she males?
Anonymous No.149956641
>>149951390
Ignorance is bliss
Anonymous No.149956709
>>149951108 (OP)
He would basically be KingCobraJFS except he's a boomer and not a wannabe satanist goth and maybe alcoholic.
>>149955495
>>149955624
Everyone in the Boondocks is a lolcow.
Anonymous No.149956716 >>149961618
This guy is just one big Christcuck incel obsessed with some girl
Anonymous No.149956761 >>149959682
>>149955606
I live just a few towns away from him
Anonymous No.149956768
>>149956341
lol true
Anonymous No.149956782
>>149955841
Mr. Garrisons thread would be amazing

his Janet Garrison saga is basically just Jonathan Yaniv
Anonymous No.149956858 >>149956956 >>149962755 >>149963369
Pic related.

>>149953658
I know who you are, but I don't find you anywhere near as annoying as most underage toonkid schizos these days, so I'll just leave it at that.

>>149955175
>Daniel Larson
I always keep hearing about this guy and it's never anything FUNNY the same as classic Chris or Dobson or LTG or what lolcows used to be. He literally just seems like some mentally ill homeless faggot that you'd avoid while walking down the street.
Same reason I don't follow Chris. It's basically retarded true crime at this point. Normalfags really did ruin laughing at autistic weirdos just like us online
Anonymous No.149956912
>>149956434
Based troon?
Anonymous No.149956956 >>149957132
>>149956858
I found Daniel Larson to be so intriguing cause he was probably the most deranged lolcow on the internet, he literally believed everything people told him and showed a visible lack of understanding of the world around them, a grown ass man with the brain of a 7 year old, kinda terrifying if you think about it, I often followed him but there are times when it felt more dark than funny. He basically made a couple of schizo bomb threats and now he’s institutionalized for the rest of his life, no other lolcow could ever live to that level of insanity.
Anonymous No.149957012 >>149957395 >>149962851
These two would generate tons of luls
Anonymous No.149957132
>>149956956
That's kinda what gets me. There reaches a certain point where it stops being funny and just starts becoming genuinely depressing. Nick Bate is kinda like this, to cite an earlier example from the CWC adjacent era.
Also given that it's simultaneously encouraged to forget about personal privacy and act like a deranged retard in public, I think lolcows kinda just feel more common now - or lolcow-like behavior is encouraged, at least
Anonymous No.149957186 >>149957231
Stan in some episodes
Anonymous No.149957194
>constantly does low IQ actions
>abandoned by his family for constantly acting like a retard
>jokes about Manny being the last mammoth (edgelord)
>groped a random yak trying to milk it thinking it’s female
>unsuccessful romantic life
>tried jumping off a cliff to gain respect
>constantly laughed at by everyone including children
Anonymous No.149957231 >>149960541
>>149957186
actually come to think of it, the Smiths would appear as lolcows ion the many of the episodes they appear in had they ever appear in real-life
Anonymous No.149957319
>>149956052
lmao
Anonymous No.149957395
>>149957012
after 10 seasons and two movies.
Anonymous No.149957459 >>149961349
>>149955495
nigga he's 8
Anonymous No.149957464 >>149963091
>>149951108 (OP)
Anonymous No.149957478 >>149957523
>>149951108 (OP)
this pickle guy name Kevin
Anonymous No.149957512
>>149955624
yeah and this bitch too
Anonymous No.149957523 >>149957588
>>149957478
he would be the guy that punishes lolcows
Anonymous No.149957524
Anonymous No.149957588
>>149957523
Anonymous No.149957602
Anonymous No.149957657
>>149951108 (OP)
doofenshmirtz he went viral one time of falling into a toilet on roller skates
Anonymous No.149958506
>>149956432
his nerd friend carl would most likely be the one giving the info of his exploits to the farms.
Anonymous No.149958542
>>149955837
>you have to at least be able to use a computer to be a lolcow
Nowadays, all you need is a phone, if Daniel Larson is any indication...
Anonymous No.149959682
>>149956761
>I live just a few towns away from him
Anonymous No.149959746
>>149953658
hello vinluv
Anonymous No.149960233 >>149976457 >>149977109
Surprised nobody’s mentioned this guy
Anonymous No.149960335
>be Mike Yagoobian
>not get over losing a baseball game as a kid
>become an edgy teen with a victim complex
>live in your orphanage as a NEET until it gets abandoned
>become obsessed with your brothers success
>become a br*ny
>toilet paper your brothers mansion and think that’s the best idea to get revenge on him
Anonymous No.149960367
>>149955871
Dobson is still MIA, retard, he’s been MIA ever since 2020 where his brother was refused a government job due to being associated with him.

