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Anonymous No.150298992 >>150299073 >>150299237 >>150299285 >>150299600 >>150300001 >>150300601 >>150300977 >>150302001 >>150303068 >>150303204
Death Battle
>Sun Disk scales to the average Viltrumite
>Lightning to the power of ten scaling
>Omnipotus scaling
>Spawn scaling
>Supreme-Gladiator-Thor scaling
>Every Smart Atom canonically produces Big Bang level power
>WoG confirms Invincible and Omni-Man stomp Superman and Hulk
And yet the retarded spics keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.
Anonymous No.150299039 >>150299181
>92
Anonymous No.150299059 >>150299125 >>150299199
/dbs/ still won the war on moe with the new Texas law and Japan politicians pushing for laws against moepedos too.
Anonymous No.150299061
/dbs/ lost.
SHITgon SHIT lost.
Anonymous No.150299065
Leave yellow Superman to me.
Anonymous No.150299073 >>150299181
>>150298992 (OP)
>92
Jannies No.150299096 >>150299133
I HATE WEAKLING
*destroys /dbs/*
Anonymous No.150299114
Gentlemen... Behave yourselves...
Anonymous No.150299125
>>150299059
/dbs/ also won by surviving the site's nuke and contributing to the jannies' doxxing. Not the first time they exposed real pedophiles, btw.
Anonymous No.150299133
>>150299096
KEK
Anonymous No.150299143 >>150299221 >>150299246 >>150302224
>Oh hey Ruby. Sorry to hear about your loss for Ms. /co/, surely that will be the only loss you have this week
Anonymous No.150299145 >>150299191
Which Death Battle girl would make Denji cum the quickest with their hand?
Anonymous No.150299163 >>150299205 >>150299213 >>150299238 >>150300249 >>150304658
/dbs/PUPS should not get uppity. /dbg/ discusses ALL media, from moe to reality.
Anonymous No.150299168 >>150299213 >>150299319 >>150304671
>the jannies totally banned /dbs/ this time, guys
Anonymous No.150299171
Post /dbs/ not jobbing to mods and having fast threads.
Anonymous No.150299181
>>150299039
>>150299073
Anissa is here...
Anonymous No.150299191
>>150299145
Esdeath has the biggest chest so Denji wouldn't even last a second because he's a simp
Anonymous No.150299199 >>150299373
>>150299059
Not a need law. And didnt ban loli
Anonymous No.150299205 >>150299254
>>150299163
Her son is hotter and has a bigger ass
Anonymous No.150299213
>>150299163
>from moe
See >>150299168
Done.
Anonymous No.150299221 >>150299781
>>150299143
At least she can run for a tournament. I'm still mad about the retard that killed the chances for /a/ tournaments.
Anonymous No.150299237
>>150298992 (OP)
So any version of Mark gapes DB? Damn.
Anonymous No.150299238 >>150299372
>>150299163
>p-please discuss moeshit
No. Also Soul Eater is shit and GODku solos your verse.
Anonymous No.150299246
>>150299143
>SHITby already lost
0-2 next week
Anonymous No.150299254 >>150299284
>>150299205
>Fat assed femboy lover
Favorite character?
Anonymous No.150299259
Anonymous No.150299265 >>150299310
/dbs/pics? don't worry, Gentlemen. I am here to clean these sacred HALLS of those roaches.
Anonymous No.150299278
Ruby Rose has lost to Death Battler winner Toph
Anonymous No.150299284
>>150299254
Broly (Super) of course!
Anonymous No.150299285
>>150298992 (OP)
Anonymous No.150299310 >>150299414
>>150299265
NOOOOOOOO IVAN STOPPP ACCKKKK MY ASSHOLEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.150299319
>>150299168
These threads are already bootleg /dbs/ anyway. Just more fun because of more characters.
Anonymous No.150299327
OH NO!
THEY'RE GONNA GO
3-0!
Anonymous No.150299330 >>150299522
>toph won her round and won her episode
>ruby lost her round and will lose her episode
>raven is an elite nomination and is 2-0
Death Battle is... strong.
Anonymous No.150299359
Post your HERO's best durability feat.
Anonymous No.150299362 >>150299397 >>150299513
>AAIIIIIIEEEEEE HELP ME SUPERMAN-SAMA!! THIS WALL-LEVEL ELEPHANT IS TOO STRONG FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.150299371 >>150299443 >>150299715
Remember when these threads were shitposting about fucking Lord of the Rings last week? That still makes me laugh, those posts were funny as fuck.
Anonymous No.150299372
>>150299238
>Elephant victim babble
Anonymous No.150299373
>>150299199
The law was so vaguely written (intentional btw) and with everything else getting censored, it probably will. We are going into a pretty sanitized era of art and internet.
Anonymous No.150299397 >>150299418 >>150299560
>>150299362
Anonymous No.150299413 >>150299442 >>150299470 >>150299489
Men... post the Goku lifting "feats".
Anonymous No.150299414
>>150299310
>Ivan
His name is COLONEL KOSLOV SERGEYSON, RAT! GET IT RIGHT! HNNG!!!
Anonymous No.150299418 >>150299591
>>150299397
Not a real black hole.

>B-BUT

Saiyans can't even survive in space, what makes you think they could survive in a black hole?
Anonymous No.150299423 >>150299476 >>150302609
>Goku hasn't won a single Death Battle except against himself
>Vegeta beat Shadow
>Even Freeza beat Megatron
>Even Mr. Satan got a win
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Anonymous No.150299424 >>150299447 >>150299909
>exposed pedophiles on /co/, /a/ and /trash/
>doxxed trannies
>mindbroke the janny board
>reshaped this site's entire culture
>influenced official Dragon Ball material with memes
>forced site's moderation to change captcha system and waiting time more than once
>exposed samefaggotry and forced the site to remove Ip count
>broke every single anti ban evading tactic
>consequently, made everyone angry with the site's changes to the point it got the site down and the entire administration's doxxed
>turned jannies' work into hell to the point many cried and begged them to stop or just straight gave up
>has the entire administration waging war on them for years. Never got able to finish them once and for all
>forced them to revert the waiting time
>create multiple colonies across the site
>biggest anti moe shit force
>still lives on. all bans evaded
>enterjiren.jpg still constantly banned duo fear
>unkillable
Anonymous No.150299427 >>150299463
>>150299162
>>150299188
Post Black Star tanking something on the level of a Masenko.
Anonymous No.150299429
>SUPERCHAD YOUR HANDS ARE TOO FUARKING STRONG LET GO OF MEEEEEEE AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.150299442
>>150299413
On it!
Anonymous No.150299443 >>150299462 >>150299481
>>150299371
Shitposting...? Do you are doubt Outerversal Gandalf?
Anonymous No.150299447
>>150299424
>unkillable
>check current dragon ball thread on /a/

