Thread 150849770

You WILL watch Hazbin Hotel season 2.

You WILL sing along to Hazbin Hotel karaoke with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

You WILL enjoy the show and post about how good it is on anonymous imageboards.

Can you hypnotise me to do so?

Gravity is PEAK.

I think Hazbin Hotel is better then Helluva Boss or whatever its called.

I want to cum inside Charlie Morningstar.

>>150849770 (OP)
>You WILL sing along to Hazbin Hotel karaoke with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
As someone who once worked in a bar with a karaoke night. Karaoke night was frequently the worst shift because you had to listen to them thinking they can sing while being the only ones in the bar sober enough to realize they couldn't. Especially if the we got the new Disney songs on the playlist that week.
I'm just now realizing that Hazbin was probably a horror show when it came out.
It'd be 3 chicks, one gay dude, and one of the girls boyfriends. You bet your ass they'd strain their vocals doing an off-key "You didn't know" while screaming "FUCK YEAH!" after the Charlie-Emily duet.

>>150851118
I'm a professional singer
By your estimation how easy would it be to bang one of those girls by showing up and killing one of the songs by one of the daddy characters

>>150851118
For reference. The hierarchy goes
>inspirational/"I want" song
Typically a girl whose going through some shit and recently decided that she's gonna give it her all or is here because her friends took her out to cut off some steam.
>Villain song
Theatrical gay dude having fun. Honestly typically a better singer than 90% of the people in the bar and wanted to show off
>Love song
Self-explanatory, new couple still in their honeymoon phase or longtime couple on some kind of "special occasion" date.
>Group ballad or big climactic song
This one can be fun or terrible and it all hinges on one thing. About 3/4ths the time, the people doing this one know they can't sing and will have the goofiest smiles plastered on their faces. But every once in a while, you get the most horrid motherfuckers who genuinely think they can sing and it's so bad you'll think someone forgot to add the accompanying recorder.

>>150849770 (OP)
I will play Gravity on repeat for the ten thousandth time and watch the show on MUTE while I ROOT for LUTE.

>>150851242
>>150851238
Also, banging aside, how frowned upon is it for an actual singer to go to karaoke? I've heard people basically say I should never go because it's for amateurs and I'd stop people from wanting to get up

>>150849770 (OP)
I'm going to the broadway event next week so I WILL do all those things

>>150851238
Depends really, with Hazbin I'd say you have a bigger chance than normal. Thing about the typical Disney songs is that they're mainstream as hell and commonly sung for the hell of it. It's up in the air as to whether or not you're dealing with a genuine Disney adult. With Hazbin, you know that the person who would go and do Hazbin karaoke is a Hazbin fan.
Consulting the chart >>150851242
your big issue can be seen in the villain song. If a guy goes out there by himself and sings broadway style, half the bar is gonna instantly assume you're gay or taking the piss. An all guy-group or duet is typically like "Hakuna Matata". The larger assumption/stereotype is generally that straight guys aren't gonna solo the karaoke with any passion, they're just gonna have fun with that shit.
Even worse, if she knows you're straight, the Hazbin girl is gonna easily catch on that you're trying to pick her up so you'd need some charisma to charm her beforehand since it'd only work if she's already interested.
So I'd recommend against

>>150851319
Okay, here's the issue. Never underestimate what kind of dumb emotionally volatile shenanigans drunks are capable of.
You know those "two guys looked at each other wrong" or "one guy got pushed into the other because the restaurant was crowded" bar fight tropes you see in media? They're real and they're just the surface. I have seen bar fights break out over whose turn it was to order a round, I have seen barfights break out over missing phone chargers, I have seen barfights break out because two girls who already secretly hated each other or were after the same guy ended up drinking while hanging around a mutual friend.
Some people will come in flat out hoping to get in a fight because they've had a bad day and were already a bit buzzed when they came in.
A drunk dude thinking you're there to show him up and walking up to assert himself before getting sporadically angry and knocking you in the jaw is not out of the question.

>>150851367
Makes sense
Fuck it, then, if I do go to a karaoke bar playing disney/musical stuff I'll just do Eye 2 Eye because that song kicks ass

>>150851533
Fair enough, but I'm not really concerned with whether some drunk asshole is gonna be a drunk asshole
I just don't want to go to a karaoke bar, belt out a song, and get a bunch of dirty looks because I soured the mood.

