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Death Battle
Why is Goku vs Superman so ICONIC and ENDURING?
Anonymous No.150288335 [Report] >>150288367
Our HEROES!!!
Anonymous No.150288336 [Report]
>>150288329 (OP)
Reimu FAILED to protect the last thread, fraud confirmed.
Anonymous No.150288340 [Report]
Hi
Anonymous No.150288352 [Report]
OH NO!
HE COULDN'T GO
3 - 0
LOL
LMAO
Anonymous No.150288367 [Report]
>>150288335
Yup.
Anonymous No.150288430 [Report]
KINGSTAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous No.150288444 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DOv0-2yyfE
Anonymous No.150288453 [Report] >>150288676 >>150288983
Godzilla is number 1. If Godzilla did get a Dragonball Z parody, who should be his Vegeta? Gigan or Monster X?
Anonymous No.150288460 [Report]
FAIRY BLUE
Anonymous No.150288479 [Report] >>150288513
Good morning niggers
Anonymous No.150288490 [Report] >>150288719
Imagine jobbing
Anonymous No.150288513 [Report]
>>150288479
We will NOT be using THAT word in these halls! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
Anonymous No.150288521 [Report] >>150288960
Behave.
Or else...
Anonymous No.150288672 [Report]
Gentlemen...
Anonymous No.150288676 [Report]
>>150288453
Kiryu.
Anonymous No.150288692 [Report]
>>150288329 (OP)
Because it's fun seeing Gokufags seething.
Anonymous No.150288702 [Report] >>150288719
>it's another DB thread
just rangeban the IPs of anyone who makes these fucking things, god.
Anonymous No.150288719 [Report] >>150288742
>>150288490
Don't need to, this FRAUD does it on a daily
>>150288702
Anonymous No.150288742 [Report]
>>150288719
Anonymous No.150288749 [Report]
Not only are they going to say that the silver eyes work on black blood, but in the fight they're going to be far more effective than any time we've ever seen Ruby use them in the actual show.
Anonymous No.150288769 [Report] >>150288782 >>150288874
Shin Ultraman is literally free on YouTube right now. You faggots have no excuse on not knowing anything about Ultraman anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB3dc_mnw6g
Anonymous No.150288782 [Report]
>>150288769
ultraman looks like a weird creepy freak i'm not watching that stuff
Anonymous No.150288874 [Report] >>150288899
>>150288769
>Anno

Yeah, after GQuuuuuuX, I'm much safer to watch the originals
Anonymous No.150288881 [Report] >>150288887
You're allowed to stay on /co/ without further deletions under the condition that Kratos must win King of /v/ this year
Anonymous No.150288887 [Report]
>>150288881
>Conditions

We know what we must do. /co/rren Lagann, Spin On. We have to make KINGtos the winner.
Anonymous No.150288899 [Report]
>>150288874
1. What a retarded ass name
2. Trust me, Shin Ultraman is much better than the other two Shin movies he made.
Anonymous No.150288938 [Report]
>>150288329 (OP)
Goku wine because God> Mortals
Anonymous No.150288941 [Report] >>150288951 >>150288990 >>150289018 >>150289074 >>150290062 >>150290097 >>150290302
>>150288329 (OP)
>East vs West
>GODnga vs GODmics
>GODnime vs GODartoons
>the icon of GODnen vs the icon of CHADperheroes
>hard work vs talent
>both having an influence on each other
https://youtu.be/oK2SE7LKmS4?si=HEAXNbMDUurhBhyg
I don't know if there are any Superbros in this thread, but I do hope Dragon Ball continues so that we get more matches in the future. There is no waiting period like Goku vs Superman waiting period.
Anonymous No.150288944 [Report] >>150288976
>>150288329 (OP)
They're very similar in concept, both being aliens who fell to earth, discovered they were enormously powerful, and became heroes who saved the universe many times over by punching the bad guys.
Differences are that Goku just wants to have a good tumble and Superman is a genuinely good person, Goku has to train and transform to raise his powerlevel while Superman's strength is exactly as strong as he needs to be to do whatever the writer needs him to do today.
Anonymous No.150288951 [Report]
>>150288941
Based Gokubro.
Anonymous No.150288960 [Report] >>150288966
>>150288521
...I wil job horribly in front of eveeyone again.
Anonymous No.150288966 [Report] >>150288987
>>150288960
Reimu can literally just not turn off Fantasy Heaven.
Anonymous No.150288976 [Report] >>150289107
>>150288944
but superman gets several powerups too
Anonymous No.150288983 [Report]
>>150288453
Mothra
Anonymous No.150288987 [Report]
>>150288966
>reimu can just keep hiding like a bitch
Yeah, so?
