Thread 149951329

Will Hulk do this to Godzilla?

>>149951329 (OP)
Why is Saitama there?

>>149951329 (OP)
No. Hulk isn't a scalie, he's just gay.

Who wins this one?

Ashbros...

>>149951329 (OP)
This thread is protected by Mark Grayson.

>>149951343
because the hulk prefers the opm webcomic so he needs to rape manga saitama

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU
PO-KÉ-MON!

>>149951329 (OP)
Is that ultron next to iron man? He's a good guy now?

>>149951353
Uncle Grandpa gapes that Gary Stu fuck so hard he gets a single fraction of all the sovl UG has because of the cumflation.

>yugioh has no feats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1M-kayKvo

>>149951383
sorry, it's kind of impossible to make anything pokemon related look cool

>>149951364
>Yugi plays Mirror Force and Monster Reborn one after the other
What does Ash do about this?

>>149951388
>holograms
YuJEETS...

>>149951366
>when BLUE BVLL lets you watch as he fucks Eve

>>149951388
Charizard takes 4× damage from rock attacks.

>>149951396
Aren't Peony and Rose Indian???

>>149951402
>Polymerization to fuse Gengar with Dark Magician

Ashbros, what now?

>>149951396
What about Smogon?

Nobody has more aura than her

Who's his Death Battle matchup?

>>149951444
Paul

>>149951435
What about Pokemon fangames?

>>149951444
Paul CHADbin.

>>149951426
>ash is given some pity legendary he never acutally caught
>yugi just fuses mammoth graveyard into it while turtling behind trapcards and an infinite wall of kuribohs

Hulk would job to Thing.

>>149951444
>Blue Bvll is bullying Spiderman
>Suddenly, the world goes dark
>"...This guy bothering you, Cucky Pete?"

>>149951463
You are now imagining your favorite of Ash's pokemon starting to melt before his eyes like Blue eyes did when Yugi did this to Kaiba

>>149951426
Will Ash die to this?

It's funny how he never saw Hulk with a woman. He must be gay for real.

Okay, Cid Kagenou vs Sung Jin Woo. Who wins?
Who has the hotter sister?

>>149951444
Bvll Battle matchup with Paul

>>149951452
>What about Pokemon fangames?

>>149951503
Cid gapes the gook

>>149951364
>>149951388
So like, will there be turns? Will there be ATK/DEF stats? Yu-Gi-Oh doesn't translate very well to a full-on fight.

>>149951503
Cid easily. Also Cid's sister > Mid Jin woo's

do not disrespect Chosen Undead. he can beat the embodiment of death to actual "death" while naked with a wooden club.

>>149951516
>Reborn
Pointlessly edgy kino

>>149951538
>wall level death that can't even stop a guy from reviving

>>149951538
Elden Ring Man is stronger. He can jump.

>>149951538
That just means the embodiment of death in Dark Souls is wooden club tier btw

Being able to jump puts you above Kratos too btw

>>149951516
Forget cucky Ash, can any Pokemon fanKINO protagonist defeat Yugi or jobbers like RATku?

>>149951538
>Yogiri: Die.
>Chosen Undead doesn't die
>Yogiri: What the-
>Wooden club to the face

>>149951578
Norsetos truly ruined Kratos’ image.

>>149951578
Mario bros, we win again!

>>149951503
Cid wins under sane analysis, Jinwoo probably has some brainrot scaling that puts him ahead if they go full retard

>>149951538
The 'First of the Dead' is not le 'embodiment of death', retard.Literally just a jumped-up gravelord, of which we see many in the series.

>>149951620
Sung Jin Gook's verse is pretty weak. Cid has his anime buff with him lighting the solar system up with his attack

pity win banner
>>149951379
happy 1 year anniversary of your schizo obsession btw

>>149951649
>not le 'embodiment of death
Castlevania bros, we are superior.

>>149951441
Does she have a futa cock?

>>149951693
With life fibers she can

>>149951620
he doesn't really, he just fights a bunch of building sized monsters. the problem is that jinwoo is the only person allowed to ever do cool shit so he doesn't really get to scale to anything or anyone impressive
he does have a lot of weird hax but it's not like GER or ultima level that let him deal with someone way stronger

>>149951697
YUM! Time to prep my asshole and mouth for her!

BOOB WINDOW FIGHT!!!

>>149951710
Superman...

>>149951693
>>149951710
Favorite character?

>>149951729
My cock won't lose...

>>149951455
Doesn't work since this cuck got cucked in return lol

>>149951710
Kratos...

>>149951737
GODnic

>>149951697
Satsuki does not have life fibers
she has wife fibers

>>149951737
Ash Mrmimesson of the Kanto region, of course!

>>149951710
>>149951737
KIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!

>>149951737
Yugi of course!

>>149951710
>>149951737
The Incredible GODulk!

>>149951710
>>149951737
Omnichad obviously!!

>>149951710
>>149951737
Mark Grayson from the hit show Invincible of course!

>>149951503
Cid annihilates and he also has an entire harem that he no way fags constantly which is FUNNY which Jin w00 isn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVZjCVJQSU8

>>149951729
Would Death Battle make PG multiversal?

>>149951710
>>149951737
Godzilla Godzillasson of planet Godzilla, naturally!

>instant seethe
yep

>>149951863
Are the Godzilla Earth movies (?) any good?

>>149951878
no

>>149951878
Nope.

>>149951878
God no

>>149951659
Congratulations on seething all this time.
WEAKzilla FRAUDcheck btw.

>>149951710
bleachFAGGOT...

Dave, you jobbed.

>>149951737
Monkey D. Luffy, why do you ask?

Hulkfags, you've already possibly driven one Godzillabro to suicide. S-stop hurting us...

There's nothing wrong with...
>SLLLLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRPPPP
.....liking futa cock

>>149951878
hah
no

My verse? Straightforward with no anti-feats.
My main and side fighters? Can bust planets with ease.
My big boss? Easily universal.

>>149952004
No one...

>>149952004
HUMBLEio the DOWNPLAYER of his own verse...

Post the scan of Godzilla taking a million exploding suns to the face

>>149952004
Katamari Damacy...

>>149951989
Clark...

>>149951989
bleachFAGGOT...

>>149952031
Clarkbros? What the FUCK is this?

>>149952059
Modern DC.

>>149952059
>he has no wife to keep happy
Take me back...

>>149951989
Hulkbro...

>>149952004
KINGtos the Lowballed...

>>149952059
You aren't a real man if you don't like femdom and pegging

>>149952070
I don't think you need to allow your wife to sodomize you to keep her happy, superbro...

>>149952085
Zillabro?

watching a man gag on my strap honestly makes me so wet

>>149952103
Nia....

>>149952103
Lois...

>>149952095
Outerversal rock

>>149952121
>Outerversal rock

>>149951878
FUCK no. Avoid at all cost.

>>149951922
>y-y-y-you're the godzilla fag I JUST KNOW IT
LMFAO@U

>>149952170
my favorite is the cuck part

Have they been posting Oh No for a fucking year?

>>149952155
Kratos says it’s an exaggeration because the claim he bites his own tail is incongruent with his myth, and Kratos is proven right when he does wrap around the horizon but doesn’t eat his own tail

>>149952170
They'll probably give it to Hulk because they'll use him shaking infinite dimensions as proof he can affect IT and they'll give him the power advantage because big cosmology.

>>149952059
Femdom is straight so it's okay. The Bible never says your wife can't stick things in your ass for pleasure.

>>149952198
Yes but the anti kaiju shit has been going on for far longer than that.

If Jormungandr was equal to Thor, does that mean Jormungandr scales below ice?

>>149952103
bleachFAGGOT...

