Thread 150294175

Reminder that Emma is an old unwashed hag who uses her telepathy to trick everyone around her into perceiving her as beautiful. Marvel has successfully spawned an entire community of gooners (especially after Rivals launched) unwittingly jorking penits to an unkempt frumpy boomer.

>>150294175 (OP)
>Reminder that Emma is an old unwashed hag who uses her telepathy to trick everyone around her into perceiving her as beautiful.

That is false, but she is like 90% plastic. she has the "Best body money can buy." after all.

>>150294196
>I've made it so you can see the real me
>nothing changes
>This whole time Emma has been a beautiful woman pretending to be an ugly mutant with the power to make everyone think she's beautiful to grift the shit out of mutants

>>150294175 (OP)
Ok Jean

>>150294454
I thought it was a spider in the thumbnail

>>150294220
Wasn't it dark beast or sinister who enhanced her? So the enhancements are probably less plastic & more genetic manipulation

>>150294936
What?

>>150294196
Emma Should get Kamala her own set of lingerie so she can get the white bf she deserves (me)

>>150297787
Wait are you Cyclops or Bruno?

>>150294220
little bit of column a, little bit of column b, little bit of used krakoan eggs to engineer the best bimbobitchbod possible

>>150299689
She deserves an Asgardian Chud lifter boyfriend

>>150299815
Who?

>>150297193
Emma says she's letting Kamala see how she really looks, something mentioned in past issues but not not depicted on panel there, so the joke is that Emma's been lying to everyone, even the viewer, about secretly slumming it.

>>150294175 (OP)
t. Jean

>>150294220
She's not ugly, she's just ugly with irl filters.

>>150294175 (OP)
This was only a plot point in old man Logan. The only canon ugly X-woman from the old guard is Kitty

>>150294220
Wouldn't the resurrection protocols back on Krakoa have made her plastic enhancements 'natural' (at least so far as one can be with a cloned/genetically perfected cloned vessel?

>>150301529
>supposedly slumming it
>wakes up pretty enough that all she needs to do is brush her hair and project better clothes
Emma really is playing up "real me" a lot

>>150294175 (OP)
>>150301529
It doesn't mean she does this all the time.

>>150306016
milk.

>>150294175 (OP)
She's not bad looking but has had work done

>>150305447
Emma doesn't have issues, She has subscriptions.

First there was daddy issues, then her first love hated mutants and then the girl she thought she'd made a friend with in college tried to mind control her.

Then a dead boyfriend following a plan to fake a kidnapping to her father reveals he doesn't care if she lives, where she only got the money because the story broke publicly and he couldn't do nothing.

Then she joined the Hellfire club, a Cesspit of the worst of humanity for years.

And now probably the best man she's ever had compares her to Jean all the time.

>>150308245
She looks anorexic

>>150294175 (OP)
>>150294220
That was BEFORE Krakoa
She literally put herself into one of the seeds to be reborn the way she wants to be, she really rebuilt her entire body to be a giga stacy.
But it doesnt change the fact that she is literally the Mutant Misato and Rin Tohsaka and she still uses her powers to hide her dressed in pajamas because she doesn't know how to use a laundry machine

>>150301529
this is after she had krakoa reform her body.
she may be a gigastacy now, but she is still a lazy bum who can't even wash herself properly and has to use her powers to hide that

>>150294175 (OP)
What delectable-looking armpits!

>>150294175 (OP)
Still would breed her

>>150294196
Molested

>>150294175 (OP)
Anon thats ice cold...

>>150308398
The coat on the left is hilarious

>>150309357
>put herself in a new body
so technically she became a virgin

>>150294175 (OP)
>"ugh ugh ugh ms frost, i think I'm gonna..."
>mind control drops showing the most mid middle aged woman ever
>"I'm COOMING UGH GH"
you underestimate the power of maturussy

>>150309357
>rebuilds herself to be the hottest woman ever
>cant even wash her own clothes and behaves like the 2 laziest sluts in jap anime history and the behavior of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahvjuoUOWC8
It explains why tony fell for her without mindwashing.

