Thread 150879657

You're my hero Davie. Also, I swear if Lucy is romantically blushing at him next page. Fuck off Lucy, you need no more guy blankets.

Go dog

>>150879657 (OP)
A david rebound is quite possibly the most annoying way this comic could go right now. But I think its just her being flustered because she's being suddenly asked to go back to the table.

davidGODS

>>150879657 (OP)
>Page comment

Remember, Lucy does not want to be treated nice, she needs her boundaries pushed

>>150879657 (OP)
David continues to be a walking plot-enabler rather than a real character. Notice how he magically vanished and reappeared according to how welcome/useful his "comedic" relief would be. A yet more shameless version of what he did back during New Years, avoiding Mike and Paulo's serious emotional talk only to jump back in with his stupid antics once all was said and done. Taeshi's narrative is coming to run more and more on his toonforce bullshit. And of course no one dares tell her it's a sign of her incompetence as a writer.

>>150879694
>A david rebound is quite possibly the most annoying way this comic could go right now
I dunno, it would aptly demonstrate how pathetic and flighty Lucy is or has become, even if the comic refuses to admit that.

>>150879736
None of what he's about to do seems to have any relevance at all to where he's been.

>>150879742
>aren't Mike and Abbey the same
Who the fuck thought this?

>>150879742
>do you consent?
>aaaauuugh

wow!

Meanwhile, in Consequences...

>>150879779
Someone on Tumblr https://bsky.app/profile/taeshi.bcb.cat/post/3m3dd7yf5xc2z

>>150879793
Lucy wants someone to ravage her without asking for consent

>>150879810
>Abbey is too good for her
Taeshi talking sense for once, who would have thought

I was out driving at night and a young woman in distress flagged me down and asked to hitch a ride to her place. When I followed her instructions I drove up to a graveyard and when I turned around to ask her what the hell, she'd disappeared from my car. I never heard the door open, who was girl??? Before that happened she said "The retarded dog will tell the bpd cat the lunch table would pick her over the weepy twink. Twink is sad, bpd cat is touched."
>>150879742
>Abbey you idiot!
>No means YES

>>150879657 (OP)
>How about YOU go fuck yourself! :D
YESSSSSSS

>>150879779
None of the traits that Taeshi assigns to Mike have been retained by his modern incarnation, so the notion does not surprise me. Abbey has way more of a spine than the comic claims, though, and would've lost patience with Lucy's antics pretty quick.

>>150879829
If Abbey's in simp mode he'll put up with a lot as long as the girl stays at least kind of loyal, seeing how long he stayed with Daisy

>>150879825
I like how Mike's holiday party prophesy is being fulfilled in the dumbest way possible. He's right (again) but Taeshi once again proves she is awful at her one job.

>the panel shuffle on the booru got removed
Hilarious, making James at least briefly question the accusations before immediately writing Mike off at least flowed better than "fuck you, oh wait was that stuff true?"

Leakanon are you still out there?

>>150879694
She's probably being slutty and thinking of David's cock and nothing more, it would make sense for her character to either see that or him as a future Mike/Augustus replacement.
>>150879736
For real though, I think she forgot David was there and remembered to add him. I can't blame her, on my last fanfic I completely forgot Jordan existed in a scene.
>>150879797
Yo, I love this! Especially Lucy crying for Mike, I've always wanted to see that.

>>150879841
Abbey was in simp mode for Daisy, a sweet and supportive girl who got him through a really dark time and coasted on that goodwill for a long while. Abbey also decided Sue was a dumb bitch with stupid opinions pretty quickly and had zero issue butting heads with her.

>>150879694
David might really be physically picking her up and carrying her off

>>150879854
I hope Leakanon is with HYDRA. Cut off one head, two more rise.

>>150879851
Taeshi cannot take even one iota of criticism and either shrieked at Suitcase until he removed it or it was a preemptive deletion meant to avoid that.

>>150879742
I guess that's why I couldn't figure out which qualities Taeshi was talking about last thread: they're from a version of Mike that's been dead and buried for over a decade. The primary contradiction of Mucy is that Lucy is in love with a version of Mike that is no longer allowed to exist, largely due to how it would interact with Lucy herself.

Also damn Taeshi's been drawing Lucy really horny lately.

>>150879868
Yeah Abbey's type isn't bitches, good for him

>>150879825
I don't want you to be right, and yet I see that you must be right.

>>150879742
>Confirm Lucy expected Mike to just push past her bullshit and disregard her boundaries, and he's an abuser for not doing so, in a shitpost

>>150879895
Remember, she never fucking wanted it.

>>150879880
apparently the person is banned
Probably a new user who only posted that

>>150879742
>>150879793
>>150879810
>>150879825
To play the devil's advocate here, I think it's just more of a thing where some women like to see men being assertive, confident, and 'fun' to be with. Not all women want that though, and it varies, it just seems to be the case with Lucy.

>>150879914
Yeah, and it's a real darn shame that she on the other hand is a perpetually unfun psychotic shrew of a girl who no one in their right mind would ever bother to court.

>>150879914
I love mocking Lucy but in that comic she's not saying no, she's making a sexually aggressive move on them

>>150879793
>>150879810
>>150879742
this is why she can't lock down a man, she wants to get raped. I mean she HAS to get raped by her crush in order for her to be locked in with a man. Maybe pushing Mike this far, he will finally rage rape her or something, and she will be like "omg yes" hahahaha

>sorry doesn't mean much if you keep doing exactly the same thing
...What, "harming" Lucy by existing and not reading her fucked up mind? I'm starting to think that--rule of thumb--nothing Mike feels guilty about should be taken seriously. This isn't gaslighting anymore, it's a planetary-level atmospheric poisoning with hallucinogens.

>>150879914
Knowing she would melt in his arms but deciding to respect her proclaimed boundaries is part of the attraction. Lucy wants to be intensely desired, not raped.

>>150879925
Yeah, it is a bit annoying how Lucy isn't fun at all, she is just perpetually pissed.

>>150879825
Yeah that's about what I expected. All this time, she only resented her friends because they hadn't kicked Mike to the curb. Paulo's only mistake was asking Lucy to make the call.

>>150879914
thanks for (you) me
My husband asked for consent the first times we would go further the relationship even if I was the horny one. I still appreciated it instead of.. being annoyed? or whatever Lucy is doing. I know it's an exaggerated comic, it still looks weird

I actually thought he was super cute, resulting in more horniness, but it's probably a me thing

>>150879942
>the real reason why Lucy doesn't want to discuss her nightmares is because they're actually wet dreams
>Alejandro always turns into Mike at the last minute
>Lucy has to change her sheets at least twice a week

>>150879980
>All this time, she only resented her friends because they hadn't kicked Mike to the curb
That's the "sensible" reason. Don't forget that she also seems to blame them for getting beaten up and intimidated into submission by her near-rapist.

>>150879914
you are right, just last time taeshi said something like "lucy doesn't want a knight in shining armor" when she clearly wants one, just one she can banter with

Abbey never liked Lucy tho

>>150880048
The comic is hypothetical

>>150879980
>You mean the friends who constantly shower me with validation and want to be close to me ACTUALLY accept me?
I give her a week before she's kicking Paulo to the curb while blaming him for it

>>150880048
He tried being nice to her...once. She immediately punished him for it and I don't think they ever seriously interacted after that point.

>>150880065
Personally, I'm waiting for Lucy to cuss out Sue for daring to not anticipate her mood swings.

>>150880048
Still gave Mike shit for not saying yes though, Lucyspace is just that powerful.

>>150880004
>change her sheets at least twice a week
This ties in with Lucy and her pee fetish omg

>>150879793
Look I love shitting on Lucy/Veronica as much as the next guy but if a girl is deliberately trying to kiss you (or more), your reaction is "wow wait umm are you consenting to this???", she gets understandably upset at your retardation and your take-away from it is "oh I get it! this girl wants to be raped!", then there might be something wrong with you

>>150879694
fuck you david is the best character
david is literally me

>>150880096
Abbey was firmly in all women are queens white knight mode back then and did not understand how much of a selfish bitch Lucy could be.

>>150879825
>REEEEEEE I don't want to be friends with them! They betrayed me by getting beat up and only want me to make themselves feel better! I want them away and will wear Augustus on my pinkie as a repellent! I want to be left alone! I don't care that they're always siding with me and forgiving me, they don't deserve me!
>They want me back? And are going to kick Mike without asking me to get involved? :3c
Control your fucking narrative woman

>>150880128
If being a nervous dork is enough to get her upset, sounds like the girl herself is a problem. Red flag, avoid.

>>150880149
This fits with Lucy being an insane teenage girl, though. She craves the validation returning to the table brings, along with the pain it causes Mike, while resenting the company such a move will actually bring. She's basically an insecure histrionic stuck up snob.

>>150880128
I mean, we are talking about Abbey, the guy with the abusive father who killed her mom, a girl wanting to get that intimate with him makes him sweat bullets because it gives him panic, he did the same with Daisy

>>150880128
Lucy is the type of girl that would read books on getting used like a fleshlight by minotaurs
Until she breaks and starts peeing everywhere... That's another fetish of hers
.....
/r/ing Lucy peeing on Mike's tree, just to get back at him

>>150879657 (OP)
Leakanon save us

>>150880235
patreonfag here, it's more David saves the day, Mike feels like shit (David attacks him), Lucy sees hope

>>150880245
>David attacks him
For what?!

>>150880232
>Lucy is the type of girl that would read books on getting used like a fleshlight by minotaurs
Neither of them know it, but nobody enjoys Sue's anonymously posted werewolf erotica more than Lucy.

>>150880260
it's more of a metaphysical attack, he stings his heart but what he says

>>150880260
David just hates Mike

>>150880260
MIKE
BAD

>>150879793
Asking explicitly is autistic behavior and lame, for once Lucy is right here.

>>150880128
This. Perhaps /bcb/ is full of incels after all.

>>150880245
The fact that at least one of the patrons earnestly predicted that Mike and David would become close friends never ceases to make me laugh. His one actual character trait is not giving one flying fuck about anyone save Paulo and maybe Lucy. He's shown absolutely no hesitation to show up or shit on Mike.

>>150880276
Gee bcb how come your mom lets you have TWO "we don't even need Mike anymore"?

It's truly amazing how many people, even some in these very threads, think David was going to be anything other than another instrument of tormenting Mike. I'm more excited for next update's reactions than the actual page, to be honest.

Anyway I can't wait for the exciting next episode of All of Mike's Fears are True and He's Stupid for Having Them and All of Lucy's Fears are Obviously Delusional but Everyone Needs to Apologize for Them Anyway.

>>150880322
You don't know how much I wanna rape Lucy, Anon, I've drawn her rape situation so many times and placed them in her USB head, alongside many private fanfics. It can't be helped

>>150880370
Understandable desu

is mike actually a bad character?

>>150880367
>Anyway I can't wait for the exciting next episode of All of Mike's Fears are True and He's Stupid for Having Them and All of Lucy's Fears are Obviously Delusional but Everyone Needs to Apologize for Them Anyway.
If not for Taeshi's own apparent descent into insanity, I'd swear this was all a setup for the biggest "Mike was completely right and Lucy's about to get a huge wakeup call" plotpoint of the comic. Albeit executed in a way that demands Lucyspace and psychic shenanigans are canonical phenomena.

