Thread 150660671

I've heard plenty of bad things about it but, I dunno, it looks kinda cute. Is it worth a watch, like at all?

>>150660671 (OP)
it is a mostly mediocre show with great character designs, decent setups but shitty quick payoffs for those set ups and plots that go nowhere. The songs are decent some times.

Huge majority of episodes have Steven crying to solve a problem.

>>150660671 (OP)
The first two seasons are really good and I'd definitely recommend watching them. There's a pretty strong and steady decline in the quality of both the writing and the animation from season 3 onwards, and nothing that follows ever tops the season 1 finale. No questions get answered and no resolutions are satisfying, so if you choose to keep watching then be aware of that.

I would also recommend watching the movie, if only for Spinel. She's great and her song is the shit.

Whatever you do, do not watch Future, it's a piece of shit that ruins everything that happened in the show

>>150660671 (OP)
You should decide for yourself but I think it's absolute ass and I can't stand that fat little faggot, Steven.

>>150660751
>the most generic beanmouth slop imaginable is "great character designs"
this is what steven trooniverse fans actually believe

>>150660751
Sheesh. How did Pearl end up with the best toosh fanart?

>>150660933
I disagree, Peridot's ass has better fanart

>>150660671 (OP)
It starts weak, stays weak, and then collapses several times. Theres one or two good songs so you might enjoy that, but its not good and its not rewatchable. I got through it because i had hope it would get good eventually. Knowing that it only shits the bed might make it unbearable for you, or it might not.

It starts out okay and gradually gets worse. I imagine it's much easier to tell the decline when you aren't waiting months inbetween episodes like we were. But it's not all bad. I like the Gems and how they interact with each other, they're definitely the highlight of the show.

>>150660671 (OP)
Those two shitstains on the poster (Amethyst and STEVEN) should be enough for you to tell that whover made the show has -at least- one mental illness and will turn it into a dumpster fire. But if you are still willing to give it a chance despite that, then your mind is more open than mine. I would not have watched a single episode/scene if others didn't make me. I still think it's one of the worst shows ever made, even if not ALL of it is bad, and definitely a cultural cancer.

>>150660845
Just wanted to provide a teaser of said season 1 finale since you'll get your money's worth watching it.

>>150660671 (OP)
>I've heard plenty of bad things about it
Don't listen. SU has always had a huge and completely undeserved hatedom that nitpicks literally about it. Not that I think it's completely flawless or anything but in my opinion it's a really good show and I would definitely recommend

It peaks in S1 though even that has some stinkers. After that it begins to rapidly decline.

I liked watching Steven have a mental breakdown in future

>>150660671 (OP)
Idk, it's hard to recommend. Season 1 is the best. It gradually falls off after that. I didn't really give a shit by season 4 but kept watching out of habit. The movie sucks and I have no idea why people like it so much. Future was surprisingly good, don't listen to the haters. I'd say give it a go if you're curious, just keep in mind it loses momentum about halfway through. Then again it's been so long since I've seen it, and maybe it holds up better binging it.

>>150660671 (OP)
If you don't find the concept of something being cute offensive, none of the "problems" with it should bother you.

>>150662560
I think part of the problem it's a storyboard driven show, where the storyboarders plot the any given episode. The show does have writers but they mostly write the dialog.

Also the show tends to go off model at times. This was actually Sugar's idea. It allowed the storyboarders to express their creativity. However, this lead to an incident with certain storyboarder and the Koreans who subtracted the animation to ask "you want us to animate this?"

>>150660892
He probably means the gems, about 3/4 of them are bangable as fuck.

>>150663369
You've got it backward - the writers plot out the episodes, and the storyboarders write the dialogue. Storyboarders can fuck with the outlines they're given a little, but generally they will stick to the major story beats.

>>150660933
>>150661039
Guys guys don't fight, there's enough fat booty for everyone! t: Ptheven Pthevenverse

>>150663719
Perigondola butt, just what I needed!

>>150663450
this

>>150662362
Same

>>150660671 (OP)
Just skip all the filler and it won't be as bad as people say.

>>150660671 (OP)
It was ONLY ever good when there was a discussion or hype about it. The aftermath shows just how empty this show actually was aside from "le tumblr comic made by a thinly veiled lesbo".

>>150660671 (OP)
No, the only good thing that came from this was /sug/.

Is Steven a jew? He has black hair, eyes and a jewfro

>>150668754
He’s Italian, he gets the curly hair from his mom.

>>150668754
The majority of human characters has black eyes

>>150660671 (OP)
The characters in general are very hideous, it's amazing how much you can improve them with eyelashes, and then well drawfags turned them all into better versions by just drawing them with massive curves added.

>>150668950
Garnet, Jasper, Rose, Amethyst, the quartz, amethyst soldiers already have curves

>>150669051
Blue Diamond also has a fat ass and her hair could easily be concealing some titties.

>>150669051
Yeah, probably should have pointed out that I was talking about some of the characters that are lately being pushed a lot more than before, Pearl for example is a literal stick, yet in the last year I've seen many drawfags pushing her with a massive ass.

Also, Amethyst looks a lot more fatso than curvy in the "sexy" kind of way, although I know some will say that they find her attractive already in her canon looks.

From all the gems I think Garnet is really the one who didn't have anything to hide, she clearly has massive hips and ample ass

>>150669112
Desu I'd go so far as to say that Blue Diamond's hair almost intentionally invokes the idea of boobs. It's draped over her chest as though it's resting on some kind of mass.

>>150669112
This reminds me.

Yeah, that position I think we a favorite that year, which I guess the people in the show later try to forget about due to nowadays libtards waiting for any excuse to "cancel" any artist.

>>150669131
That’s because she’s short

>>150668754
Well, Rebecca Sugar is. And Steven is pretty much directly based on her brother. Make of that what you will

>>150669754
If i was her brother i'd be offended because Steven is an insufferable faggot

I'll watch it, I suppose.