I only started liking Emma Frost when I found out she's a girl failure pretending to be a girl boss

>>150294454
Scott was a victim

>>150308398
nice costume design

>>150294175 (OP)
makes me curious about how she'll do against a pure hearted soul, a true force of good.
a stereotypical heroic figure out of a fairy tale, someone with a clear mind and pure heart willing to fight for the right thing and specifically it has to be a young guy, probably 18 or so...no selfishness or anything, kinda like a jonathan joestar type of guy.

All of those tit surgeries and BBLs and filters the money form Krakoa

Is it just me, or is Wolverine the only X-Men with good stories, or at least ones where they try to be experimental? Weapon X is really good.

>>150294175 (OP)
Thanks for the reminder, OP!

>>150300105
An Asgardian Chud lifter boyfriend.

>>150316887
>An Asgardian Chud lifter boyfriend.
An Asgardian Chud who lifts, or a lifter who lifts Asgardian Chuds?

>>150313446
Jack Frost cosplay?

>>150314127
If we're talking solo stuff then I've enjoyed some old Dazzler, the Magneto solo from 2014?( the one where he's traveling around with a shaved head and reluctantly working with humans.)

>>150309357
You're really dedicated to Emma being a slob, huh? Fuck, it's actually working for me.

>>150313446
Oh, we already know what that would be like. She'd fall for him completely.

>>150319935
Interesting to note that it's actually the second time Emma's taken a liking to Peter, the first being in the Marvel Adventures continuity.

>>150321753
>Hug it out
>Thwip!
Sometimes she's pretty decent.

>>150321753
That suit looks DAMN GOOD on her!

>>150321753
pure sex

>>150313446
That was Scott when they met.

And she rode his dick as fast as she could.

>>150319935
I'm actually surprised they put the full line here.

>>150294175 (OP)
That sound cool.

>>150325536
hehe i get it

>>150309357
>She literally put herself into one of the seeds to be reborn the way she wants to be, she really rebuilt her entire body to be a giga stacy.

I mean she used to be a prostitute, so, I guess she used the seed to re-virgin her pussy too? Or at least enough for it to still have some internal friction, instead of it being like throwing a tenis ball into the Grand Canyon...

Wait, is this what mutants do? Mutant women using the seeds to re-virgin themselves and lie about their body counts, and mutant males using the seeds to give themselves size and girth?

They ain't escaping the sex cult allegations.

>>150327005
Then tony stark was the best sex she had in years.
Scott was humiliated by Iron Man once more.

>>150318033
nah just a model, a real albino.

>>150313446
Is this the guy who made his mom a B2 cosplay and made out with her?

>>150327093
>compared to ugly bastards that paid to rail her.

Yeah that's not a high bar...

>Sealing Emma's mutant power
>Giving Emma aphrodisiac drugs
>Making Emma beg for it.
>Calling Emma an ugly hag while having sex with her.
>Gaslighting Emma into thinking that she is an ugly hag who is lucky that someone loves her.

>>150294175 (OP)
So just like every woman if you replace telepathy with gaslighting, delusionally inflated ego, overall annoying evil manipulative behaviour, sabotage and overall bullshittery of every kind. Are we gonna make some anti-female-BS laws or do we need to lose a few more billions or trillions in indirect ways until some new kind of civil world war starts. Oh wait it's probly about to start eventually anyway from the sheer ungrateful disrespect towards men anyway.

>>150327717
words cannot express how much you need to get into shape and go outside.

obligatory

>>150328002
>Neck

emma sexo?

bump

>>150327217
nah that guy was japanese...

>>150328002
When stylisation goes too far.

>>150324793
yeah but scott isn't a young albino model.
thats what I want to see, the very peak of humanity manifested into that body.
a pure and clean soul thats doing his best to help the world through heroics, made to be a beacon for any psychics like miss frost here, it will write itself and hilarity would ensure since that himbo will drive them nuts.

