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Anonymous No.151106859 [Report] >>151106941
>>151106852 (OP)
i was worried there for a moment
Anonymous No.151106884 [Report]
I need to see Dirk's gay porn edits
Anonymous No.151106938 [Report] >>151106952 >>151107485
Anonymous No.151106941 [Report]
>>151106859
No reason to.
Anonymous No.151106952 [Report] >>151106969 >>151107345 >>151107485
>>151106938
Anonymous No.151106969 [Report] >>151116411
>>151106952
hes such a cutie <3
Anonymous No.151106988 [Report] >>151107009 >>151107028 >>151107329 >>151107971 >>151108489 >>151111056
Anonymous No.151107005 [Report] >>151107019 >>151107971
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Anonymous No.151107009 [Report]
>>151106988
was walking around with my friends on halloween and the kids really do just say this randomly
Anonymous No.151107019 [Report] >>151107539
>>151107005
those lips need to be around my dick
Anonymous No.151107028 [Report]
>>151106988
when is gen a like this
Anonymous No.151107329 [Report]
>>151106988
what are they doing? 67?
Anonymous No.151107330 [Report] >>151107337 >>151118483
Anonymous No.151107337 [Report]
>>151107330
???
Anonymous No.151107345 [Report]
>>151106952
shoulda named him swift
Anonymous No.151107457 [Report] >>151116275
Anonymous No.151107485 [Report] >>151111635
>>151106938
>>151106952
Can we talk about how he just goes to bed after wiggling his sword in the air for a few moments? What's up with this guy?
Anonymous No.151107539 [Report] >>151107573
>>151107019
Anonymous No.151107573 [Report]
>>151107539
erotic
Anonymous No.151107583 [Report] >>151107626
was tempted to post this in the genderbender thread but, are we even allowed outside of this thread?
Anonymous No.151107626 [Report] >>151107724
>>151107583
Best not to find out, stay home.
Anonymous No.151107636 [Report]
Anonymous No.151107724 [Report] >>151107778
>>151107626
aiight, bet
Anonymous No.151107778 [Report]
>>151107724
Good...
Anonymous No.151107816 [Report]
Anonymous No.151107852 [Report] >>151108282
Anonymous No.151107954 [Report] >>151107994 >>151108003 >>151108014 >>151108076 >>151108100 >>151108251 >>151108302 >>151108405 >>151108438 >>151109023 >>151110089 >>151110119
>>151106852 (OP)
I forgot about Homestuck summarize it for me
Anonymous No.151107971 [Report]
>>151106988
is gen alpha DOOMED!?
>>151107005
Lust provoking image
Anonymous No.151107994 [Report]
>>151107954
4 kids play a game
Anonymous No.151108003 [Report]
>>151107954
4 kids play a game. It starts with comedy and fun characters, gets into cool action and ends with gay drama and a multiverse shattering temper tantrum
Anonymous No.151108014 [Report]
>>151107954
>Expecting the modern homestuck thread to remember anthing from the comic beyond surface-level details
Lovecraft’s cat No.151108076 [Report]
>>151107954
A series of fucked up events: a nerd who doesn’t know how to program, a cool swordsman who gets beaten up constantly, a dog that can only get bones through murder, a baking empress whose products are so unpopular she makes her new product clown murder. There is no end to the nightmares contained therein
Anonymous No.151108100 [Report]
>>151107954
Four kids go on a magical time adventure to kill Betty Crocker.
Anonymous No.151108110 [Report] >>151108227
Anonymous No.151108227 [Report]
>>151108110
Jannitoriators purge this deviant now.
Anonymous No.151108251 [Report] >>151108269
>>151107954
A whole lot of dead kids.
Jesus that's a lot of dead kids.
Anonymous No.151108263 [Report] >>151108286 >>151109233
Your chances of being hypnotized to sleep by a Serket are low, but never zero.
Anonymous No.151108269 [Report]
>>151108251
It is ALL the dead kids.
Anonymous No.151108275 [Report]
When the next Beyond Canon character is introduced we will all move on from swiss and forget him as we all forgot ly’lac
Anonymous No.151108282 [Report] >>151108482
>>151107852
He'd be a happy troll
Anonymous No.151108283 [Report]
You're implying we all read Beyond Canon
Anonymous No.151108286 [Report] >>151108351
>>151108263
Does it ever work on a human? Max a Serket can do is put 'em to sleep, no?
Anonymous No.151108302 [Report] >>151108314
>>151107954
a bunch of kids fuck around in their room
and then a bunch of kids fuck around in their room again
and then a bunch of kids fuck around in their room again
Anonymous No.151108314 [Report]
>>151108302
You might say they're stuck at home
Anonymous No.151108351 [Report]
>>151108286
Spiritually, I’m correct.
Anonymous No.151108405 [Report] >>151108508
>>151107954
What would happen if you told ChatGPT to summarize the entirety of Homestuck?
Anonymous No.151108438 [Report]
>>151107954
4 kids are playing a videogame.
A weird magical game that takes place in real life. Like Jumanji I guess, but WAAAAAAAAY more dangerous.
Bizarre metaphysical time travel shenanigans to the max.
Everyone drives themselves mad trying to cope with predestiny.
Anonymous No.151108482 [Report] >>151122303
>>151108282
Karkat?
Happy?
Anonymous No.151108489 [Report]
>>151106988
Evan redemption arc when
Anonymous No.151108508 [Report]
>>151108405
this apparently
Anonymous No.151108833 [Report]
god I'm so addicted to fluff. I just like seeing people happy, man
Anonymous No.151108867 [Report] >>151108999 >>151111101
Anonymous No.151108999 [Report] >>151109008
>>151108867
halloween is over stop making me shit my pants
Anonymous No.151109008 [Report]
>>151108999
nice trips but I was wondering why this thread started stinking all of the sudden
Anonymous No.151109023 [Report]
>>151107954
Four teenage internet friends, John, Rose, Dave and Jade, play the game Sburb together. It triggers an apocalypse on Earth and transports them into the Incipisphere. They must complete quests on their personal planets to create a new universe.
They are trolled by a group of aliens from another universe - Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, and Feferi - who played their version of the game that failed ("Sgrub"). These 12 trolls come from a hierarchical world divided by blood color (left to right - lowest to highest on hemospectrum) called Alternia. Frendships form across timelines. The trolls' session of the game becomes entwined with the humans’ success.
Sburb isn't just a game but a cosmic mechanism that seeds universes and sustains a cycle of destruction/rebirth. Time travel, alternate selves, and doomed timelines are factors. Characters must repeatedly loop through time to ensure events unfold 'correctly.'
The story introduces an alternate version of the kids' guardians from a "post-scratch" universe, reborn with new backgrounds, including Jane (Nanna), Roxy (Mom), Jake (Grandpa), and Dirk (Bro) and a second group of trolls ("Dancestors") who are teenaged versions of the trolls' ancestors.
Central to this plot is Lord English, a time-traveling villain who is a fusion of several characters, but mainly Caliborn, a cherub who has a sister named Calliope he shared a body with, but they eventually grew into seperate people. The goal becomes not just to beat the game but also to defeat Lord English.
The characters work across timelines and deaths to build a new universe and escape the game. Terezi forces John to 'retcon' her decision to kill Vriska, which rewrites the story and creates a "perfect timeline" wherein Vriska can lead a ghost army against LE and sacrifice herself to let her friends John, Terezi, Karkat, Jade, Kanaya, Rose, Dirk, Jake, Roxy, Jane and Calliope escape and live.
Anonymous No.151109233 [Report]
>>151108263
I hope it's the lamp nurse
Anonymous No.151109306 [Report]
Anonymous No.151110005 [Report] >>151110081 >>151110257 >>151111880
RAAAGGHH DONT DIE ON ME THREAD
Anonymous No.151110081 [Report]
>>151110005
Jesus, fine, here, have some con heir.
Anonymous No.151110089 [Report]
>>151107954
An incredibly elaborate ICP fanfiction.
Anonymous No.151110119 [Report] >>151110174 >>151110196
>>151107954
An 8130 page essay about how a bad bitch can literally fix all your problems or ruin your life if you fumble her
Anonymous No.151110174 [Report]
>>151110119
lmao
Anonymous No.151110196 [Report]
>>151110119
If I had someone making shit like this, I would hold on and never let go. What the fuck, Dave.
Anonymous No.151110205 [Report] >>151110494 >>151110784
>>151106852 (OP)
draw in the whiteboard or ur gay
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069
Eridanie1 No.151110221 [Report]
>>151106852 (OP)
good evening /hsg/ I hope you are all well today! Missed y'all <3
Anonymous No.151110257 [Report] >>151110271 >>151113495
>>151110005
VIVZIEPOP SHOULD'VE KEPT HER FURFAG PAWS OFF THE PILOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.151110271 [Report] >>151111664
>>151110257
/hsg/ is only back because of the pilot announcement
Anonymous No.151110286 [Report]
Anonymous No.151110494 [Report] >>151110618
>>151110205
There, a gay ass doodle just for you, whiteboardanon.
Anonymous No.151110618 [Report]
>>151110494
cool!
Anonymous No.151110747 [Report] >>151110783 >>151110958
>>151092966
so uh is this actually vibri
Anonymous No.151110783 [Report]
>>151110747
You must decide that for yourself, anon.
Eridanie1 No.151110784 [Report] >>151110872
>>151110205
here u go anon, have an eggbert
Anonymous No.151110872 [Report] >>151110960
>>151110784
cracked egg, like the trans metaphor, this is not john eggbert. This is now June Eggbert.

you are a true artist anon, the subtlety of the meaning behind this work of art is outstanding
Anonymous No.151110958 [Report]
>>151110747
Who fucking cares
Eridanie1 No.151110960 [Report]
>>151110872
I am glad that someone can appreciate true art when it's seen
Anonymous No.151111056 [Report] >>151111122 >>151111272 >>151111319
>>151106988
I looked up 6 7 and it's genuinely so stupid. There's nothing actually funny about it.

