Thread 150192251

What hell is wrong with Spider-Man editorial?

USM was fucking boring with a few cool parts, Spider-Man disappears for extended periods and MJ barely got any development or didn't anything cool until the end. Felt like the writer was phoning it in. The TAS art is hilarious bad! Peter looks like Gollum from the 60s hobbit movie. And the Book with MJ and Pete at the restaurant was LAME!!!!

THESE BOOKS ARE CONTAINMENT!!! BAD CONTAINMENT!!!

ASM run has been, eh, uninteresting until Peter got to space with a 0% chance it stays interesting.

and now MARY JANE IS GOING TO FUCK FLASH THOMPSON!!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN PAUL!!!! WHAAAAAT!?!?

Why cant the weird cuck shit be in the alternate universe and the main universe have MJ and Peter Married raising kids? Why am I the bad guy for wanting Peter and MJ to have a cool marriage going on awesome adventures with thier knucklehead kids in the 616 universe!

Why am I the bad guy for wanting Peter and Mj to be together; to want catharsis.

>>150192251 (OP)
I like this thread for its originality...

>>150192251 (OP)
>and now MARY JANE IS GOING TO FUCK FLASH THOMPSON!!!!
It's the symbiote that hesistated. MJ quickly shot him down as just a friend.

>>150192251 (OP)
I think its time OP

>>150192251 (OP)
Do we really have to do this, there are at least half a dozen Spiderman threads up already. We know WHY everything is shit and the schizos are fighting across at least two storytimes. We can just not talk about the utter dogshit state Spiderman is in for once

>>150192382
>fell for the just friends
Anon...

>>150192251 (OP)
Stop reading bad books, they will stop making bad books.

>>150192251 (OP)
>and now MARY JANE IS GOING TO FUCK FLASH THOMPSON!!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN PAUL!!!! WHAAAAAT!?!?
Problem, Puny Parker? Sounds to me like the natural order is restored.

>>150192251 (OP)
Peter needs to stop chasing Mary Jane and find someone else. No, not Felicia. Not Gwen. Someone entirely different.

I just read the latest ASM and it was a fucking riot every time Norman was speaking about "the dream".

What fucking dream, when Spider-Man has been dragged through the mud for decades now? When in-universe nobody respects the poor fucker and are consistently embarrassed of being around him? When any dipshit can just copy his suit, take his name, and then join the ranks of people ashamed of being associated with him? Hell, this very same issue lampshades how utterly atrocious Spider-Man's quipping has gotten and how in-universe everyone finds it lame.

The most insightful line in the issue was the alien pointing out that Peter was lowkey happy to be free from his nightmare life on Earth. To not suffer the curse of being 21st Century Spider-Man.

>>150194979
>I just read the latest ASM and it was a fucking riot every time Norman was speaking about "the dream".
I read curren ASM only for the Stormin' Norman and even I started to get bored. Hid redemption was interesting fora while, but now even he was dragged into that constant misery porn. No character development, no significant moments, nothing. Just constant, unfiltered woe is me, it's getting boring.

>>150192251 (OP)
if you think spider-man is being shit on, just wait til you hear what happened to beast in x-men

x-writers and spider writers have been in a race to the bottom

>>150194857
I wanna see him hook up with his boss and maybe the blondie coworker too

>>150192251 (OP)
>MARY JANE IS GOING TO FUCK FLASH THOMPSON
The slut is going to fuck the crippled? lol. lmao, even

>>150195446
>NOOOO YOUREA MEANT TOP BE UPSET AND ANGRY
>WE WOMEN ARE FIGHTING BACK SO YOU CHUDS, WE HATE THAT YOU ARE HAPPY AND MUST BREAK YOUR TOYS
jokes on them, i dont think anyone actually cares about spiderman anymore since its obvious they dont want peter TO BE spiderman and just a "has been"

>>150193861
Nope. These comic employees need to be reminded of where they belong. Getting rid of this comic from Webtoon for reproduction by plagiarism will be a good start.

>>150195055
Why don't Disney sue them for a contract breach for the killing of Sentry and Beast?

>>150192251 (OP)
Nobody cares about marywhore, delusional anon.

>>150195935
>irrelevant schizo calling anyone else delusional

>>150192251 (OP)
>maryjane
your whore just finished fucking Paul, she's jumping to Venom's dick now, and Flash is next. unironically.

>>150192251 (OP)
It's spider-ACK

Lot of people are angry that Poland’s most beloved superhero, Pedophile Paul, is getting flushed like a turd. Meanwhile Gwenpool’s X-31 is another shitty clone, and USM is getting relaunched? Our beloved Lord Mephisto was permanently defeated by the Green Goblin, and Norman Osborn is being granted entry to Heaven?????

This has done SO MUCH damage to our home country of Poland’s CRI (Child Rape Index)!!! How are we going to kidnap more children from Lithuania and Belarus at this rate?

>>150198304
This is where Gwen “Polish Child Rapist” Stacy belongs, the USELESS CHEATING AND MURDERING WHORE. Laid out atop a toilet with a broken jaw (the toilet is a metaphor for Gwenschizo and all the other Polish people in this thread)

>>150196455
Oh it gets even worse for the Spider-Fags now Paul is going to punish Dylan Brock for disrespecting him by raping in a traditional Polish way.

>you should leave the house, I Paul Rabin will check on Dylan
>they come back to find Dylan covered in Paul’s cum, while Paul looks on proudly and says they deserve this for insulting Gwenschizo’s home country of Poland.

Paul will be avenged!

>>150198354
It is a big part of Poland’s culture to rape your enemy’s children, and Paul is from Poland. Gay people like Gwenschizo are sadly known to sometimes rape children.

No wonder the X-Men are failing, Tom Brevoort is too Polish.

wtf bros why are Polish people so obsessed with having Paul molest Dylan. Every time Poland comes up it’s always about Paul raping Dylan. Is Paul meant to be a pedophile now?