All the tit implants and BBL krakoa can offer for Emma at least that’s why she looks like that in Rivals

>>150329919
The one time synergy would be nice

>>150294175 (OP)
Why does Cyclops only date women who can and will telepathically molest him anyway

>>150330261
Not all of Scott's love interests are mind rapists.

>>150308398
>And now probably the best man she's ever had compares her to Jean all the time.
Emma's not a good person but I still hate how the X-Men treat her. Like in Morrison's arc, Cyclops is always doing this shit, and Jean forces herself into Emma's mind to look at her history without consent. Fucked up.

>>150330261
Canonically psychics are attracted to his mind because he's really anal about keeping his thoughts and emotions ordered and compartmentalized. It's like some sort of autistic math project in there and apparently that gets psychics hot and bothered. On the flipside, he's more resistant to psychic intrusion than other non-psychic people so he's more comfortable around psychics than most would be.

>>150330596
I've always liked Lee Forrester. But basically any of Scott's girlfriends who aren't Jean or Emma are great. Maddie was great too before they decided she was a Jean clone.

>>150294175 (OP)
Not true because Emma still looks fabulous even when she's lost her powers, is knocked out, is focused on using them on one target, or in photos and videos (which she wouldn't be able to alter). It just doesn't make any sense. That one comic where she uses her powers to look put together during a morning hang-over is just a thing she does every once in a while.

>>150294220
>she is like 90% plastic. she has the "Best body money can buy." after al
Also makes no sense given Emma's time on Krakoa, she would have access to cosmetic procedures that are 100% organic, no need for crude silicone.

Emma, pre-Krakoan resurrection, was still only in her 20s. She's about ten years older than Kitty Pryde.

I don't find her attractive. I mean, I'd have sex with her but I won't be smiling.

>>150294175 (OP)
How does she keep her figure and beauty when she turns diamond form and her telepathy doesn't work.

>>150330976
??? Isn’t she from the 1700s? And even then I though it was canon she was mid 30s

>>150331056
>Isn’t she from the 1700s?
You're thinking of someone else. Destiny or Selene, maybe.
>And even then I though it was canon she was mid 30s
I should have said Emma was in her 20s when introduced, she would have been in her 30s by the time of Krakoa.

>>150331056
That is Logan.

>>150294454
This is some fucking Moon Over June shit

>>150328002
What's she doing with Plastic Man?

>>150311866
>>150327005
you guys need to understand that no matter how much they roll back the odometer...they'll never get that new car smell back and they know that.

I like her because she doesn't wear a lot of clothes :)

>>150332426
Man, fuck you. It's been years since I've thought about that shit.

>>150331032
Emma Frost just revealed this anon is Gay

>>150327005
>I mean she used to be a prostitute
When was this? All I remember was when she briefly 'danced' for the HFC but she used her powers to make them think she was dancing. It makes no sense that a psychic would have to prostitute herself, especially when she used her powers to make it big on wall street

>>150308398
>And now probably the best man she's ever had compares her to Jean all the time.
Oh yeah the deadbeat dad who treated her like a cash register and choked her out, great guy

>>150333339
>>150335556
both so close

>>150294175 (OP)
corsets >>>>>>>>>>>

>>150294175 (OP)
I always thought it was downright pathetic that Cyclops bragged about fucking her.
Imagine gloating about fucking prostitutes

>>150340717
Cyclops is THE go to writer self insert character, pathetic comes with the territory

I wrote my own versions of Marvel characters.
>Emma is the leader of the Hellfire Club, the Lady Imperial
>Sees herself as the empress of all mutantkind, and with good reason considering she's probably one of if not THE strongest mutant currently alive
>Enslaves mutants and traffics them because she believes everyone is inferior to her. Sexual slavery, fight clubs, personal bodyguards, the whole lot.
>Any mutants who she "Likes" get added to her personal staff of servants, which she gaslights into thinking she's the ideal option. This is shown with her mindbreak of Lifeguard, where she basically made her legitimately think she was perfect.
>6,3
>Also wears a business suit
>Is generally cruel, monstrous, and has a queen complex
Well? What do you think?