>>149952220
if u playing with imitation dick it's cuz ur lowk craving the real thing

>>149952226
Depends, is Jormungandr a Hispanic? Those are known to be weak to ICE.

>>149952179
It's funny that you think you're slick in any way kek

>>149951353
Black Hat is for base Batkek

Time's running out, Hulkbros...

SCHOLARzilla will BITCH Hulkek with his BOUNDLESS lore like KINGtos. Feat cucks WILL JOB

>>149952278
...for Godzilla's funeral.

...on opposite day.

....which isn't today and never will be.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>RHAAAAAAAAAAAA
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SSSSOOOOOO HHHEEEEAAAVVVYYYY!!!!!

>>149949648

I've been called "listtroon" and whatever this lunatic is even talking about so far.

Matchup pitches have changed....

...in bizarro world

...'s dirty laundry.

Pacman got sonic scaling?!

GOKUBROS DON'T LOOK

>>149951329 (OP)
HULK NEEDS TO RAPE GODZILLA TO DEATH

>>149952347
Sonic got SpongeBob scaling.

...this is the end of my sentence.

>>149952206
>is incongruent with his myth
Kratos didn’t even know of Jorm’s myth, that’s why Atreus tells him about it. The exaggeration is the snake being so big that it can wrap around the world.

....after these words.

>>149952376
Grats on getting out of prison

>>149951878
Other then hot mothra twins, no.

>>149951961
I recognized this guy, he posted on the death battle subreddit and relate it to Godzilla hopefully winning for them

>>149952352
Godzilla would've just blown it up. Hulk is so pathetic.

>>149952327
That's a copypasta. And listtroon is the one that's been spamming picrel for like 2 years now among other things.

Do you watch Death Battle videos with your dad?

...which happens to be that [YOUR CHARACTER] is a jobber cuck.

>>149952256
still waiting for you to give me kaijutard's discord, schizo.

>>149951693
No she is a woman.

>>149952424
I think i've made a few TNs of these before i lost them, actually.
Specifically
>Yor vs Beatrix
>Makoto vs Tifa (still got it)
>Robin vs Soma
>Aigis vs KOSMOS
>Marth vs Aragorn
>Nick vs Big boss
>Athena vs Bison
>Reimu vs Arle (that's whta got me called Listtroon)
>2B vs Eve

>>149952440
I have no parents. I was birthed into this world by the very universe itself.

>>149952206
Atreus remarks about the snakes’ size right after
>>149952226
Thor said lava would hurt him too I’m pretty sure

>>149952480
Your mom is so big that my penis is in her lol

Who wins this? Both verses seem fairly low power enough for the MU to not be a stomp

>>149952480
seems pretty lonely, hope you have lots of friends anon

All characters and pigs in human clothing submit

>>149952494
Nezuko scales to lightning timers so she blitzes and turns netflix girl into red paste

>>149952494
Jonathan's little sister

>>149952499
My tongue + her cunt. You do the math.

>>149952499
You're a 3rd rate rival with a 4th rate power set.

>>149952517
Rumi can seemingly teleport instantaneously for what it's worth and she killed the father of all evil/demons or whatever after getting Jinu's soul

>>149952494
my cock

>>149952557
>she killed the father of all evil/demons or whatever after getting Jinu's soul
what are his feats?

>>149952494
Nezuko is for Elric

>>149952588
Momentarily resisting the succ from the throat goat

>threads are gay
breh

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Naito-desu/KPOP_Demon_Hunters:_Feats_Calc_Compilation
LARGE MOUNTAIN LEVEL BEASTS!!!

>>149952499
>Anon used cock.
>It's super effective!

what's hotter as a straight guy? two girls sucking you off at the same time vs two guys doing it?

>>149952611
I will likely never watch this. Looks too much like grubhub slop

>>149952611
>>149952633
GrubhubGODS WON

>>149952499
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tp62Rmcbrts

>>149951878
Singular Point mogs them, I don't know what the Butcher was thinking

Edward: Phew. Can't believe that worked.

A light starts emitting from the pile of pillars. Aang, now in the Avatar State, eradicates all the pillars and summons all four elements to his side.

Aang: This ends now!

The Avatar summons a cyclone to surround him and his opponent, leaving Elric out of options. He then tosses a projectile containing all four elements to finish off the Fullmetal Alchemist.

Edward: At least I'm taller than you...

Edward smirks as his body is annihilated by the final attack, leaving nothing but a black spot on the ground.

Aang: You left me no choice...

KO!

>>149952630
Two guys of course! Girls should only be sucking on each other's tongues while I watch and degrade myself for being born a guy! Sonicbro btw

>>149952588
Only onscreen feats are dusting Jinu with a single blast who was as strong/stronger than the demon hunters, mind controlling people(even the Hunters), and commanding all demons/turning people into demons. In lore he is weakened by the barrier around the earth, but if freed would feast on all human souls for eternity. Each soul he feasts on makes him stronger. Maybe they'll add to it in the sequels

>>149952499
My mouth.
Her cock.
Do the math.

>>149952633
it's animated by the spiderverse people so probably

Meta Knight officially has copy abilities now in the new Kirby Air Riders game. Riku bros... Zero bros...

>>149952682
Meta Knight gaped them anyway. The real question is how does this affect the Bandanna Waddle Dee vs Goombario matchup?

>>149952694
Fred Flintstone...

>>149952657
barely
at least SP zilla does a few things instead of just standing around for 3 movies

>>149952694
Sounds like a KINGtos SCHOLAR, alright.

>>149952682
Meta JOB still jobs

>>149951441
So I actually played KlK IF, I don't think it actually elevates the cast by any real amount. Though at the same time, it does seem likely that Junketsu Shinzui is a realizable piece of her equipment set, since it was formed from the additions of the Grand Regalias.
It does give Ryuko, Nui, Ragyo, and Senketsu a degree of hax resistance though. They were able to recognize the nature of the plot within the dream without external prodding (well Ryuko a bit less, but still).
Ryuko and Seketsu demonstrate an ability to pull in Life Fibers from alternate timespaces as a source of power (though unless you give them their game memories, they wouldn't know to do it). Ryuko does manage to gain enough power this way that she was able to defeat an increasingly amped Satsuki (she was caught in a loop of both making the Primordial Life Fiber stronger so that she would be challenged and also making herself stronger to clear that gap).
The Rending Blades got a huge buff though, since they were able to cut through these Life Fibers from beyond.

>>149952694
A classic AshCHAD

>>149952694
CHADsura BEAST

>>149952694
VaginaKEKS KNEEL to CockGODS

>>149952670
I-i don't get it,Ryuko...

>>149951353
Black Hat already beat him. Genuine answer though, even if you ignore the crossover stuff for both though, Uncle Grandpa's been stopped by less. Uncle Grandpa's best bit is universal level while Black Hat is multiversal minimum from that CYOA book

>>149952694
i mean, that would improve women
on the other hand, that's competition
conclusion: we need to make females bleed more

>>149951878
They are the worst pieces of Godzilla media ever made, so no.

>>149952763
Women have a lot more problems besides penis envy doc

>>149952326
https://youtu.be/aYMzfXqeh-s?t=172
Mean FUCKING while...

>>149952694
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!

>>149952804
>Women have a lot more problems besides penis envy doc
name 1 real problem other than bleeding but not dying
i super dare ya

i hope you will understand now why wonder woman sucks as a character

>>149952841
That she doesn't have a massive cock to peg Superman with?

4chan is a futaCHAD site. Accept it.

>>149952841
The electra complex!! It's real and I've seen it with my own eyes!!!

>>149952852
Favorite franchise?

9 million cocks lowballed

Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!