>it's on fucking page 5 at 200 posts
Anonymous No.150299448
Post /dbs/'s PPH.
Anonymous No.150299462
>>150299443
>Do you are doubt
>ESL
Anonymous No.150299463 >>150299491
>>150299427
What does the guy from Dragon Ball Abridged have to do with anything?
Anonymous No.150299470
>>150299413
Will Vegeta do? All the saiyans look the same to me.
Anonymous No.150299476
>>150299423
>Goku never fights weaklings
>every fight against Superman is rigged because the authors are pro lgbt onions redditors that loves jewish characters too much
Yep, YEP!
Anonymous No.150299477
Goku vs. Fire Hydrant in DB when.
Anonymous No.150299478 >>150300416
>
Anonymous No.150299481
>>150299443
Lord of the ESL...
Anonymous No.150299489 >>150299513
>>150299413
AAAAIIIEEEEEEE IT'S SO HEAVY! I BETTER TURN SUPER SAIYAN 4 FOR THIS!!
Anonymous No.150299491
>>150299463
Fool.
>MasakoX = Abridger
>Masako Nozawa = Japanese Goku, Gohan, Goten, and Bardock
>Masenko = Gohan's attack
Anonymous No.150299495
Why is the Dragon Ball verse so weak?
Anonymous No.150299501 >>150299543 >>150299622 >>150299653
3-0
Anonymous No.150299513 >>150299515 >>150301421 >>150301569
>>150299362
>>150299489
That elephant and building would obliterate Superman.
Anonymous No.150299515 >>150301421
>>150299513
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.150299517 >>150299596
Anonymous No.150299522
>>150299330
Toph and Raven already got their grooves back in 2023 after a jobber era and this is actually the best Ruby has done yet. Last year was her first time qualifying and she lost round 1 to the tournament's winner.
Anonymous No.150299525
Anonymous No.150299543
>>150299501
>3-AACKKKK
Anonymous No.150299546 >>150299572
>POST YOUR CHARACTER DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN
Godzilla Earth flattened several mountains with a single tail whip. Shin Ultraman blew up over 20 mountains with a single Spacium ray.
Anonymous No.150299548
>/dbs/bros get mad at unironically on-topic discussion
>try taking over the thread
>instantly get btfo'd
Yeah that seems about right. Dragon Ball has to share with the rest in these threads
Anonymous No.150299552
I've started reading "So I'm a spider, so what" and it is endearing as far as Light Novel Isekais go.
Rather than a single reincarmation, it is a whole classroom getting reincarnated into a fantasy world at the same time.
No one has truly broken skills on an innate level (like the main protagonist only gets a skill that gives her higher returns on her speed growth).
Also unlike some settings, more than just the protag and their party have access to the same system of growth and leveling up.
So I think it helps address some of the main issues of isekai fiction.
Anonymous No.150299554 >>150299580
>no response
Heh, that was easy. I guess I win.
Anonymous No.150299560
>>150299397
>Base tired Goku tanking that shit
That's MY hero!!!
Anonymous No.150299567
Rei DIVINEanami
Anonymous No.150299572
>>150299546
Godzilla is...
THE STRONGEST
Anonymous No.150299573
>slander thread
I shant.
Anonymous No.150299580 >>150300182
>>150299554
But nobody else besides you entered the gay cuckhold competition Gohan...
Anonymous No.150299582 >>150299630 >>150300075 >>150301817 >>150302558
ENTER
Anonymous No.150299591
>>150299418
It literally has the attribute of "Not even light can escape it" ascribed to it.
Actual black hole or not, it is a gravitational singularity and Goku is somehow alive in it.
Anonymous No.150299595 >>150299631
>TYRONE SAMA PLEASE DON'T SHOOAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.150299596
>>150299517
>completely devastated area
>a singly fire hydrant stands
>tanks Gokek being sent flying from Zamasu's punch
H-how powerful is this single object???
Anonymous No.150299600 >>150299805 >>150301010
>>150298992 (OP)
The Sun Disc is gonna look less impressive in the animated series won't it?
Anonymous No.150299619 >>150299649
>goku unironically has worse lifting feats than fucking kratos
jesus christ
Anonymous No.150299622
>>150299501
>five seconds later
Anonymous No.150299627 >>150299700
I really want Ruby to lose
Anonymous No.150299630
>>150299582
>Flees in terror while pissing and shitting self
Anonymous No.150299631
>>150299595
Anonymous No.150299649 >>150299730
>>150299619
>check goku's highest lifting feat, he's GOT to have something more impressive than that, it's goku
>it's this
Hahahahaha holy shit
Anonymous No.150299653
>>150299501
It's 3-1, Goku won in the wizard magazine fight.
Anonymous No.150299670 >>150299692 >>150299703
If your favorite character can't open this door then you are NOT welcome here.
Anonymous No.150299687
Elephantbros…
Anonymous No.150299690
Anonymous No.150299692
>>150299670
FUARK!!!!!
Anonymous No.150299700
>>150299627
…her virginity
Anonymous No.150299702 >>150299724 >>150299816
Anonymous No.150299703
>>150299670
Open sesame!
Anonymous No.150299712 >>150299756
Beerus? Stronger than Elephants btw.
Anonymous No.150299715
>>150299371
Link it mang. I want to see it.
Anonymous No.150299724
>>150299702
I don't know if this is better or worse than episodes of Invincible Post Season 1.
Anonymous No.150299730
>>150299649
GT Goku technically has a better lifting feat. He lifted an entire city full of people. Guess the thing he's lifting doesnt have an offical weight either Could be a googolplex.
Anonymous No.150299755 >>150299783 >>150299799
SUPER DUPER DIAPER
BIG MESSY SHARTS
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Anonymous No.150299756
>>150299712
>Beerus
Sukuna victim.
Anonymous No.150299764 >>150299845
HULK SMASH!!!
Anonymous No.150299781
>>150299221
What retard?
Anonymous No.150299783
>>150299755
Goku...
Anonymous No.150299798
no disrespect to Jack the ripper
Anonymous No.150299799
>>150299755
That's a job for me!
Anonymous No.150299802 >>150300042
Anonymous No.150299805
>>150299600
I mean it will probably look like an actual satellite rather than something that Death Battle was somehow able to convince people was just a gravitationally stationary object.
So by that metric, yes. The actual structure will be more impressive, so its destruction will be less impressive (since it wouldn't have to be as physics defyingly large).
Anonymous No.150299816
>>150299702
Wasn't Goku literally stated by Whis that he will never be able to match Frieza in base form?
Anonymous No.150299819 >>150299864 >>150299917
>Find animation of Yang vs Leone
>Pretty well animated
>Enjoying the video
>Suddenly get rock hard and excited when they're beating each other up
I think there is somthing very wrong with me.
Anonymous No.150299832
Anonymous No.150299845 >>150299947
>>150299764
Hulkbros...
Anonymous No.150299846 >>150299959
WE
>Kratos grapples Goku, the Saiyan unable to escape from Kratos' muscles capable of lifting entire temples
MUST
>Goku attempts to channel Ki to break free, but his concentration is ruined by Kratos' arms constricting his airway, preventing him from breathing
BE
>Goku reverts from his legendary Ultra Instinct form down to base, his stamina drained heavily
BETTER
>Goku closes his eyes, nearly fainting at the heat being generated by the Spartan's rage
MEN
>With a single solemn flex of his muscles, Kratos snaps Goku's neck, ending the Saiyan's threat for good
Anonymous No.150299864 >>150299917 >>150299955
>>150299819
If it makes you feel any better, cat fights aren't exactly niche in the world of fetish material.
Fighting is like sex, but there's a winner and loser.
And for Ryona types, death is presumably what they see as the ultimate climax.
Anonymous No.150299901 >>150299986
Superman when people ask him to defeat Goku, Batman, Sasuke, Shaggy...
Anonymous No.150299909 >>150299922
>>150299424
Why the FUCK did my computer just explode?!
Anonymous No.150299917 >>150300017
>>150299819
You are getting possesed by Ben metaphysical waves
>>150299864
>Fighting is like sex, but there's a winner and loser.
Rape?
Anonymous No.150299922
>>150299909
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T CLEAN YOUR FANS YOU LAZY FUCK
Anonymous No.150299947
>>150299845
Yknow, I think this one is probably still accurate in a sense.
With Ultima (and probably Doomsday) Hulk is responding to disaster and is trying to stop a villainous entity.
With Broly, he's totally passive outside of a fighting scenario, so Hulk and Banner have no real reason to come back instantly.
Granted, that only applies to the personality that Super Broly has.
With Z Broly, Hulk would be more motivated to kill him dead.
Anonymous No.150299955 >>150299983
>>150299864
>Fighting is like sex, but there's a winner and loser.
That's the same as sex, the top and the bottom.
Anonymous No.150299959
>>150299846
That temple is Yamcha tier.
Anonymous No.150299983 >>150300019
>>150299955
Except that women wins most of the time
Anonymous No.150299986
>>150299901
>Sasuke
Dr. Snakes?
Anonymous No.150300001 >>150300295
>>150298992 (OP)
The Sun Disk is the most wanked feat they've done in a while. Its not even that big.
Anonymous No.150300004 >>150300269
Anonymous No.150300017
>>150299917
Not necessarily rape. A fight can happen on equal terms like consensual sex.
Actually, rape can't really fit into that framework, since there aren't really the same dynamics at play.
Anonymous No.150300019 >>150300052
>>150299983
How so?
Anonymous No.150300025
...
Anonymous No.150300027
Anonymous No.150300037
>ruby's death battle announced around the same time as ms. /co/
>finally gets some momentum and makes it past round 1
>immediately has to go up against Toph
>everyone wants her to lose her death battle too
>wasn't even supposed to win her dbx
Will Ruby EVER legitimately win anything?
Anonymous No.150300042
>>150299802
Anonymous No.150300052 >>150300113
>>150300019
Manage to bend men's life to their binding with sex. Vaginas made many empires fall.
Anonymous No.150300061 >>150300088 >>150300110 >>150300172
Since /a/ banned /dbs/ general all it's shitposters migrated here
Anonymous No.150300063 >>150300099 >>150300314
...
Anonymous No.150300075 >>150300096
>>150299582
The bush SOLOS them all at once.
Anonymous No.150300085 >>150300198
>muh irrelevant moeshit
Stay outside.
Anonymous No.150300088
>>150300061
Not all, some are are /ghost/ posting
Anonymous No.150300096 >>150300204
>>150300075
Post the bush destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.150300099
>>150300063
My HEROES! It feels so good to be represented and accepted for sucking big meaty cocks, which I absolutely LOVE doing!!
Anonymous No.150300103 >>150300130 >>150300143
...
Anonymous No.150300110
>>150300061
They were always here. Where do you think we got our sense of humor from?
Anonymous No.150300113 >>150300178
>>150300052
But I was told that history is all about men ruling over and controlling women!
Anonymous No.150300122
I do not support the LGBTQ+ community, but I do support gays.
Anonymous No.150300130
>>150300103
BASED
Anonymous No.150300139 >>150300224