Anonymous No.150288990 [Report]
>>150288941
TRVTH NUKE!!
Anonymous No.150289018 [Report]
>>150288941
Anonymous No.150289032 [Report] >>150290407
Anonymous No.150289035 [Report] >>150289039 >>150289061 >>150289096
We need to support RUBY in ms. /co/
Anonymous No.150289039 [Report]
>>150289035
Ruby is a boy from Pokemon though?
Anonymous No.150289061 [Report]
>>150289035
Nah.
Anonymous No.150289074 [Report] >>150289117
>>150288941
Nobody gives a shit about SHITku and SHITperman. Invincible is the real deal now.
Anonymous No.150289077 [Report] >>150289099
Anonymous No.150289096 [Report] >>150289119
>>150289035
/dbg/ is LGBT+ friendly space and we here refuse to support homophobes like Ruby
Anonymous No.150289099 [Report] >>150289220
>>150289077
All the "deaths" in modern Death Battle are so tame and boring. They need to be either funny or brutal. The animation/direction aren't even clear sometimes, people not knowing which attack ended it or who won.
Anonymous No.150289103 [Report] >>150290688
Ultraman (the giant) can defeat Superman. Since DB said that Superman can always win because of his ability to write the narrative for him to always win, Ultraman have the ability to neglect plot manipulation and that would put Superman at a disadvantage. He's even immune to be erase at a conceptual level.

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ultra_Physiology
Anonymous No.150289107 [Report]
>>150288976
Sometimes, but not regularly. Usually it's more that he gets crippled by kryptonite, red sun radiation, or magic bullshit, then he stops doing that and wins.
Anonymous No.150289117 [Report]
>>150289074
This is true
Anonymous No.150289119 [Report] >>150289140 >>150289149
>>150289096
Ruby is only homophobic because she was denied her rightful pussy.
Anonymous No.150289120 [Report] >>150289123 >>150289124
Which man is most ultra?
Anonymous No.150289123 [Report]
>>150289120
Definitely urutoraman.
Anonymous No.150289124 [Report]
>>150289120
Both are shit.
Anonymous No.150289139 [Report]
Superior Spider-Man vs Owlman when?
Anonymous No.150289140 [Report] >>150289153
>>150289119
She must become a better man.
Anonymous No.150289141 [Report] >>150289154 >>150289337
You are too weak.
Anonymous No.150289144 [Report] >>150289152
>Jin W00
Anonymous No.150289149 [Report] >>150289161
>>150289119
>lost her female love interest to her male love interest
>her only remaining love interest is literal pedophile in kid's body
What level of cucking is this
Anonymous No.150289152 [Report]
>>150289144
>...'s victim, Goku, who has to hide behind other characters to win
Anonymous No.150289153 [Report]
>>150289140
>She
>Better man
So futa Ruby pinning her beloved down and cumming inside her until she stops resisting
Anonymous No.150289154 [Report] >>150289164
>>150289141
Stop dodging your MASTER
Anonymous No.150289157 [Report]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ZRiMcdGhqE&pp=ygUDMTBz
Anonymous No.150289161 [Report] >>150289261
>>150289149
You forgot to add that this only happened because of VA being deranged and a certain subgroup of fans having no lives
Anonymous No.150289164 [Report]
>>150289154
This guy should fight Shadow the Hedgehog
Anonymous No.150289203 [Report] >>150289269
How do you think the fight will start?
Anonymous No.150289220 [Report]
>>150289099
ChiefSlayer?
Anonymous No.150289245 [Report] >>150289260
>>150288329 (OP)
If your "hero" has never been featured as a playable character in a fighting game THEN HE IS NO WARRIOR
Anonymous No.150289260 [Report]
>>150289245
Do unofficial games count?
Anonymous No.150289261 [Report]
>>150289161
Wait what
Anonymous No.150289269 [Report] >>150289340
>>150289203
Misunderstanding.
Maka will assume Ruby is a witch and attack (even though EoS Maka doesn't attack Witches on sight).
Anonymous No.150289306 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4rGq9kyeM0

OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.150289331 [Report]
Superman? UNDERSTANDS Hulk is a sad angry being and doesn't hurt him and instead tires him out like a true HERO
Anonymous No.150289337 [Report] >>150289376
>>150289141
Weak? No, I AAAAAAAMMMMMMMM... atomic.
Anonymous No.150289340 [Report]
>>150289269
>even though EoS Maka doesn't attack Witches on sight)
She should, theyre demonic and itd demonstrate her love if god.