>>150192251 (OP)
Fucking crybaby get out of here, we won't miss you.

>>150198577
You’ll regret insulting us Polish men, we will rape your children for that.

>>150192251 (OP)
they are just a bunch of weird leftywing people who really hate straight white men because some rich guy with a long nose told them that white men are responsible for all the problems in the world

>>150198610
I blame Polish people.

>>150198665
I will personally say that Gwenschizo has been such a disgraceful and embarrassing turd in the Spider-Man threads that I’ve started hating Polish people in general because of that creepy little child molester.

https://x.com/dalton_strange3/status/1963387111828328776

Oof, even Paul’s father, Zebediah Wells, considers Paul a failure. Gwenschizo’s hero considers Paul to be a mistake. This is even worse than the time his parents got divorced.

>>150198577
eat a bag of dicks faggot

>>150198894
>"the stress of trying to make everyone happy"

I hope he wasn't under the impression that Paul would make anyone happy by cucking the protagonist because that would be a weird fucking delusion to have.

>>150198894
lol I've seen fanfic writers handle the Paul situation with more nuance and grace than whatever Wells tried to do

>>150198894
>>150199050
>>150199424
Reminder that blaming the writers is a distraction that editorial like Brevoort and Cebulski WANT you to fall into so you don't see editorial micromanaging and damaging the Amazing Spider-Man and X-Books for the last two decades as the real problem right now.

>>150199050
I think by everyone, he was referring to his bosses.

USM is boring, I think they made the book to shut people up. I wouldn't have surprised me if they reveal richard was actually harry and MJs Kid that peter was raising. But given the backlash to Paul they chose no to go that route. I mean given thier track record...

>>150198894
Paulbros we have no choice we have to gangrape Zeb for this betrayal!!!

>>150199974
Hasn't X-Men been micromanaged by editorial since at least the late 80s?

>>150200158
>>150200324
Why are you still so boring?

>>150200587
They’re really mistreating and mocking Paul, anon. Poland was already a huge joke before this, but now the whole Paul thing is utterly fucking us over!

>>150192251 (OP)
>waaah
>waaaaaaahhhhh
>waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
>I hate everything!!!

Why do people insist they’re fans when all they do is claim everything is always terrible? If you genuinely despise everything that has been printed for 4,10, 15 years then why don’t you just stop reading and go do something else? Because at that point you are not a fan, you’re a whiner/hater. Because that’s all you do.

>>150200899
because I want the comic to be good again and not cuckold fetish bait

>>150200158
The fact that USM their most successful book has certain shills here constantly losing their goddamn minds, it’s hilarious.

>>150200862
That is a picture of the Gwenschizo. It’s what he looks like IRL.

>>150200899 (me)
I'm trans btw

>>150201001
Those are common Polish accessories.

>>150194328
Even without legs Flash is more of a man than Peter lol

>>150200899
Spider-Man is the Batman of Marvel. It doesn't matter what they do since too many people are emotionally invested in it.

>>150198304
>Our beloved Lord Mephisto was permanently defeated by the Green Goblin, and Norman Osborn is being granted entry to Heaven?????
What about the fact norman sold harry's soul to mephisto in exchange for power.

>>150194857
>Someone entirely different
Why? His relationship will flame out in stupid drama in the end anyway.

And what about the fact the he murdered this poor fellow the man was innocent and what's more he had a family. I for one want to see his wife plunge norman's heart with the same knife he used to kill her husband and then beheaded him fitting punishment I say.

>>150200950
its not thier biggest book and has been slipping

>>150194857
He's not chasing MJ

>>150201055
Like Gwen?

>>150201564
Hardly matters since it ends with issue 24 after that it will quickly be forgotten by all.

>>150192251 (OP)
feel free to leave and never come back

>>150196033
How is this any different than the Rhydon line getting Pokemon merch?
Looks more of an obligation than catering to demand or an interested market.

>>150201564
>>150201671
Responding to yourself again I see

>>150201777
wrong.

>>150200899
like gwen! slay!

>>150201706
I'm not going anywhere, Nick! So long as OMD remains I will haunt your asshole for as long as i breathe

>>150201777
What a fucking retard you turned out to be

>>150201319
>>150201332
>>150201347
>>150201431
The book already addressed this! Norman defeated Mephisto and has obtained his redemption! He's free and clear baby! He's even Spider-Man!

>>150202026
Give it up loser he has the blood of innocent people on his hand and everyone frowns upon him being Spider-Man

>>150202396
People better get used to it then! People better learn to love him!

Divorced men with historically bad relationships projecting onto fans

>>150201761
>Pokémon analogy
Go ahead and explain why female protagonist is not canon in the games.

>>150204219
You fight Red only even in the HeartGold/Soul Silver remakes. The female player character isn't canon.

>>150201347
I just realized, did Mephisto really slam a knife into the table like some dramatic, attention-starved jackass and knock over his little pumpkins?! The ones Norman was carving by hand and pouring every last fragment of his weird fractured little soul into?! What the actual unholy, brain-melting hell is malfunctioning in that absolute trainwreck of a demon? Stop sabotaging his one tiny shred of peace and let him have his stupid hyperfixation, you complete waste of panel space.

>>150192251 (OP)
They use AI made scripts.

>>150205627
I think ai might actually improve some of it if they did.

>>150201431
It's bizarre how my brain is now permanently cursed with this guy’s name(Alan Aardman) solely because he was one of my favorite villain’s first damn kill and apparently that’s important enough to burn itself into my memory. The dude was pleasant enough, sure, but also a complete nonentity yet here he is taking up valuable mental real estate that I could be using for something more constructive.

Miles got the rizz

Mayday bros, we won.

>>150201934
>seething and whining
boring

>>150206019
>Falls from #2 to #17 by the 3rd issue.