>>149952913
>>149952907

>>149952903
The hit series God of War (2018) and God of War Ragnarok only.

>>149951353
Black Hat. Uncle Grandpa is for Bobobo

>>149952850
>pegging superman
NOOO
superman would never allow a foreign object up his ass
>>149952888
>le (((complex)))
lmao

>>149952903
Violence Jack, because there's an honest to goodness futa in it and she rapes a girl

>>149951329 (OP)
Saitama would blow Hulk away with a sneeze.

>>149951463
Yeah if you go full Duelist Kingdom where Yugi can just bullshit any dungeons and dragons esque shenanigans to do whatever the fuck he wants, Ash just gets bodied.

What are Invincible's thoughts on futanaris?

>>149952947
You guys think Eve changed here DNA to fuck Mark? Yes she was near death

>>149951538
There should be a Soulsborne battle royale though it'd probably come down to Good Hunter VS Elden Lord. Slayer of Demons could arguably be in the final three

>>149952946
>yugi gets dungeons and dragons scaling
it makes sense but

>>149952903
Demon King Daimao.

>>149952841
A lack of agency

>>149952763
>i mean, that would improve women
How, do you want to get raped so much bitchboy?

We need a palate cleanser after these two shitty death battles back to back.

>>149952694
Spoken like a true SonicGOD.

what is with /dbg/'s obsession with dicks this thread?

>>149952903
Sonic of course!

>>149953014
>this thread

>>149953014
>This thread
>>149952170

>>149953014
Homosexuality=Funny to them.

>>149953014
Nobody has mentioned Nightwing ONCE.

>>149952996
how does Cell not get completely evaporated here

>>149953014
Nothing wrong with enjoying a nice big juicy futa cock.

>>149953033
Toei scaling MIGHT give him the AP advantage if you go full retard, not like it matters considering he just fucking dies from radiation and reactive evolution.

>>149953014
/dbg/ is full of Asurafags

>>149952996
>Cell once again dies to his own Kamehameha
Kek

>>149952993
gay fool
most female issues steem from their pussy

>>149953044
Favorite character?

>>149953014
Humanity has always been obsessed with the almighty phallus. VaginaSISSIES can cope and seethe about it all they want.

>>149952987
>this is an issue
>>149953014
>he isn't obsessed with his dick
lol, virgin

>>149953076
GODnic of course!

>>149952996
Garou would literally kill Ultra Instinct Goku lmao

>>149953014
We’re a KINGtos general. What did you expect?

>>149953076
Sylvia from Konosuba of course

>>149953079
Based Obeliskchad

watching a trans girlie squeal and cum when you go under her foreskin is really cute

Boy...

>>149953076
Simon the Digger, of course!

>>149953130
Nulybro btw.

Hulkfags feel like they're jinxing it

Sonic NO DIFFS Goku and his entire verse btw

Is you hero circumcised?

>>149953079
I hate dick. It is the source of all my insecurities as a man. I fear being penetrated

>>149953133
>Boy...
>Futa is good...

>>149953133
...i love COCKS

>>149952327
>>149952424
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>149953158
Superman...

>>149953146
on the contrary the sheer amount of ultima wank is making me feel confident in hulk's win, it's very similar to how people were talking about the life equation

>>149953158
>I hate dick. It is the source of all my insecurities as a man
what
>I fear being penetrated
lmao

How does /dbg/ feel about femboys?

>>149952630
bleachFAGGOT...

>>149952996
>Cosmic Garou
>far better abilities and adaptability + rapid evolution during combat
>higher AP and durability
>Perfect Cell
>better speed and better regen
Unless Cell massively cripples Garou or one shots the guy, he’s get overwhelmed quickly. If we’re using Monster Garou and below, Garou is done.

>>149953158
>I fear being penetrated
Thus is the power of cock. A source of fear, worship, and respect. As a man it is your duty to channel such strength otherwise you are basically a male failure.

>>149953076
Kyle Rayner the Green Lantern of course!

>>149953202
Wasn't Cell going to destroy the whole galaxy? Death Battle loves their statements.

>>149953223
Just the solar system as far as I know.

>>149953202
Garou goes well above planetary? Why do people keep saying Saitama's a bad match for DBZ. He creams them easy in that case.

>>149953223
They could wank Garou to galaxy or multi-galaxy via the SP^2.

>>149953198
kys

>>149953223
His Kamehameha was supposed to be enough to wipe the solar system at most so unless monster Garou is above that cell wins, though I'm not familiar with Garou's feats

>>149953235
He was also probably a liar, like second form Frieza "having the power to destroy the universe"

Hulk has gangster shirt scaling; he'll win.

>>149953014
*/dbs/
ftfy

>>149953207
You're not wrong. There's a reason Chad's surname is Thundercock; sapient sexuality is a fundamental force and not inherently limited by orientation. I fucking hate the phallus yet at the same time I know I can be weak enough to be seduced by the phallus despite being fearful of it. It's happened in my dreams too. I've had dreams where a bigger, stronger and more beautiful man was out to violate me. One time Marvel's Thor raped me and knocked me up using magic and I had his babies in a dream and I haven't been the same since. It was my epiphany that sexuality is as virulent as any other meme in consciousness and made me a lot more demure and protective of my sexual vulnerabilities

>>149953195
I fucking LOVE femboys!

>>149953014
I just love my fascist wife Satsuki

>>149953195
femboys? they're annoying
in a death battle they would annoy each other to death

>>149953130
bleachFAGGOT...

>>149953280
>One time Marvel's Thor raped me and knocked me up using magic and I had his babies in a dream and I haven't been the same since
Hulk....

>>149953153
Watch that video going over all the Jojo's and determining which are circumcised

>>149953267
So do Goku and Vegeta but they both lost their death battles

>>149953152
go to sleep dave

>>149953261
I lowkey agree but it's a bit silly to claim that he can destroy the entire solar system. Like, the planet blowing up alone is gonna kill them all. Why guess that he could blow up a solar system, that's the lamest gas ever. Big fucking whoop. Then again the idea of him destroying the solar system with a beam is pretty strange. Was he gonna spin around???

>>149953182
Ultima's only feats are DEfeats. Literally every single Godzilla defeat is laid at Ultima's feet.

This is the ultimate orgy of homosexuality
Good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see
It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the ultimate orgy

Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones
Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones
He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman's face in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Pimp and Gandalf the Ho
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
RoboCop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston
Spock, The Rock, and Charlton Heston
Came outta nowhere lightning fast
And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe
The sex went on for a century
Many cocks were sucked, but eventually
A champion stood, all the girls got wetter:

Mr. Rogers in a cum-stained sweater

>>149953130
>>149953286
HulkCHAD btw.

>>149953337
This happened. I... I was there...

>>149953330
Every time they say shit like that I assume they mean the explosion itself is going to do it.

Which is ridiculous to think about anyone in Dragon Ball displaying such power when we only ever see them blowing up planets

>>149953334
i don't know about that, but it just seems like a lot of the stuff around ultima is a mix of headcanon and the worst of powerscaling brain shit like 'infinite layers into outerversal' from very vague statements.
it reminds me a lot of how the life equation could apparently turn simon into a corndog and made kyle infinitely above outerversal in real life yet death battle was a lot more conservative, and i think that'll just be the same thing for the lizard

>>149952996
Another stomp I see

>>149952907
Fumiko?!?

>>149952698
Just as dimeless as it previously was.

>>149953330
Forcing the sun to go supernova

Are you all for real with this shit?!

>>149953305
Perfect

>>149953315
They have weak scaling. This is the best shirt I could find, just pathetic.

>>149952446
I wonder what OH NO fag is gonna do when the fight is over

>>149953395
Yes, we do love KINGtos around here!