>>150669754
So we're all in agreement that Pearl is Rebecca and Steven is her imaginary odea of what she would be like as a boy.

Might be why pear feels like a real likeable flawed character. And I want to put my dick in her ass

>>150669778
What if it's an accurate depiction?

>>150660671 (OP)
It peaked at Stronger than You, declined to the trash. Got better during the Peridot Redemption Arc, absolutely sewer garbage during ANY Sadie focused episode, then recovered and died Post Gem Drill/Barn Uprooting.

>>150670201
That'd be funny

>>150670250
Peridot's redemption arc was gold. I just wish they didn't sideline her after that

>>150670201
It probably is

>>150660671 (OP)
>Is it worth a watch, like at all?
Unironically one of Cartoon network's best shows. Great music, beautiful visuals, fantastic character work, even some good action now and then. It didn't fully live up to it's potential but overall a great show.
Also probably the best ending to a series outside of maybe Ed,Edd,n' Eddy

>>150668754
His mother is not a jew so no

>>150660671 (OP)
Yes
If you're the kind of person who can say, "it looks kinda cute" then you'll probably like it.

>>150675145
Earth is gay

>Page 10
Rise from your grave

>>150660671 (OP)
If you're gonna watch Steven Universe keep in mind that it has REALLY high highs and some REALLY low lows.
In some episodes you're gonna be like "wow, this might be my new favorite show!" While in others you're gonna be like "wow what the fuck were the creators smoking?"
If you're gonna watch Steven Universe be ready to be frustrated A LOT.
If the high points make up for the low points is subjective, but prepare to be disappointed in some parts.
Heads up, some of the worst parts of the show are the "townie" episodes. Aka the ones that focus on the boring human side characters and not on the cool alien gems. You can actually straight up skip most of them and not miss anything plot relevant.
If you want a truly "good" show then Steven Universe ain't quite it because at least half of it sucks really bad. But if you think the excellent half makes up for it then it's up to you if you wanna watch it.

>>150660671 (OP)
I recommend only watching season 1 first, if you don't like it, you've seen the peak of the show. If you like it, get ready to see the characters ruined.

>>150660671 (OP)
>Should I watch Steven Universe?
Yes. Next question.

>>150676264
Samefag

>>150676083
>You can actually straight up skip most of them and not miss anything plot relevant.
This false. Do not listen to this man.

>>150668754
Mother is a space alien and his dad last names it's DeMayo's so no.

>>150676393
Ah yes. Cuz the episodes predominantly featuring Ronaldo and mayor Dewey are just soooo important to the overall plot.

>>150660671 (OP)
Yes, it's good when divorced from having to watch it as it was coming out.

>>150676083
Only the first 15 words of this post is true.

>>150660671 (OP)
Eh. It's not really worth it. The main draw of it was it being one of the first openly LGBT+ shows but it really didn't age well at all. With LGBT+ shows being so common now and a lot way better than Steven Universe it's not worth it.

>>150676431
Each townie episode reveals some bit of lore about the world or a character, but more importantly, they provide a dose of grounded reality to juxtapose the more fantastical stakes of the gem focused episodes. Steven Universe is not a show about some jaded anime protagonist fighting monsters, it's about an ordinary kid growing up while supernatural shit keeps disrupting the lives of the people in his otherwise quiet little town.

>>150677075
People didn't care about that much when season 1 was airing, what drew people in was that it started to have surprisingly mature moments and an increasingly expansive narrative with some horror elements mixed in. And then they dropped all of that by the middle of season 3 with the mature moments almost never happening, the story narrowing down, and the horror elements basically being abandoned. Season 1 basically feels like another show in retrospect, it even has stuff they just totally dropped like gem artifacts, which drive the plots of like half of season 1 episodes.

>>150677075
Incorrect. Not only is that not the main draw, it's not even openly gay. There are very obviously gay themes, but everything is framed metaphorically through the eyes of genderless rock people. There are no openly homosexual characters in the show.

>>150677075
People watched SU for the lore speculation and characters, even though both of those kind of got ruined as the show went on. Anybody that was "watching" it for LGBT themes didn't actually watch it in my experience and was just fishing for internet brownie points.

>>150677171
Season 1 was still drip feeding lore to the audience, it could take it's time with the plot because it wasn't clear yet where the plot was going. Once we hit season 3 there was a much more clear cut direction for the story to go and the show got much more focused on getting itself their because that's what the audience had become focused on.

>>150677213
>and the show got much more focused on getting itself their
I don't know what show you watched but it wasn't Steven Universe. Season 4 in particular was infamous for meandering around wasting time on nothing episodes with only a handful dedicated to the plot.

>>150677227
Yes, but it was a difference in dramatic setting. Season one is ordinary days getting interrupted my magic stuff, Season 4 is a space war getting interrupted by ordinary days.

>>150677266
Well that's true, it's honestly really weird how the later seasons just completely cut the weird alien stuff out of townie episodes when season 1 townie episodes were full of weird alien stuff. The Cool Kids almost get strangled to death by crazy gem flowers in season 1, you don't see any plot remotely like that by season 4.

Don't mind the contarians, when SU originally ran 10 years ago /co/ was going nuts over it. I was here when the whole board was breaking into "stronger than you" renditions for weeks. It's not mediocre, it is in fact Very Good.

This was before the whole Trump/MAGA culture war infected every corner of the internet. Early 2010s was a nice time, I miss those days.

>>150677298
Friendly reminder that the season 1 finale got a sticky and the /sug/ threads were regularly the fastest threads on 4chan.

>>150677298
>This was before the whole Trump/MAGA culture war infected every corner of the internet
There where still a few people even back then claiming that Steven was a direct attack against masculinity in general. But back then they were just a collection of loud weirdos and not, like, a political party.

