Thread 150087144

Can your TV handle all this white boy swag?

first for 8est and cutest and sexiest spider troll

>>150087189
based. I kneel

>>150087189
The cutest jobber

>>150087324
Hussie did her dirty. She should've killed the Condesce and replaced her as one of the villains in the last part of the story

>>150087347
>Hussie squander's character potential
we know

Jade
I See You Are Fucking My Wife Again
Just Absolutely Ruining Her Human Pussy With Your Gargantuan Knotted Canine Phallus
Well That Is To Be Expected Since I Have Never Once Made Her Orgasm And As A "White Woman" She Is Known To Be Immensely Susceptible To The Genitalia Of Barkbeasts
Whats That
You Mean To Say My Dearest Wife Rose Has Become Addicted To Being Impregnated And Dear Yiffany Is Going To Have Not One But Several Dozen Siblings From Now On
And Then Afterwards You Shall Invite John To "Spitroast" Her While I Am Trapped And Locked Within A Captchalogue Card Helpless And Immobile But Still Able To Hear And Watch
And As Final Insult You Will Shrink Me Down And Tie Me To Your Immensely Radioactive Knot So That I May Roast In The Light Of The Green Sun While I Serve As A Pleasure Nub To Rub Against My Wifes Clitoris Providing Her The Only Satisfaction I Ever Shall In My Entire Life Until I Am At Last Crushed Into Pulp From The Force Of Your Relentless God Tier Slamfucking
Well What Can I Say Except
Yabba Dabba Doo

What powers would a Bard of Void have? I got it on a classpect quiz

>>150087396
this but instead of Rose it's John and instead of Jade it's Terezi and instead of Kanya it's Roxy

>>150087396
this but instead of Rose cucking Kanaya with Jade I have a foursome with them

I hope the new series flops BUT if it brings in an influx of people who hate vriska—enough to offset the disgusting amount of vriskafags— then I think things will be alright

>>150087189
facts. I'd listen to her exposition dumps even if i'd zone out after 10 minutes

>>150087189
Only if she is gagged and wrapped in a straitjacket for at least 10 years

>>150087785
if I knew how, I'd make an Aranea tulpa just so she could yap at me for all hours of the day including inside my dreams

>>150087818
>"WAIT HUSSIE, I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA."

>>150087809
that would just make her even more desperate to talk to someone for long, extended periods of time, which is based desu

I find it increasing concerning that I've typed "desu" at the end of my posts like thrice totally on accident and unconsciously

>>150085360
She looks like THAT? Damn...

>>150087981
yeah. that's why she owes me sex

>>150087981
I doubt its canonical

>>150087981
Why would you want a nerdy girl when you could have a completely psychotic chick that will attempt to monopolize your time and attention at every turn?

I like Damara.

>>150088028
only a fucking loser who deserves death by slow strangulation would choose ANYONE over a cute nerdy girl

>>150088065
why so? I mean, yeah, she's cute-ish but I don't see the appeal

>>150088084
Asian stereotype + Megido + Red.

>>150088102
Okay yeah I see the appeal now

>>150087402
A bard of void would probably have a strong connection to the horrorterrors (if youre a derse dreamer) similar to gamzee having a strong connection to LE’s bullshit.
Bards tend to be dead weight much of the time. But can perform feats of incredible power if they put a little effort in.
A bard of void could act as a conduit for void, say summoning a horrorterror for a few seconds. Or voluntarily going grimdark for a short period.
Bards have trouble with their aspect due to a rocky relationship with it.
Being a void player a bard could go to sleep on a battlefield and noone would notice the bard. Similar to how gamzee has bullshit invincibility.

>>150087838
Hussie would never. But if he did you would see him start using blood powers then not ever show what he does with them. Maybe you get to hear what it probably looked like by another character desu

>>150088112
Plus, imagine a Trickster-infused Yandere Damara who doesn't just want to you into a Trickster, but wants to ride you until you die.

thinking about John's big uncut human bwc
>t. vrsika

>>150088129
that's actually pretty cool. I thought it'd be some dumb shit like "you accidentally create void" or something vague like that

>>150088203
>t. smartest vriskafag
come on bro at least spell her name right

>>150088235
fuck I've been found out

>>150088196
hot as fuck. Sauce?

>>150088246
Someone on mxrp years ago.

>>150088196
Trickster Damara becomes insufferably chaste and refuses to have sex before marriage.