I wonder how many posters here are /dbs/posters who just use it as an opportunity to talk and shitpost about other series they like without getting banned for going off-topic. I'm one of them.
Anonymous No.150300141
Maka is winning
Anonymous No.150300143
>>150300103
Good thing Toei doesn't have rights over CHADgon CHAD IP anymore since Toriyama's death.
My franchise? Free of gay satanic propaganda.
Anonymous No.150300172
>>150300061
Yeh, same Kratos and Vegitabro posts even
Anonymous No.150300178
>>150300113
jews are matriarchal and rule the world. isn't necessary true that men rules all but women has the power to ruin many men with their vaginas
Anonymous No.150300182 >>150300208
>>150299580
But Gohan's bootleg hapa counterpart Mark exists
Anonymous No.150300198 >>150300344
>>150300085
MoeGOLD won and /dbs/ lost.
Anonymous No.150300204
>>150300096
It TRAPPED and BETRAYED Simon and his cuck cock, but that's more of a really small mound than a mountain.
Anonymous No.150300208 >>150300241
>>150300182
Except Mark actually wins his fights and doesn't let people down, unlike FUMBLEhan.
Anonymous No.150300224
>>150300139
I'm always using both for years but recently it has been harder to post there. I'm not giving up, however.
Another thing that I enjoy is that I have more content here to discuss and creates shitposts about. Dragon Ball is currently at stale state. Everything has been discussed basically among ourselves.
Anonymous No.150300237 >>150300277 >>150300293 >>150300300 >>150300340
>fire hydrant and elephant-sama
>koslov
>bush
>rock that baldur used against kratos
Post more LEGENDS!
Anonymous No.150300241
>>150300208
>Mark actually wins his fights and doesn't let people down, unlike FUMBLEhan.
Not what I saw in the show.
Anonymous No.150300242 >>150300275
Anonymous No.150300249 >>150300289 >>150300344 >>150300427
>>150299163
>Fell in love with Stein
>Tried to make him fall into madness so he would plap her
>For that purpose she implanted a madness induced snake into the Aryan Goddess that was living with Stein at that moment
>Frames Stein for Murder in Hopes he would go mad and plap her
>Stein ends up escaping Death City with his Aryan Goddess
>Same Aryan woman gets PREGNANT with Stein's baby while Medusa gets killed by her tranny son
People talk about Maka but Medusa is the actual Cuckquean of Soul Eater
Anonymous No.150300269 >>150300344
>>150300004
Anonymous No.150300272 >>150300298
My name is Omni-Man, and my favorite thing is _____
Anonymous No.150300275 >>150300728
>>150300242
and then BEASTark kills him and fucks eve right on his corpse
Anonymous No.150300277 >>150300340
>>150300237
Anonymous No.150300289
>>150300249
>transphobic remark
Be a better man.
Anonymous No.150300293 >>150300340 >>150300357
>>150300237
Is more than one LEGEND of the same species allowed?
Anonymous No.150300295 >>150300344
>>150300001
Their back up explanation (Infinity Ray blows up stars, so why not Viltrum) is a bit harder to deal with though.
They mostly attempt to justify that Viltrum would have to be X size to have Y traits.
The moons are the first thing, but the issue there is the inconsistency of depiction. Most shots don't have any moons and the show only has one so far.
The corpse ring is second. They used the Roche Limit when it didn't really make sense to do so.
Roche Limit is more the point at which a body can be tidally locked. But it would only matter in the hundreds of thousands of years.
Inside Invincible, the Scourge Virus and the corpse ring would have been less than 10000 years old since Thaedus, Krieg, Conquest, and Thragg all get depictions of the era and they look the same.
Viltrumite lifespans are described as being in thousands of years, so it is hard to justify the millions of years timescale Death Battle suggested.
With this in mind, all we have in a semi official capacity is Viltrum's gravity, which comes from the handbook (which itself was made before Conquest even appeared).
So that leaves us with just what we see in the story and what Space Racer's bio says.
I don't really think that's quite enough to justify that Viltrum is much larger or mpre durable than Earth (heck the guidebook implies it should be in a tectonically wrecked state).
Anonymous No.150300298
>>150300272
bug sex
Anonymous No.150300300 >>150300340
>>150300237
>Dr Gero's door
>The rock that Ares threw on Kratos
>Electric shocks on Superman
>Bullets from the Suicide Squad
Anonymous No.150300314
>>150300063
Amy, Rouge, and Cream must hate the gays.
They can be friends with Ruby.
Anonymous No.150300340
>>150300277
>>150300293
>>150300300
>>150300237
My HEROES.
Anonymous No.150300343 >>150300372 >>150305624
>Dragonkeks getting uppity
BEHAVE
Anonymous No.150300344 >>150300381
>>150300198
>>150300269
>>150300249
>>150300295
>characters weaker than Dr Gero's door
Not welcome.
Anonymous No.150300357 >>150300394 >>150300399 >>150300407 >>150300414
>>150300293
Knuckles hit Sonic out of his super form, does that mean Knuckles scales to Rock-Sama The Boundless Legend?
Anonymous No.150300369
MoeMOLD will be GAPED by the LONE CHAD STATE
Anonymous No.150300372 >>150300416 >>150300432 >>150305624
>>150300343
Why do you powerscale Touhou?
Anonymous No.150300381 >>150300428
>>150300344
Medusa and any other Soul Eater character would solo Dragon Ball though?
Anonymous No.150300394
>>150300357
Knuckles was raised by a rock. Of course he has rock scaling.
Anonymous No.150300396 >>150300468
BEHAV-wait a minute.... is that.... A 2 DAY PAST EXPIRATION DATE CARTON OF MILK!? AIEEEEEEEE YUKARI-SAMA SAVE ME MY FANTASY NATURE ISN'T ENOUGH TO ESCAPE THE FOOD POISONIN-ACK! *dies*
Anonymous No.150300399
>>150300357
>Knuckes is the only one that can break rock walls on Sonic 3
FUAAAAAAAARK
Anonymous No.150300407
>>150300357
It's a sound theory, Rock-sama and KINGckles do share the same place of origin, after all.
Anonymous No.150300413
I tripped and fell on the Touhou verse, killing everyone in it. I'm so clumsy.
Anonymous No.150300414
>>150300357
GODkles > SuperJOBBER
Anonymous No.150300416
>>150300372
We love rock level verses here >>150299478
Anonymous No.150300420 >>150300455
Post Goku not jobbing to a heart disease without outside help
Anonymous No.150300424 >>150300500
Soul Eater? More like SHIT EATER!
Anonymous No.150300427 >>150300462
>>150300249
Justin was the one that framed Stein buddy
Anonymous No.150300428
>>150300381
>HEADLESSdusa
Kek! Done.
Anonymous No.150300432
>>150300372
I am wired to feel pleasure when women surpass men in something.
Even when the woman is clearly on the wrong I feel happy when they somehow get ahead or hurt men financially, physically, or emotionally.
Because of that I looked for a BOUNDLESS setting full of Cute girls to humiliate male characters with, that's how I found Touhou
Anonymous No.150300440 >>150300479
>goku and reimu both instantly job to heart attacks
/dbs/bros.... moebros.... I think you might be able to find common ground...
Anonymous No.150300455
>>150300420
I... I...
Anonymous No.150300462
>>150300427
Medusa was present when it happened
Anonymous No.150300468 >>150300645
>>150300396
>expired milk
Naruto TANKED that. Shonen won against moe AGAIN.
Anonymous No.150300469 >>150300517 >>150300572
Post your hero tanking a heart attack. NOW.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150300479 >>150300526
>>150300440
Light Yagami? stomps Goku and Reimu
Anonymous No.150300481
Anonymous No.150300487 >>150300521
>All these opponents being posted
>All these supposed "HEROES"
>I still solo their verse
>I still teach them how to be better men
>I still leave their verse better than when I found it
>All for nothing but the satisfaction that they are better now.
Anonymous No.150300500
>>150300424
Holy yum!!! Rukia mentioned.
Anonymous No.150300508
It's hard to think of characters that DON'T kill Goku and Reimu accidentally.
Anonymous No.150300511 >>150300536
>I still job to rocks too
Anonymous No.150300515 >>150300546 >>150300572
>won the g1 blog against dracula specifically because he can survive attacks
ENTER
Anonymous No.150300517
>>150300469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQe4H7dgvbU
Anonymous No.150300521
>>150300487
Can he tank a heart attack?
Anonymous No.150300526
>>150300479
The Death Note only works on humans. Kakarot isn't human.
Anonymous No.150300532
Say it.
Anonymous No.150300533
Now THIS is /dbs/
Anonymous No.150300536
>>150300511
>Tanked it
>Came back from it
MY FUARKING HERO!!!
Anonymous No.150300542 >>150300575 >>150300625 >>150300645
Who's the father?
Anonymous No.150300545
Anonymous No.150300546 >>150300732
>>150300515
Doesn't Dracula outstat him in practically EVERYTHING?
Anonymous No.150300562 >>150300612
Anonymous No.150300572
>>150300469
This old fart poster here probably did >>150300515
Anonymous No.150300575
>>150300542
Steven Universe considering the watermelon.
Anonymous No.150300593 >>150300641 >>150300650
I don't know what happened. I was just walking by Reimu and Goku and the moment I passed them, they exploded. I'm covered in their blood. WHAT DID I DO? I THOUGHT THEY WERE STRONGER! I CAN'T GET THE SMELL OF RETARD AND JAILBAIT OFF ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH I WASH!
Anonymous No.150300601 >>150300622
>>150298992 (OP)
>WoG confirms Invincible and Omni-Man stomp Superman and Hulk
Anyone can say anything. They have no feats to back that up.
Anonymous No.150300612 >>150300674
>>150300562
>Hulk after JOBBING to acid
LMAO!
Anonymous No.150300615 >>150300674
Anonymous No.150300622 >>150300640 >>150300662
>>150300601
Statements are facts.
Anonymous No.150300625 >>150300645 >>150300674
>>150300542
Why Kiba of course.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150300640
>>150300622
statements outside of the fictional work mean jack shit
Anonymous No.150300641
>>150300593
Hal Jordan... Murdered his wife on accident...
...oh and goku too.
Anonymous No.150300645 >>150300691
>>150300468
>>150300542
>>150300625
Naruto's anus is STRONG
Anonymous No.150300650
>>150300593
A slightly out of date piece of steak....
Anonymous No.150300662
>>150300622
Favourite character?
Anonymous No.150300667 >>150300699
Anonymous No.150300674 >>150300704 >>150300710
>>150300612
>>150300615
>>150300625
I don't know those characters. They're probably from the outside of Gero's door.
Anonymous No.150300678
https://youtu.be/vf4UhPuwoGE?t=74
Anonymous No.150300681
https://www.cbr.com/dragon-ball-coin-anniversary-release/
GODku won.
Anonymous No.150300691
>>150300645
Anonymous No.150300699
>>150300667
Goddammit Nolan, do you know how long it took me to get all of that ketchup?
Anonymous No.150300704 >>150300760
>>150300674
/dbs/ lost. Behave yourselves and share the threads.
Anonymous No.150300710
>>150300674
>Gero's door
A single smart atom victim
Anonymous No.150300728 >>150300829
>>150300275
That would happen if this wasn't written by a fat jew with an unhealthy NTR fetish
Anonymous No.150300732 >>150300761
>>150300546
Other way around if we're talking just the original novels and not more recent adaptations

