Thread 151041231

Dirk edition
Previous chad: >>151030622

>>151041231 (OP)
If he didn't love cock so much, we'd have one of the best ships in our hands.

Dirk would be so based if he wasn't such a stupid fucking faggot. Candy Dirk saw he had the potential to become like Ult Dirk and immediately killed himself to avoid that fate.

>>151040300
>classpect quiz gives me page of space
>extended zodiac gives me derse bound, heart player (likely page class)
>zule's test gives me a rogue of heart
>dungeonstuck gives me heart aspect
ok so I'm SOME sort of heart player confirmed at least

>>151038944
Like the Tower card or Saturn square Pluto

>>151041252
Ships like this are best because they don't have cock/tit obsession in the way of psychological and emotional chemistry. They can even talk about cocks and tits all they want without something needing to burst

>>151041776
He did not.

>>151041776
It was self defense they nearly killed him.

>>151041787
he literally did what are you talking about. he manipulated ALL of them.

I read the Epilogues and all of Beyond Canon and I think they're fine.

>>151041819
classic retard serket

>>151041813
classic retard opinion no 8ut seriously, I think they're fine in a vacuum, 8ut as a continuation of Homestuck, they're lackluster

>>151041857
great art, but I wonder how condy actually dressed while married to sassacre. We know she cut her horns off, but what else? I imagine tons of makeup to look human, Im picturing that big bitch from resident evil but fishy

>>151041292
Didn't he kill himself because he knew that Candy's timeline was turning into a bunch of irrelevant fanfiction bullshit and wanted no part of it?

>>151041919
no he killed himself 8ecause all princes hate themselves

>>151041857
The universe had to make sure Sassacre dies early, else Condy wouldn't been going anywhere.

>>151041914
She atleast blended in well enough that it took her taking the disguise off fully for Nanna to realize she wasn't human despite being raised by her.

So probably like the actual Betty Crocker, but TALL.

>>151041857
>>151041914
I hink she hid herself. Granted the belif she actuall ever loved Sassacre is pure fancannon

>>151041836
Whenever I see trollxhuman shipping, I had wondered why in most fanart, they haven't drawn trolls more engaged in their original customs from Alternia. Be it things like eating bugs or celebrating Perigee's Eve for what it is, decorating a giant poop. Instead, it's always trolls doing human stuff. Isn't it racist?
>>151041925
Pretty sure in Skaianet Systems, Condesce still had plans in mind to take over the world, if forcing Sassacre becoming an alcoholic implies anything. It's just the meteor killing him is karma for the woman.

>>151041994
it's 8ecause trolls need 6ood, stron6, HUMAN customs to really thrive.

>>151042012
Anareafag spitting facts over here.

>>151041994
>decorating a giant poop
?

>>151041978
fuck I just checked the skaianet files, you're right, they were only business partners. Man the skaianet files fucking suck.

>>151042128
skaianet systems files. Hussie hid a bunch of text files in a website giving the condence's timeline on both earths, but its really shitty and people got mad he made a jew responsible for hitlers rise to power lol

>>151041919
Yes but most people forget that he knew Ult Dirk was behind it and that he's pissed off at him when he ghosts around Jake.

>>151042137
Aww

>>151042104
Perigee's Eve, the trolls equivalent to Christmas, is them having to decorate literal behemoth leaving. The lusus would go out to get it for the trolls, coming back home to show they survived getting it.
https://www.homestuck.com/004467

A small update to tide you guys over. Moonrunes wanted to change a couple things.

>>151042222
Sootnose: H3H, ROOM FOR ON3 MOR3?

>>151042222
NOOOOOO

>>151042229
I can't wait. Amazing stuff. Thank you awesome anon and moonrunes

>>151042236
Inshallah there will be slutty drunk milf redemption via press.

>>151042121
I refuse this realiry and substitute it with the one where Sassacre went where no man went before.

For fucks sake, the man gets shot by a toddler, let him have that one bit.

>>151042229
good lord man...

>>151042229
This is the drunk redneck mom that Insane Clown Posse raps about.

Whether you ship troll/human or have a troll waifu in mind, are you okay knowing the trolls eat bugs? They eat spiders, crickets, beetles, cockroaches, worms, etc. You can taste them when you kiss. They would want meals that have maggots or flies in them. Or do you force the trolls to eat normal human food?

>>151042317
Anon we eat cows, if Im dating a blueblood thats like eating her dad's ass. Im gonna give them so leeway with bugs.

>>151042121
The skaianet files were garbage Hussie never even wanted to publish. There are ways to read the comic that imply that she genuinly loved Sassacre and thats what I chose to believe. Fuck the skaianet files

>>151042337
So you would eat the bugs too?

>>151042317
I'd be okay sharing some worm jerky with Latula, and I'm certain she could stomach earing a a hamburger sans invertebrates

>>151042341
I genuinely think the skaianet files hurt Homestuck more than Beyond Canon or the Epilogues, lore and narrative wise.

>>151042349
Nah we could just have separate meals. My old gf had celiac and I'd still eat bread when out to dinner with her lol. Im sure most Earth C diners have burgers and grubs on the same menu

>>151042362
Exactly

>>151042121
>>151042341
>>151042362
It's obvious that Hussie is implying that the only troll/human romance that works is Davekat. JohnVris, Rosemary, Johnrezi, Jadekat, and Sassacre x Condesce would never work out unless they are both males.

>>151042317
If it weren't for the comical direness of troll society, I would imagine the troll bugs are actually pretty tasty. Like, they're still bugs, but eating a troll bug would ideally be more comparable to eating a bug from the Toriko universe than just eating a bug. Or maybe eating a Smurf.

>>151042317
I imagine when you cook them they taste more like crab or lobster or other seafood rather than surface bugs.
Or it's like a fruit gusher where you maybe taste the weird skin for a second before you taste candy slime basically.

>>151042317
I dont mind eating bugs but god damn lil troll have some veggies and fruits varieties in your fridge.

Why is he kind of shapely and erotic?

>>151042466
I think you might just like men.

>>151042461
Did they ever explore if there's any acceptable fruit and veg or meat to eat on Alternia? I'm drawing a blank and just assuming like most things Troll related it's incredibly bleak and will kill them if they even try it.

>>151042478
Man shut the fuck up. I mean I do, but shut the fuck up still.

>>151042481
No idea. Probally used to have way more fauna and flora before the constant neglect to the envoriment in exchange of a ongoing war between groups must have turn the soil barren to most bioms. maybe some isolated lands like the ones the trolls explored? but seems like alternia flora was always hostile even to the natives. If anything there is but was not relevant to the story. so we can only headcanon or wait until new lore is stated.

