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Anonymous No.150074802 >>150075211 >>150079922 >>150081368 >>150096466 >>150096928
Ultimate Spider-Man #20 Storytime
>"When does it end? When does it stop?"
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Bump if you're reading.
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Anonymous No.150074938 >>150081753
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
Anonymous No.150074958
>>150074905
She knocked her the fuck out
Anonymous No.150074988
>>150074905
Based.
Anonymous No.150074991
>>150074847
When are we focusing more on May? I want her to meet Benom.
Anonymous No.150075026 >>150075488
Anna and Madeline are gonna turn out to be spy’s aren’t they I just feel it
Anonymous No.150075040
>>150074905
GO MJ!!!
Anonymous No.150075046
>>150074905
GwenSCHIZO.......not like this.
Anonymous No.150075145 >>150075150
>>150074905
Uhhhmm someone definitely won't like this page
Anonymous No.150075150
>>150075145
Hickman knows.
Anonymous No.150075211 >>150075267
>>150074802 (OP)
>When does it end?
In a few months. Although you wouldn't know it from this pacing. This thing's more decompressed than the original Ultimate Spider-Man.
Anonymous No.150075267
>>150075211
You have four issues left, so if the ending is Spider-Man beats up Kingpin and joins up with the Ultimates and others to fight the bigger fish, could work.
Anonymous No.150075304
>>150074847
>Ben watch movies at night
Naughty uncle!
Anonymous No.150075337
>>150074905
Holy fuck
Anonymous No.150075356 >>150075611
>>150074905
Honestly gwen what did you expect
Anonymous No.150075457
>>150074824
>>150074834
Ditch the bratwurst, Gwendy. Your soul yearns for tacos
Anonymous No.150075486 >>150075601
>>150074856
MJ, Gwen is gay. Gay for you.
Anonymous No.150075488 >>150075709
>>150075026
I could believe it. Maker would have to be insane to never keep tabs on Peter even with his powers gone
Anonymous No.150075536
>>150074905
More people should learn the lesson that running your mouth has this consequence
Anonymous No.150075550
>>150074899
>Tells MJ that she and her children are useless
>>150074905
>Get decked
Lmao. If it was 616, MJ would concede like a cuck.
Anonymous No.150075601 >>150075671 >>150076160
>>150075486
And how'd that work out for her? >>150074905
Anonymous No.150075611
>>150075356
Her inner Mysterio couldn't shut up.
Anonymous No.150075616 >>150075629 >>150075631
Why is MJ such a bitch, Gwen is 100% right
Anonymous No.150075629 >>150075830
>>150075616
You're out cold, Gwen, how are you posting here
Anonymous No.150075631
>>150075616
Because Gwen said it in such an obnoxious way that MJ couldn't help but punch her in the face.
Anonymous No.150075655 >>150075804 >>150080529 >>150081043
Kraven Therefor MJ is stronger than Kraven
Anonymous No.150075671
>>150075601
Oh anon, that raw emotion bubbling under the surface is drama we can work with. Boundaries are sexy. They say, β€œI respect myself enough to not let your unresolved issues run the show.”
Anonymous No.150075680 >>150075743 >>150079541
>>150074905
Further proof that MJ ages like a fine wine
Anonymous No.150075681
>>150074866
>still wants to see her
Richard, she's for the streets.
>>150074905
Deserved, really.
Anonymous No.150075693
>>150074899
>Gwen: I'm... Useless
Conway approves this message.
Anonymous No.150075700 >>150075762
>>150074894
>he's jut naturally better at this
This would work way better if we had actually seen more of Peter being Spider-Man than the times he lost or got kidnapped.
Anonymous No.150075709 >>150075756
>>150075488
To be fair, the only interference he had made to Peter’s life was preventing him from getting bit. 1610!Reed was probably still fond of the original Ultimate Peter.
Anonymous No.150075743 >>150077509
>>150075680
I always feel weird about good people who helped raise Normie hurting him without any signs of remorse. I know in comic it absolutely makes sense and he deserves to get his head bashed in but I don't really like the writers adding a need for it to begin with.
Anonymous No.150075756
>>150075709
One of the first things Reed did when he decided to be evil was try and kill Ultimate Peter and his family
Anonymous No.150075758
>>150074866
>Ben: damn this kid is fucked
Anonymous No.150075759
>>150074905
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
Anonymous No.150075762 >>150075829
>>150075700
>This would work way better if we had actually seen more of Peter being Spider-Man

Jesus fucking Christ, tell me about it. They should call it Ultimate Bunch of People Standing Around And Droning On because that's what this fucking comic is. I've completely lost interest. Twenty issues in and we've barely seen Spider-Man doing Spider-Man things.
Anonymous No.150075783 >>150075799
>>150074854
The changes in the bottom two panels are weird, the positions are the exact same, but richard loses his freckles, a shadow on his arm, and ben picks up a shadow on his knuckles and shit.
Anonymous No.150075799
>>150075783
Maybe it is a layering error. See if it changes for the trade.
Anonymous No.150075804
>>150075655
>Peter and Harry
Dear god...
Anonymous No.150075829 >>150077002
>>150075762
Did people expect anything else from hackman? He doesn't care about action he cares about people discussing how good they are and that's why they have to do evil things
Anonymous No.150075830
>>150075629
Not horny enough to be Gwen.
Anonymous No.150075871
>>150074905
Anonymous No.150075879 >>150075946 >>150076958
>>150074856
>three of you joined at the hip
>hole sucking in everything around it
Surely we can word it in a way that’s safe for all audiences.
Anonymous No.150075880
Where is Benom? Is he safe? Is he alright?
Anonymous No.150075946
>>150075879
The hole is gaping.
Anonymous No.150075983 >>150076019
>>150074905
Once a whore always a whore
Anonymous No.150076019 >>150076075
>>150075983
Is that why she's taking her shirt off?
Anonymous No.150076035 >>150077727
>>150074842
>My apology was saving his life
Shouldn't you be doing that because you are his wife?
Anonymous No.150076075
>>150076019
A flaw, subtle yet damning, marred little Gwendolyn’s approach and fate, in the form of a redheaded Aphrodite, demanded for her correction.
Anonymous No.150076113
>>150074866
how down bad can he be
Anonymous No.150076160
>>150075601
Trust me, that lady's about to be 300% more gay for MJ after staring a little too long at tile grout
Anonymous No.150076244
>>150074905
Based
Anonymous No.150076394
>>150074905
Mama said knock you out
Anonymous No.150076575
>>150074905