>>150677129
The thing is I don't care about the backstory of Rotten Onion's family history or who Mr. Smiley used to be dating in the 1990s. I want to see gem fights in their homeworld. Homeworld was such a unique take on an alien civilization and Rebecca did jack shit with it.

>>150660671 (OP)
Pearl is the one gem that is consistently has lasting lore throughout the series. I'd say if you want to watch, she's a great reason to do so.

Peridot sex

>>150673116
>Also probably the best ending to a series
Lol

>>150677716
That's just how filler works

>>150680165
The Movie was the ending, anon. Like with Ed Edd n ' Eddy.

>>150682465
The movie was even worse than the finale.

>>150682686
Incorrect.

>>150682686
Correct.

No.

>>150660751
Pearl Jam

>>150660671 (OP)
For all its flaws, it's still worth watching through all the way at least the once.

>>150660671 (OP)
Should you though? Their porn stuffs are quite amazing...

>>150677129
Y'know I actually agree with this take but the problem I still have with the townie episodes is that so many of the townies are unlikable and it makes me not care enough about them to want to know about their "worlds"

Show was actually better when it was an oddball slice of life thing with strange alien women. Most of the citizens of the town were somewhat interesting.

When the other gems showed up and the real "plot" took off, they show became weirdly boring.

A few twists were interesting but it was mostly boring.

>>150682465
No, The Movie is not "the ending" because its not a conclusion to the narrative of the show. It's a standalone story that takes place years afterward.

If The Movie is "the ending" than what's Future?

>>150687178
The movie is the epilogue.
Future is an extended epilogue.

>>150687206
Future is the epilogue. The movie is its own thing, you don't even really need to watch it

Just noticed that the animation director is named Demayo.
Which was Greg's real last name before he changed it.

Also how the fuck do you pronounce Mlynarczyk?

>>150689282
>Also how the fuck do you pronounce Mlynarczyk?
Mluh-nar-chick

>>150677298
>Don't mind the contarians, when SU originally ran 10 years ago /co/ was going nuts over it.
Yeah, before season 3 when it was still remotely okay, you retard

>>150687178
The Movie is the ending, Future is the epilogue.

>>150689282
Polish people just be mashin keyboards bruh

>>150692124
Every Slavic language using the Latin alphabet looks like that

>>150669754
Isn't Steven's VA trans now?

>>150676264
Is Rebecca Sugar gay?

I want to fuck Garnet's brains out.

>>150660671 (OP)
If you are still here OP man. What kind of shows did you watched way before Steven Universe first aired on TV?

>>150687170
The only boring part was the filler

>>150677298
It ruined itself with Future

>>150660671 (OP)
Season 1 is peak.
Season 2 is mostly ok.
Season 3 onwards is where the show began to fall apart.

>>150698046
Season 1 is also 52 episodes long so there is a lot of content.

>>150660671 (OP)
Don't, you'll turn into a annoying fag.

>>150660671 (OP)
What kind of show did you like before Steven Universe, by the way?

>>150693544
It's just rumors, but he hasn't confirmed or denied

>>150694641
She's bisexual, which means she's straight

>>150660671 (OP)
You should watch Steven Universe only if you've already finished OK KO which is vastly superior and much snappier.3

>>150669754
Jews and Italians look, talk and act alike. It's a thing in America, sort of playful. Tony Soprano put it best by saying that Italians are "Jews with better food". Because we are, MATZO BALLS ARE GARBAGE YA HAIRY BASTARDS!

>>150702053
Dude we literally have images of him dressed like a woman

>>150698046
Season 4 is a bit of a letdown but at least the season finale is a banger

>>150702952
Tell that to John Cleese, he could just like wearing dresses. Until he says he's trans I say he's cis.

>>150703029
season 1 & 4 finales were a time to be here

>>150660671 (OP)
Don’t. I hate-watched it for a while during the end of season 1 into the following two seasons, back when I had such luxuries. The people saying S1 was good are literal faggots who care about nothing besides how many faggots are on the screen at once. It is the first 100% unrestrained jewish wokeslop propaganda cartoon, and the lack of self-control of the creator shines through every minute of runtime. At no point does it ever approach “good”. The novelty of using the google material web color picker in storyboards quickly wears off. It ran for long enough to accidentally have some interesting setups, but as soon as the writers realize that, they quickly squash it, sometimes in the very next episode. I wouldn’t even recommend watching it as a lesson in what not to do for animation.

The mishandling of peridot and yellow diamond was especially egregious.

Peridot is basically Invader Zim but with every last redeeming quality stripped away and replaced with an equally extreme negative quality. Where Zim is strong-willed, peridot gives up and relies on others. Where Zim is a skilled engineer, peridot can barely work an iPad despite existing solely to work with technology. Where Zim has an indomitable personality, peridot is submissive to the point of other characters in the show cringing. I have no idea why anyone likes her. She is made to be as pathetic as possible, and no human should relate to her in any way.

Yellow diamond also starts off being presented as a major threat, but gets talk-no-jutsu’d after proofing just…you guessed it…peridot. I can’t understand how in a show all about strong powerful wahmen, they felt the need to turn yellow from a strict businesswoman to a spazzy aunt-like figure. Her design is literally a girlboss, how did they fuck even that up?

>>150704206
>peridot gives up and relies on others
She fought a corrupted gem to the end despite failing and getting hurt over and over again. She also didn't fly away after realizing she'd have to fight the diamonds
>Where Zim is a skilled engineer, peridot can barely work an iPad despite existing solely to work with technology
I don't think Zim has ever used an iPad and Peridot built a mech with rockets and a giant drill out of barn equipment
>Where Zim has an indomitable personality, peridot is submissive to the point of other characters in the show cringing
Peridot told her god to fuck off, show me where any character ever "cringed at her submissiveness"

This post is basically proof SU haters have no idea what they're talking about

>>150703038
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_test

It's pretty good. Most Townie episodes kinda suck, tho

>>150705992
>Most
All.