Even when people were laughing at shit like E there was something funny about it TO laugh at. You had the Farquad Markiplier edit, you had it deepfried to shit, you had the E itself be a joke because of the trend of absurdist memes before it devolving so much that now the joke is just E.

6 7 just had no buildup, it's just a silly pose while saying 6 and 7. There's nothing to it at all. Anyway Lily and Evan a cutes.
Anonymous No.151111101 [Report]
>>151108867
Petah, the highblood is here
Anonymous No.151111116 [Report]
If I wanted to create a user-voted story where would I post it? I was thinking Wattpad
Anonymous No.151111122 [Report]
>>151111056
ok boomer
Anonymous No.151111251 [Report]
Blue Blood nurse when in the sequel?
A look-a-like would be awesome because there's already two Vriskas.
Anonymous No.151111272 [Report] >>151111390 >>151111405 >>151112358
>>151111056
Yeah they're so cute together :)
Anonymous No.151111319 [Report] >>151114722 >>151120548 >>151120610
>>151111056
It's just a dumb nonsense joke. Kids love that kind of thing. I don't expect children to be grand arbiters of taste. Reminds me of when me and my friends parroted vines to each other in middle school. For what it's worth, I believe it originally comes from a rap lyric involving the "why was 6 afraid of 7" joke. But you certainly wouldn't know it just from looking at it.
Anonymous No.151111390 [Report]
>>151111272
god Moonrunes is so based for drawing sd/pb characters fucking and sucking
Anonymous No.151111405 [Report]
>>151111272
reading this in my head with an artificial voice splicing
Anonymous No.151111540 [Report] >>151111572 >>151111804
hai homestuckies. what is up?
Anonymous No.151111567 [Report]
I AM GONNA CLAW OUT YOUR EYES! AND DROWN YOU TO DEATH!
Eridanie1 No.151111572 [Report]
>>151111540
starting a little doodle of eridan in a wizard hat cause it's now a brainworm and trying to develop my own kind of art style as per usual. sup with you
Anonymous No.151111575 [Report]
>when i’m in a getting emasculated and raped, shitting my pants, and not fucking my wife competition and my opponent is Jake English
Anonymous No.151111591 [Report] >>151111652 >>151121783
UNLEASH THE BEEEEEEEEEEEES
Anonymous No.151111619 [Report]
Do you think the Homestuck characters deserved it?
Anonymous No.151111635 [Report]
>>151107485
his creator keeps instilling his autism into him instead of letting him be his own horseman
Anonymous No.151111652 [Report]
>>151111591
not the bees!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.151111664 [Report] >>151111705
>>151110271
Little by little we will seize the internet.
Anonymous No.151111705 [Report]
>>151111664
Until being overshadowed again by Deltarune, Friday Night Funkin, or some other popular series that will make a mark into pop culture. Like, is your favorite series good if it kids slop or AI content is being made out from your franchise?
Anonymous No.151111763 [Report]
Hussie still racist?
Anonymous No.151111770 [Report] >>151112109 >>151120353
Anonymous No.151111804 [Report] >>151111937 >>151111994
>>151111540
moving all my stuff to my new pc tonight. gotta reinstall all my brushes and shit to finish the wips
Anonymous No.151111880 [Report] >>151111913
>>151110005
If the thread is going to die let it die, wait until there's something to post about for some activity.
Eridanie1 No.151111913 [Report]
>>151111880
There's always stuff to post about. I need someone to draw jake english as an english muffin. I just think it'd be funny af.
Anonymous No.151111937 [Report] >>151121823
>>151111804
nice, hope everything goes smoothly!
Eridanie1 No.151111994 [Report] >>151121823
>>151111804
try not to break anything
Anonymous No.151111995 [Report] >>151112033 >>151112423
Eridanie1 No.151112033 [Report] >>151112212
>>151111995
this makes me so uncomfortable, i love it
Anonymous No.151112058 [Report]
day 17 of drawin6 aranea everyday. not really feelin' it today. I have an idea in mind, 8ut i'm too lazy to do it, so here is this. looks stran6ely like a 8lue Aradia than Aranea, 8ut whatever. see you tomorrow, /hsg/
Anonymous No.151112109 [Report] >>151112136
>>151111770
what if his name was mobster freakpin and he ate ass and sucked toes
Anonymous No.151112132 [Report] >>151112151 >>151112176 >>151112191
So why does Swiss seem to have anger issues out of nowhere sometimes?
Anonymous No.151112136 [Report]
>>151112109
Monster GYATTPIN
Anonymous No.151112151 [Report]
>>151112132
He is a control freak so when someone doesn't follow his plans to the T he throws a fit.
Anonymous No.151112176 [Report]
>>151112132
World's first male
Anonymous No.151112191 [Report] >>151112207 >>151112258
>>151112132
Dirk is using his narrative powers to directly control him. This causes Swiss a a lot of stress because Dirk's personality heavily clashes with how Swiss would act normally while not being controlled.
Anonymous No.151112207 [Report]
>>151112191
>Creates tailor made species to do as he needs them to.
>Still needs to micromanage to have it work.

Yeah, that sounds like the kind of fuck up im expecting of Dirk.
Anonymous No.151112212 [Report] >>151112243
>>151112033
Beforus Gamkar oh fuck yes
Eridanie1 No.151112243 [Report]
>>151112212
That one is one of my favorites
Anonymous No.151112258 [Report] >>151112286
>>151112191
>have full control of an entire species' development and culture ensuring they'll act exactly how you want them to
>still need to directly control one because what if he doesn't act like I want?
Anonymous No.151112286 [Report]
>>151112258
yahweh moment
Anonymous No.151112358 [Report] >>151112396 >>151112451 >>151112515 >>151112923
>>151111272
Anonymous No.151112396 [Report]
>>151112358
Lmao
Anonymous No.151112423 [Report]
>>151111995
Where’s the Make Alternia Great Again on her red bat?
Anonymous No.151112451 [Report]
>>151112358
KINO
Anonymous No.151112515 [Report]
>>151112358
10/10
can you make a version where it's mallum starting at his death grips poster?
Anonymous No.151112611 [Report] >>151112655
I'd give anything to hang out with Damara on the beach.
Anonymous No.151112655 [Report]
>>151112611
>Fang
Anonymous No.151112667 [Report] >>151112682 >>151112686
Sketchy before bed
Anonymous No.151112682 [Report] >>151112703
>>151112667
hot
do you have any accounts you post on
Anonymous No.151112686 [Report] >>151112703
>>151112667
she needs a good smack on the ass
Anonymous No.151112703 [Report]
>>151112682
garlicjam.tumblr.com
>>151112686
She built like a Honda Civic
Anonymous No.151112738 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vzVKjAZyjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYbxERmDpIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pob_f_JfVWc
Don't mind me boys, Just playing some Bangers.
Anonymous No.151112799 [Report] >>151112934 >>151115293
How would Lime bloods would look like?
Anonymous No.151112875 [Report]
Dave but he's at a beach party.
Anonymous No.151112923 [Report]
>>151112358
Hearty kek.
Eridanie1 No.151112934 [Report]
>>151112799
I imagine like beforian karkat considering he was basically trying to blend in as one
Anonymous No.151113170 [Report] >>151115123 >>151115170
Powerscaling Homestuck characters by their suicidal ideation.
Anonymous No.151113216 [Report]
Anonymous No.151113371 [Report]
got bored and started going back through some old threads in reverse order, I think I understand karkat a bit better now
Anonymous No.151113485 [Report] >>151116799
KEK
Lovecraft’s cat No.151113495 [Report]
>>151110257
She could put them on it. She should get beaten up right after and taken to a court with no coherent charges against her. Then everything else will be fine
Anonymous No.151113549 [Report] >>151113717
Best non-flushed couple I'm afraid
Anonymous No.151113717 [Report]
>>151113549
Afraid Of What
Do Not Be Scared
Anonymous No.151113978 [Report] >>151114110
CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP
WIN DERBY WIN DERBY WIN DERBY
Anonymous No.151114110 [Report] >>151114274
>>151113978
Cursed.
Anonymous No.151114270 [Report] >>151114351 >>151114432
HSG I just wanted to say that even though I Hate all of you, this is Still a better time than texting/mommying my needy leech friend who won't ever stop texting me about how sad and miserable he is while literally having a quite decent life. Always trying to bring me down to his level. Always trying to rope me into stupid shit. Always being rude and annoying.