>>150880370
YOU! You're the one doing some voodoo shit to Taeshi! Start saving copied of psychology and self recovery books right now! And throw the complete /ic/ recommendation list while you're at it

>>150880381
Bad as in morally or bad as in poorly constructed and/or utilized?

>>150880128
Read >>150879999

>>150880405
morality

>>150880397
If it's some voodoo shit, I'm gonna draw Lucy peeing, and place that in her head, and we might get a new official Lucy pee comic strip or something. Gotta use this power the right way?

>>150879999
>>150880413
Yes, it's a you thing, weirdo.

>>150880459
I would say more for me, but im not into cheating lol

>>150880370
Please release, I'm reading all the fanfictions I can find.

>>150880415
Then no. Objectively speaking, Lucy's hangups are insane, her version of events is reality-adjacent, and Mike accepts blame primarily because of guilt-induced brainworms. The last point of course regularly enforces the impression that Mike should be blamed because it is rarely if ever contradicted. See Daisy's pep talk in the library as an exception that proves the rule.

>>150880415
Mike is not a bad person in the sense that his actions are aimed at hurting others or detrimental of his surroundings ON PURPOSE, but he tends to retract from calling injustice out in time, gives people too much patience and trust and waits for things to be too much to handle and then snaps, in that sense he enables harm and drama on others and himself. He's means good but leaves things to worsen too often. It's, forgive me for using such a loathed word in this comic, nuanced
He's above Paulo and below Sue, if you can believe it

>>150880582
where does david stand?

>>150880582
Sue's worst sin (arrogance) is worse than Mike's.

>>150880582
It's more that the universe this comic takes place in actively punishes Mike no matter what move he does or does not make. It's not nuanced, just retarded.

>>150880595
He's a meme character so he doesn't matter.

>>150879742
>Taeshi pretending Mike is still doodle-era Mike and all the damage she did to his character didn't happen
She turned him into a boring fuddy duddy just so she could force PxL and after getting bored with them just decides that the last 17 years was non-canon so she can justify shipping MxL again?
Legit, go back to 2008-2015 and try to find anything drawn by Taeshi where Mike isn't a boring stick in the mud who's so nice he annoys Lucy, it doesn't exist because Taeshi explicitly ripped all the fun out of him.

>>150880595
Anywhere Taeshi wants him to. He's not a real character.

>>150880616
>>150880602
but he's my favorite character

>>150880595
If he was a character he'd be a creepy weirdo who has no consistent positions on anything except that he wants to orbit Paulo and resents Mike for being competition for the crown of "Paulo's best friend." Good thing he's not a real character.

>>150880634
That is unfortunate and a cause for self-reflection.

>>150880595
David is a non character

>>150880598
Sue's arrogance is self damning and the way she acts about it is trying to push herself forward instead of taking others down

>>150880600
I mean his character is, no doubt the comic itself would send him to purgatory if it could, but Mike could have done a lot of things to avoid all of this happening as simple as not play along Lucy's tsundere bullshit, you can support someone without being their teddy bear

>>150880634
Put your trip back on faggot

>>150880505
I can't do that Anon, my fics are very badly written

>>150880610
man...
she fucked up so bad

>>150880678
Anon this is BCB, the ceiling of what we consider good is not very high

>>150880662
>Mike could have done a lot of things to avoid all of this happening as simple as not play along Lucy's tsundere bullshit
That's what we in the biz call "blaming the beaten woman for not leaving her abusive man." Which he did eventually do, and the comic has been punishing him for it ever since. So, again, it boils down to retardation.

>>150880664
I don't have a trip
>>150880662
david is the best character
>>150880650
i don't understand
>>150880647
there's literally nothing wrong with this. I was like this in high school

>>150880610
>2008-2015
You mean the period when Mike is fucking pissed at Lucy, then regretful but still recognizing her awfulness, then finally getting rewritten into a pathetic guilt-ridden sobbing twink-come-sperg goblin?

>>150879742
that mike has not been around for fucking years. Taeshi wrote him out of the story
She turned what was once a decently believable crush into nothing but one sided abuse.
Lucy is just a huge bitch

>>150880729
>i don't understand
That's not a surprise.

>>150880715
I get your point but in this case the beaten woman didn't have a "honeymoon" phase with the abuser, Lucy was like this right from the start. Actually if I left my kid at school and some other kid spent the whole day invading his space and being hostile to him I would demand the school for not cutting that shit out by finding what needs to be done so the other toddler isn't a neurotic mess

>>150880582
its not nuance when its literally written for him to be the punching bag.
see >>150879742 that was a version of mike who would push back, that worked.
Modern mike is exists only for torture.

>>150880729
My new theory is that you're the same person as Mike hater anon and you're cycling through bits to farm for (You)s.

>>150880759
This helps to explain why Taeshi's takes on her own characters are often so completely wrong. She doesn't seem to recognize that character development (or in her case, derailment) is a thing.

Retire D*vid and bring back McCain. We don't need a shitty mix of comedic relief and G̶r̶e̶e̶k̶ ̶ retard chorus.

>>150880780
>the beaten woman didn't have a "honeymoon" phase with the abuser
Except that is what happened, for a good long time. It had to be pointed out to Mike, after years of forgiving her, that Lucy was kind of an abusive little shit. Probably because the rest of Mike's friendships weren't much better so he had no point of reference outside of Sandy. No wonder he gravitated toward her so strongly. And as you noted, no one else stepped in.

>>150880785
thats a big oof for you then
im just a guy who thinks david is a good character and pops in every few months

>>150880937
>thats a big oof for you then
Other anon is right, you're very easy to spot because you can't resist sniping back.

Reposting the secret Jasmine piss comic.

>>150880787
I wonder if that could be it.
Like, she is literally just thinking of their original versions this whole time and not what has developed.

>>150879742
lmao that one comment really got under her fucking skin she made a whole ass comic about it??

Mike challenges her, but just barely. Beating her in a race is about all he does. The video-game break thing is kind of fucking weird, I dont see how that makes him sexier.

Honestly the Abbey stuff is cuter and less cliche, but Lucy and Taeshi personalities are just cancer incarnate.

>>150880678
That's completely fine. You write out of love and passion, that's the main reason. As long as you enjoy it, your skill level doesn't have to be top tier. As long as it has effort. There are also no bad ideas regarding fiction and creativity, ever. Only poor execution.

>>150881074
I just figure Lucy is just biased toward Mike. They could be identical and she'd still treat Abby different for the same thing

>>150881067
Mayhaps Taeshi believes that each character has this (let's be real, completely imaginary) "core" self that cannot truly be lost, only painted over. Her transparent fursona Lucy doesn't seem interested in blaming Mike for past "sins" so long as Sandy is out of the picture, suggesting that Second Worst White Cat is the actual cause and getting rid of her will reset Mike back to his old volume 1 self. A notion which is partly supported by his depiction at the end of Another Flame.

>>150881074
It's either just a stupid level of exaggeration or Taeshi is feeling hornier lately and it's leaking out into what passes for her writing.

>>150881074
She is in a Mike hating spree but she fucking despised Abbey, had to I guess because it's the only way to justify Paulo always being an ass to him including bringing his dead mom in mockery and have him not suffer because of that. Remember the choke slam was about Daisy

>>150879736
>love or hate
No one with a functioning brain stem has ever loved anything you OR your stupid fucking self-insert muppet has ever done, you narcissistic BPD fuck.

>>150881196
Damn Suitcase, calm down. I know she's hard to deal with but she is your wife.

>>150880840
You saw the non-existent movie, anon?

Daily reminder that Mike was right

>>150881196
Thank you, based leakeranon.

Once again, David proves to be absolute shit with awful taste. And once again, Mike Was Right. Now all that's left up in the air is whether Mike is guilt-tripped into accepting what he knows to be inevitable or he uselessly flails against unavoidable destiny while Augustus laughs in his face.

>>150881196
>the only time David becomes an actual character is when Mike needs to be humiliated even further
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Mike is wrong and getting a small fraction of what he deserves.

>>150881254
Lucy will never be happy

>>150881196
FEISTY señorita... uh...

>>150881260
Neither will Mike because he's a whiny bitch that constantly feels like he's too good for the people around him and can't commit to anything.

>>150881254
Angering the resident almost-rapist is pretty based. Dunno what meds you're off of.

>>150881196
Jesus Christ, it's much worse than I thought.
If it wasn't obvious before, this sediments David even more as the worst non-character I've ever had the displeasure to lay my eyes upon.

>>150881196
>David makes literally the same offer Paulo did
>Lucy accepts this time because Paulo didn't read her mind to realize that he couldn't put his hands on her shoulder while she's holding a grudge against him for bad dreams.
>She actually wanted to say yes but she got twaumatized
Put her back in the loonie bin for the love of god.

>>150881196
Tf is this page, Tae?

>>150881280
Well of course he will never be happy. Taeshi wants to torment him, so obviously he can never win. Lucy, however, is such an inherently flawed loser that she can never be happy no matter how hard everyone around her tries to change that.

>>150881196
I HATE IT! I HATE HATE HATE IT! THIS IS SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!

When Paulo grap her by the shoulders, she is reminded of the Alejandro fight and her PTSD gets triggered. But when the David does the same, it's suddenly okay?! What the fucking hell?! I will never, never forgive Tae for sinking Pucy like this, fuuuuuuck!

>>150881196
Man whatever, fuck your own comic up I guess but having Lucy accept the table's support BY FUCKING DAVID is a desperate move, like c'mon

>>150881196
Patreonfag here, please stop leaking Anon, it doesn't feel right. Just give hints :(

>>150881304
The next step towards stabbing Suit to death before herself

>>150881196
You and 1500 other people are paying to see her comic lol
It's just a cartoon I don't know why Mikefags have to get so bent out of shape over it, you realize Mike isn't real and all the mean things she does to him aren't actually hurting him?

>>150881309
>ablublu our poor little precious babby Mike dindu nuffin
god you retards are pathetic, Mike has always been insufferable and you're only latching on to him now because you for some reason need to root for someone in this mess of a comic

>>150881291
Don't forget that, at this moment, she's in turbo overmald toward Mike. Anyway, we haven't yet seen whether or not Lucy will reject the offer only to be oh so woefully forced into accepting by circumstance.

>>150881251
David is not being an actual character, he's just glazing the BPD character when they are mega-sadge. He's done it for Paulo plenty.

>>150881196
Fucking lmao, I'm not sure the writing has ever been this bad in BCB, so blatant.
Taeshi is super way off her meds or going through a manic episode of sorts.

>>150881196
I'm done. I'm so fucking done.... Not with the storytelling, I still love it, but this chocolate cockhead's morality. What the fuck David? 8-9 years of Mike's life he was abused by this bipolar bitch and just because she looks hot, you're willing to overlook all the times she fucked Mike over. Every ounce of energy and mental strength Mike chipped away just to validate Lucy's codependency. The one time he should have supportive friends and now you stab him in the back.

Mike, shoot up the school. Kill them all. You have more than enough sympathetic reason to, and nothing to lose. Can't wait to see where this goes.

Is Suitcase still a janny or close with one
I wonder how long patreonanon will last this time

>>150881328
Die piggy

>>150881336
>god you retards are pathetic
Ah, but you see, while that may be true, you are incredibly easy to annoy and manipulate into throwing a fit. Which will always be funnier.

