Thread 151076994

>relatable
>cute
What's not to love?

>>151076994 (OP)
I would totally fuck him up the ass

Trans.

>>151076994 (OP)
goofy unc crush

>>151077344
You and me both though I'm pretty sure Norbert already has.

>>151077440
Rocko and Norbert are such a cute couple

>>151077440
>>151077480
>single artist has monopoly on shipping art
Based

>>151077630
It's also some good art. I gotta see if there's a more convenient way to read some of the multi-page comics they've made.

likes rainbows

>>151077344
You'll have to wait for him coming back from work

>>151077440
Wrong
Norb is a bottom

>>151076994 (OP)
The australian accent

>>151079566
dubs of truth

>>151079579
Better than a British "accent".

>>151079378
Okay now I want to fuck him in the ass too

>>151081203
Made for passionate cuddle-fucking.

>>151076994 (OP)
How about i fucking kill you,you insufferable grooming furnigger. I'm tired of these fucking threads everyday. You're the bane of my existence,i hate retards like you so much. Every time I have to see your threads I feel like I'm banging my head against a wall. I just can't deal with you anymore. You've gotten me to the worst point in my life. just go back to your dogshit garbage heap of a board you fucking cartoon watching furry manchild piece of shit already

>>151081203
ZAMN

>>151081834

>this faggot is mad about a thread he purposely entered to be mad about

LOL. what a fuckin turd!

>>151076994 (OP)
This guy was Spongebob before Spongebob. Great part of my childhood. Taught me what Chokie Chicken meant.

>>151081834
>adult character
>grooming

>>151082658
What if we want to groom Rocko with a brush? Ever thought of that, huh?

>>151079378
Sauce?

>>151083441
artist is darkwolf79
found this on the furfag site, post number 5824415

>>151083483
Thanks, anon. I don't usually go looking for stuff like this but the artstyle is nice.

>>151083675
anytime, chief

anyways, to steer things away from wanting to fuck the wallaby back to his senses, it's nice rewatching the show as an adult
i don't think i've ever laughed hard at a cartoon before

>>151080374
DAMN, you too???

>>151076994 (OP)
>part time job at a comic shop and can afford to rent a house
Not relatable

Were millennials so horny for Rocko because the show itself was so horny?

>>151076994 (OP)
I want to fuck that wallaby.

Porn unironically convinced me that the married frog MILF lusting after him was a running gag but it was 1 ep baka

I'd kill philbert and fuck the shit out of Paula

>>151087171
only if there's censorship bars

Isn't this a tranny cartoon?

>>151087171
You and most people in this thread, bud.

>>151088340
Many want to be inside him

>>151081302
>passionate cuddle-fucking
The best kind of sex

>>151076994 (OP)
odd story, but I was watching Rocko's Modern Life when I became "self-aware", I distinctly remember, even in my distant and hazy child memory, of sitting there and going from "ha ha lights on the TV" to "Oh, I'm sitting here, I'm alone in this room, and I am currently 'Watching Television', and I will stop doing that later" as opposed to just wandering from one activity to another in child-ness.

>>151087607
Thats the best part. You dont ha eto kill philbert. He'll do nothing to stop you from plowing his wife. He'll probably even make snacks.

>>151089079
It's a shame half of the art with him is anything but.

>>151076994 (OP)
Rocko_Filbert_Hefger_hardcore_bdsm_sexo.jpeg

>>151090727
Fitting for the style of the cartoon

It's a shame there are no drawfags on /co/ who are into drawing cute male characters. Oh well...

>>151090727
RoughRockoBondageRapeSex.png

>>151090753
>bdsm
>>151092322
>bondage

Gross. The best sex is loving sex, not imitation rape.

>>151093127
Amen!

>>151081834
>You've gotten me to the worst point in my life.
bro really? furfags on an imageboard did that?

>>151093127
Rocko_Bound_Fisted_Milked_HardBeating.mov

>>151076994 (OP)
Reminder that if you ever watched Reno 911 that Officer Garcia was the voice of Rocko. He was also the voice of the Taco Bell Chihuahua (yo quiero Taco Bell).

>>151093663
He's so cute, bros...

>>151094011
Well shit the more ya know.

It's the sound of his shoes when he walks, for me.

