Thread 151055169

The Ultimate line is coming to an end, again. Should Death Battle put the Maker up against the evil Reed Richards of DC?

>>151055169 (OP)
Good MU but it's a horrific stomp for Reed. Batkek is worse but more debatable sadly

Normalfags have no idea who the Maker is. At least with Doom, they can make Marvel vs Capcom jokes, and him looking cool in Tokon.

>>151055169 (OP)
Yeah they should once Doomsday finally drops. OP Pic unrelated btw.

>>151055206
Doom already had his best. He'll suck ass in the new Doomsday movie though like every other Marvel character and movie has sucked since Endlame. If Thor does anything noteworthy in Doomsday they might bring him back to take on He-Man however.

>>151055169 (OP)
Now that Ice Age 6 and Shrek 5 are both dropping next year around the same time, what are the odds of this finally happening?

>>151055179
Yeah, he alongside Anna (I think that was the name of the blonde girl?) were playable characters.

>>151055231
What can those analog horror things do anyways, have any of them blown up a planet?

Give it to me straight, why do people want Hatsune Miku in Death Battle so badly? I thought that she had no real canon and you could do pretty much whatever you wanted with her.

>>151055294
Trannies are mentally ill

>>151055294
I have no fucking clue, even popular character argument doesn't matter when Spidey jobbed. I guess people like meme episodes???

>>151055294
She's for the trannyfaggotpedo Mettatroon.

>>151055240
Death Battle will probably do something dimeless and retarded like Shrek vs Conker instead.

>>151055324
Spider-Man never jobbed in DB.

>>151055332
Conker is for Postal Guy.

>>151055208
Why do you want this so badly? Maker’s a weak featless cuck, he gets roflstomped in every scenario

>>151055339
He jobbed in the Champion Island event death battle's doing right now. He got voted out as soon as they put him in a poll.

>>151055371
Oh thought you meant in terms of combat.

>>151055369
Maker bodies Batkek who Jobs
He literally made the new Ultimateverse and is about to destroy it with his own power.

>Spider-Man himself still only has 1 battle back in Season 1
>Venom somehow has two, one against Bane, and another against a they/them character
>Fucking Miles has two and he lost both

>>151055396
>Spider-GOD bodied the most overrated character in fiction while his cheap and poorly written copycats from Marvel itself keep dying
BASED DB

>>151055240
>building level character vs multi-continental character

>>151055388
>about to
You mean like he was “about to” do anything with the Infinity Stones before The Thing beat him up and fu ked his wife?
Batkek actually CAN and HAS
-destroyed the multiverse
-enslaved the dark multiverse
-created a new multiverse to destroy the main multiverse

>>151055315
Wrong!
They're better men.

GO MY PETS

>>151055443
>Shrek joins the Green Goobers who jobbed in DB
They're really racist against green people huh?

>>151055388
Maker got onetapped by Molecule Man and died begging like a pussy, same exact thing happens when facing Batkek.

>>151055432
Wait, when did Spider-Man fight Dante?

>>151055294
>"it would be funny if [joke option] wins"
>contrary to popular belief, she DOES have combat feats/skills that isn't from crossovers
>already been teased (at least) TWICE with hulkzilla and simon vs kyle
>possibly the first music-focused fight

>>151055464
Maker did the same shit otherwise the new Ultimateverse wouldn't exist and it also wouldn't be coming to an end. At that point it'd just be a stalemate until you remember that they have Marvel over DC as of recently since they admitted Marvel is infinite in Ghost Rider vs Spawn while affirming that DC is continously growing and only has 12.3 Finite Dimensions at its disposal. Maker still claps going off DB logic.

>>151055499
That's Daredevil. It's from the Nightwing vs Daredevil episode.

>>151055169 (OP)
>1A, Omniversal
Saber stomps your favorite character

>>151055432
Spider-Man has never beaten Hellsing Alucard though

>>151055169 (OP)
>>151055199
I don’t think Maker has ever done anything.

The last issue from the future city arc he’s a snivelling crying cuck begging Sue to take him back and got beat the fuck up by her in a fight while she bragged how many times she’s fucked Namor and Ben and how she’s smarter than him too. Guess it was her turn after Johnny Storm and Ben already btfoed him in one punch.

Then the gauntlet arc, where he lost with all the gems, was literally too dumb and weak to even use the gems, and got beat up like a fag by every single character including Tony, Cap and Ben, and the entire “plan” was all Kang Sue’s plan and she and Hulk had to save him again and again from everyone and do everything, and then they ditched him to get his ass beat in public by all the heroes.

Then he spent secret wars talking and posturing and did actually nothing.
Then Molecule Man onepunches him put of boredom, decides to bring him back after Secret Wars anyway, and since he gets beat up by Venom, Scorpion, Hawkeye and Sunspot.

His entire history is empty posturing over how smarter he is, then getting beat up and outsmarted by average joes and ends with him on his knees cowering and snivelling for their mercy.

Henshaw would just punch him once and he’d start crying like a girl and asking if he can prep Sue to take his CyborgSuperSperm like when he asked to do that for Thing’s sperm.

>>151055432
I mean, Spider-Man would murder SHARTnic, but they've never fought.

>>151055516
Lord DIO did.

>>151055432
Spider-Man did clap Batman if that's what you're referring to.

>>151055504
The ultimateverse is a singular universe, which he needed technology to time travel to “create” (really just change the history of an already existing)

Batkek actually created a brand-new MULTIVERSE. With his own powers.

Maker literally has no power to create anything, only time travel and pretend over an already existing universe. Not even a multiverse.

Maker gets beat up and Cucked again.

>>151055504
No he didn’t you liar. He portalled to a universe similar to Earth-616 (main universe), and he used time travel to stop most of the heroes and villains of the world from ever coming about. He never created anything.

>>151055546
Well considering the fact that he's bringing it to a close and the fact that they've already affirmed Marvel>>>>DC in cosmology (to the point where even atoms have whole universes in them in Marvel) it just means Maker still stomps even if he's beyond featless which he still technically isn't. Also Maker isn't a shitty and blatant ripoff of a pre-existing character either.

Okay so what has evil DC Reed Richards done

>>151055579
He asked Sue to let him prep her for Thing’s cock. Literally.

>>151055579
Nothing by comparison to the Maker.

>>151055432
>>151055526
>>151055396
Kamen Rider is right fucking there. THEY EVEN HAVE BUG MOTIFS. WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN DONE YET.

>>151055576
>he's bringing it to a close
Post him doing this.

>>151055576
>beyond featless
Where is this in the vs battle wiki tier list?

Would you pass up the chance to amp your favorite character if you knew they were going to be in a death battle?

>>151055546
We already know from GR vs Spawn that even a single Marvel universe is basically an infinite multiverse with infinite timelines of transcendent infinite dimensions.

Batkek made 52 PLANETS (not a multiverse mind you, planets) that are 12.3D AT MOST according to Death Battle.