>>150702063
>which is vastly superior
Kek, good one

>>150702113
IIRC most of Ashkenazi Jews' non-Levantine DNA is Southern Italian

No, it looks gay and retarded.

>>150704290
I’m not going to waste time arguing against nonsense like “peridot is le strong because she get Stockholm syndrome and switches sides the moment she is caught”. So gay

>>150707082
>switches sides the moment she is caught
She didn't switch sides until YD started being a bitch. If you have to keep making shit up like this then I understand why you don't want to argue

>>150703493
1 and 3*

>>150686456
GIWTWM

>>150660671 (OP)
Depends on your tolerance for gay shit

>>150698046
Some of season 4 is ok

the gems are alright but for me its steven

>>150711808
Chaser or not?

>>150711821
definitely not he's one of very few chubby characters i like

>>150711808
For me it's the world's strongest human.

>>150711808
fag

>>150660860
How so?

>>150677075
>The main draw of it was it being one of the first openly LGBT+ shows
Delusional

>>150662313
This, SU's success bred a lot of jealousy

>>150716739
Kys fagtard

>>150717286
Thanks for proving my point.

>>150717978
The point is that you are a fag

There is an unwritten rule that says everyone in /co/ should seek as much attention as possible

>>150718041
There's also this
>>150676759

>>150686456
If only Cuddlecore didn't start drawing asses fat to the point of grotesque.

>>150718095
He said he thought it was a shitty meme from /dbs/

>>150718168
Damage control

>>150711808
He's hot that hot, though.

>>150712062
Ms. Satan!

>>150719309
It’s the truth

>>150720354
It's clearly not a meme from /dbs/ because why would they parody Steven Universe? He was obviously damage controlling

>>150705758
Right but he doesn't present himself as a trans woman so its weird to make that leap. Call me when he's on hrt and has boobs.

>>150720471
How do you know he's not on hrt? Do you know him personally?

>>150668751
And now it's dead

>>150720443
It was a thread about “cucking” and he saw a Dragon Ball image, you do the math.

>>150669971
It's pretty alright so far. Funny sometimes too. I jerked my dick off so much that now somethings wrong

>>150721981
based

>>150660671 (OP)
No

>>150660671 (OP)
Why would you do this to yourself?

>>150717286
You first tourisperg
>>150718014
And another point is that you are a sperg.

>>150723737
This

>>150725435
NUTS!

>>150726188
Gottem

>>150725435
Trannyfag

>>150677185
The 'genderless' thing is completely from interviews though, other than that it requires some nerd leaps of logic like "well i guess theres no reason theyd have human ideas like gender, or genitals on their hard light bodies". They never say in the show that theyre not 'women'

>>150680165
The actual resolution was lame but the part in white diamond's head ship leading up to it was kino and you know it

>>150687170
It was really bittersweet because the Ruby baseball episode was hilarious but it was also the moment when you could really tell the writers were done giving a fuck about keeping tension in the overall plot

>>150698046
Season 2 is great even if it has a way different feel than 1. Season 3 is 'fine', mostly just the 'threat' is weak since theyre just rehashing a villain with an obviously retarded plan. Season 4 has some of the worst boring filler in addition to having minimal plot, while most of its 'happening' spills over into the rushed final season

>>150660671 (OP)
Watch it, but watch it with the expectation that they will never do anything cool with the plot devices they set up, and literally every thing will be forgiven because friendship is magic or some such shit.

as woke as it was, this moment was pretty kino
https://youtu.be/7gjY7QprXw8

>>150660860
Fucking this. The story of Future is that a good story knows when to end (I know they had to do Future to get the Movie made but Christ, I couldn't even finish it.)

>>150726937
It would've been funny if the gems fused into Obsidian and started kicking Blue's ass until she cracked

>>150660671 (OP)
The songs are catchy and the characters get cuter as the show goes on. It is the pinnacle of a show made by a major studio where the inmates run the asylum. The show is very inconsistent and stuff that gets set up is killed off for writers canonizing their ships. But when it hits on an emotional level, there is nothing else quite like it.
>It serves no functional purpose, it just makes me feel bad!

>>150726937
Somehow you cut that right before the actual kino part where Steven tries talking to Yellow and she just blitzes him stomps the fuck out of him without saying anything

>>150726937
The best villains are the ones that stomps Steven's shit in after he does his speech.
Coincidental? I think not.

>>150660671 (OP)
It depends. How much time do you have?

>>150727072
blue would have still won

>>150660671 (OP)
It depend on what's your interest here.

>>150730730
Elaborate

>>150731563
Yeah, I got nothing to say. Just saying nonsense to bump a thread. Really think OP Is gone now.

>>150732235
In that case thanks for bumping

>>150732318
You're very welcome.

>>150733105
It's always nice knowing people still care about SU

>>150660671 (OP)
i imagine a lot of the plot and details will go right over your head like most of the people on this website

>>150728758
About 50 years

>>150734635
Shut up Sugar

>>150735945
Lol. How can you shut up a sugar, anon. That's funny. You're funny!

>>150737005
You put it in water

>>150736988
Eggman would enjoy Steven Universe

>>150737005
I meant the creator

>>150738142
Maybe to laugh at it

>>150721981
How many episodes in are you?

>>150738167
He would find it relatable

>>150660671 (OP)
Nah, it's only good thing is all the off model porn it inspired. Otherwise it's forgettable.

>>150660860
I liked Future. Just wouldn't go into it expecting another major villain or action-focused payoff.

>>150738254
this

>>150660671 (OP)
It's fine. It's at its best when it isn't trying too hard.
Perpetual buttmads here act like it's the antichrist, but it's just a cartoon.

>>150660671 (OP)
yes

>>150739815
Why is Steven Universe hated this much and not shows like The Owl House?