>>149952967
>Asta, Gojo, Deku, Shigaraki, All-Might, and Might-Guy in World threat

>>149953371
Death Battle kinda has to go with feats. Ultima having nothing in that department is its downfall, just like Kyle.

>>149953402
>NTR femboy vs drunktard
how is this fair?

>>149953416
Two week training seminar in the Bahamas, actually.

This Ultima shit is retarded. It has nothing to do with the themes or identity of mainline Godzilla, just pointless identity rape for the sake of powerscaling. It’s like if in GvS3, they scaled mainline Superman to Milkman Man. The kind of scaling you’d need to give Zilla to beat Hulk would rival Kratos, Doomslayer, and Miles Morales combined in terms of sheer non-canon composite fanwank.

The ONLY reason people think Hulk will lose this fight, is because it would be REALLY funny if Hulk went 3-0. That’s literally it. If this was Hulk’s first fight, instead of his third, NOBODY would think Godzilla would win, and Ultima wouldn’t even be on people’s minds.

>>149952967
>Deku
>Shigaraki
>All-Might
>World Threat

>>149953461
Nah he's going 0-3 because he sucks

Have you already come to terms with Hulk winning the upcoming episode?

>>149952972
The deep future of Invincible is actually kinda horrifying. Eve is likely subconsciously making herself more powerful with every resurrection she has. It wouldn't surprise me if she got powerful enough to completely remove her own blocker.
You think this immortal goddess would ever let her husband grow old and frail? Hell no. Mark and potentially Terra as well are along for this ride of spiraling cycles of aging and renewal with every subsequent renewal being slightly warped based on Eve's perceptions.
I know that we joke a lot about Mark being multiversal from scaling, but there's a high likelihood that in the far flung future that Eve and Mark are inhuman almighty gods bringing their idea of peace to the entire multiverse and potentially even delving into the pasts and futures as well.

Have you already come to terms with Godzilla winning the upcoming episode?

>>149953517
>parrotzilla
Why does this keep happening?

>>149953480
>"I'm super duper smart and a nice guy, but oh boy oh boy...."
>*hits inhaler*
>*fixes his glasses*
>*adjusts his suspenders*
>*eats his dino nuggies*
>*calls him mom to pick him up after he is done*
>"When I get angry... the monster comes out!"
Cringe. What a fucking nerd.

>>149953517
Canon relaities.
>>149953480
Fanfic delusions,

Have you already come to terms with KINGtos winning the upcoming episode?

>>149953033
I mean, even at his strongest Garou was high planetary. That's effectively as strong as the Cell Jrs would be through a very conservative estimate. He also wouldn't have access to the exponential growth he had while fighting Saitama, since that was from copying Saitama's "martial arts" the entire time.

>>149953584
Kratos would take his hand and believe him btw.

>>149953517
>"SKREEEEEEEEEOOOOOONK!"
>*hits inhaler*
>*fixes his glasses*
>*adjusts his suspenders*
>*eats his gorilla nuggies*
>*calls Mothra to pick him up after he is done*
>"SKREEEEEEEEEOOOOOONK!"
Cringe. What a fucking nerd.

Have you already come to terms with Hal Jordan winning the upcoming episode?

>>149953584
>extend arm

>>149953606
nah Ben is beating him

>>149953548
Kek, Daddy's boy Banner is like this.

Just took a massive steaming SHIT, Death Battles for this feel?

>>149953567
https://imgur.com/a/power-of-serious-punch-collision-Dgi8fWi
I mean this feat is kind of ridiculous

>>149953584
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't take Chakravartin's hand

>>149953584
I think up to GoWII and maybe up to the point that Pandora sacrifices herself that Kratos would accept the power Chakravartin offered.
Past that point, I think he has become so tired of being used as and seen as a tool by others that he would refuse. Maybe not violently refuse, but definitely refuse.

>>149953567
>He also wouldn't have access to the exponential growth he had while fighting Saitama, since that was from copying Saitama's "martial arts" the entire time.
lmao
what a fraud

>>149953632
he was about to blow up your planet like five minutes ago

>>149953624
Shaokuma

>>149953632
He's a genocidal maniac! You... you can't do that!

>>149953632
Nigga, he was sucking up your universe into nothing before you reached him.

>>149953632
He cancelled long weekends

>>149953624
>every bleach episode out of fucking NOWHERE
Wait, you meant Death Battle...

>>149953624
Watch Yoshi vs Riptor and self-insert as Yoshi.

>>149953624
all of them

>>149953630
I would be more likely to see it as a bigger deal if it were at all understandable as a feat. Like what would it even begin to mean?

>>149953624
Eggman vs Bowser because unloading a fat pile of shit feels good.

>>149953614
Back to your underage thirst thread, benpedo >>149912429

>>149953632
He looks really gay

>>149953715
seethe

>>149953606
What's next for our hero Hal Jordan? It's been 6 years since his glorious Death Battle debut.

>>149953650
>>149953655
>>149953663
>>149953678
>>149953719
That does it. I'm shaking Chakravartin's hand

>>149953724
KWAByonder has been asking for a fraudcheck.

>>149953719
His base looks gay with the lipstick, his true form reveals the MONSTER within him.

>>149953699
They punched so hard that the blast destroyed an entire patch of stars, or at least blew away a good amount of light.

>>149953761
why does he have breedable hips?

>>149953782
How do you think he makes universes?

>>149953630
>destroyed numerous solar systems, leaving a big hole in the night sky
Might give Zly or even Godku a run for their money

>>149953724
DUCKING Simon and settling for small fry.

>>149953819
who? Jesus Christ?

>>149953174
I'm a whole different beast, i just like sonic and making tns.

Finn the Human

>>149953630
>>149953699
>>149953773
The thing with the Serious Punch Squared is it’s not something Garou can replicate on his own. It comes specifically from him copying Saitama and needing to collide fists hard enough to square the power of both punches. He can’t produce that much power on his own (nor can Saitama without his exponential growth). So in a fight against Cell, Garou won’t or at least shouldn’t have access to Saitama’s kit unless the matchup decides to set him at a point when he already copied Blast and Saitama.

>>149953624
Phoenix vs Raven

>>149953868
I mean, yes, but one of two things:
1. Death Battle would have Garou after he had first copied Saitama, or at least until he had stopped copying Saitama during their fight
2. It does give an idea that Garou's peak potential is vastly beyond Cell's on top of all of Garou's other ridiculous spacetime bending powers and radiation

>>149953868
I mean the square root of the fuck huge number that would be is also a fuck huge number

>>149953946
HOLY FUARKING BEAST!!! HE JUST BEAT THE FUARKING SHART OUT OF POOPERMAN!!!
Oh, Omniman, Homelander, and Little Timmy are there too, I guess.

>>149953946
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!! RED SUNPERMAN IS GOING TO CRUSH YOU ALL!!!

>>149953927
But a huge number multiplying by itself is much, MUCH larger than itself, so that’s what needs to be considered. This is not a numbered being multiplied by 2, it’s being squared.

>>149953998
How can a two punchs square a punch? What if Garou clapped really hard?

>>149954019
IM SO FUCKING FAT BROS!!!!!

>>149953868
I don't think the power of the punches is actually squared, it's just a cool name.

>>149953462
What a kind teacher. He disciplined that wild monster into a better man

>>149953462
Man, DA getting promoted to having this be his Death Battle was the worst mistake in terms of the animation. He can cook given the test footage, but he needed so much longer and needed to not have a deadline hanging over his head. Because Jesus, Kratos' lip flips are just basic jaw waggling.

