Thread 150983324

LOL of Time edition.

Previous LOLdling: >>150974606

>>150983324 (OP)
gay homofa66ot thread. also first for 8est spider

>>150983347
now that you're here, it really is...

>>150975440
rollin' for cerulean

>>150983371
sigh

>>150983371
rapeable rusty...

>>150983324 (OP)
finally done with work for the day, time to fuck around and do nothing useful for the rest of the evening

>>150983371
Delicious

>>150983395
Good to have you back.

>>150983393
>>150983408
8( please no I'm a 8lue8lood I swear

>>150975440

RÖL

>>150983436
Sure little rustblood
We'll just paint you blue before running train on you

>>150983410
I couldn't pop in on lunch but it's good to be home, I only got like 2 of my meetings done today :(

>>150983439
Sure, Jan.

Cody. My cock. Now.

>>150983439
Which fan creators bend the knee to Hussie.

>>150983449
8((((((((

anyways, I drew Aranea for the ???? day of drawin6 Aranea Every Day. Decided to draw it on paper, since doin6 it on a touchscreen and/or mouse was... inefficient. I drew her four times 8tw, 8ut i'm pro8a8ly just 6onna post this one, as to not spam the thread with poorly photo6raphed drawin6s

>>150983495
oh why the fuck is it sideways

>>150983495
Getting better everyday with practice though!

>>150983495
when did you add the 6 to the typing quirk

>>150983470
Currently the ones who are part of FRAF.

>>150983506
is this is low8lood rape face?

>>150983511
thanks........ Eridanie1? Wasn't it "Eridaniel" 8efore

>>150983522
like two days a6o I think. the thread 8efore last

>>150983548
yeah but I changed it so it would match my blog, I want to be weird like that

>>150983555
you have a 8lo6?

*grab2 diick2*

>>150983565
yeah but the last time I shared it I got called a tranny, which is ironically very funny since I am not but am genderfluid lmao

>>150983580
share it a6ain plz. I promise I won't call you a tranny or the like

posts kanayas

>>150983580
>genderfluid
get back in the pail, then, buddy.

>>150983466
Cody rubbed himself so raw it could be considered self harm

>>150983606
A very good joke lmao.

>>150983580
just type in tumblr.com/eridanie1

>>150983606
needs more time to pupate

>>150983580
change your name to beforan eridaniel

>>150983630
That batchs compromised, just dump it over some rusties hive.

>>150983636
I don't like their name very much :(

>alabaster: the doomed session might actually finish
After 4000 years. If it gets finished it will have the 30th most hearts out of any complete mspfa.

>>150983662
Its also been updating really frequently, just 20 pages yesterday.

whoever said huge clits are bad is going to be sent directly to double death, thanks in advance

>>150983593
sorry i meant to reply to you but i replied to myself tumblr.com/eridanie1

>>150983710
wtf did I miss last thread

>>150983722
lol np. i'll check it out later I 6uess

>>150983324 (OP)
DAMNIT I FORGOT I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE NEXT OP.

>>150983728
Kill mods.

>>150983723
you missed Cody's grotesquely engorged angry red marble

>>150983770
who

>>150983783
Character from space days (mspfa). It and its sister comic have a following here due to its creators going here

It's almost time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyVzuV1ZcjA
And the list of projects being showcased is listed here
https://sahcon.neocities.org/?page=2025/showcase

>>150983801
cool. guess i'll read it then

>>150983805
so what goes on in this and why should i care

>>150983820
Moonrune's Prisounebound trailer is being featured here.

>>150983805
>Jack Noir bought a Yacht

Im listening....
>>150983820
Its people getting to show off their fanventures with trailers.

>>150983831
>lovingly scarred tits are going to be prominently advertised
hell yes

>>150983859
Thats Space Days, technically. Prisounebounds the trolls.

>>150983868
wait is space days not on the list
you know what, that's fine, these people don't deserve giant clits and scarred tits

>>150983754

Lay off the booze anon.

she serkin on my fan6 8ut I don't mind

My Moirail is a Rainbow Drinker has me hooked. Confirmed troll boobies.
https://mspfa.com/?s=59808&p=1

>>150983947
raping drunk rose

>>150983947
hated this so much, all that build up between them just for it to turn into an abusive alcoholic relationship with zero drama

>>150983770
I NEED to suck it with the force of a vacuum

>>150983967
Made me sad :(

what if kanaya had huuuuuuge boobs lol wouldnt that be funny haha

>>150983980
no, it wouldn't.

RAPE FOR THE RAPE GOD

>>150983980
Don't be stupid. She doesn't have huge tits, she has torpedo tits, freakishly perky and upturned.

>>150983975
>forcing Cody to start screaming and crying and begging to stop because he's had so many extreme orgasms from being sucked off he can't bear it

>>150983967
At least those versions of them are permanently dead forever in an abandoned timeline. Though maybe they got the good ending in all this.

>>150983983
you are lame and dumb
>>150983997
she had a HUGE bosom which is round

>>150984029
I don't really consider the post-Game Over people to be 'real' anymore.

>>150983997
>>150984038
If her huge boobs and ass are so great, why did she lose to dog dick?

>>150984038
EVERYONE HAS GIANT FUCKING TITS, FOR ONCE I WANT 1900s STYLE ULTRA-PERKY TORPEDO TITS YOU COULD CUT GLASS AND POKE EYES OUT WITH, NOW SIT DOWN

>>150984048
>why did she lose to dog dick?
if you ever saw videos of women taking the knot, you'd understand
I don't care if you're Chadrone Fucklington with a soda can dick, all men lose to the knot

>>150984038
don't 8e stupid. Kanaya is FLAT. She is lanky, and FLAT. NO ASS, NO TITS. Now Rose on the other hand.... ....IS ALSO FLAT

>>150984052
crin6e. Jane's the only one with 8i6 tits. Everythin6 else is non-canon and off-model.

>>150984052
TORPEDO TITS FUCKING SUUUUUCK
I WANT ROUND!!! I WANT ROUND TITS AND ROUND ASS AND ROUND EVERYTHIIIIIING

>>150984043
I mean, obviously; the characters I loved are all rotting in an abandoned timeline and instead we get to follow thesae ghoulish parodies of them bumble around and not achieve anything of merit and importance. at least john and Roxy got to be real up until the whole Meat/Candy decision.

>>150984058
Anon why are you watching women fuck dogs?

