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UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150372380 [Report] >>150373898 >>150377441 >>150377568 >>150392533 >>150393947
The Surreal Diary of Any Malu
Gonna storytime this. As far as I can tell, no one has translated this into English before, so this is new.

If you don't know who Any Malu is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EL0Y4aZYqI

If you do know, then there aren't really any surprises in here, but there's some nice art.
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UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150372410 [Report]
Didn't quite get to this before the LatAm thread died.
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I'm going to send her a box of rocks
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UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150372584 [Report]
poor Maluzinha :(
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UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150372784 [Report] >>150372808 >>150373144
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EL0Y4aZYqI
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150372808 [Report]
>>150372784
Oops, wrong link. Whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jPXoKZvbeQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m8xcjOp-UE
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Anonymous No.150372920 [Report] >>150372977
why is she pink
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>>150372920
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150372989 [Report]
What a title for a chapter
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373010 [Report] >>150377093
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UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373047 [Report] >>150375924
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373065 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tColvIyMcpA
Perfect
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Anonymous No.150373144 [Report] >>150373161
>>150372784
>9 years ago
wow, i am old
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UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373161 [Report]
Always a good time when Agatha is around

>>150373144
It feels like a different epoch
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373177 [Report]
Maybe my favorite picture in the book
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UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373272 [Report] >>150377551 >>150377590
One of the few episodes that takes itself seriously (at least for a few minutes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQU5x6Zu-5s
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Anonymous No.150373296 [Report] >>150373410
>>150372550
>that full name
In retrospect, I should’ve known Any wasn’t an actual name.
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373311 [Report] >>150390626
I don't get what Agatha is supposed to be smelling here
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UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373361 [Report]
A note about the picture quality in this book: this is the highest resolution I could get out of the ebook.

Hitallo Duarte's is the closest to what I picture Nina looks like.
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373410 [Report] >>150395973
Are you a bad enough dude to draw Any Malu's mom?

>>150373296
"Maria (de) Lourdes" is a real first name, and "Malu" is the common shortening of it
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funny
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Last page

Thanks for hanging around. I will upload this as a CBR momentarily.
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373643 [Report] >>150377856
https://files.catbox.moe/u9o5j9.cbr
Anonymous No.150373645 [Report] >>150373898
Thanks, anon.
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373709 [Report]
Bonus, easter eggs from one of the Maluby episodes.
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UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373771 [Report]
...and this one shows Agatha's last name
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150373898 [Report]
>>150373645
No problem, anon.

I'm also adding on translating and adding English subtitles to all the episodes. Not sure when I'll be done but I will have a thread on the anniversary of this episode >>150372380 (OP) and dump a bunch of WebMs and stuff.
Anonymous No.150374502 [Report] >>150374724 >>150377856
>storytimed a book on /co/
Wtf
Anonymous No.150374724 [Report] >>150375162
>>150374502
A book based on a cartoon. Where do think OP should have storytimed it, /lit/? I'm sure they'd have loved that.
Anonymous No.150374954 [Report]
thanks for this anon it is much apreciated
Anonymous No.150375162 [Report]
>>150374724
He would have a heart attack if he saw where Shrek came from.
Anonymous No.150375924 [Report]
>>150373047
gokkun edit pls
Anonymous No.150376047 [Report]
I think she was in that one Marco animation
Anonymous No.150376817 [Report]
>mfw this thread
My body is ready.
Good to see Malu is still going on, even if we rarely talk about her here.
Anonymous No.150377093 [Report] >>150377858
>>150373010
Ah, the bricks. That must be why she is pink, or why her asshole is a square...
Anonymous No.150377441 [Report]
>>150372380 (OP)
Aqui é Brasil, porra!
Nice initiative, OP.
Anonymous No.150377551 [Report] >>150379579 >>150380754
>>150373272
>huehue only
Fucks sake. I forgot they stopped subbing this because muh orange man.
Anonymous No.150377568 [Report]
>>150372380 (OP)
Cool?
Anonymous No.150377590 [Report]
>>150373272
>bodyswaps with malu
>doesn't even attempt to cop a feel despite the obvious gag vehicle it would be
Willen confirmed for the gay best friend. As if there was ever any doubt.
Anonymous No.150377816 [Report] >>150380754
This woman could have been internationally famous and she threw it all away.
Anonymous No.150377847 [Report] >>150380754
I find Any's design unreasonably cute. Also as someone that speaks French and Spanish but not Portuguese that language really fucks with my head, sounds like someone trying to speak both at once.
Anonymous No.150377851 [Report] >>150377869 >>150377953
Do you still get your posts deleted on /aco/ drawthreads if you ask for porn of this chick?
Anonymous No.150377856 [Report] >>150380754
>>150373643
Post the filename so the file can be preserved for posterity elsewhere. I assume you translated it so tag yourself if you want to, or remove it/leave it as anon. I've only skimmed a page here and there, and it can be hard to tell if something is done by an esl or machinetranslated. If the latter, please add (MTL) after (Scanlation). It looks like it's intended to be a oneshot so no need for volume numbers/titles. Here's some suggestions.