>>150849770 (OP)
I will fap alone to Charlie and Vaggie munching each others' vaginas and that's the best you're getting from me.

>you know maybe it's a good thing people have to be hypnotized to watch hazbin hotel
>Oh yeah?
>Yeah maybe they can hypnotize vivzie to stop eating so much!

>>150851600
That could happen.
Here's the reality. Karaoke night isn't about who sings best, it's about a bunch of people who are drunk enough to not mind the fact they can't sing. Every once in a while you get like, someone who nails it but even that's like just a good singer or a theatre kid whose in on "the joke" and presenting themselves as a juxtapose to everyone else.
I'd play down the talent if you can. The mood is heavily dependent on keeping things feeling casual.

>>150849770 (OP)
Charlie looks like The Mask or Ace Ventura from their respective cartoon series with that facial expression.

Gravity was developed exclusively to trick the populace into thinking this show ever takes itself seriously or ever decides to do something cool.

>>150851657
People who can't into jokes should not use this format.

>>150851753
Lose some weight

>>150849770 (OP)
i'll watch it because i enjoy how bad it is and not because it's good
i will jerk off to Charlie, Vaggie, Nifty, Lute, Emily, Any and all female characters and Cherry bomb sitting in the cuck chair while sir pentious fucks Seraphim

>>150849770 (OP)
>the fanfics and fancomics of the show had surpassed canon in quality.
>people only watch this show to get an introduction to the characters.
>the show had been surpassed by its own canon.
>you get more interesting stuff out of fan content than the og show.
>people love adam and lute more than the main cast.
>we'll never see the show reveal that adam was the victim in all of this.
>we'll never see adam finally at peace in some beach on hell with lute.

>>150851888
I watch only because then I can go to the fan content to enjoy actual stories while also indirectly enjoying viv willful incompetence in full display.

>>150851988
still, what a shame...so much potential only for it to be squandered.

I probably won't cause I boycotted both her shows when she fired all the pilot VA's, although it seems like somehow i had fucking omnipotence cause I've never seen any proof that I missed out lol
also with how much of a shit show the VA guild turned out to be the VA's are probably glad now too
I will wack off to the characters though

>>150851967
I think it's because a lot of that stuff came out before it became more apparent that Vivzie wasn't actually intending to play with the kind of Dante's Inferno/Paradise lost lore or the demonology/angelology she studied for the shows.
Once that became more apparent, I think a large amount of the male audience just sorta tapped out.
Especially in regards to everyone slowly realizing there was no plan to bring Michael in on the heaven side of things.

>>150852227
that explains a lot...and why fan stuff of this show is better than the show itself.
so this whole gold mine degraded into the animated equivalent of a betsheda game, leave it to the modders to fix the glitchy mess.

>>150852227
>realizing there was no plan to bring Michael in on the heaven side of things.
it's been one season...

>>150849770 (OP)
>you WILL fap to Charlie until your balls are flat
Yes, I do believe I will. Also, why is off-model art of Charlie so much hotter than on-model?

>>150852329
and this is vivzie we are talking about.

>>150852459
If her hooves actually looked like that, it'd be cute. Her canon hooves are freakish.

>>150852459
the on-model is bad on purpose
bitch used to have physics, even, but that had to go

>>150852227
Yeah I think you got it. If you view it as a show for theater kids to gush over and dress up as the characters it's hard to not see it that way, heaven is just a generic jrpg celestial kingdom(I think it's actually more Jewish than Christianity though, crosses and Jesus are pretty fucking big deals in one and not the other)
Actually how popular are these shows with their intended audience? We know helluva gets millions of views but I know that if you went to a group of theater kids and asked them what show they would want to dress up as and sing they would 99% of the time say TADC

>>150849770 (OP)
>You WILL sing along to Hazbin Hotel karaoke with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
I will watch Hazbin Hotel and sing Karaoke if it means I don't die alone and unloved, sure.

>>150852771
Even if you and I get gfs will they want to karaoke with us songs of a preteen show? Genuinely asking

>>150850972
A relatable aspiration.

>>150849770 (OP)
I'm just here for the porn.

>>150849770 (OP)
I don't give a shit about this show, and neither do you. Now give me the best artists that do Charlie R34.