>>150881335
Too stupid, Didnt read. Is Taeshi BPD made up?

>>150881336
>This comic is shit and you're all retards for arguing about it
Then what does that make you for arguing alongside us, retard

>>150881352
Obviously leakanon is Suitcase. He's having a fight with Taeshi, and Taeshi's too technically inept to file DMCA reports herself.

>>150881196
>The giga leaks start the same fucking month I get a Patreon.
Are people just waiting for subscriber count to tick up to use recent contributors as a buffer? Now I WILL be the one hit with banhammer.
Inb4 deserved for supporting this torture porn.

>>150881196
Okay so Taeshi is clearly off her meds. Is she trying to sink this comic? Is she getting ready for mariticide + suicide or what?

>>150881322
Let's face it, anon: Paisy might be absolute dogbowl water, but Paulo still really dodged a bullet.

>>150881363
if that post constitutes throwing a fit to you, you are even more pathetic than I previously thought
>>150881374
it makes me bored

>>150881363
>he said shaking with impotent rage

>>150881323
>when you are so bad at bad at setups that you have to rely on bullshit to force the plot you want

>>150881328
hello suitcase, please keep ignoring your wife's wishes to have a kid, that offspring would turn out 10 tens worse than any incest kid.

>>150881328
THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL STOP ME IS BY KILLING ME, FAGGOT. STOP GIVING MONEY TO INSANE BPD WHORES.

>>150881379
I wonder how Suitcase reacts to this obvious dragging the totally-not-him cat over the coals?

>>150881348
>David
>morality
It's so strange that some people refuse to understand that David is not a real character. He is a walking authorial fiat.

>>150881376
The method suit uses when he can't identify the leaker is to go scorched earth on a bunch of patrons until he hits the nail in the head, but he probably wants the money more and it's not like anyone here (lol sorry) is going to feel compelled to join

>>150881322
>Augustus, Mike, David put their hands on or around her neck
>doesn't give a fuck
>Sue, Daisy or Paulo do it
>wigs out
Imagine holding such a grudge against your friends for *checks notes*
Getting the shit beaten out of them while you did literally nothing because they weren't your oneitis.

>>150881352
>>150881375
Again, it is very very suspicious how these keep coming with no consequence. The only options are:
>the leaker is suitcase
>the leaker is taeshi herself
>the leaker somehow figured a way to avoid detection
>suitcase just doesn't give a fuck anymore

>>150881381
Oh, I know, I just can't believe how unfair Taeshi is to her own charcters.

>>150881375
Would be hilarious if true, but I think he's been castrated for too long to attempt stuff like this, plus he's greedy as fuck.

>>150881323
Imagine being so off your meds you fucking destroy even your LOLXD so RANDUMB character hooooooooooooooooooooooly shit, how does one woman fuck up so badly??

All that is left if Amaya, fuckin do it already Taeshi. If not every singular character in this comic isn't in the cult of Lucy then you aren't doing it right. Please do us all a favor and just snort some ketamine and completely go utter apeshit already. You're so close to pure insanity.

>>150881394
>>150881396
>namecalls and makes up shit to feel better
Thank you for playing and losing as you always do. You now have my permission to continue your usual ineffectual malding meltdown.

>>150881453
It's an image on the internet, how do you detect it? Is every copy of the page personalized or something?

>Discordfags so asshurt over conseuctive leaks they're raiding the thread now
fucking lmao
die mad nerds

>>150881495
>baww you called me a name
Show the class your entire reddit folder.

>>150881196
I wonder how long will this round of "people aside from Mike like me?" last, she's blushing like a Tumblr redesign but the leaks showed she was back to her favorite hobby of being a bitchy uncomfortable person to be around, so I doubt anything will change this time

>>150881500
Other anons may be able to explain it better, but Suitcase used to be able to pinpoint who exactly leaked the pages. I reckon there must be some sort of identifier in the page he is able to use to check who did it.

Potential explanations:
1. Suitcase does not give a fuck anymore.
2. He thinks this will drum up more Patreon supporters.
3. He or Taeshi believes the eventual rugpull will be all the sweeter after raising expectations in a particular direction.
4. Suitcase outsources thread monitoring to a discord stooge who has either slacked off or ceased to comply.

>>150881502
They kinda are!
I compared the page posted by anon, and my own copy. There is a notable difference in shade of few scattered pixels, probably hex code of the Patreon user's name.

>>150881530
Lucy refuses to change until events force her to. That is perhaps her most consistent character trait.

>>150881553
Any "rugpull" here will be dogshit

>>150881500
Back during Eternal Flame when Suitcase's autism was functioning on all cylinders he would basically make duplicates of the pages with slight changes in the dialogue and upload them in different batches to different tiers, he also used steganography and did mass bans until he caught the leaker.

Yes, their bottom line for this shitty ass high school cat comic was that low. Taeshi truly believed it was her magnum opus.

>>150881502
I don't see why they should be so mad. They get free patron privileges just for showing up.

>>150881074
It's more like Mike caters to what he knows Lucy wants, while Abbey holds himself to a strict set of personal principles that don't cater to Lucy's whims.

>>150881500
Yes, he uses actual software and cryptography, but if the rumors of them falling off has any legs he might not be putting the effort now

>>150881573
It's over, leakeranon. It was nice tho

>>150881601
Nobody fucking knows what Lucy wants. Not even Lucy herself knows what Lucy wants.

>>150879999
We have women in this thread?!

>>150881617
After years of being her personal handler Mike has probably come the closest to knowing that anyone ever has

>>150881196
God, he's so fucking based
David is my spirit animal

>>150881630
I'm sure that's why he's having such immense success in reconciling with Lucy.

>>150881376
>paying money for a comic that has been the exact same bullshit over and over for 2500 pages and will continue to be the exact same bullshit for the next 2500 pages
You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>150881645
He could reconcile with Lucy right now if he shoved Augustus aside, pulled her into his arms, called up Sandy and told her to die, and then kissed her. He just doesn't want to be Lucy's teddy bear servant again, that's literally the whole conflict.

>>150881376
Suitcase hasn't even bothered DMCAing the spoiler pages, so it would be strange for him to go all banhammer after the fact.

>>150881502
>two people have dissenting opinions in MY hugbox?
>AIIIIE we're being raided! mods help me!
How are you this sensitive lol

>>150881593
Believed?

Imagine rubbing James' fluffy belly

>>150881686
Isnt this the same in all bcb space?

>>150881196
My guess is that Lucy joins the table, it goes fine, she has another nightmare but this time all her friends step in to protect her instead because this was secretly all about the "they'd pick me over you" line from December and not the Alejandro stuff.

>>150881676
Mike barely even registers her past abuse. It was a miracle he remembered a few pages ago, and it hasn't stopped him from feeling like history's greatest monster. Another Flame showed he'd be perfectly happy to accept her usual bullshit.

>>150881500
>Is every copy of the page personalized or something?
That would be the easiest solution, yes. With 700 members, ten small elements on the page with two options are enough to identify every patron. With four possible values per area, only 5 small areas are enough.

>We might get to see Taeshi and Suitcase break up arc
>Which might end up with one or both of them dead
lol

>>150881686
>two people
>exactly the same level of teenage retardation
>not part of the discord cult
Oh wow how pathetic lol. I'd be too embarrassed to ever admit that.

>>150881502
gofile dot io/d/pwnsnm
Now many people around here say terrible things about the discord, they say they're lucyfags, fujoshi, that they've all got borderline personality disorder. Not me though, I am a generous anon and what I have to say to the Discord is:
"Have some BCIs! Share them with your friends, share them with your enemies, share them with people who don't read bittersweet candy bowl and think you're a furry for doing so! Information wants to be free and so do the BCIs!"

>>150881696
You know what, that's actually both dumb and masturbatory enough to be correct. I think you've got it, anon!

>>150881696
My bet is that Paulo tells her to go fuck herself since it's not even a choice at this point. Mike's his friend and Lucy (as she's repeatedly screamed at him) isn't. Then Lucy doubles down on crazy.

>>150881696
I'm not sure if that will work since it looks like Paulo is still going to side with Mike, which might drag Daisy along too. That would just leave Lucy with Sue, who Lucy has historically given no fucks about

>>150881730
Based. Very based, anon.

>>150881729
>the beginning and end of your deduction is that two people disagreed with you
>this justified you pissing your pants over a "raid"

>>150881755
Lucy is officially "the" reason he got together with Daisy, so unfortunately Paulo has reason to feel torn on who to side with.

>>150881772
Paulo has to stay on friendly enough terms with Mike for the double date to occur, it's plot mandated

>>150881770
Not that same anon lol. You're actually dumber than I thought.

>>150881196
Mike is about to try and off himself
>Sandy saves him and mike disappears to the loonie bin for ~3 irl years
>Upon his return Sandy sticks for a while longer
Strap in for 3 years of no Mike
We get to watch the Lucy show now

>>150881792
NTA but why are you so mad?

>>150881786
Sure, I'm just saying that Paulo probably won't wholly commit to Mike before the double date inevitably sabotages their friendship. Or he will, said sabotage goes down, and Paulo redoubles his "friendship" with Lucy because she brought him and Daisy together out of the pure goodness of her heart.

>>150881811
What does Lucy even have to do without Mike drama

>>150881730
Holy FUARK

>>150881820
I'm actually much more emotionally mature than you, who throws fits on the regular then lies through their teeth.

>>150881755
I hope he at least brings up that he suggested this exact thing a while back and she emphatically said no
>>150881757
You're right but I've got no other way to make her blushy excitement about going back to the table fit in with the nightmares. If she was apprehensive but felt like she had to go along with it it'd all make sense

>>150881593
I think that's it, he really put a lot of effort for their "magnum opus" which had Taeshi very excited, and he was responsible for keeping the explanation for Mike taking Sandy back out of the chapter. Then the backlash happened and everyone disliked it, you could feel how Taeshi became colder towards him because of that and because they kept fucking up the explanation by making it a Patreon only post, then available, then a BCI and then available too. I wouldn't be surprised he doesn't give a shit about it anymore

>>150881772
>Face it. Your big dumb rebound... he doesn't even love you.
Nah, see that's the (dumb) clever part. Now that Paulo's dating Daisy Taeshi can just slap the reset button on Lucy's December anxieties!
>Paulo's picking Mike over me... because if he's got a girlfriend what does he need me for!?

>>150881844
I'm not that anon, you're really defensive and clearly seething though.

I'm so tired if seeing the word "Mike" and "Lucy" every damn time. These names feel hollow. Did this comic ruin these names for me?

>>150881811
I don't think there's any way that Taeshi could restrain her Mike torture boner for nearly that long. Maybe a month at most. Anyway, people have been predicting his imminent suicide for a while now but Taeshi always finds a way to keep him in stable moping mode for a while longer. I figure that Mike still has to discover that he was conceived as a mistake and his parents are very unhappy together despite staying together for his sake and then having two more kids to try and make it work.

>>150881844
>Emotionally mature
>Spergs out over a comic three times a week

>>150881875
Sure you're not lmao

>>150881196
I hate this comic and everything about it. For new readers, think of this comic as that one person in your life who refuses to follow instructions given to solve a problem and still does it their way, only to suffer the consequences, then proceeds to shit and piss themselves in rage, wondering why the way they did things ended up the way they did. Think of that but one hundred fold, that's the entire comic.