Novel Dracula loses fights to normal humans armed with shovels, novel Frankenstein's Monster is able to tear a human apart like a lion feeding on a gazelle
The Monster is also faster (running as fast as an eagle through thick forest compared to Drac moving as fast as a wolf when turned into a wolf), more durable (Monster tanks a gunshot, Drac drops to a shovel hit on the head), and a lot of Drac's supernatural abilities are ignored by the Monster (for example, Drac's storms would do nothing to the Monster, who easily survived Arctic blizzards by himself, and if Renfield could wrestle Drac out of his mist form so could The Monster)
Novel Dracula is a bit of a jobber once you get past his tricks, novel Monster is explicitly described as the peak of evolution

But if we're talking later adaptations Dracula stomps
Anonymous No.150300756 >>150300778 >>150300794 >>150300797 >>150300823
>Enter CHADre- WAIT NO STOP DO NOT DARE TO VORE ME AAAIIEEEEE *HRGHARGHLMGH *GULP* *BUUUUUUURP*

JANNYro: A delightful delicacy for the moderation team!
Anonymous No.150300760
>>150300704
>muffled noises
Huh???
Anonymous No.150300761 >>150300954
>>150300732
I recall old Dracula being decently fast and explicitly having the strength of 20 men.
It's true that a lot of Drac's abilities would be ineffective against the Monster, though.
Anonymous No.150300778
>>150300756
This happened. I was there.
Anonymous No.150300781
The very air thrummed, not with ki, but with an ancient, ponderous silence that swallowed all sound. Before them stood Kratos, a monolith of grim resolve, his skin a canvas of battle, his gaze a glacial testament to countless extinguished gods. Goku and Gohan, usually buoyant with power, seemed smaller, their auras dimmed by the sheer, unquantifiable weight of his presence. No challenge had been issued, no blow struck; only the unyielding gravity of his being had drawn them to this humble posture.

First, Goku, the legendary Saiyan who had touched the divine, knelt. His power, which had once shattered planets, now felt like a child's tantrum before a mountain range. He bowed his head, his voice, usually boisterous, now a reverent murmur, thick with uncharacteristic floridity. "Oh, unfathomable Titan of primordial might," he intoned, his hands clasped as if in prayer, "we, mere motes caught in the cosmic currents, stand humbled before the boundless abyss of your strength. Your wrath is the very forge of existence, your silence the echo of extinguished galaxies. Our petty struggles, our transient ascendancies, are but ripples upon the shore of your eternal, unyielding ocean. Accept this unworthy vessel, Master, and let me be but a single, infinitesimal atom in the boundless crucible of your tutelage, yearning only to grasp the faintest ember of your ceaseless power."
Anonymous No.150300794
>>150300756
>toyoshit noncanon crap
>vore degeneracy
>character proved to be weaker than CHADren
>reddit spacing
Donepow!
Anonymous No.150300797
>>150300756
voreKINGS…
Anonymous No.150300800
I shouldn't effort post so often.
Anonymous No.150300804 >>150301385
As Goku concluded, Gohan, the scholar-warrior, took his place beside his father, likewise descending to one knee. His gaze, usually sharp with intellect, was now imbued with an almost fearful veneration. "And I, too, progenitor of my being, offer my very essence to the shadow of your peerless grandeur," Gohan began, his words weaving a tapestry of elaborate metaphor. "Your sagacity, Master, is a labyrinthine tapestry woven from the threads of countless fallen deities, and your wisdom, a profound abyss that swallows all lesser understanding. We have gazed upon stars, and wrestled with the shadows of the void, yet never have we witnessed a will so unyielding, a purpose so singularly forged in the crucible of absolute truth. Permit this humble supplicant to glean but a single, solitary grain of the dust stirred by your mighty passage, to be but an infinitesimal whisper in the hurricane of your righteous path. Sculpt us, Master, with the very hammer of your inexorable will, into instruments worthy of your sublime and terrifying purpose."

Kratos remained, a statue carved from the very stone of stoicism. His eyes, twin chips of obsidian, merely observed, betraying no shift in his monumental resolve. The air remained heavy, pregnant with the Saiyans' profound, purple-prosed submission, their kneeling forms awaiting the silent, terrible judgment of their new, undisputed master.
Anonymous No.150300823
>>150300756
Anonymous No.150300825
Sonic and Invincible verses GAPE the entire dragonfag multiverse
Anonymous No.150300827
>SHITtos post
>filled with homosexual fantasies
Why is it always the case?
Anonymous No.150300829
>>150300728
I'm pretty sure this might be Ryan Ottley's self caricature.
Anonymous No.150300857
>when Atreus turns into a super saiyan
Anonymous No.150300883 >>150300919 >>150301066
What are some times you think Death Battle explanations cross the line from reasonable analysis to fan fiction calculus?
Anonymous No.150300886 >>150300912
There is nothing wrong with homosexual fantasies.
Anonymous No.150300896
Anonymous No.150300912 >>150300940 >>150300960
>>150300886
I mean, duh. Spartans were all incredibly gay and treated having sex with women as an unfortunate necessity.
Anonymous No.150300919
>>150300883
DIO vs Alucard.
Anonymous No.150300927
>Dream Realm scales to the average 2hu
>Natural sunlight scaling
>Jesus and Buddha scaling
>Outerversal Gacha scaling
>Sumireko scaling
>Every 2hu canonically moves at MFTL speeds
>WoG confirms all the girls write themselves and bypass the author's input
And yet the retarded spics keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.
Anonymous No.150300940
>>150300912
>treated having sex with women as an unfortunate necessity.
Holy BASED
Anonymous No.150300954 >>150300968
>>150300761
Van Helsing says Dracula has the strength of 20 men yes, but we don't actually see that anywhere in the novel. Renfield is able to out-wrestle him (although Dracula does ultimately kill Renfield). As for speed, Dracula was able to move so fast that Lucy saw him as a "white streak", but that was only in a lunge. But he explicitly can't move that fast when travelling
Frankenstein's monster dodges bullets in the novel, so I'm not actually sure who's faster in short range
Anonymous No.150300960 >>150300971 >>150301036
>>150300912
...said Doctor Shekelberg to the gentiles in order to promote more LGBT brainwashing.
Anonymous No.150300968
>>150300954
IIRC, Renfield caught him by surprise because he was still supposed to be his mentally broken slave.
Anonymous No.150300971
>>150300960
>Anti-jewish propaganda
Be a better man CHUD
Anonymous No.150300977 >>150301105
>>150298992 (OP)
Mark would stomp all these bitches. It would take Beerus using his 100% Hakai to destroy a single Smart Atom, and even that's dubious
Anonymous No.150300990 >>150301022
Guys, did you hear it? I think there's a jobber screaming from the other side of the door.
Anonymous No.150300994 >>150301009 >>150301029
I just busted the biggest nut of my life to a Maka AI bot I made on Janitor.
Weeks of work were worth it, holy shit...
She no diffed me.
Anonymous No.150301009
>>150300994
Spirit...
Anonymous No.150301010
>>150299600
The Rognarr Sun is going to be ten times the size of Sirius and the Sun Disk will have the same diameter
Anonymous No.150301022
>>150300990
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.150301029
>>150300994
This but with a Crona AI bot instead.
Anonymous No.150301035 >>150301962
My heroes can:
>casually hop dimensions, realities and multiverses
>regularly fight 4th dimensional creatures and win
>their king tanked a multi-galactic bomb and reformed every multiverse in his body to heal them
>has a weakness of being around on Earth for only 3 minutes.
Anonymous No.150301036 >>150301087
>>150300960
I'm not really going to go into depth on the topic here, but if you do your research you will understand just how incredibly gay Spartans were. They were perhaps the gayest population in all of history, and I don't mean gay like your average Los Angeles sissy lisping and waving their purse around. These were manly men who did manly man things 24/7 and extolled the masculine image and all things manly. They grew up around nothing but men, never interacted with women more than the bare minimum to reproduce, and to even be a citizen you had to be in a gay relationship with an older spartan mentor (who fucked you in your butt btw.)

One historial account has a persian spy observing a spartan camp before battle to discover they were all having butt sex and he was entirely confused and shocked at the whole affair, but he really shouldn't have been.
Anonymous No.150301046
***UPDATED ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ***

In addition to the previous announcement regarding this general's zero tolerance policy toward racist jokes and insensitivity / tact regarding these topics, it has become apparent that an addendum is required.

Transphobia in any shape or form, including but not limited to minimizing or denying the struggles the transgender community faces, has absolutely NO place in this general. Users found to violate this policy will be TAUGHT to be better men without question.