He’s probably gave up webcomicing indefinitely

Honestly I feel like even if he never left the internet he probably would’ve just became like Mr. Enter where he’s just not all that entertaining anymore as he was during his classic era.
Anonymous No.149960461 >>149960805 >>149961700
>>149951108 (OP)
would starscream be a lolcow or be really popular?
Anonymous No.149960465 >>149960556
Does Smiling Friends have any lolcows? Seeing that Zach Hadel is a lolcow enjoyer himself
Anonymous No.149960479
>>149951108 (OP)
They'd do nothing but try to use the school computers/local library computers for porn and get banned for life. They'd then be unable to afford Internet or a computer of their own. They wouldn't even be able to hook w computer up. Maybe they'd steal Tom's shitty laptop or something but not realize wifi has a range.
Anonymous No.149960481 >>149960546 >>149961340
Anonymous No.149960490
>>149955624
Ruckus would become rich from grifting.
Anonymous No.149960541 >>149961348
>>149957231
There is actually and episode from the latest season where Stan wants to be known because Terry's house is designated as historic. He ends up finding the city's first illegal whore house or something under the floor and his house is designated as historical. Everyone finds in boring and when they to leave something I can't recall happens that makes tourists take interest in his family so he does shit like show them Steve getting ready to fuck a pillow or something. So all these people are constantly watching them to see how fucked up their family is until push comes to shove and the rest of the family leaves him until he realizes his mistake.
Anonymous No.149960546
>>149960481
>Gee Lois, this is worse than that time my father had to cut the Internet down
Anonymous No.149960556
>>149960465
DJ Spitz is definitely one
Anonymous No.149960572 >>149960584 >>149960627
>>149951108 (OP)
Anonymous No.149960576 >>149960591
>>149956334
How is Dobson worse than Robert β€œgenocide anyone who doesn’t live in a blue urban area” Chipman?
Anonymous No.149960584 >>149960627
>>149960572
>chris chan almost was on adult swim
What the actual fuck would they have done if he did record his lines but the inest shit still happened? Would they have left it in?
Anonymous No.149960591 >>149960649
>>149960576
> Robert β€œgenocide anyone who doesn’t live in a blue urban area” Chipman
i partly agree with him on that as rednecks are subhuman but i also hate movie bob for being a gender traitor male feminist so if anything both groups should be exterminated
Anonymous No.149960627
>>149960572
>>149960584
Getting Chris Chan in the episode would’ve been a bitch to do, he’d probably try to shoehorn in a Sonichu reference or something
Anonymous No.149960649 >>149960658
>>149960591
I'll take rednecks over urabnites any day.
If you unironically had to live next to one or the other you'd pick the redneck everytime.
Anonymous No.149960658
>>149960649
Nope, rednecks are fucking awful to be around. I live with them everyday and everyday i wish these hillbilly freaks would have too many beers and during one of their domestic squabbles end up killing their whole family and then turn the gun on themselves. Fucking southern trailer trash deserve to die screaming in a gas chamber, the south is an isolating shit hole and i hope every day it gets nuked to oblivion at some point
Anonymous No.149960805 >>149960814
>>149960461
Popular. In Transformers Cyberverse the Decepticons had a streaming channel where Megatron sadly announced his death to the audience.
Anonymous No.149960814 >>149960988
>>149960805
>In Transformers Cyberverse the Decepticons had a streaming channel
Yet another show that is cringe in trying to be "hip and trendy". Literally optmus gets ipad levels of awfulness
Anonymous No.149960988
>>149960814
Surprisingly, that was an one time thing and the show doesn't even give any screen time to humans despite the fact that almost 2/3 of the series takes place on earth
Anonymous No.149961274 >>149961332
Muscle Man from Regular Show
Anonymous No.149961320
>>149953159
they watch youtube videos in the new season
Anonymous No.149961321
>>149951108 (OP)
Matt Average, He's Being Pervert
Anonymous No.149961332
>>149961274
you know who else is a lolcow?
Anonymous No.149961340
>>149960481
the whole Griffins in general
Anonymous No.149961348 >>149962467
>>149960541
don't forget Francine's drinking problems and Hayley and Steve's uncontrollable rages
Anonymous No.149961349 >>149971733
>>149957459
You're not black cracker, shut up
Anonymous No.149961377
>>149955986
Fry might also count as a lolcow as the show progresses. Sometimes Farmsworth
Anonymous No.149961407
This entire series is about a fish who thirsts over a child

