>>21679078
I get my bagels local, they're fully kashrut and have no preservatives, plus I'm a greedy fucking hand rubbing Jew so I actually freeze them. I get a bakers dozen for $5.50 any variety. The bagel guy's daughter gave me head when we were in high school, she had huge bewba. You needed to know that in addition to why you should keep the bagels cold.

>>149951108
the threads would be legendary, because despite the variety and scope, they'd be suspiciously personal

>>512006014
Money