https://youtu.be/SjyDhAXO9ko?si=Pkwg2HmEoCFzOtsB
Anonymous No.150076916 >>150076983
>>150074854
Uohhhhhhhh! May's cute feet
Anonymous No.150076932
>>150074866
>the things black villain pussy does to a man
Anonymous No.150076946 >>150077466 >>150079595 >>150079678
>>150074905
That last panel?
MJ about to unzip her pants and rape Gwen right there
Anonymous No.150076953 >>150076960 >>150077000
Do you think Hickman should also have ditched the one month gimmick for this book?
Anonymous No.150076958
>>150075879
>three of you joined at the hip
Who's the one in the middle?
Anonymous No.150076960 >>150077000
>>150076953
Yes, Hickman and Camp even agree that the gimmick didn't really work at a panel during SDCC this year.
might have worked if it were a weekly book, but no way was Hickman or any artist going to do that
Anonymous No.150076983
>>150076916
May feet...
Anonymous No.150077000 >>150077039
>>150076953
>>150076960
Huh. With how good its doing I'm surprised no one suggested a 2nd Ult Spider book covering his rogues and fights.
Or even floating the suggestion of either compressing it to show him fighting his rogues or hitting 40+ pages.
Anonymous No.150077002 >>150077154
>>150075829
The sad thing is that it was promising at first, it looked like literally everything fans wanted: a mature, actually responsible Peter who has married MJ and rawdogged her at least twice, but then we got twenty issues of blah blah blah and maybe a brief snippet of action, and if if we're lucky, Spider-Man might be involved. Say what you will about 616 Peter but at least he's been putting the webs on and doing shit, even if he has the occasional umpteenth "Spider-Man No More" episode.
Anonymous No.150077027 >>150077030 >>150078589
>>150074847
May got some dick-sucking lips
Anonymous No.150077030 >>150077044 >>150077244 >>150078589 >>150082097
>>150077027
Anonymous No.150077039
>>150077000
I am convinced that modern writers cannot compress even if their lifes depends on it.
Lets not that this Ult.Spider-man is less compressed than Bendis, who took five issue to do the origin story.
Anonymous No.150077044 >>150078589
>>150077030
>Super tight
What did Hickman mean by this?
Anonymous No.150077100
>>150074866
You see, /co/? This is why we keep telling you to stop liking evil women. You end up like THIS simp.
Anonymous No.150077154 >>150077556
>>150077002
It's still successful, showing readers would rather not have any action at all as long as Peter's happy.

Capeshit is on it's way out because normal everyday things are just that more interesting.
Anonymous No.150077244 >>150078159 >>150078589
>>150077030
I want to have sex with May.
Anonymous No.150077445 >>150092417
>>150074842
>Mysterio written on the far right window
Subtle
Anonymous No.150077466
>>150076946
She can fix her.
Anonymous No.150077509
>>150075743
I think it's mostly out of disappointment. He could've been better, but he just had to stoop to generational curse/trauma/whatever it is. At least that's how I understand it.
Anonymous No.150077556 >>150077905 >>150079902
>>150077154
>normal everyday things are just that more interesting.
There’s a sweet spot between action and dialogue, but generally, people connect more deeply with the action when it’s anchored in ordinary everyday experiences. It’s those familiar, human moments that make us care about compelling characters that make the stakes feel real when they're put in danger.
Anonymous No.150077727
>>150076035
Being married doesn’t automatically make you someone’s personal rescue squad. In New York, the law isn’t handing her a cape and a snow globe helmet if she didn't cause the drama. She might feel a little tug from the ol' conscience, maybe even a nudge from what's left of her ethics, but legally she's free to flash an apologetic smile, say β€œSorry honey, I want your money,” and enjoy a good latte without lifting a manicured finger.
Anonymous No.150077905 >>150079902
>>150077556
I agoan cee like this is a consequence of the time skipping when you only have a "month" to work with you have to prioritize whether you're dedicating to a fight or people talking, it seems a lot of the ultimate writers are choosing the latter
Anonymous No.150077985 >>150078069
>People bitching about Peter Parker stuff being in Spider-Man books
Fuck you faggots this used to be half of the book.
Anonymous No.150078033 >>150078069 >>150080211
>>150074824
What the fuck is Peter wearing? They turned him in to giga chad.
Anonymous No.150078065
>>150074927
Lee must've been good friends with Norman, having a shrine dedicated to mysterussy.
Anonymous No.150078069 >>150078588
>>150077985
>616 Peter has 3 people in his supporting cast. 0 stakes fights against z list villains that somehow beat him all to show off some new gimmick outfit
>/co/ bitches about this
>6160 Peter has like 20 people in his supporting cast and they're all crowding the book with their own lives while the titular star of the book is relegated to tell don't show storytelling
>/co/ bitches about 616 being better
I get the complaints but come on.

>>150078033
Ever since MJ found out he was packing on muscle he's been wearing less and less. Its funny.
He went from suits to tight black tees and turtlenecks.
Anonymous No.150078159 >>150078589
>>150077244
Me too anon.
Anonymous No.150078260
>>150074905
I'm gonna knock you out.
Anonymous No.150078459 >>150078603 >>150079241
>>150074856
>>150074861
>>150074866
>>150074871
I gotta say: not a big fan of this 9 panel grid full of closeups that the artist is so fond of. I guess it doesn't help that the emotions are rather muted (which is kind of bad if you're gonna have so many closeups) and that my brain can't help but notice the abundance of low angle shots that I find off-putting in this artsyle for some reason.

