Thread 150247495

Who wins?

KKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
>>150247495 (OP)
Seth no-diffs

The only characters that matter are Goku and Superman everyone else is a literal who.

HULK SMASH
>>150247495 (OP)
Chris GAPES him

>>150247495 (OP)
Chris wins because he's the biggest Mary Sue in fiction

>>150247501
Ah, found the description again.
>Assume a luminous form and leap forward to deliver a downward slash at the speed of light
I remember being able to react to this with anything that has a frame 1 input, but that's taking game mechanics way too far. I recall there being a few Judgment Cut-esque attacks the Tarnished can do, but I'm struggling to think of any besides the Black Blade stuff.

>>150247579
>Gokek
Post discarded

>>150247579
Excuse me? This is the general for the fraud duo, KINGtos and CHADmon.

>>150247495 (OP)
Why does Death Battle pick the most dookie models/sprites sometimes? The Hulk one looked terrible, is it from Rivals?
I'd rather they went with something like the Ultimate Destruction model

>>150247616
>Two jobbers and SuperChad

>>150247495 (OP)
Whoever wins... we lose.

>>150247630
KINGtos is not a fraud
>>150247641
Yeah rivals, his hair looks weird but besides that I didn't think it was bad

Post Simon keeping his wife alive.

>>150247616
Kratos is 1-1 and Thor is 2-1. How can they be anyone's kings?

>>150247616
Can't believe Bejita was feed to him

>>150247607
yeh basically the way PCR and Tarnished work is that Miquella's magic turns them into light, for purpose of traveling, it's less FTL combat and more fancy teleportation
and for the judgement cut like stuff remember that making copies of weapons and tangible illusions and such is incredibly commonplace in elden ring, so the baseline assumption shouldn't be "they are cutting that fast" and rather should be "they create multiple copies of the blade that strike at the same time"

>>150247495 (OP)
Chris buck brake him

>>150247701
That's true. I need to check if there are any attacks that are outright lasers.

>>150247719
She doesn't look 18. Texans... lasso his neck.

>>150247616
Two FRAUDS and their homeless jester

>>150247732
>noncanon fanart
Post an official feat of Simon keeping his wife alive.

>>150247644
Why are you so mean to Odin's crows?

>>150247778
He did in an alt universe. Other than that there's Super Robot Wars. But he did keep his wife alive until the end, which you probably didn't watch

Hal, rape THIS FAGGOT >>150247753 and then generate me a cunny green doll

>>150247808
BHC will solve it

>Creator of a work has a character does something cool and doesn't really think about the implications of it
>Fans and vs debaters see the act and say that the character is now FTL or something else outlandish, even though nothing backs it up in universe and is debunked several times.

>>150247731
even if you find them always take into account windup time
a laser-like attack that has a highly obvious tell before it fires can be dodged by people who are nowhere near FTL, simply by moving out of the path during the windup period

it's a pretty common (often intentionally so) mistake battleboarders make, a character dodging a laser being with a 1 second high pitched noise before firing is no more FTL than I am supersonic speed for recoiling from some gangbanger aiming a gun at me and causing him to miss

>>150247835
>Big Hadron Collider

>>150247641
>>150247665
There are theaories that Cho was meant to be the Hulk in Rivals until they decided to go with Banner.

>>150247808
Uhh well you carry the 1 and then uhhh...

>>150247641
Couldn't they also just rip Immortal Hulk from Contest of Champion too? Also what about the Square Enix Bruce Banner

>>150247822
I didn't ask all of that. Post her alive and well in the last canon scenes of the original TTGL timeline and series.

SOCORRO SPAWN

>>150247808
Jet Jaguar defeated Ultima by injecting something inside of him. This how I will defeat Ultima by injecting something into her

>>150247927
Genuinely what would happen if you impregnate Ultima if Ultima was taking the form of a cute anime girl? Did IT see this coming? Can IT infinitely replay the sex in ITs mind?

FINE! I ADMIT IT! MY WIFE'S DEAD AND MY BLOODLINE ENDS WITH ME!

>>150247898
There is no such thing, but only because Simon wanted to.

>>150247959
Simon...

>>150247954
Yes and yes

>>150247959
Anonymous....

>>150247965
>Simon wanted the BVLLniverse to take his wife

I AM THE GOD OF...