Then Superboy Prime (unironically weaker than Teen Titans level jobbers) nearly killed him and he got killed by Wonder Woman's sub star level punches. Fuck, at least Maker had the dignity to die to Molecule Man after having a sub planet level fight against Perpetua.

Maker unironically GAPES him. You can cuckpost all you want like the smelly shit covered Indian I know you are, DC is absolutely pathetic. Reminder the entire verse scales below John Constantine getting raped by a dog

Both Makek, and Batkek suck. Pick better Marvel and DC characters to fight.
>>151055596
Has Ben even watched Kamen Rider?

>>151055515
For jobbing hard to CHADuke Skywalker.

>>151055603
No need as harribel already scales to Aizen and yuwach so she should be able to beat mirko

>>151055596
>Captain America victimizer talking

>>151055612
>>151055624
This character loves watching his wife get BLACKED by childish gambino

>>151055596
Maybe they can have Spider-Man fight the first one, since the first opponent Kamen Rider Ichigo ever fought was named Man Spider
https://kamenrider.fandom.com/wiki/Man_Spider
Ismahawk could probably do a pretty cool fight

>>151055515
This is a huge misinterpreting of Saber's powers. She's not even universal. Where was that power in FGO? Why didn't she just solo the Beasts?

>>151055315
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!

>>151055603
Why would i want my favourite character in a death battle?
You’re basically selling their face and license for blacked and cuck and shipping slander in exchange for temporary popularity amongst a minority of twitterfags. Look at what’s happened to Maka in just the few months death battle twitter has heard of her.

>>151055641
The beasts are also omniversal. Everybody in fate is really strong and can kill goku

>>151055315
The next Death Battle winner doesn't like when you talk like that

>>151055622
She doesn't scale to any of that shit she couldn't even beat that jobbing silver haired faglord Midsugaya.

>>151055661
>Look at what’s happened to Maka in just the few months death battle twitter has heard of her.
Who goes to deathbattle Twitter?
What did they do to maka

>>151055639
Ismahawk is doing Cap vs KR1 or Daredevil vs the blind dude from the last thread
or Moon Knight vs Azrael
Spider-Man is too op for a live action fight anyway and he's probably going to fight Ladybug or the TMNT.

>>151055681
blacked and cuck and shipping slander

>>151055515
Why didn't Saber used her omniversal power to beat Caster-powered Souichirou first try.

>>151055681
NTA but Seethe over BVLLtos, and retarded scaling takes
Maka got shipped with Deku

>teleports a thwomp over your favorite character
Name a single counter to this

>>151055699
... so what these threads already did?

>>151055622
>No need as harribel already scales to Aizen
You shut your fucking mouth. No Espada scaled to Aizen. They don't even scale to fucking Gin.

>>151055699
That's entirely this shitty place tho.

>>151055661
>You’re basically selling their face and license for blacked and cuck and shipping slander in exchange for temporary popularity amongst a minority of twitterfags
Are you mentally abled? all DBtwt is slander and agendapost. there's no cuckshit anywhere.

>>151055596
Is there any difference between Ichigo and Nigo in terms of powers and feats?

>>151055710
Gin?

>>151055670
She tanked yuwach and the other 5-a Quincy raping her. So she scales

Is Dante going to forcibly transition Clive?

>>151055724
Idk but Spider-Man isn't for either of them.

>>151055728
>Not Gin vs Hazama
Lame!

>>151055735
why do you purposely seek this shit out

>>151055735
Why did xhe do it...

>>151055735
>tumblr
Go back.

>>151055732
Nice cope but she couldn't even handle Shitsugaya without getting disapproved by Aizen. I like Harribel but she's one of the weakest Bleach characters. She isn't even the hottest dark skinned chick either thats Yoruichi or Mila Rose.

Ah, I recognize this guy now, this is the Bleachfag who's obsessed with Daredevil fighting some jap
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/tnum/149389467/deleted/deleted/page/4/
Spams his shit matchups all thread long, too

>>151055699
bull fucking shit that's entirely this hellhole

>>151055742
Who?

>>151055750
I just think it's cutearoo!

>>151055777
Gin if he were a fighting game antagonist, and used chains. Still a trickster and has the snake motif. Also eyes always closed thing.

>>151055782
You don't actually think that

So what's up with featfags and their obsession over trannies?

>harribel is the 3rd espada so she would upscale from Ulquiorra
>Ulquiorra who could potentially destroy las noches which is a large country or even continent sized
>harribel then tanks everything hitsugaya throws at her and is about to kill three captain level opponents before Aizen stops her
>in the tybw yuwach himself has to step in to defeat her because she was wiping the Quincy army out
>each Quincy by now was stronger than even the strongest captains of the foreign 13 as they mostly defeated or killed said captains
Harribel should be around planet level in attack power with mftl speed

ROARtos. That is all.

>Dante fans are trannies
>Clives game has two homos kissing, and one of them has Bahamut inside him
Save me heterosexuals!

I fucking LOVE gays. But I hate trannies. I'm voting Clive.

>>151055758
Yoruichi is a whore

>>151055810
Still don't know or care for him. Gin should fight Obito or smth since they're both elusive simping subordinates who worked for the main mastermind bad guy and died trying to defect from them for the sake of the chick they simped for. Also something about Gin's bankai being equivalent to the TSOs Obito has.

Immortal temptation takes over my mind...

I SUMMON DARK MAGICIAN GIRL IN BELT-TO-DRAGON-ASS MODE

I END MY TURN

>>151055890
And a pedophile.

>Dark Magician Girl is white
>The person she's based off is Egyptian and looks the exact same except tan and brown hair
What did the YGO creator mean by this? Why would Pegasus race lift a girl?

>>151055965
Ichigos only like 200 years younger than her

>>151055841
>retard who didn't read the series
She's literally featless aside from jobbing against Midsugaya who's notorious for losing to literally everybody and anybody and couldn't even beat fucking Cang Du of all niggas without cheating with the hollow drugs. Harribel would get bodied by any lieutenant class shinigami and the only reason she got taken out specifically by Yhwach (if that even was him since it could've also been Royd disguised as Yhwach like what happens later) was to establish dominance over Hueco Mundo by taking out its leadership first and foremost. And we see it literally had zero effect on the real Yhwach (again if that even was him) considering he bodies bankai Yamamoto and slaughters him with negative diff not too long later.

>>151055208
Incel Reed would be broken in half mind and body by Batgiggles within 5 minutes of meeting him.

>>151055846
Grinch vs Jack is next for the record and I think they're both straight if that helps.

>>151056016
Reee

>>151056145
That's every Harribore fan geg

>>151056166
My twp can't satisfy that...

>>151056198
You're not white

>>151056198
Tall Wide Pecs?

>>151056198
Favorite Death Battle?

>>151056274
Batman vs Black Pander of course!

>>151055576
Dude, DC's had universes in their atoms since the 40's. Shit's OLD.

