Thread 151139610

A famous right wing grifter reacted to Blade Vs Buffy and accused DB to be Woke.
Is it true? Is Death Battle too Woke?

Gentlemen.

>White girl wins
FUCKING WOKE BULLSHIT
>Black guy wins
FUCKING WOKE BULLSHIT

What did Blade do with Buffy's corpse after he killed her

>>151139610 (OP)
Link him the cap of speedy saying being transphobic is worse than owning cp.

So Dante lost, right?

>>151139635
>Strongest GreekSISSY vs. the weakest NordicBVLL

>>151139653
Probably

Dante and Clive should have sex with each other.

>>151139635
>Rocks that he tanked
Stronger than DIESTOROCKSnic.

No one cares about this flop episode

>>151139665
Yoko....behave...

>Maka: Deku, do that little dance that I like before I solo your verse
>Deku:

>Reading item descriptions for an old RPG
>Galaxies are infinite in size
>Universe is made of infinite galaxies
>The MC has destroyed millions of stars
>A dragon the MC fights is large enough to wrap its tail around the moon
Man, statements are REALLY funny if you take them at 100% face value.

>>151139677
Outerveral speed deer, chud. Be better.

>>151139652
Is this true?

>>151139684
God imagine him doing that second little jiggle on your hard cock through your pants

>>151139697
Mario...

>>151139000
The locked Quirks are part of One for All whether they're accessed or not. They're part of the stocked power and are all supercharged by that.

Giving something like that to someone who naturally has a Quirk is filling a bottle of water with more water and spilling it over. Each Quirk factor is absorbed by OFA just like how it was created in the first place.

The stocked power and the multiple Quirk factors absorbed into OFA make OFA an overall whole that as it gets stronger will overflow the bottle of someone who already has a Quirk faster.

People like All Might and Deku are empty bottles.

I just want to know if we will ever get an episode on Blue Lock level of bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJ3QOatMpo

Season 1 - Snipe GAPES Shiggy with his storebought pistols
First Movie - Deku runs and covers from small arms fire
Nagant - Deku spends an entire arc cowering in fear from a sniper, and upon using a brand new spiderman quirk to catch a bullet, says it hurt more than Bakugo’s strongest attack
Paranormal Liberation - Shoggy stabs Bakugo with his pointy fingers so Bakugo flops over and dies, needs magic healing lady at the hospital to bring him back life
Final War - Bakugo gets stabbed by Shiggy’s fingernails again and dies again, another hero literally performs organ replacement surgery on him to resurrect him
Final War Part 2 - The same sniper who GAPED deku GAPES Shoggy and explodes his entire arm off with a sniper bullet. This being the same arm that stanbed Bakugo to death TWICE. Blown off by the bullet that gaped Deku.

It is a thickly woven and interconnected and undeniable plot tapestry, that in MHA noone can tank a fucking knife or bullet.

Remember when /dbg/ found out that Willow had honest-to-christ better universal feats that Kratos despite being a side character?

>>151139747
I don't understand why people have trouble understand One for All. It's literally the twin quirk of All for One, it would clearly have a similar ability.

>>151139610 (OP)
>cop kills black man and jokes about it
>woke
has the metronome gone the other way?

>>151139762
*than Kratos

>>151139761
Actually think proves that the MHA verse jobs to women

>>151139633
Some wild shit, that

>>151139677
That deer is beyond speed, it transcended the concept of speed.

>>151139610 (OP)
Post it

>>151139761
Does that mean that Black Widow solos the Boku no Hero universe?

>>151139610 (OP)
No because the white person won

>>151139820
Yes.

Fire Force's ending confuses me. They make a point that the Fire Force gang is way stronger than Soul Eater but the ending frames Maka as the second coming shit's weird

>>151139790
bruh i will defend lewd drawings to the death but the kenshin mangaka owned actual cp and like a substantial amount of it to the point you can't even deny he was actively supporting the industry. terabytes and shit, man. why the heck is-
>troons
oh ok nvm

>>151139820
If Black Widow were in that gif, would she have scored a headshot?
If Yes, then she soloes MHAverse.

>>151139790
Why are troons so obsessed with Harry Potter?

>>151139872
FUARK!

Kenshin vs Harry Potter DB when?

>>151139635
>reverse image search
>sees this image posted on Reddit
>quick scroll through
>people unironically defended it with the multiversal rock argument
KEKAROOO!

>>151139769
People had been theorizing for years if all the past ofa user quirks had been passed down too and then started to hate it when it was revealed

>Goku, on the floor, dying: Did we beat Reimu?
>Superman, by his side, also dying: That was Cirno

>>151139876
It’s weird. I think it’s because leftytroons are (unfortunately) very invested in kiddy pop western fiction like comicbooks and star wars and harry potter. So to them a popular children’s book author telling them they’re not women, hurts more than the Vice President of the United States saying it.

>>151137808
>we're about to see the equivalent of what would have happened if Kratos had lost to Asura by DB not giving him any of his muh multiversal feats
Are Kratos' multiversal feats in the room with us?

>>151139888
"I think this will happen"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HAPPENED FUCK THIS"

>>151139893
Rowling is a normal woman. Vance is a weirdo couchfucker from fucking ohio

>>151139887
Those are literally multiversal cairns enchanted to trap a boundless fae

>>151139864
He jobbed, take away his crown

>>151139876
JK Rowling is transphobic because feminists have this divide where some of them believe that to be a woman you have to be a woman. So it's not sympathy towards men or anything JK Rowling very much dislikes them but it's a weird splinter where she considers womenhood to be biological rather than an arbitrary construct.

It's sort of confusing to me because JK Rowling has a fantasy setting where women and men can and do genderbend like all the fucking time through polyjuice potions and the like

>>151139906
What did they say about that Kaine guy? That he swallowed so much cum he needed to have surgery or something?

the virgin making theories that get confirmed vs the chad schizophrenic reach manifestos

>>151139908
>boundless fae
*midget Irish grifter

>>151139906
The couchfucking thing is so quintessentially reddit. They wanna shame their opponent for being a sexual deviant, but they can't call him a fag or anything because that's against their values so instead they just say he has sex with a couch because couches aren't people and can't be offended.