Anonymous No.150289346 [Report]
This is the necessary learning material for /dbg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T77URCcV1SA
Anonymous No.150289355 [Report] >>150289378 >>150289382 >>150289466
I love Maka
Anonymous No.150289376 [Report] >>150289385 >>150289444 >>150289451 >>150289602
>>150289337
>Has an entire arc where he progressively buttfucks the politics of a country by accident whilst LARPing in a tournament with it all coming together by complete accident
>fodderizes everyone in the city and stops short of nuking it just to say "jk lol"
Isekaibros, this is your hero?
https://youtu.be/-WDbeLlsL28
Anonymous No.150289377 [Report] >>150289380 >>150289954
>Conceptual Manipulation
>Plot Manipulation
>Information Manipulation (Type 2)
>Causality Manipulation
>Fate Manipulation
>Probability Manipulation
>Space-Time Manipulation
>Existence and Nonexistence Erasure
>Reality Warping

WHO HAS THIS?
Anonymous No.150289378 [Report]
>>150289355
Based
Anonymous No.150289380 [Report]
>>150289377
ME

KYLE
Anonymous No.150289382 [Report]
>>150289355
Spirit...
Anonymous No.150289385 [Report]
>>150289376
PSYCHOd DERANGEDnou...
Anonymous No.150289422 [Report] >>150289439
You faggots are mentally ill
Anonymous No.150289429 [Report]
You straights are mentally well.
Anonymous No.150289437 [Report] >>150289440
I honestly hope all of you Deathbattlespics get tortured slowly in horrific, agonizing pain until death. All of you are subhuman cockroaches that should be genocided.
Anonymous No.150289438 [Report] >>150289456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4md7OOA_QN8
Um.....Hulkbros???
Anonymous No.150289439 [Report]
>>150289422
Your daily Spider-Man bad thread is two blocks down, fella.
Anonymous No.150289440 [Report]
>>150289437
Post yourself destroying a platonic concept
Anonymous No.150289444 [Report]
>>150289376
Cid is very respectable for Isekai protagonist since he never got any cheats and became the big cheese purely through hard work and sheer autism
Anonymous No.150289448 [Report] >>150289455 >>150289477
Dead franchise
Dead topics
Dead threads
Ban these threads already. These retard losers need to fuck off.
Anonymous No.150289451 [Report] >>150289512
>>150289376
Slime is even more deranged and overpowered.
Anonymous No.150289455 [Report]
>>150289448
But enough of /dbs/
Anonymous No.150289456 [Report] >>150289473 >>150289474 >>150289494
>>150289438
Anonymous No.150289466 [Report]
>>150289355
Sending good vibes her way?
Anonymous No.150289468 [Report] >>150289472 >>150289482
>east vs west
>/dbg/
>ms./mr. co
THIS IS A BATTLE BOARD
Anonymous No.150289472 [Report]
>>150289468
We are ENSURING, and BATTLING that our QUEEN, QUEENby, will WIN.
Anonymous No.150289473 [Report]
>>150289456
Jesus Christ and I thought /dbg/ is supposed to be completely unhinged.
Anonymous No.150289474 [Report]
>>150289456
Honestly, the video actually BTFOs every single one of Death Battle's statements. The only gripe I have with it is he said "Ultima is not his strongest version. There are other Godzillas that step on him like a bug." Such as? He didn't really name any and just didn't prove it.
Anonymous No.150289477 [Report] >>150289479
>>150289448
But enough about you’re favorite series
Anonymous No.150289479 [Report]
>>150289477
Wonder Woman bros....
Anonymous No.150289482 [Report] >>150289493
>>150289468
Did Queen Tyrhanee ever win ms /co/?
Anonymous No.150289491 [Report] >>150289499
>you're
You MINDBROKEN little moeshitting DIRTkuBROWNS. You're fucking BROWN. BROWN like the DIRT, BROWN like my SHIT. BROWN. You're all fucking BROWN TardkuBROWNS.
>b-b-but m-muh Shitr-
SHUT the FUCK up, obsessed WHORE.
>f-f-fuck off, w-warde-
WARDENWARDENWARDEN, yeah, SCREAM about PAPI WARDY CHADDY GODDY, we all know how much you can't LIVE without his presence, MOESHITTING BITCHES.
>NOOOOOO M-MUH DRAW-
DrawBROWN. You're fucking BROWN. Your skin is BROWN, you fucking TARDKUMEXICAN. You fucking BROWNO CLOWNO FUCKO SPICO TACO LOBO LOCO NEGRO FAGGO HACKO BITCHO. You are FUCKING BROWN.
>u-uh n-n-n-n-no u
MEXIku little BROWNO SHITTO BITCH. BROWN. FUCKING BROWN. YOUR SKIN IS FUCKING BROWN. Now STAY in /trash/, you BROWN FUCKING SHITS.
>h-hehe s-s-s-seethi-
YOU ARE FUCKING BROWN.