I dont get it, so what makes hell so bad without the purge? The Vs? Cant they just kill them with the angel weapons now? Seems like hell should be worse for the conflict of the show to make sense

>>150852329
We literally have the trailer for the big "heaven-hell" war arc and haven't gotten a single mention of him. For people who care about that side of things, they'd bring up his name in the trailer if he was in there for the simple fact that it'd be a massive hype/speculation driver.
>>150853381
The more you look at the angel lore, the less sense the Exorcist army actually makes. They supposedly had angel variants of every weapon ever made. Yet you go to the actual finale and they're not carrying anything but swords and spears. You'd think that if "extermination is entertainment", they'd bring guns and play demon shooting-range or something for the hell of it.
The angel army just lacks the ability to feel like a threat

I wish Mimzy had more sexy art

Correct because there isn't anything mire beautiful than redemption and that's what this show is all about. Everyone is good inside

I only watch this because the characters are hot.

>>150851118
>>150851242
>Disney songs
Can I pick "They're Savages" and sing "Their whole disgusting race is like a curse"?

>>150849770 (OP)
It's funny that a show that markets itself as a musical has literally zero good songs

>>150849770 (OP)
I hope that season 2 learns to slow things down because there are some stuff in season 1 that happens in a breakneck pace

>>150854053
Poison is an absolute banger. You just have shit taste.

>>150854138
It's garbage, fuck you and fuck your shitty tastes.

>>150854164
>>150854138
addendum, you say you "like" just because you want to fug the bug

Next season needs to have Charlie naked with visible nipples

>>150854053
It doesn't have many songs at all. It's barely a musical.

>S2 finale
>lute almost kills charlie
>vaggie takes the hit
>lute becomes fallen angel
>vaggie dies
>charlie rebounds with emily
>fallen lute hooks up with adam who's been reborn as a sinner
>both pairs have messy sex

>>150850549
Hazbin has a plot beyond gay owl melodrama, so yeah

>>150849770 (OP)
Why would I do any of those when there's better things out there?

>>150854487
Vaggie and Charlie aren't going to die, the plot will have you believe Vaggie will die but it will actually be Lucifer

>>150854441
It considers itself a musical.

>>150854441
>>150854714
Two songs in every 20 minutes is a lot more than most musical movies.

how does she smell?

>>150849770 (OP)
I've never seen a character so perfectly designed for forced weight gain fetish art

What happens if I don't?

>>150853287
aren't we all?

>>150853484
charlie?
what the fuck?
what are you doing here? and why use a tripcode like a faggot when you can be anonymous?
holy fucking shit you are just like your parents girl, you just can't stop attention whoring can't ya?

>>150849770 (OP)
Soul vs Soulless

>>150855837
blacked vs pure virgin

>>150855837
man...what a wasted chance this was.
>>150855891
which one?

I like that psychotic dictator Charlie idea.
>YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

>>150853709
If it's on the playlist, yeah.
Depending on the bar, it could cause a massive shitshow or the drunks will just keep drinking.
Believe me when I say that you'd be far from the first person to use racism for shock value during the evening/night shift at a bar.
If it's a black guy vs white guy showdown, you've got a 1 in 4 chance that an N-bomb is getting dropped while they're still in the verbal stage of the fight.

>Loli Charlie
Because if she wanted to choose a form that appealed specifically for me that's exactly what she'd go for.

Honestly i am just curious about the snake guy in heaven.
Lute sexo.

>>150851657
>You know that vivizie show I was so excited about?
>Oh yeah, how is it?
>A waste of time, no blacks in sight

I miss Katie killjoy

>>150855964
>"I'm trying but life got hands."

>>150849770 (OP)
I'll watch it, but I don't plan on getting Prime Video (fuck Jeff Bezos).

Does anyone know a good website where I can watch it?

>>150849770 (OP)
NUH-UH!

>>150857259
Google it faggot. It's not hard to find a dozen of decent sites. Seriously grow up.

Amazon posted episode descriptions for S2 for anyone interested

Fuck no.

I heard there were new leaks, is it just the official episode titles and blurbs ir us there more?

>>150858857
So... are they going to upload the entire season at once?

If that's the case, it would make it difficult to watch. I mean, it's either binge-watching it without processing anything that happens, or watching it at your own pace but eating up as many spoilers as possible.

>>150858964
The airdates are included. It's 2 eps a week.