>>150741160
because steven universe is yurifags while the owl house is for shotagods (ive never watched either)

>>150739815
>Perpetual buttmads here act like it's the antichrist
There was a schizo theory about Steven being the antichrist

>>150741160
More influential, ran for longer and this board accepted it a bit when it came out

>>150738221
>>150738142
How would you two know about Japanese Eggman?

>>150660671 (OP)
How would you watch it, though?

>>150660751
Nice Pearls.

>>150660671 (OP)
No

>>150660671 (OP)
Should you do?

>>150660860
But does Rebecca Sugar approve of it?

>>150660671 (OP)
Do you still here, OP senpai?

>>150660671 (OP)
Do you have the time though?

>>150747703
He's gone

More gem ass

>>150749541
That's the spirit!

>>150690839
No it's not

>>150727072
Yellow's too

>>150727039
>a good story knows when to end
So what the fuck is lars of the stars for?

>>150660671 (OP)
What's the point of watching this show, anyway?

>>150753939
I assume it would be to see what it's like.

>>150753939
also good

>>150754583
Very good ideas, poor execution

>>150660751
ssssssniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffff

>>150660671 (OP)
lol fucking no
>>150660751
too bad this is off-model because this is how she SHOULD have looked after the first season

>>150755440
Yeah. What was the Rebecca Sugar thinking?

>>150757422
That's the problem, she probably wasn't thinking to begin with. It could have been much greater if she could actually manage the crew

>>150756318
>lol fucking no
Why not?

>>150741199
Steven Yuriverse is OK, but if Rebecca Sugar was truly shotapilled, the show would've been unbridled haremkino.

>>150660671 (OP)
No. It's not good. Go watch Courage the Cowardly Dog instead.

>>150758017
Why is it not good? Do you have any actual logical reason?

>>150758011
>shotapilled
Jump off a bridge

>>150660671 (OP)
You can if you like it has its high moments, but honestly it’s kinda dull overall. Like I watched all of it and have never had the urge to rewatch the show at all other than the movie, and some moments in the show. The movie because I like spinel and some moments like two on one. I think you should always try a show for yourself give it like 3 episodes and decide if you want to keep watching.

>>150758712
Cope troon

>>150758751
Yes you are

>>150758712
>he doesn't want to watch a boy grow into a man by seducing space dykes and carrying on his dad's murdercock legacy one cleavussy at a time
If you're gay, just say that.

>>150758011
>but if Rebecca Sugar was truly shotapilled, all the gems would've been male instead and the show would've been unbridled haremkino.
because ss is gross

>>150758787
Stop projecting

>>150758812
>If you're not a pedofaggot like me, you must be gay
Kys

>>150758866
Stop talking to yourself

>>150758743
>give it like 3 episodes and decide if you want to keep watching.
What if he lands on 3 townie episodes?

>>150758872
Drawings aren't real life

>>150759706
>I'm only get hard to DRAWINGS of kids
Kys

>>150759706
>I only get hard to DRAWINGS of kids
Kys

>>150759965
bahaha

>>150759978
Cope and seethe tranny

>>150760421
Typo

>>150760436
Yes you are

>>150760463
Nice projection

>>150760482
Stop talking to yourself

>>150760543
I'm not

>>150760565
-He said to the mirror

>>150757853
abhorrent attention to detail in the artstyle, story that starts out fun but drops pretty much every ball it attempted to juggle, abysmal dogshit filler eps since S1 (fusion cuisine), unlikable characters that do nothing to deserve redemption but get redeemed anyway, and gave a horrible end to its main character when there's at least one or two completely different paths the average viewer could expect to take
it stopped being fun for me when the flaws outweighed the number of good reason(s) to continue watching (gem bitches are hot) and I dropped it around the middle of S3. spoiling myself on the major plot points afterwards showed me I was missing pretty much nothing, except catching Lars dying live that must have been fun as hell for /co/

>>150660671 (OP)
No

>>150760621
Nope

>>150761347
Yup

>>150760993
Ok so is it at least worth watching S1?

>>150660671 (OP)
What does Steven Universe have that I don't, /co/they/them?

>>150758872
>>150759978
>he thinks it's about the kid and not the horde of voluptuous whores crushing the kid's pelvis
Absolutely incapable of making it.

>>150763366
>No you don't get it, I get hard to kids having sex
Kys

>>150762212
Yeah, sure, the first season is a good smorgasbord of shit to great episodes so you'll definitely get mild entertainment value overall. Just don't expect the show to "pay off" or actually adhere to continuity in a satisfying manner. A lot of the action is frontloaded in the series as well, so you at least won't be bored.

>>150763851
Cope and seethe tranny

>>150764034
Yes you are

>>150765124
Nice projection

>>150765167
Yes yours is

>>150766505
It's yours

>>150763919
So it is at least worth watching some parts of the show

>>150766513
Yes it's yours

What are some other shows I can watch if I liked Steven Universe?

>>150769103
It’s yours

>>150770831
Family Guy

>>150770951
Go fuck yourself.

>>150770933
Broken recorder

>>150660671 (OP)
I heard Adventure Time is Steven Universe but better.

>>150772830
Steven Universe is better at serious plot.
Adventure Time is better at wacky hijinks.

>>150768618
in the same way Family Guy is "worth watching some parts of the show" it's a meme show at this point

>>150772830
It's Steven Universe but worse and less coherent.