>>151056341
Bullseye victim.

>>151056274
Spawn vs Kratos, naturally!

>>151056348
Proof? Oh wait it doesn't exist nvm.

OHHHH KAIJUFAGS!!!!

>>151056354
Also a Green Goblin victim. Joker that is.

>>151056354
Yo, lowkey? The Lego DC and Marvel games are fun. Good to turn your brain off and just smash shit in.

>>151056354
Deadshot fodder.

>>151056370
His boyfriend Batkek is too geg. Since Gobbie is basically a superhuman Batman with a lethal arsenal and Spider-Man level stats.

>>151056370
Joker would RAPE and GAPE Goblin no diff.

>>151056398
Joker's the only one here getting raped, just like Gordon intended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-nsrSaSmEE

>>151056368
The teenage brat victim shouldn't be allowed to speak.
https://youtu.be/d2H5QFiXHPk?si=3ORchckkiXH9jIE6

>>151056380
Get Deadshit above this first.

>>151056416
>canonically not even the Joker
Gobbie? Get yer RAGs OFF, bitchboy!

>>151056459
*KRAKK*
Bullseye's dead in that pose, GG.

Interesting

>>151056463
Btw Fagker canonically trooned out that's an automatic L.

>>151056536
Bruce is so lucky...

>>151056473
Yeah bro got Jobker & Deadshit both dead in 1 blow lol.

I'm bored and got nothing to do right now so, here's Ash vs Leon final fight before Ash won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR1hzqn8k5w

What are the most one sided fights

>>151056538
Bruce is for domming the illegal immigrant. After all, EVERYTHING is canon in DC.........r-right?

>>151055579
blew up Hal's city for no reason

>>151056558
Ash is for fraudchecking Frank West & Leon is for fraudchecking Dean.

>>151056561
Kratos vs Composite Fiction

>>151056561
Kratos vs Asura
Simon vs Kyle
Clive vs Dante
Yugi vs Ash

>>151055654
It's time to objectify women and disrespect minorities.

>>151056536
Woker was right there.

Hetero posters, I need you!

>>151056591
Built for Big Fire Nation Cock

>>151056613
Katara being forced to pump out Fire Nation babies for the rest of her fertile life would be so hot

>>151056682
Also i am a Sonicbro

you know what I remember a scene where Yugi was prevented from using a card (Dark Hole I believe) by someone shooting it out of his hand
I don't know what the context was

>>151056689
I forgot to mention it but I am a Asurabro also.

>>151056749
All us Sonicbros are Asurabros btw. Both franchises are nothing but furry indian losers peddling headcanon to try and swat at our betters: Kingtos and Chadrio

Saar is Kratos beyond all dimensionality?

>>151056756
I forgot to mention but all of us Indian Sonic and Asurabros are cucky Kylebros BTW. We spent so long watching kids' cartoons to make elaborate cuckypastas over Simon who gapes our entire verse that no one cares about if not for battleboarding.

>>151056791
I have never read a single Green Lantern comic. Fuck off.

>>151056823
And also I like watching from my Sonic the Hedgehog edition trans rights cuckchair when my wife’s negro boyfriend fucks her

>>151056842
I can confirm Absolutely all of us Sonicfans do this

>>151056842
On the one hand, it's Sonic. But on the other hand, Sonic gapes Goku and his entire verse. So I'm torn

>>151056842
Kill yourself, roleplayer.

>>151056861
Don’t post a Canon Trans character (Sonic Battle Jap Sup) at me, fellow Sonictranny. I love trans rights and that’s why we’re Sonicsisters!

>I'M BACK FROM THE PRISON HOSPITAL, SONIKKU-SAMA!
>...SONIKKU-SAMA?
>...
>...KNUCKLEEEEEEEEEES!
>KNUCKLES WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!
>OH THERE YOU ARE KNUCKLES-KUN! DO YOU KNOW WHERE SONIKKU-SAMA IS? I THINK HE'S AVOIDING ME!
>YOU DON'T KNOW? I SWEAR TO ALLAH WHEN I FIND YOUR MASTER...
>OH HEY! HOW ABOUT YOU PLAY SOME GTA V WITH ME KNUCKLES?
>YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED? DON'T WORRY! I'LL TEACH YOU!
>OK KNUCKLES! WE'RE ON ONLINE NOW! THE GOAL OF ONLINE IS TO KILL EVERY OTHER PLAYER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN! HERE YOU CAN DRIVE MY ARMORED KURIMA!
>AHAHAHAHAHAA WOW YOU JUST RAN THAT DUMB FAGGOT OVER GOOD JOB KNUCKLES-KUN!
>FUCKING NIGGER OPPRESSORFAGS. QUICK HIDE KNUCKLES!
>EAT SHIT FUCKER OPRESSORNIGGER HAHAHAHAHA
>HEY LOOK! THAT GUY'S DOING HIS BASE DELIVERIES! C'MON KNUCKLES LET'S KICK HIS ASS!
>L M A O DUMBASS GOT OWNED!
>MAN, KNUCKLES-KUN YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE FUN TO PLAY WITH THAN YOUR FATHER. SONIKKU-SAMA IS FUCKING AWFUL AT GTA!
>WAIT... WHAT THE FUCK?! MARIO IS IN THE LOBBY? DONKEY KONG??? WHO'S THAT, KNUCKLES?
>C'MON, LET'S GO FUCK THEM UP! I JUST BOUGHT AN OPPRESSOR MK2 A WHILE AGO!
>OK KNUCKLES I JUST POPPED OFF THE RADAR! THAT MAKES YOU INVISIBLE ON THE MAP SO WE CAN KILL THE FUCK OUT OF THEM
>AHAAHHAHHAHAH I SEE THEM! THIS IS FOR PUTTING ME IN PRISON HOSPITAL, KEKRIO
>FUCK I MISSED! QUICK KNUCKLES SHOOT THE-
>AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MARIO SHOT ME OFF THE BIKE! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! HE'S CLEARLY HACKING.
>KNUCKLES... HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DIE TO DONKEY KONG?
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MARIO STOP CAMPING MY SPAWNS YOU OUTRAGEOUS COCK SUCKER
>KNUCKLES I TAKE IT BACK YOU'RE A FUCKING BAD LUCK MAGNET. NO WONDER YOUR MASTER PUT YOU ON SALE! GO BACK TO LISTENING TO MUMBLE RAP!

>>151056842
TRVKE, us Asurabros would support a FurCHADS like CHADnic, remember to buy CyberConnect's other masterpiece Fuga Melodies of Steel!

>>151056702
You hopped timelines and the scene is a memory from this alternate timeline.

Why are you guys like this?

>>151056907
I am a seething Redditor that Mario, Kratos, and Simon gaped my heroes.

>>151056921
Simon does not stand next to those KINGS Mario and Kratos for Simon is a cucky boi

Aside from not wanting loreshit to win and being salty over Bayonetta losing, is ANYONE rooting for Clive?