>>150088222
Bard is a destroyer class. Naturally its going to be capable of something epic even if it takes being a deadbeat alcoholic to get there

Please help. The vignettes between the four kids keep coming in my brain

>>150088323
>The most she'll do is kiss your cheek.
>Constantly pushes you to marry her.
>Already had dozens of names picked out.
>Has moved into your house but in a separate room.
>Speaks English with a Japanese accent.

>>150088354
>try to hold hands
>instantly sent to the confessional

damn, John somehow lost THAT to some lesbo troll?

It has now been confirmed that Hussie can still draw perfectly fine.

>>150088433
He had better from the start.

>>150088422
>Surprise her with a kiss on the lips.
>She runs home to Mama and Aradia and cries that you sexually assaulted her.
>Only then does Mama and Aradia see through the home security camera that you were being spontaneous with flowers and a kiss that she overreacted.

>>150088469
>>150088422
>>150088354
>>150088323
Fuck it, wife

If Damara is Asian then is Aradia?

>>150088502
>Aradia
Wasian.

>All this talk about Candy Trickster Damara.
I might just draw a Soft-girl Yandere Damara...

>>150088525
don't ask her how she feels about troll-FDR's domestic policies regarding her kin

>>150088446
I really like the way he draws clouds, they full very full and whispy

do i draw alan rachel and larry and post it

>>150088583
hell yes

>>150088583
You know what to do.

Is jade gay?

>>150088603
she'd be a tsundere without the dere

>>150088608
she's attracted to whoever will let her stick her weird radioactive dog penis in them

>>150088583
Imagine being alan. Such a little faggot you change your last name to your wife’s first name. What a beta cuck

>>150088583
Don't forget Rivers Cuomo and the Roxy Cardboard Cutout

>>150088603
Thats all realistic yanderes

>>150088645
Imagine being the woman that married that beta cuck.

>>150088583
Dont forget silhouette of meiko which is just a generic kid template with a massive rack

>>150088673
The closest youll get to a Yandere is a girl that threatens suicide if you want to leave her

>HUSBAND.
>I FIND OLD COSTUME FROM HALLOWEEN '09.
>IT BARELY FIT.
>HOW DO I LOOK?

>>150088630
>Jade hoping that everyone she meets is cool with her having more than cute dog ears
>trying to drop her horrible secret the best she can and suffering crippling self-esteem issues, hoping for that extra special someone

>>150088603
>Gomen, Anon-kun. It's not you... it's me.
>I don't know why I even did all of this in the first place. I don't daisuki you anymore. You can go now.
>*Lights cigarette and gestures to the door (in Nipponese)

>>150088719
reddit

>>150088719
DAMARA CHAN
SEKKUSU SHIYOU!!!!
KON'NANI SUKI NA NO NI TSURENAI NAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

>>150088690
Hahhahaha Hahah ha… ha

>>150088645
>>150088690
The first word their kid will say is calling Alan a Fag.

Tag yourself

>>150089049
I like Marceline, so I'm going with Sollux.

>>150087396
swear to god i'm going to make an entire AU dedicated to making kanaya happy

>>150088590
oh shit where was this from?

>>150089049
lmao why is aradia like 35

>>150089119
This.
>AA: hi j0hn.
>EB: ...
>AA: y0u left y0ur d00r unl0cked.
>AA: y0u never kn0w wh0 c0uld c0me in.
>AA: like a murderer.
>AA: 0u0
>EB: a-are you going to murder me?
>EB: aradia?
>AA: 0u0 0u0 0u0

>>150089049
>all those perfectly delineated personalities
this reads like it's been cooking on the author's head for a while

>>150089157
>mammadia boobgido

>>150089049
this is so fucking weird i don't even know how to respond to it

>>150088583
filename

>>150089210
hiding his bottle of lotion and wank wastebasket behind him with his leg if that's feasible

>>150089049
WHAT WAS HE THINKING

>>150089222
reminds me of that one girl from drawn together

>>150089210
It should read >Faggot Destoryer 10,000
But I don't want you banned from the discord. Good job man.

>>150089210
spreading his bussy for larry

>>150089210
Cute… CUTE

>>150088446
so whats the discord like?

>>150089259
filled to the brim with little kids and mentally ill adults
its trash

>>150089286
How is that any different from here?

I almost want to join that discord. Almost.
If I were 16 again like when I first discovered Homestuck.

>>150089293
the only difference is that we're anonymous

>Ghost: Wear basilisk pelt as coat and hood.

Your godtier outfit is in dire need of some modifications, and wearing the skin of a fallen foe makes you far more intimidating. Even if your target is the one responsible for going through the excruciating effort of skinning an underling without turning it into grist.