>>150204380
Now explain why Liko from Pokémon Horizon, who replaces Ash, doesn't have a Pokémon game according to your statements.

>>150206449
you are a child

>>150206632
Pokémon turned into a girl-targeted series over time, something like Hello Kitty and Friends. The main merchandise outside of cards are plush dolls.

>>150206901
So where is this Kris merch then?

>>150201761
>Looks more of an obligation than catering to demand or an interested market.
That's Miles. No one is actually demanding for Miles merch other than Bendis. Whereas plenty of people demand MJ, marriage and Spider-Gwen stuff.

You're stupid. Get a life. /Thread

>>150207382
It's anecdotal, but I've noticed a lot of customers wearing Miles merchandise at my workplace.

>>150200400
Other than Jim Shooter's infamous suggestion on Dark Phoenix, Claremont was allowed to do what he wanted until the early 90's. It was Marvel's top selling book, they weren't gonna screw up a good thing.

>>150206019
This suit is so ass...

This suit is so ass...

This AAAAAAAAAGH!

>>150192251 (OP)
>Why am I the bad guy for wanting Peter and Mj to be together; to want catharsis.

All you had to do was delete Peter from your memories and accept Miles as the one true Spider-Man, but you wouldn't do that, so now you need to be punished.

>>150192251 (OP)
I don't know what to tell you op, 616 spider-man had been down the hill in terms of quality since the 90's and it got worse with sin of the past and brand new day.
I stopped reading since 2006, at this point im just convinced people only like to read 616 spider-man just to look at how much worse it can become.
At this point spidey is the superhero comics book version of mickey mouse, a brand thats used to be a character at some point, but now is just a hollow shadow of what's was supposed to be.

>>150209840
More like the Simpsons where instead of HOMER GET IPAD it’s series of contrivances are PETER LEARN MAGIC AND GET NEW COSTUME with 0 character development as he has become a flanderized version of himself

>>150192251 (OP)
Can he still be Spider-man now?

>>150202396
And that is why every day Norman is trying to make up for it.

>>150201934
I’m sure if you spend another 18 years whining something will change, anon

>>150209840

Somewhere between Venoms turn, Aunt Mays death and losing the baby. I loved all of these moments.

>>150210772
thanks for bumping the thread idiot

>>150192251 (OP)
>USM was fucking boring with a few cool parts
Ooooooooooh, look at me, I'm a contrarian!

>>150210911
You’re welcome, ugly Polack!

It’s kind of hilarious how both Zeb Wells and the Polish Child Rape guy are embarrassed by and trying to distance themselves from Paul.

>>150211417
>I n-never cared for Paul he bleats, through his hot tears and his own shit.
It’s been pretty hilarious.

>>150201319
He sold Harry’s soul, not his own! Harry’s going to Hell, meanwhile Norman is free of his sins! If you hate it, blame Mephisto for being dumb enough to accept such an obvious scam! Oh but right, we can’t expect you to acknowledge that Mephisto is just Norman’s BITCH in the end.

>>150211699
Mephisto, shirtless and dressed like a male prostitute: “Nuh-nuh-Norman, even though you’re evil and going to hell anyways, please sell me your souuulllll”

Norman, stern and dressed in a suit: “Fuck off, you creepy little queer. I’ll give you Harry’s soul at most, that’s more than enough for a retard like you.”

Mephisto: “Um, I mean sure, yeah, okay.”

Norman: “Pathetic. I’m also going to help Sister Sorrow cuck you out of the Soul Forge.”

Mephisto: “Oh noooo.”

If Norman wants to save Peter Parker's dream then why is he larping as Spider-Man instead of making a business deal with Sister Sorrow again to get OMD undone?

>>150211849
Because the Polish people writing these books don’t think any of these things through, they’re pure Id. It’s just monosyllabic thoughts like MEAT or KILL or RAPE.

>>150210868
>I'm totally not the same faggot, just happen to have the exact same whiny passive-aggressive feminine writing style
Kill yourself, piece of shit.
Bendis is a worthless hack who never wrote anything worthwhile in his shitty life by the way.

Posting this to make the Gwenschozos and Paulcucks seethe.

Spider-Man has always sucked thr second they let him interact with the big league heroes and his character archetype influenced older more traditional heroes with over copious angst and total melodrama.

>>150212089
It was compelling, and no amount of character assassination by the Polish pedophiles over at nu-nu-Marvel are able to take that away.

>>150192251 (OP)
>What the hell is wrong with MaryWhore fags?
FTFY

>>150212167
>pedophile Gwentard

>>150212214
Most Gwen Stacy fans here are Polish, I noticed, and have pedophilic tendencies.

>>150212612
I wonder what it is about Gwen Stacy that makes people Polish and want to rape children?

>>150212638
It’s because Polish people are all dumb whores just like Gwen, they’re retarded and have brain damage which causes them to experience major seizures.

>>150212760
I wish Polish people would stop ruining Spider-Man and X-Men for everyone else.

>>150192251 (OP)
Peter deserves a proper crash out. In stead of sending him to space they should have made him an enjoyer of History

>>150212860
Why that though?

Maybe this space adventure is exactly what Peter needs to get him out of the cyclical rut.

Going on as Hero’s Journey in unfamiliar territory always ends with the hero wiser, bolder and stronger. And above all else, a little more mature. Before he returns home.

>>150213636
Peter isn't allowed to mature. He'll be back to type after its all done with no new lessons learned and no new knowledge gained. His newfound strength a cudgel to beat him back into his box.

>>150213761
He literally died and came back to life multiple times and it didn’t impact him in the slightest. Not even PTSD, dude just needed a shower and to tell himself he got this.

>>150213873
There is that subplot about his developing suicidal ideation but I doubt it’ll go anywhere

>>150213761
And it will continue until you finally consent to permanently replacing him with Miles.

>>150213886
I didn't you necro shit you wretched pig.