The Surreal Diary of Any Malu (2017) (Scanlation) (UberMaluber).cbr
The Surreal Diary of Any Malu (2017) (Scanlation) (MTL) (UberMaluber).cbr
The Surreal Diary of Any Malu (2017) (Scanlation).cbr
The Surreal Diary of Any Malu (2017) (Scanlation) (MTL).cbr

>>150374502
It's an illustrated book, of sorts. We talk about From Hell here too, every once in a blue moon.
Anonymous No.150377858 [Report] >>150377869
>>150377093
>her asshole is a square
Is this canon?
Anonymous No.150377869 [Report] >>150377881 >>150377893
>>150377851
Depends. How long ago did that happen? If it was before this year, odds are that particular retard janny isn't here anymore.

>>150377858
It will be, when I'm done plowing it.
Anonymous No.150377881 [Report] >>150377924
>>150377869
>round peg in a square hole
Anonymous No.150377893 [Report] >>150377922 >>150377924
>>150377869
>Depends. How long ago did that happen?

I don't know, I stopped visiting /aco/ completely because of retarded shit like that. Since then, every time I try checking it out, the first page is like fart general, cucking general, bbc general, diapers general, futa general, etc. and then I close the tab.
Anonymous No.150377922 [Report]
>>150377893
mods using /aco/ to purge /d/ of all western fetish art the minute it was created killed that board straight out of the womb. It might have been a decent board otherwise, somewhere you could storytime adult comics and waifufags could have threads in peace, but it just became western /d/.
Anonymous No.150377924 [Report] >>150378077
>>150377881
>implying it would be square from start to finish
Ending as a square doesn't mean it has to start as one.

>>150377893
>the first page
There's your problem. The catalog is there for a reason.
I stopped bothering because the euro thread poster was taking a prolonged hiatus and the mod was a useless faggot that refused to do anything about the schizo that would keep bumping his two dozen dead stealth futa threads at all times.
Anonymous No.150377953 [Report] >>150378005 >>150378077
>>150377851
Why? She's canonically 18-19
Anonymous No.150378005 [Report] >>150378077 >>150378108
>>150377953
I'd hazard a guess that her pink skin and nose made some anal mod think she was a furry.
Anonymous No.150378077 [Report] >>150378103
>>150377953
>>150378005
No explanation was given, it just got deleted. If I reposted it often enough, I'd get a 3 day ban for spamming.

>>150377924
>There's your problem. The catalog is there for a reason.
Okay, so I check the catalog, and right on the top I see the same shit and stop bothering.
Anonymous No.150378103 [Report] >>150380208
>>150378077
I mean yeah I've similarly had posts deleted for no logical reason, one time I just said something about Gen Alpha, got it deleted, made a different post in the same thread mentioning them again, and got a warning. Ghen never had that happen again. We can only guess what randomly triggers these people since they insist on being completely non-communicative.
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>>150378005
Oh, if it was THAT mod, who I'm pretty sure was the the same rabid anti-furry who also used to ban people for posting sfw images of catgirls on /co/ (he once banned me for posting a Swat Kats screencap) then I'm pretty sure he's long gone.
Anonymous No.150378190 [Report] >>150379093 >>150379233 >>150383330
So what they have been doing now at days with her?
it amazes me that she is not a vtuber currently.
Anonymous No.150379093 [Report] >>150379222
>>150378190
Too much effort? No approval (and no money)?
Anonymous No.150379222 [Report]
>>150379093
Okay so a bunch of nothing?
Anonymous No.150379233 [Report]
>>150378190
It seems like the two main people who created her are not involved anymore (Fernando Mendonça and Anderson Mahanski). Everyone got new VAs a few years ago too. Whoever is leftover either doesn't know what to do with her or wants to work on something else. The last big Any Malu project was a first day at school origin story in 2023. They put out some TikToks of her copying dances but those stopped over a year ago.
Anonymous No.150379306 [Report] >>150379340 >>150383315
why the eye bags?
Anonymous No.150379340 [Report]
>>150379306
She stays up late playing vidya. Also I think they're cute.
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>>150377551
I have heard this on /co/ before but without any source, I'm still not inclined to believe it
Anonymous No.150380208 [Report]
>>150378103
yeah and that's why I wish people would still use /pco/ instead. /aco/ was a huge mistake and it actively scared away artists from 4chan.
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150380754 [Report] >>150380989
>>150377856
All of this is machine translated - I don't speak Portuguese, unfortunately. Not that you're criticizing that, let me just vent for a second - editing the way she talks (quickly, informally, and flamboyantly) for readability without succumbing to the temptation to localize all of her dialogue is difficult sometimes. Half her sentences end in interjections and the other half use Brazilian idioms I sometimes don't pick up on too.