Also it's probably like the third time in this run that we've been hit with multiple pages of this style covering whole scenes. It's not a deal breaker but it sure is distracting.
Anonymous No.150078505 >>150079623
>>150074899
We forget sometimes but Gwen was honestly a huge bitch in her first couple issues. It makes sense Ultimate Gwen would be the same
>>150074905
Worldstar
Anonymous No.150078588
>>150078069
Co isn't a hive mind. And ultimate is still more liked here.
Anonymous No.150078589 >>150079084
>>150077027
>>150077030
>>150077044
>>150077244
>>150078159
KILL YOURSELVES PEDOPHILE NIGGAS
Anonymous No.150078603
>>150078459
every Messina issue is a downgrade in quality, especially in comparison to how beautiful Checchetto draws people and backgrounds
Anonymous No.150078646
>going down with one punch
How is Gwen supposed to take that Goblin cock if she's such a lightweight?
Anonymous No.150078669 >>150078699 >>150078710
>>150074911
>>150074920
>>150074927
So, is this saying Mr. Negative has something to do with what MJ is saying, like he has her possessed, or just that her hunch is right?
Anonymous No.150078699
>>150078669
just foreshadowing that Mr. Negative is up next issue and he’ll likely seriously injure someone, most likely Gwen. I don’t understand what’s making people think MJ is being controlled
Anonymous No.150078710
>>150078669
just that she's got a good hunch because her attitude towards it is going to fuck everything up.
Anonymous No.150079058
>>150074905
Whore attack!
Anonymous No.150079084
>>150078589
No.
Anonymous No.150079241
>>150078459
Agreed. If you're gonna do this, you need MaGuire levels of expressions.
Anonymous No.150079541 >>150079598
>>150075680
>Further proof that MJ ages like a fine wine
One female koocks out another one without a reason and that's cause to gloat about MJ fans? Get the fuck out of here. Gwen can have her have charged with assault and I am sure harry will back her up get read to do jail time MJ not a shitpost.
Anonymous No.150079584 >>150079598
>>150074905
Can't wait to see MJ get jail time for this harry will see to that.
Anonymous No.150079595
>>150076946
Fuck off assshole
Anonymous No.150079598 >>150079640 >>150079670
>>150079541
>>150079584
You're not fooling anyone. Stop it.
Anonymous No.150079623
>>150078505
>We forget sometimes but Gwen was honestly a huge bitch in her first couple issues. It makes sense Ultimate Gwen would be the same
You clealy are stupid a they come this is know
as assault and you know what that means for MJ have fun in prison now.
Anonymous No.150079640
>>150079598
Oh afraid now MJ will get jail time for this are we? damn right she will.
Anonymous No.150079659 >>150079703
Honestly a bit endearing seeing Gwenschizo try to work this angle.
Anonymous No.150079670
>>150079598
>You're not fooling anyone. Stop it.
JAIL TIME! JAIL TIME! FOR MJ HER NUMBER IS UP
Anonymous No.150079678
>>150076946
Mj raping gwen in the restroom while Peter and harry are enjoying dinner like a couple of bros
Anonymous No.150079703 >>150079851
>>150079659
Yeah well get this straight in real life you you can go to prison for what MJ did to Gwen something to bear in mind.
Anonymous No.150079851 >>150079948
>>150079703
>y-you y-you uh...can go to prison...f-for what MJ d-did to Gwen...something to bear in mind, stupid-baka!
Gentlemen, guards, and jannies, this snivelling cock gobbler has lost their composure. Take them away. It appears MJ has mindbroken them into something resembling an NTR victim of an ugly bastard. Poor maggot. I'm afraid the only way is to put it out of its misery.
Anonymous No.150079902 >>150079924 >>150088015
>>150077905
>>150077556
Not any of those anons, but yes I agree. This is a combo of decompression which we all know is part of the problem, and Hickman not trying his hardest to get rid of loose dialogue and paring down the ideas to the essentials so he has more room to add in extra character scenes or action scenes rather than having the characters appear smart by having them list all the possibilities of a situation and what their next keikaku is. I'd rather have a scene of Richard and May playing with a web shooter and discussing something else than that tease of Jonah's drama. That could have been done quicker alongside the dinner scene having more substance.
Who knows. Maybe Hickman leaves and it gets better or it gets astronomically worse. We'll see.
Anonymous No.150079922 >>150079961 >>150080052
>>150074802 (OP)
variant covers
Ultimate Spider-Man #20 Annie Wu Variant
Ultimate Spider-Man #20 1:25 Dan Panosian Variant
Ultimate Spider-Man #21 Francesco Manna Variant
Ultimate Spider-Man #21 1:25 Alexander Lozano Variant
Ultimate Spider-Man #22 Javier FernΓ‘ndez Tron: Ares
Ultimate Spider-Man #22 TBD Artist VariantTBD Artist Variant
Ultimate Spider-Man #22 Taurin Clarke VariantTaurin Clarke Variant
Ultimate Spider-Man #22 1:25 Marguerite Sauvage Variant
Ultimate Spider-Man #23 Nick Bradshaw VariantNick Bradshaw Variant
Ultimate Spider-Man #23 1:25 Mark Bagley Variant
Anonymous No.150079924 >>150080052 >>150080259
>>150079902
>Maybe Hickman leaves and it gets better or it gets astronomically worse. We'll see.
There is a non zero chance that the next writer is Donny Cates.
Anonymous No.150079948 >>150080052
>>150079851
It's called assault consider this for moment let's they is a hidden security camera which filmed the the whole event. Later harry gets a video of the recording next thing you know he and Gwen charge MJ with assault jail time for her.
Anonymous No.150079961 >>150080108
>>150079922
I like the aesthetic but the face looks so... off
Anonymous No.150080052 >>150080306
>>150079948
Harry and Gwen don't seem like the rich weird types into your fetish that you're projecting onto them of having secret cameras in bathrooms. Don't know if that is a Polish thing.
They seem like they fight against those exact types from how redpilled Harry was on the world being controlled by a secretive minority that seeks to blackmail people.
Also if somebody was endangering your life and making sacrifices for you, I think a punch is not the worst thing in the world. Yes she could conceivably get sent to jail. But you're still mindbroken. You didn't refute that.
Also you forgot the say before they, you ESL.
>>150079924
Yep that's why I said it could get worse.
>>150079922
Damn. I hope Gwen gets boobs on her costume. Tired of Marvel using secret identities to hide the chests.
Anonymous No.150080108
>>150079961
Duck lip mouths usually look terrible nowadays in the hands of modern artists. It also just looks lazy, like I could draw it, not in the effortless looking but expert way some other artists draw stuff. Like that effect where a professional basketball player makes a shot and you think it's easy because it looks easy but in fact it is very hard.
But I might be biased because women with big pouty lips usually look bad to me because it looks fake or I like cute little smiles instead of huge lips. Nintendo princesses and Jessica Rabbit are more my speed when it comes to those lips.
Anonymous No.150080193 >>150080207 >>150081592
Messina draws the female characters' boobs multiple cups juicier than they should be
Anonymous No.150080207 >>150081592
>>150080193
Anonymous No.150080211
>>150078033
If he looked slightly more Mexican he'd be 90's cartoon spider chad.
Anonymous No.150080259
>>150079924
At least cates can write action
Anonymous No.150080306 >>150080569
>>150080052
>Harry and Gwen don't seem like the rich weird types into your fetish that you're projecting onto them of having secret cameras in bathrooms. Don't know if that is a Polish thing.