>>151056957
Yeah, he seems pretty cool

>>151056936
Holy FUCK! He's literally me fr fr!!

>>151056957
CHADve will destroy CRAPcuck sissies like KINGtos and make Redditors seethe

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>151056957
I have declared that CLIVEtos will win.

>>151056166
>>151056229
Stand behind me. I have a job to do..

>>151056996
GREEKtos-sama is always right

>>151055484
How did Leo job? He’s like 2-1 and no shit he would lose to the Red Ranger with no crossover scaling

>>151056580
Hello BBC machine

>>151056842
>>151056791
>>151056756
>>151056749
>>151056689
>151056682
>151056823
>151056879
>151056861
Funny as hell exchange

>>151056907
I have seen so much BBC porn of this woman I can't think of anything else except the word "BUILT"

>>151057163
I have seen so much BBC porn of this saiyan I can't think of anything else except the word "BUILT"

>>151057179
Gokubro btw.

Where is the Hulkbro?

>>151057283
got Gaped by Kratos

>>151057283
Jerking off to Brazilian vore porn

>>151057283
I was Gaped by Kratos

>>151057283
Mostly lurking. I don't really care for non-cape fights. Been working out and reading some older hulk comics. Also, have you seen the newest feat Hulk got in PKJ's finale of the Incredible Hulk?

>>151057283
He made the BBC posts above you

SAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM

>MOAH can contend with TOAA/TOBA
>Infernal Hulk ate her
>base Infernal Hulk broke the door and chains made by TOAA himself to keep MOAH trapped
>PKJ, the writer, calls Infernal simply an another alter of the Hulk
>says that the upper limits of Infernal Hulk are so high that they can't be shown on a comic page and that he is limitless
>stronger than Devil, Scar and TOBA Hulk
>Infernal is only part 2 of PKJ's saga
>PKJ also wrote Superman
>says that the knows who would win between the two
Hulk got massive buffs.

>MOAH can contend with TOAA/TOBA
>Infernal Hulk ate her
>base Infernal Hulk broke the door and chains made by TOAA himself to keep MOAH trapped
>PKJ, the writer, calls Infernal simply an another alter of the Hulk
>says that the upper limits of Infernal Hulk are so high that they can't be shown on a comic page and that he is limitless
>stronger than Devil, Scar and TOBA Hulk
>Infernal is only part 2 of PKJ's saga
>PKJ also wrote Superman
>says that the knows who would win between the two
Hulk got massive buffs. There is also part 3 of this and a Hulk event incoming.

>>151057425
Jesus Christ.

>>151057425
Doomsday is fucked.

>>151057425
Steel door level hulk

>>151057425
BOUNDLESS Hulk!!

>>151057425
Nulysisters....

>>151055199
Maker got stomped by Sunspot and his version of Ultimate Sue Storm. I don't think Cyborg Superman got humiliated like this.

>>151055339
Throws a bat-bomb and Spider-KEK dies while MJ rides Batman's BatCock

>>151057425
Oh my god. What the fuck is this shit? It's not even fun anymore. Not even Thor is getting these type of wanking for him. Is PKJ that much of a Hulk dicksucker?

>>151057425
ALMOST as powerful as Kratos (when Kratos holds back)

>>151057448
Yeah, you're going to need Jesus to banish this version of Hulk

>>151057590
Post Kratos destroying a mountain then.

>>151057579
Phoenix Mother Toranos Zeus All Father Gaia Birth Herald of Galactus Cosmic King Utgard Post Ragnorak Thor dies and become just dude LMAO

HULK SMASH

>>151055231
Vegeta is literally a genocidal maniac and went to hell. These creatures don't scare him.

>>151055396
>and another against a they/them character
The Japanese don't use that, nigga.

Hulk vs Thor DB episode

>>151057603
He is here.

>>151057579
Heh, it's HULK's time.

>>151055702
In fact, the series explains that.

>>151055396
Spider-Man (Peter Parker) has no matchup besides a Battle Royale or Batman again.

Ultimate, Maguire, and Insomniac Spider-Man might give 616 a run for his money though.

Sure, he can fight Ben 10 or Blue Beetle, but it's gonna be a stomped without power ups.

>>151055841
>>harribel is the 3rd espada so she would upscale from Ulquiorra
Only his first form; his second transformation was a secret. He is actually the strongest of the ten.

>>151057641
>Ai
>Blasphemy
>Cringe
Never post again

>>151057641
This is offensive

The raped one made a cameo in Jujutsu Kaisen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gILoWjMCLZY

>>151057425
Hulk stocks to the MOON!!!

>>151056903
I forgot to post it because I went to sleep but I found it
episode 44 it happens

toonfags are actually the most dishonest wankers, but nobody challenges them because nobody really cares about toon battles

>>151057676
Kratos is canonically the 2nd coming of Jesus. That’s why he is all powerful and traches us to give up our sinful ways and redeem ourselves

>>151057842
>>151057873
No, he's right.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bD4WubY4g-U&pp=ygUWZ2FtZSBvdmVyIGRlYXRoIGJhdHRsZQ%3D%3D
FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!

What comes to mind when you hear the following phrase.
>"I'm a Sonicbro"

>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!

>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!

>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!

>Wife… in… labor…
>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!

>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!

>>151057425
Based.

>>151058030
>>151058251
KINGtos, Based, Canon

>>151057425
Thorbros....we got turned into a mortal JOBBER!!

Claymore milf needs an opponent

>>151055654
I SAID THAT IMMIGRANTS FROM /DBS/ ARE A BUNCH OF BIG LIPPED BASKETBALL PLAYING WATERMELON-CHICKEN EATING NAAGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

So what is about Kratos that makes his fanboys want to slobber over his testicle so badly?
Is it because he reminds us that we can be better men? His overwhelming compassion? His stunning speed feats? The way he protects the innocent?

>>151058505
He’s the most moral, and the most powerful character in all of /dbg/. He’s a reminder that Good is truly the path of strength, not evil.

Hey lisstroon, there are better way to make friends than to spam reddit reaction images.

>>151056936
Imagine using AI to get bears to cuck.

>>151055396
Green Goblin vs Joker will save Spider-rep

>>151055325
Miku is for Weird Al

>>151056885
Theres an entire trilogy now. Last one is really weird with all these children in bondage scenes and sci-fi mumbo jumbo

I just read a new Springtrap vs Junko blog
what do you mean Agony Will's best feat is destroying a wall?!?!?!?

>>151058686
If he could do more than destroy a wall how would a pizza shop be able to trap and betray him?

>muhh trannies said Junko will win!!!
No one cares. KINGtrap owns this match.

>>151058834
Yeah, remember when blogsissies said that Bardock would stomp Omni-Man WITHOUT Super Saiyan?

>>151058834
Junkosissies...