>>150881811
Lucy is a shit character that can't carry the comic. Mike + other retards are the main driving force here

>>150881902
Sorry you feel so intimidated by my massive girth lol

>>150881868
>Now that Paulo's dating Daisy Taeshi can just slap the reset button on Lucy's December anxieties!
Is it a reset button if Lucy never actually got over those in any practical way? I do like the idea of her seething over Paulo's choice of Daisy over her. It fits her semi-emergent motif of making a choice and then blaming the other party for it.

>>150881912
That's also the comic's author, in a nutshell.

>>150881645
He knows she doesn't want it

>>150881912
Damn that sounds like me

>>150881629
Did you miss the BPDemon last week, anon? It could be any of us!

>>150881730
Is this the new stuff librarian? Or is it still version 9?

>>150879999
>women read BCB
I wonder who's their favorite character? I hope it isn't Lucy.

>>150882051
Gaylo, the cat that can do no wrong

>>150882051
>women read BCB
Women are probably the majority of readers

>>150881196
>let's have the comic relief meme character join in on the Mike humiliation ritual
what the fuck is this chapter dude

>>150882000
I half wonder if Mike knows that Lucy does, in fact, want exactly that and is in pain because there is no way to give her what she desires without also "abandoning" Sandy. Truly, he is entirely too thoughtful and giving. Mike needs to pull a reverse Paulo and become more of a jackass.

>>150882031
Nope, I don't have the new stuff, I've never subscribed to BCI. I'm waiting on some kindly leaker to share it with the thread and then I can add it to the library!

>>150881868
If Paulo calls Lucy out in anyway he will skyrocket into becoming my favourite character. He has been at the receiving end of all the behaviour the comic is demonising Mike for. Lucy actually did lead him on before she jumped, and unlike Mike she did it consciously, Lucy had sex with him out of pity which is significantly worse than Mike kissing her out of desperation, she completely dismissed his feelings when she came back on the ferris wheel date, something she resented Mike for doing to her after she confessed, and then she rejected him trying to be there for her in a huge argument, denying that they were ever friends in the first place. It’s actually laughable how much worse she treated Paulo compared to how Mike treated her. Why isn’t this touched upon? Because Paulo isn’t insane and was able to move on? God if he takes her side this comic is beyond help. Lucy is a horrendous bitch.

>>150882098
>what the fuck is this chapter dude
Taeshi slapping her face down into a pile of cocaine and inhaling deeply.

>>150882136
Paulo does not have BPD (not as much as Lucy anyway) so he doesn't blow up over slights the same way Lucy does and would never be as insanely broken and traumatized over regular relationship drama like she is.

>>150882136
>If Paulo calls Lucy out in anyway he will skyrocket into becoming my favourite character.
It would certainly push him up higher on my personal rating chart...but not very far. Paulo's been known to backtrack. Now, if Lucy tried to pull him back by citing her contribution to Paisy and he told her to fuck off, that's a foundation I'd put more trust in.

>>150881811
Lucy can't carry the comic, she needs to bounce off other characters and reading "Lucy gets offended by unimportant bullshit, people ask for her forgiveness" for a whole year will kill this comic

Apparently /bcb/ is made up from 2 irl people only. We are all (You)

>>150882187
I dunno, given the comic's fanbase, they might eat that kind of slop right up.

>>150882136
>Well I struck out with Mike
>and then Augustus said no when I tried to molest him
>Guess I'm in the market for a rebound again!
>What's that?
>I shouldn't play around with Paulo's feelings?
>Well that was old Lucy, new Lucy needs a dicking!
>Paulo how could you move on, this hurts me
You have years of commentary about how nuanced Lucy is, but then turns out she's as shallow as a puddle. It makes me laugh

>>150881196
Fantastic writing Taeshi, just amazing. You sure showed those Mike chuds with this one.

>>150881826
It angers

>>150881826
Pissing and shitting on her friends while they do their best to help her. They get alienated for five minutes before snapping back to her side after a short apology. Only one at a time, though. Lucy needs her support brigade to remain largely intact.

>>150881826
Nothing, literally. She has been stripped of all character with her return and the pets being sold to Xianjing province.

>>150882210
Lucy is a complicated individual, but only because she's insane and subject to mood swings. You never know what new delusion she'll try to gaslight you into agreeing with.

>>150882051
>women read BCB
Who do you think compromise the cult?

>>150882051
/bcb/ has plenty of women, the better question is, how many of the men here are actually straight

>>150882293
>Taeshi accidentally makes the case for Lucy being an easy thot

>>150882051
>women read BCB
BPD is more common in women

>>150882291
>how many of the men here are actually straight
Probably 2. Me and you.

>>150882051
It did used to be Lucy when I first read the comic but the she got ruined.
Then it was Augustus but he got ruined too.
I don't think I have a favorite character anymore

>>150882291
>how many of the men here are actually straight
Most abbeyfags and mikefags

The fuck is BPD? Bittersweet Penis Drink?

>>150882341
Everyone has been ruined to some degree or another. Right after Rachel improved because she stopped giving a fuck about Paulo's pity parties, Taeshi inflicted a major lobotomy.

>>150882354
Best Put (her) Down

>>150882354
Google is your friend

>>150882347
Half the Mikefags want him to go gay

>>150882354
Better Page Darryl

>>150882293
Taeshi ping pongs Lucy's character between "Borderline asexual and doesn't want it" to "Hypersexual and thinking about dicks literally all the time" astonishingly quickly, I can't help but notice this hypersexual turn came after she started being besties with Flakops who is hypersexual as well.
Maybe being friends with a slut just made her feel comfortable having Lucy be a coomer again after 10 years of the tumblr crowd being afraid of sex in media, but either way I don't like it.

>>150882354
>Bittersweet Penis Drink?
Lucy wants that cock water

>>150882354
>The fuck is BPD
It stands for Bitch who Pretends she can Draw

>>150882200
Perhaps but consider all the dancing around her you have to do, you can't give her choice, you can't make her act on her own, you don't have any hobby or reason to hang with the table after school, with Paulo taken and her latent misogyny she has nothing in common with them, etc

>>150882379
Or Taeshi changed medications. Or Suitcase is withholding/avoiding sex with her and she's feeling pent up.

>>150882379
I'm glad I'm not the only whose noticed Taeshi copying some flakops-isms like that

>>150882396
It all depends on how fascinating vs exhausting Taeshi finds that dance to be, once she gets to writing it at length with only Paisy as a break.

>>150882293
>Oh no, I made Mike look desirable, better solve that
>What do you mean, yet again, I made Lucy look worse?

>>150882334
You two have so much in common, you should fuck

>>150882449
A complete lack of self-reflection will do that.

>>150882368
That's GIYF (pronounced jiif)

Taeshi used to be adamantly against LucyxAugustus, but maybe she's changed her mind? Maybe she wants to extend the end of the comic to make it happen who knows?

>>150882424
inshallah it's the latter taeshi must not be allowed to have a kid

>>150882439
Huh, I guess you could make Paisy useful for something by endangering it with Lucy's presence

>>150882453
I'm not an easy lay like those sluts from tinder, chud.

>>150882489
Or at least a lengthy period of will-they-won't-they/fucking around. Despite her ooc commentary, Taeshi seems to rarely settle anything for really reals inside the comic. There's often room left for some potential development and when there isn't she'll just force it anyway.

>>150882489
So if Lucy gets with the edge lord is Mike allowed to be far away from Lucy and with someone else or will be still be subjected to Lucy's bitchfits?

>>150882510
I would pity whatever child they would have, but especially if it turned out to be a boy.

>>150882469
I don't know how she keeps doing it, she'll try to make Mike look bad with something like "he pushed Lucy to the ground when they were toddlers ;_;" despite knowing people know the context of Lucy beating the crap out of him first and only making her hang ups look dumb and her character worse >>150882469

>>150882489
Augustus will either die during the Alejandro endgame or go to juvie

>>150882516
Or using it to piss her the fuck off. Paulo turning her down in favor of Daisy should rustle Lucy's jimmies pretty hard, given she'll ignore all relevant circumstances and hyperfocus on that point.

>>150882551
She'll still bitch fit. At her core she still really wants Mike and until she "gets back to normal" with him she will never truly be happy.

>>150882559
I don't know I feel like despite her hatred of men taeshi would be the type to be a boymom

>>150882566
Her cult steadfastly ignores those inconvenient little facts. If Taeshi's fans keep insisting Mike is in the wrong at all times and Lucy is an innocent little cinnamon roll no matter how many wartime atrocities she commits, is it a shock that she might come to believe that's a rational outlook? Or maybe she's just acknowledging a basic truth about her audience and tailoring the plot accordingly.

>>150882551
Oh no he'll still have to deal with her psychosis. None of what is happening is going to solve the nightmare problem and things won't really click with her until Mike tries to an hero or gets so fucking angry he goes "next time you try to kill yourself, do it right."

>>150882577
I can see Lucy observing how tepid Paulo is with Daisy and make it her problem, forcing herself on the relationship and Paulo to choose if this is what he wants
>>150882551
Hahaha, imagine that, putting the only reason people read this comic away
>But the cult hates Mike
And we hate this comic yet here we are

>>150882575
With Taeshi extending the comic to Lucy's birthday, I half wager she'll have a Lucy x Augustus period until he has to leave for college and plans to pick Mucy back up from there.

>>150882631
I never said Mike had to written out, just far form Lucy. Let him actually interact with someone who won't do him dirty cause they smell psychological damaged pussy.

If Mike propositioned him would Paulo leave Daisy for Mike?

>>150882688
But anoooon, we need Mucy ending

>>150882688
NTA but let's be real: Do you actually believe that Taeshi would ever let Mike out of the torture dome? No matter where he goes, no matter what he does, she will keep pelting him with rocks and laughing as he bleeds all over the ground.

>>150882688
Mike is just there to torture or set up for more torture. Biggest rug pull that could happen is they pull an Evangelion where he tells everyone to fuck off and hooks up with a Black Cat or Dog that actually makes him happy

>>150882627
That'll be interesting, common sense indicates the nightmares will continue and with Mike out of the picture, who she STILL depends on, it'll only get worse, BUT if Taeshi really makes him the source of her suffering and recovers then that's it for the comic and there's no coming back

>>150882703
That's actually an interesting question. I suspect the plot-required answer is no, Paulo has found his special someone and is locked in. But outside of that? I think that Paulo would be intrigued yet held in check because he would not want to hurt Daisy by dumping her.

>>150882688
>Let him actually interact with someone who won't do him dirty cause they smell psychological damaged pussy.
Like who?

>>150882712
I would prefer the ending where he attempts to an hero and gets moved out of town bht he gets to be happy. Actually, you can skip the an hero if it's not needed for the move.
>>150882719
>you actually believe that Taeshi would ever let Mike out of the torture dome?
Sadly no. No Mike means the comic will need to end. Paulo has shown he can't keep an audience.

>>150879825
>Gaining knowledge of future pages through supernatural means.
It gives me great joy to see my work continued. Behold Suitcase, you cretinous worm drawn here to view the discourse of far greater minds than those in your hugbox much as a moth is drawn to the flame that will consume it, even though you may strike me down, another shall come and take up my place, and another his should he fall. On and on shall we come to bring forewarning to the good anons of this site of what gibbering lunacy has infested this once halfway decent webcomic much as it has claimed your wife's psyche, until at last the hand of the Reaper stretches out to take this webcomic from the mortal plane and frees us all from its cursed hold upon us.