>They seem like they fight against those exact types from how redpilled Harry was on the world being controlled by a secretive minority that seeks to blackmail people.
>Also if somebody was endangering your life and making sacrifices for you, I think a punch is not the worst thing in the world. Yes she could conceivably get sent to jail. But you're still mindbroken. You didn't refute that.
>Also you forgot the say before they, you ESL.
I never said Harry or Gwen placed a camera in the bathroom. It could be that the owner of the place placed them for security reasons he sees the video and sends harry a recording of it. And then well one thing leads to another which is most likely's hickman's plan.
Anonymous No.150080365 >>150080569
It feels like I'm in an alternate reality when it comes to this book. Everyone praises it so much but when I read it all I can think is that its like a CW melodrama version of Spider-man. It's not HORRIBLE or anything, but there's way too much effeminate relationship shit.
Anonymous No.150080408 >>150080489
>>150074834
I didn't want anyone to know I'm alive so I spent a fortune to rent a famous restaurant at short notice, cancel all reservations and replace the entire staff. Good work Harry, thats definitely not incredibly suspicious and really really obvious to everyone something shady is happening and worth looking into.
Anonymous No.150080489 >>150081580
>>150080408
Please be a joke
Anonymous No.150080529 >>150080783
>>150075655
Unironically how Powerscalers think.
Anonymous No.150080569 >>150080627
>>150080306
Sorry but in America that isn't done. And if you're gonna say that in Maker's America they do have cameras spying in on Women's bathrooms then that seems kinda outta nowhere from Hickman. Mole Man has been the only one to spy on them in their apartment but if Maker saw MJ punch Mysterio then she would probably abduct MJ and then congratulate her on apprehending a terrorist and present her to the whole world so she doesn't run away or get ideas of rebelling.
So yeah your schizo logic doesn't make any sense.
>>150080365
It only gets praise when surprising things happen like Benom or Uncle Ben appearing or Gayle. Y'know stuff that hasn't been appearing in spider-books for decades now which is interesting interpersonal drama with the supporting cast. But yes it does need better issues where action and drama are balanced and things happen quicker.
Still better than Gwenschizo's ideas.
Anonymous No.150080596
>theres actually a retard replying and debating the ethics of whether or not and how MJ is going to get arrested if another retard's fanfic scenario happened
can't make this shit up
Anonymous No.150080627
>>150080569
>Sorry but in America that isn't done. And if you're gonna say that in Maker's America they do have cameras spying in on Women's bathrooms then that seems kinda outta nowhere from Hickman. Mole Man has been the only one to spy on them in their apartment but if Maker saw MJ punch Mysterio then she would probably abduct MJ and then congratulate her on apprehending a terrorist and present her to the whole world so she doesn't run away or get ideas of rebelling.
>So yeah your schizo logic doesn't make any sense.
Get real dude it's done eveywhere in thw world There is no such thing as privacy.
Anonymous No.150080783 >>150080811
>>150080529
Imagine being a writer dealing with this losers
>Umh, in #20 of Ultimate Spider-Man, I don't really care for Ultimate Spider-Man. I think it's overrated but the art is ok, MJ beat Gwen in a fight. But in #13 Kraven defeated both Harry and Peter at the same time. Why was MJ suddenly more powerful than one of the most powerful villains who was so powerful, Kingpin himself asked him to join the Sinister Six? Was this a plothole, or will it be relevant later?
Anonymous No.150080811
>>150080783
piss off
Anonymous No.150080841 >>150080868 >>150081054 >>150081161
I have no idea why this book is popular. It's so fucking boring, so much tell, not show. They're talking about Peter like he's this experienced Spider-Man when he's barely been out there as Spider-Man.
I hate Hickman's style of writing, just exposition after exposition. No balance. And when we finally do get to the action the payoff isn't even worth it.
Anonymous No.150080868
>>150080841
It harly matters since iy ends with issue 24 after that it will soon be forgotton.
Anonymous No.150080928
Benom should have been the protagonist.
Anonymous No.150080942 >>150081140
>>150074920
I bet its Gwen who is going to get killed.
Anonymous No.150081043
>>150075655
Gwen is known to be weak to redheads.
Anonymous No.150081054
>>150080841
>why this book is popular
>Worse ASM ever
>Suddenly, Ult announced
>people flock to the book where Peter is not getting cucked
>it's okay enough, which means ASM makes it look like Dostoevsky in comparison
It's fairly obvious. Also, people could excuse a lot of the early flaws because "it's build up." But no, it turns out, that's all it is. Exposition with a bunch of action and events glossed over so we can have more exposition.
Anonymous No.150081140
>>150080942
Nope.
Anonymous No.150081161 >>150093469
>>150080841
>I have no idea why this book is popular. It's so fucking boring, so much tell, not show. T
Yeah you said it total dogshit.
Anonymous No.150081368 >>150081504 >>150081520 >>150093469
>>150074802 (OP)
I’m dropping this book. I’ll still pirate but I can’t justify 5 dollars a month for this decompressed shit
Anonymous No.150081455 >>150081482 >>150081594 >>150081622 >>150081702
Fuck this book asm is better
Anonymous No.150081482
>>150081455
No shit sherlock.
Anonymous No.150081504
>>150081368
It really is getting rather pathetic is it not oh well it hardly matters after number 24 it's over.
Anonymous No.150081514 >>150081648 >>150083172
>>150074889
Cuntblocked, ha.
>>150074899
Messed up the speech bubble in the middle panel, good going, Marlel.
Anonymous No.150081520 >>150081609
>>150081368
>I’m dropping this book. I’ll still pirate but I can’t justify 5 dollars a month for this decompressed shit
Back to reading the golden, silver andf bronze age from DC for me fuck this shit.
Anonymous No.150081580
>>150080489
It’s very much an obvious joke.
Anonymous No.150081592
>>150080207
>>150080193
booba
Anonymous No.150081594
>>150081455
Said no one who mattered ever.
Anonymous No.150081609
>>150081520
Agreed.
Anonymous No.150081622 >>150081677
>>150081455
Only Polish pedophiles are dumb enough to believe something like that. Be better!
Anonymous No.150081648 >>150081660 >>150081749
>>150081514
>Cuntblocked, ha.
fuck you.
Anonymous No.150081660 >>150081687 >>150081707
>>150081648
No! Fuck you, fuck child molesters, fuck Paul Rabin, and most importantly of all FUCK POLAND!!!
Anonymous No.150081677 >>150081726
>>150081622
Or could it be we have better taste then you retards. there is a good reason the silver and bronze age is held in high regard.
Anonymous No.150081687 >>150081726
>>150081660
I think MJ should have domestically abused Paul for a bit before breaking up with him. Just treat him the way she does the useless whore, Gwen Stacy for a bit. Just rough him up so he knows his place before getting thrown out.
Anonymous No.150081694 >>150081732 >>150094966
Stop it right fucking now
Anonymous No.150081702
>>150081455
Both books suffer from decompression. At least Ultimate has the vague hopes of leading somewhere with a concrete message and ending point.
Anonymous No.150081707 >>150081772
>>150081660
anon fuck off thread is not about 616 universe piss off with that poison.
Anonymous No.150081726 >>150081754
>>150081677
>He’s arguing that current day ASM is just as good as Silver Age DC now
Does nobody in Poland read comics?