>>150248008
/dbg/!!!!!

>>150247959
But that ain't a problem bc he can't just make that not be the case if he wants to.
>>150247991
>Strawman from someone that didn't watch TTGL.
>Talks as if the universe was alive, and if Simon wasn't going to meet her when he dies.

>>150247954
Hulk impregnating Ultima and Bruce Banner impregnating Mei Kamino

>>150248008
KEKs!

>>150248033
>Simon made sure Nia always admired Kamina with his Kamina impression
>Kamina is with Nia right now
Oh...

>>150247495 (OP)
Who the fuck is that Goku hair guy? Is this an assessment of the characters or the people they’re based on? Is the other guy even based on anyone?

>>150248081
It's not a Kamina impression, unless you're a retard.

>>150248081
so you finally WATCHED and now understand TTGL...

>>150248008
Scholars, Teachers, KINGS!!!!!!

>>150248111
Trips of TRVTH

>>150247855
Oh, there's Blinkbolt.
>From a low stance, the body is transformed into a bolt of lightning and charges straight ahead at fulgurous speed
The Tarnished can easily react dodge to the actual charge and not the wind up. Lightning is slower than light (~30% lightspeed), but it's still relativistic.

>>150248124
No.

>>150248134
Yes. Nia's getting the real deal now and Simon is happy for his big bro.

>>150248160
No, you're a fucking retard.

>>150248160
Yeah, you're a fucking scholar

>>150248181
Sound like you are if you don't get the moral of TTGL.

>>150248127
it has a windup that can be reacted to and is visually distinctive, you charge you lighting around your body and pull your sword backwards, that's the "from a low stance" part

it's basically lightspeed slash-lite, windup time that can be reacted to by non-relativistic characters and travels in a straight line so dodging the windup means dodging the attack itself since the Tarnished can't adjust trajectory mid-attack

DID SOMEONE SAY MY WAIFU LIGHTNING?!?!?!?!?

>W: This fight was certainly one of the closest, seeing as both Simon and kratos not only transcend time and dimensions, but are beyond platonic concepts and could even manipulate them too. This means the outcome should be a tie, right?
>B: But there is something to take into account: while Simon can produce an infinite amount of spiral energy, Kratos can use the Blade of Olympus to absorb it and empower himself... wait, shouldn't that give Kratos the win?
>W: Not really, the blade was never shown absorbing anything remotely similar to spiral energy, which can evolve and adapt to things like the manipulation of probabilities and the mathematics of reality just because Simon feels like it, and that's not even his greatest feat. Furthermore, while both Kratos and Simon transcend reality, they're not equal in height.
>B: Kratos, and by extension his weaponry, transcend regular time and space, that would make him fifth dimensional, maybe even sixth dimensional if you're generous.
>W: Simon on the other hand, has a brane cosmology, which makes him 11 dimensional, maybe even 12 dimensional if he did transcend the Anti-Spiral.
>B: That's twice the number of Kratos' dimensionality! And you already know how it goes.
>W: Indeed, with additional dimension being an infinity, Simon is 6 infinities more powerful than Kratos. And we all know that, with the evolving power of spiral energy, it was only a matter of time for Simon adapt and become immune against all the crazy magics that Kratos had in his arsenal using only his sheer power of will
>B: Kratos might've ragna-rocked at the start, but in the end, Simon came at the TOPPA.
>W: The winner is Simon.
>NEXT TIME: Ichigo vs Naruto (THE REMAKE).

>>150248199
I remember being able to dodge to the charge itself, which is why I bring it up.

If you guys ever write, please don't give your protagonists the same fates as Simon and Deku. We need cool protagonists again.

>>150248099
Seth, Powerscaler that groomed kids on discord or something

>>150248185
... from the school of sucking Kratos' dick.
>>150248196
Rewrite that sentence but make it understandable

>>150248206
I jerked off to Yuri/Rape Lightning Porn and Futa/Loli Wonder Woman Porn...

>>150248234
Simon was cool... well, until that FUCKING ending.
Anyways, Ryoma and Seiya exist.

>>150247753
How old does she look?

>>150247495 (OP)
So.
Seth was innocent all along eh

>>150248267
Ben... that all okay until you said loli. YOU LIVE IN TEXAS

>>150248267
Kratos...

