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Whenever he calls a Match-Up his new White Whale.
He said this about Chosen Undead v Dragonborn, and thought that CU would handily win. He didn’t count on Elder Scrolls Lore being complete horseshit though, so he coped about it by writing the fight to have Dragonborn be the blatant villain/aggressor while CU died heroically while Dragonborn succumbed to the Age of Darkness as Frampt laughed in the background.
Back when he was a blogger, he wrote an entire essay about Dio v Alucard and how Dio was the bestest, smartestest, strongestest ever and Alucard would be awestruck and unable to do anything to Dio whatsoever. This blog mysteriously vanished when Dio v Alucard got announced as an official episode that Swank was writing and directing. Lo and behold, Dio clowned on Alucard the whole time deeming himself Alucard’s God while Alucard regurgitated TeamFourStar jokes before getting MUDAMUDAMUDA’d. Then the post-fight deemed Dio several times faster than Saitama and several other combatants at the time, and could punch with the force of a nuke.