>>151042481
Considering the sun burns trolls alive, it would be hard to grow crops. As for meat, there are probably animals that aren't part of being lusus. Worse case scenario is that trolls are protective of their lusus ending up as food that they make sure they aren't killed and it's hard to find ones to act as meal like cow meat.

Never forget: Alternia just for some godforsaken reason had fucking undead roaming it.

>>151042565
Ah right, shadow droppers. Alternia and trolls are fucked up.

>>151042576
That fucking planets a death world and im not even sure half of it is due to Doc Scratch introducing extra stuff, it just came with the death sun and undead by default.

>>151041231 (OP)
Guy! Somebody found the lost homestuck anime and posted its opening on you!


https://youtu.be/eEvs8eyNeKc?si=ih3n9VEGfOp_CbX0

>>151042630
Honestly insane something so good got made in 2025 homestuck

>>151042466
>no curves
wtf are you talking about

>>151042630
Holy Kino.

>>151042692
Shit I mean, thank god somebody uploaded it!! After funimation lost the rights I thought it was lost media!!!

>>151042630
this was being recommended for me all this time and it was this cool....?
if i only knew.

It's not fair brehs

>>151042738
Turns out mashing Homestuck atop of Higurashi has actually insane results.

Got me thinking what other Openings could mash well with it together.

>Mirai Nikki OP2 but its the trolls.

>>151042229
Catbox it anon. Lets see the goods

>>151043231
The art isn't done yet. Its a wip

>>151042863
get off 4chan korpus
you are like
12

>>151043231
I mean sure but there's not even the main parts yet, I just had to cover the few lewd bits that were there to post em. Also the first one was a wip from before we found out Cody is lugging around some hella tidders.
Love this dude.
https://files.catbox.moe/sihmvf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/telhlv.png

>>151043595
First one isn't working right for some reason. Weird. Try this one out.
https://imgur.com/a/CzowsqP

>>151041776
Per Hussie, he's like a machine programmed to target young girls, and, also per Hussie, that's not weird in any way.

>>151042229
What fucking autism is this

>>151042317
Can't Trolls eat crustaceans?

>>151043636
Talk about overcompensating. My god it even has barbs

Has /hsg/ ever went as a homestuck character for Halloween?

>>151044475
Oh are you a youngin newgen? If anything, it’s probably more socially acceptable now more than it was in 2009.

>>151044439
I'm GOING to dress up as dirk next year and NO ONE can stop me!

>>151044439
i went as dave one year because i bought the shirt from topato along with the SBaHJ book and didnt feel like actually getting a real costume to pass out candy at my work. ended up chickening ou and threw a leather jacket i had over my shirt, kept it zipped and just told people i was iceman from top gun because its easier than having to explain homestuck to people.

>>151044547
Fuck yes have fun bro

>>151044571
Dave is like the least embarrassing character to cosplay, ever. His outfit is so low key, you should’ve worn it anon. I’ve worn it when I was in high school during spirit week all those years ago.

>>151044439
Not on Halloween...maybe this year, I have a Dave shirt

>>151041776
>villain is evil because he knows everything.

new whiteboard when?

>>151044668
check under your pillow

>>151044248
Bumps anon, bumps! It's for pleasure after all.

>>151044439
I wore those plush terezi horns from welovefine along with halloween themed trinkets and jewelry for a couple halloweens, that's about it.
I'm way too lazy/too much of a procrastinator to actually have a costume for halloween most years

>>151044781
Sorry never stuck one of those up my ass before so i wouldnt know

>>151044821
Next time do your homework.

>>151042317
I don't think bugs have enough flavor to leave a taste on the mouth, they're not like garlic.
Alternian bugs may be different and even delectable

Wouldn't give a shit, they're creatures made of protein just like the meat we eat, and that's far more horrifying because the meat we eat are mammals like us that are nice and soft and don't deserve their hell existence as factory items.
As long as my trollfu doesn't let spiders run loose in the house, it's whatever

>>151044869
is your waifu vriska? 8ecause I mi6ht have some 8ad new for you

>>151044893
I had a brief black imaginationship with her, that was long ago though

>>151042388
LEAVE JOHNVRIS JADEKAT AND JOHNREZI OUT OF THIS

>>151045053
But you know it is true. Vrisrezi will happen in HS2/Beyond Canon, even if John or June is brought back. Because Davekat is the only true troll/human romance the series will allow.

>>151045053
crin6e ships. John is exclusively for 6rippy Lalonde pussy

>>151044439
I’m fat and a nigger so I haven’t really thought of ever cosplaying or going as a HS character since I would look like how some fanartists draw the kids
Admittedly if I was more skinny I’d be fine going as dirk

So would you celebrate scat Christmas with your troll waifu? If not behemoth droppings, you have to decorate something similar in its place like let's say elephant dung or cat poop. The shit stays in the house until Christmas season is over. No hazmat suits or air fresheners around. That's racist.

>>151045156
don't call yourself a ni66er, it's really offensive to African American people.

>>151045167
if Aranea existed and for some 6od forsaken reason wanted to do this, I'd say no. If it was feferi, I'd consider it

>>151045167
I don't even bother getting a real tree for christmas, she's getting a plastic hollow turd and if she's not happy with that too bad.

>>151044439
cosplayed robot dirk for halloween when i was 13. the last year i ever trick or treated and spent the whole time talking abt creepypasta with my other homestuck friend dressed as fluttershy. fucking ruled

>>151045683
man that sounds so nice, I wish people were real

>>151043636
use the gif version!

>>151045683
that's so fucking cool. I wish I had friends to cosplay with and take in-character photos

>>151045962
who is this twink

>>151046007
cody from the comic space days

Good morning /hsg/. Remember that Jesus loves you even though you're a filthy unrepentant sinner.

>>151046148
I wanna pray with Vriska...

>>151044439
never in halloween but for cons yeah, I don't have any grey paint and I lost my vantas horns so..

>>151046227
T8ke my hand.

>>151046318
ꓛ8 why is thread dead?

>>151041252

totally right. homestuck feels like a blueballs of incest, it's time to get some real incest shit, im not satisfied with the confirmation of dersecest.

>>151041252
I thought DirkRose is already thing in HS2/Beyond Canon, even moreso since they created Deltrius.

>>151041776

doc scratch was getting some serious troll cunny. best villain ever

where þe fuck æM i?