>>150210772

Idiots like this keep it going

>>150214078
It's not a subplot, it's already resolved by the time Eight Deaths wrapped up.

>>150214227
IF YOU HATE THESE THREADS SO MUCH THAN STOP MAKING THEM, GWENSCHIZO

STOP TOUCHING THE HOT STOVE YOU STUPID FUCKING POLACK! FUCK!

I can't stand these pedophiles.

>>150214425
Suicide ideation shouldn't be so easily resolved.

>>150192251 (OP)
>THE COWARDS WAY OUT!
I love the daily bugle.

>>150214673
It shouldn't, but, the Spider-Man editorial is utter shit.

>Another thread where Gwenschizo spergs out.
Anyways, comics are irrelevant. Nothing ever happens. That division of Marvel only exists to corral retards like Tom Brevoort like the cattle they are and keep them out of upper management at Disney.

>>150211699
>He sold Harry’s soul, not his own!
That only makes it worse given harry was his own son.

>>150214956
Did OMD get udone yet oh wait it's still canon how unfortunate for you MJ fags

>>150215024
>The schizo actually thinks fanfiction matters to the rest of the franchise.
Lol.

>>150215057
Oh and I suppose this fanfiction also? oops looks like you MJ fags lose again. And just to be clear it does not that they are no longer a couple what does matteris this is happend checkmate.

>>150215057
Oh and spoiler season for Spider-Man MTG ended with no reference to OMD whatsoever. No OMIT or Dead Language either. Garbage ideas like Paul, Wayep and Peter selling his marriage to Satan for the soul of an elderly woman are considered non-canon to the larger Spider-Man franchise.

>>150215057
>>The schizo actually thinks fanfiction matters to the rest of the franchise.
>Lol.
What about this is this fanfiction also? I guess not.

>>150215147
>>150215165
>More fanfiction.
LMAO.

>>150215163
In fact, the only Post-OMD contributions are Slott's and those don't require some deal with the Devil to be worked into the larger framework.

>>150215057
You know it's funny but you osborn fags tend to be smug about Gwen's death but not all the other norman killed now keep on being smug and mean to Gwen for no reason then I will post a fanfiction by the name of " The Final fate of mary jane waston". It has a very bad ending for MJ but no need to worry it's only a fanfiction story after all or is it now? who knows just maybe we will make it canon.

Can you guys not be weird for 5 fucking minutes

>>150215197
The marriage being gone is no fanfiction now I suggest you lay off the insults or you WILL endure maxium pain and this is no shitpost.

>>150215386
It's here to stay. OMD is non-canon, the comics you spam don't matter, it's just another form of tard wrangling to keep the wrong types of people out of Disney's upper echelons.

>>150215358
Hey If he keeps it then I really do think I will post that fanfiction MJ fans would truly hate it so much.

>>150215407
The marriage is gone you you can't get back let go of the past.

>>150192251 (OP)
>What hell is wrong with Spider-Man editorial?
They're addicted to ragebait and have been since the days Joe Quesada was EiC

They were never actually divorced in any official manner.
Could be some nice melodrama If they discovered some document reminding them of the other timeline Marvel seems iffy about bringing up.

>>150215437
Except it's not. OMD is ignored, the comics don't matter. All of your boasting and gloating has been for nothing.

>>150215407
>It's here to stay. OMD is non-canon, the comics you spam don't matter, it's just another form of tard wrangling to keep the wrong types of people out of Disney's upper echelons.
Oh but they do matter keep on seething now.

>>150215489
You can ignore it all you want but that does not change the fact that it is canon.

>>150215505
>T-The c-comics totally m-matter, you guys!
They don't. Cope and seethe, you irrelevant, illiterate moron.

>>150215534
>He still thinks comics matter, 18 years after Quesada and Brevoort made it so they didn't.

>>150215545
They do matter do you think spider-man would last long if fans fanfiction were to become canon and they were ones writing spider-man instead? forget it would end in no time flat.

>>150215585
They matter so just deal with it.

>>150215630
>The schizo honestly believes that the Spider-Man franchise is still reliant on the comic books.
How dumb can one schizo be?

>>150215646
They don't matter, so just deal with it.

Have you asked youselves why did OMD really happen. The answer is simple itwas meant to add drama of course had they just given peter and MJ a family then spider-man would have ended long ago. Since they would have run out ideas and they would be no more story left to tell. You can hate editoral all you want but the truth is it happened to keep the franchise going.

>>150215686
You really think you fanfiction is better now oh please give it a rest.

>>150215795
This would mean something to me if post-OMD content was readable but it’s been a steady stream of shit turned to liquid diarrhea

>>150215795
>Fat Manchildren splatter diarrhea everywhere and call it medicine.
>Everyone hates it.
>Polish pedoschizos rise up from the muck to defend it from becoming irrelevant.
>It becomes irrelevant no matter how much the manchildren and schizo insist otherwise.
You lost.

>>150216014
The fact it happened does makes it relevant you lose.

>>150216047
>The schizo can't accept the reality that comics have been effectively phased out and are regarded as little more than corporate sponsored fanfiction.
Sad and pathetic.

>>150215932
And why is that a suprise by erasing the marriage mephisto caused changes to the timeline basicaly fucking it up. It would be easy to say he is the one to blame for the continuity errors. It's the same thing with DC Superboy Prime gets the blame for DC continuity errors.

A plot where Peter trains to beat Mephisto would be good. Even if Peter doesn’t remember the marriage, he does know Mephisto has Harry’s soul trapped.

Imagine Peter beating Mephisto for Harry’s soul and unintentionally deleting OMD.

>>150216107
anon writing a text fanfiction is always fun but that does it mot make it beter then what a real writer would write. Many people can write fanfiction stories but that means nothing since writing something truly good takes talent.