>>150081687
It’s what Paul deserves for trying to molest Dylan Brock.
Anonymous No.150081732
>>150081694
Honsetly go read the golden, silver and bronze age they are much enjoyable then this crap.
Anonymous No.150081749 >>150081770
>>150081648
Madeline wanting to have sex with Jonah but being too embarrassed to do so with Ben and the kids in the house is funny.
Anonymous No.150081753 >>150081770
>>150074938
wtf where's Shay?!?!
Anonymous No.150081754 >>150081808
>>150081726
>Does nobody in Poland read comics?
You have no proof I am from Poland anyway what the fuck does it matter where I come from?
Anonymous No.150081770 >>150081792
>>150081749
>>150081753
Not the 616 both of you fuck off.
Anonymous No.150081772
>>150081707
You’re the one who tried to argue that ASM is better! Who knows though, ASM finally tossed out Paul, the annoying Polish pedophile. Maybe it really might improve, too bad the Polish fans are really angry about it now though.

Anyways back on topic but I’m really glad Gwen got punched, she’s a MURDERING WHORE who mercilessly killed Kraven after all.
Anonymous No.150081784 >>150081815 >>150081837
Spider-Man threads really are getting impossible to have actual discussion in
Anonymous No.150081792 >>150081834
>>150081770
Stop being a schizo.
Anonymous No.150081808 >>150082550 >>150094481
>>150081754
What about all the times you posted only in Polish, all the times you posted stuff from Polish websites, and all the times people proved you were using google translate between Polish and English?

Then again, if I were from Poland I’d also be ashamed and try to hide such an obvious and crippling disability so I don’t blame you for lying.
Anonymous No.150081812 >>150082286
if you idiots don't calm then I will storytime ALL 19 books of USM thus the thread will then reach the bump limit in no time flat. and since it is related here none of it will get deleted.
Anonymous No.150081815
>>150081784
what would you like to discuss about in a thread about a book where NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Anonymous No.150081834
>>150081792
go read better books.
Anonymous No.150081837
>>150081784
It’s because of this one Polish pedophile guy. He usually falls asleep at around 4 PM PST, give it another 4-5 hours or so and he’ll be all tuckered out.
Anonymous No.150081858
>>150074905
NIGHT NIGHT GWEN, YOU STUPID WHORE
Anonymous No.150081897 >>150081954
>>150074927
I hope Martin Li murders Gwen Stacy and then rapes her corpse!
Anonymous No.150081954
>>150081897
He knows better than to try such a thing with MJ, after all.
Anonymous No.150082005 >>150082063
>>150074920
>>150074927
She honestly makes a good point. Gwen is very willing to let people die, and there’s also a lot of friction growing between Gwen and Harry, to the point where Harry’s morals are becoming closer to Peter’s.
Anonymous No.150082063
>>150082005
Gwen seems perfectly willing to let Peter’s family die because they’re β€œuseless” without realizing that they’re what keeps Peter at his best, and prevents him from turning into a useless edgelord.
Anonymous No.150082097
>>150077030
Anonymous No.150082154
Man, this issue did massive psychic damage to the Polish Child Rape Guy…
Anonymous No.150082286 >>150082309
>>150081812
That's not on topic for this thread. It's about this singular issue. If you do that then somebody will report you for being off-topic and another will report you for spamming. Get a fucking clue you pollack.
Anonymous No.150082309 >>150082380
>>150082286
How can it be off-topic since it is related to USM try harder retard.
Anonymous No.150082380 >>150082439
>>150082309
Polish people are retarded lmao. Severe frontal lobe damage, with no executive functioning.
Anonymous No.150082439 >>150082480 >>150082516
>>150082380
Enough fun and games now it's time you payed enjoy.
Anonymous No.150082461
Anonymous No.150082479
Anonymous No.150082480 >>150082521 >>150082524
>>150082439
It’ll take you eight full hours to post every single page of USM 1-19. It is almost 10 PM in Warsaw Poland.

Do it, you stupid faggot. Drink LOTS of coffee, hehehe.
Anonymous No.150082495
why is he spazzing out over bump limits?
Anonymous No.150082496
Anonymous No.150082516
>>150082439
>payed
Anonymous No.150082521 >>150082583
>>150082480
It hardly matters there would be no no point in a making a new thread about this.
Anonymous No.150082522 >>150082541
G...
Reply to this post and Gwenschizo's mother dies.
Anonymous No.150082524
>>150082480
>he’s going to do an eight hour long storytime in the middle of the night, literally staying up until dawn posting a single page every sixty seconds.