So just for today, fuck him and his stupid bisexual drama and huzzah to all of you.

Now who wants to talk about Spades Slick?
Anonymous No.151114274 [Report]
>>151114110
>Dirk after deciding to fuse himself with his species (it goes horribly wrong)
Anonymous No.151114351 [Report] >>151114413 >>151118584
>>151114270
Years from now, when everyone you know has moved on with their lives and no longer have any time for you, you'll think back on times like these as memories of a time you were important to somebody else, even if it was for a selfish reason
Anonymous No.151114413 [Report] >>151118584
>>151114351
No need to curse me lil bro. My life up until this point has been nothing but being the biggest loser. Why do you think I was on the Homestuck general to begin with?

No I'm not abandoning his stalker ass even though he deserves it sometimes. But he needs to learn that I have a life outside of him and it's finally my time to be in the spotlight for once.

I can have more than one friend
Anonymous No.151114432 [Report] >>151114481 >>151114486
>>151114270
Who up spading their slick
Anonymous No.151114481 [Report]
>>151114432
All night every night.
Anonymous No.151114486 [Report] >>151114495
>>151114432
my bipolar nigga right there
Anonymous No.151114495 [Report] >>151114598
>>151114486
>most recent video is 4 weeks ago and has him happy.

Seems to go from sick of it, to hate to happiness to me.
Anonymous No.151114499 [Report]
Anonymous No.151114598 [Report] >>151114608
>>151114495
Isnt dan hentschel just a parody channel?
Anonymous No.151114608 [Report] >>151114624
>>151114598
No he's really the Blue Gentleman in real life.
Anonymous No.151114624 [Report]
>>151114608
He's blue for an AMAZING reason.
Anonymous No.151114625 [Report]
Anonymous No.151114626 [Report] >>151114658 >>151114770 >>151114793 >>151115030 >>151118009
Is vriska redeemable? Is she more redeemable than other fictional characters like greed from fullmetal alchemist? Or Venom? Or Andrew Hussie? Or the woman next to this pink dog?

Inquisitive minds must know the answers!
Anonymous No.151114643 [Report] >>151117376
"Dave Strider... you're able to move your eyes to follow me when I stop time?"
Anonymous No.151114658 [Report] >>151114822
>>151114626
She shouldn't be, Vriska is one of those characters that never should get a redeeming arc
Anonymous No.151114681 [Report]
If Hussie was a better man he would've killed Sollux instead of Eridan so Aradia's up for grabs AND a more fun character lives
Anonymous No.151114722 [Report] >>151120548
>>151111319
I thought it was a sloppy sports reference. Not much difference either way, but still.
Anonymous No.151114770 [Report]
>>151114626
the white woman craves for the doggy dick, seems its not only a lalonde thing
Anonymous No.151114793 [Report] >>151115230
>>151114626
Funny how Makima as powerful as she is can't even kill most of the Felt
Anonymous No.151114822 [Report] >>151114847
>>151114658

>oh tumblr is a male white collar drudge now that checks ou-

WHAT HAPPENED TO HSG'S HAIR
Anonymous No.151114847 [Report] >>151114858 >>151114927 >>151115114 >>151115223
>>151114822
As a newgej fan can someone explain why /hsg/s hair should be orange?
Anonymous No.151114858 [Report]
>>151114847
Soulless comic
Soulless avatar of our sorrows
Anonymous No.151114927 [Report]
>>151114847

Cause he just does okay?
Anonymous No.151115030 [Report]
>>151114626
Do you need to be redeemed for things you did in a universe that doesn't exist anymore?
Anonymous No.151115052 [Report] >>151115418
So how does Hussie feel about Umamusume? Not horse enough?
Anonymous No.151115114 [Report]
>>151114847
There was some debate between black and orange hair, but people thought orange would be funner or rage-inducing.

Of course, this was back when "gingers have no souls" was the height of comedy.
Anonymous No.151115123 [Report] >>151115149
>>151113170
Dirk no diffs everyone
Anonymous No.151115149 [Report]
>>151115123
Nah he's a fake active suicide risk.
Anonymous No.151115156 [Report] >>151115225
Dirk really believed that this place was fucking lame as fuck.
Anonymous No.151115170 [Report] >>151115191
>>151113170
rose >>>>>>>>>>>> dirk >>>>> everyone else
Anonymous No.151115191 [Report] >>151115244
>>151115170
Fake idgafer, Aradia took her bitch ass move and said take away the empty part.
Anonymous No.151115223 [Report]
>>151114847
Anonymous No.151115225 [Report]
>>151115156
he was right
Anonymous No.151115230 [Report]
>>151114793
most character cant kill most of the felt because of how utterly inconvenient or how much of a chore it is.
Anonymous No.151115244 [Report]
>>151115191
this is the handmaid not aradia... but fine.
the handmaid > rose >>>>>>>>>>>> dirk >>>>> everyone else
Anonymous No.151115268 [Report]
consensual hand holding with lilly
Anonymous No.151115293 [Report]
>>151112799
Demons, part-dragons or troll Siberians, take your pick
Anonymous No.151115418 [Report]
>>151115052
Too much anime, not enough horse.
Anonymous No.151115423 [Report] >>151115493
Listening to Crunk Juice with Gamzee.
Anonymous No.151115493 [Report] >>151115529
>>151115423
Late night gaming and watching shows on adult swim with sollux
Anonymous No.151115529 [Report]
>>151115493
Browsing old hypnofics with Vriska.
Anonymous No.151115613 [Report]
Anonymous No.151115625 [Report] >>151115672
HS^2 sucked hard because it didn't randomly had the most wonderous music you've ever heard playing on a page about how Sollux couldn't find a decent place to get Doordash from anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgG8lAVh-EA
Anonymous No.151115672 [Report]
>>151115625
Dude I was catching up on the rerelease and got to [S] Prince of Heart Rise Up and it goes so hard. HSBC could never
Anonymous No.151115750 [Report]
Is it always this dead? I was gonna do a whole bit about being racist against sprites from sburb and how actually nannnasprite was leading them to their doom
Anonymous No.151115766 [Report] >>151115790 >>151115795 >>151115797 >>151115816 >>151115842 >>151117318
Is there any rule to a Land's name? Is it just Land of THING and THING? Or is there a certain pattern to follow that I'm not seeing, aside from Space players always dealing with Frogs?
Anonymous No.151115790 [Report]
>>151115766
It's related to your quest, and is therefore related to your personal growth. Other than that, hog wild.
Anonymous No.151115795 [Report]
>>151115766
The only patterns are space player frogs (though you can always do your own thing, no two sessions are the same) and how the alphas all have [burial place] and [noble gas] because their session is void, everything is dead and they do nothing but wait (the alphas aren't heroes, they're nobles who just wait)
Anonymous No.151115797 [Report]
>>151115766
I think it's tied to the stuff you used to make it. And individual 11
Anonymous No.151115802 [Report] >>151115819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVO0FXYAfKw
Anonymous No.151115814 [Report]
Daily reminder that davesprite isn't really a person with feelings and agents from the matrix have more automity from the system that controls them than the sprites do.

Also pretty sure the existence of sprites ruined Homestuck narrative.
Anonymous No.151115816 [Report]
>>151115766
THING and THING is kinda flexible as in the case of Land of Little Cubes and Tea. We could say maybe it has to make a funny acronym though.
Anonymous No.151115819 [Report]
>>151115802
>This with Brolee
It's peak
Anonymous No.151115824 [Report] >>151115846
Is there a place I can go to talk to the real names of old Hsg? An irc or a discord
Anonymous No.151115842 [Report] >>151115851
>>151115766
It can be whatever man. Literally anything in Homestuck can be twisted and used as metaphor if you do your own fan adventure or whatever. You can make it randomly with cool shit or with cool shit vaguely related to your character and their personality or issues or quest.

Hell I've heard people say that Land of Heat and Clockwork somehow relates to Dave's abuse with all the Silent Hill style industrial shit. I don't know if I believe that but it sounds cool and could be something to explore if you feel like it.
Anonymous No.151115846 [Report] >>151115880
>>151115824
>the real names of old Hsg
It's been 11 years
let it go
Anonymous No.151115851 [Report] >>151115884
>>151115842
>Hell I've heard people say that Land of Heat and Clockwork somehow relates to Dave's abuse with all the Silent Hill style industrial shit.
That sounds neat but probably only works in retrospect.
Anonymous No.151115880 [Report] >>151115909
>>151115846
I can't. I made a promise. I must have revenge

Or at least show them how ahead in life I am compared to themo
Anonymous No.151115884 [Report]
>>151115851
That's why I said it'd be cool but I don't know if that was what it was.