Tried to flirt with a guy that also likes HS and failed. he "was" a fan but now finds it retarded I ramble about how much I love it before he told me that shit.

>>151046453
Midweek slump, maybe it'll pick back up on the weekend ::::)

>>151043595
>this is what anons want to bounce on

>>151045070
Doubly cringe. John was built to fill the holes in Jade's heart and pussy

>>151046939
i love the midnight crew but i never expected there to be a club deuce defence squad

>>151047357
The only one of the Crew that would need defendants is HB, the rests doing fine.

>>151046629
Hell is the word you're looking for

>>151046939
Nortubel tier gif

>>151046629
rebzyyz?

>>151047460
Define nortubel.

>>151047525
Land of Eels, Balloons, Umbrellas, Traffic, Orisons and Naps... But in reverse.

>>151047631
I see why Hussie wanted that nice troll ass.

>>151047631
>>151047676
vriska's puncha8le face........

>>151047860
nonconsensual rapesex with vriska

why was it deleted

>>151047934
what? what was deleted?

it's my birthday tomorrow so heads up I'll be dirkposting a little extra today
you guys find any new music for your otps/fav characters lately? I've been listening to this nonstop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTVzX-Jv3Rw

What is the worst fanart you have ever seen?

Daily reminder that Vriska is NOT cool and NOT a curvaceous bombshell but in fact a lanky sticc who doesn't bath much and has nerdy hobbies and hangs out with lowblood nerds and powergames RPGs because she has such cripplingly low self-esteem she needs to min/max everything.

Daily reminder that Vriska is so uncool and so unattractive she couldn't even seduce Tavros Nitram properly because she is just that much of a girl failure.

>>151048116
Vriska has ass and tits the size of the Hindenburg. She's stacked like fucking Stonehenge. She's got more cake than a bakery.

>>151048112
I can't tell if he made them so bad as a gaff or if they represent his actual design sensibilities. He's made appealing designs before (like that cute tv girl)

>>151048112
Pic unrelated? Thats from the best fanart of all time

>>151044439
Yep I was Rose for 2 years in 2013-14

>>151048205
That Aradia need to get nuked from orbit. Good lord. Does he even know what kind of character she is? Complete and utter blunder.

>>151048089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ExRM4xlw8
Happy bday dirkanon, this is one of my fave dirk tracks

>>151048112
This isn't bad but I lol over how the comicality is supposed to be over "this chick is gonna kick my ass" and not "this girl is gonna flatten my ass"

>>151048116
>vriska's a flat nerd actually
You say this like I'm not into that anon. I'd happily let her do unspeakable things to my mind body and soul. You do not see the vision that is SPIDER NAZURI.

Why does being a Sylph of Heart mean? I get to... emotionally heal people?

>>151048225
it's just aradia at the prim age of 40

>>151048326
Yep. I got it on the quiz earlier. We're therapists who are good at making people feel better about themselves I guess

Which, looking at homestuck, is probably an insanely valuable power to have

>>151048326
essentially, yes. You heal with emotions or you heal emotions

>>151048326
team therapist which is good because god knows our session of 4chan shitposters needs it

>>151048326
Heart ain't just emotions. Heart is "The Self".

>>151048466
>You heal with emotions
>"You're doing good, anon"
>HP bar fills

so what do mages do anyway (other than magic)

>>151048326
Would a sylphs powers just be healing magic but (X)?

>>151048580
You have to be a little bit more concrete on what "the self" and heart mean. If we are going by little prince logic, a sylph of heart is someone who repairs the heart and lets people see through the (now fixed) heart. Or if we are going by a more religious direction, then a sylph of heart is someone who helps people better themselves and become more pious.

>>151048645
>You have to be a little bit more concrete on what "the self" and heart mean.
Classpects are intentionally vague. They work off word association. I am not fucking kidding.

>>151048671
So, you are saying they are influenced by how the person of that class views the aspect itself? Meaning the little prince and religious interpretation are valid?

>>151048633
seer but on hard mode

space days post scratch

>>151048725
Im waiting for Skye's brother to be either Griffith or a genuinely nice guy Skye hates for no reason at this point

>>151048716
>condescending seven page introduction
dropped

>>151048700
It all depends on the player and their arc. Y'know. Context sensitive bullshit. That's all it boils down to. If you want to make a proper classpect, you gotta write a character first, classpect second. Classpects are not the characters themselves.

>>151048789
mindfang evilest bitch oat

>>151048116
I already love her, dude, you don't gotta convince me.

>>151048837
you really need to stop loudly declaring how low your IQ is dude get a grip

>>151048837
STOP TYPING LIKE THAT. STOP IT. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.

>>151048837
>Serketfag cant read and has an AI do it for him
Oh how surprising

>>151048847
why do you love someone so unlova8le? what a8out her appeals to you? I 6enuinely don't understand. Is it tom8oys? Do you just like 6irls who are mean?

>>151048863
what? How is anythin6 I said related to a hypothetical low IQ

>>151048882
sorry nonny........ whenever you're around, I'll make sure to not use my typing quirk

>>151048896
it's over 100 pages i'm NOT reading all of that

>>151048227
thanks man! and double thanks for a new dirk pic to add to my folder. and triple thanks for this banger track I haven't heard yet

>Nonny
You erp on /trash/

>>151048911
You are a lazy retard and honestly? Probably trans, too.

https://x.com/hoodheresies07/status/1978676086666928131

Karkat and Equius I'm headcanoning

>>151048951
and br*wn

>>151048971
dont let them bully you.. for what its worth.. i liek you
and ur stupid quirk ;)

Dirk needs Equius

Dirk needs euthanasia

>>151048725
why the boy got brain damage

>>151048725
Beat me to it

>>151049033
only thinking bout fishing

Karkat "I don't get it"
Porrim "What dear?"
Karkat "How did he get to live to 9 sweeps?"
Karkat "3 Sweeps of fighting for your life. What did he do? Talk his enemies to death?"
Porrim "He was well equipped"

Kankri in questioned:

>>151048911
>why do you love someone so unlova8le? what a8out her appeals to you? I 6enuinely don't understand. Is it tom8oys? Do you just like 6irls who are mean?
Flat alt-ish nerd who can give blue rings on my cock along with nazuri, is constantly shipped with a character I can easily self insert as, and is also evil(hot). She's literally perfect I wish she was real and was my wife. Also we're both light players there's probably something there.

>>151049250
PREACH, BROTHER!