Post that one scary image of what Charlie looks like without the cute filter. I like that one

>>150858857
I wonder if they split season 2 in half, with the second half being season 3 now. Basically to help with pacing issues. Because I'm looking at these episode descriptions and 8 doesn't seem like a very conclusive finale.

I remember Viv hinting that Hazbin could get a season 5, maybe it was because they split the season.

>>150849770 (OP)
>You WILL sing along to Hazbin Hotel karaoke with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Do artificial people count?

>>150857079
I miss her too. The new one isn't her, but some one note Bryce Tankthrust joke that's not even funny. That one is just Vox's clown.

>>150854989
Actually, they want to do three songs per episode.

>>150854637
I don't believe Lucifer isn't dying if only because it seems way too obvious for him to get killed off, he's Vivziepop's favorite and there is no way Vivzie would allow a woman to kill off her favorite twink.

You WILL have sexual fantasies about Vivienne Madrano.

>>150859637
There are better porkers out there. Respect yourself, anonymous.

>>150859637
There was a guy who was obsessed with her, and he was spamming an AI nude image of her. I wonder what happened to him... he probably took his own life or something.

>>150859637
She gives me the vibe of that one aunt that takes you to get ice cream and buys you lots of toys for no reason

>>150849770 (OP)
I only care Lute
Thanks to Gravity tho she got a lot of cool fanart

So last year the first four episodes of season one were leaked

Early this year some of season two early animation and songs were leaked

Amazon is now sending copyright notices on twitter on the latest music video


And now they revealed the names and synopsis for the season two episodes before their released date

Why is there always poor mismanagement with this show?

>>150849770 (OP)
>You WILL watch Hazbin Hotel season 2.
Not sure, I watched the first season on Prime Video when I had a subscription, but I didn't find it remarkable. The jokes are crude but tasteless, and the whole Hell vs. Heaven thing is quite disconcerting, considering the guys from Hell aren't actually good guys. The only thing I liked was the romance between Hazbin and the fallen angel, but we barely got any of that.

>>150860272
Me too, Lute rocks, but I'm worried about what the creative team might do with her. The way I see it, there are two possible paths: either they give her a miserable, undignified death like Toffee in Star vs. the Forces of Evil, or they give her a pathetic redemption arc like a Steven Universe character.

And I honestly don't know which scenario could be worse.

>>150849770 (OP)
Eat shit, Digital Circus mogs.

>>150853359
You guys are crushing my balls...

>>150858857
Episodes 2-4 all sound like absolute filler.

Will she ever appear again?

>>150849770 (OP)
Fuaaark! yes, my queen.

>>150861345
I miss her so much bros

>>150849770 (OP)
She’ll probably fart

>>150861355
And tom trench too I guess, I miss both of em

>>150861368
Vivzie made two of the most fun characters only to not use them at all, sad.

>>150861409
Damn shame, I was hoping to see them again in the show. Sucks that their dropped characters. Oh well.

>>150861355
I miss her too.

>>150860504
Because fuck Vivziepop I guess

>>150861368
Show should have been renamed to
"Helluva News"

Premise is these two fucking around doing half assed journalism and lazy reporting cause who cares they're in hell anyways

Would have been an instant hit but vivzie couldn't see the vision

>>150861527
Peak idea

Make it about how these two report the human who has sinned the most this week and they make bets on eachother based on that, the problem is the bets always turn sexual regardless

>>150861355
She’ll probably fart

>>150859637
Sure why not

>>150861243
The one not voiced by Brandon?

>>150860227
So, a nice lady?

haven't caught up since I told myself to never watch another single episode ever again beginning from Sinsmas and 2nd season of Hazbin Hotel, should I just bite the bullet and torture myself who literally does not give a fuck about Vivziepops' fujoshi yaoi bait and despises horrid pacing+show just being a excuse for being goon shit? Has it even slightly improved since then or is it more singing with pretty animation that's still utterly shallow as fuck?

>>150859637

why is it always the long gel nail women that are always the most annoying on this planet

>>150863413
>is it more singing with pretty animation that's still utterly shallow as fuck?
honestly, you're looking for stuff in the wrong place.
i don't care about the goon shit, i like the animation and the songs, if you're looking for something else, i have no idea why you would watch more than 5 minutes of anything produced by Vivziepop

Post Arackniss.

Is Charlie going to fuck Emily? Lol

>>150864484
Obviously

>>150855963
Charlie’s Inferno

This SHIT is why Skibidi Toilet won.