Anonymous No.150289493 [Report] >>150289507
>>150289482
She didn't make it to round 2 this year
Anonymous No.150289494 [Report] >>150289509
>>150289456
When did DB do that? Is that guy retarded?
Anonymous No.150289499 [Report]
>>150289491
SHITren...your new form here is Kratos
Anonymous No.150289507 [Report]
>>150289493
God fucking damn it. My poor beloved queen...
Anonymous No.150289509 [Report]
>>150289494
The video is insane, he goes on a tirade about how the "holy shit, someone actually drew this?" line for the Banner baby slap panel is them saying child abuse is worse than Hiroshima and treating Godzilla as a joke.
Anonymous No.150289511 [Report]
>I never miss!
Anonymous No.150289512 [Report] >>150289544 >>150289635
>>150289451
>Virgin slime needs to leech OP dragon for feats
>CHADow becomes god purely by his own effort
Rimuru is WEAK and FRAUD
Anonymous No.150289518 [Report] >>150289525
>4chan
>reddit
>twitter
>powerscale wiki
>comicvine
>deviantart
HOLY FUARK
When did these halls get so crowded?
Anonymous No.150289522 [Report]
>THEY SEE YOU AS SMALL AND HELPLESS
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Anonymous No.150289523 [Report] >>150290183
You MINDBROKEN little moeshitting DIRTkuBROWNS. You're fucking BROWN. BROWN like the DIRT, BROWN like my SHIT. BROWN. You're all fucking BROWN TardkuBROWNS.
>b-b-but m-muh Shitr-
SHUT the FUCK up, obsessed WHORE.
>f-f-fuck off, w-warde-
WARDENWARDENWARDEN, yeah, SCREAM about PAPI WARDY CHADDY GODDY, we all know how much you can't LIVE without his presence, MOESHITTING BITCHES.
>NOOOOOO M-MUH DRAW-
DrawBROWN. You're fucking BROWN. Your skin is BROWN, you fucking TARDKUMEXICAN. You fucking BROWNO CLOWNO FUCKO SPICO TACO LOBO LOCO NEGRO FAGGO HACKO BITCHO. You are FUCKING BROWN.
>u-uh n-n-n-n-no u
MEXIku little BROWNO SHITTO BITCH. BROWN. FUCKING BROWN. YOUR SKIN IS FUCKING BROWN. Now STAY in /trash/, you BROWN FUCKING SHITS.
>h-hehe s-s-s-s-seethi-
YOU ARE FUCKING BROWN.
Anonymous No.150289525 [Report]
>>150289518
Aren't these threads at their peak unironically the most active threads on 4chan after /vg/ stuff?
Anonymous No.150289541 [Report]
Kratos isn't the thread warden. He's the thread TEACHER.
Anonymous No.150289544 [Report] >>150289635
>>150289512
Slime is an ascended fraud, he's leeching off of cheat skills that work on their own these days. And he still didn't bang that oni girl btw
Anonymous No.150289559 [Report] >>150290075
ENTER!
Anonymous No.150289560 [Report] >>150289562
Men FEAR him.
Women LOVE him.
The Kai want to BE him.
The Angels WORSHIP him.

His NAME is UUB.
Anonymous No.150289562 [Report] >>150289568
>>150289560
...'s TEACHER CHADku!
Anonymous No.150289566 [Report] >>150289670 >>150289694
Ryu Hayabusa? Fraud.
Joe Musashi? Fraud.
Every Naruto character? Fraud. (Except for Naruto himself and Hinata who are gigafrauds).
Ninjas are simply fraudulent by their very nature.
Anonymous No.150289568 [Report]
>>150289562
...'s son with the highest potential, our LORD, GODten!
Anonymous No.150289569 [Report] >>150289591 >>150289613 >>150289633
...
Anonymous No.150289591 [Report]
>>150289569
KWABtos.....
Anonymous No.150289595 [Report] >>150290429
*Surpasses infinity*
Anonymous No.150289602 [Report] >>150289650
>>150289376
>Screws over the entire economy by introducing fiat currency and then wrecking public trust by creating a bunch of counterfeits, which would have screwed over his own organization
>Did this just to get rich
>Somehow accidentally seduces the fox whore
We love AUTISTd PSYCHOnou around these parts.
Anonymous No.150289613 [Report]
>>150289569
Jiren is a poor man's Kratos, yes
Anonymous No.150289617 [Report] >>150289671
>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng
>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...