It's the once-every-thread classpect post! Here's mine, Prince of Light

yo cody swap places with me bro

>>151048837
I've read a bit and it kinda sounds like it was made by OptimistDuelist

It's has that kinda inclusivitiy speak to it that behave a bit too kind and soft

>>151049344
so you just spread misinformation online?? is that the type of person you are!?

>>151048725
>Lane is a Navy brat
>Aime is a devout and extremely repressed teen
>Sara has already had her first pregnancy scare

This is what all trollfags deserve. Praise be to Space King!

>>151049344
fuck off with these tests already. i swear to god, we all get same results

>>151049449
I'd say this is either destroying via knowlege or destroying luck. I've gotten Void a few times too but since I got light on the E-Zod I guess it's my true classpect and maybe what I got there would shed more light (pun intended fuck you) on what I might be doing. Maybe one day they'll get around to doing class on the official test too.

>>151049002
>>151049017
no he needs a hug, and I volunteer

>>151049528
simply do not interact with classpect posts if you don't like them

>>151049368
bet nellie smells nice under there

>>151049572
>dont interract
>half of thread gets shitted with results of these imprecise test

>>151049118
I love "Gun Nut Kankri" headcanon

>>151049368
Troll-human sloppy makeout sessions NOW

>>151049490
You in the wrong place, oh great PsychoWarrior Master Baiter.

we already agree with that idea, so you have failed to bait

Also catchall- 88SV8 haha 8's

Aspect Idea: Rape
the only way to save a doomed session is via having a Gent of Rape player I spoke to hussie he told me this personally.

>>151049634
what does gent of rape do...

>>151049655
normalizes rape in session

>>151049528
you CANNOT abscond the 7 prince session

>>151049655
Markets canola oil to impressionable kids

>>151049655
He rapes the frog and calls it back within a week. Rape is the active equivalent to the passive feels aspect

>>151049655
the gent of rape is canadian

>>151049692
i will never

>>151049634
Post Rape Classpect. I'm Mage of Rape

>>151049716
Prince of Rape
It's an eight prince session now

>>151049760
>rapes the black queen to death

>>151049760
>eight princes
Rookie numbers, let's pump those up.

why were so many posts deleted

>>151048716
only reading my aspect and skimming the rest

>>151049801
as long as there's time and space players it should work. But we must invent MORE STUPID FUCKING FAN ASPECTS and include the existing jokespects. Prince of Piss, Prince of Nick, & Prince of Waste.

>>151049344
everyone makes fun of us pages. all we need are a pair of pants...

Both Aranea and Jane share this body type. I don't make the rules, I enforce them.

>>151049857
Prince of Usury
Don't ask what the aspect symbol is

>>151049716
>Mage
were you...did your uncle....

>>151049903
wron6. Aranea has 8i6 tits, and Jane is curvy, with 8oo8s and ass. Serkets are infamously flat in the rear area

>>151049981
nu-uh

>>151049977
yes :(

>>151049981
spiders are flat and fat

>>151049857
Fanclasses are fun too, got any?

>>151049857
just wait until the Prince of Princes shows up

>>151050036
yeah we made up one and it's called Rape. (pictured, known Rape player)

>>151050036
prince of all saiyans..

>>151050036
piece of shit (me)

>>151050149
I have seen someone make a shit aspect before (funkmclovin) but ngl I wonder what a Piece class would be like. Like what would a Piece of Mind be able to do?

>>151048940
NTAnon but I use 'nonny' all the time and wouldn't ever deign to ERP on /trash/
I ERP on Cherami instead like a proper degenerate

>>151050178
uhhh they give people a piece of their mind. aka they defeat them with logic.

>>151050198
The only classpect that can use insultkind (verbal insults that cause actual damage)

>>151050036
Warlock
Sheriff
Consul
Factor

And of course one for those who opt out:
Sovereign

>>151050178
a Piece is some who defeats/defies using their aspect. So a Piece of Rape would defeat others with Rape

>>151050250
what would a Sheriff of Rape look like? Wouldn't a Sheriff the same as a Maid?

>>151048326
I picture "the soul" part of Heart to be like personality or the true self. Like a Sylph would "heal" by guiding someone to understand, embrace, and become their best selves or something. Go juice up some Pages
>>151048455
I forget all the dancestors since it's been a while since I reread their part, but I keep getting Mage of Heart on every quiz so I have to study Meulin for reference. It helps that she's cute

how long do players have to defeat the game before the reckoning starts again?

>>151050280
Enforces some form of justice defined by their class. They serve their aspect like a maid but do so via forcing it's will onto others, kinda like a middleground between a Maid and a Gent. I have no fucking idea what a sheriff of rape would do because have not figured out if Rape as an aspect would mean metaphorical rape, literal rape, or both (I think both but it depends on the classpect and individual player)

>>151050377
Rape is defilement/ruin and literal rape. So a Sheriff of Rape would enforce ruination or just rape someone

>>151049903
I feel like Jane should be a bit chubbier. My mind goes to Mei from Overwatch.

>>151050417
>Sheriff of Rape that has a one way nemesis/rivalry with some other player in the session
>Said nemesis is a light player and always luck their way outta ruination
>It's a Tom & Jerry type dynamic
okay now this is getting beyond a joke and into actual characterization 4STUCK ANON IF YOU'RE READING THIS WE NEED THIS IN THE MSPFA

>>151050280
literal rape correction

>>151050280
Sheriffs are closer to princes than maids
They're kind of the antithesis of a knight and don't serve their aspect at all but oppose it in a way the thieves would find most unsportsmanlike
Like a sheriff of rage would be a peacekeeper even if it makes no sense, a sheriff of heart would be almost a monk in terms of self negation and a sheriff of void a hardcore detective

it's like day ???? of Drawin6 Aranea Every Day Until I DIE. Nothin6 really to say, really. I like how I drew the eyes. I hope I can make them consistently as 6ood later

>>151050665
nigga you dont even try

>>151050679
I do. I'm just not that 6ood at art. Any tips?

>>151050687
I get the 8s quirk but why the 6s?

>>151050687
Think of some specific thing you could improve on (anatomy, hair, clothing etc) and then find a youtube video to learn about that topic from. Applying what you’ve learned to the aranea drawing

>>151049490
you guys got me to try this show. it's pretty great

>>151050660
From your description, I'm thinking of them as being able to remove their aspect from something/someone, like a thief's ability to steal, but instead of taking for themselves, the sheriff just gets rid of it entirely; A sheriff of breath could prevent you from moving or from developing as a person, while a sheriff of time can literally take away time from you, freezing you in time for a moment while everyone else keeps moving.