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mRkklkbVB_A
>"Gus, lives in a bowl, he’s in love with ginger, who’s a ten year old"
Anonymous No.149961559 >>149961581
>>149956599
the only straight porn he wrote in that porn site was interracial (WFBM) so I doubt it
Anonymous No.149961574 >>149975329 >>149977346
Anonymous No.149961581
>>149956434
>I think my favorite piece of Linkara lore is when he slandered his tranny ex-gf just because she doesn't support libshit politics
>>149961559
>the only straight porn he wrote in that porn site was interracial (WFBM)
Sounds like linkara is a walking stereotype of a nu-male feminist ally. jesus fuck how cringe can one man be?
Anonymous No.149961618
>>149956716
Pretty fit for an old guy, great singer, rich, all the single women in church would be all over him
Anonymous No.149961700
>>149960461
Thundercracker would be the lolcow because of how much he insists on being apart of human society in IDW.

Tarn though, he'd be #1. Anyone could see his edge is an act and there would be 2008 levels of targeted trolling because it would be so easy to make him mad enough to do a leave megatron alone.

Starscream has enough self-awareness to not fall into social media traps. Tarn does not
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Anonymous No.149961949 >>149962068
>>149952999
He wouldn't be a lol cow. He would be a millionaire YouTuber Prank Artist.
Anonymous No.149962068
>>149961949
If anything he’d be one of those annoying online celebrity lolcows like Logan Paul
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Anonymous No.149962467 >>149977251
>>149961348
Klaus is more of a lolcow than any of the Smiths
Anonymous No.149962490
>>149955921
>>149956373
Bill is also a lolcow. Not in the same way as Dale, but rather in a pathetic, depressing way
Anonymous No.149962612 >>149962640 >>149963074
>>149954828
>knowing this much about a YouTube puppet show
Anon, I think you might be a user
Anonymous No.149962632
Davey Stone would probably a sadcow, he acts like an asshole to everyone and is despised by the whole town all cause he never got over his parents death as a kid
Anonymous No.149962640
>>149962612
NTA but i watch SML sometimes, its pretty funny
Anonymous No.149962755 >>149963095 >>149963648
>>149956858
>Normalfags really did ruin laughing at autistic weirdos just like us online
Agreed, and I'm not trying to moralfag, but I feel like in the classic era, lolcows were usually in a sweetspot of being weird enough to be worthy of mockery, but lucid enough to not be outright retarded. Classic Chris, JustinRPG, Dobson, PixyTeri, and MovieBob were all in that sweetspot, they did genuinely embarrassing stuff on the internet but were still "sane" enough to be fair game for criticism. Now, all the lolcows seem to be either people guilty of nothing more than being ugly autistic NEETs (Tophia, WorldofTShirts, Nova) or extremely retarded people who genuinely seem incapable of controlling their actions (Cyraxx, Larson). At a certain point, lolcow watching went from "Lol look at this guy post embarrassing fetish art" to "Haha watch this extremely disabled homeless guy beat himself to the point he has to go to the hospital". It just got gross
Anonymous No.149962762 >>149962862
>>149956358
>this stupid image i made 10 years ago in middle school is still being used
>looking at the hash in desuarchive its been used since at least 2016
If this is my legacy I'm offing myself here and now
Anonymous No.149962782 >>149962889
>>149951108 (OP)
Anonymous No.149962851
>>149957012
Anonymous No.149962862
>>149962762
>being in middle school 10 years back
Nigga i graduated my senior year of highschool 10 years back and i was meant to graduate in 2014 but was held back a year at that
Anonymous No.149962889
>>149962782
he'd be worshipped what are you talking about
Anonymous No.149962919
>>149951108 (OP)
Check out butthead there are single girls ready to meet on my area
Anonymous No.149962948 >>149966364
>>149953029
It's because normie entertainment got so fucking bad not even normies want anything to do with it
I do miss discovering some niche cow tho that seems to never happen anymore most cows are in on the joke
Anonymous No.149962959
>>149955175
Nah it was well known YouTubers becoming lokcows
Anonymous No.149962977
>>149953408
We should do one of those fusion things between all 3
Anonymous No.149963074
>>149962612
Doesn't this guy have troll's remorse now?
Anonymous No.149963091
>>149957464
Hate this Dyke
Anonymous No.149963092 >>149963119
Jax is basically a TikTok-tier edgelord who pretends to be an edgy anime villain cause he thinks it’s cool or something
Anonymous No.149963095 >>149964118 >>149966517
>>149962755
>See,back then when he stalked people,it had integrity and MEANING