>>150341363
I think you should stick to stacking shelves, which means you'll probably be snapped up by Marvel very soon

>>150328002
Hey, why's she bitch-slapping White Frozone?

>>150341547
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>150341681
You are a black hole of talent and therefore a perfect fit for the marvel™ family

>>150341363
I recommend you

>>150328148

>>150335696
>It makes no sense that a psychic would have to prostitute herself, especially when she used her powers to make it big on wall street
She didn't do it for the money, she did it for the sex.

>>150341363
Hey I read that fanfic

Which mutie do you think Emma should groom?

>>150294175 (OP)
Why is she so cool, X-bros?

>>150344620
she isn't.

>>150343286
Every generation's new teen girl mutant character belongs to Emma. This is why Generation X is still her best book, she had a harem of them almost totally to herself.

>>150344667
based

>>150342382
I did!
>>150342317
What makes you say that?

>>150294175 (OP)
I am surprised to this day that nobody knocked her up in all those years.

>>150342936
Huh?

>>150332914
This was good stuff

>>150346645
Maybe her womb is barren

>>150341363
she needs a son figure in her life, a daughter and son for her to mommy in a way, twins preferably as I can foresee her getting attached to the little shits and hating it

>>150347687
she literally made herself infertile, because she doesn't like periods.

>>150348017
...I would call her a dumbass if she didn't even save her eggs but then again that world has the tech to clone and use dna to make new beings.
she has the resources to tailor herself a heir should the need arise.

>>150348017
>>150348052
Mutants...are they even sane at this point?

>>150348370
nope, they ain't...and worse of all they believe themselves they are sane and even virtuous, the good guys.
at least magneto was clever enough to make his group focus on a bigger goal despite hating the fact that he became what he hated in the process.

>>150348370
you see, mutants rather than siring offsprings, just want to elongate their own lifespawn as much as they possibly can.

>>150348596(me)

and I did use "elongate" instead of "expand" on purpose.

>>150294175 (OP)
>(especially after Rivals launched) unwittingly jorking penits to an unkempt frumpy boomer.
>implying i need to be "tricked" into Jorking it to an ugly bitch

>>150348731
I think people need to research ways that let you rape psykers.

>>150341363
Nothing like Emma at all, just your own character.

>>150294175 (OP)
U just mad

>>150348944
Seconded.

>>150321632
God those comics had no rightbbeing that good.

>>150314127
Gambit too.

>>150335696
>>150335696
She's spirituality a prostitute. She could have used her powers for anything, yet she used them to convince men she was a stripper.

>>150348017
Is this a Marvel thing? Rogue just doesn't want kids.

>>150349230
Why can't she be an evil socialite?

>>150306016
I think the writer forgot to bold the African part if he decided to include that word in the script. Kek how do you write X-Men and still come off as racist with Wolverine?

>>150344620
ice powers

>>150306016
>Racist against Africans
>Color of his GF

EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.


Also, they say Nelson Mandela, but Adolf Hitler was right there.

>>150294196
>Inu-mutant
what?

>>150356888
SHE IS A PAKISTANI-AMERICAN INHU-MUTANT, DID SHE STUTTER?

SHE IS DIVERSE!

>>150294175 (OP)
Emma was best in the 90's, nice and irrelevant.

>>150357852
Generation X fan?