>>150248219
the real question here is, is it better to scale up the entire world of elden ring to one dubious interpretation of a single attack
or is it more reasonable to assume blinkbolt is dodged by dodging the windup and/or the lightning bolt not traveling at typical lightning speed since it's magic lightning, and several other forms of slow magical lightning exist in universe, culminating in dragons managing to make weapons out of lightning

>>150248244
>Kratos out of NOWHERE
Anyway, the moral of TTGL is that after everything, no matter how much you suffer as an underdog, you still deserve to be cucked.

>>150248234
Sumimasen. Protagonist-kun notto allowed to be powerful, habu individuality and be happy. Need to lose everything

>>150248325
S-SHUT UP JUST BECAUSE I GOT KEKED BY A KRATOS SCHOLAR MEANS NOTHING. WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS!

>>150248267
I am HARD

>>150247495 (OP)
I can do one better

>>150248284
Face too small and eyes too big. Xitterfags told me that's still pedobait like Grox.

>>150248284
16 at least, probably 19.
>>150248325
No, it's not that. You're retarded.

>150248356
Texans... quick draw and shoot his balls off.

>>150248352
Coping Kyle lover.

>>150247495 (OP)
CWC. No doubt about it

>>150248235
What a loser. It takes a real loser to groom kids. Most groomers are just losers who pal around with kids because nobody their own age will put up with their shit.

>>150248385
You mean the fraud Simon needed to fight to feel less like a fraud himself?

>>150248356
Why did they make her make so…

>>150248402
No.

>>150248267
I know exactly which lightning one you're talking about

>>150248284
Looks ready to take my cock, that's for sure.

I jobbed...

>>150248432
DCsissy...

>>150248432
Miles...

>>150248284
Like a pure and chaste Princess.

>>150248432
Tom…

>>150248413
That's the only Kyle that was on Death Battle.

>>150248432
Goku...

>>150248472
Yeah.

GODDAMN
I FUCKING HATE WEAKLING

>>150248432
Asura...

>>150248403
Kratos... no
Be better

>>150248485
Do not hate, TEACH WEAKLING... be better

>>150247495 (OP)
I don't know who the guy on the right is but chris no diffs cause he cured the gay gene with his own blood

Goku has FOUR good movies
Superkek only has two

>>150248267
Please send it here. I'm so fucking HORNY

Anyways, what do you think of a Tracer vs Scout remake? (If it were to happen)

We need loli death battle

>>150248578
No one cares about OW or TF2 any more. So I don't care.

Superman has better...uhh... he has better... he won in death battle.

I am shit

>>150248574
You do not redeem the synerverse, saar?

>>150248590
No. Simon vs Madoka instead.

Anyways, what do you think of a Kratos vs Asura remake? (If it were to happen)

>>150248602
Goku...

>>150248284
>looked it up and it's a character from a rape and BDSM porn game where the female characters get raped and humiliated by monsters
Wow. Really classy

>>150248611
What would you change about it?

>>150248611
Either an insane mindbreak win for Kratos or Asura getting his salty runback? I'll shitpost and have fun. Ultimately they need AW2 for it to be considered which isn't happening

>>150248611
Hopefully they don't lowball Kratos to only 9 million universes

>>150248284
>looked it up and it's a character from a rape and BDSM porn game where the female characters get raped and humiliated by monsters
Wow. Really classy, but unironically.

>>150248284
She looks like a cute tomboy

>>150247495 (OP)
Got no doubt that thousands would fuse with Goku when he finally uses God Fusion to kill Superman.

>>150248654
why does this expression look bad? the fight wasn't stellar, but this bit made me lol

The next battles look really boring
What super popular characters haven't they used yet?
What battles would get a lot of attention?

>>150248720
The ones with characters popular around the world aside of just the US, really.

Capeshit and DragonBall are the ones with the most views.

>>150248709
Apparently the reason is that Kratos' model is more complex than some one like Asura's and the others, I don't know the details because I never animated with 3D shit but that's why apparently.

>>150248697
>Needing Fusion to fight Superman
I bet that God Fusion Gokek isn't even strong and its just fandomwank
Let's see Gokek fusing with everything in his verse vs Thought Robot. Wait, he would stil lose! Hahaha

How do yall feel on Megamind vs Gru?