Post Junko kill her creator and then universe :)

>>151058427
You got any in mind? The ones I think of are obscure

>Search for death battle thread
>First thing I see is Leela with a cock fucking Homer Simpson
What happened to this board?

>>151059015
Kratos broke us.

I'm bored. Which verse should I solo?

>>151059052
Ren and Stimpy.

>>151059052
4 year old Atreus should be—
Wait you’re already dead?

>>151059002
That looks neat what series is that?

>>151055227
That best is Vader btw
>>151055294
Autism
>>151055324
Tbf I think they know that Spidey's big enough to get a matchup on his own sooner or later. The question is what matchup is it. Shilling TMNT (all of them) for him personally.

>>151056354
Been reading Spawn ever since the episode and now I want him to be fed to Clown

>>151058427
My cock

>>151056885
Otto played all of these btw

If Team Wiz loses the MUGEN tournament with a fucking Touhou character on their team they will officially be the biggest jobbers of all time.

>>151059071
That character barely had had any screen time though, it's about a Tomboy Big tittied knight raising a dog boy shota

>>151057635
The Japanese WILL use it. Or else.

>>151058865
Only too well

>>151058865
blogsissies also said Springtrap won before
I'm pretty sure the new one just removed Glitchtrap which did hard counter Junko

Post Springtrap destroying a wall ;P

>>151058531
If they're so good, then why haven't they transitioned yet? Being cis in 2025 is fascist.

>>151059156
Uh series?

>>151059156
Awe thats unfortunate

>>151059071
From this series. ‘Luna Princess of the Beastkin’. Connections to Teresa and Claymore are
>kidnapped as a child to be a slave soldier
>experimented on to give her hybrid monstrous powers
>Mother of main character
>Goddess of a cult or worshipped as a Goddess
>blonde and fights with a claymore

>>151059194
Kratos has always been FtM

Springtrap would die first if he had to play Junko's killing game
Meanwhile Junko could effortlessly survive 5 nights at Freddy's

>>151059052
GOHAN LOOK OUT!

^

>>151059240
Truly she has become a Better Man. Kratos is proud.

>>151059188
The old blog only had 4 people in it and one of the votes was undecided, that barely counts.

>>151059240
Name one thing wrong with being trans

I remember people here hating Junko vs Springtrap because both FNAF and Danganronpa are Zoomer franchises
What happened? Are do we have actual arguments about it now?

>>151059302
Death Battle caved to zoomer franchises. And is it any more zoomer than MHA or Chainsaw Man?

>>151059210
Does she fuck the shota?

>>151059302
Zoomers rule the world now unc

>>151059324
No but her sister does

>>151059302
Danganronpa is a boomer franchise, it's been around since 2010. Most of those zoomers weren't even in school yet when it was big.

Look at all the laundry Springtrap will have to wash after Junko is done with him...

>>151059370
I know someone who will wash that laundry for him.

>>151057425
>he is toaa level!
>also struggles to destroy a steel dor
High outerversal door

>>151059407
Steel Door Level Eldritch being

KINGulk...

>>151059302
Basically
>DB announces new champions ballot centered around characters
>people immediately assume that Afton is going to win it which brings attention to Junko vs Springtrap
>we have actual danganfags here so anons get invested in the argument
>Springtrap's initial arguments for winning revolve around muh novels and lore which leads to people making Kratos style shitposts about him
>people look into the novels and find out he's barely wall level, jobs to rocks and has some sort of pregnancy hax which makes the matchup even funnier
>people now like the matchup and Springtrap ironically
>discord Mikutrannies mass downvoted Springtrap during the ballots' second phase so even more people are on his side now

>>151057425
FUARKKKKKKK!!!

>>151057425
Mother of all horrors cannot contend with TOAA/TOBA.
The entire backstory and the only thing she ever did was get btfo by them. She has a weakness to green flame because TOAA specifically made TOBA to torture her onesidedly because she made him mad.

>>151059491
Very fuckable lips right there

>>151059502
But that’s a man…

>>151059511
a Better Man.

>>151059511
Better Men do not discriminate against the queer community by being straight or refusing to date trans women.

>>151057425
>he is limitless
No offense but doesn't that mean nothing with Nolimitsman and Infinite Power Kirby. I guess it doesn't matter with DB's outerversal Hulk

>>151057425
Hulkbitch getting uppity again...

>>151059567
FUARKKKKKK!!! CHADulk no-diffs Clark that EASILY!!!??..

>>151059436
I like FNAF unironically and making featfags seethe is a nice bonus

>>151057425
GODzilla vs Hulk is a never ending arms race.

>>151059612
An arms race that Hulk has never actually won.

Post Hulk defeating a saiyan

Post a saiyan defeating a man with a red cape.

Post a saiyan breaking a steel door.

>>151059589
You can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose... And show you just how murderous I really am. WAKU WAKU!

Post a white guy having anything bigger than a 2 inch penis

>>151059653
Bejitabros... are forgotten...

>>151059663
BRING IT!!

>>151059689
“BRING I—ACK!!” Hulk said, as microwave lasers disintegrated his brain instantaneously

Now that the dust has settled, was it correct?

>>151059707
>something GODulk TANKS
Yup!!!

>>151059732
Yes.

>>151059754
Post Hulk tanking Wolverine’s kittyslaps.

>>151059732
wasn't the verdict
>both are equals but Wanda is a sperg

Post Superman tanking Silver Bashee yelling at him

>Harley wants BIG HULK COCK
I thought she was a dyke.

Oh fuck... Superman's lost it... HULK, RUN!

>>151059296
You perpetuate sexism, encourage the overwhelming propensity of males to be degenerate by giving them unfettered access to women's spaces and peddle bunk science made to line the bourgeoisie's pockets by commodifying even the most basic units of identity while also both butchering and twisting both actual progressive and regressive non-Western views on gender roles to fit your narrative.

Jokerbros........
Ivysisters.....

>>151059796
You break BUILDING GOOD!!!

>>151059808
Harley simps for everyone. She literally had an orgy where she was the only woman being gangbanged by 100 men. She’s the biggest slut in all of DC.

Tldr not an achievement

>>151059822
Wrong, that's Lois

>>151059773
Yeah basically.
“to reach max power Wanda needs to tap into the Life force”
“tapping into the Life Force drives her insane”
“Strange defeated her in this state because the mental nerf is more than the magic buff”

>>151059822
That's Selina.

>>151059822
that’s KINGTOS

>>151055169 (OP)
WHO THE LITERAL FUCK ARE THERE RETARDS
CHARACTERS AREN'T AUTOMATICALLY RELEVANT JUST BECAUSE THEY APPEAR IN SOME CAPEVOMIT STORIES

>>151059754
>>something GODulk TA-

what does miku's opponents have to counter with against her BIG THROBBING COCK (and apparently also has explosive cumshots)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjE2jukwO2g

>>151059918
>Heroes Reborn
>not the real GODulk

>>151059938
/dbs/ parlance on capeshit characters is so gay

>>151059337
>zoomer trying to move the goalpost on what counts as a zoomer again
KWAB

>>151059522
....fucked my wife.