>>150984058
yeah, all MEN. 8ut Kanaya despite all trolls 8ein6 male is FEMALE-presenting

>>150984063
YOU HAVE SO MANY GIANT ROUND TITS! YOU ARE FUCKING GLUTTED WITH THEM! GREEDY MILK-SUCKING FUCK, FOR ONCE I WANT SOME FUCKING VARIETY AND I WANT THE TORPEDOES POINTING TO HEAVEN!

>>150984043
I'm not sure why but for some reason the author felt it very appropriate to write all the characters really stupid after game over.

>>150983656
i want to sex orphaner dualscar so badly...

Finally read the Space Days upd8

Why'd Moonrunes give the trans man such huge bazongas?

>>150984068
Because you get around the internet's bowels and end up seeing shit over time?

>>150984083
>>150984063
crin6e. Ass is 8etter. Only 8A8IES and manchildren like titties (8a8ies need them for food so they're drawn to them, and when you don't mentally develop enou6h, you maintain your likin6 for them)

>>150984066
>>150984085
It just felt deeply creepy to me. Everyone died in horror, their ghosts got erased from existence, but hey look we copied them and we'll pretend it never happened! Yes everyone you've been following for YEARS is now dead and gone, but hey there's an infinite number of them, who cares!

Hussie's approach to life and death is fucking DISTURBED.

>>150984096
8ecause it's sexo. next question

>>150984112
I prefer thighs and girls who have attractive forms in skin tight one piece swimsuits

>>150984096
It would be very darkly hilarious if the whole Alan crushing for Cody subplot ended with Alan learning that Cody's trans but instead of being kind and supportive of it he shouts "I can't believe i had a crush on a fucking FEMALE"

>>150984116
It truly is psychotic.

>>150984096
Bully fetish

>>150984017
anon STOP I can only get so erect

>>150984143
I guess that's when the comic was truly dead for me in the spiritual sense. Everyone is dead, the Game is Over, everything that happened after was meaningless fantasy.

i wanna rape the mental illness out of cody until she's normal a6ain

>>150983951
I like this one because of the grindhouse flavor to it
All it needs is feet and we could have a proper Tarantino homage

>>150984116
the introduction of ghost dream bubbles in general royally fucked the narrative

>>150984201
I managed to survive through it because at least John and Roxy were still the real ones, but even then, you're right. John should've retconned the events of Game Over itself, not alter shit so far back that the people that come out the other end are almost completely different people..

>>150984116
This has always been the case. Davesprite and Doomed Rose and John getting killed by Typheus, Doomed Aradias and whatnot. Dead Daves getting stacked up by Jack Noir and his boys. Jack Noir and the archagents themselves, from session to session. Ancestors and descendants and post scratch stuff. Even Dreamselves are a minor version of some alternate versions of characters getting wiped out and replaced. Homestuck has never been very precious or sentimental about its characters in this way. I don't get why the Retcon was what made people go insane and start psychoanalyzing Hussie.

>>150984214
it was creepy and weird. "hey when you die your ghost goes here. then we murder you here a second time and ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE"
fucking nightmare setting

>>150983951
I like the cute jade8lood. She has a nice personality

>>150984242
Those were all alternate timelines with explicitely alternate people who at least had some struggle, like Davesprite, with identity and doom. Game Over was just a wholesale massacre, and THOSE characters, unlike Davesprite, did NOT come back. They're gone. Then we get fresh copies and just... pretend they're who we've been following all this time. His lack of love for his characters it's indicative of some awful shit in his head.

>>150984271
Next time eat a salad

>>150984242
I think it's mostly because he attempts to say that the retcon versions of the characters are functionally identical to the real ones, when all other variant types were clearly separate, well, save for SOME ghosts, the ones that died in the alpha timeline. Like, Ghost!Vriska is, for all intents and purposes a continuation of the real deal Act5!Vriska, but Ghost!John is obviously a separate entity to the Real John, but the narrative acts like the retcon characters don't share this degree of separation.

>>150984214
Nah, I like it because "dead and out of the story" means something different when you're literally tortured for eternity by your own memories that can be violated at a whim by anyone who knows you exist. It's still a game, you see, and you're just in storage. Imagine this is what happens to all the NPCs you kill in a Bethesda game...

Dying is still the LEAST worst thing to happen to people who play sburb though, which is the wildest thing to contemplate

I’m rewatching Let’s Read Homestuck in preparation for Cascade tomorrow and just got a reminder of how easy it is to forget how smart Homestuck is when everything surrounding it is so aggressively stupid. You get sucked into it so naturally and it’s so complex. It’s amazing how Hussie managed to compress his creative IQ level to the shallowness of Psycholonials and still market it to his fans like nothing had changed.

>>150984271
She needs to eat more

>read some jungian-adjacent rambling about classpects
>nearly 200 pages describing how each class is more or less fucked in its head in its own special way
>correlates pretty well to many people I know irl
>however none of them truly match me
>"but wait, to complete this schema we need to discuss two more master classes that weren't included but they should have been to complete it!"
>one of these two extra descriptions is me to an uncanny degree(good and bad each), we're talking 90-95% of the description
That's fucking gay. I can't say I care much about getting ragged on by a page who unironically says "themself", the worse part is that after so many pages it turned out that not only am I a non-canon class without a defined look and that in all likelihood I also fucking share it with hussie

>>150984338
Well, what is your class called?

>>150984338
Fellow waste.

>>150984338
Get a load of the Jester here.

>>150984338
Ah you're a waste of time

>>150984298
That was why. There was always a separation, a recognition, a delineation of the kids we started with and whatever alternates happened. Plus, hell; Doomed Rose FUSED with Alpha Rose, the dead John was from a timeline that didn't happen to Alpha John, and dreamselves fused with realselves in Godtier. But after Game Over, those kids were all dead, and their ghosts murdered, while we have to follow previous versions who then become different people entirely. It's as if original Dave died and Davesprite replaced him, but NOBODY said anything about original Dave anymore.

Creepy, fucked up writing.

>>150984338
Oh you're that zonked on SSRI's psychic obsessive guy aren't you

>>150984096
did you see codys mom?

>>150984274
You can say it was badly written, I know I have some qualms with how the ultimate self stuff is kind of muddled... but his "lack of love for his [FICTIONAL] characters" is signs of some sort of sinister mental shit going on? That just sounds overdramatic. I don't get this thread sometimes, it's half handwringing about how cynical and dreadful Homestuck ended up (especially vis a vis adultery and Jade's genitalia) while the past few threads have just been nonstop rape and cutting fetishism and praising the fanworks that cover that subject matter. I get it's not a hivemind here but it just seems odd, do you not realize where you are right now?