>>150248770
Good but ultimately has no stakes. Kind of like Wil E and Tom, no one is going to take it too seriously and if the animation is good everything should be good

>>150248770
I wont like it if gru loses.

Thankfully thats unlikely since megamind has more consistent higher end feats and the shit sequel series has consistent FTL feats and more hax for megamind to use.

>>150248818
if gru wins*

>>150248590
Impossible now with Texas laws.
>>150248609
But Simon getting fraud checked by Madoka would be funny.

>>150248764
>Kratos... is more complex than... Asura
Life imitates art for once

>>150248847
>Simon getting fraud checked by Madoka
KEK. As if that was going to happen.

>>150248768
>actual pissing
Settle down goy.

Death battle and powerlevels aside, Kratos is a much better character than Asura and his games are also better

>>150248890
He TAUGHT us on how to ACCEPT our wives past.

>>150248611
It would be shit and a waste of time, even if Asura won. Nu-tos is just a brick wall that has nothing interesting in terms of making a good fight with Asura. I’d rather have Asura get bisected hundreds of times into pieces by someone like Beerus of DBS Broly and have an actual kino fight than have another “respectful death” with Nu-tos. It’s fucking Asura man, his fights are pure spectacles to enjoy, not a slog to watch through. Planets should be thrown around, moons should be shattered, it should take place in SPACE.

>>150248890
This is true but for the Greek games. I haven't touched Norse

>>150248818
>>150248845
Is it because Gru GAPED Megamind at the box office and made people think it was a poorer imitation, letting it fall under the radar for years and meaning the sequels would be bad because the money wasn't there when it first came out because of jobbing to Gru?

>>150248883
Mald, Knull.

>>150248946
knull vs madoka is a meme matchup for anime spite posters

>>150248954
Knull and Simon are a SAVORY SNACK for Madoka.

>>150248946
>>150248954
Another Simon victim.

>>150248999
...izer.

>>150248890
>guy with 5+ games vs guy with 1

Why is Knull vs Madoka even a meme?
Normally the battles follow a theme or there are some similarities between the characters
Wouldn't Devil Homura vs Knull make more sense?
Or why even anime
Someone lile Batkek or Barbatos would be his equivalent

>>150248986
Wrong! Madoka is Nia's replacement for Simon. He'll have children.
>>150249007
Retarded nigger does not know that ellipsis do not work after a full stop.

>>150249010
>1
KEK
ASURA IS SUCH A FLOP
A WEAK FLOP CHARACTER WHO LOST

>>150248768
Superman WINS

>>150249018
Madoka knull is just a fight people ON THESE THREADS ALONE talk about and its just to say about how erect they get at seeing some evil guy tear a young girl apart

>>150249047
And always will win
But let Dragonkeks cope

>>150249030
...coped Simon as Madoka wiped his Kamina imitating face off of all realities.

>>150249047
>Wins
if you call fanfiction battles that gave him feats he only could do against weakened foes or amped into higher dimensions beforehand ... then sure.

>>150249010
More games don't necessarily mean quality. I'm pretty sure something like AW mogs stuff like games whose sequels are a 1 to 1 copy to the last one

>>150249018
It's just a joke about Anime Girl vs Goo Spider-Man fights happening twice.

>>150249071
Wrong, Madoka is Simon's new wife, willing or not.
Also, retarded nigger does not know that ellipsis do not work after a full stop. The sequel.

>>150249078
CANON Battle is CANON

>>150249097
Why doesn't Superman do this to Darkseid and other dangerous villains and let thousands/millions die many times in the history of comics?

>>150249117
>Simon is so pathetic that he's trying to rape a child before she neg diffs him and his entire verse

>>150249149
He is a better man

>>150249149
i mean supes nuked the planet in gvs1 which causes a dc universe to implode in canon so you tell me if evem they know sueps was meant to be a "hero"

>>150249097
Damn... Superman was TEACHING Goku before it was cool to do...

What would Simon's death animation be when Madoka murders him? Would he cry or accept it?

>>150249089
>More games don't necessarily mean quality
This is true but generally if something gets more content, it has more time to develop its characters better than something that has less content. Asura got an 8 hour at most game to say what it needed to say. Kratos got like 8 games and other extra stuff to develop his character. It’s not exactly a standard comparison.