>>150294175 (OP)
there is no legitimate proof of this

>>150294175 (OP)
OP is correct

fun fact: in generation x, issue minus 1, dark beast arrives from the Age of Apocalypse timeline and encounters emma frost in the morlock tunnels. x-writers never follow up on this, but if he groomed her to be evil, it would make sense for her to have jumped from morlock lumpenproletarian to bourgeois hellfire club member. it would also explain dark beast's ability to be resistant to nate grey's psychic abilities, if he was able to convince her to let him use her mind to bolster his own permanently. lastly, it would explain why emma hates regular beast so much. she unconsciously hates him or maybe has been trying to sabotage him this entire time due to her interactions with dark beast. it would explain why she was a fucking bitch to 616 beast even though he was literally the only one that actually gave a shit enough to try to put her back together after she shattered

>>150358819
She hates him because he's ugly

>>150359261
Emma would never

cool thread

I just finished reading Weapon X. BWS does the carry job of the century in that book. Mid-plot but great art. I'm starting to like the 616 X-Men less. Idk, am I the only one who likes Ultimate Wolverine better? Where they made him a bigger asshole.

>>150294175 (OP)
Then why does she still look the same when she turns into a diamond and can’t use her telepathy?

>>150294175 (OP)
>an old unwashed hag
A canon fatass, too.

>>150294175 (OP)
What is her powers again?

>>150327717
She’s fictional, calm your tits.

>>150332914
Same

>>150362029
Hot

>>150362029
Prove it.

>>150294175 (OP)
>Emma is an old unwashed hag

>>150294196
>>150301529
>>150308245
Oh, gingers... the 2nd blond

>>150363510
>for drawing

>>150331056
She's about the same age as the O5

>>150364015
HAG!

>>150319935
Emma/Peter would be a really interesting romance
>Solves all Peter's money issues
>Peter can't pull his "lies to everyone all the time constantly" schtick that ruins all his other interpersonal relationships
>Parallels in the loss of Uncle Ben/The Hellions as the impetus for becoming a hero
>Totally opposite views on how power should be wielded
Also fun fact they both attended ESU at roughly the same time.

>>150294175 (OP)
>Emma is an old unwashed hag
Better now?

>>150364798
I see it as similar to his relationship with Felicia where he sees the good in her and she slowly falls for his noble spirit
Hellions thing could be the start of their connection. Shes going through her own rough time and sees the new hero in need of help and a mentor as he seems to be flailing around with rookie mistakes or maybe he finds her down in spirits

>>150364833
Eh, depends. Any other fanart like this or is Rivals Emma the closest to 7ft glamazon

>>150365596
Rivals Emma's thigh is as thick as Peni Parker's torso.

>>150364833
Nice

>>150321753
That's the most creative use of psychic powers I've seen in a while

>>150321632
>>150319935
>>150364798
>made a contract with Marvel Satan, which consisted of giving up his marriage and aborting his unborn daughter, so that his 85 year old aunt could live another few years
>pure hearted soul that is a true force for good
pick one

>>150366755
We do not acknowledge the awful and completely OOC mess that is modern Spider-Man

>>150366307
>far more than that...

Yeah I'm pressing an X on that one.

>>150356847
>Also, they say Nelson Mandela, but Adolf Hitler was right there.
>Warren Ellis using Wolverine as his mouthpiece for talking about African heads of state
>but Adolf Hitler was right there.
When was Hitler ever head of an African state? Not sure how he's relevant to the conversation on that page.

>>150364015
>She's about the same age as the O5
She was supposed to be at least in her 30s when she was introduced in the early 80s. The time when Morrison had Emma claim to be 27 may not have been intended as truthful, assuming he even knew how old she was supposed to be.

>>150364798
>Also fun fact they both attended ESU at roughly the same time.
Amazing how he went to school with so many other heroes spouses and could have easily ended up with them if things had gone slightly differently.

>>150294175 (OP)
Your pic disagrees

>>150294175 (OP)
Hmmm

>>150368140
She was a teenager when the O5 were first operating

>>150370492
Well yeah, everything from the 2000s onwards has been taking that one Morrison line at face value and rewriting her history to make her younger and then a lot of retcons to pretend she did nothing wrong. I'd prioritize what her creators intended over retcons from decades later when most of the books were unreadable.