This is the DEATH BATTLE GENERAL, and while there is room for lenience in the broad scope of topics that are allowed (such as content creators reacting to the show), we Kingtos Scholars will be more strictly monitoring posts that consistently veer off-topic into rule-breaking territory. Thank you for your attention and please be normal about the upcoming episode, Ruby VS Maka on September 28th.
Anonymous No.150301058 >>150301125
>Kal-L
>Vandal Savage
>Skips
>Apocalypse
>Sun Wukong
>Maui
>Ur-Didact
>Yamoshi
>Merged Zamasu
>Divayth Fyr
>Dracula
>Death of the Endless
>Deadpool
>God-Emperor of Mankind
>Leto Atreides II
>The Undertaker
>Solomon Grundy
Reminder that Immortal wins all his matchups.
Anonymous No.150301066
>>150300883
Jon Talbain vs Sabrewulf
Akuma vs Shao Kahn
Tanjiro vs Jonathan
Omni-Man vs Bardock
Mega Man Battle Royale, specifically the Battle Network stats
Kratos vs Asura
Anonymous No.150301074 >>150301102 >>150301110 >>150301252
They're totally going to throw Maka under the bus to shill RWBY aren't they?
Anonymous No.150301087
>>150301036
>One historial account has a persian spy observing a spartan camp before battle to discover they were all having butt sex and he was entirely confused and shocked at the whole affair, but he really shouldn't have been.
Why would we believe an account of an enemy combatant? They would of course be incentivized to lie
Anonymous No.150301092 >>150301452
Funny how on Twitter most people side with Ruby
Anonymous No.150301102
>>150301074
They will shill RWBY but Maka will still win.
Anonymous No.150301105
>>150300977
True
Anonymous No.150301110
>>150301074
I thought RWBY was EOS?
Anonymous No.150301125
>>150301058
...on opposite day.
Anonymous No.150301183 >>150301249 >>150301482
Your boyfriend turns into a scythe!?
Anonymous No.150301222 >>150301250
I've been doing some thinking.
>You can fit 50 Moons inside the Earth
>Earth's core is 15% of its volume
>15% of 50 is 7.5
>50 - 7.5 = 42.5
>Assuming the Infinity Ray vaporized the entire core all at once (not what happened; lowball)
>42.5/3 (Mark, Nolan, Thaedus) = 14.1666666667
>(I am retarded so my math may be wrong)
So Mark is 14 times moon level if we lowball the Viltrum feat as much as possible.
Can you post Raditz and Nappa busting 14 moons?
Power levels aren't scaled linearly unless you think Roshi was only 28 times stronger than the farmer with a shotgun when he busted the Moon
Anonymous No.150301249
>>150301183
Yes. And he will breed you while I watch. I like to watch.
Anonymous No.150301250 >>150301283
>>150301222
Don't think about it too hard.
Just call it low end of planet busting and call it a day.
Anonymous No.150301252
>>150301074
They're not under the same company anymore, they have no obligation to
Anonymous No.150301283 >>150301642
>>150301250
But by my calculations Viltrum was the size of our Sun
Anonymous No.150301385
>>150300804
CANON
Anonymous No.150301421
>>150299515
>>150299513
Anonymous No.150301428 >>150301532
>>_________
>phoneposter
Leave these Halls.
Anonymous No.150301441
>phoneKING
Stay.
Anonymous No.150301452
>>150301092
Series they think is for pedos, versus series acceptive of all folks. Also they need to lighten ruby reputation after the homophobic scandal.
Anonymous No.150301482
>>150301183
that's rough buddy
Anonymous No.150301509 >>150301533 >>150301685
GoKEK? JOBBED to an Elephant
ASAARa? Went High-diff with an Elephant and didn't even kill it
KINGtos? KILLED a multiversal Elephant Beast man
Anonymous No.150301532
>>150301428
Your HERO couldn't even put a scratch in it.
Anonymous No.150301533 >>150301583
>>150301509
>High-diff
I don't understand niggerish. Write in a civilized way.
Anonymous No.150301569
>>150299513
>BRING ME DBZ ELEPHANT
Anonymous No.150301583
>>150301533
Defeated an elephant with high difficulty.
Anonymous No.150301642 >>150302297
>>150301283
That would be silly.
Anonymous No.150301670 >>150301678 >>150301688
>God Level Elephant
Fvark
All the sirs in this thread would lose to HIM
Anonymous No.150301678 >>150301705
>>150301670
RUN, BOY!! THESE GODS AREN'T WEAKLINGS LIKE ASURA!
Anonymous No.150301685 >>150301712 >>150301723
>>150301509
>Went High-diff with an Elephant and didn't even kill it
Retardbro… he’s killed hundreds of elephants.
Anonymous No.150301688
>>150301670
...Except for MY literal WHO!
Anonymous No.150301702 >>150301841
India has the strongest Gods
Anonymous No.150301705
>>150301678
Why is Kratos' ear shaped like a 6
Anonymous No.150301712 >>150301745
>>150301685
I know let me shitpost, no one thinks Goku is rock level when he has tanked rocks
Anonymous No.150301723 >>150301773 >>150301849 >>150303032 >>150304487
>>150301685
What a fuck wild segment.
Imagine if Asura did this during the Death Battle.
We at least know lava hurts Kratos.
Anonymous No.150301745 >>150301767 >>150301952
>>150301712
I know you were, no worries. I just wanted to post that video.
Anonymous No.150301767 >>150302795
>>150301745
This is a videogame?
Anonymous No.150301770
KIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOSSSSSSSS!
Anonymous No.150301773 >>150301998 >>150302814 >>150304487
>>150301723
I mean it's because 3D animation can't process all that, hence mountain sized Asura.
Anonymous No.150301817
>>150299582
What about this ice? Brolly was unable to break it. He should be billions of times more powerful than the Guy who blew up the Moon decades ago at this point.
Anonymous No.150301841
>>150301702
Fact checked by real Bharat patriots: TRUE
Anonymous No.150301848 >>150302273
Speaking of Animation, Since DA is leaving is there any animators you guys think will join or want them to join Death Battle or will Luis and Moro just carry the show?
Anonymous No.150301849
>>150301723
Asura can pretty much spawn them at will. He made a small one against Deus. Asura’s AOE and reach was insane, even before he got Destructor mode.
Anonymous No.150301898 >>150301929 >>150301933
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Anonymous No.150301902 >>150301996
Abra Kadabra! Yabba Dabba Doo! Watch this thread, turn to Poo!
Anonymous No.150301929 >>150301973
>>150301898
Sonic dies when he touches a Robot. Sometimes he dies when he touches water.
Anonymous No.150301933
>>150301898
True
Anonymous No.150301952 >>150301992
>>150301745
Now post Kratos doing something like that ever
Anonymous No.150301962 >>150302482
>>150301035
Wait so they can actually harm Ultima?
Anonymous No.150301973 >>150302095
>>150301929
Goku canonically touches dicks.
Anonymous No.150301992
>>150301952
Unironically you could chain scale him to Thor who knocked Jormy back in time. Truly the featsman of the verse
Anonymous No.150301996 >>150302018 >>150302611
>>150301902
Jokes on you, I LOVE poo.
Anonymous No.150301998 >>150302046 >>150302080
>>150301773
>hence mountain sized Asura
It’s so ridiculous to see a mountain-sized Asura. They should’ve just ignored the form if they couldn’t even get a fraction of it right. Asura the Destructor in the DB is genuinely the size of a single nail of game Destructor Asura, that’s how ridiculously small he was.
Anonymous No.150302001 >>150302017
>>150298992 (OP)
>Invinicble
Jobs to a yoyo.
Anonymous No.150302017 >>150302035 >>150302047 >>150302087 >>150302195
>>150302001
>Jobs to a yoyo.
The yoyo has smart atoms, THOUGH? It solos your favorite character's verse
Anonymous No.150302018
>>150301996
aSAARa...
Anonymous No.150302035
>>150302017
My favorite character is John Xeelee
Anonymous No.150302046
>>150301998
>They should’ve just ignored the form if they couldn’t even get a fraction of it right
To be fair they botched forms before, like Ultima, just this season. They probably wanted to show off everything, too bad it comes off, as I quote Ben, Picking on the little guy. I would say Alien-X got botched but it's more of the time huh
Anonymous No.150302047 >>150302058 >>150302066 >>150302163 >>150302254
>>150302017
My verse? Made out of SMARTER atoms.
Anonymous No.150302058 >>150302066
>>150302047
...That verse being the verse of john xeelee.
Anonymous No.150302066
>>150302047
>>150302058
KWAB, my verse has SMARTEST atoms.
Anonymous No.150302080
>>150301998
That was DB Destructor, now look at game Destructor Asura. In the scene, he’s a fair distance away from Gaea and he still looks almost twice as big as it from that far away. He easily dwarves the planet at least twice. Much bigger than Gongen Wyzen was.
Anonymous No.150302087
>>150302017
Smart Atoms aren't a thing in Madman
Anonymous No.150302095 >>150302128
>>150301973
>
Anonymous No.150302106 >>150302142 >>150302322
>Ruby Lost in the ms. /co/ tournament