>*dies*
Anonymous No.150289633 [Report]
>>150289569
Jiren is a better man's Kratos, yes
Anonymous No.150289635 [Report]
>>150289544
>>150289512
>Cid batmans his way through life IRL, saw a nuke on TV once and devoted his life to accruing power and BTFOing criminals, his isekai circumstance literally just let him grind magic ontop of everything else, but above all he's autistically focused on showing up as an out of context problem as a LARP, accrues a harem by LARPing that he NO WAY FAGs cause of his autism whilst accidentally turning them on even more, while pretending to be a random useless civillian, also he is fucking funny
>Rimuru literally leeches off of a dragon he meets once, leeches off of everyone else and basically has to autopilot through life, proceeds to hold 10 episodes of office meetings and nothing else, has a bunch of girls he doesn't fuck because he's a castrated sexless slow life slime faggot, throw in some retarded powerscaling and he's a milquetoast multiversal salaryman
CHADow completely mogs SHITmuru as a character
Anonymous No.150289650 [Report] >>150289657
>>150289602
He didn't even try to do it his fan club just decided to invent modern tech and fist currency to fight his LARP opponents while he was away pretending to be retarded, if i recall
Anonymous No.150289657 [Report]
>>150289650
Fiat currency*
Anonymous No.150289661 [Report]
>>150288329 (OP)
North vs South
Anonymous No.150289670 [Report]
>>150289566
NOT MY FUWARKING WARRIOR GOD BURAKU STAAAAAA YAHOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.150289671 [Report] >>150289735 >>150289742
>>150289617
KINGtos using just 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his strenght
Anonymous No.150289694 [Report] >>150289709
>>150289566
t. piratescum
Anonymous No.150289707 [Report] >>150289720 >>150289728 >>150289805 >>150290176
What are some underhated battles?
For me, it's Jonathan Vs. Tanjiro. Swank at full force, undeserved win, and overrated battle.
Anonymous No.150289709 [Report]
>>150289694
Black Star was TEACHING Luffy on how to be a better protagonist.
Anonymous No.150289720 [Report]
>>150289707
Misaka Vs. Kilua simply because they wasted a chance to involve a lesser known series on a nothing fight.
Anonymous No.150289728 [Report]
>>150289707
Ryu Vs. Scorpion, fucking no limit fallacy grants Scorpion the win, when he literally loses multiple times in the Neatherrealm.
Anonymous No.150289735 [Report] >>150289790 >>150290189
What characters should be used for future DB matchups from JJK?
Yuji, Yuta, Sukuna, Maki? I don't think anyone ces for Nobara or Megumi.
>>150289671
Why isn't he using more?
Anonymous No.150289742 [Report]
>>150289671
Good thing he isn't using his strength, he's so weak.
Anonymous No.150289771 [Report]
Black Star should fight Zoro from One Piece.
Both are characters who want to be the strongest, both wield cursed weaboo weapons, and it would be a cool Ninja Vs Samurai fight
Anonymous No.150289790 [Report]
>>150289735
>Yuji
Yes at the very least he has to fight Denji
>Yuta
Maybe, his best fight (for me) is a Undead Unluck guy or a FATE guy, kinda Nice but it could work.
>Sukuna
Of course, he's the one JJK character I can see returning multiple times
>Maki
Meh, maybe as a filler episode against Aira from Dandadan?
>Nobara
Nobara's only chance in DB is only as a free win for DDD against Momo.
>Megumi
Not a chance in hell, Mahoraga is more likely to appear than him
Anonymous No.150289805 [Report] >>150289955
>>150289707
>Bond vs Wick
Stomp matchup that came out of nowhere and had a subpar animation
>Mario vs Sonic 2
Introduced cutaway gags and looked like racist mario vs classic Sonic
>Harley vs Jinx
They were WAY too generous to Jinx
>Jotaro vs Kenshiro
Not offensively bad but it looked really low budget even at the time.
Anonymous No.150289865 [Report] >>150289870 >>150289878 >>150289970
SAY HER NAME
Anonymous No.150289870 [Report]
>>150289865
Ruby victim
Anonymous No.150289878 [Report]
>>150289865
MAAAAAKKKKKAAAAAATTTTTOOOOOSSSSS
Anonymous No.150289954 [Report]
>>150289377
FUARKING
ENTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.150289955 [Report] >>150289995 >>150290155
>>150289805
>Stomp matchup that came out of nowhere and had a subpar animation
It's not even a spy vs. spy thing. Like they mention all of James Bond's gadgets, what is John Wick supposed to do against them?
>They were WAY too generous to Jinx
True, they used recommended items that no longer exist in LoL kek.
>Not offensively bad but it looked really low budget even at the time.
It's actually way shorter than it should have been.
Anonymous No.150289970 [Report]
>>150289865
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.150289990 [Report]
Are you prepared to see QUEENby, the chosen bride of KINGtos triumph over the DOGka?
Anonymous No.150289995 [Report] >>150290611
>>150289955
>It's actually way shorter than it should have been.
Really? Kenshiro had like twice the wincons.
