13 results for "60b34d5bcb79841416a8a7f92fcf6086"
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!

>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!

>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!

>Wife… in… labor…
>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!

>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!
ENOOOOOUUUGHHH!!!
THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN AND TREATING THEM LIKE TROPHIES TO BE WON BY FINN WILL STOP....NOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!
>ask a crazy god of war for help in defeating barbarians to save sparta.
>he does that but now owns you
>uses you to carry out blasphemous deeds
>wants you to burn a village who worship Athena
>places your wife and daughter in that village so you may accidentally kill them and in doing so, cut the emotional ties that hold you back
>you kill your wife and daughter accidently
>village oracle laughs at you and curses you to carry the ashes of your dead wife and daughter on your skin for eternity
>these ashes are all over your body. Your scrotum, your foreskin, your asshole and your taint too
>years go by and details become murky but keep having nightmares every night
>lose sleep
>whenever you pee without pulling the foreskin back, you are peeing on you family's dead ashes
>whenever you take a shit, your shit is touching your dead family's ashes of your buttcheeks and asshole
>have sex with multiple women to dull the nightmares and the horror
>whenever the women suck your penis, lick your balls or taint or give you a rimjob, they were licking your dead wife and daughter's dry crusty ashes stuck to your skin.
>Athena tells you all of your sins will be forgiven if you collected the Pandora's box and killed ares
>complete task
>Goddess who promised she would help you tells you to read the fine print
>apparently she never said anything about the forgetting his sins or curing his nightmares
>jump from the highest mountain in Olympus
>saved by Athena and made the new God of war
>can't even die in peace and the nightmares still continue plus the burden of being a God placed upon you
Poor kratos.
>>723654761
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
MY WIFES SON IS READING COMICS AGAIN
>>722942808
Install God of War Ragnarok. Have sex when she becomes a better man.
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!

>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!

>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!

>Wife… in… labor…
>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!

>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!
Who would you cast as Kratos?
>>539078296
NOOOOOOOOOO
I WANT SUNSFAN AND SYNDAREN!!! WE MUST HAVE BETTER MEN CASTERS!
GOOOOOODS
>>149938970
Wrong
>>716355286
GOOOOOOOOOOODS
>GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSS! WHERE ARE MY FEATS?