>>151094011
>>151094032
Now that I think about it, Reno 911 was kind of ahead of it's time since it was basically a combination of the shows COPS and The Office except it existed before the American version of the Office.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6dWG18HnOo
https://youtu.be/dC675ZKTzMI

>>151094545
damn I forgot how fucking funny that show was, the dog killing bit is fucking hysterical

>>151093663
>Norbert gets to have sex with this cutie

What a lucky beaver

>>151093127
Bondage is fun and consensual : >

WEE WEE

>>151096182
Based

>>151077344
I liked hat one short loop of hefer's dad doing that to him.

Rocko on paheal.

>>151096491
Sauce?

>>151096182
It's only "consensual" because they don't want prison time and have to settle for less. It's a rape/torture fetish at it's core. There's a reason why BDSM is the fetish all serial killers have.

>>151096657
Shit take and boring sex

>>151097036
If you need to bring tools into sex to get off then you're bad at sex. If you need to simulate rape and torture to get off, then you're a bad person.

>>151079464
>one artist keeping rocko alive with shitpost art

>>151096519
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6015846

>>151097146
Thanks, anon. Damn, Mr. Wolfe finishes quick.

>>151097146
the gargoyles animations this guy does have done irreparable damage to my sexual wellbeing

>>151097197
Would be better if they were just Brooklyn with human men

>>151097146
He is a premature ejaculator

>>151097120
nerd

>>151096057
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

GOD I WISH I WAS ROCKO'S FAT

the thought of Rocko giving me a couple of flowers and blushing is making me feel things, and I think that's a sign I have smoked too many dabs and I should go to bed soon

>>151098946
>ywn get to accept flowers from a blushing Rocko
>ywn get to lazily watch a movie or two before sleeping on the couch
>ywn never get to enjoy coffee with him in the morning before he has to leave for work

>>151099185
fuck you fuck you fuck you how dare you

>>151099412
IT HURTS ME TOO, ANON. NOT JUST YOU.

>>151099428
look I'm mostly attracted to women, but I would be a hypocrite not to admit that there's something very attractive about a hardworking, honest, compassionate, well-meaning guy with a steady job who has a cute dog and he's SMALL and he's WEIRDLY CUTE alright I'm gonna go shoot myself

>>151099452
There's nothing wrong with being attracted to a guy like that.
And don't forget one of the most important parts: you can nerd out about /co/ stuff with him.

>>151099599
oh my god, I know, like I just know I'm a fucking Filburt, like if I was in that universe I'd be one of the doofuses at his comic shop, and I'd just absolutely fucking be his househusband, he'd be so fuckin' taken care of, and I don't feel too bad or weird about admitting that because I've always known I was bisexual, but I'm outwardly so traditionally straight that it does feel a little bit awkward

>>151099626
You and me both, except I'm just an outright fag that's outwardly straight.
Real talk, though, I wonder if he'd be alright with horror movies...

>>151099857
ugh, him getting jumpy and I put my arm around his shoulders and I'm warm and he leans in ugh

>>151099873
And he snuggles up extra close after the movies are over so he doesn't get nightmares...
god i think i finally understand the shipfag mentality

>>151076994 (OP)
I'm an artist from israel and this is my art
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6727857

>>151099908
>ywn get to set an alarm to wake up earlier than your hardworking, honest husband so you can make him breakfast before he gets up, because you want to support him when he goes to work to bring home the bacon
why live, bros

>>151100018
isn'trael

>>151100018
this is a certified svenniehoek birdie drama lottie canihavepromo problematic groomer ragebait artist moment frfr no cap bro 67 heckin wholesome chungus o algo

>>151100019
Maybe one day some guy like Rocko will come around in both our respective walks of life. Don't give up hope, anon.

>>151100100
>woahjacks from the 'party on the mongolian mignola basketweaving tranime right-wingwebsite
Oh nonoononono, svenniexisters what's this??????