>>150677298
>>150677337
I mean I was starting highschool at the time SU aired, will be honest as a libertarian that it is a fun show and I did like the characters but lacking functional masculinity was annoying. Steven needed someone like Finn the Human as a healthier big bro character to help him out rather than treating masculinity as a stinking leper. Will be honest I did not find Garnet hot, I prefered almost every other gem and Connie's mom to her for horny, even her component Sapphire was hotter. Garnet reminds me too much of Jotaro as she started out before becoming fusion exposition and the cube fro is just not appealing, since woman can say long hair on men is unattractive I can say having a fro like that is just not sexually attractive to me

>>150772830
>150772830
I mean I was person saying Finn like character in SU would have been a good character to have in the show. Adventure Time is arguably better though and this is someone who found SU had more tighter setting. SU got too needing to be feminine which isn't bad but god damn Sugar let the setting focus on the Gems if they are going that direction since the humans are boring shits to follow. It would be like if Adventure Time gave a lot of attention to the wrong character for way too long, like if somehow it was about Slime Princess or something. Just a character that is a part of the ubiquitous of the setting as weird random material creature being the standard, but is ultimately a human in terms of how they operate in the setting.

>>150772830
If by better you mean better at fucking up the ending then yes

>>150758837
Fag

>>150771326
Still you

>>150771071
Chill out it’s a joke

>>150775922
>>150775926
>Still going

>>150775933
I don't want jokes. I don't want people making humor. I want my Fire Emblem back.

>>150777215
The fuck has to do with all of this?

>>150777237
Stop making light of my inability to be happy.

>>150777248
Grow a pair

>>150777258
That's a dead-end statement

>>150777248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

>>150777266
nta but dead-end statements are pretty common here

>>150773983
Family Guy is one of the most popular shows of all time, if you're comparing Steven Universe to it then this show is definitely worth watching

>>150777974
sure, bud. sure...

>>150777974
STOP MAKING JOKES.

>>150778282
You're free to point out where I'm wrong (you can't)
>>150778289
NEVER

>>150770831
The Owl House

>>150668766
only half italian since his mom didn't have a nationality

>>150696380
Future was not that bad

>>150775922
Sperg
>>150764034
Arrest yourself and go to bed granny

>>150726748
A woman is a human female, gems are not human.

>>150726748
They're an asexual single gender species that reproduces artificially.
The fact that they look female and use female pronouns is odd, but no more odd than if they looked male and used male pronouns. Which would never be questioned.
Maybe they were created by a progenitor race that went extinct, and making them appear female was simply their aesthetic preference.

>>150784417
Gems are asexual? Since when?

>>150660861
Never understood the hate for Steven himself.

>>150785593
I think they mean hermaphroditic.
Aesexual would be like piccolos race.

>>150772830
Are you by any chance the OP of this thread? >>150660671 (OP)

>>150660861
He wears a pink jacket and turned a guy pink. He has faggoty powers

>>150785593
>>150788832
No I mean asexual. They don't have sex. And romantic love seems to be pretty alien to them. At least on homeworld.
>>150788832
This is what I was talking about. If the single gender species is male nobody questions it.

>>150789203
Wrong

>>150790557
based on what wrong?

>>150789558
They are all hyper fucking sexual, have romantic relationships and gay as shit.
And they are none sexual if they dont reproduce.

If it was men acting like this it would be 1000% gay. Full stop. You mean to tell me you cant tell the difference between normal female interactions and full on lezzing.

>>150791493
The crystal gems have some relationships, but they're not normal.
Gems are only supposed to fulfill their function and follow orders. Fusion is a weapon and relations between gems are mostly about hierarchy.

>>150790976
He’s just a faggot like Steven universe, like his room is pink and blue

>>150660671 (OP)
No

>>150677298
>SU originally ran 10 years ago

>>150792750
>filtered thread

>>150660751
FPBP

>>150792975
It started in 2013, which makes perfect sense to me.

>>150660671 (OP)
Don't do that

>>150792737
You are the faggot

>>150790976
Pink was a male color

>>150660671 (OP)
Are you a pedophile?
same answer

>>150796058
Seethe harder chud

>>150796058
What?

>>150795765
>Source: my ass

>>150796709
Wrong

>>150758837
Nuh uh

>>150797914
Nope

>>150798856
Yuh uh

>>150796120
Go to bed vurgin

>>150804025
Learn to spell, ESL
negating your gay sage

>>150775922
no shit, retard

>>150798856
yeah it is

>>150805002
how do you know he saged?

>>150795476
No u sperg

>>150805002
Learn to like golems, UOL
nibbating your downvote

>>150805167
I can sense it
>>150805197
>reddit projection
You have to go back

>>150805223
>reddit deflection
No u

>>150806076
Cope

>>150810060
Arrest

>>150792975
12 years ago

>>150810092
What

>>150795459
Why not?

>>150660751
She's not built like that

>>150816143
Canon designs are trash

>>150816584
Nope you coomertard

>>150816596
Cope

>>150816887
You are

>>150816887
Arrest

>>150789558
Homeworld is barely in the show though, everything about it is at least 90% told not shown. This was probably the big casualty of the rushed ending sadly, I really wanted to see more of the place and how it functioned, or didnt function

>>150816929
>>150816954
Samefag

>>150816969
Maybe we'll get more homeworld stuff in the spin-off

>>150811217
You don't interest politics either

>>150660671 (OP)
No

>>150821716
Why not?

>>150789122
Why do you think so?

>>150660751
orange flavored
>>150661039
lemon-lime flavored
>>150669112
blue raspberry flavored

>>150824242
based

>>150824202
I just want to talk OP about Adventure Time since that post bring it up.

>>150824202
So that's a no then, huh. Which is fine.

>>150828310
I'm not the OP of this thread

>>150824202
>>150829691
Alright then that's fine. So where did you heard of someone saying Adventure Time is better than Steven Universe, sonny?

>>150830927
I didn't

>>150663380
Nigga you alone on this shit. Them niggas chopped as fuck.

>>150668754
Probably

>>150832719
How?

>>150668754
He is a gem human hybrid

>>150833525
Yeah but what nationality is his human part?

>>150826931
OP is long gone at this point, dude

>>150721163
what did he mean by this

>>150689958
Season 3 wasn't bad either

>>150837138
I’m sorry, I have PTSD from /dbs/

>>150838578
Why? Did you fight a war with them?