>>151042121
>>151041978
If hussie wasn't such a femdom loving faggot we'd have sassacre taming and riding condesce like a prized show pony

>>151050721
i've 8een WAITIN6 for so lon6 for someone to ask. Okay, so picrel is the hemospectrum. cerulean8loods are the 8th (countin6 from rust to fuchsia), and jade8loods are 6th. On the Hiveswap site extended zodiac thin6, I'm a jade8lood, so that's 8 for cerulean and 6 for Jade, and also to make it so that I'm not just usin6 Aranea/Vriska/Mindfan6's typin6 quirk. It's technically different since it has a six

>>151050748
that's a 6reat idea actually

>>151050822
>On the Hiveswap site extended zodiac thin6, I'm a jade8lood,
as in you're a virgo?

>>151048587
>headpats give a 1000x boost to all stats

>>151050869
yes. I'm a virgo. my sign is whatever the fuck this thing is

>>151050665
i always love seeing your araneas. please never stop..

>>151050775
That would fit the description pretty well in terms of what their powers would do.
Very much a "no fun allowed" class that hard counters their own aspect

>>151050893
thanks anon. I plan to keep 6oin6 for a while. Months at least, until I'm a8le to draw somethin6 I deem satisfactory

>>151050917
ima6ine you have a sheriff of time and sheriff of space in your session. That'd 8e literal hell

>>151051001
Alan is the only bio-male. A selection of

crazy pussy
boy pussy
and tight loli pussy

which one are you picking lads?

>>151051001
I dont quite understand precisely why he is aura farming. What is this supposed to express?

>>151051041
he's sick of their shit

>>151051039
crazy bitches are crazy. cunny all the way

>>151051039
1 and 3
>>151051041
he's secretly a massive schemer, one of the reasons gay people have a toxic reputation

>>151051073
don't 8e 6reedy

>>151051079
I actually think when he said that line about his rocket going up with lily that was bait. It was so conspicuously worded. His dough faced demeanour may hide the mind of a man who knows. Or at least thinks he knows.

>>151051113
sickenin6 avarice

>>151051039
alan

I can fix Skye or at least make her cut herself less.

>>151051267
people always think "oh I fix her" no 8ro. She's 6onna make YOU worse

>>151050954
A sheriff of time would be the most fatalistic doomer you've ever seen
No what ifs, no do overs, no take-backs.
The sheriff of space is pretty terrifying to think about from both a personality and a power perspective, like the Joker but only living to ruin people's plans

>>151051267
be the one person to finally show her love

>>151051287
Nah, I'd remain the same.

>>151051316
how can you 8e sure?

>>151051327
I've had my fair share of relationships with cutters and BPD chicks

>>151048725
Do not be fooled by his moronic look and fishing shirt. Underneath those cargo shorts lies a river monster in waiting...

>>151051346
well shit I 6uess you're the Sheriff of Crazy 8itches

>>151051302
I'm thinking of the outfit they'd have and I settled on a sleeveless shirt, pants stuffed into classic cowboy boots and a poncho over the shirt, symbol goes on the belt buckle.
Any thoughts?

>>151051384
sounds amazing

>>151051305
cody is this and look at how badly she's fucking him and his friend group

Hey, what's up, Homestuck General! Let's have some good times and great laughs - 2009 style.

>>151051399
cody dosen't seem to be showing her much love, from what we've seen so far all he's doing is being placative and just stringing her along

>>151051452
*fondles your 8alls '09 style* sup 8ro

>>151051474
Woah, now hold on there. I'm down for a little joking around, but that crosses the line. Please do not talk to me in that manner - It's not right.

Redrawing old art.

>>151051039
why does moonrunes draw lily cunny so well

>>151051452
epic fail

>>151051722
kyute

>>151051722
luv dem things n tiddies n fangs

>>151051039
Im cracking Alan bro

>>151051399
Cody doesnt show her love, hes with her because staying with BPDemons is a male brained activity, but at most gives her dry answers

>>151051384
It'd be an interesting contrast to the historical sheriff it is loosely based on, I'm all for it

The godtier pajamas are coming up pretty old english in my mind

ITS TIME
ITS TIME
ITS TIME
ITS TIME
ITS TIME!!!!

>>151052081
whats it time for gamzee-kun?

>>151052136
SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS

davejade!!! :)

>>151052165
b-but gamzee this is a blue board...

>>151052203
good post

>>151051885
Cody is thinking with that trans fandom dick (a phantom limb is a body part, most often a missing limb, that the affected can still feel despite not being there)

>>151052360
this is a certified davejade moment

I think the space days kids have the beta kid aspects.
>alan: breath
>lily: space
>cody: time
>skye: light
Is it a coincidence those aspects fit well with their color schemes? On top of that they could also be the same classes. Less sure of that.

>>151048205
>>151048112
a lot of aradia fanart is accidentally off-putting because
>people draw her with sharp teeth
>people draw her obese
>people draw her as a latinx
>people draw her obese because they draw her as a latinx
>curly hair becomes nappy hair or dreadlocks or some other horseshit

>>151050036

Knave [One who serves their aspect]
Slave [One who is sub-servient to their aspect]

Goon [One who enforces their aspect (active)]
Watcher [One who enforces their aspect (passive)]

Beauty (Master class) [One who embodies all the grand parts of their aspect]
Horror (Master class) [One who embodies all the horrorifying part of their aspect]

Stalker [One who hunts/hunts with their aspect]
Compiler [One who gathers their aspect]

>>151052990
oh hell yeah, enforcer class sounds good, tho i like the word "thrall" more.. thrall of rage... troll of rage. think

>>151053024

Thrall
and
Savage

Fodder classes who drank all the Kool aid of their aspect and can't live without it

>>151053070
huu, in my interpritation of thrall is that its like a herald of aspect, actively spreading it on others i.e thrall of doom kills players and has powers to cause more doom, like spreading chain reactions of events which will cause death

>>151045156
I knew a nigga who went to a con as Jack noir

>>151053236
>Thrall of Time arrives and the very passage of time warps and contorts, near them, you feel like you have all the time in the world.
>Thrall of Space arrives and you are now in the minotaur's maze, distances shrink and extend nonsensically.
kino

>>151048789
That's not the worst, it's pretty funny

>>151053297
i applaud you

>thrall of life gives everyone ultimate life energy, making everyone invincible
>thrall of heart is... protagonist of hentai visual novel

>>151048725
That's fun

>>151050036
For me, it's Priest and Scribe from dewdrop's schizo treatise, so many of you would fall under these.