>>150249150
>Simon doesn't rape her, he just form a romantic relationship with Madoka and eventually marries her, and has the most powerful of childer. Oh, and she wasn't even capable of beating Boota in a fight, much less the entire verse.

>>150249149
He doesn't like to kill, but he can totally do the 'instant lobotamy' trick.
Darkseid's biology might be weird to prevent something like that.

>>150249215
None, that shit wouldn't happen.

>>150249227
...in PEDOmon's grooming fantasies before Madoka STOMPS him.

>>150249256
Wrong.
Also, retarded nigger does not know that ellipsis do not work after a full stop. The third.

What is one series that you wish that had more attention to it? Not even for DB, but in powerscaling in general.

>>150249149
You kill a killer... The number of killers remains the same...
>>150249245
The Atom and Green Arrow once killed Darkseid via lobotomy. In Grant "powerscalers wet dream" Morrison's JLA

>Simonfag is so scared of Madoka that he's trying to make love, not war and turn his hero into a pedo to save his life
Kekaroo

>>150249287
Shin Megami Tensei

>>150249287
Warframe

>>150249261
BlueArchive rapes

>>150249303
>First he complains of rape.
>Then complains of not rape.
>Also says erroneous bullshit like the retarded nigger he is.
Kekaroo

>>150249287
Not really a series but I'm curious how the many Isekaislop characters would rank
I kinda interested in seeing powelevel shitposting about rankings, charts, comparisons, tiers etc but not many are interested

>>150249217
True, I would say you are wrong about a long running series developing characters but all the example I can think of right now are kid games

>>150249316
I want to be raped by Blue Archive characters

>>150249287
Artix Entertainment's stuff, purely because of nostalgia.
>>150249346
There are a few isekai characters who get brought up a lot, namely Ainz, Rimuru, and Cid. I think there is also that Instant Death guy who is used as an example of a super OP character.

>>150247495 (OP)
Depends. If Chris-chan is allowed to summon Sonichu etc. to fight for him he has this in the bag, but if he has to fight by himself he loses

"ELLIPSIS DO NOT WORK AFTER A FULL STOP ELLIPSIS DO NOT WORK AFTER A FULL STOP ELLIPSIS DO NOT WORK AFTER A FULL STOP" cried Simon before Madoka EFFORTLESSLY killed him in one punch. "I thought you were... I thought... I thought you were stronger" Madoka says in disbelief while looking at the bloody and unrecognizable mess that is Simon's body.

>>150249261
I hope 40k wins this, but the moeshit on the left is probably gigaversal or something fucking gay

>>150249360
>Texas Hal
The moment he walks in the state, he's getting GAPED by TX SB20 scaling.

>>150249328
Children can't consent.

>>150249385
You are a retarded nigger that's factually wrong.

>>150249418
Simon can make her +18 with spiral energy.

>>150249423
It's real. Wiz and Boomstick are my uncles and let me see the script early. Sorry to break it to you like this, Simonbro, but it's planned to be the shortest Death Battle in history and Simon breaks Infinite's fastest death record.

>>150249261
WH40K should win in theory, but the entire verse is full of jobbers so Blue Archive has this in the /bag/

Wake me when Supertrash inspires and makes this many people feel actual hope

>>150249438
Simon would be good friends with Hal.

>>150249461
>Did not deny the fact that he is a retard and a nigger.
>Now it's too late to deny it.
>retarded niggers tend to say factually wrong bullshit they make up.
Kek.
So wiz and boomstick are your uncles? no wonder you are such a faggot.

>>150249499
No, because he ain't a pedophile.

>>150249498
This is cringe
Superman is punk rock, that is based

>>150249498
Why get angry over shitposts

>>150249518
Don't cry, Simonbro. They told me the animation on Simon's guts will be hyperrealistic and beautiful. They are doing our guy justice.

>>150249535
And neither was Hal when he was with Arisia because she got aged up like Madoka will be.

>>150249555
Still saying factually wrong bullshit I see. Nothing more can be expected from a retard nigger.

>>150249555
NTA but I'm crying, DA is animating it's over

>>150249607
It's the truth.

>>150249652
No.

>>150249663
Yes.

>>150249671
No.