>>149954019
>How can a two punches square a punch?
Through the collision, I guess. Like Saitama and Garou matched each other’s power perfectly with their punch and every unit of force behind those two punches multiplied each other instead of the power being multiplied by 2. I’m honestly not too sure so it could just be a name thing.

>>149954140
I liked the webcomic fight more...
The serious table flip showcasing to Garou how massively out of his league Saitama was was such a better moment.

>>149953946
>Under a red sun
>He's just covered in scratches
Lol

How hard would Swank have to suck his husbando off for Dio to avoid getting Ned Beaty’d the way Ganondorf was?

>>149954202
Let him attain Heaven mid fight to fight against Chaos/The Devil.

I imagine the Serious Punch Squared is like Jujutsu Kaisen where Greg said Black Flashes were exponential because it sounded cool and then he swept it under the rug and even made a joke comic about how he fucked up.

How do people know which characters are Swan's favorites outside of Hal?

>>149954202
No amount of swank is saving dio

>>149953899
What does Tekken have to do with this?

Yorha 2B

So can anything match the meltdown Asura fags had/are still having? I don't think Godzilla and Hulk fans can reach it

>>149954202
Annoyed Grunt probably. Even then with his most powerful wank Dracula would take it I think, but they could not give it to him.

>>149954202
Diocard levels of swank with Spawnrider levels of downplay for Dracula

>>149954240
Will be fighting EVE

>>149954233
Dio over heaven will wank him to a win

Evil Death Battle be like:
>"Kratos... You're a better man no longer..."
>"K.O"
>"...Perhaps the God of War had better scaling if you count the lore in his suplementary material, but ultimately, none of it actually made sense logically when you consider the events of the games, with the WoG debunking many of the most impressive showcases of his power. On the other hand, Asura's power is put in full display during the events of his game, such as..."

>>149953281
Could've just dragged him by the cape.

>>149954259
>Eve edgily covered in blood
kek

>>149954230
DC
Very occasional Marvel character if Swan can goon to them (so not Hulk or Thor, but Spidey is up for grabs)
Jojo
Fromsoft
Often indieshit vidya

>>149954266
EVILER Death Battle be like:
>"Kratos... You're a better man no longer..."
>"K.O"
>"The FODDER of War is normal rock level and struggles to open chests! How could he ever beat elephant tier Asura?!"

>>149954245
>Just take the L and let us gloat all over the board chud
Yeah no. That DA was shit then and it's shit now.

>>149954245
I wouldn’t call it that much of a meltdown, it’s just fun shitposting about KINGtos.
>I don't think Godzilla and Hulk fans can reach it
DB just has to pull picrel levels of bullshit again.

>>149954230
Whenever he calls a Match-Up his new White Whale.
He said this about Chosen Undead v Dragonborn, and thought that CU would handily win. He didn’t count on Elder Scrolls Lore being complete horseshit though, so he coped about it by writing the fight to have Dragonborn be the blatant villain/aggressor while CU died heroically while Dragonborn succumbed to the Age of Darkness as Frampt laughed in the background.
Back when he was a blogger, he wrote an entire essay about Dio v Alucard and how Dio was the bestest, smartestest, strongestest ever and Alucard would be awestruck and unable to do anything to Dio whatsoever. This blog mysteriously vanished when Dio v Alucard got announced as an official episode that Swank was writing and directing. Lo and behold, Dio clowned on Alucard the whole time deeming himself Alucard’s God while Alucard regurgitated TeamFourStar jokes before getting MUDAMUDAMUDA’d. Then the post-fight deemed Dio several times faster than Saitama and several other combatants at the time, and could punch with the force of a nuke.

>>149953868
He literally no sold that shit.

>>149954324
The Diocard swank also carried over to Jonathan v Tanjiro, where Jonathan got Part 3 scaling because his corpse was there.

>>149953059
Their brain, actually. And their smelly smelly assholes...

>>149954331
Who? Didn’t Blast teleport all the energy far away?

I missed the Futaposting hour...

>>149954374
Blast transported most of the energy, what he didn't was what we saw.
So basically Garou's arm tanked the force of that blast and then a bunch of other stuff that was diverted.
Again, depends on how you think the punch was "squared" though.

>>149954245
People are already expecting max wank for both Hulk and Godzilla so there probably won't be much of a meltdown. The only way I see them having a meltdown is if their fanfic anger limit is what makes Hulk lose, or if they say Ultima caps at Universal and Hulk statstomps all Godzillas with no difficulty.

>>149954324
Well they wanked Kyle to outerversal and he got his ass raped (along with his entire verse), by simon drill so...

>>149952723
she has many strong abilities.

>>149954245
Zillatards will seethe regardless if Hulk wins, they think their lizard is invincible.

>>149954395
they're probably going to do just that for ultima though
the only people it might piss off are the few insane vsbattles brained retards on reddit who have gaslighted themselves into a bunch of weird headcanons over ultima like how it's apparently every godzilla ever or it loses for fun and have not even watched the show or read the novel and it's super-duper-mega-omniversal and 'infinity layers into outer' or whatever new wank they've come up with today
anybody who's passingly familiar with the show and/or a more casual fan of godzilla likely will not care

>>149954459
Ultima getting an Alien X-tier fraudcheck would be hilarious.
Either that, or he wins and gets Godzilla another step closer to getting stomped by Ultraman.

pounding Satsuki's asshole and watching her ejaculate gallons worth of semen from her futa cock is my wet dream

>>149954436
Mega cutie

I need another Myth match-up.

King Arthur vs Cú Chulainn. Britain vs Ireland.

>>149954529
Kratos...

how much of this futa/homoerotic fantasizing is ironic or genuine disguised as ironic?

>>149954553
We know Kratos likes an empowered woman. He outright said he liked Angrboda because she said she'd teach Atreus discipline.

>>149952103
Diana...

>>149954539
I think Cu vs Lancelot is better. Berserker vs berserker, best warrior vs best warrior, manwhore vs oneitis. King Arthur should probably fight another king.

>>149954529
Asura...

>>149952103
Sasha...

>>149954494
Even with Alien X a casual viewer would see that he actually does remake the entire universe, so there's at least some basis for the wank with normies
Ultima does barely anything and loses to a giant robot blowing it up. So yeah Ultraman GAPES

>>149954596
…’s inferior, SPARTANtos.

>>149954529
GODnicLORD btw.

>>149954583
Bejita gets humiliated again for some reason

>>149954583
Why do DB fusions keep dodging Omnimon?

>>149952103
Makima...

>>149954468
>>149954436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNF4slYFJXQ

FUARK....

>>149954609
>SHITney show that only pedos love
Out. We discuss REAL shows, games, movies and other forms of media. Not little girl cartoons.

>>149954553
>>149954596
>>149954626
I thought you fags want to get fucked by a futa not fuck a futa

>>149954674
anon, no video games are "REAL," they're about the same level as disney cartoons for little girls.

>>149954564
Homoposters are more often than not just doing a bit, futaniggers on the other hand are 100% genuine

futaCHAD general

>>149954701
God of War is real art.

It's a bit early but I think it's safe to say that futas won this thread.

>>149954724
sure thing buddy

futa is gay btw

Every single character posted here jobs to MY COCK!

>>149954758
We know, Reimu.

>>149954745
I SOLVED THIS GAY QUESTION YEARS AGO. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE FUCKING LISTENED

Here's the analogy: If a man sees a person - a trap, doesn't know the person is a trap, and is attracted to them. Then the man is not gay.

HOWEVER.

If a man sees a person - trap, knows with full knowledge the person is a trap, and is attracted to them. Then the man is gay.

A BETTER MAN would fuck and impregnate his futa wife while stroking her cock.