>>150882774
Abby maybe? He'd probably be chill with Mike.

>>150882740
>then that's it for the comic and there's no coming back
It would fit with Taeshi's pattern of de-escalating all the potential sources of drama and relying on contrived bullshit instead.

>>150882688
>Let him actually interact with someone who won't do him dirty
How many times does she have to teach you, old man?

>>150882774
Amaya and Lucy barely talk so her or Mike needs to keep doing track and ask out Stacy. Track member gells With her cool girl bullshit.

>>150881196
I don't like David. So nobody at the table is going to care Mike is gone? I don't know if Taeshi ever actually had a bad day, but this is fucked up.

Mike should wait until Aug is alone with a crowbar and assert dominance. This is bullshit.

>>150879797
You're getting really good at faces, anon, great work.
>>150881196
The biggest question mark left to me is how we still have, at minimum, the double date chapter to go before Mike tries to kill himself.

>>150881196
Considering David in this page, James from the sketch pages, and Augustus from this entire chapter, I propose that being against Mike causes an evil grin to manifest on one's face spontaneously. Do with this theory what you will.

>>150880096
He didn't really give him that much shit, he was more like "You've been mooning over her for the entire time I've known you, why did you reject her?" and pretty quickly accepted the Sandy reason.

>>150882793
I wonder how long it would take before Mike's "fault" for Lucy's suicide attempt becomes public knowledge and Abbey disavows Mike for being a "bully."

>>150881196
What the fuck is happening

>>150882832
>So nobody at the table is going to care Mike is gone?
We've seen that Paulo will care, to some degree or another. How long that state of affairs will be allowed to continue is another matter.

>>150882795
It would but this time Mike has been exiled, there's no much more aside from pulverizing him with one wicked strike that you can do so that pattern would throw all potential from the comic

>>150882837
Paulo is probably going to find Mike and offer some comfort and suggest the double date when Mike mentions Sandy is coming out for valentines

>>150882843
only when it seems he is finally finding his footing again. Lucy's already shown she'll whip the suicide card as a weapon when convenient

>>150880285
He always has. It's weird that, to my recollection, Mike has never flipped out on him yet.

>>150882838
It certainly seems to result in a character becoming evil and stupid.

>>150882875
If David was a real character the reason would probably be that he’s jealous Mike is Paulo’s best friend and boy crush instead of him

>>150882875
Has Mike ever actually done anything bad to David in the first place? Why the hate?

>>150882875
He did shout at David once for butting into his movie night with James to shit on him and force a race in favor of Paulo.

>>150882891
If David was a real character, he'd be an awful sociopath who only ever gives a shit about Paulo until there is emotional heavy-lifting to be done.

>>150882891
David's not a character. He's basically Paulo's friend and since Paulo feels inadequate compared to Mike that puts Mike on the dunk on list. See Mike going out with James and the track team and Paulo getting involved to be a dick to show up Mike

>>150882891
Because Paulo. David is a Paulo simp first and foremost, and he feels threatened and jealous that Mike has always been a better choice than him, so David turns this into his own grievance. I want people to remember David himself only supported Daisy because he thought that's what Paulo wanted, then dropped her for James when that's what Paulo wanted, and even told him he still had a chance with Paulo. The only reason David doesn't want Paulo to fuck him is because he'd get jealous and sad David has a bigger dick

>>150880610
Considering the time prior to this where he got drunk the gang got their shit kicked in and Lucy nearly got raped, Mike not wanting to drink is an incredibly sound decision.

More Rachel when?

>>150881196
>Mike's arch-nemesis is a literal meme character

>>150881335
>multi-decade comic
>main character getting brutalized relentlessly
>author commentary more or less saying he deserves it
>"why are you guys mad"
>>150881336
I think the scorekeeping is stupid but I am fucking exhausted of seeing Mike get beat down with absolutely nobody in his corner. Drama is tasty but just watching a character suffer while no one in the story acknowledged feels like weird misery porn.

>>150880678
Anon you're responding to the dude who makes the worst fucking fanart of anything I've ever seen, and that doesn't stop him from posting his shit.

>>150882864
Paulo is the only one left and you can say it's only because being in a relationship with Daisy makes it harder to simp for Lucy. Sue is a bootlicker, Amaya follows Sue and Daisy is a flake who will follow the group even if she doesn't really like Lucy, Abbey has been spared so he doesn't need to intervene and the LGBT table are already on her side and don't really care for Mike

>>150880678
Don't worry, Anon. Anything is better than the shit like Readershit fics that you can find on Ao3 or Wattslop

>>150882974
never ever

>>150882891
Early David was really focused on manliness. He liked Paulo for being manly to the point that he had an autistic meltdown when Paulo turned down sex with Lucy, because that's all it took for Paulo to look gay in his eyes. Even early, relatively confident Mike was pretty unconcerned with this stuff, which made him an easy target for occasional mockery.

Well, at some point David suddenly became an epic quirky bi icon, but his character dynamics remained pretty much untouched. This is because he's a joke character, and making Mike miserable is the longest running gag in this comic.

>>150882974
Hopefully never, her table are already on Lucy's side and all of them being moved by meme dog left a bad taste in my mouth

>>150883031
>This is because he's a joke character, and making Mike miserable is the longest running gag in this comic.
If Mike snapped and shoved david like he did Agustus, would it be ruled a hate crime by the school?

>>150883016
>picrel
Is it bad if I fucking burst out laughing?

>>150883075
But what if I want to see Mike vs the entire school?

>>150883118
Of course not, the edits are the only thing that chapter had of note

>>150881336
>you're only latching on to him now
Now? Bitch I've been latched on to Mike since the first moment I set eyes on him. Every weekend, I trawl all the clothing shops and try and try to find a scarf in the right shade of blue just so I can be more like him.

>>150883098
David has meme strength and invincibility, he would break Mike in half while laughing

>>150882891
If David was a character (he's not) it'd be that he's jealous of Mike because Paulo has made it clear he prefers Mike. First Paulo drunkenly said Mike's his best friend on Rachel's birthday, then because Paulo would rather go gay for Mike and is acting like David never confessed to him. However since David's not a character it's because Taeshi thinks its funny.

>>150883135
Why does this look like a panel out of that zootopia abortion comic

>>150882925
>>150882957
I wish there was some basic evidence for David being even this much of a character instead of Taeshi's little plot stooge/Mike torture technician.

Okay, since you have been all nice i will give you what will happen in the next page.
Super retord dog will pull i giant cock from his pants and shove into augustus mouth.

>>150883098
The rules of meme nature indicate he can't be involved in drama targeting himself, so it would be Mike attempting to shove him while he remains innert, his feet sliding and his breathe heavy as David just looks at him with his retarded smile, and as Mike gives up he does a one liner and leaves him to everyone's mockery

>>150883174
taeshi is finally growing as a writer...

>>150883159
Because Paulo works at buegertron and you're thinking of the Arby's edit

>>150883147
This. It's all very annoying that a walking prop masquerading as a character is being used to further the plot while being utterly immune to any and all consequence.

>>150883098
What, would he be shoving David's knees?

This comic should just become Mike Graycat vs. The World

>>150883232
>become
Always has been

>>150883203
All of this comic would be fixed if Mike went out with Daisy.

>>150883232
I wish that Taeshi would make good on that one bluesky post when she was asked to summarize the plot of her comic and posted the panel where Tess says she wouldn't be surprised if Mike eventually snapped and killed them all. It doesn't even have to be literal. Any catharsis at all will be acceptable.

>>150883232
It should become Mike Graycat vs. His Dad's Revolver in the Middle of the Woods. End his suffering and give nobody any closure or answers.

So can we get that Machiavellian, villain Mike or no?

>>150883261
Isn't that basically what happened with James?

>>150883261
Nah, Daisy would still eye Paulo constantly, Paulo would become more hostile towards Mike, the chokeslam would probably happen earlier and Daisy would be Daisy

>>150882510
She's only got a few more years before menopause sets in, so that ride is probably going to get a lot more bumpy soon.

>>150883287
Mike's probably not canonically smart enough to go all Machiavellian (plus that's Gus' thing, so far as Taeshi's limited brainpower can take it). But villain Mike? Sure, sounds good. Just let him become an unrepentant asshole who enjoys watching his former friends suffer from their own stupidity while he eats popcorn.

>>150883315
And expensive, fertility treatments are a pretty penny
>>150883287
Why would you want the cult and Taeshi and thus Lucy to be proven right?

>>150883261
>Daisy
That two-faced whore?

>>150883339
Who cares? At least villain Mike would be fun to watch. The cult is going to hate him regardless

>>150883339
>Why would you want the cult and Taeshi and thus Lucy to be proven right?
NTA, but I'd take a self-fulfilling prophesy if it got them pissing and malding on the regular because Mike laughs and dances away instead of standing still and suffering like a good little scapegoat.

>>150883315
>that ride is probably going to get a lot more bumpy
Personally, I don't there'll be any bumps involved

>>150883315
I can see it now.
>Taeshi misses her window
>holds it against Suitcase forever
>"oh actually Mike i forgot to mention your OTHER major sin"
>"see the suicide fall (that's all your fault) wrecked my uterus and now i cannot have a child YOU FUCKING MONSTER"

>>150882291
I have a wife and kids

>>150883287
Mike just needs a new group of friends. It could've been the track team, but nope, that had to be ruined.
It would be kind of interesting if Mike decides to hang out with Seniors.

>>150883315
Never gonnna happen, it's prbly already way too late for that. Worst case scenario it will be stillbirth or a defective kid that they don't have the money nor the empathy to take care of

>>150883380
Suitcase is 100% slipping birth control pills into her coffee or something. I'd say we're going to get an absolutely epic meltdown the day she learns that she's menopausal and the chance for a biological child has fully slipped by her.

>>150883441
Answer the question >>150883452

I just want Rachel to be happy

>>150883464
She'll cripple Mike, subject him to painful anachronistic regenerative medicine to get him back on his feet, then cripple him again.

>>150883457
Yea, I meant was "Her going crazy over her desire for a child is going to get worse and worse as she feels the clock ticking closer and closer to midnight on her womb."

I haven't read bcb in about 2 years, but come here to have a quick scroll through these threads once a week for any Alejandro x Lucy content

But seeing David go from giga chad >>150879657 (OP) to cringe >>150881196 in two pages whiplashed me so hard i'm in danger of being dragged back in

>>150883500
Any gigachadness David might show will always prove to be an illusion. He's Taeshi's little angel of cringe, first and foremost.

>>150883232
>Vs. THE WORLD

>>150883471
me too. best girl by a wide margin

>>150883495
I was thinking more having Lucy rip Mike's dick off while yelling "IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO USE THIS FOR WHAT IT'S FOR, THAN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE IT?!" while everyone applaud her for finally teaching that monster a lesson.

>>150883471
Find her a good boyfriend

>>150883425
>"oh actually Mike i forgot to mention your OTHER major sin"

>>150883287
>>150883470
I'd love for a no-fucks given Mike, as long as he didn't go out of his way to cause harm.