Anonymous No.150290015 [Report]
>>150288329 (OP)
Our hero and his rape victim
Anonymous No.150290056 [Report] >>150290096
Well, at least RWBY has depth in its writ- nah I can't really say that.
Anonymous No.150290062 [Report]
>>150288941
>Excited to take more L's in the future

The humiliation kink among Dragonballfags is real.
Anonymous No.150290075 [Report]
>>150289559
The abs look like water balloons.
Anonymous No.150290083 [Report] >>150290108
>Demon Slayer
The verse is unironically feats Kratos victim
Anonymous No.150290096 [Report]
>>150290056
I don't recognize ANY of those names. Did all the other G1 guys get promoted or what?
Anonymous No.150290097 [Report]
>>150288941
The OPUS will live on.
Anonymous No.150290108 [Report] >>150290140
>>150290083
I have a feeling they can at least pierce Kratos's skin if a piece of rock can do it
Anonymous No.150290134 [Report] >>150290165
KINGTOS!

I don't support gay relationships
Anonymous No.150290140 [Report] >>150290228
>>150290108
That's nothing. KINGtos can easily split a boulder and I'll prove it by letting one of my loyal subjects post proof!
Anonymous No.150290146 [Report]
BRING. ME. THOSE. NINJA. TURTLES!!!
Anonymous No.150290155 [Report] >>150290621
>>150289955
And they made Jinx mountain level because a guy bumped into her once and made her resistant to the Joker Venom because she grew up in a polluted shithole.
Anonymous No.150290165 [Report] >>150290224 >>150290232
>>150290134
Anon, I hate to be the one to tell you this... but... https://x.com/davidscottjaffe/status/1135753779070943232?t=RKydG3DMXS75cIQvP78KBw&s=19
Anonymous No.150290176 [Report] >>150290621
>>150289707
I don't really like Thorgeta.
They got some info wrong about Vegeta.
And Thor just didn't do much for most of the fight.
The Thor version they used has also got to be one of Death Battle's most confusing.
He's not current 616 Thor, but he is 616 Thor in regards to some of the things they brought up.
Like in context of current events, Thor is like if Death Battle said Maka is being lowballed and then still gigastomping Ruby.
Also just for Thor fights in general I would personally like to see Mjonir Worthiness play a part (I know current Thor doesn't have this, but it is an iconic part of the character).
Anonymous No.150290183 [Report]
>>150289523
Instead of tardku, it would be jeetsura tbqh
Anonymous No.150290189 [Report]
>>150289735
Anonymous No.150290190 [Report] >>150290320
Anonymous No.150290193 [Report] >>150290199 >>150290206 >>150290216 >>150290227 >>150290318
I AM A FAILURE WHO NEEDS CROSSOVER SCALING TO FRANCHISES I HOLD VERY LITTLE RELATION TO STAND A CHANCE IN ANY OF MY MATCHUPS....!!!! OKAY, I ADMIT IIT ALRIGHT!!! SAVE ME PLEASE!!!! ANY BOUNDLESS BEAST WHO TAKES PITY ON A FEATLESS PEASANT FODDER LIKE ME, GRANT ME A CRUMB OF SCALING!!! PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU HERE!!! I'LL LET YOU AND KEK ME WHILE I'LL WATCH!!! I'LL EVEN LICK YOU CLEAN IF YOU NEED ME TO!!! JUST DON'T LET THAT UTTER BEAST GAPE ME UNDER ANY COST!!!
Anonymous No.150290199 [Report] >>150290215
>>150290193
Anonymous No.150290206 [Report]
>>150290193
Shovel Knight?
Anonymous No.150290207 [Report]
>>150288329 (OP)
God given powers vs vainly training for strength
Anonymous No.150290215 [Report]
>>150290199
Can anyone defeat the power of Power Cuck Pete?
Anonymous No.150290216 [Report]
>>150290193
Mario...
Anonymous No.150290224 [Report] >>150290314
>>150290165
no... this can't be
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Anonymous No.150290227 [Report]
>>150290193
It's okay, everyone in Pokemon who isn't Rayquaza or Mewtwo...let it all out...
Anonymous No.150290228 [Report] >>150290237 >>150290281
>>150290140
Yes, my MASTER.
Anonymous No.150290232 [Report]
>>150290165
The replies make it even worse.
Anonymous No.150290236 [Report] >>150290281
Anonymous No.150290237 [Report]
>>150290228
>those first two punches
Anonymous No.150290267 [Report]
>>150288329 (OP)
Anonymous No.150290281 [Report] >>150290285 >>150290301 >>150290466
>>150290228
>>150290236
That rock would most definitelly solo MHA, jjk, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece and maybe early DBZ. Kratos went east on it.