>>151053236
How about Thrall and Bearer

Thrall bring the aspect via action
Bearer brings it by example

A Bearer would be a mix between a paitent zero and a standard Bearer (dudes with the flags in armies). Beacons for where their aspect should strike next

Since hazbin hotel s2 came out, decided to give a shot at classpecting the cast:
>Charlie: Maid of Hope
>Vaggie: Sylph of Blood
>Angel Dust: Page of Heart
>Alastor: Prince of Doom
>Nifty: Bard of Mind
>Cherri: Witch of Time
>Sir Pentious: Mage of Void

IM CUMMING AAAAA

>>151053507
I owe Serket women sex.

>>151053521
But do they want that sex from you?

>>151053507
The braid makes her look like a huge nerd

>>151053545
nta 8ut all serkets want me inherently

>>151053545
They will.

rEAL NIGGAS KEEP IT REAL

>>151053632
which trolls would say the Hard R 8esides Vriska, Terezi and Feferi?

>>151053646
Equius duh

>>151053646
Rufio

>>151053667
Maybe kankri would let it slip out, Meenah for sure. mituna and latula would say it as a inside joke. Can't forget Bro

>>151053646
anyone above terezi save for gamzee, he says ninja.

If you really think about it, Would the trolls even care about human racism? They would see it as human version of the troll hemospectrum and the class associated with it

>>151053759
They would find it funny, because they're all black

>>151053646
caliborn

Dirks land is aggressively gay. I'm just waiting for the horse semen energy and anus controlled peripherals

>>151053646
Karkat, it's been canon in the webcomic especially.

Class pairings and active/passive scale, from Hussie's Q&A on Discord.

>>151054002
>there's a scale now
We're dangerously into quil territory now
Hussie's Narrative Agency Scale

>>151053759
Only trolls that care for the hemospectrum would think that. Even then only trolls that wouldnt just see humans as all equally disgusting aliens.
Its like europeans coming across indian caste systems. That system makes no sense to them so they would probably try discarding or sidestepping it.

>>151054002
>john more passively influences the narrative than gamzee
>by forcibly removing a whole planet from the narrative entirely and creating an entire new timeline with his own hands

i need to understand hussie's labyrinthine bullshit mind

>>151054075
To be honest John wasn't actively looking or trying to do those things he was more or less told to do those actions most of the time.

>>151054002
I'm just going to fucking ignore this because it's completely wrong.

>>151054002
Now I'm scared what's the aspect descriptions if it's true from James Roach that they are extremely short.

>>151053471
For me it's:
>Charlie: Heir of Hope
>Vaggie: Knight of Life
>Alastor: Thief of Time
>Angel Dust: Mage of Heart
>Husk: Mage of Void
>Niffty: Maid of Doom
>Lucifer: Bard of Hope
>Vox: Thief of Mind
>Val: Seer of Heart
>Velvette: Thief of Heart

>>151046650
I mean if you still like Homestuck at this point I wouldn't date you either.

>>151046650
i'll date you, nonny

when the new hsbc IS GONNA SHOW MORE NYMPHS?!?!? AAAAAVH.

>>151046650
why are you frliting through X, the everything app DMs?

>>151054543
Does anybody seriously still use pesterchum

>>151054529
You will enjoy more horsemen and you will love it.

>>151054558
Im sure you could find many children to date doing that

>>151054582
How interesting.

>>151054002
I fucking knew the pairs were Witch/Sylph Maid/Heir and Knight/Page. Everyone was always claiming retarded nonsense like Witch/Heir or Knight/Maid.

>>151054075
"Active/Passive" does not describe how one influences the narrative. It tells you how one interacts with one's aspect.

>>151054698
Sylph/Maid and Heir/Witch made some sense, given that both Sylphs and Maids are basically fixers, and both Heirs and Witches manipulate their aspects

Gimme a Random blood caste

>>151055009
purple

>>151055082
[S] Cody: Strap her to assert dominance

>>151054975
"Witch" and "Heir" don't really pair without mental gymnastics. "Heir" only fits with "Maid" and vice versa. "Sylphs" are magical creatures, so they could go with either "Witch" or "Mage," but they're explicitly compared to witches in the comic so that one's sorted as well.

the wall… it grows

>>151055151
look at this fruity fucking fairy LMFAO

If anyone here knows Tvtropes and isn't a lazy fuck like me please edit the Prisounebound page and add the character folders kthnxzbye

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/PrisouneBound
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/PrisouneBound

>>151055236
Why do we suck off this fanventure in particular? Is the creator "based" or something?

friend got up to arquiusprite being prototyped
jake is still demoted to worst kid. gamzee is still confusing
the minigame referenced the kickstarter money so I had to explain there's homestuck games. now he wants to play them all. I haven't even told him there's a sequel comic yet. I didn't think this through
gcat is officially on his shit list even if the condy mind-controlled it to bring roxy to her
he thinks the condy will team up with the kids in some way in an "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of way
he's happy to calliope but he just wants rose and roxy to finally meet without the constant interruptions
he doesn't trust lil hal now. and NEVER trusted equius. he's worried arquiussprite will go rogue

>>151055270
Decent art and the creator posts a lot in here, that's basically the root of it.

>>151055298
forgot to mention before he saw gamzee prototyped equius he thought lil hal would try to be the "real dirk" after being prototyped and fight him

>>151055270
It's fun, has a lot of pages so it's one of the rare fan adventures that don't stall out at about 100 pages or so, has characters people like, and the artist comes here and posts and draws stuff sometimes.

It's reputation around here is mostly just word of mouth around those factors making someone check it out occasionally and either really liking it or saying they're not interested. There's not much to hate about it so the opinion here is largely positive.

>>151055334
>>151055376
Right. Thanks anons.

>>151055270
i like prisounebound but i wish we would talk about other fan adventures

>>151055270
fun ongoing comic and creators interact with us

>>151055298
>he thinks the condy will team up with the kids
Fucking lol.

>>151054425
Rats :(
>>151054514
Cool beans :)
>>151054543
it was through bumble, the pic was something funny I wanted to add,

>>151055423
Recommend some and why you think they're good reads anon.

>I actually stopped reading the reposted OG comic BEFORE Cascade this time
I'm never going to make it to HSBC

>>151055475
YOU DIDN'T GET TO CASCADE? WHY THE FUCK NOT YOU LITTLE FAGGOT?

>>151055423
Are any of the FRAF adventures good? I know Sburb.exe is, but what about Loftlatched/Autopraxis/Kittyquest?

>>151055492
I need Jess Autopraxis so bad it makes me look stupid.