>>150883533
McCool got written out

>>150883563
Rachel doesn’t date dogs

>>150883563
Nah, McCain is too no-nonsense for her. She would need someone that can both fill her physically and fulfill her emotionally, like turning Matt straight. Taeshi could do something really fucking funny if now that's he's broken Mike becomes her target, but I doubt he'd want to waste his virginity not on Lucy

>>150883528
You kid but I'm putting on my bingo card that she will break Mike's leg to take the track team and running as a whole from him

>>150883638
There were some seeds planted for that during Rachel's birthday party when she gives Mike a tender hug after he confesses his sins. Also, it gives Taeshi a chance to have halfway decent drama among the seniors, as Jordan crashes the fuck out on Rachel for hooking up with Mike, Matt kind of tries to play mediator between the two, and Jessica and Madison just back whoever they're in the presence of at the time. It would also continue a running gag of Mike having to make do with Paulo's leftovers, like the inevitable endgame of Mucy will be.

>>150883656
You think Sue will have the decency to give him her old crutches or?

>>150883709
>having to make do with Paulo's leftovers, like the inevitable endgame of Mucy will be.
I would retcon that play retcon if I was the writer but taeshi is not stable.

>>150883726
>Retcon something like that
Cmon, stick to your guns

>>150883748
>Cmon, stick to your guns
No, cause I would never have written it into the story. It literally does nothing for it. It's like Sandy cheating g I'm EF, you could just say sandy is sick of the relationship and barely anything would change. In the play retcon, literally nothing changed.Paulo and Lucy history is already messy enough(remember when he tried to Sock Augustus and the ferris wheel and everything else?) That him pushing and getting punched would happen either way. Mike hinted that Lucy beared the reason their relationship fel apart he got kicked in the stomach. It doesn't take anything to set Lucy off.

>>150883227
I remember this is when I went from being annoyed to actively loathe David

she's so fucking cute...

>>150883726
Taeshi made it pretty obtuse, but there's an argument that he didn't last much, he apologized (chances are he came prematurely), he said to only get to rub her boobs in the party, and the fact that if they found Lucy on the fucking ground after a suicide attempt and found traces of semen inside her Paulo would have been taken to the slammer. But as I said it's only a possibility because Taeshi does what she wants

>>150883812
> Paulo would have been taken to the slammer
Good point but I stand by that I woukd never have even had that scene in the first place. Plus when is the last time we saw police in bcb?

>>150883812
Why do you think they'd just open up her pussy for no reason after a suicide attempt lmao

>>150883562
Lucy might actually consider that to be an attractive trait. She cannot stand the idea of a guy getting over her and, according to Taeshi, rather enjoys the friction.

>Paulo is a womanizer(now also aiming for guys), fucking everything and everyone
>Lucy is total bitch and a spazz
Let's face it, Mike's destiny is to be with Paulo's sloppy seconds

>>150883638
Rachel can smell a sopping wet meow meow at over 10 miles. This scene ends with a shot of her eyes gleaming out from behind the bleachers before she pounces on the unsuspecting prey.
This actually sounds like a fun idea but Mike's in purgatory and Rachel's character arc has been "I don't have to try and fix every cat that looks at me with sad eyes" so it's not gonna happen.

>>150883859
Because, as has been well established, Lucy landed directly on her pussy and all her eggs got spilt.

I also have to stress that Lucy tried to kill herself after Mike tried to reconcile with Lucy. All cause Lucy is actually stupid and a bitch.
>The entire time Lucy has been holding a grduge for the letter Mike sent sandy
>Does not think to try and electronically communicate with Mike despite Mike having a phone, Facebook and Skype existing.
>Does not care about anyone but Mike. Actively ignored the existence of everyone else.
The last one I can almost understand but Sue and Paulo proce she was full of shit the entire time she felt that. I harp on the electronic communication because that is how Mike interacted with dandy and Lucy couldn't even think to try that before suicide or to beg plead her parents to let her stay or even bunk with Daisy if that desperate.

>>150883869
>implying nuPaulo ever managed to get inside Lucy before he went off early

>>150883840
Oh no, I agree that there was no need to add that scene and it only made things worse
>>150883859
>Why would they check the whole body of a rather well off girl who should not have any reason for suicide and discard possible sexual assault?

>>150883890
I don't think that Lucy would be happy with a long distance relationship with Mike. Partly because she leaned on him so hard and that's just not possible via email, partly because she can't actually partake in any of their shared interests, and partly because Lucy cannot compete with Sandy across such a distance.

>>150883906
She wasn't dead, they don't just check the pussy of every unconscious suicide attempter, life isn't a hentai

>>150883940
In what universe does a general check up of a patient in urgent care not make sense?

>>150883940
>>150883951
I think we can all agree that Lucy's mom ordering a rape kit be done on her daughter, without her consent, is a better reason for Lucy's lingering anger than the canonical answer.

>>150883879
She did the splits

>>150883951
Why do you think checking someone's pussy for cum is a general check up?

>>150883967
To be fair, Lucy is a known whore, so it makes sense.

>>150883907
>partly because she can't actually partake in any of their shared interests, and partly because Lucy cannot compete with Sandy across such a distance.
She can by actually commuting and Lucy could always just try and develop an intrest in mmo or try and comeback to town as much as possible. Personally I wouldn't be as harsh if Lucy tried the reconnection first before attempting suicide.

>>150883951
>Fingers your daughters pussy
Hmm I conclude she fell off a building

>>150884032
I didn't say they were especially good reasons, just why Lucy would not be happy with a long distance relationship. We both know she rarely ventures outside of comfort zone and believes any competition with Sandy is a nigh unwinnable uphill battle.

i hadnt read this comic in a few weeks. Im not sure what Taeshi's endgame here is. Also having david do this is the worst possible choice aside from actually pulling this.

David has no character. He's just a get out of jail free card for taeshi when it comes to mucking things up for mike.

It'd be different if there was more to him on this than meme character but there isn't.

Again, I'm not sure what her endgame is. She just seems dead set on ruining Mike's life and pushing him to a breaking point, but I can't see her having him actually try to kill himself because then the other characters would have to deal with that.

If she tried to side step their hands in it then it would be incredibly hacky even for her.

>>150883963
Probably noticed some of the cum on the ground

>>150883967
>>150884056
>Girl with no previous conditions nor needs with support from her family attempts suicide
>Dont check for sexual assault which is a real reason people have killed themselves over
Ok, sure

>>150884066
>Sandy is a nigh unwinnable uphill battle
What exactly did sandy even do for Lucy to hold this grduge since she was like 3rd grade?

>>150884081
>Im not sure what Taeshi's endgame here is
Moving past this plotpoint no matter what it takes, apparently. Oh and hurting Mike. Obviously. In a very slow, drawn-out process during which pound after pound of flesh is carved away from his bones, yet he still never quite reaches the point of suicidal intent. And since the whole Season of Mourning thing is apparently coming up, she'll probably spend a good chunk of it sucking Lucy off.

>>150884094
Would have blended in with the snow

>>150884142
Literally, all Sandy did was be nicer to Mike than her unacknowledged competition. That's it. Lucy is too fucking stupid and self-centered to understand that's the biggest reason why Mike preferred Sandy over the annoying little brat who kept bugging and mistreating him. All she has to do, even while Mike was dating Sandy for real, was stop being such a megacunt and she likely could have stolen him away.

>>150884200
It landed on top of the ketchup, er I mean blood.

>>150884130
The hospital's job isn't to figure out why you attempted suicide they're just there to treat your physical injuries. They don't just go digging into a patient's genitals unless they're specifically seeing the doctor for an issue there. You could probably sue the hospital if they went rummaging around your unconscious teenage daughters pussy.

>>150884130
>girl has been depressed for months to the point her family is sending her away to a new school
>she tries to kill herself
>this justifies the doctor's checking her vagina after she jumped off a building
What kind of goofy cartoon world do you live in?

>>150884239
Yeah but this is BCB world that runs on Taeshi's understanding of medicine and the profession that administers it.

>>150884142
She was nice to mike so mike dated her. Lucy's grudge is completely one sided and she couldn't figure out that being nicer to Mike would work out in the long run.

But Lucy being a better person in general has been a dropped plot point for years now.

>>150884130
A patient has to consent for a rape kit and someone who is currently slapped on an operating table after jumping off a building cannot do so

>>150884281
I'm sure most women are very aware that they can't have their body violated to sate the curiosity of their doctors, imagine for a second that you tried to kill yourself and you found out the doctor was checking your asshole for semen because "well they might've been raped lmao"

>>150884315
She wouldn't need to if anyone accidentally pressed down on her stomach and Lucy let loose all over the bed like a cum-filled whoopee cushion.

>>150884371
...Oh my god lmao

>>150884349
>I'm sure most women
Woah now, let me stop you there. Taeshi is not "most women." She is, in fact, staggeringly ignorant. To the point that it seems like she thinks any degree of basic research is an admission of weakness.

>>150884315
Not if they find any semen in or on her. If any if that shit got on Lucy fur ir was inside her it would very much cause issues. They would have had to check down their cause where Lucy was bleeding was very close to her balls and to verify she didn't damage it.

>>150884474
>her balls

>>150884474
Probably cause doesn't apply to vaginas.

>>150884398
Just because taeshi is mentally ill doesn't mean she shares your headcanon about pussy checking in hospitals

>>150884474
Even if they did find semen on her she'd still have to consent to a rapekit or she'd have to die and they'd do an autopsy. Also women don't have balls

>>150884828
>>150884857
but there could be a rooftop rapist prowling the high-rises and defenestrating young maidens and they'd never know...

>>150884886
Be honest is this your fetish?

>>150884490
>>150884857
I mean ovaries aka lady balls. The fact that we gave gone this off topic shows the comic has gotten worse.

I firmly believe Mike getting anally raped is the only way the discord fools would sympathize with mike. Extreme as it sounds.

>>150883500
Pregnant Lucy is best Lucy
Side note I would kill for some "Second Confrontation" one-shot fapfics,

>>150884914
Ovaries are an internal organ, are you retarded?

>We went from Rachelposting to this shit
Riveting

>>150884961
>are you retarded?
Sometimes. it's the closest approximation to a man's nuts. Unless you know one that is more appropriate.

>>150884963
I'm enjoying the Pussy Inspection Day arc, personally.

>>150884994
You can't check the ovaries by looking at the pussy so your post made no sense.

>>150884963
I miss Disco Elysiumposting.

>>150879742
>>150879895
But that isn't what he does in this comic? He just doesn't act like a simp, while Abbey does

>>150885043
Mike does act like a simp for Sandy.

>>150879742
>>150882293
>the guy who's considerate is despised
>the guy who does what he feels like doing is liked
>the guy who just cares about quick pussy receives it unimpeded
This is suppose to make readers think what?
That Lucy likes being treated as a cumrag and every character is wrong for showing concern for her?

>>150885033
I pity anyone trying to figure out how to Elysiumpost these last two pages. David's mind just doesn't work the same.

>>150885117
>That Lucy likes being treated as a cumrag and every character is wrong for showing concern for her?
It's a but mixed in the messaging since she retconned out the groping but keeps putting out shit that makes Lucy look like a cheap slut.