>>149954804
That's gay

>>149954529
What makes you think you would EVER get to top, mongrel?

>>149954836
Satsuki says pig, Gil says mongrel

>>149954836
I won in rock paper scissors

There is NOTHING wrong with being gay. It is a brave and stunning moment in someone's life to be attracted to the same sex. If you disagree, then you are a bigoted CHUD who should be more tolerant of people's choices. I will NOT stand for any homophobia, transphobia or anything that causes harm to the LGBTQA+ community in these threads.

DO
I
MAKE
MYSELF
CLEAR?

>>149954804
based SatsukiCHAD

>>149954852
Funny because that's a mechanic in Kill la Kill IF.

>>149954804
BASED! FutaQUEENS must never be rejected. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children, neurodivergent folk and futaBEAUTIES speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.

>>149954861
I am just stating the fucking FACT, Kratos. A person sexually attracted to traps/futa is gay

Futa is 100% straight and I can prove it with FACKS and LOGIC!

Futa is gay as hell because it's a penis
Pegging is straight because there's no penis
I've never been pegged though so maybe my opinion would change postpegging

"FUTA COCK" THIS "FUTA COCK" THAT. HOLY FUCK. ENOUGH WITH THE FAGGOTRY! LET'S TALK ABOUT A MAN'S FETISH: FEMDOM

What would our heroes Hulk, Simon and Kratos think about our current discussion?

Well. We almost made it to bump limit.

>>149954920
>Hulk
"YUM YUM Hulk loves futacock!!"
>Simon
"I wish NIA would grow a big futacock and GIGA DRILL BREAK my ass"
>Kratos
"We must be better (trans)men"

Keep it SFW in here, or I'll solo this entire thread. I have to keep my masters happy or they'll slash my pay again ($0)

>>149954909
>>149954912
>>149954915
Isnt this a powerscaling thread? Why is everyone talking about futa?

>>149954940
Janny-kun, who do you think wins, Arthur or Peppa Pig?

>>149954915
>First futa
>Now submitting to women
/dbs/-failed men general

>>149954944
Because we're powerscaling cocks, retard.

>>149954940
Janny-sama,please have mercy...

>>149954861
>>149954890
I kneel KINGtos. You truly are the better man than me. I should've been more respectful to the LGBTQA+ community. I am a monster and a chud no more...

>>149954944
It started because of Satsuki post.

>>149954940
Forgive me, Janny GOD. We will limit our discussion to Comics & Cartoons — "Death Battle" from now on.

>>149954944
Powerscalingsissies are being TAUGHT by cockCHADS

>>149954944
We love KINGtos here.

Can Simon, Kratos, Hulk, Omni-Man, and Superman DEFEAT my parent's impending divorce?

>>149954944
Because we're in a KINGtos thread.

>>149954967
Satsuki was MINDBREAKING /dbg/...

>>149954923
With a picture of Hulk fucking Saitama in the ass as the OP image. We are truly the most powerful thread.

>>149954984
Only if you promise them big fat futa cock as a reward,otherwise no

>>149954984
Superman might be able to use his Super-Mediation power.

Can any colored bitch OVERCOME my BWC?

>>149954993
Would you believe VSBW puts her KlK IF incarnation at Low Complex Multiversal?

>>149955033
Yes. VSBW is NEVER wrong. Everything they say is factual and correct.

Ryuko is better

Nui mogs I'm afraid.

>>149955053
Having played it, I guess I can see how you might wank her to that level, but man it takes mental gymnastics.

Listen up you retards because I'm about to enlighten all of your weak minds
Futanaris are straight, just like Pegging is straight.
Why?
Let's begin to look at what a Futanari is:
Futas are essentially biological women (100% female) who for one reason or another have cocks (often times perfect pristine cocks or huge inhumane ones)
Futas came up as a way for Doujin artist to pair up female characters and have them be responsive during sex (a strap on may please your partner but I doesn't do anything for the one pegging)
In other words Futas are a fantasy about women being able to penetrate while also feeling it.

Now why are they straight? Well implying we are talking about FUTA on male they would be straight because sexuality is very clear cut in these aspects, when a man has sex with a woman they are having Heterosexual sex. There's no room for interpretation here, whatever you believe or think a man should do during sex is irrelevant. If you have sex with a woman you are engaging in straight sex, and if you actively chase after more straight sex you are indeed a straight man.
And since we stablished before: Futas NEED by definition to be biological women.
Also you can't try to use real life "equivalents" to futas in order to prove they are gay. Because such a thing doesn't exist. Futas have exaggerated dicks, often inhumanly huge or extremely smooth and perfect, also trannies in real life are MEN so they can't be futas by definition.
So yes, Futas are straight because the fantasy relies on the involvement of a real woman, something straight.
And if you want to argue that the OBJECTIVE definition of straight sex is wrong and that sexuality is more about behavior then I'll assume you are a tranny since that's quite literally the arguments they employ to justify their mental illness.

Quit talking about mid women.

>>149955059
I want Ryuko and Satsuki to spitroast me.

>>149955073
Okay we get it Kratos. You're a fag.

>>149955067
You will never be in Nui's Haremei.

>>149955073
SO WHAT?!

I'LL DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, AND DRILL MY WAY OUT OF YOUR WALL OF REALITY.

It's actually kind of crazy how irl it's easy to pull two related sisters in for a threesome and they even play with each other. Was weird to see how accurate KLK was

>>149955053
1-A Aunt May agrees

>>149955091
Does this mean that Panty and Stocking is unrealistic?

>>149955073
GODnicSCHOLAR btw.

>>149955101
Wym they've canonically banged

>>149955073
>see a perfect female specimen with a hole literally designed to milk your cock into releasing its genes and impregnating her
>want instead for her to have a penis to have ("not gay") butt sex with you
I'm sorry, bro. You're gay. Anyway, what's this thread about again? Powerscaling or some shit?

We don't talk about Death Battle here. This is a thinly-veiled /b/ colony.

>>149954245
The only meltdowns I saw these thread and the ones on /v/were Kratosfags shitting themselves over no one liking the episode. So that's kind of a loaded question.

>>149955123
uh, death battle?
oh yeah, of course. give me a second
uncut futa vs cut futa

>>149955147
Every thread there's some kind of gay scat cuck pasta about Kratos because they're still that mad about the result

>>149955141
/d/b/s/ it all makes sense now

I blame Hulkfags for this.

Who can defeat our HEROES?!

I'm excited for Ruby vs Maka all of a sudden...

>>149955110
But not a three way. They'd incidentally kill the third while fighting each other.

>this all started after someone BTFO ultima for the 50th time
I'm nooticing

This is the work of enemy zillafags.

>>149955169
No this started from Satsuki.

I personally blame DCfags.

>Listen up you retards because I'm about to enlighten all of your weak minds
>Futanaris are- oh babe, come here right now
>take that rock hard cock out, daddy needs a dick
>yes! yes! bust my crust! shove that fat circumcized cock right up my shithole!!!
>oh babe can't you feel last night's spaghetti dinner churning around your cock? Wait... that might be my anal worms...
>thrust it deep inside me babe! I need your cum! I need you to blast your lady batter inside by crusty bussy! get me pregnant honey! knock me up so fucking hard with a little shit child! i want to birth your poo-poo son! then we can take turns molesting him before selling him as a little cock slave to the next gay faggot that wanders into our little tranny utopia!!!
>oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah shoot that AIDS infested semen into my torn colon I need that poz load up my ass right fucking now
>yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!
>oh can you smell that? that poopy smell mixed with semen and man sweat? it's the most powerful aphrodisiac known to troon kind... I won't forget this moment ever...
>now give me that meat stick covered in corn and shit.... daddy needs a poopsicle because it's so hot...
What?