>>150370244
Completely different, desu.

>>150364833
Ok, That Is Awesome, Bro.

Emma is the kind of white woman whose fault it s that the X-men can't keep dogs.

>>150374172
I'd let her keep me as a dog if you know what I mean

>>150306016
I fucking loved this artist version of pig nosed Emma.

>>150301529
So she walks around wearing dirty clothes and constantly stinks?
No wonder comicfags love her.
>>150305447
You can't even understand what you're looking at. She didn't brush her hair. She put on lipstick, sunglasses, and wrong sized boots.
She's wearing the same clothes she went to bed in. Meaning she didn't do anything, that's like you going to the store in the same pjs that you slept in.

>>150306016
>Logan being a based pedo as always

>>150294175 (OP)
>>150306016
>>150347608
There really is something about looking up her slightly upturned nose that I like.

>>150321753
Are there any more of this action? It's pretty fun.

What did she mean by this?

>>150294175 (OP)
Claremont writing...

>>150378131
She either like her and is sharing in her hobby.

OR dislikes her and wanted her embarrassed by Emma's hobby in a public-ish place.

Either way she's spending time on her hobby.

>>150378532
Emma has always wanted to share

>>150378711
She's always looking for someone new to play with...

>>150378131

Why is it than when Claremont slips his fetishes into a comic he's like a funny horny uncle, but Warren Ellis does it he's like a masturbating tramp on the bus?

>>150378770
Chris has it, Ellis doesn't

>>150358819
I don't recall her hating Beast, he seemed nice to her during morrison run and later on, what run/issue?
>>150362037
Telepathy, later on she can turn into a diamond where depending on the issue she is immune to telepathy/resistant or venerable

>>150378770
one is more subtle than the other or its from further ago or seems more innocent rather than blatant, take your pick

>>150294175 (OP)
Was Emma a Frost Giant from Thor series?

>>150380545
that would be so funny.

>>150378711
emma mindraping ororo is so hot.

>>150319935
>>150321632
>>150321753
PeterXEmma is something I didn't know I needed more of.

>>150383440
you probably would have fucking died like the rest her kids kitty

>>150294175 (OP)
Emma the Frost?

>>150384534
This need to be a thing. young stud x cougar hag is pure peak!

>>150384511
The very same.

>>150387732
WoW!

>>150294196
What so special about Kamala anyway?

>>150389086
uhhhhh

>>150370176
Exactly. What was OP THINKING?!!

>>150294196
Why do they push Ms Marvel so hard when she isn't popular?

>>150390758
because it is the decent thing to do?

she is a mutant, an inhuman, pakistani and american, her whole existence is proof for coexistence, could you not?

>>150294175 (OP)
Jean is better

>>150388363
>rivals

EEEWWWW

>>150294175 (OP)
Japanese Emma Frost is better.

>>150393126
what the fuck is that... thing... from?

>>150294175 (OP)
>uses her telepathy to trick everyone around her
That what her powers is. Not ice powers?

>>150294175 (OP)
More for me

>>150392873
gay

>>150393978
>white woman
>platinum blonde
>exclusively wears white
>last name is Frost
>Powers are telepathy and turning her skin into diamonds
The only connection I can think of is how diamonds are sometimes called ice in regards to jewelry and Emma is absolutely that bitch who let's everyone else in the room know she's better than them

>>150348017
Based.

>>150394701
but enough about you.

>>150395425
Based on what?

>>150344620
Literal snowbunny

>>150294196
I've been on 4chan too long. I misread mutant as mutt for a second.

>>150294196
>mutants

>>150333339
We are united by our trauma bonds anon

>>150398403
That doesn't make me happy.

>>150398430
Who said anything about happy? We're both now stronger

>>150393204
fuck I know her name but I forgot

>>150399458
it's ok, anon, take your time.