>>150881196
this is fucking insane.
>Augustus comes up to fuck with Mike to the extent that James even notices and asks if Mike is okay
>immediately whiplashes to "Actually, I totally believe everything this random stranger accuses you of"
>Lucy kicks Mike in the gut just because he was giving his side of things. Not self-defense, no physical provocation. You know, unwarranted physical abuse, the thing that notoriously ruined her relationship with him? The thing she was supposed to have "healed from" and "matured past" and all that?
>David ignores it, literally just says "Fuck Mike I love Lucy now"

>>150885172
It's funny too cause apparently Mike staying quiet when James asks him if that stuff is true means Mike is guilty, but he did try to give his side and got shut down twice.

>>150885120
Probably:
>Mike probably experiencing Shivers to notice David or Taeshi herself concocting more horse shit to hurt them
>Half Light is still screaming for Mike to just kill everyone around him.
>Logic is trying to make sense of what the fuck is even happening.
>Volition is fending off the suicidal thoughts
>Inland Empire imagining the future of how nobody's got his back
>Pain Threshold dealing with the gut kick

>>150885172
>Lucy kicks Mike in the gut just because he was giving his side of things. Not self-defense, no physical provocation. You know, unwarranted physical abuse, the thing that notoriously ruined her relationship with him? The thing she was supposed to have "healed from" and "matured past" and all that?


wait i missed the lastt few pages! She actually did this?! She literally learned nothing?!

>>150885213
That's what makes it more insane! James watched this random weirdo come up to bother Mike, watched Mike get PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED when he tried to give his side of the story, and for some reason chose to fucking believe Augustus? Why? It's going to be some kind of retarded WELL ACTUALLY JAMES FEELS USED BY MIKE TOO thing, isn't it

>>150885227
Yes. Then she proceeded to lie about the past when she realized she did exactly what Mike was complaining about and everyone just sorta ignores this.

>>150885227
Anon if you're going to be in these threads at least be up to date on the current fucking chapter lol

>>150885244
I'm sure her discord and site readers loved her kicking Mike.

and now shes back hiding behind augustus like "She didn't want this"

>>150885244
She didn't lie about anything actually, and James just listened to Augustus info dump Mike's history and realized he wasn't the first one Mike tried to string along and realistically sided against him, I can explain away more fabrications if needed.

>>150885233
Which is also dumb since Mike made it pretty clear from the word go that he did not want some romance faggotry with James and then James did a whole song and dance how it wasn't like that and he just liked Mike. However, Mike is proven once again that anyone he tries to bond with is a massive flake that will throw him under the bus when they realize they can't fuck him.

You have to feel bad for the kid. Yeah he can be a bit of her pussy, but thus far he has been pretty right on all his fears and worries.

>>150885264
>tried to string along
In what way dude

>>150885043
Mike has a story with Lucy and knows how she responds to certain things, of course he's not simping, and Abbey is not simping because he's not attracted to her, he's hiding behind politeness because he doesn't know how he should approach her otherwise and is terrified of intimacy for very obvious reasons

>>150885213
Which is weird cause it's clear Mike was silenced and whatever he girl says can't be trusted.
>Mike didn't touch her
> The moment he begins to speak Said girl kicks him in the gut.
> Said girl then says something to take heat of herself and blame him
Even if the two have history, from james pov he saw Mike acting:
> sad but normal
> When agustus showed up clearly om edge. emo kept pushing and bullying.
> emo was baiting and when friend started to talk he got kicked by the girl who spoke once.
I harp on this but anything either strangers( he does not know either of them at all and he has no reason to trust Lucy especially due to the kick) said should ve taken with salt.Agustus was literally bullying Mike the entire time till he got shoved and afterward.

A girl starting shit physically then saying something to shift blame isn't even that odd. Agustus was doing that the entire time when he talked about Lucy abd Mike since the house "wife" is being blamed for the pyshically abusive "husband" being a cunt.

>>150885264
>Mike tried to string along

Mike didn't string him along at all. He wanted a friendship and since he didn't want to date him, James dumped his ass wholesale and started fawning over David for being faster. The worst you could say about Mike in this is that he might be projecting somewhat, but James going from worshiping the ground he walks on to not giving a fuck about him in an hour understandably gave him emotional whiplash and validated the fears he's had for a while now.

>>150885226
>tfw we won't get Fascist Mike

>>150885264
What reason does James have to believe that Agustus' infodump of Mike's history is in any way accurate when Mike tried to defend himself and got kicked in the gut for his troubles?

>>150885117
She got annoyed that people were comparing Mike to Abbey because for her being polite and too considerate is misogynistic (Abbey) just like how she things being nice to people is manipulative (Mike) so she wanted to show that, but then noticed this not only makes Lucy look like a psycho but also makes Mike look good, so she added Paulo (she likes assholes) as the best option without noticing this makes Lucy look psychotic AND slutty and drives the idea that she expected Mike to just take her and by not ignoring her boundaries he was leading her on

>>150885341
You have to understand James is a flaky retard. Even his own teammates point it out. Closest would probably be "Mike didn't say anything therefore everything they said is true". Nevermind they started shit and he's probably still reeling from getting gut/groin kicked

>>150885309
>James dumped his ass wholesale and started fawning over David for being faster.
James wanting to fuck David probably woulda been fine if James was still Mike's friend. The second David showed up he started treating Mike like he was a 3rd wheel and made very aweful comments. James turned out to be a snake with these few pages showing how he will take the words of strangers and a girl with a history of hitting people(he dies not know that part but He heard the Mike say "she treated me like shit" before kicking to silence him).

how is the discord reacting to all of this?

>>150885363
Last I heard even a chunk of that lot was a bit iffy on Augustus shit here but still with a bunch of them on the "lol fuck Mike" train per usual. He could save the planet and they'd still think he was the bad guy somehow

>>150885355
>>150885362

James being how he is could only properly work if he gets called out for it. His team did bring it up but the guy needs someone to really rip into him over it.

But I don't think that'll happen because this is all in service of making Mike suffer.

>>150885382
Is anyone in the discord calling out the fact that Lucy is literally reverting to physically abusing Mike again?

>>150885385
I kinda hope we get more view from the track team and maybe an outsiders view on the whole Lucy thing since it was shown that James was 300% oblivious to the whole plot before reaching out to Mike. The other track guys might be more aware.

Would be funny if one of em went "Yeah no offense but Lucy is kind of a bitch."

>>150881530
What were the leaks exactly? I missed them.

>>150885309
>Mike didn't string him along at all. He wanted a friendship and since he didn't want to date him
Mike tried to string him along by not giving him a hard no when James confessed, it was only stopped because David randomly showed up.
>"Guh sorry I can't date you because my girlfriend"
>"That's okay we'll be friends and I'll just always be available as your fall back :)"
>"You got it my platonic friend!"
>proceeds to hold hands with him
And his intention was then made obvious by the last 4 chapters showing Mike desperately trying to get James' affection back from David.
>inb4 you say Mike was running after James platonically after getting told that James still likes him
Yeah, who didn't chase after a former crush because their friends said you still had a chance? You know to be friends?

>>150885382
>He could save the planet and they'd still think he was the bad guy somehow
He said some shit to make her sad vs the attempted rapist who tried that shit on one of her "friends".

Why is it always ignored that Lucy was scouting for spots and that Mike did attempt to reconcile with her ass? Or that Lucy was physically abusive( something that did appear in her all that I have bullshit) and has strong along guys like Paulo and Mike? It was not like she tried to kill herself immediately after the speech.

>>150885463
Some people are just crazy like that. Any slight and you'll always be viewed as evil to them.

>>150885439
"Having feelings for someone even though you told them no" doesn't get to count as "stringing them along", sorry. This is the exact same shit Lucy is trying to pull and it just doesn't pass the bullshit test. "Stringing someone along" has to consist of more than "existing in the same general vicinity of someone while having a crush", or else Daisy qualifies as having strung Mike along for years

>>150885463
It's called bias.

>>150884828
It's not my headcanon. I'm a separate anon mocking Taeshi's chronic ignorance about any matters under the sun.

>>150884914
>I firmly believe Mike getting anally raped is the only way the discord fools would sympathize with mike
They'd say he deserved it.

>>150885117
I'm more curious as to why Taeshi thinks any of this applies to the shitty modern versions of her own characters.

>>150885500
I once had a bias where I believed these two could reconcile on equal footing and that what Mike said was pretty harsh. Believing that Lucy attemlting to change at the time meant thay he shouldnt have been so harsh then. Issue now is that Lucy proved Mike right on her being a parasite and aweful and all her change being perfomative so she could worm her back in.

>>150885172
>I love Lucy now
>now
Guy's always liked Lucy better. Mike barely pinged his radar until this James shit meme dog has happily fucked with Mike ever since.

>>150885227
>She literally learned nothing?!
She learned to justify herself by giving an absolutely insane take on their past relationship that painted Mike squarely as the villain and herself as his hapless victim. And everyone present bought or played into it. Truly, the Lucyspace effect has never been stronger.

>>150885542
Are you surprised the person using old receipts and stupid grudges as valid points is judging characters that don't behave the same anymore?

>>150885531
>Now you know how Lucy feels

>All of this is somehow going to loop around into Lucy and Mike being together
I can't imagine a worse outcome for either of em.

>>150885614
Lucy was never raped and Mike had nothing to do with her attempted rapist. How the fuck would that make sense?!

>>150885633
>Expecting sense from them
kek

>>150885430
Honestly I expect Mike to lose the track team as a whole at this point.

It is literally impossible for this nigga to have anyone in his corner because that means he might be able to get away from the cosmic level of suffering he's been getting for over a decade.

and Taeshi can't have that, can she?

>>150885633
It's a joke about how nothing is ever a worthy punishment anon, it's ok
Also Lucy a slut

>>150885580
To be fair the only person they needed to strong along (LOL) was James, Augustus doesn't care as long as it works and David is a meme that was on her side from the start

>>150885264
This stringing along notion is funny because of how indefensible it is, yet I keep seeing people latch onto it.
>be kid Mike
>confess to Lucy
>she says no
>sad_okay.jpg
>support Lucy anyway
>still want her but wait for Lucy to make the first move
>also still want a different girl
>feel guilty (because you feel guilty over dumb shit as evidenced by this retarded inside-outside Lucy safespace plot)
>eventually start dating other girl
>still take care of Lucy
And somehow people other than Lucystans buy into Lucy's delusion that Mike was "leading her on."

>>150885633
mike anally rapes lucy's heart every time he texts sandy

>>150885646
>Honestly I expect Mike to lose the track team as a whole at this point
The decade is still young, anon.

>>150885561
Isn't David at least like, partially aware of the whole abuse thing, though?
Hell, JAMES just watched it happen. James, which does not have any context of "oh it's just friendly banter between them!" that would make him gloss over it. And it's not like Lucy just slapped Mike or something, she kicked him in the gut so hard he collapsed. Why did both of them watch this and just think it was okay?

>>150885678
It makes more sense if you remember Taeshi gives a huge amount of importance to emotional cheating, so by pursuing a platonic relationship with her while with Sandy was giving her a chance

>>150885632
its so funny how taeshi still thinks Mike and Lucy can work, when every time there's a chance for them to reconcile, she just scorches the earth again.

EF is still the biggest mistake on that front

>>150885362
I wouldn't call James a snake so much as so unbelievably stupid that he can't be trusted with moderately sharp objects.

>>150885780
>EF is still the biggest mistake on that front
While a mistake, I would still say Lucy has scorched ground more there. I woukd in fact lump this as a bigger scorching ground then Ef as this wasn't a accidental meeting but intentional. Ef could still work as a reconciliation ground even with sandy in the picture if Lucy wasn't malding for several years over sandy like a sociopath. Anyone actually keeping score on who has burned more ground since Lucy's return?