Why didn't they make an official discord server back in 2016? or 2019? Discord was a thing back then, you know.

>>150089349
they still had the forum back then right

>>150089210
rachel isnt sure if fishing with an air to air missile is legal in her state but, fuck it

>>150089210
Forget Dynamite fishing, Larry is taking it further.

>>150089362
I guess you're right. I still wish they started sooner.

>>150089383
looks perfect anon

>>150089312
Ghost: vaguely reminisce about your tragic backstory while looking cool as shit

>>150088608
Furrys are pretty much automatically some shade of queer.

>>150089049
vriska's still hot

>>150089581
>still
I think you mean "now"

>>150089599
fag

>>150089619
takes one to know one, fruity homo fudge-packer

>>150089581
Feels like terezi and vriska bodyswapped

but tall, lanky, baggy and smug terezi is activating my almonds a big.

>>150088065
I, too, like Damara. Fellow Timeplayers, let's all go back in time to save her from LE, and then use our collective abilities to fenagle a way into not dooming us.

>>150089312
>Ghost: Peek over the turret guarding the stairs.

The stairs are rather long, probably to cover the entire effective range of the turret. However, only the smaller ones can get in here, you wonder how they fend off the bigger assholes.

>>150089383
impressive how a single panel completely reinvented her character

>>150089786
That's the moment Aradia was promoted to wife tier.

>>150089644
nah, you're just a fag, and quite possibly the biggest one in history
men who take it up the ass are straighter than you

>>150089808
that tongue needs my stinky seed

>>150089805
So true, Anon. Freaky faces are hot.

>>150089786
>>150089805

>>150089837
Cute, but I could never ship it. Her and Sollux are soulmates and anything less is a cardinal sin

>>150089853
agreed and also john and vriska

>>150089805
>happy go lucky
>doesnt feel diddly
>angry and depressed
>"burn it all down johnny"
interesting evolution

>>150089786
pic rel was also important

>>150089853
Didn't she leave him because he was done with life after they resurrected

>>150089865
Yeah see you get it. Word (or art) of god also confirms it as the TRVE and canon John ship

>Lowbloods have a lower lifespan, thus they age quicker.
>By the time the others are in their equivalent of their 40s, Sollux and Aradia are geriatric.
>Old, but happy.

>>150089898
No, she legitimately forgets about him at the peak of a tower for a hot minute while dicking about in Paradox space and the HS team lampshade his relative absence in the narrative until that point with a single panel.

>>150089976
Sollux was cool. I wish he wasn't forgotten.

>>150089976
sollux never deserved that

>>150089930
Cute but they're both immortal/ageless because Sollux is half-ghost and also a playa and Aradia has god tier
Must be makeup

>>150088196
>Trickster Damara literally rips your entire outfit in two halves perfectly with a single motion
>Practically tackles you to the bed
>Very slowly and gently slides down your cock until getting it completely inside
>Nightcore version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Beu77WlqmM begins playing from seemingly nowhere
>Her entire body begins spasming like a Gmod ragdoll with your penis still inside her
>Proceed to have the best series of orgasms of your life

>>150090013
>Gmod ragdoll sex
The wacky physics and impact sounds stay ON

>>150089738
>Ghost: vaguely reminisce about your tragic backstory while looking cool as shit

Your name is . You had fallen under circumstances you DON'T REALLY REMEMBER, and then the almighty LORD OF VOID raised you as a ghost to join him on his paradox space-spanning quest. Thats about all you got. But you'll take every chance to aurafarm you can.

>>150090028
He is so cool. The coolest.

>>150090028
>Needs a fan to blow cape.

>>150090028
>lord of void
this sounds scary

>>150090053
Lords of anything is scary. Imagine a Lord fo Life.
>With every step they take, life blooms and decays.
>They touch an egg; it hatches, grows old, and dies within the span of a minute.

>>150090028
Ghost: Message Gwen about doing something about the paradox spanning quest

>>150090092
>Lord of life
>Surrounded by pests and decay

>>150090028
>Needs a fan to blow cape.

Well yeah, the air here is stagnant and a really strong stink comes from the top floor. What else are you going to blow your cape with?

>>150090092
Imagine. Rose lalonde from cool and new webcomic. I can only get so hard.

>>150090168
Yeah Ima need a source on that art piece.
That Rose is fucking fantastic.

>>150090026
I don't think there's an option to turn them off

>>150090119
Nurgle loves all.