Hilarious. Polish people are too retarded.
Anonymous No.150082541 >>150082563
>>150082522
Sorry Gwenschizo, looks like your mom is deader than Gwen now!
Anonymous No.150082550
>>150081808
Maybe I was only pretending to be poilsh einstein
Anonymous No.150082563 >>150082600 >>150082630
>>150082541
>Sorry Gwenschizo, looks like your mom is deader than Gwen now!
my mom hass notthing to do with this stop being off-topic.
Anonymous No.150082583 >>150082634
>>150082521
I’m going to make a new thread immediately after this one ends because it’s very funny to me that you stayed up all nigh and ruined your sleep accomplishing nothing. It’ll be on topic too, you even said so, so the Jannie’s will allow it. Drink LOTS of coffee you stupid faggot! STORY TIME FASTER PIGGY, IF YOU’RE LUCKY YOU’LL BE DONE BEFORE DAWN! And then I’ll make a new thread first thing tomorrow morning, making it all pointless for you! Get ready to cry! Get ready to never get a good night’s rest ever again!
Anonymous No.150082600 >>150082679
>>150082563
It’s on topic because I fucked your mother last night.
Anonymous No.150082625
reading bump
Anonymous No.150082630 >>150082653
>>150082563
I shat down your mother's throat just like you're shitting on this thread. Now prove I didn't.
Also you didn't post an image so I guess you realized that spamming the thread won't work. Man even your trolling is as half-assed as Marvel is with their own ragebait and comics.
Anonymous No.150082634
>>150082583
anon it takes for a thead to reach the bump limit. and I am in rush so you are in for a long long wait.
Anonymous No.150082653 >>150082724
>>150082630
not really I am just taking my sweet time in posting no rush.
Anonymous No.150082667
Anonymous No.150082679 >>150082714
>>150082600
Damn, the schizo is going to have nightmares about last night forever.
Anonymous No.150082714 >>150082743
>>150082679
off-topic
Anonymous No.150082724 >>150082771
>>150082653
Oh, so you’ll stay up even later and get even less sleep. Meanwhile I’ll just take a nice rest and start a new thread in the morning. Work hard and drink lots of coffee. You can use crystal meth to get energy too!
Anonymous No.150082743 >>150082788
>>150082714
The Jannie’s stopped banning people for making fun of you months ago, did you just never notice? Sorry man, but now that Paul is leaving, there’s no more place for Paul’s pedophile fan club either.
Anonymous No.150082771
>>150082724
and you will get no sleep at all unlike me which is the whole point you are fucked man.
Anonymous No.150082785
>>150074824
Wow, Gwen is a bitch.
Anonymous No.150082788 >>150082971
>>150082743
Why won't you idiots just give up really the golden, silver and bronze age is a real joy to read not like this shit.
Anonymous No.150082814 >>150082844 >>150082944 >>150082948 >>150082956
Well well well it looks like Sister Sorrow is now more powerful than even Mephisto, can annul his contracts at will, and has generally made him her bitch. What a terrible day for Mephisto! What an awful day for Gwenschizo! What a wretched time for Poland! Now she can undo all of Mephisto’s deals just to anger him. It looks like One More Day is officially on life support now that Paul is gone and this happened. And the most delicious thing of all is that it’s all thanks to NORMAN OSBORN. Oh, you Mephisto fags have just been utterly, completely RAPED. Guess what, Norman’s bargain is also getting undone, so he’s not going to Hell either. Looks like he’s staying as a superhero!
Anonymous No.150082844
>>150082814
Us Normanchads always win in the end. Looks like he’s free of sin and has utterly trashed Mephisto, who might I add is practically Poland’s god.
Anonymous No.150082944
>>150082814
>First Gwen gets treated like the trash she is
>Now Mephisto gets treated like the bitch he is!
Wow this is hilarious, what an awful time to be a Polish Spider-Man fan like the pedophile Gwenschizo
Anonymous No.150082948 >>150083003 >>150083035
>>150082814
Yeah but we know that's not going to happen as long as they can outrage farm OMD 20yrs later.
Anonymous No.150082956 >>150083042
>>150082814
read the story again she only undid her deal with mephisto all the other deals stay canon
Anonymous No.150082971 >>150082997
>>150082788
Guess who was Peter's gf/wife for most of the silver and bronze age? Hmmm....
Anonymous No.150082997 >>150083062
>>150082971
Lois Lane of course everyone knew thast even superman.
Anonymous No.150083003 >>150083079
>>150082948
I’m not so sure anymore, they made Ultimate Spider-Man specifically to appease all the people pissed off at them, and threw Paul into the trash. It looks like Zeb’s run was kind of the straw that broke the camel’s back, like the Gwenschizo Marvel’s editors hate getting made fun of and can’t handle it.
Anonymous No.150083035 >>150083177
>>150082948
the same thing applies to norman's bargain with mephisto it will never get undone.
Anonymous No.150083042
>>150082956
And any time, ANY time, Mephisto’s other deals can go bye bye too, and Mephisto knows it. Oh, I bet he’s pooping and shitting himself in terror, like some sort of Polish person, oh yes. I can SMELL your fear Gwenschizo, you know your life is getting RUINED.
Anonymous No.150083062 >>150083174
>>150082997
>Polish people don’t read comic books.
Anonymous No.150083079
>>150083003
Its just setup to put them together again for #1000 and before 1100 they'll be separated again. Its pointless to care anymore because Marvel themselves don't care.
Anonymous No.150083113
>>150074871
When the company pulls the plug.
Anonymous No.150083172 >>150084509
>>150081514
>Messed up the speech bubble in the middle panel
I think the middle panel is still her talking to her reflection in the mirror
It took me a second to realize it wasn't MJ talking to gwen
I think they assumed that since they set up the same type of situation in the panel above it would read but it does feel awkward
Anonymous No.150083174 >>150083216
>>150083062
Tet real man that was just to upset you spider fags. still just think how would peter feel if MJ was Superman's gf.
Anonymous No.150083177 >>150083376 >>150083412
>>150083035
Norman is earning his way permanently into Heaven for utterly ruining Mephisto’s life and taking away his power forever in such an epic way. Mephisto was always nothing but a lispy, campy little faggot anyways, he’s might as well whore himself out to stay important.
Anonymous No.150083216
>>150083174
Sounds like you’re the one who is upset, you even abandoned your story time. Hurry up piggy! Hurry up bitch! You need to finish before this thread hits bump limit and I make a new one tomorrow morning. I’ll be sleeping good knowing Mephisto has been PERMANENTLY fucked over by Norman Osborn.
Anonymous No.150083275
>>150074905
Gwenschizo and Paul and Mephisto are all terrified because she knows MJ can punch their lights out just as effortlessly!
Anonymous No.150083283 >>150083335 >>150084003
Post cute Mays.
Anonymous No.150083335 >>150083411
>>150083283
Why is she so sexy.
Anonymous No.150083376 >>150086575
>>150083177
get real this fixes nothing harry still ended up in mephisto hands dut to deal he made that will never change. besides if norman had gotten the soul forge then he most likely would have usued it for his own evil ways.
Anonymous No.150083411
>>150083335
It's because she's a Parker. She's even sexier when she cries.
Anonymous No.150083412 >>150083814
>>150083177
>Norman... earning his way... into Heaven
Lol. I can’t even picture Norman crashing the heavenly Chorus as a shitpost.
Anonymous No.150083814 >>150084033
>>150083412
Osborn may not blend with the heavenly choir, but he could still bow a fiery solo in the celestial symphony
Anonymous No.150084003 >>150084560
>>150083283
I want to touch her butt.
Anonymous No.150084033
>>150083814
Is that a fucking fiddle?
Anonymous No.150084121
>>150074905
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
Anonymous No.150084328 >>150085103
Such a cutie.
Anonymous No.150084509
>>150083172
Oh yeah, the colorist really messed up there by making real Gwen so dark and the reflection so light.
Anonymous No.150084560 >>150084596
>>150084003
Go for it anon!
Anonymous No.150084596 >>150084687
>>150084560
Would she like it?
Anonymous No.150084687
>>150084596
Of course she would!
Anonymous No.150084717
>>150074905
HAIL TO THE QUEEN BABY, BASED MARY JANE THOT DESTROYER
Anonymous No.150085103
>>150084328
The cutest!
Anonymous No.150085235 >>150086539
what's wrong with the Marywh0retards?
Anonymous No.150086539
>>150085235
I hope Mary Jane bashes Gwen Stacy’s skull in and forces her to spend the rest of her short life on a breathing tube, and then the Polish pedophiles have to reenact Clint Eastwood’s scene at the end of Million Dollar Baby.
Anonymous No.150086575 >>150087332
>>150083376
Harry is going to hell and Norman is FREE AND CLEAR then baby! Instead of selling your own soul just sell someone else’s! I’m selling Gwenschizo’s soul to the devil for a bus pass and a carton of cigarettes and he’s going to be burning for eternity because of it!
Anonymous No.150086644 >>150086757 >>150088845 >>150090670 >>150091024
Ok. let's be real for a second. What the actual fuck is the point of May? She contributes nothing to the story except for her early interactions with Spider-Man. While cute, not necessary. She contributes nothing to the plot, themes or characters. She's so pointless she disappeared for like a year with no consequences. Why add her instead of just focusing on developing Richard? I think she's a sign of Hickman's sloppy writing. Early on you couldn't tell her inclusion is bad but now that we know how badly paced the series is, it makes those earlier issues quite a bit weaker.
Anonymous No.150086757
>>150086644
She's the little sister. There will probably be something stupid like making her an Iron Spider and hanging out with alternate universe sisters Mayday and Annie in some Spider-Verse book 5 years from now though.
Anonymous No.150087332
>>150086575
>image is Norman
Poor Harry.
Anonymous No.150087409 >>150087674 >>150088556 >>150090263
Is it odd I feel like new Ultimate Peter and MJ will one day replace the 616 versions?
Anonymous No.150087674
>>150087409
Yeah because that's not happening.
Anonymous No.150087724 >>150088120
>>150074834
Getting a bit too handsy with MJ
Anonymous No.150087761
>>150074834
Anonymous No.150087800 >>150087862 >>150088634
>>150074819
>Virgin 616 Harry
>Chad ultimate Harry
Anonymous No.150087862
>>150087800
I'm pretty sure he's gay.
Anonymous No.150087869
>>150074866
Is black pussy THAT good?
Anonymous No.150088015 >>150088042 >>150088845
>>150079902
In general I'm losing interest in the Ultimate universe, I don't find any of them particularly that great made worse they're very much written to be read as trades, none of them really have the level of breathing room they desperately need
Anonymous No.150088042 >>150088845
>>150088015
If they like the tabletop game, that doesn't mean they are going to like the books necessarily.
Anonymous No.150088120
>>150087724
>Be Harry
>Slides a hand across Peter’s pecs.
>Rests a hand on MJ’s shoulder.
Oh, obviously. MJ’s the one he’s actually interested in giving the international tour. Riiiight. Naturally no Roman hands or Russian fingers left for our unsung hero.
Anonymous No.150088199
>>150074905
Talk shit, get hit. Simple as that.
Anonymous No.150088202
>>150074889
Uncle Ben is fighting them off with a stick.
Anonymous No.150088556
>>150087409
If they can't find a way to fix the 616 versions they might as well. Peter has to lose the beard however.
Anonymous No.150088634
>>150087800
616 has him beat if he dies before he spawns.
Anonymous No.150088845
>>150086644
Checked. The answer? Eye candy. But in all seriousness, yeah May should like be shown interacting with Richard more. Like Bart and Lisa. Some kinda dynamic like that with him showing the suit or talking about Peter and MJ and what's happening next. At least some levity or weight being assigned to Peter and MJ's actions.
>>150088015
Yes that is true. Maybe after The Ultimate End and the gimmick is dropped, we'll see stuff happen (probably not). Marvel and modern comics just fundamentally don't have the printing infrastructure and money to pay creatives to care while the DM is probably holding Marvel back because they see it as a liability rather than something they should've invested into a long time ago.
>>150088042
I dunno much, but you think it's just talking about the very surface level people who don't even play the game either?
Anonymous No.150089804
bump
Anonymous No.150089966
Awful run. Ultimate books need to end right now.
Anonymous No.150090263 >>150090305
>>150087409
Perhaps because you're a brainless marywhorefag
Anonymous No.150090280
>>150074905
Kek
Anonymous No.150090305
>>150090263
How's the weather in poland?
Anonymous No.150090500
I'm 10 issues in, does it get better or should I drop it now? It feels like literally nothing has happened.
Anonymous No.150090542
https://www.youtube.com/live/Z_7Wp1rvjpM?si=4suDB47QUpigGRp4
Anonymous No.150090560
this shit should be called ultimate peter parker because there's very little spiderman'ing involved
Anonymous No.150090670
>>150086644
To be support cast nigga. Like, did you said about Robbie, Betty, Ned Leed, Harry, Gwen, preVenom Flash in 616?
>She contributes nothing to the plot, themes or characters
Its a funny books bro
Anonymous No.150090803
>>150074894
That last part either reads like she has the hots for Peter or as if Spider-Man is that universe's Superman.
Anonymous No.150091024
>>150086644
>What does she contribute to the story
She contributes by being hot.
Anonymous No.150091517 >>150092298
Anonymous No.150092061
Anonymous No.150092179 >>150092298
Did they really confirm they will be dropping the real time thing? Is it temporary or permanent?
I kinda like it
Anonymous No.150092195 >>150092298
issue 12