>>150249678
I'm sorry for putting you through grief like this. You will get over it when the battle comes out.

I love Godzilla man. He's my hero since I was a kid. Anyone else here who feel the same way?

0-4 soon

>>150249696
I'm sorry you still haven't been killed. But no biggie, I know you're lying.

>>150249552
>>150249554
Goku is the true hope hero.

>TTGL melty
what is it this time

>>150249720
I knew you would take the truth this harshly. I guess you don't want to hear that Simon was also upscaled to be the strongest character in all Japanese media except Madoka Magica.

>>150249759
People also cheered when Goku turned SS and Vegito showed up.

Surprised they added a bit from the Bardock special at the start of the frieza saga section

>>150249774
Knull is just a spite match against madoka, no anime itself.

>>150249774
Madoka is 5D at best, literally less than an ant for Simon. But you probably already knew that since you're just trolling and lying like the retarded nigger you are.

>>150249759
It was mentioned that Death Battle lied about Kyle being the strongest in DC because he's not even the strongest lantern. A Simonfag didn't like that and started mass replying while getting laughed at and enduring his hero being called a fraud. Jokes about Simon not saving his wife were also brought up a lot.

>>150249808
Madoka can be wanked way higher with the Magia Record gacha having a tetrahedron representing the universe infinitelly expanding in what is interpreted to be dimensions.

Also Simon cant really touch Madoka physically, She is conceptual.

>>150249796
>>150249808
And she's still beating Knull and Simon. What a BEAST.

>>150247495 (OP)
Seth loses since he admitted to actually getting a kids nudes on a livestream and acted like he won the debate by admitting it.

>>150249831
Simon killed Anti-Spiral with his bare hands, who also was a concept, and even more powerful than madoka. kek.
>>150249847
Wrong.
>>150249825
I'm ragebaiting or whatever it's called now

>>150249871
Don't cry. Like Simon, you have to accept loss like in a fight against Madoka sometimes.

Madoka would KILL Hal Jordan to protect his underage victims

>>150247495 (OP)
Do you REALLY think 100 of you could defeat me?

>>150249888
Such a thing will never happen, retarded liar. You don't even have arguments.

>>150249895
>kills Knull
>kills Simon
>kills Hal
BEASTdoka

>>150249907
>Kills Knull.
>Kills hal.
>Conquers Madoka, marries her and has children with her.
SiGOD the digger OF VERSES

Madoka vs Knull will never happen because its just a meme spite match only talked about in these threads.

>>150249932
...in PEDOmon's headcanon before Madoka just walking by causes his head to explode.
>>150249938
Madoka vs. Simon will redeem that fact.

>>150249950
Retarded nigger does not know that ellipsis do not work after a full stop. Yet again.

>>150249938
Knull's mere CREATIONS like Venom are capable of GAPING and RAPING Superman. Meanwhile Madokami's Magical Girls JOB and get EATEN by Witches

Knull nodiffs Madokami

>ELLIPSIS DO NOT WORK AFTER A FULL STOP
Simon's final words...

SHARTbatosbro... he is forgotten

>>150249969
... Nah, kidding, Simon had children with Madoka, The End.

Why do little girls STOMP Simon anyway?

>>150249995
They don't.

>>150249994
...in Simon's headcanon before Madoka kills him and he arrives in heaven only to witness Kamina sticking his tongue down Nia's throat while he's behind a bush shaped cloud. The REAL End.

>powerscalingCHAD on xitter obliterated a shipkek so hard the ship got nuked out of orbit
>Said shipkek went on a full on melty and is a 23 year old with no job
KWAB

>>150250019
JJK I'm assuming?

>>150249995
Pedophiles run this world

>>150250019
We need more context. What exactly happened?

>>150250018
Retarded nigger does not know that ellipsis do not work after a full stop. Fifth part.

Ellipsis do not work after a full stop is what PEDOmon babbles while begging Madoka for mercy for trying to molest her. She shows him none.

>>150250019
I want to know

>>150250019
Powerscaling son wins again. Shipping daughter is 0-3 at this point.

>>150250063
>Madoka's wet dream is to have impregnating sex with Simon.
Kek. Simon wins even in the mind of the retards, the niggers, and the retarded niggers.