>>150984298
The way I recall it, they're the same but those alt selves and their memories cannot be accessed by most people? Which is in line with Dirk's whole thing about how he is capable of becoming Bro depending on the circumstances. But for Roxy's purposes she does talk about how disconcerting it is to meet up with her dead alternate friends who saw alternate her die. It's like that one Star Trek episode where O'Brien dies but is replaced by himself hours in the future. Fucked up but whaddya gonna do?

>>150984338
link it bro i wanna see

Hi
My Name Is Big Boob Kanaya

>>150984401
>Quickly retrieve lipstick from cleavage

>>150984364
No, that’s me, and I don’t take SSRIs.

>>150984388
Nta but the dreadful tone of homestuck ironically melds pretty well with its largely gnostic cosmology. Truly homestuck btfos gnosticism by this metric.

>>150984387
>the massive fucking titties are natural
villainous

>>150984352
The author called it "priest" as a relatively neutral term, with "king" being what people of that want to be and "waste" being a self-deprecating(more as a front if anyhing).

>>150984388
>That just sounds overdramatic.
It's not. I'm a writer too, and it genuinely unsettles me the way Hussie treated his characters. I've never seen anything quite like it, and the disturbance was worse because everything seemed fine at first. Funny characters with personality and motive... who then get lined up and gunned down like it's a prison camp, with little grief or care. It feels all wrong, and then it felt even worse when the killings never stopped going past the ending and into post-comic garbage.

>>150984083
Based as fuck. Call me a sailor boy cause I need to get in a submarine because they have torpedos (this innuendo fell apart)

Serious question. Why are Homestuck generals allowed on /co/ again? I thought all general threads were not allowed on /co/.

>>150984400
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/acetbbxvb950aa3l7yyf8/classpect-brochure-draft-18.2.doc?rlkey=jrqxw35pxel2yncmkr3fv1ufi&st=irlb63cb&dl=0

>>150984293
mold

>>150984325
6old

>>150984412
>villainous
precisely why it's so appealing, "hey, the hot chick with GIGANTIC tits (and mega-clit) thinks they can get away with transitioning!"

>>150983951
funny thing is i was talking about this fanventure as well as 2 others with a friend that i feel are very similar
that being kinuki does alternia and im good im gone
they are all just kinda meandering slice of lifes that are mostly in part based on the authors life as a trashy queer young adult viewed through the lens of trolls (or what they wish their young adult hoods were like) not that this is a bad thing but they dont really hook me that much

>>150984446
Mod team is mostly AI now. Jannys with a vendetta were tossed to the streets with a "thanks for the free labor" card. Robot doesn't care about Homestuck unless you trip its filters.

>>150984446
Things changed after the great shartening. Also the thread isnt an issue (homestuck is dead) (long live homestuck)

>>150984425
You seem easily unsettled if cartoon characters being hurt is what sets you off, which, again, seems a little odd in a thread where someone has expounded on the details of real videos of women having sex with dogs.

>>150984446
Because nobody cares anymore

>>150984456
>(and mega-clit)
this is a side effect of constant rubbing and stroking. wonder how skye will react to this information, i imagine she wont be Cody's server player because of this

>>150975527
>>150976663
my cobalt chud son

>>150984483
dont forget using the clit pump way WAY too much and developing priapism

>>150984492
Lovely lad.

>>150984493
SHUT UP

>>150984492
Greedy chud those bodies could feed a starving indigoblood who has a munchies

>>150984451
So since Andrew Hussie is 'helping' indie creators with Homestuck, does that mean if this person makes a physical copy of this, he won't sue, right?

>>150984493
>developing priapism
do i... do i want to know what that is?

>>150984507
PERMANENTLY DARK RED, SHINY, THROBBING, AND FAT AS A SODA BOTTLE CAP

>>150984515
Oh it's just a medical condition for having a permanent penile/clitoral erection.

>>150984096
Sometimes people have huge bazoonkas man. This is only fair or realistic for him to have huge boobas.


....
Who is gonna pay for Cody top surgery.....

>>150984537
The joke writes itself

>>150984537
Genuinely how long do we expect Vibri to be with Andrew?

>>150984537
An entire plotline revolves around Jade's massive, throbbing, Lalonde-impregnating dog dick

>>150984537
SHE KNOTTED AND *IMPREGNATED* ROSE FUCKING LALONDE WHO CHEATED ON HER FUCKING WIFE. HOW IS ANY OF THIS OUT OF PROPORTION.

>>150984555
Karkat.

You have better things to do than scream about dog dick.

>>150984536
>Who is gonna pay for Cody top surgery.....
Skaian magics will, no fuss no muss just shrunk to flat (with the excess forced onto Skye who then has hyper breasts).

>>150984492
8ased

What Is each Troll and Human favorite food?

>>150984569
>The surgery was a success
>Alan gets them

>>150984537
Jade's dog penis, blown way out of proportion...

>>150984537
Jade fucked Rose and cucked Kanaya with her giant disgusting dog penis and inseminated Rose with it. Rose birthed Jade's child, which, again, would not have been possible if Jade did not have a large, grotesque, and smelly dog penis.
How is that not hugely relevant.

>>150984536
>Who is gonna pay for Cody top surgery....
The more important question is how will Skye react and who is going to be wearing the strap in that interaction.

>>150984569
That would be so cool actually. Magic really solves everything.

>>150984574
>Chef Karkat
alright thats it i cant emotionally handle this im gonna break to go get chinese food

>>150984146
>Meenah when you bark orders at her like she's a common soldier (total sploosh)

>>150984578
>*cut to visual of a green balloon inside of a small tight purple bag RAPIDLY and LOUDLY swelling up*

>>150984589
Can you get me some spring rolls?

>>150984537
>hardly even ever referenced

Bitch, you have a entire character spawned from it.

>>150984574
>Aradia
My penis

>Tavros
My penis

>Sollux
My penis

>Karkat
My penis

>Nepeta
My penis

>Kanaya
My penis

>Terezi
My penis

>Vriska
My penis

>Equius
My penis

>Gamzee
My penis

>Eridan
My penis

>Feferi
My penis

>John
My penis (he was lying a8out not 8eing homosexual)

>Dave
My penis
>Rose
My penis

>Jade
Bec's radioactive dog penis

>Jane
Cake what a fatty lol

>Jake
My penis

>Dirk
My penis

>Roxy
My penis

>>150984578
yeah the KNOT really BLEW OUT OF PROPORTION inside of Rose's TIGHT CUNT

>>150984586
Skye is just vrasky from cool and new webcomic but played straight (LMAO)

>>150984589
Me? No not really i just wanted to see if anyone knew some trivia of each main characters favorite snacks/food.