The gods of /dbs/ have abandoned me....now there is no hope..
Anonymous No.150302128
>>150302095
>The Sonic
Anonymous No.150302142 >>150302198
>>150302106
>Maka has the stronger verse
>Maka has the sexier cast of characters
Rubysisters... Do we win anything...?
Anonymous No.150302163 >>150302180
>>150302047
Post intelligence feats of your verse's atoms
Anonymous No.150302165 >>150302271
It's Madness time!
Anonymous No.150302180
>>150302163
Require scienceCHADS to even begin to comprehend them.
Anonymous No.150302195
>>150302017
But a single Viltrumite Smart Atom can solve the Life Equation, Anti Life Equation and the Ultima Equation
Anonymous No.150302198 >>150302227
>>150302142
She will in the against Maka because of Kratos scaling
Anonymous No.150302219
Smart atoms WARPED you.
Anonymous No.150302224
>>150299143
why would anyone vote for her
Anonymous No.150302227 >>150302248
>>150302198
but the gods of /dbg/ have left her, unless she goes on a murder spree killing, Asura, Simon, Goku, Superman, and eventually Kratos
Anonymous No.150302248
>>150302227
KINGtos will make Ruby a Better Man
Anonymous No.150302254
>>150302047
In Touhou is stated that Gensokyo unironically is made of different particles than those in the outside world, as far as I know there's nothing specific about these but I find it funny that they exist
Anonymous No.150302271 >>150302308
>>150302165
So... What's Ruby's answer to Soul just spamming Madness Soundwaves to drive her insane?
Anonymous No.150302273
>>150301848
Not really, I don't know any 3D animators that want to join Death Battle, the only ones I remember are sprite animators and sprite fights are a thing of the past now, we haven't had one since Ghost Rider vs Spawn and that was six months ago.
Anonymous No.150302297
>>150301642
It would be funny as fuck!
Anonymous No.150302308 >>150302601
>>150302271
Wouldn't be in character for him, but he can also use his music to just turn off Ruby's semblance and all of her soul based abilities so...She's kinda giga fucked either way.
Anonymous No.150302321 >>150302370 >>150302511 >>150302611
Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"
Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."
Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"
Ruby: "Nah."
Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"
Ruby: "Nah, nah..."
Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better man!"
https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjA?si=2KqfIMTQEFVVXTwO [Open]
Hey!
We are uberwanked
Hey!
We are uberwanked
>Kratos
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is ruby's act of witchery
If you wanna get your scaling uberwanked
You have to ask your writers to get high and drunk
Just copy my questions, and pester their X
Be careful not to get fraudchecked
(Uh?)
>Ruby's writer says she is building level
(No, no, delete that tweet!)
We are uberwanked
Hey!
We are uberwanked
We are uberwanked
>Montage of Kratos and Ruby using multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts
>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herself
Ha ha ha
Now look at this lamp, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to block!
Go!
>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall
(Block with your hand! Don't dodge it!)
(Ugh, let's try to downplay...)
Now watch and learn, here's the steal
With silver eyes Maka will surely squeal!
>Ruby tried to stare at Maka with her silver eyes but looks retarded since it can't affect her
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Kratos dresses like an old lady and tries yuri with maka (trigger homophobic ruby)
>Maka says she has a boyfriend
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Ruby and Kratos write a cookbook
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Ruby makes deadly food from the book
>maka resists it with black blood so ruby taste tests and dies
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
Hey!
Hey!
Anonymous No.150302322
>>150302106
Cheer up. This was Ruby's best ms. /co run ever and her second run ever. Her qualifying for the first time last year was a surprise to many.
Anonymous No.150302370
>>150302321
If Ruby wins this because of this, It'll be funny.
Anonymous No.150302371 >>150302407 >>150302409 >>150302512 >>150302665 >>150302682
I'm trying to make a thumbnail for a MU but one of the characters has ludicrous amounts of gay porn in danbooru, I'm tired of seeing huge dicks
Anonymous No.150302394
>The spotlights flared as Kratos, axe gleaming, and Omni-Man, cape fluttering, took center stage, their contrasting gravitas filling the arena. A guttural roar from the Ghost of Sparta sliced through the silence, followed by a confident hum from the Viltrumite, their voices blending into a defiant duet.

>(Kratos, stomping a beat) "From shattered Olympus to Nordic frost, My wrath has ensured that all gods are lost. They pit me 'gainst 'heroes,' with powers so grand, But all crumble quick beneath my blade-swinging hand. I've scoured the multiverses, seen foes come and go, No challenger worthy, no ultimate show!"

>(Omni-Man, flying in a slow circle) "A thousand dead worlds have bowed to my might, Their champions shattered with the morning's first light. They stack the odds with their strongest and best, But fail to grasp, I put them to the test. Their cosmic threats? Just fodder for my speed, No lesser being could ever succeed!"

>(Both, slamming their fists together) "So let them argue, their forums alight, Who's faster, who's stronger, who's ready to fight? We’ve scoured all fiction, from page to the screen, No valid opponent, no in-between! For Death Battle's stage, when the choices run low, We nod to each other, the only true show! The sole worthy challenge, the ultimate fray, Is Kratos and Nolan, to end the damn day!"
Anonymous No.150302407
>>150302371
>Tired of seeing dicks

You have no place, here. KINGtos decrees this place is a LGBTQ+ friendly place. You must be a BETTER MAN
Anonymous No.150302409 >>150302947
>>150302371
Put rating:general on the search tab and you'll filter out most of the porn.
Anonymous No.150302482
>>150301962
Probably.
Anonymous No.150302508 >>150302917
Leave Asura and Krato to him
Anonymous No.150302511 >>150302605
>>150302321
>homophobic ruby

Didn't watch Ruby, but is this true?
Anonymous No.150302512 >>150302549
>>150302371
I'm struggling to think of a popular match up where one of the characters is basically there for gay porn
Anonymous No.150302549
>>150302512
You mean like from a meta-textual perspective? In which case almost any popular male character is bound to have lots of it.
Anonymous No.150302558
>>150299582
MAMMOTH MOGUL?
Anonymous No.150302575 >>150302580 >>150302631
Who is Krato?
Anonymous No.150302580
>>150302575
Plato's retarded brother.
Anonymous No.150302601 >>150302775
>>150302308
HE CAN DO THAT?
Anonymous No.150302605
>>150302511
No
The scene in question is her being pissed for other reasons so when she hears Yang and Blake are a couple now she furiously dismisses it
Anonymous No.150302609
>>150299423
>Goku hasn't won a single Death Battle except against himself
Should we even count that as HIS victory since the "Go" fusion lost to the "Veg" fusion?
Anonymous No.150302611 >>150302804
>>150301996
Rukia...
>>150302321
Holy FORCED, Batman!
Anonymous No.150302631
>>150302575
Plato's savant brother.
Anonymous No.150302665 >>150302947
>>150302371
You don't know how to filter on the boorus? You can blacklist yaoi, you know.
Anonymous No.150302682 >>150302947
>>150302371
nigga use safebooru
Anonymous No.150302724
>thread slowed down
Wah! Imma go sleep then
Anonymous No.150302768 >>150302784 >>150302852 >>150302947
Here's your Black*Star Match up
Ninja Vs Samurai, Featsman Vs Featsman.
Anonymous No.150302775 >>150302811
>>150302601
According to the G1 blog yeah, I didn't know about it either but once I found it I pretty much figured it was literally impossible for Ruby to win. She would need a stronger soul to resist it, and Maka stomps her in every category so there's no reason to think she would be stronger.

https://souleater.fandom.com/wiki/Soul_Adagio
Anonymous No.150302784 >>150302947 >>150304476
>>150302768
Zoro cuts through meteors, an easy win.
Anonymous No.150302795 >>150302871
>>150301767
Yes. Asura's Wrath is technically a beat em up in terms of gameplay.
However the content that is the biggest draw are the automated sequences.
Unlike a lot of games, most QTEs don't decide success or failure. Instead it just determines your ranking.
There are a few instances where you can fail QTE's and actually have a changed scene, but this usually just means missing out on a damage opportunity.
In other games, you can point to QTE's as moments where a character could conceivably fail and thereby understand a sort of upwards limit.
Anonymous No.150302804
>>150302611
Is Ichiruki still a wall level ship?
Anonymous No.150302811
>>150302775
>Soul's Piano can play a wavelength that is opposite of his target's own. When the opposing Wavelength or the "Antiphase Wavelength" reaches an opponent, it cancels out their abilities. This causes the target to be in a lethargic, trance-like state

Ohhhhh... Ooooohhh nooooo.... Ruby's aura is going to get fucked by this.
Anonymous No.150302814 >>150304445 >>150304487
>>150301773
Well yeah, that's why I said imagine if they did.
DA put his heart into it, but he really needed to just not have a deadline for this project. I wouldn't be surprised if this helped kill his interest in animating for Death Battle.
Anonymous No.150302852 >>150302904 >>150302964
>>150302768
I want to think this is close but the One Piece scalers are truly mental sometimes when it comes to what they think their characters can do.
Anonymous No.150302871
>>150302795
>There are a few instances where you can fail QTE's and actually have a changed scene, but this usually just means missing out on a damage opportunity
There’s literally a failed QTE where Asura does the Helios hand light meme, kek. It literally does no damage to him.
Anonymous No.150302904
>>150302852
Close? Black Star can solo the entire verse.
Anonymous No.150302917
>>150302508
This, especially in the context of Daima and Super, would actually be among the most well rounded, capable, and powerful fusions.
Anonymous No.150302947
>>150302768
Another one, this was painful to make because Zoro has A LOT of gay porn, holy shit...
>>150302409
I was using the Solo tag go find pics more suited for the DB thumbnail format that leaves me with no space for extra stuff like that
>>150302665
I really don't know
>>150302682
I should but I always like finding Kino porn once in a while, I was expecting to find ZoroXPerona stuff before switching to search for Solo pics due to the ludicrous amounts of ZoroXSanji shit.
At least I Found a kino piece of Tsubaki Raping Black Star
>>150302784
I mean Black Star lifted one of the moon's teeth, and the moon is as dense as the earth, I don't know the exact numbers but I think both could be close in power
Anonymous No.150302964 >>150303033
>>150302852
I believe the Pica cut is still stronger than anything we've seen in Soul Eater.
It only changes if you buy into the Fire Force stuff overriding the Soul Eater stuff.
Anonymous No.150303022 >>150303098
I don't think Ruby has a reliable defense against this
Anonymous No.150303032
>>150301723
>Imagine if Asura did this during the Death Battle.
Asura could just blow up a planet just by screaming too hard. It was pretty fortunate that him growing to peak rage at the end of the game happened in an empty void where he didn’t have to worry about anyone else getting hurt aside from Chak.
Anonymous No.150303033 >>150303065
>>150302964
He beat a giant stone statue as his best strength feat?