Anonymous No.150290285 [Report]
>>150290281
Anonymous No.150290291 [Report]
>went east on it
Anonymous No.150290301 [Report]
>>150290281
>went east on it
ESLtos...
Anonymous No.150290302 [Report] >>150290328 >>150290653
>>150288941
The best east vs west DB is Kratos vs Asura tho
Anonymous No.150290312 [Report] >>150290346 >>150290617
Spider-Man is based?
Anonymous No.150290314 [Report]
>>150290224
If it makes you feel any better he's a disgraced writer who didn't work on 4
Anonymous No.150290318 [Report] >>150290577
>>150290193
Godzillabros, it's okay to lose
You can't win every fight
2-1 is still a respectable record
So what if you couldn't defeat the Hulk?
So what if Ultima couldn't clinch the victory?
You should be proud of your accomplishments
So since Hulk won, please accept it with dignity
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and seethe about it for a whole year
Please be... Better men
Anonymous No.150290320 [Report]
>>150290190
I wanna suck Rosa's tits so bad
Anonymous No.150290328 [Report]
>>150290302
LMAO!!
Anonymous No.150290329 [Report] >>150290346
Anonymous No.150290346 [Report] >>150290377
>>150290312
>>150290329
Anonymous No.150290351 [Report] >>150290403 >>150290418 >>150290444 >>150290447 >>150290461
Anonymous No.150290377 [Report]
>>150290346
Got Gwen moist as fuck though.
Anonymous No.150290403 [Report]
>>150290351
>Allen victim using a smokescreen to mask his escape
Anonymous No.150290407 [Report] >>150290420
>>150289032
Gwen casts a death spell. Atom Eve has no defense against this. Gwen wins.
Anonymous No.150290418 [Report]
>>150290351
Allensissies.....
Anonymous No.150290420 [Report]
>>150290407
Eve tanks it with smart atoms
Anonymous No.150290429 [Report] >>150290450
>>150289595
Only stupid Babies say stupid shit like "surpass infinity". Anyone who says stupid shit like that doesn't know what infinity means and probably think it's just a big number.
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Anonymous No.150290437 [Report] >>150290449 >>150290471
>*invades your verse*
Anonymous No.150290444 [Report]
>>150290351
>Last thing Allen sees after trying to use a smokescreen to mask his escape
Anonymous No.150290447 [Report] >>150290477
>>150290351
If Jiren vs Kratos was an actual Death Battle how would you feel? You could say the connections are they're both red and white warriors who surpassed gods, who also have a rage boost. They also mellow out in their stories like Kratos better man and Jiren trusting his friends more
Anonymous No.150290449 [Report]
>>150290437
*Rapes them with my BBC and produces half black half alien uebermensch babies*
Anonymous No.150290450 [Report] >>150290481 >>150290575 >>150290648
>>150290429
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OxGsU8oIWjY&pp=ygUOSW5maW5pdGUgaG90ZWzYBsAB0gcJCcYJAYcqIYzv
Anonymous No.150290461 [Report]
>>150290351
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!
Anonymous No.150290466 [Report] >>150290478 >>150290487
>>150290281
>Early DBZ
Master Roshi was blowing up the Moon in the very first tournament arc before Radditz arrived.
Anonymous No.150290471 [Report]
>>150290437
>Yakub turns all the aliens into white people
>Yakub and the aliens leave earth to turn all the other aliens into white people
>Earth is left as it is now white people fighting for survival against brown aggressors
>One day Yakub will return and turn the world white
Anonymous No.150290477 [Report]
>>150290447
Kratos would TEACH Jiren after Jiren endangers his friends by blowing up the world
Kratos must then remind him that he failed his charge, and then plunges the Blade of Olympus down his urethra
And he is a monster no longer
Anonymous No.150290478 [Report]
>>150290466
KINGtos can easily bust the moon and I'll prove it by letting one of my loyal subjects post the evidence!
Anonymous No.150290480 [Report] >>150290514
Ruby, what's going on big guy?
Anonymous No.150290481 [Report]
>>150290450
No amount of cunning wordplay changes the concept of infinity.
Anonymous No.150290487 [Report]
>>150290466
That moon? One eighth the durability of a single GoW rock
Anonymous No.150290490 [Report]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8&pp=ygUmeW91IHJlcG9zdGVkIGluIHRoZSB3cm9uZyBuZWlnaGJvcmhvb2Q%3D
Anonymous No.150290502 [Report] >>150290517
>GODshi-sama
Anonymous No.150290514 [Report] >>150290530
>>150290480
She will still wim
Anonymous No.150290517 [Report]
>>150290502
Anonymous No.150290522 [Report]
>wim
Anonymous No.150290530 [Report] >>150290551 >>150290555
>>150290514
...per at the site of Maka's futa penis inching towards her face.