I wonder what HS characters Silent Hills would be?
Anonymous No.151115909 [Report]
>>151115880
moody is that you?
Anonymous No.151116141 [Report]
>page 7
(pulls out defibrillators)
WAKE THE FUCK UP
(zaps the thread)
Anonymous No.151116156 [Report] >>151116178 >>151116197 >>151116214 >>151116216 >>151116571 >>151116771 >>151116813 >>151116824 >>151117292 >>151118186 >>151118762 >>151122628 >>151123030
>Homestuck Animated Series has been Greenlitted already
We win.
Everyone else loses.
This is the best doomed timeline.
Anonymous No.151116177 [Report] >>151116201
Andrew if you somehow manage to fuck this up as you always do in an act of sick sabotage to give the finger to your fans I shall have you crucified with stupid little muppet plushies nailed to your cross as well :D
Anonymous No.151116178 [Report]
>>151116156
>its real
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO, WE CAN'T STOP WINNING WOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18qOstKfUBA
Anonymous No.151116197 [Report]
>>151116156
ITS REAL??????
Anonymous No.151116201 [Report] >>151116226 >>151117059
>>151116177
Fortunately, the show itself will only have light involvement from Andrew based on everything we've heard.

He basically has to just not fuck up the act of sitting down and signing the contract that says "Yes, you can make an animated series".
Let's hope he can pull it off.
Anonymous No.151116214 [Report]
>>151116156
It's gonna flop so hard lmfao
Anonymous No.151116216 [Report] >>151116229
>>151116156
Homestuck's second renaissance begins NOW
Anonymous No.151116226 [Report]
>>151116201
>He basically has to just not fuck up the act of sitting down and signing the contract that says "Yes, you can make an animated series".
Fuck me this going to be a real nail biter.
Anonymous No.151116229 [Report]
>>151116216
>The avalanche of anime-only youtubers making videos with titles like "Homestuck is BRUTAL" and "Homestuck just went INSANE" when the show gets to Act 4 (because that's where all the death and crazy shit really kicks off)
Anonymous No.151116237 [Report]
T3R3Z1 BROS... W3 JUST WON B1G T1M3!
Anonymous No.151116255 [Report]
Beware of mimes when you're the one in the box
Anonymous No.151116275 [Report]
>>151107457
I need to see them fhyuck
(or any of the new ancestors for that matter)
<_<
Anonymous No.151116279 [Report]
https://files.catbox.moe/iryaot.mp4
Anonymous No.151116308 [Report]
I miss Gamzee BC team. I miss him a lot...
Anonymous No.151116411 [Report]
>>151106969
i think so too, this is the first timei see him and i already want to cuddle himl and have sex with him. what's the name of his fanventure?
Anonymous No.151116420 [Report]
it actually brings a smile to my face to see daily /hsg/ threads agan after years of being nuked on sight.
thanks, vivienne medrano
Anonymous No.151116458 [Report]
>>151106852 (OP)
PSA: You can get every Homestuck song in mp3 format here: https://downloads.khinsider.com/?u=3267684
Anonymous No.151116529 [Report]
sauce? that art style looks familiar
Anonymous No.151116571 [Report] >>151116590
>>151116156
>nothing is set in stone yet
>nothing is set in stone yet
>nothing is set in stone yet
That shit is not greenlit, it just means they're talking.
Anonymous No.151116590 [Report] >>151116614
>>151116571
cope
Anonymous No.151116614 [Report]
>>151116590
Delusional.
Anonymous No.151116643 [Report]
Feeling happy. Feeling ecstatic. Feeling silly, even at this news.
Anonymous No.151116742 [Report]
Gamzee. Put ya dick away Gamzee. I'm not havin' sex with you right now.
Anonymous No.151116762 [Report]
Begging the series to get to the Scratch.
I NEEEEEED to see the show's Roxy so bad.
Anonymous No.151116771 [Report] >>151116795
>>151116156
>might actually get a canon voice for everyone
I'm shitting myself
Anonymous No.151116788 [Report]
HUSSIE WILL BURN IN HELL FOR TAKING IT AWAY FROM ME
Anonymous No.151116795 [Report] >>151116832
>>151116771
For me this is my Karkat, Equius, and Terezi voice headcanons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci8dIpNcyEY
Anonymous No.151116799 [Report]
>>151113485
Why is John brown?
Anonymous No.151116813 [Report]
>>151116156
Oh wow, did not expect that.
Guess it's time to reset the timeline back to '99
Anonymous No.151116824 [Report] >>151116831 >>151116846 >>151116867 >>151117355
>>151116156
>people now want the animated series to happen

What made you people change your mind?
Anonymous No.151116831 [Report]
>>151116824
I liked the pilot from the beginning and thought people online were being big faggots over it the whole time.
Anonymous No.151116832 [Report]
>>151116795
>karkat randomly grunting in between words
>equius deep and smooth
>terezi 80's cartoon gremlin cartoon gremlin underling voice
god I hope they sound just like this
Anonymous No.151116846 [Report]
>>151116824
I supported it from the get-go if only because it brought the threads back. now that it's getting serious I'm excited and hope they iron out the animation errors and writing criticisms
looks like you only need 2 mill views to jumpstart a pilot after all, doomers
Anonymous No.151116867 [Report]
>>151116824
the pilot episode gave me slightly hope since it doesn't look like they are going for the BC crowd.
Anonymous No.151116880 [Report] >>151116902 >>151117050
Built to get honk'd
Anonymous No.151116902 [Report] >>151116912
>>151116880
Name a troll who isn't
Anonymous No.151116912 [Report]
>>151116902
Damn you got me there bro.
Anonymous No.151116932 [Report] >>151117030 >>151117088 >>151117882 >>151118170 >>151118223
If it does go through, what will be major changes? Be it characters removed, certain arcs or events changed, etc.
Anonymous No.151117030 [Report]
>>151116932
They already said Acts 1-5 will stay pretty much the same (besides small changes like what you see in the pilot) while Act 6 is gonna be restructured
Anonymous No.151117050 [Report]
>>151116880
its things like this that make me glad i went bi
Anonymous No.151117059 [Report]
>>151116201
i dunno man... thats a pretty high bar for that motherfucker.
Anonymous No.151117088 [Report]
>>151116932
Act 6 get entirely rewritten
Anonymous No.151117119 [Report]
Anonymous No.151117185 [Report] >>151117206 >>151118780 >>151119247
Anonymous No.151117206 [Report]
>>151117185
Aw that's cute
Anonymous No.151117264 [Report]
I wanna work on my mspfa but I have to write a stupid assignment about what job I want. Bitch IDK is "boring office job that pays well" an option?
Anonymous No.151117292 [Report]
>>151116156
Something is actually happening?
Anonymous No.151117318 [Report] >>151117343
>>151115766
Far as i understood it the Land is "Main theme" and then "Quest objective to fix". Like say, you got a guy land in the "Land of Towers and Planes", so logically his consorts are having a problem of the Denizen or such orchestrating 9/11s.
Anonymous No.151117343 [Report] >>151117355
>>151117318
Clearly it would be his quest to orchestrate 9/11 for each tower on the planet
Anonymous No.151117355 [Report] >>151117393
>>151116824
The Pilots flawed, but far from worthless if you believe what they said of purposely rushing it as a proper prove of concept and how the actual Episode 1 would have changes.
>>151117343
See, theres the added fun in it: The planets being "defined" by just those two things mean you give people a easy idea of what it is, but at the same time can keep it very flexible in what it actually means as far as the Players theme goes.
Anonymous No.151117376 [Report]
>>151114643
Dude, I have fucling shades on. How could you even tell that?
Anonymous No.151117393 [Report] >>151117401
>>151117355
>stop 9/11
>cause 9/11
>document 9/11
>doubt 9/11
Just like real life!
Anonymous No.151117401 [Report] >>151117408 >>151117422
>>151117393
>Consort population is split into 4-5 different groups that all have different ideas and opinions about the goddamn towers on the planet and what to do with the planes.
Anonymous No.151117407 [Report]
I told you sales merch did something to help get picked up!
Anonymous No.151117408 [Report]
>>151117401
>consorts are all flightless birds and have never seen a plane, it's just legendary.
Anonymous No.151117422 [Report] >>151117435
>>151117401
>one faction is just debating the merits of the 9 or the 11 numerically, since that date is disconnected from thier entire experience.
Anonymous No.151117435 [Report] >>151117442
>>151117422
>The Player in particular is just confused how and why Skaia generated a planet wide 9/11 plot.
Anonymous No.151117442 [Report]
>>151117435
>the player was raised jewish
Anonymous No.151117785 [Report]
Good morning, /hsg/.
Anonymous No.151117882 [Report] >>151117955 >>151118111 >>151118252 >>151118306 >>151118897 >>151119913
>>151116932
Despite amping up the action the violence and blood will be toned down. It's one thing to have kids swearing it's another to have them brutally murdered.
Anonymous No.151117955 [Report]
>>151117882
fucking lame
Anonymous No.151118009 [Report]
>>151114626

