Lot of people are angry that Poland’s most beloved superhero, Pedophile Paul, is getting flushed like a turd. Meanwhile Gwenpool’s X-31 is another shitty clone, and USM is getting relaunched? Our beloved Lord Mephisto was permanently defeated by the Green Goblin, and Norman Osborn is being granted entry to Heaven?????

This has done SO MUCH damage to our home country of Poland’s CRI (Child Rape Index)!!! How are we going to kidnap more children from Lithuania and Belarus at this rate?

Well well well it looks like Sister Sorrow is now more powerful than even Mephisto, can annul his contracts at will, and has generally made him her bitch. What a terrible day for Mephisto! What an awful day for Gwenschizo! What a wretched time for Poland! Now she can undo all of Mephisto’s deals just to anger him. It looks like One More Day is officially on life support now that Paul is gone and this happened. And the most delicious thing of all is that it’s all thanks to NORMAN OSBORN. Oh, you Mephisto fags have just been utterly, completely RAPED. Guess what, Norman’s bargain is also getting undone, so he’s not going to Hell either. Looks like he’s staying as a superhero!