>>151100294
>>151100100
>>151100018
the fuck is this tiktok fnaf among us wholesome chungus keanu moment living thomstone homestar runner lankybox superwholock dagames amazing digital pomni murder drones five nights at walten files garten of banban helluva boss ape nft roblox dandys world diddyblud labubu italian brainrot tung tung tralalero sahur meowbahh bella the wolf rizz sigma boy phonk benjixscarlett sprunki esl pedo jartycuck fnf lesotho sharty o algo gacha life ren and stimpy rocko's modern life spumco slaptick mega babies yucky duck uncle duck duckman space goofs mugman pike lagoon tiny toons animaniacs problems solverz brothers grunt flub camp lazlo the loud house revamped mean spirited oneyplays who framed roger rabbit drawn together itchy and scratchy cartoonmania lenstar ed edd n eddy 2 stupid dogs courage looney tunes earthworm jim bump in the night cory in the house ratz x duck x what a cartoon kaput and zosky corneil and bernie yakkity yak kappa mikey leaderdog catdog spongebob bonkers wacky world of tex avery fanboy and chumchum get blake clone high mr gollum shnookums and meat the raccoons pike lagoon pig goat banana cricket too loud zumomo to nupepe cow and chicken pickle and peanut sanjay and craig johnny test ttgo frumplequest blonic nickcheezy breadwinners robot and monster lego mixels bunsen is a cartoonmania bubsy poohs adventures scumbob goanimate calliou gets grounded mr enter phatomstrider pieguyrulz saberfart panpizza funny cartoon show 2 electric boogaloo crock of shit of a threadmaxxing thread on 4cuck?????????

Favorite Rocko episode now!

>>151100203
Oh come on, ol' pal. Things ain't so bad. At least he's got some good art, for the most part.
>>151100720
A hard tie between "Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic" or "Hair Licked".

>>151076994 (OP)
>relatable
>what's not to love
Why would you want to relate to something you love? Wanting a best friend to fuck is peak mental illness. True love is the appreciation for 'other' not faux-narcissism. Peak homo-hours.

>>151076994 (OP)
I found Rocko's forgotten nipponese successor, Zumomo.

>>151101532
Don't forget about his cousin, Rin Goek

>>151100846
They're perfect for each other

Rocko spread eagle on my bed.

>>151079464
Now this is art.

>>151081834
>goes on the cartoon board
>sees cartoon character
>immediately gets mad

>>151087594
Besides the banned episode there was like 4 other times.

>>151076994 (OP)
I AM THE CHEESE!
I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW!!!
I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND BALONEY COMBINED!!!!!!!!!!!

I blame Rocko, Tiny Toons and Angry Beavers for frying my barians and making me attracted to anthro men. These assholes ruined my life fuck them.

>>151094545
>>151094695
People thinking it was a show like COPS is the funniest thing to me.

>missed the chance to post this on Halloween
fuck

>>151100720
how did they get away with this

>>151104714
>how did they get away with this

get away with what? his heart beating back from his chest to his ass? common cartoon physics. any slapstick cartoon does this shit.. pretty sure alot of looney tunes and TTA did stuff like this.

>>151104845
still funny it probably caused that cartoon heart beating fetish

>>151104845
if you frezze frame it literally looks like hairy balls

>>151104863
Excuse me what?

>>151104892
got that from the wiki what the fuck

>>151104892

well only some perverted fuckhead like yourself would think that. pretty sure it wasnt the intention of the animators. you are dismissed. you can go away now tard.

>>151102351
That they are, the cheeky buggers.

>>151100846
why do people ship this
>inb4 why not
just wanna know where the ship comes from

>>151105601
Your guess is as good as mine. It is a cute ship, though.

>>151104927
Anon, RML is well known for lewd stuff, just look at the episode names as a start.

>>151104927
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Radar/RockosModernLife

>>151105918
>The episode opens with Heffer watching a Presidential motorcade that ends up being shot at by a gunman. The reporter also says "Oh my God", which is unheard of in kids shows. He then turns the TV off stating it was boring. To make things even worse, the scene is a reference to the radio coverage of a little incident called the JFK Assasination.

Rockos Life might have been modern back in 1993, but with tech now, 1993 is a stone age.
Also wouldn't Rocko be like almost 60 now?
A cartoon like his would never work today regarding the setting - a guy who owns a house and car while working at a comic book store? Forget about it. Newage Rocko would be in debt living with his parents down unda. In fact in today's Amurrica he'd get Ice-o'd.

>>151101532
Give me the japanese series name I cant get a hit on google.
>>151101618
What show?
>>151104927
Sorry anon I saw hair balls too. Are you underaged or new? Were you even around when the show was airing?

>>151106146
NTA, but "Zumomo to Nupepe". No idea what it's about.

>>151106146
>Sorry anon I saw hair balls too

well that just means you and this anon >>151104892 are just a couple of faggots who like balls.