She's redeemable through John's cock.
Anonymous No.151118111 [Report]
>>151117882
>they're gonna neuter or outright remove one of my favorite parts
maaaan
Anonymous No.151118170 [Report] >>151118233
>>151116932
They'll probably just trim the fat. And by trim the fat I mean purge Openbound and a lot of the drama (gimme an act 6 with nothin'!).
I'm more interested in how they'll try to adapt, if at all, things like the Doc Scratch and Caliborn website takeovers. And Trickster Mode.
Anonymous No.151118186 [Report]
>>151116156
I will always be a Vriskafags but until the anime onlys get to the trolls I will become God's Strongest Grimdork supporter. It's the best betakids ship full stop.
Anonymous No.151118223 [Report]
>>151116932
What would they rewrite in Act 6?
Anonymous No.151118233 [Report]
>>151118170
Trickster Mode musical number. It actually works hear me out.
https://youtu.be/eBqsBBKxG5g?si=FevxjpSayHPcTgYP
Anonymous No.151118252 [Report] >>151118643
>>151117882
>the violence and blood will be toned down
But I like the violence and blood.
Lovecraft’s cat No.151118306 [Report]
>>151117882
Kids should be brutally murdered in stories, it teaches them if they waste too much feeling crying about their brother’s porn puppets there will be consequences
Anonymous No.151118353 [Report] >>151118370 >>151118408
Hey question,
How much of the troll species can one steal for their own work?
I want to make a story involving a troll esque race mainly cause I like their biological caste system/ caste powers and what to know how much would be too obvious if I join sort of remade them for a story of my own.
Anonymous No.151118370 [Report] >>151118491
>>151118353
Who cares? Just do it.
Lovecraft’s cat No.151118408 [Report] >>151118474
>>151118353
Some Homestuck fans have already done it
They were involved in making the pilot too
Anonymous No.151118474 [Report]
>>151118408
Example of peope doing it?(the stealing troll race thing]
Anonymous No.151118483 [Report]
>>151107330
https://www.planesculptors.net/set/the-furthest-plane-a-homestuck-mtg-set
Anonymous No.151118491 [Report] >>151118623 >>151118675 >>151118710
>>151118370
Yeah i want to but there'd be nothing more embarrassing than getting then getting called out of "Hey this is a homestuck" in your work.
Anonymous No.151118506 [Report] >>151118764 >>151119061 >>151119134
Hey apparently there a trading project that got done for homestuck called strifestack.
It's independent
What do you think.
Anonymous No.151118547 [Report] >>151118560 >>151118596 >>151118655
hell yeah more of this. updated sprites are neat as well. Kanaya's theme is super good too
Anonymous No.151118560 [Report] >>151118595
>>151118547
>endless fucking reams of text for characters who are going to be dumped from the story as a bad joke

it's funny how demented and pitiful a person can be when "subversion" and "anticlimax" becomes an obsession for them
Anonymous No.151118584 [Report]
>>151114351
No need to be another person trying to drag anon down lol. The fact he has enough self-worth to recognize and resent when somebody's being a fuckin tool means he's on the right path to making better friends or at least not accepting shitty behaviour. I hope you do the same instead of just curling up and not trying anymore just because past connections faded away or didn't work out
>>151114413
>413
blessed by the numerals of the prophet, good luck anon
Anonymous No.151118595 [Report]
>>151118560
When backgroundish characters suddenly talk a lot, I usually expect they're going to die soon
Anonymous No.151118596 [Report]
>>151118547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POy09x79WRk
Anonymous No.151118623 [Report] >>151118650 >>151118736
>>151118491
Be honest in author's notes or whatever that you were inspired by Homestuck. Being called out for being inspired by a popular geeky story is only embarrassing if you're a kid
Anonymous No.151118643 [Report]
>>151118252
hot. I want to see more low8loods 8eing tortured, a8used, or 6enerally harmed in some way (it's my fetish)
Anonymous No.151118650 [Report]
>>151118623
my response is usually "no shit it's Homestuck, he left a wound that will never heal and this is the only way to soothe the pain"
Anonymous No.151118655 [Report] >>151118714
>>151118547
Can we get a comparison between the old sprites and the updated ones? It's been so long I can't tell what the differences are.
Anonymous No.151118675 [Report] >>151118736
>>151118491
not really? someone asks "wait...... is this a Homestuck reference" you can just 6o "yeh" and that's it. it's not like some hu6e scandal that'll 6et you 8eheaded in the streets or somethin6
Anonymous No.151118710 [Report] >>151118736
>>151118491
Like the other anons have said, it's only really a problem if you try to hide it or deny it. If you're open about it, 99% of people will be like "cool" and the 1% that actually gets upset about it just aren't worth paying any attention to.
Anonymous No.151118714 [Report] >>151118723 >>151118728 >>151119041 >>151119388
>>151118655
here's a couple from some screenshots i just took, new on the left, old on the right
Anonymous No.151118723 [Report] >>151118752
>>151118714
I read homestuck a few months a6o, and the sprites on the left were already there though. I don't think they're really that new t8h
Anonymous No.151118728 [Report]
>>151118714
jesus that Kanaya on the right, yuck, like a 50-year old chainsmoker
Anonymous No.151118736 [Report] >>151118775 >>151118786
>>151118675
>>151118710
>>151118623
Okay thats fair, now for the other slight problem
What's good to leave out just in case hussie goes "copyright infringe"

The most major changes are more variety of hair color and the horns are colored the same as the "blood"
Anonymous No.151118752 [Report] >>151118819
>>151118723
i meant new relative to myself (im partway through act 5 act 2) since this is a comparison between [S] Past Karkat Wake Up (on the right) and [S] Kanaya: Return to the core (on the left)
Anonymous No.151118762 [Report]
>>151116156
I'm praying for them to let Hussie have a bigger hand in the show. I don't want the pilot version of the cast.
Anonymous No.151118764 [Report] >>151118769
>>151118506
>Hiding text to tell if it's John or June Egbert
Anonymous No.151118769 [Report]
>>151118764
No it's John, the tag on the tumbrl said so.

Though there's more than likely going to be a June
Anonymous No.151118775 [Report] >>151118831
>>151118736
just don't call them trolls and don't have them have the 6ray skin and you'll pro8a8ly 8e fine
Anonymous No.151118780 [Report]
>>151117185
It just struck me that Lily's design really could be based on Anon. He could be her dad, given the age difference.
Anonymous No.151118786 [Report] >>151118794 >>151118797 >>151118831
>>151118736
Copying the hemeospectrum and its tie to a caste system might be too much.
Anonymous No.151118794 [Report]
>>151118786
I copied just the blood colors honestly, it's just a fun detail if you ignore caste shit.
Anonymous No.151118797 [Report] >>151118818
>>151118786
eh, I don't think so. it's not *that* unique, and if you just call the species something else, it'll 8e like an entirely different thijng
Anonymous No.151118818 [Report] >>151118841
>>151118797
just make them actual bug people instead of humans with horns like trolls are
Anonymous No.151118819 [Report]
>>151118752
ohhhh I see. okay yeah the sprites do o8viously look different later on
Anonymous No.151118831 [Report] >>151118841 >>151118848
>>151118775
But grey skin is hhhhooottt

>>151118786
Damn.
The blood thing is right. ill try to keep a color ranking that's biologically innate some how but making it blood is too much