Skye’s consorts will be tigers
T-I-G-E-R-S

>>150984574
The only actual troll foods we hear about are cotton candy, lusus milk, faygo, grubloaf and grub sauce as I recall

Gamzee's food gore as /ck/ would describe it notwithstanding

>>150984630
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey...
You got me :p

>>150984659
your favorite food is my penis?

you WILL draw on the whiteboard.
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378

>>150984683
No not really ._. I just found that funnie.

>https://youtu.be/RWP8kbKphYY?si=3l9gtLV66Wm4I4Xq

Write a Homestuck parody of this song.

>>150984700
>not really
you mean not yet. 8end over

>>150983951
So... Rainbow drinker is how troll vampires call themselfs. That is nice to learn!!

>>150984700
HA! THIS ANON LIKES THE TASTE OF THAT OTHER ANON'S PENIS

>>150984715
did you not know that? was that not o8vious from the comic???????? 6enuine question

>>150984725
what a fa66ot lol

>>150984446
Because we are unstoppable, the second Homestuck renaissance is upon us

>>150984711
No sexual Harassament in the /hsg/ pleaaaase!!

When is the sahcon thing?

>>150984726
I listened to homestuck c dub rather than read it myself. So some details still escaped from my read. There is so many trivia and facts about homestuck franchise that i still learning as i go man. I never stop learning.

>>150984750
1.75 hours

>>150984750
SAH CON
DEEZ NUTS

>>150984750
when you sahcon deez

>>150984735
don't worry a8out it. it's fine when I do it

>>150984446
The only reason they stopped being allowed is because enough anti-Homestuck collusionists infiltrated the modship to form a majority. No one actually wanted them to stop, their containment inevitably sprung leaks (Homestealth), and now it’s back for the revival.

>>150984693
Yes master.

>>150984764
Evil Sekret.

>>150984771
when i'm in a redundancy competition and my opponent is the phrase "evil serket"

>>150984239
wait, your right wtf??? Why the fuck didn't just reverse game over so he wasn't being preoccupied with beating the shit out of a green autistic child with leukemia? what is wrong with him? Hussie are you telling me John is so incapable of thinking for himself that he just blindly followed what terezi told him to do???

He could've gone back made sure no one died but didn't bc he's too much of a retard.

>>150984768
Homestuck was beloved of the 8oard…

>no one yeehawed at my Vriska art
It's so over....never drawing her again

>>150984852
whuh

>>150984852
*snaps my fingers*

Draw her again right now.

>>150984870
I'm too sleepy

>>150984852
it's 8ecause we all HATE vriska.

jk, 8ut there was no vriska art posted itt so......

>>150984909
*sigh*

Then sleep.

>>150984909
pussy!

>>150984909
Slut

>>150984909
your chances of 8eing hypnotized to sleep 8y a serket are low, 8ut never zero

>>150984928
I like this post.

>>150984910
It was last thread, here.

>>150984952
Do you draw her because you want her to put you to sleep, anon?

>>150984943
really good

>>150984943
Omg you draw fast. Heheh.

>>150984693
ok

Homestuck was promised a board 3000 days ago

>>150984991
There’s already one on Megidochan that’s specifically there because of me and none of you use it.

>>150984952
yeehaw!

>>150984952
This was you???? Amazing! thought it was just a repost of someone else. I think the reason it didnt had any replies was because... it was in the end of it.

>>150985001
we want one here tho

>>150984987
>Terezi: ....YOU GONN4 34T TH4T?

>>150984991
Nah, everywhere can be your home if you are with your family and friends uwu

>>150985001
id rather put bamboo shoots under my fingernails than go on megidochan

>>150984987
Why did she do all that bros...

>>150985023
absolute cinema.

>>150985018
is homestuck even that popular to warrant its own board?

>>150984970
No. Vriska isn't the source of my sleepies, I express my hypnotism kink in different ways.
>>150985003
Yippee!
>>150985004
Yeah, just realized I didn't mention making it, oh well. Yeah, I wanted to draw a girl in 60s outfit and she was my victim.

>>150985047
It would be one very slow ass board given it takes usually half a day for a thread here.

>>150984852
Which one

>>150985053
I can rest assured knowing I influenced you to do this, at least.

>>150984909
cordially kill yourself

>>150984987
This is why she is flat

>>150985071
Maybe in the hey days it could easily have its own board. Buuut nowadays its more lowkey. Constant but small.

I stopped by requiem cafe for some drank and seeing all the unsold HS merch made me sad

>>150985078
>c…o…d…y… kill yourself
rude. also hot.

>>150985001
no one in megidochan actually talks about homestuck

>>150985085
Which is also why the thread gets much more of a pass, its not going to explode into flooding /co/ anytime soon even if it gets the show.

>>150985078
WHAT DID I DO

>>150985091
dont twist my words, Cody is not for suicide, Cody is for getting his raging red marble SUCKED and ABUSED by someone who loves him dearly

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>>150985080
terezi has been bullying vriska into an eating disorder for sweeps because FL4T 1S JUST1C3

>>150985087
Are they open tomorrow?

>>150985103
*crowbar noises*

>>150985103
>Proceeds to blow a hole into reality.

YOU AND I SHOULD SHAVE OUR PUBIC HAIR

>>150985106
They should be? until 11pm I think

>>150985166
Kanaya, one, trolls don't have that, two, Rose also doesn't have that, and three, *I* already shaved thank you very much so back off

>>150984401
unffffffff i am jackeing off

>>150985166
You And I Should Shave Our Pubic Hair

1 hour until sahcon wow !

>>150985166
So, quick TLDR on this:

The song in the animation this shitpost is referencing is called Hairless And Fancy Free, which is a song on the first LP from Mindless Self Indulgence side project The Left Rights (do not look it up). Mindless Self Indulgence is a pedophile band that got popular with the Hot Topic crowd in 2001 and spent their entire career after their second album insulting their fans and making progressively shittier music until their Kickstarter album in 2013. The band’s thesis statement is a song on their third album called You’ll Rebel To Anything (As Long As It’s Not Challenging) where the lead singer belittles and mocks the listener for decrying parental abuse along with a tacit admission that all child abuse is sexual (“You never realized you had to get in line to suck a cock!”), so Mindless Self Indulgence’s legacy is that the lead singer thinks it’s funny you’re mad at your parents for raping you. Just in case you were wondering.