why am i reading about mary jane's sister getting cucked? this is supposed to be a book about guys in tights beating each other up
Anonymous No.150092298 >>150092337
>>150092179
yes but likely for the relaunch. they said the gimmick was a failure and its not surprising to see why considering >>150092195

>>150091517
>TAS MJ
Cute
Anonymous No.150092331
>>150074824
Damn even Harry was like β€œwhat the fuck Gwen?”
Anonymous No.150092337 >>150092365
>>150092298
But I don't see any sources for that?
Anonymous No.150092365
>>150092337
panel at SDCC. Hickman and Camp both agreed it wasn't done well.
Anonymous No.150092366
I bet this hits a lot better if you're a 35 year old who has a family instead of a 33 year old who has no one period.
Anonymous No.150092417
>>150077445
The one Harry is standing in front of says friendship/friend
So yeah
Anonymous No.150093097
Anonymous No.150093281 >>150093519
>>150074927
Is MJ suggesting they kill Gwen?
Anonymous No.150093420
>>150074847
>>150074854

Jesus christ Richard, stop being a little fag.
Anonymous No.150093469 >>150096500
>>150081161
>>150081368
Reading the modern stuff alongside the classic Spidey storytime threads show just how bad things have gotten. Even the bad stories still had enough content to tell an entire story.
Anonymous No.150093519 >>150094481
>>150093281
I mean, that sounds like a good idea to me! But no, she probably means just talking some sense into the silly bitch, but that’s about as easy as talking sense into a deranged Polish child molester.
Anonymous No.150093933
>>150074899
Wow, what a bitch.

>>150074905
Deserved.
Anonymous No.150094333
>>150074866
>top right panel
balding at 15
first we had writing issues
then we had writing for events
then we had writing for trades
I guess this is the genesis of writing for omnibuses because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>150081808
>>150093519
>all the times you posted only in Polish, all the times you posted stuff from Polish websites, and all the times people proved you were using google translate between Polish and English

I keep hearing about these threads where Gwenschizo is caught in 4K but I haven't seen them still. Just how long ago was that.
I liked this issue. Its good to see MJ's reaction to the last string of event, as well as more down to earth reaction to Gwen's "Anything goes if that mean I am winning".
And yeah, Gwen is a supervillain, she is just playing superhero for now. She is doing this for everyone, but has no care for MJ and the kids, considering them useless.
>>150094481
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145404516/#145418767

The biggest tell for the schizo is that none of his posts include commas, and are often weird run on sentences that seem to cut off at random. This is because Polish and English comma rules are very different, and apps like Google Translate therefore just omit them. He uses commas appropriately when he slips up and posts in Polish (because he got mad and posted the Polish input rather than the English output), and when he posts in English it’s always weird, stilted, and with no commas at all because that’s what Google Translate feeds him.

The conclusion is that he doesn’t speak any English at all, only Polish. He uses google translate to translate our English posts into Polish, and then types up his response in Polish before translating it back into English for us.

This is why he never seems to understand what the hell we’re saying, misunderstanding our posts and replying with weird non-sequirors, and why all his posts are confused messes too. It also means he can’t read the text on images posted here because he can’t copy paste into google translate, which means he can’t read the text in storytimes either. It’s why he always seems very confused on the plot in these comics, and why he had no idea Norman Osborn came back as an AI in USM. At best he can guess the plot based on images and what Google Translate translates badly from our comments on the comic issues.
>>150081694
I didn't realize Franklin Richards pulling out an actual gun had precedent before Dark Reign.
>>150094917
This is actually the post that outed him: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145399257/#145405955
>>150094966
That was a guilt induced nightmare Reed was having, for context.
>>150095009
>>145406739 >>145406935
Incredible stuff.
>>150094917
>>150095009
Why would you talk about comic books on a comic book board when you are genuinely incapable of reading any of these comics?