I also wanted to make it less hive queen birth focused but I that'll give me more work to do. I'll still try it but it'll be more work
Anonymous No.151118841 [Report] >>151118918
>>151118818
>>151118831
yeah if you 6ive them antennas instead of horns it'll 8e significantly different. 8ug eyes may 8e pushin6 it, 8ut the antenna are definitely somethin6 to differentiate desi6ns. You can pro8a8ly keep the 6ray skin if you do the antennas
Anonymous No.151118848 [Report] >>151118859 >>151118882
>>151118831
>But grey skin is hhhhooottt
WRONG the pitch-black ink skin of trolls adults, matched with vibrant blood color highlights, is way more hot
Anonymous No.151118859 [Report] >>151118996
>>151118848
>black skin
>violent culture
>eats bugs
are trolls africans?
Anonymous No.151118882 [Report]
>>151118848
correct. The condense is fucking peak.
Anonymous No.151118897 [Report] >>151118906
>>151117882
fucking how?
Violence and blood are both major aspects of the trolls.
Anonymous No.151118906 [Report]
>>151118897
>fucking how?
LOL welcome to the castration of the property via being put through the modern media wringer
Anonymous No.151118918 [Report] >>151118941
>>151118841
I'm going to be honest, my literal only changes were scaleria colors, hair, and their horns being color coded as well, and there being no mother grub.
I kinda wanted to do a scifi harme story where the dude gets a variety of caste btiches
Anonymous No.151118941 [Report] >>151118985
>>151118918
>sci-fi harem
okay, yeah this is 8ased. 8ut a color-8ased caste system isn't like specific to Homestuck, so it'll 8e alri6ht i think
Anonymous No.151118985 [Report] >>151119002
>>151118941
Oddly for that my expanded idea was that the not-trolls had two bloody systems, one that fee their body and one that fed their powers. There were 7 colors and the shade pf your second blood color determined how strong the powers were,
Anonymous No.151118996 [Report]
>>151118859
Maybe India considering they have scat Christmas.
Anonymous No.151119002 [Report]
>>151118985
>7 instead of 12
yeah I don't think you have anything to worry a8out 8ro. it's si6nificantly different from troll 8iolo6y
Anonymous No.151119041 [Report] >>151119055 >>151119654
>>151118714
Turn them back. I like Kanaya and her weird hair on the right.
Anonymous No.151119055 [Report]
>>151119041
she's just so derpy lookin6
Anonymous No.151119061 [Report] >>151119072
>>151118506
>black john
Dropped.
Anonymous No.151119072 [Report] >>151119142
>>151119061
it's just the li6htin6 8ro trust
Anonymous No.151119134 [Report]
>>151118506
why is john's bulge so big
Anonymous No.151119142 [Report]
>>151119072
He's BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN.
Anonymous No.151119171 [Report] >>151119177 >>151119200 >>151119285
Anonymous No.151119177 [Report]
>>151119171
not zesty enou6h
Anonymous No.151119200 [Report] >>151119231 >>151120308
>>151119171
still can't believe this guy got clubbed to death for not being funny enough
Anonymous No.151119231 [Report] >>151119256
>>151119200
Or beheaded if some count Paradox Space as canon
Anonymous No.151119239 [Report] >>151119271 >>151119859
>series guaranteed unless hussie majorly fucks up for no reason at all
YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK!
Anonymous No.151119247 [Report]
>>151117185
Yesss teach her the words of power she will need them for the journey ahead
Anonymous No.151119256 [Report] >>151119568
>>151119231
ima6ine 8eing such a pussy you 6et killed 8y a low8lood
Anonymous No.151119271 [Report] >>151119278
>>151119239
Surely Hussie can't fuck up again if he had already screwed himself over with Viz Media.
Anonymous No.151119278 [Report] >>151119430 >>151119448
>>151119271
Surely he learned something from that.
Anonymous No.151119285 [Report]
>>151119171
the only one to withstand the Ampora family curse...
Anonymous No.151119388 [Report]
>>151118714
I think with a bit of sprucing up you could improve the old sprites while still keeping the character of them. These and the Xamag sprites are just so... generic.
Anonymous No.151119430 [Report]
>>151119278
Surely.
Anonymous No.151119448 [Report]
>>151119278
haha
Anonymous No.151119568 [Report] >>151119632
>>151119256
technically counts as the clowns kill.
And come to think of it, the Purples I think are the only caste the fish have never called 'lowblood'
Likely out of some begrudging respect / fear as it has been theorized in setting that the clowns could have taken over if they really wanted too.
Anonymous No.151119569 [Report] >>151119584
Can anyone remind me why /hsg/ is haunted by ghosts?
Anonymous No.151119584 [Report] >>151119630
>>151119569
Went hunting for an aradia gf
Anonymous No.151119602 [Report]
Anonymous No.151119630 [Report] >>151119788
>>151119584

But seriously, why are there ghosts?
Anonymous No.151119632 [Report] >>151119679 >>151120399
>>151119568
Condy could solo the entire caste so they kind of have to bow down.
Anonymous No.151119654 [Report]
>>151119041
I like how it makes her look like an actual weird bug alien. I love the old sprites for that.
Anonymous No.151119679 [Report] >>151119721 >>151119779 >>151119810 >>151120438
>>151119632
Proof Roxy out scales all purplebloods
Anonymous No.151119721 [Report]
>>151119679
Truth
Anonymous No.151119758 [Report]
Anonymous No.151119779 [Report]
>>151119679
and yet Roxy jo8s to Aranea.... how curious
Anonymous No.151119787 [Report]
Anyone know where that one art of the signless next to a kiwi went?
I swear its been making me go crazy searching for it, because I know it existed at one point like some mandella effect.
It was meant to look like an artsy oil portrait; where he wore a nobleman's attire with puffy breeches.
Or is it now lost media at this point?
Anonymous No.151119788 [Report] >>151119795
>>151119630
They should all fuck each other.
Anonymous No.151119795 [Report] >>151119836 >>151119896
>>151119788
what would their classpects 8e
Anonymous No.151119810 [Report]
>>151119679
Roxy couldn't solo her not by a long shot.
Anonymous No.151119836 [Report] >>151119862
>>151119795
nta but a majority of 4channers get knight of void, for obvious reasons, so that's a freebie
Anonymous No.151119859 [Report]
>>151119239
>unless hussie majorly fucks up for no reason at all
haha we're fuuuuuuuucked
Anonymous No.151119862 [Report] >>151120110
>>151119836
would tum8lr 8e Knight of Heart then? or somethin6 similar. also why is Knight of Void o8vious? Yeah I know people on here are sad pieces of shit and kinda racist and kinda sexist 8ut idk
Anonymous No.151119896 [Report]
>>151119795
Anonymous No.151119913 [Report]
>>151117882
>it's another to have them brutally murdered.
There about 1000 plot critical deaths in this story. Dream bubbles filled with the dead are critical. Gamzee and Horrorstuck are fucking critical. Lord English brutalizes the dead a second time. All the Game Over branches are plot critical.

Homestuck is about brutal murder.
Anonymous No.151119943 [Report] >>151119958 >>151120017 >>151120118 >>151120263
ANOTHER DECADE OF VRISCOURSE
Anonymous No.151119958 [Report] >>151119983 >>151119990
>>151119943
With act 6 being rewritten/rearranged for the show, what are the odds we get Vriska revisionism?
Anonymous No.151119965 [Report] >>151120130
Anonymous No.151119983 [Report] >>151119990
>>151119958
>reVriskionism
Please god it would be so funny.
Anonymous No.151119990 [Report]
>>151119958
I personally can't wait for the callout posts on Tumblr about historical revisionism and the 8 hour long youtube essays about Homestuck doing a facism
>>151119983
kek
Anonymous No.151120017 [Report] >>151120029 >>151120050 >>151120113
>>151119943

>outside chance we might actually get rose and vriska interacting

Don't get me hopeful now.
Anonymous No.151120025 [Report]
Anonymous No.151120029 [Report] >>151120484
>>151120017
>pic
fuck, didnt even think how hot that pairing is
Anonymous No.151120050 [Report] >>151120484
>>151120017
Somehow more cucked than Jade and Rose.
Kanaya just cant win...
Anonymous No.151120077 [Report] >>151120225
Another decade of bucket jokes
Anonymous No.151120095 [Report] >>151120117 >>151120146
>"never forget what they took from you" is spreading to other websites now
Lmao
Anonymous No.151120110 [Report] >>151120356
>>151119862
Well homestuck has a funny way of making coincidences not feel like accidents, solidifying their canon nature.
A common trope of knight players is that they always have a "mask" (le we are anonymous, expect us) and insecure pieces of shit like you mentioned.
And by serving void, or benefiting overs through void, you are essentially keeping secrets/hiding your identity (like a spy/assassin or secret benefactor).
I'm not sure if knight is accurate, but heart is in the right direction, yes. (Oh look, another coincidental choice of words.)
Anonymous No.151120113 [Report] >>151120163
>>151120017
So many Club pairings work with John as a ffm threesome because he got shipped with any girl who he seemed to have a normal emotional connection with.
When most of the cast don’t even manage that.
John + Terezi/Viskra
John + Rose/Roxy to start with the “normal ones”
Anonymous No.151120117 [Report]
>>151120095
This joke will not make it to the show
Anonymous No.151120118 [Report] >>151120147
>>151119943
I mean what even else is there to vriscuss?
Anonymous No.151120130 [Report]
>>151119965
200% polyester
Anonymous No.151120146 [Report] >>151120209
>>151120095
You can't just say that and not post proof
Anonymous No.151120147 [Report]
>>151120118
All of the new fans will flock into the Vriska did nothing wrong camp or the Vriska is literally camp and with how rabid newer fanbases are it will reach an even more autistic critical mass. Never underestimate people's ability to litigate meaningless shit for years.
Anonymous No.151120163 [Report]
>>151120113
John x Calliope/Caliborn... just imagine it...
Anonymous No.151120209 [Report] >>151120275
>>151120146
Go look for it on r/althomestuck
Anonymous No.151120225 [Report] >>151120332
>>151120077
is this the same as 8eing smacked in the face with a homeless man's dirty penis?
Anonymous No.151120263 [Report]
>>151119943
ANOTHER DECADE OF VRISKA FANART TO MASTURBATE TOO
Anonymous No.151120275 [Report]
>>151120209
>the original post has more upvotes than anything homestuck 2 has ever gotten
Lmao
Anonymous No.151120276 [Report]
Reminder that EPP is hella gay
Lovecraft’s cat No.151120308 [Report] >>151120373
>>151119200
Not being funny enough should be a crime. I would become a Joker against unfunny people in the right scenario where I agree with crime
Anonymous No.151120332 [Report]
>>151120225
Its more like being flashed by some dude's cock without consent
Anonymous No.151120353 [Report]
>>151111770
Why does he get so little art compared to the rest of the PS cast?
Anonymous No.151120356 [Report]
>>151120110
I think tum8lr would 8e a Sylph or Maid of Heart or somethin6.
Anonymous No.151120373 [Report]
>>151120308
A person who fails so completely at any job they are pursuing should be punished with death.
Anonymous No.151120399 [Report]
>>151119632
Condy also got bullshit buffs from scratch.
A regular empress, nay even a skilled martial one would fall before the might of the Honks.
Anonymous No.151120438 [Report]
>>151119679
I mean, she's a max echeladder god tier, so, yeah? Most endgame Sburb players can kill mundies by kinda brushing by them?
Anonymous No.151120447 [Report]
Anonymous No.151120484 [Report]
>>151120029