>>150216244
I thought Kindred was just Harry and Peter's soul combined. Makes sense with the mystery angle and the bug-theming. Both key aspects of both. Also explains why Dr. Strange said there's something wrong with Peter's soul. Yet another page that will never be addressed again.
If they can retcon the marriage, Iceman being gay, and other shit then they can easily undo all that.
What they hate is being wrong and their business decisions being wrong and it solely being their fault. We're dealing with grade-A schizos who run the editorial.

>>150216354
Not even that anon but I'm glad you, the arbiter of all taste arrived here to give us your opinion with the reason behind something being good is the title someone has. Real productive insight there schizo.

>>150216359
Kindred was the Harry A.I. and the Stacy twins working with Mephisto.

>>150206632
Even Kanto Ash would curb-stomp her

>>150216244
And then he wakes up to the sound of MJ being plowed by her Perfect And Unstoppable Lover.

>>150216354
Polish people are hogs eating out of Marvel's trough. Fat, lazy hogs. Sad!

>>150217765
Himself, of course! What a Chad.

>>150217787
Sure, if by himself you mean... P-P-PAAAAAAUUUUUUL!

>>150217800
Oh yeah man for sure, what a chad. I really love when MJ avoided talking to Paul about the Symbiote because she was afraid he'd be annoying about it. Truly there's was a bond.

I mean it's some sort of bond. It's the best a Polish pedophile can hope for at any rate, lol.

>>150217824
I like how even Paul's father, Zeb Wells, admits that he's a mistake that he's ashamed of. They're just going to try to play him off as a prank gone wrong from here on out. That's what Gwenschizo built his entire personality around.

>>150217765
And he turns out be Mephisto upon seeing him Peter screams in agony.

>>150215534
Schizo, nobody gives a fuck about your precious 616. It's in the shitter. People are laughing about it failing. Only you and your fellow Polish child molesters still care, and that's why actual adults are laughing at you.

>>150206019
they're stuck giving miles dogshit suits because Peters got the claim on bright R/B suits AND fully black suits, which means Miles is stuck with barely different permutations of his first suit's very narrow, very specific palette forever. and of course they cant give him some hugely different palette like yellow or green because that would signal that he doesn't deserve the "true" spider man colors.

>>150217856
Mephisto loses to Norman Osborn, I guarantee you there's only room for one gigachad in this franchise. Maybe if Norman is feeling generous, Mephisto can occasionally suck Norman's dick sometimes.

>>150217873
Not true. Some of us love 616 now that Spider-Gwen lives there.

>>150217889
Mephisto canonically has to resort to male prostitution to pay off his gambling debts to Dante, the Son of Sparda.

>>150217911
I'm glad that she's PERMANENTLY replaced the Gwen Stacy of 616, and makes sure that the USELESS, FAT WHORE can never come back to life now that she's living there! Hahaha

>>150217915
Pathetic. Mephisto is Poland's most beloved superhero? Some cartoon devil constantly getting raped by stronger characters?

>>150217952
He even lost to a woman! In Poland's culture, that makes MEPHISTO a woman.

>>150218026
We're going to have a bunch of angry Polacks storm in this thread writing fanfiction about the incomprehensible length and width of Mephisto and Paul's dicks, aren't we?

But of course it's incomprehensible! They don't have dicks!

>>150217824
>Paul one week after breaking up with MJ watson.

>>150218087
>Paul two weeks after breaking up with MJ Watson.

>>150217931
But we have a living clone of her now in 616.

>>150217800
Man, Polish people are really in denial about Paul's last remaining hope being him raping Dylan Brock to stay important!

>>150218127
I like the clone better because that one hadn't fucked Norman Osborn *smug face*

>>150218158
Just you wait, both Norman Osborn and Miles Warren will be gangbanging both Spider-Gwen and her clones.

>>150218176
No way.
Besides, Norman is a good guy now. He knows not to rob that cradle.

>>150218202
She'll come on to him. Spider-Gwen can't deny her inner Gwen Stacy, which is to say, her inner whore.

>>150218236
Gwenschizo likes Gwen because he knows only a paid whore could pretend to love him.

>>150217856
And then Peter wakes up again, and now he's in bed next to Skip.

>>150218236
Don’t worry. Spider-Gwen has Miles to set her straight.
Unfortunately, Gwen clone doesn’t have a man to give her the D.

>>150218292
If by Miles you mean Miles Warren

He totally fucked all kinds of Gwens. He knows what they can't resist. Old men in fursuits.

>>150218292
>WHAT DID NORMAN DO!?

>>150218394
>>150218292
>Norman's just trying to help and they still give him all this crap
Peter may as well stay out in space. The 'Spider-Family' is useless, especially after incorporating the worthless whore, Gwen Stacy.

>>150218428
Probably what happens is that Norman refuses Spider-Gwen because he's a gentleman now and would never do anything to hurt young Miles Morales, and Gwen being a treacherous whore would drive the Spider-Family against him to turn him back into the Green Goblin, who would give her the thorough raping she requires as a Gwen Stacy.

Do you guys ever wonder if Gwen's obsession with older men comes from her incestuous feelings towards her own father, George Stacy? It probably took root after her mother died. Her mother was probably also a complete whore.

>>150215585
You know it, it is kind of hilarious how all these MTG cards have MJ and Peter together, and the only cards Gwen Stacy has is either her getting killed by Norman or her as Spider-Gwen. I think that's very, very funny, and extremely based.

>>150218687
WHO IS THIS DIRTY CHINAMAN AND WHY IS HE STEALING PAUL'S ORDAINED ROLE??? WHERE IS JACKPOT? WHY DO KRAVEN'S FUCKING CATS GET A MENTION BUT THE ONLY MENTION OF THE ORIGINAL 616 GWEN STACY IS "THE DEATH OF GWEN STACY" CARD???

Magic the Gathering has insulted Poland for the LAST TIME

>>150218936
>MCU Ned that has nothing in common with the comics over Paul
lol
Lmao

>>150218936
You know what Gwen's favorite card game is? SNAP!