>>150377551
The English subtitles for the early episodes were clearly done by someone who speaks BR Portuguese first and English second. After comparing the official English and BR subtitles, quite a bit of meaning has been lost that I'll restore even if I must use TL Notes for some of it.

>>150377816
The Brazilian internet is totally segregated from the English internet but from what I can tell she was very, very popular there. She had her own Cartoon Network show and the studio was doing TV interviews.

>>150377847
Agreed
Anonymous No.150380989 [Report] >>150381151
>>150380754
Sooo... what should the filename be? You made this so it should be your choice. The suggestions I made follow the most common format. There's also the matter of whether you actually want to put a handle on this or not.
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150381151 [Report] >>150381341
>>150380989
Oh right, "The Surreal Diary of Any Malu (2017) (Scanlation) (MTL) (UberMaluber).cbr" is good. I didn't really know where to post it other than to include it with the torrent when all the episodes are done.

Should it use the translated title or the original title ("O Surreal Diário de Any Malu")? Does it matter?
Anonymous No.150381341 [Report] >>150381517
>>150381151
I'd go with the english title. Hue speakers are bound to want the raw anyway.
You can post it in the win-o (hydra logo) when there's one up. Ideally on a host that doesn't change the filename, like mega. Sendspace works too and doesn't require an account, if you don't want to make an account on mega.
With a little luck, one of the hub users will put it in his share and it will be preserved for posterity.
UberMaluber !!qj7RzQKr9tN No.150381517 [Report]
>>150381341
I'll make a Mega at some point, I can upload the episodes there later too.

I'll post the book in the Win-o-Thread on Wednesday. I don't read many (any) comics so I forgot about that.
Anonymous No.150383315 [Report] >>150383455 >>150384093 >>150386404
>>150379306
Because it is hot.
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>>150378190
I would say she's above vtubing but that's not the case when she's doing TikToks dances
Anonymous No.150383455 [Report] >>150387364
>>150383315
Is it? Why? I don't get it.
Anonymous No.150384093 [Report]
>>150383315
Anonymous No.150386404 [Report] >>150387108
>>150383315
But she's all pink and stylized so it looks weird
Anonymous No.150387108 [Report]
>>150386404
Wouldn't she be all boring if she just looked like a perfect doll though? I like the eye bags. And the baboon nose
Anonymous No.150387364 [Report] >>150387596
>>150383455
>why
I don't know, but it is.
Anonymous No.150387596 [Report] >>150387675
>>150387364
like this?
Anonymous No.150387675 [Report]
>>150387596
Yes.
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Anonymous No.150388725 [Report]
>>>/lit/
>b-but there's a purdy picture every third page!
i repeat, >>>/lit/
Anonymous No.150390296 [Report] >>150390648
>>150372703
I love her cute boobies
Anonymous No.150390626 [Report] >>150390786
>>150373311

Probably the surreal diarrhea, or maybe just a fart. Didn't Any Malu do fart jokes semi-frequently?
Anonymous No.150390648 [Report]
>>150390296
For real, I wanna honk them while dumping a load in her.
Anonymous No.150390786 [Report]
>>150390626
Now hold on, her farts smell like cotton candy and her feet smell like vanilla and mint, as stated earlier in the same book
Anonymous No.150392533 [Report]
>>150372380 (OP)
Coulda been more surreal tbdesu
Anonymous No.150393168 [Report]
I think we need more spanish folks here.
Anonymous No.150393947 [Report] >>150394372 >>150394976
>>150372380 (OP)
Any Malu is here?
Anonymous No.150394372 [Report]
>>150393947
Seems like it
Anonymous No.150394976 [Report]
>>150393947
She's been here since the beginning
You all just forgot about her :(
Anonymous No.150395973 [Report]
>>150373410
It's funny how much hotter Agatha is when they forget to add the scrapmetal in her face.