i no rite

>>151120050

Kanaya really is just destined to be the cuckquean of Homestuck.
Anonymous No.151120500 [Report]
If Kanaya auspiticized Rose's pussy and Jade's penis, then she wouldn't've 6otten cucked
Anonymous No.151120548 [Report] >>151120584 >>151120588 >>151120610
>>151111319
>>151114722
It's for 6 feet, 7 inches (alpha basically)
Anonymous No.151120583 [Report] >>151120638
https://x.com/sanestArtistt/status/1985131789031981184
Anonymous No.151120584 [Report]
>>151120548
imagine the nuclear war starts. you survive, but your body is horribly mutated from the radiation. In the end, you come out of it with 6 feet and a 7 inch penis
Anonymous No.151120588 [Report]
>>151120548
imagine the nuclear war starts. you survive, but your body is horribly mutated from the radiation. In the end, you come out of it with 6 feet and a 7 inch penis
Anonymous No.151120610 [Report]
>>151111319
>>151120548
No you idiots its a holocaust joke
Anonymous No.151120628 [Report] >>151120649 >>151120707 >>151120733 >>151121152 >>151121782
"model"
Anonymous No.151120638 [Report]
>>151120583
I love troll gore it reminds me of drawing on the walls with crayons as a child
Anonymous No.151120649 [Report] >>151120743
>>151120628

She looks like she has sex with lowbloods
Anonymous No.151120707 [Report]
>>151120628
I just know that ass is loose.
Anonymous No.151120727 [Report] >>151120772
does the karkat humiliation ritual ever end?
this guy needs a win
Anonymous No.151120733 [Report]
>>151120628
female hi6h8loods (YES, I MEAN FEMALE, NOT MALE) like this deserve rape 8y jade8loods
Anonymous No.151120743 [Report] >>151120758
>>151120649
>she
Oh no no no
Anonymous No.151120758 [Report] >>151120881
>>151120743
not a 6uy. there's no penis it's not true okay there's not male features it's a female it's a 6irl
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Anonymous No.151120772 [Report] >>151120815
>>151120727
I just got to this part last night. I didn't expect to like Karkat and Dave this much for my second read.
Anonymous No.151120815 [Report]
>>151120772
No no no davekatsucks bros we got too cocky ITS OVER
Anonymous No.151120879 [Report]
Anonymous No.151120881 [Report] >>151120931 >>151121006
>>151120758
He s going to suck your cock and call you his little gayboy, a widdle faggot if you will. He will ride you will his feminine troll cock bounces around like crazy.
Anonymous No.151120931 [Report]
>>151120881
You say that like your experienced in bouncing
Anonymous No.151121006 [Report] >>151121054
>>151120881
how many guys have you done this to, nonny?
Anonymous No.151121054 [Report] >>151121080
>>151121006
Enough. But it can be enough+1 if you want ;)
Anonymous No.151121075 [Report] >>151121114
Alan, you need my seed.
You need my seed Alan.
Anonymous No.151121080 [Report] >>151121280
>>151121054
no that's gay sorry :*(
Anonymous No.151121114 [Report]
>>151121075
You need alans seed
Anonymous No.151121152 [Report] >>151121644
>>151120628
wow he has instantly tunnelled to the impressive depths of Worst Official Troll Ever
>well u gotta understand “brand” itself is a loadbearing construct in a post-scarcity society right ;) weve refined reification into an artform n brand is a sorta mass hallucination that turns interpersonal loyalty into commodity fetishism. when uve eliminated material deprivation u have to invent new forms of hunger or else everyone gets bored n starts looking 2 closely at the system :) its not enough to BE something, u have to simulate its market value thru a ritual of emulating scarcity. we instinctively seek to recreate these structures even in a setting where all of our immediate needs are met. u see it in how ppl talk dress socialize n perform taste w this deep rooted need 2 rank each other n generate friction like the more abundant the world gets the more desperate everyone is 2 feel like smth could still run out. and thats where the hemospectrum comes in :) u rnt just ranked socially, u r legally ranked in terms of who can kill who n who can take what. its the ultimate artificial scarcity baked into the foundation of society. highbloods get infinite material wealth n security, but they gotta chase prestige n dominance like its oxygen. lowbloods r provided resources purely so that they can b expropriated by the same systems that provided those resources in the 1st place, so their existence becums performative too ;) all of this is connected in a systematized rehearsal of scarcity. a way to make everyone, high or low, feel that hunger even if their necessities are guaranteed. we create markets for artificial currencies that only exist because weve taken away the real ones. u r always computing where u stand, what u own symbolically, who u can dominate or manipulate ;) the whole machine turns desire into a metric. and the higher u r on the spectrum, the more you need to pretend deprivation exists at all, or else the whole system collapses into listless introspection
Anonymous No.151121194 [Report] >>151121243
Anyone who thinks act 3 ellith can beat the angel is retarded. She is physically stronger yes but has basically no combat experience. Also he is sure to win because he is faster. She is getting poked to death inshallah.
Anonymous No.151121243 [Report]
>>151121194
>poked to death
hot
Anonymous No.151121280 [Report]
>>151121080
Aw maaan :(
Anonymous No.151121323 [Report] >>151121364
John: Big Penis but circumcised
Dave: Small Penis but uncircumcised
Anonymous No.151121325 [Report] >>151121352
her: "you must be prince of all cosmos john egbert if you think we're fuckin"
me:
Anonymous No.151121352 [Report]
>>151121325
Baffling.
Anonymous No.151121364 [Report]
>>151121323
Jake: 8ig Penis 8ut uncircumcised
Dirk: Small penis 8ut with self-circumcision
Anonymous No.151121396 [Report] >>151121442 >>151121447 >>151121457 >>151121501 >>151121580 >>151121595 >>151122854
"Oh damn where I'd put that ring"
Jo88er Spider:


anyways, today is day 18(?) of drawin6 aranea every day. finally 6ot her eyes ri6ht so that's somethin6 and also 6ot her in her mindfan6 costume
Anonymous No.151121442 [Report]
>>151121396
FUCK I made the head too small 8(
Anonymous No.151121447 [Report] >>151121486
>>151121396
Never stop improving, Araneafag.
Anonymous No.151121457 [Report] >>151121486
>>151121396
why are you actually improving its scary is this a psyop
Anonymous No.151121486 [Report] >>151121506
>>151121447
>>151121457
thx 6uys. I 6uess i'm just really 6ood at improving??? idk why i'm improving so fast t8h. I assumed it'd take months for me to 6o from picrel to my most recent drawin6
Anonymous No.151121501 [Report] >>151121520
>>151121396
An inspiration to bards of void everywhere
Anonymous No.151121506 [Report] >>151121520
>>151121486
Sure you're a bard and not a knight?
Anonymous No.151121520 [Report]
>>151121501
>>151121506
8y creating art, i 6uess i'm fillin6 in the void (or aranea art??), therefore destroyin6 it
Eridanie1 No.151121546 [Report] >>151121612
35 minutes to freedom for the next 2 days, cannot wait for my weekend to begin.
Eridanie1 No.151121580 [Report] >>151121612
>>151121396
Wow anon, you're getting so much better each day! You should be proud of yourself!!
Anonymous No.151121595 [Report] >>151121612
>>151121396
what are you drawing with
Anonymous No.151121612 [Report] >>151121891
>>151121546
why is your weekend startin6 on a monday

>>151121580
thx, I'm mostly just surprised at how fast i've improved

>>151121595
magma.com
Anonymous No.151121630 [Report]
Anonymous No.151121644 [Report]
>>151121152
No dude you see this is setting the stage for the inevitable communist troll uprising