>>151106235
You're in a thread for a 90s cartoon that got away with a TON of adult humor, sorry you're braindead retarded and need to deny certain things because of your homophobia.

>>151103505
oh that's precious

ITT mentally ill homosexuals lust over a cartoon.

>>151106673
Thanks captain obvious, be sure to update us on the state of water later.

>>151106673
>bunch of uncs relate to a middle age working wallaby
the lust is the bonus

>>151106655
nails the style even with the gross shit

>adult spinoff show called Rocko's Sex Life
>nothing changes

>>151107235
Impressive.

>>151106146
that ren and stimpy ripoff is from Gulu Xiansheng

>>151106673
Yes, and?

>>151089158
Stop turning me on.

>>151106324

>mentions hairy balls
>doesnt deny he isnt a faggot

keep seething fucker

>>151106231
shit's so obscure as fuck that you can't even find it on piracy sites
i doubt there are people outside of japan who has heard of this chinese mongolian tibetan rocko looking ass lmao wtf

>>151108023
Yeah, I was a little surprised when I saw that MAL didn't even have a synopsis for it. It's also got shit ratings on a couple other /a/ related sites. Probably for the best that it's obscure.

>>151076994 (OP)
second worst show that aired on nick

>>151077383
The word you seek is metrosexual.

>>151108236
The Loud House is first.

>>151109312
R-Rocko? Why are you looking at me like that?

>>151109513
He learned that two boys could have sex.

>>151109636
THEY CAN!?

>>151100720
Let me think just a moment.

>>151077344
>Loved Rocko's Modern Life as a kid
>Found Rocko relatable
>Fast forward 2025
>Niggas are turning Rocko into a faggot and want to fuck him in the ass
>>151097146
Why the fuck are there MULTIPLE god-tier animations of Rocko getting fucked in the ass? I'm not gay, but I appreciate the artistic skill.

>>151111701
>Niggas are turning Rocko into a faggot and want to fuck him in the ass

Is that part relatable? Do you think people wanna fuck you in the ass?

>>151111701
or they want to be part of his ass

>>151111701
>mfw millennials see Rocko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3uJHTisUdE

>>151076994 (OP)
y'all remember when i used to be some annoying namefag obsessed with rocko back then on /co/?
now i came back for nothing

>>151112736
No, but i'm glad you got better. From being a namefag I mean.

>>151112736
this is the average toonfucker now

Would Rocko be a good boyfriend (gay)?

>>151114038
he would be get angry and frustrated easily but love you enough that everything works out fine

>>151114556
>angry and frustrated easily
I dunno. With how much shit he has to put up with from Filburt and Heffer, I think he'd be alright.

>>151114629
>>151114038
When he fake married Filburt to earn his green card they ended up fucking hating each other.

>>151114692
In Rocko's defense, Filburt was constantly trying to call him at work, but in Filburt's defense, Rocko could have at least tried to be "husband-like".
I guess that's what happens when you're in what's supposed to be a romantic situation with someone you don't really love. Kind of like Clay and Bloberta Puppington but with far less self loathing, self hatred, and wanting to be rid of your other half.

>>151112736
>only turned on by 5 of these characters
Am I low T?

>>151076994 (OP)
Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/

>>151106103
>Rockos Life might have been modern back in 1993, but with tech now, 1993 is a stone age.
>Also wouldn't Rocko be like almost 60 now?

Rocko actually got a Netflix movie back in 2019 and as you might expect it's full of gags regarding characters from the 90s being introduced to modern tech/culture (think Heffer and Filbert get smartphones lol). Unfortunately it's Netflix and in their attempt to modernize Rocko the main driving plot of the movie is that the Bighead's son decides to become a literal tranny.

So good luck ever trying to discuss the movie without it turning into political shitflinging.

>>151115475
What a waste

>>151115475
>>151115859
>mfw Alex Jones was right and they are in fact turning the freakin' frogs gay

>>151076994 (OP)
Pic unrelated

>>151116244
look at his smile and not want to smile in return

Violent painful sex with Rocko.

>>151077480
Do you mean Filbert?

>>151116574
>Violent painful sex with Rocko.

but.. why... rocko is for pleasure. not S&M rapesex. you fucking monster!

>>151117165
rocko would use really kinky conglomo devices

>>151117450

kinky is one thing but not violent painful rape sex as this other fuckhead suggested

>>151117494
Rocko is secretly a power top

>>151117880
He learned from Dingo.