Black Star lifting a tooth of the moon was calcd at continent busting strength in the G1 blog.
Anonymous No.150303065 >>150303114
>>150303033
No sorry, I am not going to be considering the Fire Force version of the Moon to override the version we see in Soul Eater.
Anonymous No.150303068
>>150298992 (OP)
The strongest
Anonymous No.150303069 >>150303120
S-sonic... Sonic just had a daughter with Hatsune Miku...
Anonymous No.150303098 >>150303112
>>150303022
If they want to, then they can just say since it comes from Black Blood then Silver Eyes can neg it.
If you buy it or not is up to you, but I can easily see them making such a call.
Anonymous No.150303112 >>150303157
>>150303098
>Silver Eyes
??? Didn't Ruby only use that ability like once?
Anonymous No.150303114 >>150303238
>>150303065
Even before that.
Anonymous No.150303120
>>150303069
SEGA Informant isn't actually a SEGA official site.
This was just a rare joke post from them.
Anonymous No.150303157 >>150303182
>>150303112
No, she uses it several times as the show goes on. One time is against a Grimm that could affect people's emotions.
And I could see Death Battle equating Madness, Magic, or Black Blood with Grimm for the sake of making a ruling.
Anonymous No.150303182 >>150303207
>>150303157
Okay but there's a difference between a mental attack and an attack that nullifies you and targets your SOUL.
Anonymous No.150303204
>>150298992 (OP)
>>WoG
if your other arguments were actually good you wouldn't resort to this
Anonymous No.150303207
>>150303182
Maybe. We'll have to see how Death Battle rules it. In another week.
Anonymous No.150303224 >>150303282 >>150303402
>RWBY Yumes found DB thanks to Ruby's VA
I feel bad for all these girls who are now shipping Ruby with Maka just to see her fucking die
Anonymous No.150303238 >>150303604
>>150303114
Some context? Because Death Battle calced the entire Moon jaw being opened at 10k tons.
Anonymous No.150303282 >>150303322 >>150303362
>>150303224
Anonymous No.150303322
>>150303282
This makes drone footage so much more amusing.
Anonymous No.150303327 >>150303351 >>150303376 >>150303404 >>150303670
>Not strong enough for Goku
>Not fast enough for Flash
>Not successful enough for Mario
SLOWnicbros…
Anonymous No.150303351 >>150303364
>>150303327
1/10 bait
Anonymous No.150303362
>>150303282
Skeboaringfags can never have this much fun.
Anonymous No.150303364 >>150303410
>>150303351
>Responded anyway
Anonymous No.150303376 >>150303443
>>150303327
At least he plapped Miku
Anonymous No.150303402
>>150303224
This is the shit Spirit would Tweet about Maka
Anonymous No.150303404 >>150303424 >>150303442 >>150303464
>>150303327
It's okay, surely we can beat that 2hu girl, r-right?
Anonymous No.150303410
>>150303364
And?
Anonymous No.150303424
>>150303404
Anonymous No.150303442
>>150303404
Probably idk what that bitch has over Super Sonic
Anonymous No.150303443
>>150303376
That's not their daughter. That is a Neptunia character from 10 years ago.
Anonymous No.150303464
>>150303404
>surely we can beat another wall level fraud
That's not a brag.
Anonymous No.150303469 >>150303495 >>150303501 >>150303514 >>150303542 >>150303631 >>150304028
Post KINGtos quotes.


NOW
Anonymous No.150303495
>>150303469
β€œBoy, what your mother did before I met her was none of my business.”
Anonymous No.150303501 >>150303527
>>150303469
β€œI LOVE watching my wife get FUCKED by other men!”
Anonymous No.150303514
>>150303469
"I do not need you to protect me."
Anonymous No.150303515 >>150303533
Hello.
Anonymous No.150303527
>>150303501
>Simon out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.150303533 >>150303557 >>150303559
>>150303515
>Superman cocksleeve OUT OF NOWHERE
Anonymous No.150303542 >>150303552 >>150304099
>>150303469
"WE MUST BE BETTER MEN"
t. KINGtos
Anonymous No.150303552 >>150303662
>>150303542
He never said that
Anonymous No.150303557
>>150303533
I didn't post Jon tho.
Anonymous No.150303559
>>150303533
>Goku out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.150303587 >>150303614 >>150303617 >>150303687 >>150303846 >>150304028
Post FEATSura quotes.