THAT troll will be the worst one ever
Anonymous No.151121659 [Report] >>151121676 >>151121827 >>151121858
Indonesian Homestuck fans exist???
Anonymous No.151121676 [Report] >>151121693
>>151121659
Do you have any idea how many Indonesians there are?
Anonymous No.151121693 [Report] >>151121750
>>151121676
Like 3 at least? But being for real I thought they are all gacha fags. Homestuck, really????
Anonymous No.151121750 [Report]
>>151121693
Homestuck is one piece for gay westerners of course there would be some
Anonymous No.151121782 [Report]
>>151120628
HOLY SEX
Anonymous No.151121783 [Report] >>151121839
>>151111591
>horn wiggle
w-what?!
Anonymous No.151121823 [Report] >>151121891 >>151121966
>>151111937
>>151111994
99% of things is working smooth as a baby's bottom except I can't draw cause my stupid ass forgot the save the activation code for clip studio paint
time to spend the days just shitposting while I wait for their support team to get back to me kek
Anonymous No.151121827 [Report]
>>151121659
Homestuck has a lot of Russian and Korean fans, some Brazilian and Japanese fans, a couple Frenchies a Swede and a Kraut, of course down the line the Indonesians and Filipinos find it.
Anonymous No.151121839 [Report]
>>151121783
it's a fake horn and he's actually an earth pony
Anonymous No.151121858 [Report]
>>151121659
the hell is a stamp rally
Anonymous No.151121869 [Report]
I love the autism of HS fans
Anonymous No.151121882 [Report]
Eridanie1 No.151121891 [Report] >>151121966 >>151122213
>>151121612
Because my off days as a supervisor are on tuesday and wednesday :3

>>151121823
Noooooo, well at least you can shitpost, so that's nice
Anonymous No.151121919 [Report] >>151121932 >>151122040
holyshit......
Anonymous No.151121932 [Report] >>151122040 >>151122041
>>151121919
I love you already...

(LEPIDOPTERA btw)
Anonymous No.151121941 [Report] >>151121985 >>151122019 >>151122052
Unused Gamebro and Gamegrl covers that Hussie dug up from old PSD files
Anonymous No.151121966 [Report] >>151122213
>>151121823
just pirate it??? i'm sure you can pro8a8ly find a torrent for it somewhere

>>151121891
cool
Anonymous No.151121985 [Report] >>151122008 >>151122019
>>151121941
Anonymous No.151122008 [Report]
>>151121985
Anonymous No.151122019 [Report]
>>151121941
>>151121985
Kinda wanna print them and post them on my wall
Anonymous No.151122040 [Report] >>151122057
>>151121919
>>151121932
who this
Anonymous No.151122041 [Report] >>151122050
>>151121932
I swear to god this is the second time I've been compelled to read a fanadventure because there was a cute girl in it that people kept posting.
Anonymous No.151122050 [Report] >>151122064
>>151122041
>cute
Anonymous No.151122052 [Report]
>>151121941
lol neat that he used himself
Anonymous No.151122057 [Report]
>>151122040
evanis dentum from LEPIDOPTERA
Anonymous No.151122064 [Report] >>151122107 >>151122109
>>151122050
OF COURSE
shoulda said cute/hot though desu
Anonymous No.151122080 [Report]
And then we have troll gerard way over here...
Anonymous No.151122107 [Report] >>151122149
>>151122064
troll that stinks but stinks good.
Anonymous No.151122109 [Report] >>151122143
>>151122064
>cute/hot
not tryin6 to jud6e too hard, 8ut damn that's crazy
Anonymous No.151122116 [Report] >>151122122 >>151122343 >>151122396
Anonymous No.151122122 [Report]
>>151122116
>they made it work
haha
no
Anonymous No.151122143 [Report]
>>151122109
i have a very broad taste in women.
vriska is still best troll tho, renity from prisounebound is a close 2nd
Anonymous No.151122149 [Report]
>>151122107
das what im sayin foreal
Anonymous No.151122210 [Report] >>151122265 >>151122295
Why is the Homestuck Discord so shit?
(Don't answer this)
Anonymous No.151122213 [Report] >>151122359
>>151121891
>well at least you can shitpost, so that's nice
oh hell yeah. I know the threads need their daily dirk quota
that's one cute aranea x meenah pic

>>151121966
>just pirate it??? i'm sure you can pro8a8ly find a torrent for it somewhere
as a last resort I will but I mostly like to live by honor system
Anonymous No.151122265 [Report] >>151122327
>>151122210
Post in lowercase, a groomer will find you
Anonymous No.151122295 [Report]
>>151122210
cause im not there to make it great
Anonymous No.151122303 [Report]
>>151108482
Lololol yeah ur right not even porn could fix his bitch ass
Anonymous No.151122327 [Report]
>>151122265
I don't really want to be groomed by Hussie.
Anonymous No.151122343 [Report]
>>151122116
>davekat was done because it was le subversive
awesome thanks
Anonymous No.151122359 [Report] >>151122539
>>151122213
Waiter waiter more Dirk please
Anonymous No.151122396 [Report] >>151122440
>>151122116
>made it work
didn't it make them regress as people?
Anonymous No.151122440 [Report] >>151122508 >>151122748
>>151122396
That's what really pisses me off about DaveKat. Rather than Dave leaving Bro's shadow and be his own hero and Karkat become the true leader everyone needed him to be, they completely abandoned their character arcs to become soft gay boys that do nothing. But "real people don't have character arcs" apparently.
Anonymous No.151122508 [Report] >>151122646 >>151122724
>>151122440
Dave says in near end of Act 6 they don't have character arcs, but recently Hussie describes Dave's 'character arc' of realizing Bro was abusive. So which is it? Do the Homestuck cast have arcs or not?
Anonymous No.151122539 [Report]
>>151122359
oh yeah, that's that good shit right there
Anonymous No.151122628 [Report] >>151122679 >>151122768
>>151116156
As was foretold. Never doubt my powers of pure delusion.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150899008/#150912451
Anonymous No.151122646 [Report]
>>151122508
schrodinger's arc
Anonymous No.151122648 [Report] >>151122684 >>151122732
Anonymous No.151122679 [Report]
>>151122628
oh hey im a seer of hope too :D
Anonymous No.151122684 [Report]
>>151122648
terrible
Anonymous No.151122724 [Report] >>151122746
>>151122508
Why are you taking something one character said once as the absolute 100% unambiguous truthful moral of the story like it's a fable? Did you watch that one scene in The Sopranos, get to the end, and go 'Oh shit Christopher was right, David Chase forgot to write his arc.'
Anonymous No.151122732 [Report]
>>151122648
I really hope that image is mirrored and that Vriska plushie has its right eye
Anonymous No.151122746 [Report] >>151122776 >>151122938
>>151122724
What is Dave's arc? Sucking dick?
Anonymous No.151122748 [Report]
>>151122440
what are the arcs of time/knight players anyways? what did dave have in common with latula or aradia?
Anonymous No.151122768 [Report]
>>151122628
how are hope players so fucking based bros
Anonymous No.151122776 [Report] >>151122785 >>151122810
>>151122746
Not worrying about whether he was a hero or not, the unattainable moving target that he was agonizing over for the duration of the story.
Anonymous No.151122785 [Report] >>151122813
>>151122776
Wow, cool arc, I was very engaged
Anonymous No.151122810 [Report] >>151123079
>>151122776
This is why I'm mad Hussie never showed him crying
He was not a cool kid
Anonymous No.151122813 [Report]
>>151122785
I don't know what else to tell you, it was pretty clear what his deal was and then he finally resolved said deal. You don't have to like it.
Anonymous No.151122854 [Report] >>151122912 >>151122960 >>151122983 >>151123110 >>151123254
>>151121396
Do it for her, Anon, do it for her!
Eridanie1 No.151122912 [Report]
>>151122854
This is....incredibly wholesome.
Anonymous No.151122938 [Report]
>>151122746
Absolute zinger
Anonymous No.151122960 [Report]
>>151122854
awww this is really cute :D
Anonymous No.151122983 [Report]
>>151122854
holy 8ased.... thx anon 8)
Anonymous No.151123030 [Report]
>>151116156
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.151123079 [Report]
>>151122810
tbf dave did cry when he saw his photos of john. and he also had a huge goofy grin while flying with the mayor. and he got emotional and sprung a hug on dirk. so he was able to relent on his stoic facade somewhat
Anonymous No.151123086 [Report] >>151123109 >>151124528
Anonymous No.151123109 [Report]
>>151123086
bewbs
Anonymous No.151123110 [Report]
>>151122854
you dropped your crown, king
Anonymous No.151123179 [Report]
THIS JUST RUINED MY DAY!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.151123254 [Report]
>>151122854
Anonymous No.151123319 [Report]
Migrate:
>>151123301
>>151123301
>>151123301
Anonymous No.151123498 [Report] >>151123520 >>151124026
QUICK! BEFORE THE THREAD DIES! POST SPIDER8REATH
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>>151123086