>>150090165
>Ghost: Message Gwen about doing something about the paradox spanning quest

You don't know who this Gwen is, but even if you did, the only thing you know about said quest is that the Lord wants every player with the Prince class to be either KNEELING TO HIM or SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES. You've been told the player living here is of the Prince class, so you've gotta do what you gotta do.

>>150090369
Why has your Lord decreed that all Princes must die?

Hussie's endgame vision

>>150090403
drawfags save this abomination

most of rachel and alan's houses are finished
here's a peak at larry's little fucking area

>>150090369
>Why has your Lord decreed that all Princes must die?

Cant say. You've heard rumors about some Seer once prophezising something about "The Spear, The Eye and The Crown". Frankly, this sounds like another one of those looms of fate that can't be avoided and only bring a more painful end when fighting against them, but nothing you can do about that.

>>150090473
>I exist in the void.
>My God has not yet finished my house.

>>150090473
good shit anon! looks great

>>150090483
Larry is seer of void confirmed?

>>150090519
>All thoughts are my own.
>All greentexts are my own thoughts.
>A Seer of Void sounds gay. I am not a homosexual, so I cannot be a Seer of Void.

>>150090053
I think of a Lord of Void with powers similar to the solo leveling guy. We know a lord sends his henchmen to the places he cant reach himself, and void is the closest aspect to the grimdark state, so i thought that a Lord of Void raising everything he kills as ghosts was relatively logical

>>150090608
Wait so this guy isnt schizophrenic and the lord of void is real? spoilers

>>150090608
>i thought that a Lord of Void raising everything he kills as ghosts was relatively logical
this is an intriguing premise and I look forward to seeing more

what's the best classpect for fucking with jannies?bard?

>>150090658
Wastes

What is the best class for a Russian Dancing Man

>>150090326
Its by sozzay
https://hsmusic.wiki/artist/sozzay/gallery/

>>150090626
Why would you assume that the guy just painted himself gray, bleached his eyes, dyed his godtier otufit blue, and drew the void symbol over the mind one?

>>150090739
>https://hsmusic.wiki/artist/sozzay/gallery/
I havent seen a gallery like this in years. Thank you. Fucking saved.

>>150090756
Because the godtiers do get a little freaky at night. At least after a few months of mind numbing pointless sburb. Besides mind has a terrible color for aura farming

>>150090473
>Its not always about Roxy, Alan.
>ITS ABOUT THE METS BABY, LOVE THE METS. COME ON HIT A HOMERUN, LOVE THE METS!

>>150090859
>Maiko to Larry

>>150089349
they were less overtly trying to wrest control of the fandom, largely because there was less value to it while it was essentially stagnated.

>>150089930
Aradia is the oldest (beta) troll - having canonically spent several hundreds of years fucking around in different doomed universes by herself.
She's not as hagmaxxed as Condy or the Handmaid, but those two aside all the other trolls are young enough that you could argue that she's a pedo if anyone cared (you are invited to make this argument on the discord and see how long it takes to get banned, I refuse to join it because it wants my phone number (fucking fascists))

>>150091290
She will be hagmaxxed in about 5 minutes before dying of old age in 10

>>150091353
Sis....
She'll live forever...
She's already done with dying...

ok doodle hugging dirk. even included the sexy jake anon said to put in

>>150091399
based

>>150091399
Is that your trollsona? based

>>150091399
Lol fag

>>150091399
Do I know you from a certain game general?

>>150091375
>DAMN BITCH, YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?

>>150090478
I'm a prince. Can you not kill me? Pretty please? Maybe even with a cherry on top?

So what does Gwen even eat? Can god tiers starve?

>>150091462
Raw imp

>>150091468
How do you even eat or skin a monster if they explode into grist the moment you kill them?

>>150091462
presumably fish.

>>150091462
What do you think the black stuff is? It’s not imp blood

>>150091486
Imp residue... and it tastes like licorice...

>>150091489
Is that where Jack gets his fix when out of scotties?

>>150091462
She gets a burger from McConsorts
Shes never up early enough for the breakfast menu though due to depression

>Just remembered that Alternia had fucking zombies roam at day.

What the fuck aside of Doc Scratch was that planets malfunction to have UNDEAD.

>>150091524
Jack is *never* out of licorice scottie dogs.

>>150091570
In that session he might!

>>150091569
Condence probably brings exotic diseases and bioweapons back because it’s metal as hell and increases natural selection pressures

>>150091569
alien cordyceps, duh

>>150091603
>You heard about the Space Rabies bombing onto a rust blood slum?
>Fucking mondays, man.

>>150091486
>>150091489

>>150091630
What have I done?