>>150985236
You And I Should Become Pubic Hair

>>150985309
I Like Rusty Spoons

>Dixon Appears... Wearing red and black
Holy shit He is made for me...

>>150985306
Jegus... The layers.

>>150985306
Jegus I hate that so much, glad I was never really into that band or knew others who were.

>>150985306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlrHD6fV62E

>>150984492
Im a big fan of him

>>150984537
They wont do it because itd be viewed as transphobic, but how you guys feel if they retconned it and said "actually Yiffy came from ectobiology between jade and rose"

>>150985306
Uhh based department?

>>150985480
I'd be a bit less mad, but confused then why couldn't Jade use a DNA of Dave's corpse to have a baby?

>>150985480
HAH! They can't! The fucking idiots can't! Because then everyone would ask, "Why isn't she having an ecto baby WITH DAVE?" They've Amontillado'd themselves right into a corner.

>>150983710
it's not that they're "bad," they're just ugly and look painful as fuck. clits are directly between the legs not above them like dicks are, imagine your thighs rubbing against that shit dangling between your legs all day

>>150985498
Dave was still alive when Yiffy was born and was actively against having kids.
>>150985502
While so much of the story around yiggy is fucking retarded, they have made it abundantly clear Dave didnt want kids, so Jade had a kid with Rose because it would give her one that is the most like dave possible without spermjacking him lol.

>>150985498
if she would have used corpse dave to make the baby then the ectobioliogy machine would probably have it turned out as a stillborn or something

>>150985507
>it's not that they're "bad,"
>they're just ugly
Regardless of the rest you said, I'm just going to walk past you right here.

>>150985306
sounds like a based band to me
you sound like a faggot though

>>150985306
You seen particularly affected by this band for some reason

>>150985535
it's like the female version of inflamed red circumcised penises, they just look angry and like someone attached a horn to the pussy. the shit ain't natural the only time i have seen that was from testosterone abuse

puffy puppy pussy

>>150985524
How does that stop Jade from having a kid from Dave's ecto anyways? He just doesn't have to raise her. Again, they're locked in a corner with no exit without looking like complete fucking idiots, especially with how much of Beyond Canon is blatant about the knot.

>>150985306
So how long until Death Grips self destructs

>>150985546
>*jams a shitted diaper on your head*
>Damn, you seem particularly mad at diaper fetishists for some reason!

>>150985564
andy morin isn't involved anymore so probably SoonTM

>>150985564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzII75svlYM

>>150985563
Obviously having Yiffy at all is fucked up, but having her with another person who's into it and stealing Dave's dna without his consent when he actively doesnt want kids, even with ectobiology, is another level of fucked up

Karkat and Terezi's carnival date...

>>150985579
>there are actually /hsg/ users who have a video of Fantano interviewing JPEGMAFIA saved
Doomed session.

>>150985600
I mean it's a pretty iconic video

>>150985583
No, I agree, I'm postulating a case of "I asked Dave and he said okay but he was not going to raise the kid." Which could lead to its own case of weird drama that would be based a lot more in the reality of raising kids. The thing is, the Jade/Rose case was still weird. It wasn't an affair, it was a loveless knot-and-dump that then popped out a baby which *neither of them raised*. Absolutely fucking surreal. There is no way out of it for them that doesn't end up nonsensical.

I'm planning to relive the anniversary of the last time I was happy tomorrow do you anons have any plans

>>150985569
Thankfully I can't relate to having shit thrown on my head. If you used that oddly specific example because of personal experience then I am sorry that you had to have shit thrown onto your head

>>150985569
That's not at all what happened you stupid retard.

>>150985626
>which *neither of them raised*
this is the weirdest part for me. Like I know Dave and Jade had a weird relationship, but we are supposed to believe she would just leave and go check up on her magical dog daughter once in a while? So fucking bizarre. I have always held the theory that orginal Vriska was supposed to be the 4th omega kid and thats why Yiffy isnt mentioned or implied at all until homestuck2

>>150984029
Isn't that rose part cat now?

I didn't knew 18+ work themes where allowed on mspfa that is really cool.

>>150985680
I haven't seen outright porn but R rated stuff is allowed for sure

>>150985666
Isnt yiffy mentioned? I remember her being either implied in the epilogues or in one of the bonus stories that go after the epilogues

>>150985680
But dont you ever NEVER post rape especially incest rape

>>150984492
are trolls having pointy ears a real thing or is that hallucinated fanon
(he will still have pointy ears)

>>150985692
Shes not literally mentioned at all, they talk about how Jade considered asking Rose to be a surrogate but thats just to make the first (and only) dog dick joke in the epilogues, and its stated as a hypothetical even though Yiffy would have already been like 8 there. The bonus comics all take place during homestuck2 when they were released

>>150985666
There's already a kid Vriska. You thought the plan was them being 50% Vriskas?

>>150985666
That's why, Satan, it's such a gordian knot of idiocy that they cannot untie without deus ex retconning. Rose and Jade not raising the kid was inexplicably weird, the refusal to allow ectobiology was weird, Rose and Jade not developing an affair and it being such a clinical one-time thing was weird, none of it makes any sense. It doesn't even feel fetishy, just surreal.

today I will remind them

>>150985728
Yeah. Thats no less ridiculous than one of them being a secret yuriknot dogbaby. vriska and (vriska) actually had good chemistry

I'm gonna go to sleep. Looking forward to seeing the prisounebound trailer tomorrow

>>150985711
Fanon, none of the Hussnasty pages of the trolls have pointy ears, and Hussie would have edited movie posters to have them. I don't mind them entirely myself, trolls being prone to mutants and wide variance makes those sorts of things not a total issue (in contrast to the loathsome grubscars)

I don't care for the slugs.
There are too many of them and I can't remember their names.

>>150985749
Gr8est Rapist Ever

>>150985692
There's a part in the epilogues where rose breastfeeds vrissy when she was a grub that I'm pretty sure was foreshadowing yiffy

>>150985728
if they were going to make yet ANOTHER vriska arc they should have at least committed to it and make it happen ON SCREEN

>>150985744
Isn't that the point? Candy is a fucked up fanfiction universe made by a shitty writer?

i love drawing hs characters in mspaint
r8

>>150985782
Yeah I mean, people do act like Candy overwrote the characters, when the Meat timeline still exists.