>>150218979
No joke, but the only depiction of the original 616 Gwen Stacy is "The Death of Gwen Stacy" card. It is her only card.

Even the literal *Gwen Stacy* card, unmasked and out of costume, is actually just Spider-Gwen. Note how the flavor text mentions the Multiverse and the mechanics reference the ability to transform into Spider-Gwen, and the Legendary version of this card even references Spider-Gwen's costume.

The original Gwen Stacy has truly been replaced. Outside of her death, she never gets a mention, not even as a clone. Even the Jackal gets a mention, but not even any of Gwen's clones. Amazing. Spectacular!

>>150219162
To be fair, what else are they supposed to do with 616 Gwen? The Snibeti Snabbening :DD is literally her most notable accomplishment.

>>150219214
Isn’t that Torn mini coming out soon? With Peters college days with the college 5?
Wonder if its going to be Sins Past 2

>>150219703
Probably. There's always been chemistry between Gwen and Norman. A lot of sexual tension there, even if you ignore Sins Past.

>>150217915
>Mephisto canonically has to resort to male prostitution to pay off his gambling debts to Dante, the Son of Sparda.

That's not canon, morlun destroyed the mvc universe.

>>150217952
>raped by stronger characters?
>dormammu would tear every devil in devil may cry a new orifice. Mephisto the real one is stronger.

>>150192251 (OP)
>3 days of samefagging
op is mindbroken as fuck

>>150215825
It makes alot of.money so i guess it is.

>>150194857
didnt they make a new girl where Spidey and her alter ego like each other but cant stand each other as regular people?

>>150216244
Peter will never defeat a cosmic level being. It's too unrelatable.

>>150219912
Webhead the notMJ clone

>>150219850
>That's not canon, morlun destroyed the mvc universe.
Wrong. Morlun killed one version of Marvel vs Capcom Spider-Man in a single arcade cabinet. And he did by exploiting glitches and cheats, because Maximum Spider is a super move and would at least deal chip damage if he blocked. It's because Dan Slott doesn't know anything about videogames, because he considers the Japanese and really all Asians to be subhuman.

Mephisto is FUCKED. The arcade ending clearly shows that Mephisto is Dante's little bitch.

>>150194857
>Someone entirely different.

Pamileskip, the fusion of Paul, Miles and Skip.

>>150220049
Also, Marvel vs Capcom is a tag team fighter. Morlun should have had to fight a second character.

Morlun fought in a glitched and broken arcade cabinet. There's no other explanation.

>>150220112
>Morlun fought in a glitched and broken arcade cabinet. There's no other explanation.

Hmm, maybe it's glitched BECAUSE he's there?

>>150219916
Uh... Mephistocucks???

Cosmic Spider-Man is even more canon the original 616 Gwen Stacy, who was devoured by Spider-Gwen and now worn as her skin suit.

>>150220162
Makes sense, whereas Mephisto can't cause the game to bug out, because he's already in the game and can't screw up its code.

Once again, Mephisto is UTTERLY FUCKED.

>>150220207
Wait a minute. Motherfucker is going Turbo!

>Reading Spider-Man after One More Day
You brought it upon yourself. No sympathy.

>>150220248
It's just a Polish guy samefagging in his private containment thread while we all laugh and make fun of him and his favorite characters, Paul, Mephisto, and Gwen

>>150220248
It’s whatever. I have fanfics to soothe the post issue depression

>>150218624
Now that is something to think about!!!

>>150220310
I'm writing Spider-Man Restitutions. People seem to like it. Okay now back into stealth mode.

>>150219860
I haven't been on this thread since early this morning. I'm not the one keeping it alive.

>>150220506
It's just Gwenschizo then. No problem, it keeps him occupied and he'd shit up other threads if he wasn't kept busy.

>>150220577
Worse, he'd make his own thread while screaming his head off at other people who try to make threads, or post in his thread. He has a pedophile mindset.

>>150218968
It's actually Ganke, who MCU Ned Leeds is ripping off. So Paul, the Polish Pedophile, is less noteworthy than a Miles Morales supporting character.

>>150220687
What would an MTG card for Paul Rabin look like? 0/1 creature token? And if you play it you get called a child molester?

I think a spell card related to Paul should relate to his scheme to molest Dylan Brock. Blue/Black of course.

>>150220760
If you think about it, Paul's only connection with the Marvel universe now that they've broken up is via Dylan. In other words, it's all or nothing. The only way Paul Rabin can survive is for him to rape Dylan Brock. Every Paulbro needs to be rooting for this outcome, or it's all over for him.

>>150220456
Bless you for doing gods work

>>150216935
Yeah fag I know. But that doesn't explain the Dr. Strange page. It later just gets all addressed as Mephisto having some hand in preventing Mayday from existing due to her being the one to take him down in the future.
But really that explanation you gave is due to schizo editorial probably forcing Spencer to come up with a rush-job explanation.
>>150218936
Ah yes this deserves a card because it is recognizable to normies who definitely care about this character enough to warrant a full card. Like if this was the 90's Phil Urich getting a card wouldn't go over well either. Kids would rather see the main supporting cast, some of the bugle, and then the rest would be lesser known villains or heroes. Nobody wants a Lance Bannon card and I think Lance has had more happen than Ganke. Not much better than Ganke but still.

>>150221182
Even classic 616 George Stacy shows up in a card. But his daughter Gwen is seamlessly and flawlessly replaced by Spider-Gwen. Truly delicious. Poland loses again.

I really want to go back to reading spider-man but whatever I see always make me want to vomit. Why the hell Paul even happened? I mean you can just say that mj got over peter, why do they have to do these things?

>>150221281
The answer always goes back to the Polish.