>>151059337
Nobody cared about Danganronpa until early zoomers watched the anime and built the current fandom from there. Current zoomers probably didn't even watch the anime or played the games, it's either osmosis from xitter/trooncord or porn, usualy both.

>>151060039
…who was born male

>>151059796
He's gonna destroy Shitku's anus again!

>>151060041
People back then cared about Danganronpa so much they were translating the game and posting the dialogue on somethingawful just so they could experience it and it blew up on tumblr too. Zoomers barely care about Danganronpa because there hasn't been a new game in 8 years.

>>151060041
Danganronpa's popularity peaked with Super Danganronpa 2, the anime came after that.

Remembering how Torrian always shits on Rooster Teeth for his awful experience there but loves Death Battle and the people behind it got me thinking, would Ben Singer have been a better showrunner for Gen Lock or even RWBY?

How hard will DB wank Doctor Strange when he returns? Should we expect him to also be a gorillion layers into multiverse level and all that?

Could Phoenix Wright beat Danganronpa?

>>151060131
He could figure out any of the trials but would get mindbroken by Junko

>>151055169 (OP)
WOAH WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN RETARD WITH A HELMET AND SUPERMAN.EXE? THIS IS THE REAL QUESTION EVERYONE IS ASKING!!!

>>151060131
He clears Trigger happy havoc with ease and forces Junko to try eliminate him the same way she tried to do with Kirigiri
He clears Super Danganronpa 2 up until 2-5 (Nagito's murder suicide) nobody but Chiaki and Hinata would be able to solve that case because you need the specific proof and context for how Nagito's luck works.
In New Danganronpa V3 he would solve the first murder for real, Catching Tsumugi instead of incriminating Kaede, he might have difficulty with Ryoma's case but otherwise he would clear up until 3-5 (Kaito and Oma's mystery murder/suicide) I don't know if he could solve that because, once again, you need to know who Kaito is as a person to even begin to scratch the truth, and even that knowledge might put you on the wrong path.

>>151060159
Doom...

>capeshitters will go "HUHH? WHO IS THAT? I DUN KNO DAT CHARACTA THEY TOO OBSCURE FOR GAY BATTLE" with Maka or Buffy
>irrelevant shitty 90s comic character that no one knows about gets on the show
>WOAAAHHHH THIS FIGHT FINNA SLAP!

>millenialsisters still seething about their flop episodes
KWAB!

>>151060344
Yo 'troon what Seiya episode are we watching today?

>>151060047
...named Asura

Mind status?

>>151060438
listfag doesn't watch Saint Seiya or play Final Fantasy. he's a wiki merchant

>L-L-L-LISTROON
You're becoming very predictable
Tell me to kill myself next

>>151060459
3-0 in Kratos' favor

>>151060466
Kill yourself listroon!

>>151059544
TRVKE!!! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.

You know if you aren't listtroon, you can just stop responding when someone calls your name, listtroon

>>151060462
He's a spic I'm sure he's seen at least one episode

So when will Yang snap Maka's neck for icing her sister?

Chudtos killed a furfag Indian, what's /dbg/'s problem?

>>151060527
If he's a 90s kid from a Latin American country then it's likely. His character selection is just weird

This right here is the reason Yugi will have a better chance of winning

>>151060565
it should've been Greek Kratos

>>151060683
so what if this happens? >>151057827

>>151060683
Ash's Pokemon can bring him back from the dead. Does Yugi himself have any revival feats?

>>151060704
It is extremely unlikely to happen since Ash would have to try and target his cards directly. And even then, if he has a trap card laid down, that plan will backfire.

>>151060716
>chilling in afterlife in Egypt
>shows up again in DSOD
yup

>>151060716
What happens if Yugi kills Ash's Pokemon?

>>151060451
...their favorite lover.

>>151060751
What happens if Ash's Pokemon destroy his cards?

>>151060716
Atem was chilling in the spirit world and came down from Egyptian heaven to help Yugi kill this ugly son of a bitch. Hell, Seto found a way to travel to the realm where Atem is just so he could duel him.

>>151060765
Has Ash ever commanded his Pokemon to attack his enemy's Pokeballs of knock them out of their hands?

Why do you niggers always jerk off Atem, when it's Yugi who basically won all of the fights? Atem only made Yugi confident, but all the strategies were on Yugi. It was Yugi who suggested the battle plan against Pegasus, it was Yugi who defeated Atem in the finale, it was Yugi who toyed with Diva and Kaiba in DSOD, and it was Yugi who defeated the god cards.

>>151060835
They think the Death Battle will be Atem mind crushing Ash for no reason and torturing him

>>151060835
What difference does it make when they're both in the fight

>>151060858
>for no reason
They're fighting to the death.

>>151060765
Considering how durable dueling cards are, he'd have a hard time destroying them through elemantal effects such as fire or water alone.

>>151060871
Do you seriously believe Yugi vs Ash is going a match where they're both out for blood?
>B-BUT IT'S A DEATH BATTLE
Miles vs Deku was them sparring. Of course it will end with a death but every Death Battle doesn't start with someone saying they're going to rip their opponent's heart out and feed it to them.

>>151060870
Mostly Atem is piggy back riding off of Yugi's strategies, reminder that Atem and Yugi shared a mind together for a long time. Yet in the end, Yugi defeating Atem proves he was a superior duelist against Atem. The DSOD movie just proves that Yugi is capable duelist on his own, and merely lacks the magical protection and powers. Yugi alone defeats Ash.

I hate it how people jerk off Atem, but keep forgetting the fact that Yugi was the brains behind the operations, and took over by the end of his series.

>>151060858
does Atem even mind crush people later on when he becomes more chill?

>>151060927
No

>>151060904
>is going a match
The animation doesn't reflect the actual fight, by the way
Mind Crush is obviously going to be a factor in the decision of who's the winner, even if the animation isn't just "Atem tortures Ash for 3 minutes"

>>151060891
high complex outerversal ocean

>>151055169 (OP)
More than "Evil Reed Richards", I think Cyborg Superman is the closest thing to Doctor Doom from Marvel. After all, Dr Doom is like an evil counterpart of Reed Richards.

>>151060998
May as well compare him to Vector

>>151060871
The newer death battle at least tries to keep things semi-reasonable, so I doubt it will go the same route as Red vs. Tai. It's more likely Ash will end up biting off more than he can chew and Yugi bidding him farewell and saying he was an honorable opponent before Ash becomes permanently unconscious and his soul ends up in ghost Egypt.