It's a sleight of hand where they're trying to co-opt the shaming of sexual deviance without actually having to like commit to offending anyone

>>151139747
They’re not part of the stockpiled power. Shiggy takes them away one by one in the final fight and none of the stockpile is lost. All Might isn’t even aware they’re passed down, he says the stockpile shortens one’s life.

the likely ones to get axed for next elim:
team boomstick
>slenderman
the springtrap/pac-man people wants his head on a pike; he still owes the team for his subpar performance in MUGEN
>miku
being the fan favorite has its upsides AND downsides; her continued survival will have more people turning against her at some point
team wiz
>MK
getting pitted in a 3v1 is not fair for most cases, his bare chance of surviving is hoping the bullet alliance somehow implodes
>sakuya
someone from the the bullet alliance HAS to take the brunt at some point; the 2hu people are more than okay enough she made it this far in the competition

>>151139959
No it's because a couch is an inanimate object and it's weird to fuck one you dummy

>>151139635
>>151139677
>>151139694
>reverse image this
>originally from reddit
>poster of it is obsessed with WMAF

>>151139967
They are though. Banjo says black whip is even stronger for deku than it was for him

>>151139982
Right, but the couchfucking thing is based on literally nothing it's an entirely fabricated narrative based on nothing - literally the whole thing was made up. They(left leaning Redditors) went with it because they want the optics of calling their opponent a fag without having to risk offending anyone - or did you think the couch fucking thing was actually in any way organic?

>>151139989
>WMAF
Nothing wrong with this.

>>151139853
Yeah, I think it was only solo stuff as opposed to actual on camera molestation but that isn't much better.
>>151139876
It was a joke for years that that kind of person desperately needed to read any other book. For them JK openly not agreeing with their ideology was the equivalent of Jesus coming down and telling American evangelicals that he doesn't approve of guns.

>>151138789
holy shit listroon finally left /dbg/ for once to repost his reddit slop in his own thread

>agenda
>Scaling
>Statements
>Connections
>Animation potential
>Calcs
>Slander
>Upscale
>Downplay
I'm so fucking tired man...

ROARtos. That is all.

>>151139996
Exactly. The Quirks of previous users become part of OFA and thus are part of the stockpile. The only boost that is unaffected by the other factors being taken is the physical power boost.

Since the thread is obsessed with BnH I'll take this opportunity to post my herowife here

>>151140062
>post good ending for shuichi

All is right in the world

Thorbros...I'm SCARED....

>Boku
we use the proper title, the American title
My Hero Academia

>>151140131
After the kind of wank they gave Hulk I don't think Vegeta's ever getting that win back

>>151139996
That’s black whip being boosted by the stockpile, not contributing to it.
When Shiggy took danger sense Deku didn’t suddenly lose 1/8 of his powerlevel. The stockpile is independent and boosts the other quirks.

BRING ME ARCEUS

>>151140017
Take your ass back to /gif/

>>151139913
>has a fantasy setting
It's a gibberish fantasy setting where anything goes because magic mang, why tf would you think it imply anything to an author's belief on troons.

>>151140293
Because why the fuck would you explore non-gender conforming scenarios in your writing if you believe gender expression is inherently biological
You shouldn't even be able to wrap your head around such concepts

>>151139610 (OP)
>MUNDUS, LEND ME SOME SCALING! THIS IS MAX FROM SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL I'M UP AGAINST!

>>151140181
...'S WEAKEST VASSAL SO THAT I MAY JOB!!

>>151140408
This punch is beyond all concepts and nonconcepts, duality and nonduality, and is transcendental of every Jungian Platonic archetype that supersedes an infinite number of layered realities of transfinite aleph cardinal spatial dimensions in all possible mathematical sets and frameworks within an infinite superset of Calabi-Yau manifolds in n-topographical space, each one infinitely above transcendental layers of fiction

>>151140181
It's their fight, not yours.

>>151140466
>Regigigas doesn't have slow start
>Regieleki isn't running twice as fast as everyone else
You must use better gifs.

>>151140382
First. You're reading a lot into something that was written before the troon craze and applying your own post-troon craze ideas, not that I'm judging. They turn into cats, is she advocating for cat expression? Dunno.
2. Genderbending is the ultimate anti-tranny genre. It says right there. If your character was turned into a woman, that is a woman. Why? The body is that of a female. The body had to become perfectly female in what could only be done by miraculous means. It's pure undistilled biological determinism. The body determines what you are. Your body isn't male/female? You will never be male/female. Your body is? Then you can be.

imagine if the boss rush for the upcoming challenge focuses on the characters' home series
miku and sakuya's will be by far the hardest challenges for their teams

>>151140382
There is a world of difference in some retard getting a doctor to invert his cock and a magical spell that can make a man into a functional woman.

>>151138040
>>151138680
I can tell this is some animation director trying to be cute but this honestly a really bad visual interpretation of Deku's powers. Especially those weird geometric RGB shapes. It makes it look like Deku has some sort of digital hologram power, which has nothing to do with any of his quirks.

>>151140532
What a retarded post. Gender bending is used to explore dysphoria and gender expression, not to affirm biological determinism you fucking moron. Every genderbender story you read is about how insanely uncomfortable it is to be in a body that feels completely at odds with your mind, how much that can fuck with your head because you can't properly express your gender identity. A super masculine man won't suddenly become all submissive and delicate if they get genderbent into a slender woman, their gender expression remains and that would serve as the entire conflict in a genderbending story.

>>151140669
I suspect you have been reading a different type of genderbending story than that anon has, I think that anon mostly sees genderbending in the context of porn and how genderbent characters inevitably surrender to their new biology

>>151140669
Anon, read Ranma 1/2. That is a story written by a woman about a guy who turns into a woman when a certain temperature of water touch him. It have nothing to do with your retarded political ideology.

Does anyone have a playlist of particularly funny Death Battle rage/angry reaction videos? Or are there any particularly noteworthy ones that you can share?

Who won the Reze vs Bakukek cast? I just came back from seeing the movie, and i think Reze wins

>>151140911
Swan was team Raze only to reveal he was baiting everyone and said Bakugo wins and Raze gets stomped

>>151140916
I saw up to that, and it's bullshit, retard sperging out makes no sense

>>151140669
That is because ego. Gender does affect personality but the author wouldn't fully touch the "what if super girly girl suddenly woke as conan" aspect if that happened

>>151140293
Because newsflash, the genre's fantasy. It's meant to be unrealistic you myopic manatee

>>151139853
I unironically think most troons think transphobia is worse than pedophilia

>>151139790
It's actually fucking crazy how narcissistic and selfish troons are. Someone misgendering them is a higher crime than fucking kids. Even niggers and fags can laugh at themselves once and a while and take some criticisms. Troons think the world should kneel before there porn addiction

>>151141049
um, that's what I said thoughbeit.

>>151141102
I feel like the most annoying thing about it is that most people who vocally support trans people don't actually like any of the ones they've met, but they're still like "trans rights!" and everything in spite of that. Same with people calling a musician "problematic" for having vaguely right-wing opinions but getting mad when someone points out that their favorite band donates to Israel.

>>151141071
>>151141102
There's no "thinking" to it. You just know.
Transphobia is literally equivalent to full on genocide and torture for them. Pedophilia is small fries in comparison.