>>150091637
She's gonna do that to Ghost too once she meets him

>>150091655
Dude he’s a corpse this is equius tier depravity

>>150091630
Based

>>150091629
>"Where the hoes at!"
>"Dawg, we're 8 1/2 sweep old Rust Bloods on Alternia. There are no hoes here, we're gonna die!"

>>150091675
Well if he's already stiff then that's step 1 completed

>>150087144 (OP)
>stroke
what did the artist mean by this

>>150091842
you GOTTA jork it

>>150091842
you know what it means.

>>150091930
63!aradia tho…

>>150091964
>r63 Equius builds a robot to have that twink to herself.

>>150091964
Aradius

>>150091930
Fuck Dave would have been best girl

>>150091980
>7 letters

You had one job.

>>150091930
>>150091964
Now make them kiss in stable loops

>>150092003
This is so sadstuck

>>150091973
Female Equius would've been a sight to behold.

>>150092018
Just a oddly peaceful gorilla of a woman.

>>150092018
absolutely

>>150092018
>>150092028
That bitch would drip her hyperhidrosis over everything

>>150091996
>tumblr x 4chan
what a blast from the past

>>150092011
Nepeto no thats sexually assault and like 5 different paraphilias

>>150092038
Seems relevant when you consider the series

>>150087838
Kino

>>150092038
yea

>>150092018
I mean... you got Nihkee at least

>>150092087
I get the comparison, but it's just not the same.

>>150092087
Sadly, Nihkee pales in comparison to Equius. All the beta trolls seem to the Ubermensch of their castes, and Eq especially could blast the flesh off her bones with a single FotNS-style punch.

>>150092147
...Could it have worked?

Just finished “Alan gets fingered”. And yes. Rachel’s gorilla hands are the culprit.
I’m not going to post it because I don’t want to kill 4stuck. Maybe if mr 4stuck asks
Whoever told me I would never finish my fanfiction. Fuck you. Kys.

>>150092033
You could bath in it.

>>150092161
I don't see it playing out, unfortunately.

>>150090478
Stand with your back to a wall and push the turret down the stairs. You're here to kill this Prince(ss?), and she doesn't have a cruxtruder, so all she can do is use her powers and whatever defenses she has. Thus, wasting her existing resources would do the most damage to her. Or you could do something stupid like set up a tripwire to trigger the nuke then leave.

>>150092275
>SteakTooJuicyLobsterTooButtery
That's deep.

>>150092028
>>150092018
>>150092150
>turns a great and attractive male character into a girl
>immediately becomes waifu-able
a tale as old as time

>>150091655
>Spent three years presumably alone during the most hormonal stage of her life.
Yeah that ghost is getting capital A assaulted by this smelly rage player.

Zzzz… -o-

>>150092356
Hardlocked anon, you know what to do

>>150092300
Innumerable such cases.

>>150092373
>Vriska hypnotises Mituna
>Visual bulge appears

She's so pretty I could die

>>150092147
wholsesome

>>150092409
*he's
vriska is trans now

>>150092275
The testosterone

>>150092409
this is the first time vriska's eye has looked properly creepy to me, as it should do

>>150092405
I once had two family friends (tween girl and mid-teen girl, I was 13) try to perform an urban legend-style hypnosis ritual on me in their room that involved rubbing my temples and chanting. I had to tap out because I was uncontrollably pitching a tent and needed to make sure they didn’t see.

>>150092454
please fuck off and kill yourself
stop infesting these threads

>>150092472
haaaaaahahahagaahafasaa

>>150092418
why is this allowed

>>150092418
Anything I dislike is not canon

>>150092448
feferi....

>>150090092
Reminds me of an anime character who's a healer that can kill people by over healing them into a big cancerous mass.

>>150092504
Drifters and that ones literally Jesus, good stuff.

>>150092536
>literally Jesus
what

>>150092548
Yes, Jesus. He heals a dragon to death with cancer.

>>150092494
It never was canon to begin with, it wasn't even implied
Kate was a hack and her shitty fantasies failed spectacularly every time she tried to make them canon, good riddance

>>150092595
The whole anime was so fucking cool, absolute banger op too. How is the manga?

>>150092626
Ongoing with like some sort of chapter every other year, Hirano isn't exactly trying to finish it at all.