Are there English speaking schizos on 2chan who keep spamming manga threads despite not even reading bad machine translations?

Why waste so much time in your life trying to talk to people who you can’t communicate with in any way, shape, or form? It’s not just that we don’t know what he’s saying. Even he can’t be sure about what he’s saying!
>>150095153
Barely more than a week later and his translator AI fucked him. >>143871388 >>143873367 >>143886403
This whole thing is seen as a true embarrassmen to the comic comic community. And thus it been voted this thread be terminated immediately.
I hate the new Ultimate Universe
>>150095181
Well
>>150095320
>>143873524
>>He claims he's 46
>he doxxed himself before. he’s a polish 16 year old with autism, you can guess what his fixation is

I don't know what to believe here. How many years have the exact same kinds of Gwenschizo posts been in these threads now.
>>150095590
Not a fan of this either my biggest beef with it fails to deliver the good it's all talk and little action.
>>150095627
>I don't know what to believe here. How many years have the exact same kinds of Gwenschizo posts been in these threads now.
Only one really.
>>150095590
I hate the old Ultimate universe. At least this one has good Spider-Man while completely fucking sucking otherwise.
>>150095664
lol most of the time Spider-Man is barely in this the main focus is harry rather them him.
>>150095704
Yeah, welcome to Spider-Man, the supporting cast matters.
>>150095733
Why is Betsy on the left?
>>150095725
Expect the probelm is most of the time peter does not do anything in this people want action not talk.
>>150095752
don't know don't care *shrugs*
>>150095756
"People" can go die, I'm reading ASM for the first time in years here.
>>150095756
People want a healthy mix of both. If all you wanted was action slop to show off new costumes then go read the Amazing Spider-Cuck
>>150095784
Huh
>>150095776
Oh I am sure USM spider-man will die in the endgame finale that's for sure.
>>150095477
Uooooh May ToT!!
>>150095780
>People want a healthy mix of both. If all you wanted was action slop to show off new costumes then go read the Amazing Spider-Cuck
The reason why love the golden. silver, age and bronze age is because they had far better writing and better action then the modern age of comics.
>People want a healthy mix of both
Healthy mix? Spider-man isn't in a single frame of this Spider-man comic.
>>150095776
You mean allegedly die don't you if harry's death had turned out be true then I think I would have more respect for this series.
>>150095890
>silver, age and bronze age
Kek, that comma.
>>150096090
ir's nothing to laugh about those eras were truly better.
>NOOOO, WHY IS LOGAN NOT IN THE YELLOW SUIT!?
>WHY DID THEY WASTE AN ISSUE ON HIM TROLLING THE HULK!?
>>150096123
There is a difference anon that was only for one issue.
>>150095890
And I completely agree with you there. They've already said the gimmick was a failure.

>>150095934
Yeah its almost like I agree with some sentiments about the work and think it could be better but doesn't need to be complete action so he can have actual support characters.
>>150096169
>There is a difference anon that was only for one issue.
And here he is! The secondary of the year!
Claremont and Buscema made a point to not give Wolvie his superhero suit for his first ongoing.
>>150096123
>>150096218
This has nothing to do with Ultimate Spider-Man. Take your shit elsewhere.
>>150096260
Yeah second this.
>>150096171
>And I completely agree with you there. They've already said the gimmick was a failure
That's why the Ultimate line is ending
>>150096260
And what does talking about that polish guy has to do with USM?
>>150096312
How do you know he is polish?
>>150096271
Bruh, that's like the third time you storytime issue 1 for no reason.
>>150096312
Nothing. Don't know why he is even reading USM. He probably likes the attention he receives in these threads.
>>150096368
that was another anon this this the first I am storytiming this.
>>150074802 (OP)
>>"When does it end? When does it stop?"
It will soon enough.
Always found it interesting how much the ultimate universe gets shit on for being its own separate thing
>>150093469
I just buy the classic stuff these days it's the epic collections, DC finest along with the omnibus.
>>150096479
The OG ultimate universe was pretty okay much better then the current one.
>>150096479
Heeee it depends. X-men was criticized for being too different, and now Wolverine is being mocked for being too similar to OG timeline.
I think there should be a bit of everything to make a world. However, Wolverine and Black Panther are still the worst because one is a just a edgy gorefest and the other is just boring. Both of them are a waste of characters imo.
>>150096479
It’s a cycle actually at first black panther got shit on for being boring then ultimate x-men for being too weird and different , now the cycle is on ultimates,wolverine and spider-man for not doing enough with its cast. It’s honestly fascinating the further we go on
bendis was better
>>150096773
yep.
>>150096651
The most recent criticism is that USM is doing too much with its cast lmao.
>Noo, why are you focusing on Ben and JJJ again?
>Noo, why are you focusing on Harry again?
Also, Wolverine is just bad.
>talking talking talking
i sleep
>>150074802 (OP)
Imagine this book being somebody's first "Spider-Man" comic and it's just a bunch of talking heads recapping previous issues
>>150096832
The revelation that mastermind (Jason Wyngarde) was posing as wolverine mother did not go well with fans. And with logan either who mercifully ended his exstence for being a real bastard.
>>150095477
What thing? USM? Surely you're joking when ASM exists.
>>150096928
why would someone read it at issue 20
>>150097085
nobody gives a shit about either.
>>150096773
>>150096785
Bendis is whack. He treated 1610 as the manifestation of the worst of Spider-Verse and the worst of Clone Saga all while Peter Parker was killed and turned into a clone. He should've been shown the door when he made Miles Morales and an AU of Ben Reilly a civilian nigger.
>>150097127
>He treated 1610 as the manifestation of the worst of Spider-Verse and the worst of Clone Saga all while Peter Parker was killed and turned into a clone
yea bro just ignore the 150 issues of ultiamte spider-man that wasnt that. ok.
>>150097101
I meant in general, #1 only had 1 page of Peter in the suit and it was blacked out
>>150097101
people arent reading comics at all kek
>>150097160
moderrn ones thye don't read that's for sure.
>>150097055
Were we talking about UW? I am confused.
>>150097125
Then if nobody gives a shit it can't be an embarrassment. Or are you fuming so much at the idea of people liking USM that you can't think clearly?
>>150097301
>Then if nobody gives a shit it can't be an embarrassment.
yes it can and it is
>>150097326
Oh you're fuming then.
>>150097368
Wrong.
Bump time.
>>150095934
Hickman had MJ spell out that "Spider-Man" is just a shiny object to get people interested in reading his political thriller. But there should be plenty of Spider-Man in the next three issues, the story's ending, this was just a calm before the storm.