>>151141129
Someone who at least resembles the average tranny gets outed as a pedo every week. It's not surprising that they protect their own when they're by all means the same bunch.

>>151141125
Most pro-trans people don't interact with them and are just blindly supporting to be nice. I remember my one irl female friend was in support of them for a bit. She recently had a kid and I made a troon joke in front of her and she and her husband started talking about how weird trans shit was. Couldn't believe what I was hearing lol

>>151141102
They're mentally ill people being coddled to reinforce their mental illness.

>>151141157
One thing I've seen universally from people for and against trans people is that they're absolutely sick of pronoun shenanigans above all else. Personally people that medically troon out are worse imo but "enbies" and the like are still insufferable. (And they all look the same!)

>thread turns into troon hate
Genuinely one of my favorite outcomes in a thread. Its so funny. I was on /vp/ a few weeks ago and everyone just began shitting on troons out of nowhere. Keep it up guys but remember to discuss Death Battle

FUARK!

I really dislike how many "skips" there are in powerscaling. It's why we have so many "multiversal characters" that can't even blow up a moon. The endless scaling also means that we leave the spectacle "sweet spot" and just get people who can apparently destroy universes somehow?

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

Who are we guessing wins based off of the previews and sneak peak?

>>151141102
>troons are narcissistic
This. Holy FUCKING shit, anyone who days they live rent free in your head is wrong. If you're into ANY nerd culture, they invade your space until there is nothing fucking left. My one ex-friend became a tranny (he became they/them and honestly, even though I dislike him now, I hope he gets help and can live a good life) and could not take criticisms when he was acting like a retard and blamed it on transphobia. Think about how many troons obsess over genders in children characters.

There are plenty of troons who aren't weirdos, who actually do somewhat pass and joke about their identity politics and think online weirdos are going too far.
The problem is that that's the point, those kind of trannies are the ones who actually go outside and know how to talk with real people.
It's also funny that you have the trucsum vs tucute divide that isn't talked about much anymore, how trannies basically got taken over by weirdos who were trying to fuck lesbians and be hairy men in dresses and pushed out the legitimate people who were just trying to deal with their condition

>>151141225
This happens mainly for 2 reasons:
-People take the science way too literally when most writers don't even remotely think about it or about how "feats" could be scaled. There a lot of exaggerated measurements of energy generated by explosions or comparative speed that were simply never considered by creators.
-A lot of ridiculous informed feats. I always like to bring up Saint Seiya here because by the Gold Saint arc all the characters are allegedly moving at the speed of light and throwing literal galaxies at each other but they barely even destroy a temple made of stone because "their precise control of Cosmo"; it's just bullshit that shouldn't be taken at face value.

>>151141268
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>>151141189
>>151141176
>>151141157
>>151141142
>>151141129
Hey faggots. remember why you're here. keep it on-topic.

>>151141253
Previews: Clive has a strong chance here because most winners this season have had stronger previews and Clive's was much stronger than Dante's

Sneak peek: Dante seems to have more prominence and teasing and Blade/Ultima got the same treatment and both lost

It's really up in the air though

>>151141287
Like, I can accept statements like "He can blow up a star without trying!" if the character displays other feats on a similar level. It's just that chain scaling and lore statements often have no consistency, so you get absolutely inane things.

>>151141224
What the fuck happened here?

>>151141304
I think the title/thumbnail for Clive's preview makes it seem like Dante winning would be ill-fitting.

Does Jaden really stomp

I feel like they wouldn't have Dante feature so prominently in the leadup if he was guaranteed to win, especially since they haven't done anything similar this year barring Kratosura, but they would've obviously learnt after the whole "we don't wanna pick on the little guy" fiasco.

>>151141360
>Godzilla's red mist was teased
>Blade's Breathing Gun was teased
>Dante is featured in Clive's preview like GR was in Spawn's
>Dante and Dr. Faust are heavily featured in the sneak peek
If Dante wins these are some major red herrings
I am pretty sure Dante is going to win G1 though

>>151141346
Judging by what a few anons said last thread...perhaps.

>>151139616
Your wife's past IS your business.

>>151141510
NO IT IS NOT! SHE IS A STRONG, INDEPENDENT FREE WOMAN!! TO MAKE HER PAST MY BUSINESS IS TO CONTROL HER! WE MUST BE BETTER THAN THAT!

>>151139906
>>151139913
His name is Robert Galbraith

>>151141521
What if an event in her past puts her in danger in the present?

You will never be a real tier 2, less a tier 1.

>"This is Alien X! He controls all of reali-*SMACK*
>"DON'T YOU DARE! KEEP YOUR HANDS. OFF. MY. JADEN!"

She's so cool.

What are some of the funniest cards Yugi could use that would fuck over Ash

Kirby defeated something that could end existence. Multiverse tier.

>>151142111
KNEEL

Discounting Ultima, could Samus defeat Godzilla?

>>151142291
Only with huge wank while ignoring Godzilla's wank.

Darkstalker's comic is out at last. So It's only right to do discussions on him again.

>>151142150
galaxy sized existence

So:
Broly > Hulk (per Death Battle)

Gogeta Blue > Broly (per Broly movie), so Gogeta Blue > Hulk

MUI Sign Goku (current Goku) > Gogeta Blue (as seen in the Broly movie), so Goku > Hulk

Hulk > Godzilla (per Death Battle), so Goku > Godzilla

Godzilla > Superman (see the canon comic where Superman fought him)

Doesn't this mean that Goku > Superman?

>>151142446
they didn't use crossover Godzilla so no

>>151142446
Godzilla > Hulk according to the canon comic, which results in Godzilla and Hulk entering a positive feedback loop of powerscaling that results in both of them having infinite strength.

>>151141071
Is 16 any good as an action game, I know it has no rpg elements but is it fun?

>>151142467
>Godzilla > Hulk according to the canon comic
Death Battle Calculations > Comics by writers who don't do their research

>>151142446
no as per Death Battle Superman > Goku (composite) and Goku (composite) should be above Broly (Super)

>>151142480
>Comics by writers who don't do their research
>EVERY SINGLE COMIC out of NOWHERE

>>151142486
my hero does his research you retard

>>151139632
Buffy won Anon

>>151142480
>>Godzilla > Superman (see the canon comic where Superman fought him)
>Godzilla destroys Hulk in another canon comic
>Goku/Broly tard: N-NOT LIKE THAT.

Good morning niggers

Need more /m/atchups

>>151142477
>is it fun?
Yeah if you only play the main story it's kinda like Asura's Wrath lite everything else is DOGSHIT and the most effective way to do damage to a boss is to hit it until it staggerred and spam the most powerful moves you have iirc because I never play Leviathan dlc

Today is a dark day for democracy

If we got Alastor in DB, i feel like Wiz/Boomstick will inveitably point out that Alastor is a massive fraud

>>151143263
What happened???