>>151055517
I'm more interested in Null Autopraxis, but I get it.

>>151055492
I checked out of Autopraxis when one of the trans characters went back in time to groom herself
I get it, huge character moment, but it completely killed the flow for me.

>>151055492
Kittyquest is Jade/Davepeta centered, so you tell me

I kek'd

Autopraxis is fine but I'm still sad Saul Goodman wasn't prototyped.

>>151055544
>when one of the trans characters went back in time to groom herself
i shouldn't be surprised by stuff like this at this point but also what the fuck

>>151055270
>we
Anon you sucked him off wtf are you gay

>>151055628
John does have valid reasons to think his life sucks I think, there is that depression where you're not really sad but you feel like your whole life you're missing something and that part of you is just empty.
But compared to Dave's physical and psychological abuse and Rose's comical drunk neglectful mom his issues seem sunshine and roses in comparison.

>>151054002
didn't hussie try to epicly own tumblr theorists way back when and said classpecting is bullshit?

>>151055544
>>151055665
Everyone wants to yell at their past self then you have that one guy

>>151055423
I have a bunch of comics I want to try out- most of which were suggested titles from threads. crossmound being being one of them; it's interesting so far but very early in the story and I'm all caught up
was thinking of picking up sburb.exe or beneviolent next

>>151055665
It sounds bad, but its actually bad in a different way. You see, the character that comes back from the future, ala Davesprite, became obsessed with Stalin (or Lenin, I don't remember) and wants current Jess to take as the new head of the fascist dystopia she built with her consorts

>>151055544
Did that actually happen or did she give her younger self a small pep talk that assblasted you because the character is trans?

>>151055738
This is hsg, what do you think?

>>151055544
>>151055737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsqvCQTJMFo

lel

>>151055850
>>151055872
i haven't drank enough piss or eaten enough gastropods to know what this says can you translate

>>151055704
He wouldn't say that

>>151055909
I don't know what to tell ya anon, The art was made by Tri.

I saw a webm here a few days ago of what appeared to be act 3 of some spin off non canon thing and it had a song that I heard on American dad

Can anon repost that link?
Also where was that non canon homestuck is being posted at?

>>151055914
both are great and needed more screentime

>>151056015
>I saw a webm here a few days ago of what appeared to be act 3 of some spin off non canon thing and it had a song that I heard on American dad
??? I think you dreamt that anon

>>151053646

Vriska coming in with the hard R preceded by 8 e's.

>Oh my god John would you hurry up you l8zy niggeeeeeeeer >::::(

>>151056015
My habit of never closing my tabs will finally work out for me. My time has come.

https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=1
https://files.catbox.moe/b1jfrn.mp4

Enjoy.

>>151053551
any good vriska design rides the line between nerd and stacy

>>151056054
>Vriska will never call you a lazy nigger in a loving way

Why bother living.

>>151055685
Given the thread, more than likely

Leave Ultimate Dirk and Rosebot to me.

>Broly posting in the current thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifaoKZfQpdA

>>151056244
Broleeposting is peak, shut the fuck up

>>151056244
>shittalking brolee posting
LET'S KILL THIS NIGGER AND RAPE HIS DEAD BODY!

>>151056262
How did Egbert manage to bag BOTH scourge sisters? Is it have that buckteeth rizz?

brolee im ur #1 fan

davejade!!

>>151055983
Creators can make ooc art or fuck their characters up. This isnt an instance of that
The thing with the art is korpus *wouldn’t* say that because he hasnt had the time and self reflection to admit that. Which is a part of the joke

>>151056055
My time has come. I was chosen by heaven. Say my name when you pray. To the skies. See Carolus rise

shhhhh... jade is sleeping. don't make any loud noises!

There is no need to be afraid.

>>151056484
ᶦᵗˢ ʳᵃᵖᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ

>>151056484
Is it immoral to screw your dreamself? I

>>151056501
FUCK THAT. BE AFRAID.

>>151056866
Oh yeah. I could take 'em.

>>151056866
I was thinking cody would be this survivalist looking commando (because he looks like solid snake) but that would obviously be fit for an alpha style scratch where things are crazy and not normal. Which is what this is.

>>151056043
What would interactions between Dirk and Nepeta look like?

>>151056866
Ladies, I'm feeling quite peggable today if there are any takers among you.

>>151056926
And man, Cody. I'm down with the BLTs.

>>151056866
Yeah I could take Alan

In a fight right.

>>151056866
Let's just hope cody still wears a binder and never got top surgery.....

man I'm catching up on the rerelease, act 6 act 1 really is fucking slow as molasses. I dont mind the alphas but there conversations cover so little information but take so many words. Act 5 convos being long made sense, they had a lot to talk about. Act 1 conversations were mostly super short, and it was great. Early Act 6 shouldve aped more from the act it was a reflection of.

>>151056866
>alpha humans are a mixed bag across both sessions
>beta humans are badasses across both sessions
>space days scratched humans are sexy across both sessions
Proof that the space days humans are ontologically sexy. The sheer aura of human sexual appeal they will bring (even with lily off the table) will one shot half the troll caste. Causing the troll social house of cards to fold instantly. Many will die in the ensuing chaos.

I found it, I found the most implausible, objectively un-canonical piece of fanart ever: Rose being taller than Dave.

>>151056244
We're going to beat you then feast up on your body like you're a goddamn string cheese

>>151057052
I could see it when they're both 13, then Dave shoots up to 6 something and rose stays short, could be cute.

>>151056967
>cody never got top surgery
>adult cody has mom level titties

Bros... How can a man be so beautiful...

What a homo.

>>151056969
IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?

LMFAO

>>151057183
What
Is their problem that the characters in KoG arent troons?
What??

Looks like the QnA part 2 hasn't been posted aside from the class stuff (Who the fuck ever thought Knight was passive?) So I'll post these too
>>151010418
Q14

>>151057291
q15+q16

>>151057300
q17

>>151057309
q18

>>151057314
q19

>>151057321
q20

>>151057326
q21

>>151057321
Davekat sucks eternally btfo

>>151057347
q22+q23

>>151057355
q24+q25

>>151057363
q26

>>151057368
q27

>>151057350
>>151057321
It is a little funny that throughout this Hussie has been pretty candid about not knowing shit until the moment it's introduced, or not giving certain things any thought until people ask, but for this he goes "Yeah nah Dave was getting his ass whooped". Which only gives it more credence in my mind.