>>150092613
>Insert your fetishes, ideologies, opinions and political views into the comic and treat them as law
>Forcefully change characters and give them unnecessary traits that are completely antithetical to their personalities
>Harass fans who disagree with your opinions and make up lies about them to take the nuclear option out when Hussie ain't buyin' it
>Be resented by the entire fanbase to the point where even your coworkers hate your guts
>"No, actually they're all wrong, not me"
>"Drop" Homestuck because of the drama (actually gets ousted from the team like a boss)
>Epilogue and spin-off quality improves eightfold
There's an alternate timeline where Kate stays, 3/4 of the cast are trooned n' pooned out, and June is canon.

>>150089837
Lord almighty she is so cute here

>>150092657
Honestly the whole snake fractions era of HS really makes you wonder who fucking thought her and Aysha being in charge was a good idea

>>150092675
it's typically what happens when fans somehow get executive control over creative processes and it happens in other fandoms too
they finally get their chance to make their own headcanons real but it turns out competent writing involves a lot more than just projecting onto your favorite characters

>>150092613
>>150092657
know nothing about her. who is she and how did she land a job if her writing is this terrible

HUSSIE

MUST

PAY

>>150092640
God fucking dammit that's a shame
>>150092548
It's an isekai
Except instead of your average japanese schoolboy it's actual people of note who get isekai'd like Nobunaga, Hannibal and Joan of Arc. They live in a human supremacist kingdom founded by Hitler who got isekai'd a few hundred years earlier than them

My favorite Jade has the planets orbiting her always.

>>150092775
>human supremacist kingdom founded by Hitler
I will now read your japanese comics

>>150092595
>>150092775
>Jesus healing things to death
>Hannibal and Joan of Arc
picked the fuck up

>>150092789
He fucking stomped all the non-human races right into the dirt so hard Jesus defected to their side to help them.

>>150091996
>BeanieXMike

I am am more of a BonbonXMike guy and leave Beanie to Rackham

>>150092782
why does jade look evil

>>150092791
Joan De Arc also is buttfuck insane because she didn't take her death very well. Its cool shit by the guy that did Hellsing.

>>150092825
Girls are allowed to look evil, it's 2025.

I can't figure out what furniture to put into this mspfa character's room. How am I supposed to know what my character likes baka

>>150092843
she's not in grimbark mode there!

>>150092877
just randomly decide that and then deal with the consequences later

>>150092877
take reader suggestions

I am the only one here that likes Jake.

>>150092843
That ones not even evil, just dressed to impressed and red light!

>>150092877
use a random noun generator

>>150092300
You know if your were a high blood you could probably get her to do anything for you.

ANYTHING

>>150092843
stop giving jade a tail

>>150092911
hell if you demanded it with enough confidence, she's probably be even more up for it if you're a rust blood

>>150091985
>>150091930
Posting this cause nice

>>150092921
>Exounter STRONGest female Indigo Blood in all of alternia
>Her mere subtle touches leave bruises to the weak
>Her nobility and Classism is unmatched
>She's on her hands and knees, wearing nothing but a collar and a leash for your sake
>Hoping to have the honor of servicing you in the L3wdest way possible

>>150092915
Never.

>>150092915
Yiffy has a tail so what does that say
>>150092950
I love that fanart

So what's going on with homestuck? I saw a thumbnail for some trailer or something but didn't pay much attention, is it getting some sort of sequel or spin-off? What about 2 or BC, are those even relevant still?

>>150093026
it is over

>>150093026
animated series by vivziepop

>>150093035
About what, the og story or a new cast?

>>150093026
Vivzie's studio is making an animated pilot covering the first 100 pages or so. Meanwhile the sequel comic has finally entered Act 2, which is exciting, there's a new official discord and forum and the comic is returning from its website being dead with a whole new rerelease with extra goodies. So a lot of stuff is happening right now

>>150093070
Original homestuck. John is voiced by Toby Fox. So far we only have the pilot confirmed but I mean, lets be honest here, this will be a big thing so they'll probably do more

>>150089049
I always forget that the reason tumblr hates max with such an enduring passion is because he's a tumblr user too but just used to be slightly edgy.
He's the closest thing some of these people had to seeing their hecking wholesome fanbaserinos (lmao at this pertaining to homestuck) get tainted with mild newgrounds tier humor

>>150093026
Beyond Canon is still going for what it's worth. It's finally getting into a new swing, and hopefully for the better. Little to be said about it, though, so "relevance" is arguable.

>>150092877
If you already have an appearance for the character in mind, you can just work from there. How do they type? How do they act? How old are they? What are their friends like? What kind of computer do they use? What kind of phone do they have? What was their latest birthday like? How do they feel about their haircut? You just ask yourself these sorts of questions, and a general idea of the character and his interests will form. Make sure to ask yourself why the answers you give to these are true too. Making a character isn't all that hard, especially given how the majority of fanventures take place either now or within the last 30 years.