>>151143263
I don't know what happened but I will pretend to like the outcome if that makes other people mad

>>151143441
>>151143451
KINGtrap lost. Get over it.

>>151143455
>I ALWAYS COME BACK!

>>151143276
I used to want him or any other HH character on the show just to see them destroyed, but now I want to see an even worse franchise get demolished by them, maybe Homestuck?

>>151143487
Hello sexy

Which matchup would cause the largest seethe among troons, and which character winning would make them ACK themselves?

>My only regret... is not being able... to become... a better man.... I kept defending... CHUDura... over... KING... tos... Aahh...
>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP*
>KO!

>>151143688
Canon!

>>151139610 (OP)
The guy who said that, "Synthetic thinker" or something like that, also reacted to Hulk Vs Godzilla and said that Hulk was "The embodiment of the White Man's rage".
It was funny as shit because during hulk's analysis he ate all the "Hulk can clap universes apart and move at infinite speeds!" Wank but had to skip Godzilla's segment because he lost his shit at the idea of Godzilla being able to survive a black hole and tagging FTL foes

>>151139610 (OP)
>A famous right wing grifter reacted to Blade Vs Buffy and accused DB to be Woke.
Was it rat King? Sounds like this waste of Oxygen

>>151143777
>>151143790
It seems like Marvel = White Power according to this lad. Even though his favorites are a guy who's green 99% of the time and a literal negro vampire.

I KNEEL to DigiDEITIES
I KNEEL to Yu-Gi-GOD
I KNEEL to CHADkais
I KNEEL to SIGMAsonas

>>151143818
Don't forget Bakugans.

>>151139908
Anytime Kratos is even vaguely inconvenienced by something remotely magical, it’s suddenly multiversal. Multiversal ice because it was made by giants. A multiversal hurricane that almost drowns him in the novel. Multiversal trees because of runes. Multiversal bandits with multiversal knives. Multiversal bears. Multiversal forest trolls. Multiversal packs of wolves. Not sure how regular humans even survive in this world.but pointing out how nothing Kratosfags say ever make sense is a waste of time.

Tony Soprano vs Walter White but the track is Yates screamo somehow?!

>>151143632
Ralsei vs Harry Potter with the latter winning.

>>151139610 (OP)
Buffy got like no aura. So it's funny watching powerscalers glaze her in fanart just cuz she won. It's so cringe. It's SpongeBob all over again.

>>151143941
and an Ayo Ayo to you too, lil nigger. Perhaps shall me partake of some shoplifted malt liqueur while we discuss which of these Uncs have the most aura and shiiieeet?

>Attack Potency: Boundless
>Speed: Boundless
>Lifting Strength: 5 tons
>Striking Strength: Boundless
>Durability: Boundless
>Stamina: Boundless
>Range: Boundless
>Standard Equipment: Everything, Anytime
>Intelligence: Boundless

>>151143977
Tucker...

>>151143941
Characters being deceptively powerful is cool as shit, aura is for jobbers who need to make their opponent look good when they are defeated.

>>151143966
Shut the fuck up cracka. I'll club you to death with my BBC

>>151143998
>Characters being deceptively powerful is cool as shit
Only if you're a trans rights activist

>>151143977
Yup, yup.

>>151144008
Yeah, I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean.

>>151143999
why so violent all of a sudden, Kratosbro?

You guys ever sees those videos of those gay black niggas riding dildos while screaming?

>>151144061
No Alucard, I haven't.

>>151144061
I have watched God of War playthroughs, yes

>>151143487
...to job like a fucking bitch

>>151144084
I didn't post Springtrap though

>>151144109
...said anon to no-one in particular.

>>151144109
said Simon, as this is a canon thing he does

>>151144102
now Dante knows how it feels to be Kratos

>>151144109
...screamed anon when the Walmart cashier asked them to pay for their tendies

>>151144188
What did Alvin's brother do?

>>151144061
Can you stop talking about Boku no Hero?

>Dies to bullets
>Dies to stab wounds
>Can't outrun a van
>If he falls on the ground in a weird way he gets put into a coma
Dantesissies prove to me RIGHT NOW that Dante is not just a normal athletic human with a sword and some guns.

>>151144109
This, but unironically

Hi I'm Asuka, Asuka Langley Soryuu. Charmed aren'tcha?

>>151144541
CHARMED!

>>151144555
She's 13 years old

>>151144497
this is all MHA level

>>151144526
Osama has more building feats than Bakugo btw

>>151144579
outta 10!!!

>>151144579
Sometimes Hal enjoys an old hag

>>151143998
>Characters being deceptively powerful is cool as shit,

No, it's funny. Like Bugs Bunny. But ya'll meatriders be treating them like genuinely menacing, and it's just pure autistic cringe. Like, no amount of glazing is going to make any nonretard fear SpongeBob SquarePants.

>>151144588
Post Osama flying any of the planes

Give her a matchup

>>151144645
white shota cock

>>151144645
This brown STACY
Me, a mid af white boy
You do the math

>>151144683
>You do the math
Pegging?

>>151144638
I feel this way about Kirby as well

>>151144700
Pegging is a huge meme. No one actually enjoys it. Women naturally crave the domination only a man can bring.

>>151143977
Nick Fuentes...

>>151144741
Something something prostate

>>151144741
Men enjoy pegging though, your I spot is in your anus, women don't get physical pleasure from it unless you use a special two way strap on, but they can get phycological pleasure from it.

>>151139610 (OP)
Nobody even knows about the Buffy comic but everyone knows the Blade movies were awesome and the fights were kino and not slow motion slappy garbage so Blade should have won. It's not complicated. Digging some obscure shit from a nothing source is why these things always get lame AF.

Could Dante even use Dr. Faust during his match? He needs red orbs specifically to use them. It would be unfair to give Dante stuff from his game/verse but not give Clive anything in return.

I am still mindbroken...

>>151144807
Asurasissy...Bayosissy...Alucardsissy...Sonicsissy...Dantesissy......

>>151144826
>ABASD
>Asian Business Association of San Diego
I'm on to you tranny

>>151144868
Schizosissy....

Asians are the cuckiest race on earth btw. Actual subhumans

>>151144879
Fuck you, nigger. You're a psychopath wannabe archon piece of shit

Why does nobody take her seriously for matchups?