Lolcow stalking is always dehumanizing sociopathic behavior. Maybe not during the first contact with an internet idiot so to speak. I can totally understand being bewildered by an idiot making an ass of himself online and mocking him,that is fair game. But form what i see, it ALWAYS degenerate over time when normal people move on and KiwiFarms type people linger. You used the term "Classic Chris" in your post, why do you think he stopped being a bumbling idiot and turned worse and stopped being "Classic Chris". There's a lot of factor in play but KiwiFarmers and weens greatly contributed to fuck with his already unstable head
Anonymous No.149963119
>>149963092
That's the point the show is making. He's not sincere,he's playing a character and he is coping hard from being trapped in digital purgatory
Anonymous No.149963324
>started a riot over a boombox that was so violent to the point that the state he lives in funded a pseudo military just to get him assassinated.
Is he a lolcow or a troll?
Anonymous No.149963369
>>149956858
>pic
Crocker would be an amazing lolcow
Anonymous No.149963516 >>149963644
Since Rick & Morty is just Reddit: the show, how much of a lolcow do you think Rick Sanchez is?
Anonymous No.149963644 >>149967160
>>149963516
Techbros would worship him. He'd be like Musk. Funny to ridicule but would never really be unpopular.
Anonymous No.149963648 >>149963655 >>149963716 >>149963852 >>149966517 >>149967160
>>149962755
>Classic Chris
ChrisChan was always people making fun of an actual retard though with the excuse that he was "racist/sexist"
Anonymous No.149963655
>>149963648
the excuse was that he thought that his comic made with the artistic skills of a preschooler was going to help him to get laid
Anonymous No.149963716 >>149963819 >>149964372
>>149963648
>ChrisChan was always people making fun of an actual retard though with the excuse that he was "racist/sexist"
And now the internet thinks being racist and sexist are virtues to be celebrated and not abhorrent attributes to be despised and ridiculed over. Amazing what changes in less then two decades
Anonymous No.149963819 >>149963951
>>149963716
>And now the internet thinks being racist and sexist are virtues to be celebrated and not abhorrent attributes to be despised and ridiculed over.
Only against whites and men, anon
Anonymous No.149963852 >>149964622 >>149967257
>>149963648
Chris wasn't really that retarded, his arrested development and delusions of grandeur were the butt of the joke, not so much his autism. Contrast that to something like WorldofTShirts, where his autism (and alcoholism) are almost always the joke
Anonymous No.149963951
>>149963819
>willfully ignoring the scores of areas online with /pol/ mentality
Disingenuous little faggot
Anonymous No.149964118 >>149964127 >>149968407 >>149968677
>>149963095
Depending on the endpoint Chris stopped being Classic Chris either after his dad died and the Original group of trolls stepped back out of respect, or after he trooned out and got boring until the idea guys happened.
Anonymous No.149964127
>>149964118
It was a combo of both events that killed classic chris in my opinion. Once the tomgirl saga began the glory days were over
Anonymous No.149964372
>>149963716
4chan can pat itself on the back, people around here worked hard to make it happen and more than often even with the help of the infiltrated moderation
https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-man-who-helped-turn-4chan-into-the-internets-racist-engine/
Anonymous No.149964398
>>149951108 (OP)
They don't have the necessary self awareness to be a lolcow.
Anonymous No.149964622
>>149963852
>Chris wasn't really that retarded, his arrested development and delusions of grandeur were the butt of the joke, not so much his autism. Contrast that to something like WorldofTShirts, where his autism (and alcoholism) are almost always the joke
I dont think a non-retarded person would shove medalion up their ass. Chris is definitely below 100 iq.
Anonymous No.149964859
Robbie from Gravity Falls is a shitty musician and a teenage edgelord who threatened to beat up a 12 year old cause he was worried he was somehow gonna steal his girl.
Anonymous No.149964987
>>149951108 (OP)
They would be millionaires with a deal on kick
Anonymous No.149965102
>live in fear and never act on my daydreams of having a large online presence due to outputting one of my creations because someone might discover embarrassing things i did online 15 years ago
Anonymous No.149965353 >>149966108
>>149953029
Since you browse /co/, were you a Deviantart/cartoon sperg by any chance? Those kinds of cows were popular in the early-mid 2010’s, people like Timbox, BlueCatRiolu, Geoshea, honestly I miss those kinds of lolcows, they don’t seem as common these days ever since sites like Deviantart have became more self-aware.