>>150840246
I browsed it

>>150660671 (OP)
Literally just watch the movie and wash your hands of this series

>>150718041
wordfilters should be a solution, shame it stopped being relevant.

>>150841022
>Start with the movie that relies entirely on the rest of the show for context, and will otherwise just spoil the entire series in the worst way
Nice try, but your plan to intentionally ruin the show for people with bad advice stops here

>>150841022
The movie isn't even that good

>>150841186
already ruined

>>150844368
Already ruined as Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921

>>150726937
Honestly it's just distracting how beautiful Blue Diamond is.

>>150845443
Oddly specific

>>150841056
Wordfilters are cringe

>>150788832
>hermaphroditic.
I really doubt they meant this

>>150660671 (OP)
He was the Steven Universe after all.

>>150849561
He was the Steven Quartz Universe, to be exact

I'm a big believer that the Diamonds should've been executed for their crimes at the end of the series. Except Blue, of course. She can stay.

It's been 12 days, stop bumping this dead fucking thread already.

>>150851014
Nope

>>150847308
Yeah
and that's the reason that onions desu senpai still exists.

>>150845443
Tulsa what now?

>>150853142
And it shouldn't

>>150854214
because reasons

>>150854269
Because it's cringe

>>150853214
Who knows

>>150702952
>>150705758
This is how tumblypoos talk when they want you to believe someone is not-so-secretly trans (but in a good way). Appropriate to see it in a Esteban Universo thread, I guess.

>>150857680
Didn’t know that Indians used Tumblr

>>150788043
He’s simultaneously a gary stu and a wimpy bitch at the same time.

>>150857827
Still more interesting than 99% of male protagonists

>>150855714
But cringe enough to keep spammed more often until the staff are enough of these buzzwords.

>>150859127
esl

>>150860560
uol

>>150860910
mald

>>150859023
Shut up fatty

>>150660671 (OP)
If you've never watched Steven Universe, you hate Steven Universe because you've been told it has Lesbian Space Moms
If you watch the entire show, experiencing the highs and lows, you know Steven Universe sucks because of the show's two straight women.

>>150706607
Doesn't that mean Ashkenazi Jews are also part Greek because there have been Greek colonies before the rise of the Roman republic. There have been waves of Greek immigrant since then.

>>150660671 (OP)
I don't think you shouldn't watch Steven Universe to be honest. You better off watching actual GOOD cartoons.

>>150861517
bald

>>150811217
Wonderful cake you got there, ma'am.

>>150865502
mad

>>150862524
Is Sadie really that bad?

>>150865252
>I don't think you shouldn't
So he should watch it?

>>150867464
bad

>>150871867
>bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q

>>150871867
sad

>>150871867
rad

>Dad, your parents who were controlling and didn't want you to be yourself were good, actually!
>Now I'm going to crash this car due to how upset I am!
I think Future was genuinely the worst the series got. I could forgive the actual main show and the movie.

>>150703029
I hated that little blue fuck because of the fucking terribly annoying voice they gave her.

>>150660671 (OP)
It depends almost entirely on you as a viewer.

Do you enjoy cartoons that are aimed at audiences in the same age-range?

Are you okay with the idea that while many episodes may have action and fighting, many others may just be about a child learning life lessons or dealing with the weird people in town?

If yes, you'll probably like it. It's not a perfect show, but I personally enjoyed how much unexplained lore is sprinkled around in the background even in the early episodes, and then gets revealed later.

And if you're someone who makes a lot of original / fan characters, this show basically lays out a roadmap for it and encourages you to do so.

Someone has probably compiled a list of essential vs skippable episodes somewhere, if the life lesson / townie stories aren't your thing.

>>150689282
I don't know, but if you get them to say it backwards they'll get sent back to the 5th dimension.

I skipped the episode Rocknaldo and have never bothered to go and watch it since I fucking hate Ronaldo as a character. Did I make the right choice?

>>150660671 (OP)
watch peridot episodes, lapis and jasper episodes, the gems are on homeworld Episodes , yellow diamond episodes, Blue Diamond episodes , pink diamond episodes and watch the Lauren zuke episodes. Avoid the townies episodes and even the Rolando episodes as those are fillers to waste time. You can forget the movie and future series cause those are filler too.

>>150869782
I like her and Lars episodes. Shes not a awful townie character but i can see why people are annoyed at her.

>>150660671 (OP)
No, it's gay.

I hated connie, and I didn't like how they canned Peridot, who is the best character. Seriously, canning Peridot is by far Sugar's worst sin. There's lots of annoying episodes dedicated to the human characters, especially later on. And you should skip those. Also, I liked the fusions early on but not later. The fusions become more annoying, ugly, and monstrous, and the show became a fan-fiction of itself with connie fucking fusing with steven. Also, I thought the ending was super anti-climatic. Also, fuck that annoying thanksgiving episode. Holy shit, that's Sugar's second worst sin.

>>150875262
>I didn't like how they canned Peridot, who is the best character. Seriously, canning Peridot is by far Sugar's worst sin
100% agree with everything here

>>150875280
They should have given her more screentime, but they should have never given her magneto powers. Her power that seperates her from the other gems is her intelligence, and they should have kept it that way. She doesn't need magic powers, and her helplessness makes her entertaining but also hilarious when she makes weapons of mass destruction. She should have been like Donatello and make weapons, tools, and other things like portals for the gems to use. Also, I like the idea of her mogging Pearl with her superior intellect

>>150875341
I don't know about that anon I think her magnetism would work pretty well in conjunction with building weapons of mass destruction, it's just retarded how they were never used that way and they instead made her throw soda cans with them

>>150875359
I can agree, but I can't see it past how it's used in your image. The point I'm making is that Peridot proving herself despite having no magic powers is a much stronger message. She doesn't need to be a superhero to be a gem and so on. And her intelligence made her stand-out from the other gems, which they didn't lean into as much. And I'm disapointed that we were robbed of a scene of her teaching Steven math because that would be cute.