>>150221281
Just jump on to Hickman's Ultimate Spider-Man and never look back. Is it perfect? No. But it's 'miles' better than the devalued, broken, and largely worthless 616.

funny capcha

>>150221372
I don't like hickman either so no

>>150220049
HOW CAN HE GET A 'PERFECT' WHEN HE CLEARLY DIDN'T EVEN PARRY ATTACKS, MORLUN YOU CHEAP FUCK! SLOTT YOU STUPID POLACK, THE GAME LITERALLY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! JUST SAY K.O. AND BE DONE WITH IT OR ACTUALLY DRAW MORLUN PERFORMING BLOCKS AND PARRIES. EVEN SNK BOSS CHARACTERS FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE UNIVERSE THEY'RE IN, AND MORLUN WOULD GET RAPED BY SOMEONE LIKE RUGAL BERNSTEIN.

>>150221505
True and based. Morlun has no ranged attacks and would easily get zoned out by Rugal's Reppuken, or even a completely uncharged Kaiser Wave.

I bet Rugal could also easily kill Mephisto in the space of a few command grabs and throws.

>>150221281
Outrage farming. You think 4chan trolls people? Nah not to the same degree Marvel and all of media just spam outrage and drama that will enrage the viewer. That's why all this race and identity shit is spammed as well even when normal adjusted people would accept it and move on. They still spam it and focus on the vocal hateful minority so that people will tie themselves to products and feel morally superior.
The marriage is just a more innocuous and unassuming victim of these same deranged types because it is not idneity related but it is relates to the identity of the consumers themselves and these deranged editorial mongrels find meaning in money and solely money. They hate people who use media to escape and can only find themselves escaping when the illusion is immersive and delicate to maintain. That requires time and effort to maintain as well as money.
That's where this conflict starts and ends.

>>150221586
A single Genocide Cutter can easily put an end to Mephisto, and the rest of Poland.

>>150218687
Oh, absolutely. It's wonderful. I guess Mark Rosewater truly is a fan of Spider-Man. Also, Marvel wasn't too strict other than making sure Spider-Punk looked like the comic version and not the movie version. So clearly, Marvel Editorial is not a true representation of what Marvel as a company believes Spider-Man should be. If anything, Editorial is a rogue faction.

>>150221676
It's why Paul failed. Ultimately, while he created outrage, they were also using him to make fun of them. Paul was making them look like idiots, and losers. New York Comic Con and Nick Lowe's emotional breakdown during the whole thing was the final straw. Paul had to go.

It's why negotiating with them or being kind to them never works, but bullying them and treating them like the subhuman animals they are while mocking them online *will* get to them.

>>150220049
This writer clearly hates Spider-Man. Why are people who hate Spider-Man writing Spider-Man comics?

>>150220049
Morlun > Mephisto > Dante. Dante is a little bitch anyways compared to marvel demons.

>>150221871
Hey now!

They also clearly hate fighting games.

>>150221692
Given boss difficulties in the various Marvel vs Capcom games compared to the SNK games, Rugal can easily solo people like Thanos, Onslaught, Apocalypse, and Galactus. Mephisto has no chance.

>>150220207
Real mephisto one shouted a cestial and eternity. Don't talk shit about stuff you don't understand.

>>150222001
Proof? Sounds like bullshit.

>>150221942
>He doesn't know that Mephisto CANONICALLY gets utterly bodied by Dante, Lady, and Ghost Rider
Clearly you don't know a goddamn thing about Devil May Cry, or perhaps, like a cuck, you only played the ill fated Ninja Theory reboot. Yes, that would be a great game for someone as pitiful and sad as you.

As other anons pointed out, Morlun has no chance against the likes of Rugal Bernstein, never-mind Dante, the Son of Sparda.

>>150221505
>>150221586
>>150221692
>>150221955
You anime video game faggots don't belong here. So says Doom. And I will hurl your underwhelming demon fop and the coward who copies powers into oblivion for Doom has no equal.

>>150222001
REAL Mephisto was easily outplayed by absolute nobodies and low tier villains like the Green Goblin and Sister Sorrow. Dr. Doom utterly mogs people like Dormammu in the comics, and he's about on par with Spider-Man in the fighting games. What the fuck is Mephisto going to do to Dante? Offer him a really generous contract so he doesn't rape him?

>>150221790
Online? Sure to some degree. Death threats won't do anything. That's self-destructive and dumb. Calling Lowe slurs is also not really wise. The best way is like that one guy who tweeted at him a wojak with a smug mask but was crying/seething behind it. That's how you treat these people.
I was glad when people upped their charisma and got past the bullshit copes and twisted logic Marvel uses to justify their shitty business decisions, exploitation of black and gay people with Iceman and Miles, and the BND mandate. Brevoort, Lowe, and Slott when and if they respond are missing more now with their tactics and seem to go silent now.
At least those losers just have to eat the shitty sales in silence now.

>>150222120
Finally, a worthy foe roughly on par with Rugal Bernstein. I feel that like Akuma, a super version of Akuma, Rugal, or Doom would be an acceptable final boss for some sort of fighting game videogame. Doom has no choice. Tag up with one of them, or be crushed.

>>150222068
Tdlr

Not impressed, marvel > crapcom and especially snk. So yes Marlun > Dante and Rugal since he can possession strong omniversal magic than the power scaling than the latter.

Mephisto is already in the game, and he's shit tier because blackheart is shit tier

>>150222120
>>150222209
'Sorcerer Supreme Doom' would be roughly equivalent to 'God Rugal' or 'Shin Akuma' I would say. Which is to say that a team of Spider-Man, Venom, and a third person like Super Skrull could take him out.

>>150222068
Tdlr

Not impressed, marvel > crapcom and especially snk. So yes Morlun > Dante and Rugal since he can possess strong omniversal magic than the power scaling than the latter.

>>150222255
Exactly. Mephisto gets raped. End of story.