>>150248284
Like she's old enough to fight orcs

ENOUGH.
E-FUCKING-NOUGH.
ENTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THE BATMAN WHO LAUGHS
THE BATCHAD WHO CHADS
CHAD CHADCHAD CHAD CHAD

...the Jonesy victim

You are employed, correct?

>>150250030
Yep
>>150250039
Nobamaki shipper is salty because Yuta and Maki drom JJK became official had kids and grand children idk what she tweeted probably something about Yuta and Maki being a toxic ship because misogyny and a Tienfag commented this

>>150250119
I work as a firefighter, yes.

>>150250119
I make 200k in my house as a defense contractor

>>150250096
Madoka wouldn't have a wet dream about that pathetic Kamina imitator. Even looking at Simon made her dry as a desert and that's why she killed him. Him trying to groom Madoka is also another sad attempt at imitating Kamina who liked them young too.

>>150250116
That's unfair, we all know GODsy is THE STRONGEST

>>150250123
>Tienfag
You mean below door level Tien, can't break through steel Tien? Damn, that's pretty cool.

>>150250135
Lying again I see.

>>150250123
Kek. That's brutal. I prefer Nobara x Yuji.

>>150250155
It's true. Sorry Simonbro.

>>150250153
Kek. That's brutal. I prefer Tien x Yamcha.

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150250153
That DOOR was OUTERVERSAL

>>150250173
Tumblrcha poster... welcome back.

>>150250172
Indeed, it's true that Simon married Madoka

You are a WEAKLING no longer...

>>150250189
...in his coomer headcanon as he jerked himself off furiously to Madoka before she killed him for being a gross creep.
>>150250192
Madoka to Simon...

>>150250180
Sonic no matter how much he copies from Mario or Dragon Ball, will mever be neither.

Just remember

>>150250204
Ok yeah I didn't put a full stop I deserve that.
>>150250192
Simon to Kratos, Knull and Hal.

>>150250205
I don't even care about the IESLB in this. It's true. Being a Sonicfag hurts.

>>150250219
Godzilla love big moth ass.

>>150250219
Kratos 1% lowballed can destroy 9 million universes

>>150250226
Yessir

https://youtu.be/CmHMtHSh7Lw?si=tUrD4VU8h1b47he5
TIME TO GO 3-0!!!

I'm Simon the homeless bum
I let my wife die because I'm dumb
I have no kids because she never let me cum
Compared to Madoka, I'm just a crumb

>>150250123
>yurinigger is a jobless loser that gets BTFO'd by a powerscaling CHAD that probably has a six figure job and an IQ of 160.
What's the issue? Just nature running its course

>>150250262
Not so fast, Stark... Doom will have the God-Emperor of Mankind first.

>>150250219
I FORGOT

>>150250262
I wouldnt mind Iron Man vs Eggman for the 3-0 and the 0-3

>>150250272
Madocrap fans writing with the maximum powers of their half of a braincell.

>>150250307
How much did they lowball him to make him beating their lowballed Batman not a stomp? He might job to Eggman.

>>150250336
Stay mad

>>150250345
they gave him his entire armory and two multiversal suits

>>150250294
Imagine sitting on Superman's chest

>>150250361
Damn, they wanted Batman dead. Ben can't hate any character more than Bruce.

>>150250378
I saw an h and was about to say Gokubro btw...

Soon.....

>>150250359
Not mad, quit projecting.

>>150250119
Fuck no. I've never had a job in my life. I live with my parents in their basement unironically.

>>150250293
Doom was an IronCHAD.

>>150250345
>equated their tenacity, prep and intellects
>Batsuit is wet toilet paper compared to the weakest Iron Man armor
>Hellbat scaling overpowered by Godbuster scaling
>between Godbuster and his army of armors, Tony could stall and sneak nano-armors into Batman's body, phase through him with ghost tech, drain the Hellbat's power, or just hack his suit

>>150250425
Then why did you respond?

>>150250399
He will job to MarkGOD

>>150250441
Supermanbro....

>>150250486
Gohan winning with a walking one handed Kamehame while Mark tries to push it back while slowly being desintegrated would be so hype

>>150250486
....in my delusional Kirkman NTR fantasies.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Which fictional race is the cuckiest of them all?

>>150250484
Because I wanted to.

>>150250521
Humans.