>>151144922
>Sticks my cock on her hand hole
>Cums and pulls out my cock covered in deep red blut

>>151144741
Definitely pegging then, it’s ok anon it’s only marginally less gay then KINGtos spam

>>151144922
>could've gone all the way and made her a nugget but chickened out
My disappointment was boundless

>>151144922
>>151144975
>everyone in the verse heals their missing limbs including deku
>Mirko just opts out because she wants to be in the special olympics with those weird plastic pegs forever
I realise canon Mirko isn’t anything like the badass musclemommy people think she is, she’s hori’s amputation fetish character

>>151145003
even Hori’s assistant Noriguchi got fed up of it, lol. Drew his own AU Mirko series where she didn’t become a transnugget

>>151145003
She is both a badass musclemommy and Hori's amputation fetish character.
Let me remind you that when Deku lost both of his arms he immediately gave up on life altogether like a F&H character. Miruko kept fighting even in the face of certain death

>>151143904
That fight would make my walls tremble!

>>151145003
We need more authors with a quadruple amputee fetish 2bh

>>151145049
Name a character who should have all four limbs amputated

>>151145074
Goku

>>151144804
We've already seen he's going to have it

>>151145074
Gojo almost ended up as a nugget in his episode

>>151145099
In the preview? They just mentioned it. It would be retarded to give him a weapon that cannot work without red orbs. I thought fights were supposed to be on equal grounds.

>>151145078
AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS VEGETA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME VEGETA'S NUGGET BABY!
AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!
DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE VEGETA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM VEGETA!
ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN VEGETA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM VEGETA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!
MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!
WOW VEGETA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE VEGETA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!
MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE VEGETA!
MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
MYMMHHH! SO GOOD VEGETA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM VEGETA!
THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!
WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
FART ON ME VEGETA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF VEGETA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!

>>151145074
Yang Xiao Long

>>151145074
Hulk

>>151145074
Ash

Ultimate fraud fight
Who actually wins between Dante and Hellsing Alucard?

>>151145176
Alucard is faarrrrr from a big fraud in battle boarding. Universal video game lore merchants like DMC, Castlevania and God of War surpass him in that aspect by a trillion orders of magnitude

>>151145176
DMC5 Dante would rape Alucard with his versatility alone.

>>151145118
He said and did all of those things.

I HAVE SEX WITH WITH SO MANY WOMEN IN REAL LIFE


WHO IS MY HERO?

>>151145297
EPSTEIN!

>>151145297
Dabi

AIIEEEE?! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TIFA RUN IT BACK AGAINST ME? AND I'M ACTUALLY A FRAUD?!

>>151145112
I mean presumably he'll just have a stock of red orbs on him, the same way you do in game.

What the FUCK happened to sprite fights? Are they too busy making Ash vs Yugi or are most fights going to be HD/3D from now on?

>>151145440
The sprite team worked on Simon vs Kyle. I assume the schedule was arranged so that once they finished that they could spend the rest of the year focusing on Ash vs Yugi without interruption.

>>151140916
Reze solos mha verse. Death Battle teamsters are retarded.

remember when they talked about Kratos on DBCast and Swan said he thought Kratos isn't even wall level
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/147294180/#147295969

I am the chadly Kiing of KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS

Chadnimal bros
We have another

>>151144935
Krautbro...

>>151140408
>>151140436
>>151141253
>>151141304
>>151141336
>>151141409
>>151144102
>>151144190
>>151144804
>all this edgy one button mashing beat em up twink jacking off
>Pic related mogs all their verses and takes the dark hell hero crown

>>151139694
It was a really powerful bear, ok?

>>151144804
>>151145099
>>151145112
>>151145415
Spidey can destroy dr Faust and royal guard with his source wall level fists.

>>151145997
Post Spawn destroying a mountain

KIIIIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOSSSS

>>151143987
BITCHcker has shit lifting strength

>>151146098
ok

>>151146119
>Dragon Ball ki blast tier attack that doesn't destroy mountains
Kekaroo

>>151146119
That's a weird looking mountain

What is Spawn's actual best physical feat compared to Kratos? Should Kratos REALLY have lost?

>>151146115
>Anon didn't read the original post

>>151146150
No, that was before they actually studied the character. Kratos GAPES him now

>>151145390
>Fight Yang effortlessly wins

>>151146150
This is it kek
Kratos actually does unironically win with the temple flip or the Cronos hand feat

>Street-tier fight sequences with a handful of hax
>But scales to a character who controls a dimension with reality warping magic hax
>Therefore his PUNCHES AND KICKS are universal+++
Is this how they scaled Spawn?

>>151146188
99% of characters above Universe level are complete frauds

Based on the feats and lore of the God of War series, Kratos could most likely destroy a mountain with a punch if he put his full power into it. However, in the games, his power is typically scaled down for gameplay purposes to maintain a challenge.

Here is an examination of his feats and why mountain-level destruction is well within his capabilities.

Evidence from Kratos's canonical strength
>Overpowering Titans: A younger Kratos has shown incredible strength against beings larger than mountains. He fought and overpowered the Titan Atlas, who was cursed to hold up the infinite Earth, heavens, and cosmos.

>Controlling his strength: As an older and wiser Kratos, he consciously restrains his true strength so as not to cause collateral damage to the realms. In the 2018 game, developers considered a scene where Kratos would punch a mountain thrown by Baldur and split it in half, but scrapped it because his character was supposed to be rusty and reserved.

>Continental devastation: The first clash between Kratos and Baldur in the 2018 game was so powerful that it tore apart the surrounding continental landmass. This feat is "far bigger in scale than moving or destroying mountain passes," according to some fan analysis.

>Overcoming cosmic beings: Kratos has defeated beings like Kronos, who was a conceptual entity of time and space, and Thor, who could shatter the World Tree (Yggdrasil). These feats operate on a scale far beyond just raw physical strength.

>>151146188
That's not even really true
The God Spawn fought was not really the true creator of the universe, just a cheap demiurge

Reminder that you can reality warp a universe into existence and still get punched unconscious by a street tier

>>151146186
FEATtooooss!!

>>151146234
FEETTOOOOOOOOOSSSS

Goku fans are something else.

>>151146119
do you have the aftermath? a lot of these are just pointless flash like Nappa's attack and Vegeta's Final Flash

I did really like the back and forth though until I realized how you were doing it. It was fun.

>>151146098
He destroyed a infinite dimensional demon that shook all of creation

>>151146311
Is that a mountain in the Spawnverse?

>>151146311
>shook all of creation
Oh...huh...this wording sounds oddly familiar

Post your hero SPECIFICALLY destroying a mountain. Not a big monster, not a large rock. A fucking mountain.

Now that Reze is done and dusted, can we go back to talking about Bakugo's real matchups?

>>151146370
yeah let's talk about Rex again

>>151146262
NTA but the comic is Spawn #301, I'm pretty sure it's this
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Spawn/Issue-301?id=161881

Bring me Sheev

>>151146365
Kay

>>151146188
To be fair it was also how they scaled Ghost Rider

>>151146311
>infinite dimensional
>shook all of creation
This is completely meaningless

>>151146399
that looks less impressive then when Gero destroyed that one city for no reason other then to fuck with Goku

Bring me Dash
Bring me A-train
Bring me Red Rush
Bring me MCU Quicksilver
Bring me Teen Titans Go Wally West
Bring me Okarun without Turbo Granny's powers

>>151146558
who the fuck is turbo granny?