>>151057378
q28

>>151057397
and here's the classpect chart that went along with this question >>151054002
That's it for now but it sounds like there'll be more later

What I gathered from these is he really is just like that all the time
It must be exhausting both to be him and be around him

>>151057380
next someone should ask hussie why abuse only isn't ok in this part of the narrative but it's a positive thing when the abusive version of vriska gets brought back to life and those qualities are suddenly portrayed positively even though her rationale for abusing tavros and aradia was the same as bro's

>>151057486
Ah see thats actually a simple answer: spider women are hot

>>151057486
because she was GROOMED by the character hussie said he didn't intend to write to be a groomer and was just being funny

>>151057321
You can just say you made the abuse absolutely over the top and comical because you thought it was funny and then decided to go into it more later on because you thought it would be interesting.

There's no need to go AH YOU SEE WE WERE SEEING THROUGH A YOUNG MAN'S EYES THE WHOLE TIME AND ONLY WITH MATURITY COULD HE PERCEIVE THE ABUSE AS IT ACTUALLY WAS.

It's a weird random webcomic. I'm not going to think Bro being abusive was any less serious because there were shitposty sword jpegs in the fridge instead of food Dave could eat.

>>151049528
>flashgitz fag

Don't you have a math test to be studying for, young man?

>>151057528
gODDAMNIT, I meant to reply to >>151049490

>>151057527
I don't know, I think there's some credence to it. Pretty much all of the kid's relationships to their guardians gets recontextualized and reexamined later on. Even before the Act 6 Dirk convo he was pretty ambivalent on Bro after his death. All of Homestuck follows the trajectory of starting somewhere silly and ending up in high stakes and/or serious shit, so I don't see why the character's home lives is that much different.

>>151057527
it would be hilarious if hussie did the same thing he did with bro and doc scratch and suddenly made his self-insert hitting on vriska a "commentary on child predators" or something

Has anyone ever stopped and thought that maybe Dave deserved it, huh? That's right.
Think before you judge someone.

dave being abused was never anything more than comic mischief, Hussie never canonizes anything until it results in him being able to get social clout from it

>>151057614
Elder Scrolls VI looking good

I feel like Bro can be seen as abusive and a good parental figure but most people aren't ready for that kind of nuance.

>>151057633
Good parental figure? Nah he was shit
Effective parental figure? Dave lived... kind of

I like Bro way more than Dirk desu.

>>151057606
abuse allegations 100% come from women. they know jack about brothers relationships or think its yaoi. + those were different times. having angsty older brother who beats crap outta you is normal. dirk is a collective image of mad older brother, cruel, edgy, owns lots of cool shit, infinitely badass and jackass at the same time
thats your older brother

>>151057666
>having angsty older brother who beats crap outta you is normal
Anon...

>>151057669
nah i had older sister

i got to cop her friends tits

>>151057666
I don't know about getting the crap beat out of you all the time counts but certainly rough housing and throwing some punches together every now and then builds character
women projecting fetishistic desires onto brotherly relationships is infinitely worse though

>>151057666
does anyone remember that weird fanfic family is forever or something that someone who was on the hs team wrote? i feel like that person pushed the abuse narrative FOR the canonization of her stridercest fanfic

>>151057666
Dude are you alright?

Honestly it was surprising the kids weren't meaner to each other
Kids are absolutely vicious when adults aren't around

>>151057674
I had an older sister too, the only thing I got from her friends was being made fun of. The repercussions on my psyche were... not good. I cant react normally when a girl mocks me anymore.

>>151057695
Do you break down or get hard? These things can go either way.

>>151057701
The first. It's always the first.

i want to make the next homestuck
i'm hopelessly out of my depth

>>151057709
shoot a bunch of shit at the wall and fly by the seat of your pants

>>151057709
i feel that.

>>151057707
Anon you're such a silly boy.

>>151057052
Solely based on the sprites (and proper neck posture + some extra height to make up for the leg pose) Mom is taller than Bro (and they share their height with their kids)

>>151057709
>cultivate a rich set of cultural touchstones, whether artificially with a liberal arts degree or naturally by raw dogging your nearest library's fiction section
>invent an excuse for a bunch of young adults to get into a life threatening situation and sprinkle those references right in there before you bake!
>do a lot of drugs, all the drugs
>Do a trial run somewhere people won't care if you fail

>>151048112
Does picrel count

>>151057554
I think it would work better if Dave didnt have any realizations about Bro early on, and had one later. In acts 1-3
>John realizes his dad doesnt like clowns
>Rose realizes her mom isnt actually being passive aggressive
>Dave realizes puppets arent cool and Bro is kind of lame
runs with that for many acts, then in act 5
>Dave, clearly upset about bros death, tries to act stoic, and take his sword the only way he knows how, only to fail and lay on the ground.
People point to that scene as him starting to realize he hated bro but I dont see it, it always feels to me like he is really upset and is really trying to hide it. Then we get Dave having ANOTHER realization late in Act 6, which he seemingly came to over the retcon meteor trip, which just feels completely unearned and lame to me.

>>151057728
I appreciate the, uh, effort. But its just not the same.

>>151057695
12 years difference anon, i was cute little boy in their eyes
now im racoon-eyed freak who havent touched a woman in decade

why is it so hard for you freaks to interact with women normally? i dont get it??

>>151057813
I've spoken with at least two women and dated them for a couple years so even though it all fell apart I feel pretty baller.

>>151057813
>Interacting with femoids

Do you WANT to catch COOTIES?

>>151056917
they'd be pretty chill to each other but not remarkably close. they don't have much in common but can at least bond over being heart-bound and fighters. he'd raise an eyebrow to her excessive roleplay but would at least humour him. she'd raise an eyebrow to his excessive tangents but would at least humour him. he might even remind her a bit of equius in some ways, she might even remind him of roxy in some ways.
friends of friends most likely in a pretty casual manner

>>151057813
I can usually bullshit it's pretty easy, everything after that though...
I would still like to meet a cute Homestuck cosplay girl one day however

>>151054002
I'm retarded and it took me a while to learn how to read the chart

>>151057709
I just wish I had his technical prowess. I would love to know how the fuck to make epic flashes

>>151057813
they've got like...different ships and everything!

>>151057813
i want to be one and try to cope by avoiding them, so when it's unavoidable my actions are awkward.

>>151057922
Gaaaaaaaaaay

>>151057922
just make friends with them to live vicariously

Best part of BC was seeing Vriska go Hell Tier with these puppies.

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>>151057813
I blame my sister for having pretty friends

>>151057813
If I could do that I wouldn’t be gay. Psyche all my friends are women. I have relationships with women. And sex with men.