>>149955155
This thread was pretty chill.

>>149955182
>futa on male scat fantasies
Most wanted matchup?

>>149955182
My hero said this.

I left the thread hours ago I'm surprised it's been this civil when discussing futa of all things

>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ODIN'S DARK MAGIC! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY ODIN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME ASURA'S NUGGET BABY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO BECOME BETTER MEN!
>ODIN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE ASURA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM ASURA!
>ALRIGHT ODIN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN ASURA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM ASURA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE ATREUS BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! YOU DESERVE A WORTHY NUGGET BABY TITAN!
>WOW ASURA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SUCH AN ACTUAL PLANET BUSTER ASURA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE COOKBOOK OF THE NINE REALMS! BON APPETIT ASURA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW ATREUS AND FREYA BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE MY WIFE'S SON! HA! HES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD ASURA! THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME BUT YOUR DRY CUM SURE DOES! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME SUB WALL BUSTING WORM I AM ASURA!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!
>THE STENCH OF CURRY IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! THIS SMELLS JUST LIKE MY HINDUSTANI FANBASE!
>FART ON ME ASURA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF ASURA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST GOD OF WAR EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!

>>149955205
Ben VS Hal 2 of course!

>>149955155
No one is "mad" they're making fun of a stupid episodeswhile trigging Kratosfags for being so obnoxious.

YUMMY YUMMY FUTA CUMMY!

>>149955182
It was weird that Kyle said this in that one Green Lantern comic.

>>149955216
fucking kek
I love /dbs/ crude humor copypastas

>>149955216
Weird how Kratos said this in the GOW cookbook’s introduction.

>>149954494
>Wanting death battle and autist in these threads to power scale Ultraman
Lmfao

>>149955216
K.B.C

>>149955118
If you think Futas are Gay then you must also think Trannies are actual women, since it's obvious you reject the objective meaning of what "Straight" is
>with a hole literally designed
Are you going for the creationist route?
Because Your god gave men a G spot in their anuses...

>>149954494
>>149954617
The ONLY thing standing in Ultraman's way of beating ANY version of Godzilla is his timer. If they don't give him his timer weakness, then he does indeed gape. And it'd be cool, since Godzilla and Ultraman were created by the same guy.

>/r/Atheism out of NOWHERE
Who is your hero?

>>149955276
>If you think Futas are Gay then you must also think (COPE)

>>149955276
What if I think futas are gay and trannies aren't women you massive faggot?

>>149954564
Most of it's the bleachfaggot shitting the place up and trying to get these threads banned

>>149955295
Wubblubbadubdub, Ricktos from Rick and Morty, of course!

>>149955295
>>149955299
>No arguments
See?
>>149955311
Then you are a morally inconsistent NPC who can't even put in words what it means to be straight.

I just realised something
you know all those posts where an anon posts slander of their opponent's character loving dick and being gay, doesn't that make it more gay for the anons making the posts since they're actually thinking and posting about dicks?

>>149955276
>you must also think Trannies are actual women
Every futafaggot post ITT that isn't talking about how much they wanna get their shit rearranged by shemale sausage instead talks about fucking their assholes and never once mention pussies despite the fact that they're supposed to represent hermaphrodites, the appeal is and always was the cock for you subhumans, the way you talk about them is no different from the way gay men talk about each other and troon cocksuckers talk about fucking said troons.
Futas. Are. Gay.

>>149955326
You need to present a point in order for an argument to be required

>>149955346
Soifon's small futa cock...

>homophobia
>transphobia
ENOUGH.

>>149955295
I'm not an atheist though, I do genuinely believe everyone needs to take a cock up their hindquarters and this is how the world was designed

Which Bleach matchup should be next? They need one more humiliation ritual to finally be 0-3

Futa = gay

>>149955380
Bleach lost.

>>149952020
He tanks this multiple times btw

Powerscaling is a homosexual hobby. That's not a bad thing, it's just the truth.

>>149955335
You are mixing up people shitposting for the sake of slander and me who actually argues with moral consistency.
>>149955343
I already did but since you actually want to argue I'll summarize my points
>Futas are a fantasy about women being able to engage in penetrative sex while also feeling it
>Straight sex is when a man has sex with a woman (that's it whatever they are doing is irrelevant)
>A man is straight when he engages and wants more straight sex (sex with women)
>Since a core part of the futanari fantasy involves them being biological women having sex with a Futanari is straight because what matters is that you are engaging in sex with a woman.
And some counterarguments for frequent questions
>You can't compare futas with real life trannies or anything similar because Futas are such an outlandish fantasy that it literally has no real life equivalent (trannies are men so their are disqualified)

>>149955422
Those aren't actual women because women don't have DICKS YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>149955462
What is a woman?

C-Can we please talk about something else...

>>149955276
Liking dick isn't straight
Sorry, anon

>>149955422
i would argue that wanting to be sodomized by or give oral sex to a phallic object is enough to raise an eyebrow. there's a clear homoerotic undertone to it

>>149955346
Feeling called out bleachfaggot? When are you chopping your balls off?

>the absolute state
Death Battle was TEACHING Dragon Ball

If you genuinely need to think about it and come up with moronic equations to explain why something is not gay, then you are definitely gay no doubt. You could be balls deep inside a woman, if you start questioning if you're gay at that moment then you are. There is zero need for an allegedly straight person to even think about this.

>>149955476
Matt Walsh...

>Sex with women
Not gay
>Topping gay sex
Not gay.
>Bottoming in gay sex
Gay

Done.

WAKU WAKU! Now this is the true meaning of fighting!

>>149955422
>>Straight sex is when a man has sex with a woman (that's it whatever they are doing is irrelevant)
sex is neither straight or gay, retard. sex is only reproductive (play or real thing) or hedonist (just sex for the sake of sex)
people are the ones that are gay or straight therefore your premise is fallacious.
you know why futa is gay?
>giving human traits to animals is humanizing it
>therefore giving human male traits to a human female is masculinizing her
>males liking masculine traits is gay
there, done.

This "TEACHING" meme was the worst thing to come out of Krasura

/dbg/ is TEACHING me the meaning of being straight (liking dicks)

>>149955508
Based SuperCHAD.

>>149955462
FUTANARIS DON'T EXIST IN REAL LIFE YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
you can't argue "Women don't have dicks" because the whole fantasy is in possible in the first place outside the realm of fantasy, where women having dicks from X or Y magic method is plausible.
That's the whole point you ape.
>>149955482
So your argument is that "The sexual acts you engage in dictate your sexuality?" Is that what you're trying to say?
>>149955483
Basically you are arguing in favor of acts defining sexually.
If that's the case answer this question
Is anal sex gay? And if yes why?

Satsuki won

>>149955520
pic related

Hulk vs Godzilla has to be the gayest waiting period so far.

Trans women are women.

>>149955546
Considering the whole thread is discussing her futa cock yes she did win

>>149955540
You can't conflate reality and fantasy whenever it suits your retarded arguments anon. If you want to lay rules for what is gay or straight based on our reality then that's what you have to stick with, not retreat to the NPC cope of "Well none of this is real anyway HURR DURR".

>>149955553
Agreed, KINGtosSCHOLAR.

>>149955508
DAMN what does that make you, superbro?

>>149955552
>Hulk vs Godzilla has to be the gayest waiting period so far
only closeted gymfags love Hulk
if they had actually exercised their puny brains, none of the gay, cuck and futa discourses would have happened

I like how the thread was relatively calm. And then right at the bump limit we hit real time discourse hours.

>>149955524
To be fair the original pasta was funny because it was written completely unironically.