>>151060965
There was a character in GX (Damon) who handpicked cards through a fucking waterfall

>>151061009
>The newer death battle at least tries to keep things semi-reasonable
Again, the animation doesn't match the results.
Galactus vs Unicron literally ends with them saying "the only way Galactus could permanently kill Unicron is with the Ultimate Nullifier" and then Galactus just eats Unicron in the video.
They are going to consider the Mind Crush even if it's not used in the animation. They'll probably cover it under abilities. "Ash really didn't have any answer for some of Yugi's more crazy tricks, like the Penalty Games or his mind manipulation! Point to Yugi!"

>>151060961
I think mind crush is something to consider but I don't think it's going to be the complete deciding factor. Like other anons have said. Yugi is a better duelist than Atem. Most talking points is who is better at dueling/battling. I think Yugi outclasses Ash but I can see why it's debatable. Coping exclusively on mind crush is like those retards coping on Ash beating up Yugi.

>>151061008
That too, certainly.

Problem is, the human self of Hank and his team would be the equivalent of U-Foes, while the robotic boby of Cyborg Superman would be the counterpart of Doctor Doom in his armor.

>>151061080
>>The newer death battle at least tries to keep things semi-reasonable
I was talking character portrayal-wise

This scared the PokeRATS

What's a good Halo vs GoW matchup? I'm in the mood for classic 7th gen rivalries today.

>>151060923
Atem takes care of the small fodder like Weevil

>>151061085
>Yugi is a better duelist than Atem. Most talking points is who is better at dueling/battling. I think Yugi outclasses Ash but I can see why it's debatable.
It's a mixed debate of
>How would Yugi fair against Ash
>How would Atem fair against Ash
And
>How would Ash fair against Yami Yugi/Yugi Motou

>>151061009
>The newer death battle at least tries to keep things semi-reasonable


PFFFFFTT hahaha it's funny you believe that.

>PokeTRANNIES
>YugiSPICS

>>151061149
Just start spamming your AI images of Kratos, Asurasissy

>>151061154
You say that as if being Mexican is worse than cutting your tits off

>>151061130
those look pretty good for CAWs

>>151061130
Does he need more humiliation?

>>151058505
He’s cute, simple as.

>>151059822
>She literally had an orgy where she was the only woman being gangbanged by 100 men.
Was that the time she sucked and fucked an entire room full of cosplayers?
>>151060106
I can't remember any production issues that were a result of Ben, so I think he's one of the more competent show runners that were at RT. Then again, running Death Battle asks for a lot less than a serialized show like RWBY that needs character development and an overarching plot on top of action scenes.
>>151060556
I don't know, she didn't seem too bothered when Ruby offed herself. I'm sure she doesn't mind.

>>151061170
>ftms
>not mtfs

Post Ash tanking a bullet to the head.

>>151061180
Kratos is asking her to peg him here

Our heroes everyone

>I-I-IN THAT ONE EPISODE ASH WAS TOO STUPID TO GET MIND CONTROLLED SO HE HAS MIND HAX RESISTANCE!!!
Here's someone dumber than Ash getting mind raped btw :)

>>151061193
wow why would MONSTERgi do that!?!

>>151061214
...him being Master KEK btw

>>151061180
I thought Cortana was the one getting cuckqueaned in the tv series

>>151061233
It's a DEATH Battle

Who started the “:)” here? I love it, kek.

>>151061163
Kill yourself listroon!

>>151061226
>calling GODey stupid
Gents... KILL this imbecile. At once.

>>151061233
That's maximillium pegasus

>>151061234
why do you hate Master Chief?

>>151058223
Falseflagging.

>>151061038
didn't a later episode have Chaz's entire deck be fucked up by a small puddle?

>>151061243
I would say that meme was created by a secondary who doesn't understand Halo lore, but then again, I'm pretty actual Halo fans act like the TV show doesn't exist either.

I SUMMON POT OF GREED

Do that dance I like and maybe you'll get a respectful deathq

>>151061269
As you command my lord.

>>151061273
Mister Cheeks?

>>151061234
Miss, KINGtos does not have such a fragile masculinity that he'd deny himself the pleasures of a proper prostate massage. Masculinity is fascist anyway. Real men love it when QVEENS are dominant.

>>151061170
yes

Finn the CHADman is universal bear level btw

>>151061309
no. Mastur Ch33f

>>151061324
Canon

Reimu the Shrine Maiden of CHADradise is outerversal river level btw

>>151061324
No lies detected.

>>151061397
Asura lost to a canon fag?

>>151056957
The problem with Dante losing is that this outcome still wouldn't fix Dante vs. Bayonetta, and that would imply to Death Battle normies that the Kamiya-verse as a whole is weaker than the FF-verse, when the most powerful Bayonetta characters could have defeated FF's top tiers instead. Death Battle could ruin the image of Kamiya games as a whole, just like how they fooled normies into thinking that Bleach doesn't beat Naruto. Also, Death Battle insisting so much on DMC is weird, when not only Bayonetta, but also Okami, and arguably Viewtiful Joe, depending on how you interpret movie magic, have more powerful leads than Dante.

At least we see planetary and multiversal destruction in Bayonetta, plus she destroys Platinum's offices in the third game. In VJ, you can argue that each movie is a whole world or universe by itself, while in Okami, you can create stars and control the Sun and Moon. Even W101 has bosses who can casually blow up moons or Earth, and has Kamiya as part of the playable cast. But DMC lacks all of that.

>>151061437
>and that would imply to Death Battle normies that the Kamiya-verse as a whole is weaker than the FF-verse
Death Battle just has to admit they were wrong about Dante vs Bayonetta

>>151061388
Why wasn't she the Touhou rep for Champion Island?

>>151061404
He's not the best at fighting opponents who are biologically female, like Kratos

>>151061357
NO ONE CARES ABOUT ADVENTURE TIME

>>151061452
Why would they admit something that isn't true?

>>151061437
I mean the obvious answer to this is just
>make Dante like city level and say all of his universal arguments suck or are irrelevant
>bring Bayo back and make her multiversal

>>151061490
Post Dante destroying a planet :)

What coping mechanism will you use when Kamen Rider Geats defeats Bayonetta?

I can't think of a character who deserves a bigger fraud check then Dante.

>>151061544
Sonic
Which is funny given he's already been fraudchecked to oblivion twice, but maybe the third time will stick

>>151061506
I…………can’t…

>>151061506
>Post Dante destroying a planet :)
Forget a planet, people cannot even post Dante destroying a city. And no character in DMC ever destroys something as big as the Moon or Earth.

>>151061544
Dio

>>151061565
>Which is funny given he's already been fraudchecked to oblivion twice
When?

>>151061613
Nah Alushit deserved it

Stop asking me to destroy mountains and planets, you know I can’t :(

>>151061625
Mario vs Sonic 2
Wally vs Sonic

>>151061644
Oh yeah I forgot Wally vs Sonic was a thing.

>>151061635
Alucard got wanked too but Dio more so

>>151061638
KYYYYYYYYYYLE RAAAYNEEEEER!

Holy FVCK...

