>>150754648
To attract an emo bitch, one must become an emo bitch. You have to dress, act and actually like the stuff. Which means listening to shit like My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Rob Zombie, and the old Panic At The Disco. Can't be fat or too muscular, go for a lean physic. Tattoos and piercings will better your chances and some like guys with curly or poofy hair, but if you don't got that, just dye yours black.Those bitches want you to 'fuck the sadness away' so as long as you're above 6in, you're good. Most important, you have to be 'fun weird' not 'creepy weird.'