>>151076994 (OP)
He's not even real, It's just pixels moving like a character on a screen.

>>151076994 (OP)
For me, it's jewish Rocko.

oy vey

>>151117880
You mean power bottom

>>151115475
They could've made him a femboy twink but instead went the troon route, what a waste.

>>151115111
You've been spouting the same trash line for what, three years? Didn't you get found out you're using public wi-fi too? Get a fucking life my man.

>>151115475
Why would Joe Murray approve such shit?
Also that screencap looks soulless.

>>151118765
>circumcised

Gross

>>151119873
How do they dock?

>>151104900
You don't know?

>>151120337
If they're circumcised they cant dock :(

>>151120350
Circumcised dicks are worse in every way. Anyone saying otherwise is lying, coping, or has a circumcision fetish like Brian Morris, the guy who writes literally every bullshit paper claiming there are health benefits

>>151120552
Foreskin was made to slide your tounge under.

Beating Rocko with a lead pipe.

Suck-o

>>151122869
Hes made for sex

>>151115475
Sad if true. I haven't seen the movie.

Wedding song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFwXn7ZUNzI

>>151120560
Truth

>>151123224
guess you could say he's made for sexo

>>151126237
rocko is made for rainbows and holding hands on the beach

>>151126255
can't argue with those dubs

>>151112736
>bottom row, 4th column

>>151112736
Would:
Roger Rabbit
Daxter
Scratch
Bubdy
March Hare
Smartass
Timone
Rocko
Bonkers

rocko censor bars

>>151077344
worlds straightest furry

OKAY /CO/ LETS GET THOSE BUNS IN SHAPE

AND A ONE
AND A TWO
AND A ONE
AND A TWO

>>151127962
Don't forget the dumbbell between the buns for faster results!

>>151128162
sovl

>>151112736
>Daxter
Cute otter thing

>>151127962
One time my grandma walked in just as that scene was playing, she was a bit speechless.

>>151128533
One of our home movies has this recorded off TV
https://youtu.be/lfy0AbPqmnw

>>151128363
aww, that's nice. if it wasn't for them being on competing channels, I could totally have seen them doing a crossover episode.

>>151127033
Husband & Husband

>>151076994 (OP)
recently i drew rocko figuring out he has a canceruous brain tumor
im starting to develop this rare fetish

>>151129228
and drew roger rabbit having a tonic seizure and foaming all over his jaw

>>151129228
>>151129240
wtf....

big
strong
heffer

>>151129171
They're so cute together. Norbert's one lucky beaver.

>>151129240
>>151129228
>rare fetish

Wait until you discover Youtube's vast selection of little girls having fake seizures.

>>151129228
>>151129240
...But why?

>>151129228
Haha, now he just needs to be beaten and fucked into submission

I eanna yiff

murrtube.net

>finally gets a game
>is dlc in the first
>main roster of second
>first game was handled so badly no one bought the second
We'll never get another shot

>>151131115
Murrtube.net

>>151131115
One of those Nick fighting games, right?

>>151130403
You're evil

>>151131958
You want it.

>>151128469
cocksleeve

>>151129228
>>151129240
new epilepsy kino

kuckyweck thread.
do not reply.
only report.

>>151132731
LMFAO I KNEW YOU'RE GONNA SHOW UP
GEGGGGGGGGGG

>>151076994 (OP)
>relatable
Way to reveal how much of a loser you are, OP.

>>151134195
>cum-eat-sioner gordon
thanks for reminding me of that with the gif

>>151134195
What does it taste like, i always have it in my throate so i cant taste it.

>>151131529
they fumbled it bad

toon boys with thick tails deserve kisses

>>151134550
Taste depends on the guy's diet. I like it

>>151136460
Do you kiss them on the tail?

>>151135467
What a shame. It looked like it was something worth playing.

>>151136963
on, under, or anywhere else really

>>151137205
>kissing the land down under and hearing him yelp in confusion

Wallabies have a cloaca

Does that change anything?

>>151137675
JUST MY DESIRE TO GET SOME WALLABUSSY

>>151136550
Yummy

>>151134195
>relating to a self-sufficient person with a job and a house makes you a loser

>>151137675
I'm pretty sure most of the posters here wouldn't care.

>>151138805
i was scared by most of the episodes as a kid

>>151140401
weak