>>150985782
Yes, which makes it funny to read. Then people with say
>b-b-b-but I dont want to read something bad on PURPOSE
but its not bad writing, its still funny and interesting, its just all the characters are crazy and retarded now because Dirk and Calliope are fucking with them

>>150985782
>>150985792
We regret to inform you Jade has had a big green dog dick and two gargantuan white furry balls since she was 13 years old, Meat, Candy, or Pumpkin

>>150985788
looks like it would be a very schizo session

>>150985749
Its not rape if its a page.

>>150985782
So it written by Calliope since she's the one who has seen/been documenting the Candy Timeline?
https://beyondcanon.com/story/761

>>150985788
why is one of them robert downy jr.

>>150985813
thats gordon freeman you fucking idiot

>>150985807
Based
Do you think Dave Sprite took it up his cloaca?

>>150985804
>but its not bad writing
I mean you're right, the prose is decent and the structure isn't bad either, but a lot of the narrative choices are at the very least weird. I don't know how to put it into words, but the closest I can get is that they were written to cause a reaction, but not a positive one, and that IS intentional

How long until Prisounebound trailer

>>150985843
12 minutes

>>150985825
nerd, can't believe you replied to it with such fervor

>>150985811
Oh fuck, I completely forgot about this

>>150985857
Well thats when the stream starts but its not when the trailer airs

>>150985837
>but a lot of the narrative choices are at the very least weird.
Oh they're really weird. But in candy its because Calliope is trying to give them a happy ending, and she's bad at it. In the same way trickster mode is meant to be a nice happy release of all your pent up emotions, Candy is meant to be a nice happy ending where everyone gets married and has babies, but because Calliope doesnt fully understand how humans work, this kind of causes everything to fall apart. Thats part of why I like Candy so much.

>>150985788
Holy based

>>150985807
Im mostly talking about the soap opera drama, Im not really preoccupied with the nature of Jade Harleys genitals

>>150985870
I really dislike that scene with Calliope and Karkat in the ship, it feels too much like the current team patting themselves and the previous team in the back for doing "such a good work at understanding their flaws as persons" and writing "such a nuanced narrative"

>>150985859
exactly
why didn't they just do this, fuck's sake

>>150985863
Approved by Karkat too.
https://beyondcanon.com/story/764

>>150985881
My point is that it takes skill to make entertaining writing that's emulating shitty fanfic writing, and they didn't meet that bar. It's just weird.

>>150985887
Oh yeah its fucking terrible. The new team does wayyyy to much lampshading, I much prefer the Epilogues depiction of candy being written, where meat calliope becomes a weird recluse making candy in scribblings on the walls and shit. Karkat going
>its not perfect, but you shouldnt change it, retcons are bad!
right before the team did their big meat jane/jake retcon (facilitated by vriska) was so fucking stupid

>>150985916
Thats a matter of opinion

>>150985921
>>its not perfect, but you shouldnt change it, retcons are bad!
also this is EXTRA on the nose given how in the literal same update they retconned Jane and Jake into the ship. I dont know, maybe im just overthinking it, but to me its more oh so subversive metanarrative that is writing a bad story on purpose to get a raise out of the reader.

>>150985933
Yes, I agree to that, but I feel there has been enough vocal revulsion and confusion that there's at least argument they really could have tried harder than they did.

>>150985893
KARKAT: NOW CALLIOPE, COULD YOU PLEASE REMOVE THAT FIREARM FROM MY HEAD BEFORE YOU ACCIDENTALLY BLOW MY THINKPAN OUT?

>>150984446
>Why are Homestuck generals allowed on /co/ again?
Generals have a cycle and exist as a matter of necessity. It's not like you are 100% forbidden from making one.

This HSG has 1-3 months of life (without content) before it "returns to chatroom". Maybe more if they learn the dos and donts / become the fan adv thread

>>150985952
>vocal revulsion and confusion
I mean thats been the response in some noticable percentage to everything Hussie has released since cascade.

>>150985971
Roxy: pull the trigger callie

SAHcon started

>>150985974
yeah, but, dog dick futa. jake shits himself. hitler jane. DIRK.

i cant believe its been over a month since the pilot

Step one, close SAHcon chat

>>150985996
all of those things minus the dog dick are based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyVzuV1ZcjA
>sburban jungle loading screen
vivzie studio could never

Oh cool Bowman music since he and the team are cool again

>Black Jade with vitiligo
What the actual fuck

>>150986026
>the brownest roxy youll ever lay your eyes on

I think the other Head Monk was suppose to be a Carapace. Yes, the ones with the antennaes

>>150985996
/hsg/ used to love dog dick jade

>>150986052
I love and adore dog dick Jade as an idea I despise dog dick Jade as it happened

What the fuck is Alabaster even about man

My brain is leaking out my ears

>>150986137
From the art or acting?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT???? EWWWWWW

I am not watching SAHcon, I do not have the energy for it tonight, I have to do something for my wagejob :(

>Amino-sona
>Pinterest
>No 4chan
Worst. Dating Sim. Evver.

The website friendsim looks fun

>>150986175
why is that even in SAHcon its not even homestuck related

...AND REDDIT

oh no i tuned in and i don't like what i am seeing help;

I feel bad for the guy they roped into animating this
I hope he's getting paid

>>150986178
If that's us....I approve.

>>150986195
I think it is? From the gremlin personality to the clover-style bow and the superstraight flag gloves. Must be us

>>150986205
So then.......would you?

>>150986178
I hope this is us

>>150986175
That's what I was gonna say. Bullshiiit.

>>150986236
Like, why would they not feature 4chan in that trailer? She's obviously best girl.

HAHAHAHAHAHA GO ANIMATE ADVENTURE

Am I the only one who cant get it up for adventures that dont bother with the original homestuck style?

https://cloutchase.tumblr.com/tagged/4chan%20cloutchase/chrono
cute

>>150986255
At least they're making something and putting themselves out there

>>150986255
There's probably a Gacha Life fanventure and we don't realize it.

>>150986263
Nah I pretty much dislike every single thing I have seen so far

>>150986270
fuck that, put something high quality out like prisounebound or fuck off

>>150986268
>Greentext
>Not green
Sooooo close. But still pretty good

>>150986263
>MSPA
>All art done in Photoshop and CSP

some of these seems like slop but some of them actually seem fun like this "powerlove" thing
a very good dave

>>150986290
Homestuck wasn't made in paint either

god sahcons audio sucks ahss

Something that looks good? My my

Are there any other actual good fanventures besides PB or is it all just fagslop?