Though tbf cows that literally insane like Cyraxx who flashes his dick on stream to get peoples channels taken down is FAR funnier.
Anonymous No.149966108
>>149965353
i was on a different board then /co/ mostly back then
Anonymous No.149966364
>>149962948
i'd say lolcows have gotten morally worse.

like DSP is just laughably bad at video games and linkara is just a weird guy who's a closet homosexual but most modern lolcows sound like they should be in jail or an insane asylum for some of the shit they do.
Anonymous No.149966517 >>149966560
>>149963648
>>149963095
chris is a weird spot.

on one hand, yes he was basically a mentally handicapped person bullied into insanity by the internet but on the other hand he's also done some fucked up shit that he very likely still would've done without the audience just because he didn't know better.
Anonymous No.149966560 >>149969910 >>149973429
>>149966517
i am of the opinion that he wouldn't have raped his mom if he wasn't coerced into doing it
Anonymous No.149966888
A-Log with a side of DSP/Wings of Redemption
Anonymous No.149967160
>>149963648
>>149963644
Funny how these two came up back to back.
Anonymous No.149967212 >>149967269
Anonymous No.149967257
>>149963852
Before he became internet famous, he already got banned from his local Mall because of the attraction sign
Anonymous No.149967269
>>149967212
he has no internet access due to being from an amish family
Anonymous No.149968279 >>149969995
>>149954828
Not to mention he also acts like a twelve year old who curses a lot, is in elementary school at 20 years old, and also makes his adoptive parents lives miserable

When you think about it he’s technically an ABDL
Anonymous No.149968407
>>149964118
The tomgirl saga began when Bob was still alive
Anonymous No.149968677
>>149964118
Classic Chris died with Bob imo. Bob being out of the picture enabled him to fully give into his weird delusions and perverted behavior, and with the old trolls leaving the picture space was made for the Idea Guys to come in and royally fuck him up/steal from him.
Anonymous No.149968739
>>149952999
>What's with Burger Andy?
Anonymous No.149969863
>>149955937
gets arrested by the irs hot topic for weeks
Anonymous No.149969910 >>149971198
>>149966560
Okay I’ll bite: How was he coerced into fucking his own mother? To my recollection, nobody told him to do that, nobody suggested he do it, nobody tricked him into doing it.
Anonymous No.149969953 >>149971460 >>149973429 >>149973448
I'm so happy I never got into lolcow culture as a kid. Obsessing over autists and crazy people online seems pretty unhealthy
Anonymous No.149969995
>>149968279
Well, he WAS twelve when he first appeared.
Anonymous No.149970333
>>149951390
it really is true
only midwits become lolcows
Anonymous No.149971198 >>149971681 >>149973379
>>149969910
was he not convinced by that crazy bitch whose own toenails were falling off due to untreated foot fungus into doing it?
Anonymous No.149971460
>>149969953
i'm a third worlder and I had the unluck of reading a blog post about chris chan in my language around 2010
Anonymous No.149971681 >>149975426
>>149971198
No she just leaked that he was doing it to the world, Chris fucking his mom was something he did out of his own volition.
Anonymous No.149971733
>>149961349
he's says that in the show you farthuffer
Anonymous No.149972635
>>149954828
sml used to based before he deleted all his old videos. now it's gen alpha slop i'll never touch.
Anonymous No.149973379 >>149973480
>>149971198
How in the hell does everyone that gets involved in Chris' life to troll him end up almost as mentally fucked as Chris, if not worse? Guy's like a black hole of spergs.
Anonymous No.149973429 >>149975786
>>149966560
yes true. but he still would've tried to commit vehicular manslaughter over a store ban or assault a gamestop employee over sonic's arm color or the multiple cases of him getting arrested for being a public nuisance and disturbing the peace.

chris may be retarded but he's not an innocent victim of the internet that people portray him as being.