>>150250486
Gohan losing with a walking one handed kamehameha while Mark no-sells it while slowly walking towards him ready to punch through his chest would be so hype.

>>150250486
this

>>150250486
Gohan walking with a one handed Kamehameha while Mark no-sells it but then trips over a pebble and they kiss accidentally with an x-ray of their tongues rubbing together would be so hype

>>150250535
MY favorite fictional race. Would be so cool if humans existed

>posting the edit
BOOOOOMMMM!!!

>>150250565
Gohan... That was William... And he took you to high-diff...

>>150250565
Aryan fact
>>150250547
Jewish revisionist history

>>150250547
Canon
>>150250565
Fanon

>>150250565
Kek.

>Dragonballkeks coping again
kEK
Invincible, sonicc and Superman trigger them hard

>IESLB
Done.

>>150250565
>Black hair in the next panel still
DragonKWABS can truly do nothing right

>>150250565
K,b,c.
>>150250616
CHADhan powered down after nuking SHITvincible.

>>150250547
Judean fact
>>150250565
Nazi revisionist history

>>150250616
>So low iq he cannot comprehend Gohan powering down
SHITvincible KEKS really are the lowest of the low.

Uub > Gohan

>>150250616
Gohan exhausted his Ki fighting William and can only sit there in powered down agonized anticipation as Mark kills him in a split planck isntant

>>150250582
The first. An undisputable fact. Spawned forth a golden age.
>>150250624
The shitty copy. Spawned by an Indian.

>>150250622
>>150250629
>DragonRETARDS walk right into the bait
>They don't see that the super saiyan yellow aura spray paint edits are still there
Yup, it's a day that ends in Y alright.

>>150250565
CANONAROOOOOOOO!!!

>>150250547
Fake and gay
>>150250565
Real and straight
>>150250616
It's an entire redraw, so it's intentional. He's powering down like they do after fights.

>Pisses off Superfags
>Pisses off Z-tards
For that alone, Mark is the GOAT

>>150250648
He jobs to Frieza and Cell.

>>150250642
>Inane babble that doesn't represent reality
I cachinnate

>>150250642
It's like picking on invalids. Why are z tards so stupid? It's not fun anymore to run circles around them intellectually

>>150250642
Noticed how it's more scattered? That's because it's dissipating.

Dragonballkek fraudchecking is the best

FUARKKKKKKKKKK!!! It was a close fight.

>Has to confirm his victory to himself bt RTHing
You're an insecure faggot. I have already won.

Yup, I am thinking the CHAD force won!!

Gohankeks are ASKING to be raped and fraudchecked
Kek
Better fight Boruto for a pity win

WATCH OUT!

>>150247495 (OP)
>Classic Chris
Mogs him to oblivion. One Curse ye Hameha is enough, maybe too much.

>>150250692
>GORILLION times slower than 500K PL SHITdock
CHADhan GAPES him!!!

>>150250702
HOW!?

>>150250702
Don't get ahead of yourself. Death Battle lowballed Omni-Man and wanked Bardock. I've spoken to Kirkman about it and he's gotten in touch with Death Battle already. And from what he told me?
Let's just say, you don't want this.

>outdated battle
>Base and SS2 are the same speed
MarkBROWNS......

>>150250715
I've had z-tards tell me this is wrong for eight decades now.
Not one reason as to why.

You dont see Pekora playing the imbecible game, instead she plays Gohan's game

this speaks on which character is not only stronger but most memorable

Weakest Marl >>>>>>>> Beast KEKhan

>>150250716
>half-gook twink
>OBESEirkman
Post SHITvincible having a cultural impact.

>>150250721
Huh?

>>150250715
>SS1 is slower than Base
KEKAROOO! Death Battle isn't to be trusted.
>>150250716
>SS Bardock has a power level 50x higher than that required to destroy a planet
Nah Bardock washes him.

>/dbs/PICS acting up again
3-0 lol

Now it's my turn.

HULK SMASH!!!

Stand proud Mark. You were strong.

>I
>DEFY
>ALL THE CROOKED LITTLE SMILES OF THEM
>I
>DEFY
>THE BEADY LITTLE EYES OF THEM
>EXECUTION OF A USELESS PLAN
>EXECUTION OF A USELESS SAIYAN