>>150986300
I think this is just a byproduct of people having to record their own audio, which means not a lot of good microphones

This one actually looks promising

>>150986313
yeah those trolls look unironically good

An actual animator made that one

>>150986290
this one (starstruck) seems to be made in Ibispaint lmao

>>150986326
Well that makes sense why I like that. Also why is this one a jojos reference

At least some people are still brave enough to use X

There it is

IT'S TIME
PB is up

Now this looks good af

>Korpus goons on his monitor
WHAT

man all these fan adventures, if i only knew it before

Good trailer. Good job
LEWD

Fucking banger song, amazing visuals, I came buckets. Will this be uploaded to the Prisounebound youtube channel or is that thing abandoned?

Any fanventure about Jack Noir is a good one.

This one's got Freiza in it

Hey this one about the fish boy looks interesting I wonder IS TAHT FUCKING COOLER!?

Alright with that I'm going to sleep. Good job tridesert and moonrunes

When you guys said everyone made the kids black I thought you were fucking joking

>>150986426
Wait anon dont go PB just updated during the premiere

why are all of them black what is this

>>150986434
>Karkat smiling
>not having any angry sprite

Remember, the only main characters in the modern Homestuck fandom are these people:
Dave, Rose, Dirk, Roxy, Karkat, Kanaya, Vriska, and Terezi.

>>150986379
it kind of sucks that a lot of people didnt have enough time or just didnt try as hard on their trailers
even these voice acted ones its just people doing subpar performances over screencaps of their game or whatever
though i guess in a way its showing me its probably not worth reading/playing

lmao ellith fucks on the first date

WHATS THAT SCHNOOZER

>>150986437
Thanks for telling me. Fun update
>>150986509
So cute

>stuckathomecon
>not homestuck at all
?

>>150986509
They didn't fuck, Ellith isn't into that just yet

>>150986553
Visual novel games count as Homestuck/Hiveswap/MSPFA because of Friendsim and Pesterquest.

>>150986509
I will also take a moment to appreciate their complexion reflects the actual color of their blood

>>150986509
this is goddamn adorable

>>150986553
barely homestuck related stuff

>Troll with a shotgun
For a split second I thought someone was based enough to do a Homestuck version of Hatred

>>150986588
How else can they promote their indie games?

I always struggle with Ellith's quirk. I get that she talks like a baby but how the fuck does one pronounce "kowpus"

>>150986620
co-pus

The Prometheus one looks interesting at least.

>>150986509
They are just platonically cuddling. Yes in the manner of moirails

>>150986620
[kəʊpus]

I'm watching this in bed and had to sit up. What the fuck is this?

seriously what the fuck is happening.

>Meetup in San Antonio
uhhhhh

>>150986685
i muted it to read the new prisounebound i just tapped back in hahahahahahaa what the fuck

>about three art-styles through the same trailer
why do this

UUOOOHH HANDHOLDING

fuck i cant stop laughing

so uhhh sahcon huh what did we think

UUOOOHH HANDHOLDING

>>150986770
only some things were good, I hated most everything and I would like the hour of my life back except for PB and like maybe 2 others

>>150986770
idk, i only tuned in to watch the pb bit, and didn't look at anything else. Was there anything else that looked interesting or worthwhile?

>>150986739
amateurish voice acting is fine, whatever, you have to get by for a trailer with pretty much no budget, but at least try to get people that sound like the characters man

>>150986790
uhhh that one powerlove thing looked ok

>>150986748
I can't even imagine what Moonrunes feels being lumped in with this dogshit
>>150986790
Fuck no

>>150986790
It made me feel slightly better about what I'm writing, so a net positive I guess

>>150986797
But why deny a trans person or non-binary person from voicing a clearly cis-character while sounding still like a guy?

>>150986770
Clouthchaser, Powerlove, Too Many Requests and Convermity look interesting, and Prisounebound of course, the rest is kinda eh or not even homestuck related at all

For those curious on the song used in the PB trailer, here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6E0mijV5A

Thank you, Moonrunes. Amazing work.

>>150986572
its so over for him lol

>>150986867
gooner

YEAAAH, JAILSTUCK UPDATE

>>150986867
paradox space's most cucked troll

That SAHCon stream really put me to sleep!

>>150986931
cute,,,

>>150986620
cowpus

>>150986867
yfw incell wins renity bowl

>>150986867
HE CAN BRING IT BACK
ITS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING BROS

Here's how Korpus can still win Ellith:

>>150986900
Maybe he could get with one of the humans? The green one is close to his age right? She likes green aliens

>>150986487
What about *looks at smudged writing in my hand
Joke, jape, and June?

>>150986991
He still has a shot
She's got three open quadrants, just slide into those DMs

Here are my voice headcanons for if Whistles or AIDS ever get cartoon pilots as well.

>>150987078
Oh, wait, this is outdated. Here you go.

>>150986804
Mr . Kanji is a humble man. He does not think greater of himself and believes that others may be great as well.
Mainly cause that'd be a dick thing to do

>>150986572
Korpus is threading dangerously close into incel territory. Wont be too long before we hear him say that all lowblood women are the same and only want highblood chads (happened twice to him btw)

davejade time!!! :D

>>150987242
wtf that jade isn't black

>>150987242
welcome home jadeanon

>>150987270
so happy to be home!!!!! :)

Skipping through sahcon now, got fucking jumpscared hearing adoxographist's jade in the year of our lord 2025. She's still got it.

Yiffy should have been the result of Jade babytrapping Dave.
It fits everything better.

>>150986013
Billious is a good adventure.
People should give it a try

>>150987316
Yiffy should have been the result of jade knocking up davepeta with her dog cock

>>150987316
That'd mean people are implying Hussie's self insert had children, and Hussie hates children.

>>150987397
Dirk made a whole race

>>150983324 (OP)
Have been wanting to say, it wasn't that long ago when we were still weren't really allowed to have these threads. Jannies get BTFO

>>150987407
Yeah, that are literally just My Little Pony but men

>>150987433
/hsg/ together strong

>>150987433
It was just one janny who got cucked by a karkat cosplayer.

>>150987458
Together we are truly a mighty bundle of sticks

Holy fuck the Prisounebound sahcon trailer is so fucking good

>>150987467
wait what

>>150985001
Anon you sperg I was making an Israel joke

>>150987474
>A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES TO THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFUL MAJESTIC

>>150987474
is it uploaded anywhere so I dont have to keep skipping through the hour long video to watch it again?

>>150986572
Korpus what are you gonna yabba Dabba Doo?

>>150987581
Quick someone make a Korpus version of the Keklin copypasta

>>150987503
Game of telephone rumor. When I heard it, they said it was a Dave cosplayer that cucked him of his Jade cosplayer gf.