>>150089808
>being this homosexual

>>150092147
Still can't believe the last thing we see in the Paradox Space comic is Equius smiling creeply at the viewer and then walking into his rape dungeon with a unconscious Vriska
God i love Neigh8ours

>>150093213
I dunno sounds like Homestuck to me

Something I think is funny is that the Beta kids are dorky losers. I can imagine them being bullied if all four of them went to school instead of playing Sburb, and the Alpha kids aren't dorks. Like, they seem like they have way more charisma than the Betas. I may be wrong, but I think the Alpha kids would be popular

>>150087396
Surprised a Yandere!Kanaya isn't a big thing after this.

>>150093349
I don't know why but this femeridan looks disturbing to me

>>150093088
>>150093100
>getting to see the best parts of Homestuck fully animated
Cool
>followed by seeing the worst parts of Homestuck animated
Yeah if this becomes big and they try to adapt the full comic then the end would be painful to watch.

Should i play Friendsim for the Jadeblood Bitches (minus the one volume with the jadeblood tranny)?

>>150093377
You'd do better waiting for someone to make a porno version of Friendism if all you want is the jade-babes.
It's okay for some characters but ultimately not that grand'ol time you're looking for

How do I flirt with a girl who has 20 troll ocs
What is the strategy, the tips and tricks

>>150093377
Friendsim is fun in general and Lanque's route is good enough. They don't even say he's trans. For all is said inside the game there are just rare male jades. It's only the creators on twitter talking about him being trans

>>150093563
Enjoy hell

>>150093563
Are you a white twink who can look good in a blonde wig and shades?

>>150093566
Forgot her name, but goddamn she’s so hot.

>>150092418
jackpot

>>150093173
fag. thats all i have to say to you

>>150089808
>>150093173
>>150093873
average 4stuck conversation

>>150094122
Who wins the twerk off, Rachel or Gwen

>>150087838
>Karkat using his blood aspect fixes the bonds between the players and thus the absolute fucked dynamics since the retcon.
>EGBERT, NEXT TIME YOU ZAP US INTO A BETTER TIMELINE, LET ME KNOW. YOU CLEARLY FUCKED SOMETHING UP IN THE PROCESS.
>YOU`RE WELCOME BY THE WAY. I FIXED YOUR MARRIAGE.

>>150094197
the good ending

>>150094166
Rachel is a flat bitch. She's got no tits, no ass, nothing. She became a dyke because no man wanted her, but then it turned out none of the lesbians wanted her either

she

>>150094322
she can still peg alan

>>150094334
haev the story gotten back to the main trolls or are we still dealing with the +60 literal whos with unreadable quirks

>>150094349
Its still at that multi choice section and im not sure there been a update in a while.

>>150094346
She's so flat that if she tried, the harness would just fall off of her

her

>>150094404
Dead and forgotten

>>150094455
horrible

>>150094455
Can you please just jump off a fucking building?

>>150094369
>and im not sure there been a update in a while.
no surprise. next timen dont try to tell 3 stories in one

>>150094404
qrd

newfags

>>150094322
Incorrect. Rachel is big

>>150094923
No she ain't. She's flatter than a sheet of paper.

I will have sex with troll women today

>>150094986
I won’t.

>>150094986
godspeed

>>150094986
Enjoy your Alternian AIDS

>>150094632
Bluradias rack…

>>150093357
There's at least a few images of Kanaya cutting Jade in half with her chainsaw but that won't uncuck her.

What does troll woman booty taste like?

>>150095773
Why are you sex-likers always into gross shit like this?

>>150095773
that depends on the troll

>>150095860
I shouldn´t be surprised, but yet i somehow am.

>>150095827
>sex-likers always into gross shit like this?
That's just a coomer anon.

>>150095827
Booty is the cornerstone of the musculature system, bone structure, the center of gravity. It's important and sexy and I want to eat them glutes.
>>150095860
It's not about the hole! Nor does any of this mean much about how it tastes, the rankest sauces can be delicious and the most fragrant perfumes taste awful.

>>150096005
lemme whip up a tier list

>>150095860
i just know it was made by someone who wants to fuck tavros bussy

What if Gamzee was a mime.

>>150096066
This is a good list, I appreciate it. Though I feel Vriska would be lower, she'd only sweeten things up when trying to manipulate you. Would nom Nepeta's lithe, hairy booty.