>>149969953
for me lolcows is like watching daytime trash TV like jerry springer or the maury show. i'm not too crazy about it nowadays because most of them are either too self aware now or are so fucked up that they belong in a prison cell or the looney bin with no real inbetween.
Anonymous No.149973448
>>149969953
Obsessing is a strong word for it. Personally I just check in on a few of them once every six or so months to see how they're doing.
Anonymous No.149973480
>>149973379
same thing with alex "yanderedev" mahan.

the guy is a fucking hack and a creep but everyone who's fucked with him tends to be just as much of a creep as he is if not worse. like i remember one of his A-logs got outed for sharing CP snuff on her discord server.
Anonymous No.149974112
>>149953159
They're set for life because the government bought their house for them and set them up with everything they needed in terms of internet and a smart TV at the end of Do The Universe.

There's also going to be an episode this coming season where they use A.I. to do their homework, which is stupidly out of character to me, because B&B never gave a shit about doing homework in the first place.
Anonymous No.149975329 >>149977346
>>149961574
I think Dipper would be one as well
Anonymous No.149975426
>>149971681
As much volition as a latent schizophrenic who's spent most of his adult life being harassed and gaslit by strangers, anyway.
Anonymous No.149975786 >>149979694
>>149973429
>chris may be retarded but he's not an innocent victim of the internet that people portray him as being
He has mitigating factors that prevent me to judge him too harshly. Besides,he's already being condemned by American justice system so dunking on him seems sadistic. The problem for me was always the crowd of Kiwifarms voyeurs following him everywhere in hope he fucks up again. That is what is truly disgusting for me. Chris is just one fucked up man and his nuisance is limited to Charlottesville and the surrounding counties (i dont live in the US lol), the Kiwifarmers are everywhere,numerous, anonymous and more clever than we give them credit for when it comes to stalking and fucking someone life over ? That is frightening, that is something can potentially affect me or someone i know. That's what is concerning to me, Chris is a minor news item all things considered, lolcow stalking culture is indicative of some more serious problem in society.But since we're a retarded species,we're all focused on the guy with a Sonichu medallion and not the pedophile orchestrating KiwiFarms from the shadow of whatever Russophone Eastern European shithole he's escaped to
Anonymous No.149976157 >>149976457
>>149951108 (OP)
They'd be your average /co/ poster more likely.
Anonymous No.149976457
>>149976157
Probably not them but
>>149953617
and >>149960233
100% would
Anonymous No.149976537 >>149976582 >>149977503
Apparently this character was based on a real person that used to harass the VAs in conventions
Anonymous No.149976582
>>149976537
I think i know who youre talking about and he was pretty much a proto lolcow before that was even a thing
Anonymous No.149977109
>>149953617
>>149960233
Pretty much every cartoon character that follows this archetype is prime lolcow material
Anonymous No.149977251
>>149962467
yea people really hate this guy
Anonymous No.149977346
>>149961574
Maybe Honey Boo Boo type non-internet lolcow but he still has actual weird magic and his dad isn't a bitch embarrassment too
>>149975329
Dipper is just a regular nerd, maybe gets bullied a bit but not a lolcow
Anonymous No.149977503
>>149976537
So every modern Lenny Baxter fat neckbeard type in cartoons just traces back to the Tiny Toons stalker?
Anonymous No.149979096
Warren the Eagle
>worm who larps as an eagle
>victim complex
>fired from his job for harassment
>forces people to listen to his shitty podcast
>can’t find friends due to his autism
Anonymous No.149979694 >>149980368
>>149975786
>The problem for me was always the crowd of Kiwifarms voyeurs following him everywhere in hope he fucks up again.
you might've had a point 14 or so years ago but prior to the incest stuff people had developed a relatively white washed view of chris as a goofy idiot with a sonic OC as most of his trolls stepped away and moved on from chris after bob died while others got troll's remorse and actually helped chris when the idea guys were taking advantage of him.

>and not the pedophile orchestrating KiwiFarms from the shadow of whatever Russophone Eastern European shithole he's escaped to.
i'm kinda curious about this. any proof or source to back this up?
Anonymous No.149980368
>>149979694
In regards to null being a pedophile:
https://x.com/Yeop445187/status/1943070580225511546
>Whoa josh asked for a twelve year olds address and asked her to come on a roadtrip when he was 19?

There's other stuff on his twitter as well.
Anonymous No.149980553
Beavis literally looks like Jean Pormanove

I can actually see him tortured to death by Butthead. In fact he did almost die in the reboot when his kidneys exploded