I'm up. What did I miss.

Why is Korpus always watching from a chair?

After going through the SAHcon video fully I can definitely say that there are adventures (setting aside the Space Days And Prisounebound) that are good and worth a check. Mainly 4 of them

Billious
Raise or Fold
Coverity
and Star Struck

Billious has an interesting premise and good writing, the only flaw is the upload schedule(a common problem that's seen in the others). I whole heartedly say give it a look

Raise or Fold is a rec due to the art alone. It's still in the set up phase of itself but I looks promising

Now Coverity and Star Struck are iffy if not still good. One of those adventures>>150986001
that looks like it would be fun to follow but might not be anything major. The former has good art and the latter has interesting ideas. It'll be a coin flip by the person.

Now Squared Session looks cool and I think Alternian Promethus was something I did read but I'm not sure how good it is.
Ad astra and X quest were the only things that made me go "maybe" due to the video. After that that's it nothing much else to it here.

Check out the main 4 I said above, I gave those reads and thought Yeah

>>150987570
The first time I heard that song was in that one American Dad episode so my mind immediately went back to that episode , funny as shit to me,

>>150984096
Tridesert and Moonrunes seem like the kind of guys who draw their characters lewdly next to each other, sometimes leaning over to check the other's work and going "Nice." when they see how big the bazongas they drew are.

>>150987188
That'd probably be the most diplomatic answer yea haha
Besides he has us to call out the garbage thats out there so he doesnt have to

>>150987727
>What happens when two bisexual men get married

Porn of Ourselves when?

>>150987589
NTA but I need to go through archives one of these evenings so that I can get more detailed accounts. I've already known of what happened but never got that detailed of an explanation. Ultimate jannie humiliation, so deserved.

>>150987740
when it gets confirmed its 4chan

>>150987762
this

>>150984536
>Cody top surgery

>>150986268

>>150987762
>>150987795

Is anon reading SBURB (1996)?

>>150987825
it's coming up as 404 for me

>>150987740
>It's actually a guy
They nailed it

>>150986268
>eggcrack.jpg
dead on arrival, not bothering with this

>>150987825
I found it, very cute. I assume porn soon, given the announcement.

>>150986268
>egg crack
fucking monkeys paw god dammit!

>>150987830
Yes. It would be good if IT FUCKING UPDATED MORE OFTEN

>>150987890
tf is eggcrack

>>150987925
Trans thing
It means someone who realizes they're trans

>>150985306
I was wondering why you called it a pedophile band and it turns out the lead singer Jimmy Urine was dating 13 year olds.
I probably can't listen to their songs without feeling bad now.

>4chan troll
he or she not hiding blood color to annoy highbloods

>>150987951
the green is too iconic
same as human 4chan being the redhead in green

>>150985480
That would defeat the whole point of the plot. Jade wanted a "real" child, not an ectobaby. Despite being one herself.

>>150987925
An "egg" is a trans person in denial, someone who hasn't accepted that they're trans yet (if this sounds like groomer shit it's because it effectively is). A chick that hasn't hatched yet, get it? Basically the trans equivalent of the closet. To break or crack as an egg is the trans equivalent of coming out of the closet. Does that make sense?

>>150983439
>he invested all his money on fan creators
in what way?

>>150988023
Not killing them on sight.

>>150983548
>like two days a6o I think. the thread 8efore last
whats the 6 from

>>150987830
>Furries, AIM and blogging in 1996
>Screen names longer than 16 characters
>AIM conversations in anything other than red and blue tags
Also I'm pretty sure the windows dialog box grey is supposed to be in 16 bit color

The mac interface later on is a little more accurate although Photoshop in the 90s actually cost almost a thousand dollars in 90s money

It's pretty decent so far if a little violent
Some kid just got her skull cracked open, rip little dude

>implying korpus still cant get with ellith
He has two hands. They can hold both the whittler's and the scott's.
I HABEEB IT

>>150987951
Art

>>150984987
bully a different character every whiteboard!

>>150985087
if they opened in my state I'd go

>>150985166
grubmother's leg twitches unsettle me

goodnight /hsg/ see you in the morning

>>150985306
>>150987950
what....the fuck

>>150985700
it was probably more that the character is underage desu

>>150988212
I dont see what the issue is? Didn't kanaya also date a 13 year old?

>>150988197
kys autistic 35 year old fujoshit

>>150988233
The defining trait of a pedophile is that they get off on hurting children. Everything else is semantics.

Moonrunes can you or Tri post the Prisounebound trailer by itself? I really liked watching it. The part with Sheol at the end where his eye was twitching was also pretty cool if that could be turned into a gif or something that'd be dope too.
Love da update.

>>150988034
fair

I fucking hate newgens it's unreal.

davejade!!!

>>150988197
love yourself fellow ship-fag

>>150988307
It's on the PB tumblr

>>150988311
the fuck is is? is fails on so many levels
the joke is not funny
aranea would never use 4chan
kankri would never mock her like this

next person to reply to this thread gets raped by cronus

>>150988352
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME GOD PLEASE

>>150988352
wait, there's a sprite where his cig disintegrates?

>>150988363
NOOO YOU CANT WANT IT! ITS NOT RAPE IF YOU WANT IT!

Previous person in this thread to threaten rape by Cronus gets raped by Cronus.

>>150988342
Hence why I fucking hate newgens

>>150988379
fuck you thats not fair

>>150988379
I want Cronus to rape everyone here

>>150988290
I was joking

A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES
TO THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFUL MAJESTIC

I miss you so much it's unreal.

>>150988398
cronus deserves to be a virgin incel foe the rest of his afterlife with the only way out being fucking eridan

I may or may not have made her horns backwards despite having multiple images of renity open for reference at the time. Oops.

>>150988424
I don’t!

>>150988447
pretty..

>almost made a fantroll
I mustn't

>>150988335
I will now boogie woogie to it for 30 minutes. Thank you anonymous.

>>150988493
DO IT
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US ONE OF US

>>150988493
but you SHOULD and then SHOW US

>>150988476
SHUT UP JOCULINE

>>150987878
Maybe it'll be ftm.

>>150988447
its her cousin retarnity

Sahcon was okay. I liked some of the adventures and Convermity looked really high quality but Prisounebound definitely stole the show for me.

Best boy.

Migrate when ready:
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>>150986268
SEX. NOAW.

>>150985306
>All charges dismissed with prejudice
Kamala lost jimmy urine did nothing wrong