>>151146570
Old Lady yoaki who can run at 100 km/h (62MPH)

>Dante is obviously going to win because he's going to be scaled to 9.1 billion universal lowballed
>plebbit still believes Dante will lose for some reason

>>151146322
>>151146455
Its better than a mountain or a wall

>>151146370
Reze still wins a real battle debate, death battle is just a biased popularity contest

>>151146682
Show that infinite dimensional demon ever destroying a mountain or a wall

>>151146656
Dante is weaker than Kirby confirmed probably weaker than pic related

Why did researchers say that this fight was close? From what I've seen during this waiting period Clive is better in almost every way, so what exactly does Dante have that makes it close?

>>151146682
which is also why Blade beat Buffy, because he's more popular

>>151146133
>t-the mountain is too zoomed out I-I can't see it..
You? Lost.

>>151146712
You're trying too hard

>>151146425
>tip of mountain destroyed at most
>nothing else
Does nobody know what 'destroyed' means?

>>151146705
Some guy Dante fought teleports them into a place that looks like space (even though there are just random clouds hanging around and said guy starts shooting small rocks at Dante) so that means Dante scales beyond all Platonic concepts

>>151146656
The only people who unironically think Dante is getting wanked are mind broken Asurasissies.
People said Kyle would get statments, lore, and chain scaling he he got his shit stomped by Simon. People said the same thing about Miles, Ruby, Blade, even fucking Chief. And they all lost.

>>151146712
What are your thoughts on the actual level of destruction the blast did >>151146399

>>151146690
He destroyed heaven(its own outerverse) by possessing a angel named Angela.

>>151146767
Huh, can you repost the image that gives evidence of this? It looks like it didn't show up

>>151146682
>death battle is just a biased popularity contest
I love this cope because you can prove it wrong 6 times in this season alone.

>What? Ash Ketchum? What are YOU doing here?
>You've come to claim every female I know?
>But I thought you were asexual!
>What... You're saying that Serena's kiss has turned you into an INSATIABLE SEX FIEND?
>What's that? You... You plan on making Tea give you PRIVATE LAP DANCES? Followed by ENDLESS HAPPY ENDING CREAMPIES?!
>A-and not just her?! Rebecca as well?!
>You plan on using her pigtails as handles before FUCKBLITERATING her until she turns RETARDED?!
>And that's not all?!
>Y-you're going to call my Dark Magician Girl and... AND... HAVE ALL OF YOUR ACE POKEMON RUN A TRAIN ON HER?!
>And then you plan on STEALING MY PUZZLE and then using it as a dildo to satiate Tea's now CAVERNOUS pussy that was stretched out thanks to your MIGHTY CHAMPION COCK?!
>A-and then you plan on IMPREGNATING her with THIRTY CHILDREN so that your thirty Tauros can now each have a rider?!
>A-and that's not all?! You're going to steal my Egyptian God Cards and throw them overboard onto an OCEAN MADE OF DARK MAGICIAN GIRL'S SEX JUICES?!
>And THEN you're going to SEVER the bonds of childhood romance I had with Dark Magician Girl from when I was a young Pharaoh?! Making her forget all about her memories with me and crave only your MIGHTY POKEMASTER COCK?!
>And that's not all?! You... You plan on granting me the most powerful Millennium Item, the MILLENNIUM COCK CAGE?!
>Well... What else can I say but... IT'S TIME TO YABBA DABBA DUEL

>>151146751
Dante is a golden child of lore just like Kratos

He's going to be 9.1 billion universal whether you like it or not

>>151146729
>>151146751
>Dante gets dominated by pic related

Anyone got those Twitter code Easter eggs from hulk vs godzilla?

>>151146804
But that's the thing. You literally can't even make statements out of that. Kamiya himself said all Mundus did was teleport them up in space.

My girlfriend just made me lose NNN...

>>151146821
And the GOW devs said all 9 realms exist in the same place as Scandinavia on Earth. But shaking them was still 9 billion lowballed.

If they just say Dante is some shitty street tier who dies if he gets sent through a wall DMCfags are going to make Ztards look tame

>>151146752
Oh...m-maybe there was a mountain in that exact spot? Yup. You just don't know.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Tenp%C5%8D

If your HERO can destroy this, they're officially mountain level.
SURELY your hero CAN destroy it, right?

>>151146840
>DMCfags are going to make Ztards look tame
First off, they are not as bad as Ztards. Second, you're insane if you think Death Battle is still afraid of certain fanbases when they love to rile up Ztards, Sonicfags, and Pokefags.
Dante is not going to get a gorillion universes lowballed. There is no way to bullshit his lore. Dante is getting his shit stomped and exposed as a street-tier.

>>151146783
Sorry I meant he possessed Celestine

>>151146751
>he he
AsuraBEASTS mindbroke you.

>>151140115
Imagine what kind of conversation she'd have if she met William Stryker.

>>151146880
Where are the outerverses being destroyed here? Those buildings in the background seem fine

Don't open this if you have a weak heart.

>>151146914
I have opened it and I have become a BETTER MAN

>>151146879
Honestly the fact that DMC losing would cause the bigger shitstorm is probably the main reason I think Dante is going to lose, DB almost always goes for the ragebait option if the fight isn't a ridiculously obvious stomp in one direction

>>151146914
I have been made better...

>>151146665
Madoka's footrest

>>151146923
>they go for the most popular pick!
>actually they go for the ragebait option

Post Kratos destroying a mountain :D

>>151146936
I never said the first thing, don't argue with the voices in your head please

>>151146877
I CANNOT DESTROY THIS

I CANT FIND THEM

>>151146877
I uh… JUST WAIT UNTIL HIS NEXT GAME ALRIGHT!?!?

I'm in love with Asura and it breaks my heart seeing Kratos kill him. Kratos is not even mountain level. Why is my hero so weak that he gets killed by sub-rock level monsters?

>>151146984
Durga...you need to cook more healthy meals for MONSTERsura and not just curry all the time

>>151146821
They dont care what WOG says if the character is popular enough. See Kratos where the devs repeatedly debunk his fanboy wank

>>151146914
man what a boring win screen, if they just used Greek Kratos only we could've gotten a far better one

>>151147010
>They dont care what WOG says if the character is popular enough
Asurasissies will do any mental gymnastics to come up for an excuse on why he lost in a fan fiction fight.

Reminder Dante is going to win and lord his superiority over Fraud Guy and Weaktos!

>>151146971
don't worry GOWbros, surely the next game will be in Egypt and I'm the devs will give Kratos a feat with the pyramids

Does curry even exist in Asura’s Wrath?