Please.
Anonymous No.150303604 >>150303765
>>150303238
Only 10k? That's pretty low considering some of the numbers G1 used. This is all before Fire Force is taken into consideration too. They do that later.
Anonymous No.150303614
>>150303587
>I pray to NO ONE, nor will I be prayed TO! But, above ALL else, I will NEVER forgive you for MAKING MY DAUGHTER CRY!
Anonymous No.150303617
>>150303587
>"DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!"
t. FEATSura
Anonymous No.150303631
>>150303469
"ATHENA!!!....noooo...."
Anonymous No.150303662
>>150303552
>We must be better
>*snaps your neck*
Anonymous No.150303670 >>150303683
>>150303327
Sonic does beat Goku tho
Anonymous No.150303683
>>150303670
Goku gets hurt by rocks while Sonic gets killed by rocks.
Anonymous No.150303687
>>150303587
>Is this what gods do!? There is no need… for gods that only take…! For gods of death!
Anonymous No.150303765
>>150303604
Wait that's with Fire Force, so it would need to be calc'd down if not factoring it in. Still Maka scaling to all this is pretty insane.
Anonymous No.150303846
>>150303587
Anonymous No.150303863 >>150303878
Anonymous No.150303878 >>150304305
>>150303863
My boyfriend! <3
Anonymous No.150303882 >>150303898 >>150303934 >>150303957 >>150304010 >>150304082 >>150304107 >>150304461
What characters would silver eyes actually work on
Anonymous No.150303898 >>150303951 >>150304165
>>150303882
If you want to be completely specific then nobody outside of the RWBY setting lol
Anonymous No.150303934 >>150304040
>>150303882
Silver eyes are extremely specific in the only work on grimm who come from RWBY's Satan analog. If you want to be generous you could say that they work on hellspawns/those created by Satan
Anonymous No.150303951
>>150303898
Uh well they are just like a holy ability are they not? Used to fight against darkness.
I'm sure a kimgdom hearts shadow would struggle against it.
Anonymous No.150303957
>>150303882
It's honestly impossible to say given how sloppy RWBY's worldbuilding is. But we only ever see it affect Grimm or people infected by Grimm so in the absence of other evidence, it's a Grimm exclusive weapon.
Anonymous No.150303973
Superman beat Goku 3 times.
Anonymous No.150304001
I love yuri. Yuri is the best thing in this whole world. I love it when girls kiss each other.
Anonymous No.150304010
>>150303882
Anybody who isnt some evil shadow creature, so basically nobody. Rwby's worldbuilding is pretty shit.
Anonymous No.150304028 >>150304047
>>150303469
No more crying. Smile. My war...is finally... Gone.
Kratos' War
>>150303587
>"DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!! YOU'RE COMRADE HAS RETURNED, I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF KARMA FORTRESS!"
God of Wrath 3
Anonymous No.150304032
In the preview the moon at least starts out as the RWBY moon, so she can recreate her iconic reveal shot from the Red trailer. So I'm looking forward to the hype moment when Maka goes full madness and it switches to the Soul Eater moon.
Anonymous No.150304040 >>150304067 >>150304124
>>150303934
Isn't is a bit of a bad writing decision to have a powerup that only works against fodder? It should at least be able to stun normal people i guess. Maybe break auras.
Anonymous No.150304047
>>150304028
*your FUCK
Anonymous No.150304067 >>150304114
>>150304040
>Isn't is a bit of a bad writing decision to
That's RWBY for you.
Anonymous No.150304082
>>150303882
Maybe the Heartless and Shadows from Persona
Anonymous No.150304099
>>150303542
his iconic line from the God of War line of games...
Anonymous No.150304107
>>150303882
The titans and similar creatures from Deltarune
Anonymous No.150304114 >>150304168 >>150304170 >>150304217
>>150304067
Ruby is at least the strongest member of her team right? I think she could just snipe the rest of the girls
Anonymous No.150304124
>>150304040
Yes it is. I think for a bit people thought is was going to be anti magic as well since it hurt Cinder but that got retconed
Anonymous No.150304165
>>150303898
>If you want to be generous you could say that they work on hellspawns/those created by Satan
Spawnbros...all 3 of us...our cuck gets beaten by Ruby
Anonymous No.150304168
>>150304114
She's the fastest and has the most range sadly only fodder get taken out by ranged attacks in rwby
Anonymous No.150304170
>>150304114
It's kind of hazy, like everything else about RWBY. On paper Weiss should be the strongest one by a good margin, but she's constantly getting her ass kicked.
Anonymous No.150304217
>>150304114
Unironically Ruby should be second weakest due to her sisters semblance and Weiss being basically a battle mage that can summon any Grimm she's killed and have literally time dilation to make herself faster the writers just made her a jobber with on paper the most busted kit
Anonymous No.150304250 >>150304267 >>150304358 >>150304366 >>150304402
It's really hard to put into words and explain to those who didn't watch the show how underwhelming Ruby is as a protagonist.
Anonymous No.150304267
>>150304250
I mean... she got a good color scheme at the very least. But it's off. The show is about four protags. They should all be very strong or have real good teamwork like some team avatar shit.
Anonymous No.150304305
>>150303878
Batman... Koslov... Jimmy...
Anonymous No.150304358 >>150304390
>>150304250
She will win. She WILL win. I'm ready to bet real money on that.
No fucking way DB will let their cutie patootie sweetheart Rooby lose after they got her VA and model from the show. There's just no way.
DB WILL find a way to lowball Maka and upscale Ruby, even if they will have to use twitter statements.
I'm going to do a fucking naked dogeza if Maka actually wins.
Anonymous No.150304366 >>150304405 >>150304410 >>150304418 >>150304433
>>150304250
at least she's homophobic
Anonymous No.150304390
>>150304358
Speaking of which, any fags on reddit dressing up as maids again? Kratos AND Asura bro btw
Anonymous No.150304402
>>150304250
How bad was her character in the show?
Anonymous No.150304405 >>150304481
>>150304366
The writers' overcorrection for that meme in V10 is going to be incredible to behold.
Anonymous No.150304410
>>150304366
Only because she was denied her opportunity to get gay.
Anonymous No.150304418
>>150304366
>Ruby is not a better man
She will lose.
Anonymous No.150304433
>>150304366
Anonymous No.150304445 >>150304508
>>150302814
It's really unfortunate he had to have 3 insanely controversial episodes and the only 1 that was basically a pity win still had people crying over disrespect. DA is honestly an average animator but he got dealt a shit hand and honestly I do wonder if it's the story board artists raping him and not his skills but idk
Anonymous No.150304446
>Maka's Black Blood
>Countered by Silver Eyes
>Maka's scythe
>Countered by Ruby disarming her
>Maka's COURAGE PUNCH
>Countered by Ruby ducking below it, pulling Maka's panties down and furiously deepthroating her futacock
Maka has no wincon.
Anonymous No.150304461 >>150304504
>>150303882
Everyone saying evil or unholy isn't really accurate.
The Silver Eyes work on Grimm because the Silver Eyes are the power of preservation (protecting creation) and the Grimm are manifestations of destruction.
If you want to extend it past the Grimm for setting equalization, it can only really be for things that are inherently destructive in someway or another.
And I mean destructive as a core element rather than just someone who wants to destroy things.
So by this metric, they could be justified as being capable of negating God of Destruction Ki or even hurting GoDs to some extent.
Anonymous No.150304476 >>150304544
>>150302784
Black Star negs, he lifted a tooth on this thing
Anonymous No.150304481 >>150304500
>>150304405
The ONLY possible correction would be to backpedal and give Ruby her female love interest
Anything else will just reinforce her useless cuck reputation
Anonymous No.150304487 >>150304511
>>150301723
>>150301773
>>150302814
>Simon had a 1v1 fistfight homage at the end
>Hulk vs Godzilla had the size difference and character coming back from death over and over
Not fair bros...
Anonymous No.150304500 >>150304519 >>150304609
>>150304481
wait it thought she was shipped with weiss
i haven't watched the show in years albeit
Anonymous No.150304504 >>150304565
>>150304461
>they could be justified as being capable of negating God of Destruction Ki or even hurting GoDs to some extent.
But Gods of Destruction (still an awesome title by the way, simple and clean, Toriyama had good sense for that) are just doing their job to balance out the universe, no more, no less.
Anonymous No.150304508
>>150304445
Also he presumably wants to be more active in helping with TeamFourStar's HFIL series.
Anonymous No.150304511 >>150304605
>>150304487
>Simon had a 1v1 fistfight homage at the end
FUCK…
Anonymous No.150304519
>>150304500
She got cucked and left with nothing.
Anonymous No.150304544 >>150304555 >>150304604
>>150304476
How did anyone survive that?
Anonymous No.150304555
>>150304544
Ki control.
Anonymous No.150304563 >>150304588
Shire Baggins...
Anonymous No.150304565 >>150304690
>>150304504
Well sure, but the God of Darkness is just a destruction deity in opposition to his brother the God of Light who is a creation deity.
Just because we assign morality to it doesn't mean that it is an inherent aspect of it.
I personally like how he managed to fit it in a wordplay of sorts.
Hakaishin means Lord/God of Destruction but it is close to Kaioshin in sound even though it means God King of Worlds/Lord of Lords.
Anonymous No.150304588
>>150304563
These guys aren't all that tough if you resist their terror aura. That's a BIG if, but still.
Anonymous No.150304604
>>150304544
I handled it.
Anonymous No.150304605 >>150304644
>>150304511
Honestly, this is why I say bring Asura for vs Z-Xeno Broly.
Broly's tendency towards sadism gives Asura a lot more room to accelerate in his growth and he lacks esoteric options to put Asura down forever (unless he chased him to Naraka perhaps).
Then the fight could end with Asura beating Broly in a reference to Dragon Ball the Real 4D, but instead of God Fusion with the crowd we start seeing action commands.
Anonymous No.150304609 >>150304624
>>150304500
Fans ship her with Weiss, but if she has a canon ship at this point it's Oscar.
Anonymous No.150304614
>Dead franchise
>Dead topics
>Dead threads
>Ban these threads already. These retard losers need to fuck off.
Anonymous No.150304624 >>150304648
>>150304609
i have no idea who that is
Anonymous No.150304629 >>150304640 >>150304645 >>150304649 >>150304652 >>150304700
I honestly hope all of you Deathbattlespics get tortured slowly in horrific, agonizing pain until death. All of you are subhuman cockroaches that should be genocided.
Anonymous No.150304640
>>150304629
:(
Anonymous No.150304642 >>150304652
You faggots are mentally ill.
Anonymous No.150304644
>>150304605
>unless he chased him to Naraka perhaps).
Super Broly managed to break into another dimension when he exchanged punches with Vegeta Blue. I'd say Z Broly and Asura besting the shit out of each other so hard they literally crush their way to Naraka (and back) wouldn't be completely silly.
Anonymous No.150304645
>>150304629
Love ya too babe
Anonymous No.150304648 >>150304654
>>150304624
He only shows up in the bad seasons, don't worry about it.
Anonymous No.150304649 >>150304653
>>150304629
>Literal copypasta from /dbs/

KEKAROO
Anonymous No.150304652
>>150304629
>>150304642
You are a monster no longer...
Anonymous No.150304653
>>150304649
Shhh dont fucking tell them.
Anonymous No.150304654
>>150304648
okay <3
yay <3
Anonymous No.150304658
>>150299163
>ALL media, from moe to reality.
Except the Equines
We literally can't
Anonymous No.150304671 >>150304740
>>150299168
/dbs/ got scorched Earth because they actually give a shit about /a/'s quality
They're not gonna care about the colony
Death Battle threads are a CONTAINMENT general
Anonymous No.150304690 >>150304733
>>150304565
Well, you could argue that Silver Eyes could be effective on GoDs because GoDs rely on honing and embracing their desire to destroy, as opposed to Angels who rely on keeping their emotions in balance.
Someone like Beerus could be argued to be even more affected because that stupid cat is terrible at his job.
Anonymous No.150304700 >>150304734 >>150304762
>>150304629
This is fucking /co/, chud. We're not little girls like /a/. We're grown MEN, we ARE gay, and we WILL rape you. BE BETTER.
Anonymous No.150304733
>>150304690
Well yeah, but my more important point is that if you are fine with stretching the concept a bit for verse equalization, then focusing on evil is the wrong tree to bark up.
Rather, look towards more destructive essenced things. Like Crazy Hand from Smash Bros for an out of pocket case.
Anonymous No.150304734 >>150304762
>>150304700
KINGtosbro btw
Anonymous No.150304740
>>150304671
>they actually give a shit about /a/'s quality
>KnY hater still spams his schizo threads freely
>funnyschizo still appears regularly
>literal discord clique forcing retarded shit like le japanese moral law and muh safe horny runs completely unopposed, shitting up every non-general thread
>One piece threads are CONSTANTLY spammed with aislop and literal gay porn stories whenever schizos get triggered
>CSM threads are full of avatarfags and incoherent tardposting
>Isekai threads have regular periods of westernshit spam with spammers DIRECTLY admitting they do it to kill the threads
>Constant "[twitter/Reddit screenshot] Oh no no our response?" type threads
Uh huh
Anonymous No.150304751
Could Powerscaled Dale Gribble defeat Powerscaled Kanker Sisters?
Anonymous No.150304762 >>150304774 >>150304904
>>150304700
>>150304734
This but unironically. Everyone has made atleast 1 gay joke and banter here
Anonymous No.150304774 >>150304780
>>150304762
Can you suck my cock until I cum all over your face?
Anonymous No.150304780
>>150304774
No way fag
Anonymous No.150304793
/dbg/ literally forced me to jerk off to Crona.
Anonymous No.150304796 >>150304803
Even if you jump through a million hoops to try and equalize anything that is even remotely destructive or kinda evil as being the same as grimm so that Ruby's silver eyes work, it's still barely relevant since she never even mastered it. She still gets her ass kicked by grimm routinely even after being told how to activate them. She ain't fuckin' Cyclops, she can't just Optic Blast people to death.
Anonymous No.150304803 >>150305064
>>150304796
>she never even mastered it
But she COULD POTENTIALLY master it so we're going to treat this as a fact.
t. DB team
Anonymous No.150304904
>>150304762
They're not jokes
Anonymous No.150305064
>>150304803
If only Kyle was given the same courtesy.
Anonymous No.150305289
>>150305278
>>150305278
Anonymous No.150305624
>>150300343
>>150300372
Better question is if you decide to powerscale Touhou, why pick Reimu instead of Yorihime or Hecatia, whom the creator has specifically stated are undefeatable by the game player characters (includes Reimu) and "completely beyond anyone else in the series", respectively.