>>150221871
Slott is fundamentally Reddit/Tumblr-core with his fixation on Dr. Who and how surface level he is with a lot of things. Also his way of entering the business and how he focuses on trivia factoids to display his knowledge of shit is like a bad parody akin to the Eltingville Club where the shit they say doesn't matter and isn't actually critical or knowledgeable about the stuff they enjoy.
Slott also probably still had a lot of dumbass inappropriate ideas about life with how he saw Silk's introduction as alright and how he wrote Superior issue 2. Like he is the total asskisser company man friend you'd have that would backstab you hard later. He's the posterboy for the guy who follows 90's edge trends and then go back on all that shit in the 2010's and say that was not them.
Marvel is also run by very incompetent and elitist people who hate the demographic that comics are attached to the hip with and were made for.

>>150222209
None of these pathetic fools are IN Dooms league. Begone.

>>150222273
Idiot. Moron. Morlun has no ranged attacks. Even Spider-Man has impact web. A simple Hadoken spam can easily zone out a D tier character at best like Morlun. Maybe if we're generous, he can overcome some of his fellow low tier grapplers like Hugo or Zangief, on a good day.

>>150222272
>Doom zaps them and turns off their powers

Bow before me demonic weaklings

>>150219162
Wow, Gwen is fucking FAT.

>>150222399
>Morluns multiversal/cosmic and has no limits

Yeah, Capcom is screwed

>>150219162
wow spider-gwen and gwen stacy is 40 year old granny

>>150222444
Hah! Fool, they’re not demonic at all. This is pure WILL.

>>150222273
Irrespective of even Marvel vs Capcom, Mundus is many times more powerful than Mephisto and yet he was easily beaten by Dante in his very first game.

>>150222448
>>150222470
A fat useless WHORE.

>>150222469
Sorry xenophobe. Morlun gets taken out by even a basic bitch Peter Parker with tranq darts as shown here. In the end, someone like Morlun is a low tier character favored only by eccentrics and gigachads looking to prove their skills by intentionally playing a bottom tier waste of pixels.

>>150222444
Dr. Doom has a lot of range options with his sorcery and great mobility.

>>150222675
Morlun’s lack of good buttons or meaningful options means that he’s never going to make it.

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

DOOM EFFORTLESSLY RAPES MORLUN

DOOM LOST TO SQUIRREL GIRL, AND SQUIRREL GIRL IS IN MARVEL RIVALS

MEPHISTO GETS RAPED BY SQUIRREL GIRL. HOW HUMILIATING!

>>150221790
when did MJ get a rack that rivals Felicia

>People who once shilled for Paul Rabin are crawling back to Morlun.
Soon they will beg for the RETVRN of the TRVE PAUL… PAUL STACY

>he’s still more worthy of an MTG card than his worthless cousin, the boring non-Spider Gwen

>>150222974
Always had been B]

>>150223061
If he isn’t a pedophile of some sort then Gwenschizo will NOT be interested.

I'm sort of liking the all new Venom and the art great. but I'm never going to happy about the MJ and Peter. I guess venom is also upset about not getting what he wants. makes you think

>>150223199
I like how MJ is shown to genuinely give zero fucks about Paul or his feelings at the end of the day, but that’s the most Ewing can do to help the retards in editorial save face. Just quietly shitcanning him without admitting fault.

>>150223061
Hey! I’d be nicer to Morlun if I were you! He has way more Magic the Gathering cards than 616 Gwen Stacy, and is therefore WAY more important.

>>150223322
It’s true. Morlun is still a better and more competitive fighting game character than the OG Gwen Stacy, who would be a joke character whose only move is a basic slap before getting her neck broken in one hit like the stupid whore she is. I apologize to Morlun for my slander, he is at worst D tier.

>>150218936
>Jackpot.
Best I can do is Iron Spider MJ. Poland will just have to learn to live without Paul.

>>150223475
Even Renew Your Vows for a reference, but not Gwen outside her death card and certainly not Paul! What a terrible time to be Polish!

>>150223528
Even The Spot got a card, but then, of course, he's movie famous. Unlike Paul.

>Muhfuggin Marywhores
>Norman, dear, who is this strange homeless man?
>Oh, don't mind him Gwen. That's just Paul Rabin.
>Maryslutfags
>What's wrong with this poor man?
>Hm? Oh, some breakup he never got over. He's just been living like some sort of homeless schizophrenic.
>That's so sad...
>Don't pity him too much, my dear. He's from Poland, and he even tried to molest Eddie Brock's son. Now come on, it's almost time for Peter and Mary Jane's anniversary.
>WHORES! WHORES! WHOOOORES!
>Yes, I do think we better get going. What an awful creature.

>>150223694
Paul’s hyperfixation with Dylan despite the kid wanting nothing to do with him is honestly pretty creepy. The fact that he’s *eager* to be alone with him without VenoMJ watching them is very ominous. If you ask me, I think he really is trying to rape Dylan!

>>150222470
That’s just how all Polish women look.

>>150222120
Point of order Lord Doom but Akuma does not copy powers, and in fact as a member of Gouken’s generation, Ryu and Ken are actually copying him but using an inferior version of his Satsui no Hadou. The true purpose of battle is life or death, not a pathetic street fight. Also with his powers he’s comparable to Asura from Asura’s Wrath and therefore easily able to handle characters like Thor or the Hulk if he goes all in on pure Killing Intent. Thank you for your time, and death to Reed Richards.

>>150224019
Conclusion: Akuma can easily kill Paul and then break Gwen Stacy’s neck.

>>150224427
Paul lacks the spirit of a fighter and Gwen has brittle bones.

>>150224886
SCIENCE FACT: Polish people have low GnRH levels! This causes Paul to have low testosterone, making him more timid and weak, while Gwen’s lack of estrogen made her vulnerable to early osteoporosis, killing her!

>>150192251 (OP)
What ISN'T wrong with Spider-Man editorial more like?

>>150226363
X-Bros are the only ones as bad off as Spider-Bros right now. Tom Brevoort makes Jordan White look like Jim Shooter.