>>151147034
>Will do mental gymnastics
But enough about Kratosfags

>>151139610 (OP)
Reminder Multiversus, with the beloved "Good" Superman was a -100m dollar loss before being shutdown.

While JUMP FORCE outsold Injustice 1 and 2.

https://www.installbaseforum.com/forums/threads/2023-cesa-games-white-paper-additional-shipment-data-domestical-and-international.1847/
https://www.vgchartz.com/game/232041/jump-force/sales

3.85 ps4 1.27 xbox

https://www.vgchartz.com/game/232467/injustice-2/ 1.5 million
https://www.vgchartz.com/game/71001/injustice-gods-among-us/ 1.42 million

>>151147049
>n-no u

KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!

I guess we kinda got the brothership thing a bit already.

Are ypu all ready for Dante to beat up Clive?

>listroon woke up
Okay, the Dante and Kratos shitposting was fun. Now time to get to work

>Asurasissies will do any mental gymnastics to come up for an excuse on why he lost in a fan fiction fight
>>n-no u

Kill yourself listroon.

>CHAD Guy
The BVLL who ignores whores.
>BITCHtos
The cvck who marries whores.
>DUMBte
The chair upon which BITCHtos watches.

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
>*Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Simon, Godzilla, Hulk and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

I found them.
X + 7 + 15 + 11 + 21 = DBZ: (Goku from Dragon Ball Z)
X + 19 + 15 + 14 + 9 + 3 = STH: (Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog)
X + 6 + 18 + 9 + 19 + 11 = U: (Frisk from Undertale)
X + 19 + 1 + 2 + 19 = FATE: (Saber from the Fate series)
X + 11 + 18 + 1 + 20 + 15 + 19 = GOW: (Kratos from God of War)
X + 7 + 15 + 10 + 15 = JJK: (Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen)
X + 18 + 5 + 9 + 13 + 21 = TP: (Reimu Hakurei from Touhou Project)
X + 1 + 18 + 3 + 5 + 21 + 19 = P: (Arceus from Pokémon)
X + 19 + 1 + 9 + 20 + 1 + 13 + 1 = OPM: (Saitama from One-Punch Man)
X + 9 + 3 + 15 + 14 = NCFN: (Icon from Nobody Cries For Nothing, of which John Mitchell is the original creator)
X + 19 + 9 + 13 + 15 + 14 = TTGL: (Simon from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, John's favorite character)
X + 10 + 15 + 9 + 14 = DB: (John Mitchell himself from Death Battle)

Bakugo is lucky he isn't fighting Mr.5 because he'd no sell every explosion he uses and then kill him by flicking a booger at him.

post your favorite MU and loli character

"Hold this open, will ya?" said Patrick as he ripped off Spongebob's erect penis and used it to jam KINGTOS's hole open. It immediately grew back but smaller and wetter.

"Hmm... there's a lot of SHIT in here," said Patrick. "How much fiber is in Krabby Patties anyway?"

"YE WOULDN'T BELIEVE," said Krabs, as a gigantic turd stretched his red asshole until it tore.

"I NEED AN ENEMA," said Patrick. "OH WAIT WE'RE UNDERWATER." Patrick nibbled gently at the tip of Krabs' eyestalk as he released it from his mouth. He wiped eye fluid from the corner of his mouth and put KINGTOS's zippered lips to his own.

"ON THE COUNT OF THREE" said Patrick. "ONE… TWO… OH FUCK IT HNRRRRRRGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"

Patrick blew KINGTOS like a trumpet. All of his limbs went rigid and his GOOOOOOODSjuice spilled out from the dick hole in his suit. The immense force started to blow crusty chunks of shit out of KINGTOS's ass.

"I must keep the Krusty Krab clean!" yelled Spoogebob as he rushed over and opened his mouth. Spongebob recognized bits of the Krabby Patty formula in his mouth as Kratos's acrid shit coated his tongue and teeth.

"SWALLOW, YE LANDLUBBER," said Krabs, poking his dick at Spongebob's lips.

"HMRGGRGHRGUHF," said Spongebob, shaking his head. He wanted to savor it, but Krabs had other plans.

Krabs got up on his desk and flexed. "GET READY" he yelled as he jumped down on Spongebob with a stone cold stunner. Blood, semen and shit sprayed powerfully from every one of Spongebob's holes. The force of the explosion tore both of his legs off. The assorted fluids and solids coated the walls of Krabs' office.

"YE GOT THAT SHIT ALL OVER ME FIRST DOLLAR," screeched Krabs. "AND YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CLEAN IT!"

Kingtos got up. "TIME TO BREAK THE CYCLE! BE BETTER MEN!"

>>151147152
Asura is weaker than this guy!?

Why kratos...

>>151147071
nice

>>151147160
Asura was a chud who couldn’t learn how to BE BETTER. That’s why KINGtos had to TEACH him the hard way.

>>151147207
Asura must be a weak pathetic bitch if he's losing to this.

>>151147186
because the anon was actually mindbroken

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

These threads get boring when they're 70% the same shitposts with no actual discussions

>>151147215
He was not weak, merely ignorant. Ignorance is a sin and must corrected with a firm hand. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.

>>151147250
Well you could start talking about Dante vs Clive if you actually wanted to

>>151147257
Asura was not stronger than a Johnny Cage and Shovel Knight victim. He is physically weaker.

I tired of FRAUDS being shitposted in these halls. The LOSERS club is over in /r9k/, not here.

>>151147278
he was unable to beat Oni, a Shao Kahn victim

>>151147269
There's nothing to discuss. Dante has no lore, no statements, no chainscaling, no feats. Asurasissies try to but in and make boogeyman posts about how Dante will get a gorillion universes lowballed. But Dante simply loses.

>>151147250
Dante vs Clive would be fun to discuss but Dante is just realistically too weak and nobody played Clive's game

I....like Asura AND Kratos....

>>151147278
You underestimate the power of Shovel Knight and Johnny Cage. You will learn one day.

>>151147290
I do find it funny they scaled Shao Kahn to not only a person he's never fought but also to an attack that's never been used against someone who wasn't already beaten senseless

>>151147290
Post SHART Khahn destroying a moon.

>>151147315
Asura is still weaker than them. Asura is weaker than a Fat Princess and Donte victim.

Shovel Knight should have beaten Scrooge btw

Imbattakum!

Presented without comment.

>>151147343
Shovel knight factually dies to rats

God FUCKING damn it, why are my fans such RETARED ESLniggers?

>>151146245
Around browns and blacks, never relax.

>>151147336
>Destroying a moon
>it was just split in half
Not destroyed btw

>>151147313
Scrooge McDuck victims

>>151147363
superman...

>>151147359
Scrooge can die to getting poked

>>151147363
Sonic...