>>151061655
Sonicfags did too since they got assblasted even harder there than they did vs Mario

For those curious, Kamiya hasn't posted anything to promote the upcoming Death Battle. My guess is that he still hates DB and will choose to silently ignore them this time, just like how he ignored Netflix's DMC.

>>151061657
Alucard has been wanked long before and long after that fight
I will take 1500x FTL DIO if it means never having to hear about a shitty vampire and character like Alucard being anything more than a wall level jobber ever again

>>151061597
>And no character in DMC ever destroys something as big as the Moon or Earth.

I don't think any GoW characters have done anything like that onscreen, either, unless you count illusions and that one intro in Ascension that got retcon.

>GoW out of actual literal NOWHERE
post anyone in DMC flipping a temple

Post Dio destroying a road roller :D

>>151061674
>since they got assblasted even harder there
Why are we trying to rewrite history here? Wasn't it flashffags that were panicking at the thought of a hedgehog fraudchecking DC?

>>151061750
Ok

>>151061707
Wut. So it's a personal grudge you have against a fictional character?

>>151061404
>f*g
We do not say that word in these halls.

>>151061752
>flashffags
Kwab!

>>151061752
they turned into conspiracy theorists before the episode even came out. powerfagging is legitimately all they have

>>151061779
>personal
I don't think I've ever met anyone who ever actually liked Hellsing
Anyone with a BMI under 30 that is

>same IP
Why are you replying to yourself bud?

>>151061684
Speaking of, I swear there was a video where Kamiya said he wanted to make Dante vs Bayonetta alongside other sequels to Viewtiful Joe, Okami and the like

>>151061638
Literally every single character to ever exist...

>>151061819
Brother, what are you talking about?

>>151061850
…except me.

>>151061857
I'm calling Alucardfags fat and retarded
and Hellsing is a shit series

>>151061877
Asura...

>>151061877
Reimu...

>>151061877
Literally nobody...

>>151061878
Tell me what you don't like about Hellsing

>>151061638
Sonic...

>>151061843
That's up to the publishers and companies with the rights to the characters. For example, SEGA and Capcom are the ones who would've to approve and fund a DMC x Bayonetta crossover, and then the publishers would need to decide who gets to develop it. Nowadays, it would be either Clover or those at Platinum Games.

>>151061887
>elephants, metal doors, mountains, planets, stars
Someone stop that MONSTER!

>>151055169 (OP)
Does Hank Henshaw get the Phantom Ring or the 5 Yellow Rings?

>>151061734
I can't...this is the best onscreen strength feat Dante's got...

Bring me A-Train

>>151061918
Kratos effortlessly overpowered the full strength of Atlas who can hold the entire universe with his hands so this isn't impressive

>>151061938
They really would have been better off just letting DevilArtemis keep Kratos v Asura as his own personal project to work on at his leisure and just replacing Kratosura with some other episode...

....fat sissy ass.... i need.... wobbly sissy fuckmeat....

>>>>>effortlessly
>>>>>universe

>>151061970
Darkseid.......

...

>>151061799
>>151061883
All I did was accidentally press F twice

>>151061982
noncanon

>>151061970
Darkseid designing and writing his absolute DC characters...

>>151061944
Man the fact that this is the first strength feat used for Dante really makes me feel like this isn't going to go well for him

>>151061944
I-I COULD NEVER DO THIS

>>151061982
>GREEKtos
Coward

>>151062009
DMC5 Dante...

>>151062009
Mundus...

>>151057425
KINGLY and DOOMSDAY is STRONGER than this btw.

>>151061978
>>151061990
Yup yup!

>>151061982
>GREEKtos
Brave

>Destroys Ash and his entire team with one spell card 10 seconds into the fight
>Ash sobs uncontrollably while he watches his Pokemon die one by one, some exploding, some of their guts falling out, some burning to death, some boiling alive, some being cut into pieces
>Ash's chest cut open, his guts fall out and he and Pikachu hopelessly try to put his organs back inside
>Ash and Pikachu burn so slowly and painfully they can't even cry or scream anymore and finally collapse turning into ash themselves (heh)
>The spell card has an effect that makes each attosecond feel like 100,000 years so even though Ash dies within a few minutes, it feels like an eternity
>Stray shots start to kill Ash's friends and family who were watching the match
>All of their souls get sent to the Shadow Realm to suffer for all of eternity
>Yugi looks up at the sky and smiles
>"Wow Ash...you truly were the very best......like no one ever was...."
I love respectful deaths

Is Vergil the straightest DMC character besides his son? I'm pretty sure he'd pump and dump a lot of women if he made it out of Dmc3 alive

>>151062034
>IESLB

>>151057425
>A steel door took four strikes from gigawanked Hulk
That means that door is multiversal at it's weakest.

>Shadow Realm
Does not exist.

Is there a bigger fuck you card than this

>>151062040
Kino. Reddit approves of this.

>>151061984
Actual ESLs and poos are desperate to divert attention from themselves whenever someone fat fingers an extra letter.

GOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!

>>151062087
>admits to being a fat mexican
Kekkyroo!

>>151062072
The canonical CHADub says it does.

>>151062100
I'd rather be a fat broke retarded Mexican than the world's most successful poo.

>>Shadow Realm
>Does not exist.
Don't make me tap the sign

>>151062143
Good thing Shitnic's fanbase is full of both!

I love being a white GOD fucking every brown woman in the Indian subcontinent

>>151062181
KINGtos...

>>151062181
Mortal CHADor...

>>151062186
Kratos is black o algo

Clive and Yugi won

Dante and Ash lost

>>151062227
Literally made of aura

>>151061965
Nah, the script was dogshit. And the storyboard was ass. DA fixing the animation errors wouldn't have this dumpsterfire.

>>151062252
How does he do it, bros?

>>151062295
I want a bigger mindbreak, should've stayed "disrespectful"

>>151055169 (OP)
Enough capeshit. Gimme Dennis vs Yuji

>>151062295
>The most iconic DB of all time
>dumpsterfire
Be better.

Kratos won.

The winner...is Kratos.

>>151055515
Saber is 1-C
Sit down, worm.

Post Kratos making a new thread

>>151062155
>>151062180
Yugi doesnt need the shadow realm (which doesnt exist in the original japanese) he can just use magic and monster cards and tell em to kill Ash directly.

>>151062073
mirror force is more devastating imo. It made my 10 year old self rage seeing all the cool monsters i managed to summon in atk position just get popped

The bread…

So the evil alternate Marks and their Universes are very weak compared to the normal Universe? Since they were all killed pretty easily?

Kratos is baking the bread. Listen and learn.

>>151062405
Seems so. Its kinda of a reach to imagine that a single evil invincible could have taken over the main universe, really.

Yugi won

>>151057552
>Non-canon shit
Meanwhile canonically she cucks Batsimp for ol Spidey.
Better luck next time, DCucks....

>>151057660
The TMNT.

>>151062181
Based.

>>151061938
Best episode this season. Tied with Kyle vs Simon.