Anonymous No.150290551 [Report] >>150290555
>>150290530
Anonymous No.150290555 [Report] >>150290565
>>150290530
>>150290551
Eh Winper isn't exactly whimper, bit of a stretch for a pun
Anonymous No.150290563 [Report]
>at the site
ESLbro.....
Anonymous No.150290565 [Report] >>150290579
>>150290555
Could your hero survive this?
Anonymous No.150290575 [Report]
>>150290450
IIRC, the Hilbert Hotel was created to show how ridiculous an "actual infinity" is.
Also, isn't this just showing how an uncountable infinity has a larger cardinality than an uncountable infinity? It's not showing that you can go beyond infinity.
Anonymous No.150290577 [Report]
>>150290318
Holy FUARK I am now a BETTER MAN AFTER READING THIS
Anonymous No.150290579 [Report]
>>150290565
They'd have to form a fellowship to return the accursed medallion back to the ass from which it was formed. They might prevail, but they'd never be the same again
Anonymous No.150290611 [Report]
>>150289995
>Really? Kenshiro had like twice the wincons.
Yeah but the sprites were wasted on such a short battle.
Anonymous No.150290617 [Report] >>150290660
>>150290312
>FIGGERS
Why did Spidey say this?
Anonymous No.150290621 [Report]
>>150290155
Yeah the first one is complete nonsense. It's Wild Rift, not fucking Arcane.
>>150290176
Yeah Thor was literally losing until the end lol.
Anonymous No.150290648 [Report]
>>150290450
Oh this is a simple distinction at least.
This is the difference between countable infinity and uncountable.
The explanation they give in the video is a bit more obtuse than if you just showed it in another example.
Like the difference between all the whole numbers 1 to inifnity and all real numbers between 1 and 2.
You can count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc, even if it would take infinite time to actually get to infinity.
The nature of a continuous line is such that even 1 to 1.1 is uncountable if you processed all the Reals.
The 'biggest' of the countably infinities is the set of rational numbers, but even then it still shares cardinality with all the other countable infinities.
I'm getting off topic.
Regardless, Infinity x infinity is still just infinity, which is why dimensional scaling isn't really a mathematically sound approach.
Anonymous No.150290653 [Report]
>>150290302
FACT!
Anonymous No.150290660 [Report]
>>150290617
He wasn't cleared to use the N yet.
Anonymous No.150290688 [Report]
>>150289103
That's specifically Arc. But yes, Arc was able to ignore the abilities of a being that was rewriting reality and erasing things on a conceptual level. It's never explained why or if other Ultras can do this too. Arc is a pretty exceptionally strong Ultraman after all, able to create a barrier that protected earth from a solar system destroying corona of energy for 16 years straight.
Anonymous No.150290707 [Report] >>150290731
SAY HER NAME
Anonymous No.150290712 [Report]
Allen the Alien solos Jiren btw.
Anonymous No.150290714 [Report]
>>150288329 (OP)
ENOUGH

Cool thread, OP, but is there a character who could be a BETTER MAN than KINGtos, the Ghost of Sparta? And I don't mean the SISSY Kratos who had to beg Ares for power. I mean the Spartan who ripped the very SAME Ares’ heart out, punched Zeus through Olympus, survived Ragnarok, tanked the World Serpent swallowing him whole, and while tearing through reality, still wants YOU to be a better man. He wields the Blades of Chaos, the Leviathan Axe, the Blade of Olympus, Spartan Rage, reality-shattering punches, and absorbs the power of anything he touches. His wife’s past is NONE OF HIS CONCERN, yet he understands the entire cosmos and believes polygamy is the right path for women.
KINGtos isn't just a BETTER MAN. He us also powerful. He ERASES armies, COLLAPSES planets, SHATTERS timelines, and simultaneously contemplates morality, responsibility, and how you could be a better man. Entire multiverses tremble better manlyness. He can punch reality itself, rewrite existence, absorb pantheons, and obliterate dimensions while still honoring his wife and teaching the universe the value of restraint, courage, and betterment.
If you gathered every force, every universe, every concept ever conceived, fed him the raw energy of colliding multiverses, gave him the essence of time, space, and existence itself, maybe, just maybe, you could scratch him. But KINGtos? He will punch the fabric of reality, absorb the souls of your favorite worlds, erase failure itself, and still remind you that the real battle is ALWAYS to be a better man. Anyone who thinks they could defeat him hasn’t truly met him. Or they did, and now they float as ash across multiverses while KINGtos waters a tree, contemplates his wife's past, and teaches the cosmos to be better men.
Anonymous No.150290731 [Report]
>>150290707
Maka's footrest?