>>150875404
>but I can't see it past how it's used in your image
Oh it can be used for a lot more, building large complex machines requires moving lots of large heavy parts and I can see Peridot's metal powers being really useful here
>The point I'm making is that Peridot proving herself despite having no magic powers is a much stronger message. She doesn't need to be a superhero to be a gem and so on
Good point but I think she can still make her intelligence her main weapon, after all her metal powers can easily stop being useful in a fight if she builds something better. They can be used exclusively to help her build said something

It's boring as fuck desu not really worth the time investment. The end of season 1 and most of season 2 are pretty solid, but it's got a lot of lame, pozzed ahh type shit in it, weird gay/feminist stuff .Watch Adventure time instead, it has some of the pozzed stuff but with a much better story.

it's good in my opinion. look up what all the towny episodes are so you can skip them if you want, they're the only episodes not worth your time. most of the bad things are just people mad that it's either too gay or not gay enough.

>>150660671 (OP)
No

>>150875262
>Also, fuck that annoying thanksgiving episode
best Episode of 2016 bruh

>>150660671 (OP)
I'd rather watch 100 hours of scat porn than go back to the time this shit was overwhelmingly popular

>>150876022
Better yet, just watch actual GOOD cartoons than Steven Universe. Is not that hard, yo.

>>150660671 (OP)
It's a good show overall, but it basically peaks in season 2. You'll get more enjoyment out of being able to watch it as you want compared to the poor fucks who had to wait 6 months between every 5 episodes back when it was airing. Avoid spoiling it all for yourself, but be warned if you start developing your own headcanon and theories, you'll be disappointed later on.

I really miss /sug/.

>>150660671 (OP)
>Should I watch Steven Universe?
Should we all watch Steven Universe, at this point?

>>150878211
Yes

>>150850793
No one actually expected that revelation.

>>150660671 (OP)
i never binge watched a show so hard in my life, i need to do it again

>>150880589
Really?

>Good
>Underratedly funny jokes
>Great art direction
>Cool worldbuilding
>Townie episodes are comfy when you aren't waiting 6 months in between them, and usually they still progress the plot in some way
Bad
>Being narratively locked into Steven-vision is annoying
>Lapis sucks and is boring (but you probably won't notice because she's hot)
>Some townies do just suck (Ronaldo, Sadie come to mind immediately)
overall no more problems than any other western show. there is never a point where it actually sharply declines in quality, even at its most rushed it's better than most shows

>>150885535
>but you probably won't notice because she's hot
This is why I stan Lapis forever

>>150874412
>You dont get it Steven, my parents were the worst! Rules, curfews, no loud music after 10! I had to get out of there.
>Dad my aunts are literal giant space nazis that have been trying to kill me and my friends for years, and I still managed to find a way to get along with them.

>>150874412
Steven's actions in future weren't meant to be reasonable, they were meant to show that the traumatic events of the series had left him with serious emotional baggage.
That said, even for normal kids it can be really destabilizing to your worldview when you come to realize that the views of the parents you've lived your life trusting implicitly can still be fallible and biased.

>>150887503
Look at this picture for a moment and tell me what you get from it

>>150887655
Dad probably gave him the belt a few times.

>>150887655
Strict but loving.
Steve's dad seems like a burnout dumbass.

>>150887737
Exactly, not so nice after all

>>150887768
And yet he managed to marry a space princess, become a millionaire musician, help his kid save the world, and retire by 50 to his beachfront property and personal caretaker. So maybe he knew more about his destiny than his dad did after all.

>>150887769
Still nothing compared to what Steven went through.

>>150887769
Seeing how his son turned out, Greg's parents were right.

>>150888158
Greg is a cuck and marty made it

>>150887503
Getting along with the diamonds was a necessity to save the world. He still avoids them as much as possible.

>>150888278
>Seeing how his son turned out
A Space God who saved the galaxy with the power of kindness?
Oh yes, how horrible...

>>150888828
Marty was sad and alone, stuck doing ads for shitty products because he in the red to loan sharks.

>>150888828
Greg is a chad

>>150881940
im guessing u really liked it

>>150660671 (OP)
No

>>150660671 (OP)
Watch something good instead

>>150892367
Yeah that's why he wants to watch SU

>>150893535
lmaoooo no.

>>150893725
yes

>>150874787
You didn't miss much. It's got no plot relevance and is just Ronaldo sperging out the whole episode. I feel bad for his little brother having to pick up all the slack.

>>150660671 (OP)
No

>>150894101
Nope

>>150894926
yup

>>150896259
Wrong

>>150874787
>I fucking hate Ronaldo as a character
Well congratulations, you missed the one episode where he gets called out for his bullshit

>>150660671 (OP)
watch hilda instead

>>150896264
nope

>>150896529
Why?

>>150894914
Why not?

>>150899730
It's a pretty nice show with a similar aesthetic

>>150660751
I feel like Pearls can make women sexier If you think about It?

>>150903817
only if the pearl color matches the skin tone on women.

>>150889053
>saved the world
Sneeple exist
>kindness
You should watch the episode again.

>>150904438
>Sneeple exist
And they owe it all to Steven

>>150899730
hilda is quality

Sex with Amy

>>150908040
Excitement with Yes

>>150902040
why is it better than steven universe

>>150896529
Is Hilda the same as SU?

>>150910940
no

>>150908040
>AI

>>150896471
That episode was pretty good

>>150891456
Why not?

>>150918052
because the unsatisfying finales by both series.

>>150918085
What if I watch everything but the finales then?

Jeez, remember when 7 days was considered way too long for a thread's lifespan?

>>150919179
holly shit, i can't believe I got FP on such a long thread.

>>150919179
>7 days
there's other threads that reached between 12 to 18 days, or even more.

>>150660671 (OP)
Amethyst butt to kill the thread