>>150096107
he would be a mime too

>>150096089
its so tight as an anti-rape measure
(mostly against vriska)

>>150091290
The server itself doesn't want your phone number, it wants your account to have been verified with Discord using a phone nunber. Which is also understandable to not want to do, but they're different things.

>>150096107
that would just be alphaswap gamzee or some shit

>>150094632
who's the blind teal troll with long hair? feferi but with bangs?

>>150096005
I like butts too, but why the fuck would you ever want to put your mouth near someone’s butthole? Even brapfags *know* it’s disgusting, they just think it’s hot that it’s disgusting.

>>150096362
Zoomers for whatever reason have gone feral over rimming.

>>150096362
Hey I said it's not about the hole it's about THA ASS, but yeah I know that the area around is also unhealthy that's why I find an outlet in drawn pornography and don't constantly have pink eye.

what powers does a blood player have

>>150096424
Those >>150087818, >>150087838

>>150096424
Throw blood at people
Throw blood out of people
Make people really care about their blood
Make people miss their blood

>>150096424
Depends on the class. You could have avatar style blood puppeteering, blood apparitions, papjitzu, vitality support casting, toxic blood, voice of command, blood bonds, blood rituals, organ/blood based divination. Individual blood players cant do most of these things but each will be able to do a few.

>>150094166
>Canonical big ass
Vs
>Canonical dyke with the physical coordination of a gorilla
Gee anon i wonder

>>150096532
Talent vs skill

>>150096424
Probably contract magic stuff.
Make binding Oaths and vows that people can escape or break without negative consequences.
They're the deals in "Deak with the devil"

>>150094557
john egbased

>>150094633
is this how they'll look like in the pilot?

>>150096950
>he thinks we'll see any troll except Karkat
lmao

>>150096066
why would Fef taste vile? do you hate the taste of fish or something

>>150097033
Fish b gross bruh

>>150097033
fish+asshole cannot be a good combo, it's something avgn would say he'd rather eat intead of reading homestuck

>>150097054
>>150097087
but come on is it really worse than both the clown and Equius

>>150097108
You could clean those two out
The fishes need to be marinated and breaded

>>150097134
the Japanese eat raw fish all the time so surely it can't be that bad

>>150097108
I'm the anon who wrote >>150092932 and I've been workshopping a fic about John using a soapy tornado to clean out a FemGamzee and purify her into being a good tradmime. Haven't figured it out in a way I like quite yet but I think it's doable. Making Eridan and Fef tasty is beyond my imagination.

>>150097209
>tradmime

>>150097209
they're literally just fishpeople bro it's not that deep. If you can't imagine licking a fish and it tasting decent-ish then idk

>>150097270
Fish only smell if they're going bad so a live fish probably would just smell like brine.

>>150097270
Drown fish in breading and ketchup and ok but fuck oceantaste.

>>150097329
Are you a fucking six year old. I hate picky eaters so much.

>>150097329
like >>150097322 kinda said, they'd just taste like salt water probably.

>>150097366
>>150097401
Fuck off
Bread that fish and drown it in ketchup
Give me a whiskey sour as well
Than I'll eat you ocean ass pussy

can wwe stop talking about fish assholes

>>150097472
no. I NEED Feferi's ass and I need to convince everyone else that it'd taste good

>>150097468
don't be such a little bitch, eat the ocean ass RAW like a REAL MAN

>>150097510
I'LL EAT THAT OCEAN ASS RAW WHEN I'M SALTY AND STARVING UNTIL THEN PREP THE DAMN THING

>>150097535
>he's not man enough

>>150097550
I'M MAN ENOUGH TO TELL MY WOMAN TO COOK THE DAMN MEAL RIGHT
I AIN'GHT DYING OF DISENTRY

>>150097583
pussy

You buffoons are meant to fuck the fish ass, not eat it.

>>150094369
>>150094544
there was a new update in which they call Reruns, some are random stories about the main trolls and others about the main story itself. later is a page of ideas that never were expanded.

>>150097713
>he doesn't do both
ngmi

>>150097488
it would taste great bc fef has good hygiene

>>150089259
cancer, much fucking worse than the literal reddit one

>>150097768
Cuz of all the tentacles fucking her all the time?

>>150088446
>M3MB3RS
he can't even remember nep's quirk lol

>>150097768
exactly.

>>150097852
>M3MB3RS
>33
>:33
I'd assume he remembers it but wanted a way to include something similar on the fish

>>150097852
Or the fact that WV is a veggie guy

>>150097603
What you can't tell someone No?
How weak are you?

>>150097918
I am the epitome of the opposite of weakness. Eating raw fish ass is the peak of strength and manliness