>>149955552
I was right to assume the delay would make these threads decrease even more in quality, that episode better be the second coming of Jesus Christ to make up for having to make us put up with this much salami sucking.

>>149955603
/dbg/ is a place for scholarly debates

>>149955488
The only nigger who can't understand something as simple as "having sex with women makes you straight" is you.
>>149955520
>sex is neither straight or gay
Yes, yes it is you stupid pseud.
Animals in nature engage in homosexual activities without being actively gay because their primitive brains don't allow them to have preferences.
>sex is only reproductive (play or real thing) or hedonist (just sex for the sake of sex)
>people are the ones that are gay or straight
Why do you even point this out? Are you retarded?
>males liking masculine traits is gay
Jesus, just skip to the argument in the first place.
Your argument is flawed because
1: it relies on reality, Futas are of course not a real thing or something you can compare with something real
2: "masculine traits" is a subjective thing. If you have sex with a woman with short hair would that make you gay? What about a woman who does weightlifting?
If you go with the most objective "male trait" thing (having a penis) you fall again on the appealing to reality fallacy, we ain't talking about reality here.
There, done

The thread's about to die anyways, post futa Esdeath and Makima already.

>>149955626
Bro. Give up. Sucking dick and taking it up the ass is gay, just accept it

>>149955618
You will get a three frames per second, two minute Devilartemis animation and you WILL like it.

>>149955626
>Yes, yes it is you stupid pseud
human didn't invent sex, mate. study biology or just look up its wikipedia article then come back

>>149955557
Nigger, Futas are explicitly women who get fantasy dicks using Sci-fi shit or magical stuff, you can't appeal to reality on that.
Me telling you the literal definition of what being straight entails is not appealing to reality, it's not my fault you don't even know what Straight means.
Try to come up with an actual argument within the abstraction of the fantasy since this whole thing is about of the Futanari fantasy is gay or straight

>>149955647
It's a braindead futanigger, what did you expect from them trying to defend themselves?

>>149955642
I'll be cautiously optimistic because it is true that DA's shortcomings mostly come from his inability to do hand to hand combat, which this match-up cannot possibly have, so we're safe in that regard.

>Discussion topic

I'M DRILLING MY WAY OUT HERE FOR ALL US

Total Futa Domination

>>149955639
Is anal sex gay or straight? Answer
>>149955647
That is irrelevant to the Argument.

JANNY I NEED YOU JANNY!!

>>149955671
hey, buddy. watch out where you are drilli— AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Think you can handle 5 more days of this?

>>149955656
>Nigger, Futas are explicitly women who get fantasy dicks using Sci-fi shit or magical stuff,
Or it's just unexplained / natural in the setting, you're literally making shit up to try and explain why you aren't wrong. And you can say that it isn't appealing to reality all you want but it objectively is, you're incapable of explaining how the definition isn't relying entirely on what we know sexuality to be.

>FUTA God OWNS his adversaries with FACTS AND LOGIC
Yup Yup, Futa on male is 100% straight.

This all happened because /dbs/keks lost to CH/a/D and now migrated here

>>149955684
>Is anal sex gay or straight? Answer
I don't know. Sucking and fucking dick is pretty gay tho, if that's what you're talking about.

>>149955705
>Headcanon

>>149955684
>biology is irrelevant to matters of biology
you got dicks instead of brains, cumbrrrainlet

We will drive these faggots back to the ghost archive

>>149955705
>snips it off

>>149955607
I actually thought the original copypasta for Kratos vs. Asura was good

I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you think its being spammed too much, given the sincerity behind the post it makes sense that it gets mocked and turned into a copypasta. It also put the copypasta in some kind of a mentor or elder role to other shitposts, and let the copypasta show how far it had come by how much its being spammed.It wasn't just being posted in /dbs/, it was TEACHING /dbs/. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That the copypasta would take the lessons it learned and help anons who are as creatively bankrupt as it.

If this weren't retarded I'm sure it would have just faded into obscurity. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see /dbs/ get into actual discussions again, but it feels weird to have them just stand there and take that post.

I don't have a Reddit account (but after reading this copypasta I might brow r/deathbattle!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big shitposting fan I thought they did the copypasta justice and from what I saw they treated /dbs/ with the utmost respect. What copy pasta has ever gotten an alternate joke made just for it?

>>149955705
>mobilefutanegroid too brainrotten from probing his prostate he doesn't even know how to save images in full quality
Pottery.

>>149955724
>>149955684
inb4 it's fantasy!!!
that would be a nice cope. but this is death battle, buddy. if energies are equalized then so are dicks
gg

>>149955696
>Or it's just unexplained / natural in the setting
Yes, that's what we call "fantasy" you ape.
>you're incapable of explaining how the definition isn't relying entirely on what we know sexuality to be
You must have brain damage or something.
The whole thing was born as a element for Lesbian Doujins we are discussing sexuality, of course we're going to use the objective definitions.
What? You want me to create a new sexuality system for this?
Is One Piece appealing to reality because Luffy makes things behave like rubber? Is Naruto reality because Fire burns just like in real life?
Just concede man, you have no idea what you're talking about
>>149955717
>I don't know
I accept your concession
>Sucking and fucking dick is pretty gay
So... Straight women don't exist?
Are all straight women actually gay for sucking and fucking dick?
>>149955724
Engage with the argument or fuck off, you look like a retard trying to pass off as someone smart

KINGtos won this thread

>>149955684
Anal sex is gay
>B-But...
It's GAY, you FAGGOT

>>149955787
Ok so if you fuck a woman in the ass that makes you gay?
Is that what you believe?

>>149955540
>The sexual acts you engage in dictate your sexuality
Yeah?

>>149955691
no.

>flees upon the mere mention of biology
>has the gall to imply that i am the one not engaging with the "argument"

>>149955773
>The whole thing was born as a element for Lesbian Doujins we are discussing sexuality
>Futanigger so mad he can't even form sentence properly anymore
KWAB

And now retreating to full dishonesty because he can't defend his shit stance, still simultaneously conflating reality and fantasy whenever it suits its needs.

>>149955803
Yes.
The only acceptable form of non-vaginal "sex" is paizuri.

>>149955824
he is a faggot
in order to ask about whether buttsex is gay or not, he had to dismiss my argument about sex not being gay or straight
he is trying his best to not address the person but the act. it's pure mental gymnastics

>>149955773
>I accept your concession
My "concession" on whether anal sex is gay or not? Lmao.
>So... Straight women don't exist?
What does that have to do with futafags fantasizing about sucking and fucking dick?

>>149955843
>Godzilla out of nowhere

Damn. Didn't expect someone to get nuked in the chaos. Anyways, hope this doesn't carry into next thread. Or we will be delete on sight for the next few hours.

>>149955863
It's just the Hulksissy schiozing out again and projecting his gay fantasies onto GODzilla.

>>149955422
A penis is a penis. You are attracted to penis. That's gay.

>futaposter LOST to janny
Ohnonono

10 kids minimum with Satsuki

Janny bypasses futafag's hax, nuking him from existence.
K.O.

>>149955926
Strongest futashitter....Janny fodder...

Futa is gay.
If you wanna do peg shit with a woman then that is an entirely new can of worms and couldn't he argued to not be gay because it's some weird psychological subversion you do with a woman that can or can not be femdom oriented but a futa cock is literally an actual cock, with balls, a meaty, veiny THICK cock that shoots CUM into you. So yes, it's pretty fucking gay.

Next thread.

Winners

>>149956199
...of the biggest loser contest

>>149956199
I don't know. Kratos and Thor have losses in their records

New thread.
>>149956241

>>149956199
...of the annual futa blowjob contest.