>>150885780
I mean at this point I don't see why either of em would want anything to do with each other aside from the worst reasons (psychosis and guilt). Mike leaving in some fashion would be best outcome but won't happen since Mike is the actual star of the show

>>150885732
>Isn't David at least like, partially aware of the whole abuse thing, though?
Look, if David was actually a real character, he'd be a massive piece of hyper-biased shit. Do not expect anything good from him.

>Hell, JAMES just watched it happen.
My main hangup is that James knows full well how horribly guilty Mike feels about the whole thing but, uh oh, one bullying-induced flipout is all it will take for James to ignore that in favor of a much worse interpretation. I guess Mike just did not defend himself well enough.

>>150885858
James also met Lucy and she was nothing but mean and rude to him too.

>>150885780
I think that THIS might actually be the biggest mistake. Even after EF, one half of the pair still wanted to try and reconcile. But after this chapter's gaslighting job, Mike will probably think any desire to be with Lucy is just his own selfishness acting up and avoid it. Lucy and her stooge are poisoning the well beyond any recovery because fixing Mike would require her to put in significant personal effort.

>>150885910
Probably for the best in the end if it means staying away from Lucy forever

BCB should end with Mike moving away. It could be a hopeful ending because he's got a chance to start a new life away from all the bullshit with his old friends

>>150880610
17 YEARS?
How much time has passed in the actual story?

>>150885732
In a comic written by a sane person? Yes. Here? They're both props, not characters

>>150885962
I mean if you want to actually go with the "bittersweet" flavor then it would end with Mike and Lucy reconciling but them agreeing to not have anything to do with each other.

You know, it's pretty telling that Lucy imploded after Mike began withholding his support and affection, then jabbed her with a few choice words. Meanwhile, Taeshi has been slamming Mike into the ground again and again because he still refuses to break. Pathetic as he is, even the modern version of gray cat is that much stronger than Lucy even at her best.

>>150885999
At this point, I think "bittersweet" would involve Mike giving Lucy a blank stare after she gives her little reconciliation speech and then walking away. Anything less negative would be bullshit.

>>150886026
"Okay. I don't forgive you"

>>150886000
>Pathetic as he is, even the modern version of gray cat is that much stronger than Lucy even at her best.
True but it will get worse for Mike. Which strengthens your point.
> Lucy only cares about Mike and no one ego cared or helped her.
> Mike needs to be both isolated from any friends and parents possibly breaking his family apart. Can't talk about this with parents.
> a cheating bitch of a girlfriend who he took back out of guilt. Who will likely break up with him cause he won't be allowed to do it.
Lucy is shit by comparison.

>>150885877
That's true. I guess she gets bonus points for actually playing with him at the arcade. Logically, James should come to regret his choice the longer he has to deal with Lucy's attitude problem.

>>150886093
While me and like half of this thread would love to see the table suffer Lucy without Mike acting as scapegoat and lightning rod, James is crushing on a cardboard cutout of a character who doesn't really care about him and is mostly nice to him because Paulo MIGHT come to want him again, if that isn't oblivious to bullshit enough

>>150885973
like 3 at most. they're 15 now and i think BCB started with them in 8th grade

>>150886162
My understanding is that Taeshi says David mostly enjoys the attention James showers upon him, but you're probably right as well. Poor Daisy. Her ship with Paulo might be about as exciting as cornstarch, but she doesn't deserve David hovering in the background just waiting to cuck her with someone else.

>>150885973
>17 years of BCB psychotic loop of torturing the fursona effigy of her husband.
>22 years of Goldie-malding.
>Taeshi is quickly approaching 40

I think Taeshi has officially spent more of her life being a soggy petty rage-filled bitch then not being one at this point.
She literally started at like 13-14 years old when she met Suitcase.
She's at least 37 or 38 by now.
Think about that.

>>150885678
BPD-bitches don't understand the nuance of relationships. Apparently, a normal friendship = bound soulmates in Lucy's/Taeshi's eyes.
Anyone who gives Lucy a shred of validation or respect she goes googly eyes at or tries to fuck, if she is desperate enough (Paulo,Augustus).

>>150886026
I think I'd like that, have Lucy get everything she wanted without having to ever put effort into it, an empty life where all she did was sit down, be annoyed and scold people into forgiving her attitude. Everything except for the one person she cared about. What a waste of a life

>>150886224
Thank you for updating the wretched BCB loop to accurately reflect how the comic works now.

>Apparently, a normal friendship = bound soulmates in Lucy's/Taeshi's eyes.
Anyone who gives Lucy a shred of validation or respect she goes googly eyes at or tries to fuck, if she is desperate enough (Paulo,Augustus)
You know what? That perfectly explains why Lucy stopped trusting Paulo the moment he started sleeping around even though they weren't dating. Can't wait to see what happens if Augustus develops a crush on Rachel.

>>150886
>22 years of Goldie-malding.
>Penelope is a character in Homer's Odyssey. She was the queen of Ithaca and wife of Odysseus. The mythological Penelope is known for her fidelity to her husband, weathering the attentions of more than a hundred suitors during his twenty year absence.
Taeshi is truly the Penelope of our fucked up and mentally diseased modern era.

>>150886266
You don't need to go far, remember she forbid Augustus from pursuing Daisy with the excuse of punishment for his attempted "rape" (nevermind hers) and now she's taken so her teddy bear has nowhere to go

>>150886460
This stupid fucking so-called slice-of-life "drama" comic doesn't even give Paulo, Daisy, and Augustus a love triangle to spice things up. Oh no no no that would be too interesting and thus distract from the epic feels of Lucy malding over a girl she had every chance in the world to beat by just being nice for once.

>>150886513
Don't you know anon? Being nice is manipulative and only hostile abusive assholes are honest

>>150886733
So what you are saying is Lucy would genuinely stop her shit for good if Mike simply punched her?

>>150882774
He'd do well with Stacy. Stacy!

>>150881196
>>150885172
It was one of the most disgusting pages I've ever seen in this comic, and that's saying a lot.

>>150881196
absolutely insane page, i think the most meanspirited one so far that i can remember from this comic. continuing from last thread, if this is some buildup for cathartic release for mike, when is the fucking payoff? how much buildup and mike abuse do we need before someone throws him a bone? how do we come back from mike's "friends" being the shittiest people imaginable? where does he even go from here???

>>150881196
Ouch Tard Dog. Mike better remember this when they every try to pull the lol friendship horseshit later because this is too much

>>150887182
if/when they ever*

>>150881196
If this doesn't end with him sucker punching this bitch...

I was surprised to find out the next three pages will be gratuitous closeups of mike getting kicked in the ribs by various characters, but I guess it makes sense with the current arc.

>>150879657 (OP)
ohh yeah I forgot the dog was still there

>>150879742
Wait, Taeshi explicitly canonized these threads assertion that Lucy loves noncon?

Huh. That's bold.

>>150880261
Sue is lucky Lucy is so dumb, otherwise she might catch on to the fact that the werewolfs are a small, cynical dog with a huge wolf dick named McCanis, a mute androgyn cat named Amand, a tall dark and stern cat named Abyss, and so on.

>>150880582
I agree anon. I'd add that Mike has two really bad habits, both stemming from being a people-pleaser:

1, he often ends up making mutually-contradictory promises or commitments because he can't bring himself to say no, setting himself up for no-win situations where SOMEONE is going to be disappointed no matter what.

2, he often tries to say or do what he thinks someone wants, rather than being honest, leading to a few situations where he's done things "on someone else's behalf" that only made things worse.

>>150887535
>Lucy gets the the chapter about a white spectre who attracts men with her curves and then haunts then and eats up their life force, and when they turn against them uses the next victim to fight them off
>"Haha what a bitch"

>>150879657 (OP)
Wow! Hilarious and cool at the same time!

>>150881196
8 hours later and it's still up. The nutcase really has given up.

>>150887757
Maybe the anon who thinks it's suitcase himself leaking is right.

>>150887774
There's a link to the library somewhere up in the thread, if the contents have not been taken down then yes Suit stopped giving a shit

>>150887146
Where I reckon this is going is this path, more or less:
>Mike gets exiled from the table
>proceeds to be on the lowest point of his life
>probably contemplates suicide
>only Paulo (and maybe Daisy) still cares for him
>they try to help him out, but it's no use
>they plead to Lucy to intervene
>she begrudgingly accepts
>sees Mike attempting suicide
>ineveraskedforthis.jpg
>runs and stops his suicide attempt
>they bond over it, cry a lot, hug it out
>on the following days/chapters they become best of friends and maybe even get together
>the end

That's more or less how I think things will develop, but who knows. I have no idea how and why would he even want to keep in contact with anyone on that table, specially FUCKING DAVID, considering the dude just straight up just basically said Mike was trash.

Honestly, any sane person would just say fuck it to everyone in there, and move to a different school, or just speedrun the school year and be done with those mofos for good.

>>150883721
The moment she tries, her leg will snap like a dry branch again because the universe hates Sue. Not as much as it hates Mike, but still enough to torment her physically and emotionally.

>>150879742
Im genuinely happy for Abbey that he is Lucyproof. He 100% deserves better. Lucy somehow got a pass for saying picrel but I will never let it go

who the fuck is "Suitcase"?

>>150881196
do not read this comic

>>150887921
I don't think there's a way to make the table take Mike back that would be satisfying at all, not as it is. What I mean is that you can't have David directly attack and exile Mike with no consequences even if he's just a meme, he can't just go "oops" and have everyone ignore the shit storm he caused with his retardation, we have yet to see if the table will just accept their new status quo where they trade "annoying but well meaning" for "hostile but untouchable" because as many have mentioned she has no personality besides "grumpy and above it"

>>150880415
If you stuck him in a comic written by a reasonable person and had him act the same, he would likely be seen as an asshole. But because in BCB every other character does shit 1000x worse than he's ever done, anything he does comes off as justified rage at the insanity he is forced to put up with. A fact made even more dramatic by the fact that the writer clearly doesn't realise what she's done, instead clearly agreeing with the much worse assholes.
Meg in family guy is similar, but at least in that case her mistreatment is an attempt at humor, not the writer's real opinions (at least in theory). Mike's punishments are played dead straight.

>>150888163
>you can't have David directly attack and exile Mike with no consequences even if he's just a meme, he can't just go "oops"
That's true. I for one would forever hold a grudge against him. Mike and David were never friends, he was always just a Paulo and Lucy dick sucker, which means he often opposed Mike if anything.

The table will accept Lucy for the most part, but I feel like the table is falling apart anyway. Abbey moved to a different table, Mike ain't there no more, Paulo and Daisy might end up just choosing to spend time with each other rather than at the table, so who's left? Sue, Amaya, David, Lucy, and now James?

>>150887921
Taeshi's stupid need to make every attempt at reconciliation end in a scorched earth situation has made wanting them to make peace disappointing. Lucy is offended by every step Mike makes that's not to her tune and refuses to ever be honest about her feelings, and Mike is too beaten up and guilt ridden to accept any attempt at a reconciliation and start over. At this point Taeshi is putting the ball in front of us and we are getting tired of running towards it and fall when she takes it off

>>150882510
>bpd mother
I don't have faith in Suit to balance this out