>>151147215
Asura sucks at fighting women.

>>151147379
And Shovel BITCH still lost to him, SAD!

>>151146665
A pathetic spread for BARBATOS!

>>151147388
>season 4 Death Battle where Glacius lost to Subzero
KEKAROOOOO! SHIT SHIT SHIT research standards back then. D to the ONEZO!

>>151147315
Scrooge and falcon victims, btw

IF KRATOS IS SO STRONG POST HIM DESTROY A MOUNTAIN :)

>>151147371
>n-not destr-ACK!
KINGni WARPED you.

Post Captain Falcon destroying a mountain

GOD FUCKING BLESS IT! Why are my fans such GENIUS EFLaryans?!

>STOP THE COUNT! IT’S NOT FAIR, SHOVEL KEK SHOULD’VE WON!!!
lol, lmao

>>151147426
>Many parts of the moon still there
Not looking very "destroyed"

>>151147437
Mario...

>>151139694
I've never been in a powerscaling thread before, but let me steelman this:

Norse myth and folklore gave a lot more respect to regular animals (especially bears) and to (relatively) normal warriors, Kratos is living in Norse mythology land now, therefore a bear from there can potentially be a serious threat to him.

You will never be a real tier 2, less a tier 1.

VS BATTLE WIKI NEEDS TO UPDATE MY HERO'S PAGE
IT'S ALL OUTDATED INFORMATION

Whats crazy to me about Mario vs Sonic 2 is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Mario doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Sonic.

He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Hyper Sonic, and so durable that Hyper Sonic literally CANNOT hurt him even without his power ups.

He also has access to every single power up he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Bottomless Gloves, so he can literally just spam Starman forever and has literally infinite one-ups and power stars.

He resists all of Sonic's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Sonic's attacks, he hard counters everything Sonic can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in speed, and even then Mario was shown to have equal enough reaction and combat speed that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Sonic can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Sonic gets utterly obliterated by Mario. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Mario would be just as fast, if not faster, than Sonic)

All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Paper Mario or his high end stuff like the Pure Hearts, the Tanooki suits, or even forms like Giga Cat Mario or "Turns people into gold coins" Mario or even Cappy, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.

Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Mario to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Sonic is a fraud as far as being Mario's rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a runback just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.

Kratos canonically won against Asura

>>151146932
>>151147050
>>151147071
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>151147448
Yeah, but people mock kratos because DB said thay he could destroy 9 million universes casually.

>>151147444
>literally broken into many pieces with an exposed core
>show the pic to anyone with common sense and they say that looks destroyed
COPEahn…

What song did they use on the Dante vs Clive sneak peek?

>>151147480
I am not an egg buster just because I cracked open an egg for my shake this morning!

>>151147237
He wasnt, but I think what Kratos did is pretty mindbroken behavior.

>Pedophila
>Beastiality
>Homosexuality
>cuckoldry

The character, please?

>>151147462
…is what I WOULD say if Death Battle was canon.

>>151147502
My stepfather

>>151147336
Shao Kahn can merge realms together with his power
the lowest possible interpretation of what realms refers to is planet level
planet level > moon level

>>151147480
If I ripped a piece of paper in half would you consider it completely destroyed

>>151147502
Naruto

>>151147507
...which it is. On every day. In every universe, even Bizarro World. Forever. This is the end of my setwnce and there is nothing after it

>>151147495
If your egg looks like that moon, you destroyed it.

>>151147461
Bowser vs Eggman proved that Mario still spanks SHITnic.

I was just returning fire...

>>151147354
>Blue Rat Fodder: The Scene

>>151143487
Can William take Slenderman?

My OC KILLS a mountain sized monster at the end of the story. Does this count as mountain busting?

Somebody in Asura's position really shouldn't post on these sites.

>>151147570
no because flesh has a different mass than rock

>>151147569
no

>>151147583
What if the monster is made out of a super dense metal?

>>151147570
Did they destroy them completely?

>>151147525
…oh one more thing to add before I’m done for good since I’m drunk as I type this. Death Battle is ONLY canon in my heart (not in reality) and that’s all that matters. NOW it’s the end of my sentence and any replies after this are not from me.

>>151147502
Makima!

>>151147502
Ben Tennyson, of course!

>>151147377
Just merely witnessing this image gave me a huge urge to jerk off

ITT: sandman victims

Asura still oneshits Kektos btw and no amount of memes is going to change that.

>>151147564
Post sonic splitting a mountain.

Today I will remind them.

>>151147614
TRVTH NVKE

>>151147570
Killing your mom isn’t that impressive

>>151147622
this happened to Mount Olympus when KINGtos defeated Zeus

>>151147614
in the cuck competition

>>151141521
You are wrong, kratos.

>>151147676
Three letters

>>151147516
If you rip it into many pieces then it’s destroyed, just like that moon :b

>>151147688
LOL

>>151147688
KYS

OKAY FINE!!!! YOU WIN!!! I'LL NEVER SHOW MY FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN JUST PLEEEEASSSEEE STOP GAPING MY HERO!!!!

>>151147688
sex

>>151147737
…academia

>>151141521
It's wrong to be a cuck.

>>151147737
>t.

>>151147622
FUARK!
>b-but it’s not-
COPE!

GOD image btw

>>151147794
Only a small piece of mountain was cut. You wouldn't say a wall level feat is actually building level.

>>151147787
>GAPED in sales AND power
No wonder Soniggers are so insecure…

NOOO DONT GAPE ME BE A BETTER MAN

>over a dozen fandoms fighting currently
WAKU WAKU! Now THIS is a FIGHT!!!!

>>151147814
>*slices you in half down the middle*
Sorry I doubted you, anon. You’re not destroyed.

>>151147570
No because a monster is a living being that has vital spots like eyes, organs, pressure points so a vastly weaker being can take it down

Why does dbg hate mountains so much?

What if a character kills a guy who tanks a blast that destroys a mountain?

>>151147895
No one has ever destroyed one

>>151147895
Mountains killed my hero

...........

>>151147887
>*Dies of old age in my sleep*
Guess I was destroyed.

>>151147895
Because mountains killed my grandma, okay!?

>beats all Haki users
>Solos the green lantern corps

>y-you didn't destroy the mountain!
But can the mountain destroy me? That's what I thought.

>>151147920
that grandma’s name was Kratos

KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!

>>151147906
>>151147909
>>151147920
What sized mountain do you think of when you want a mountain destroyed?

Well, Asura is sorry and will be a better man. Asura simply wants closure with Kratos.

/dbg/... sleep.

You are STILL not a real Tier 2. Cope and seethe.

>>151147958
1200 meters in length, 1100 meters in height, and 900 meters in width AT LEAST.

>>151144800

Death Battles are not "which character is cooler" battles or "which character is more popular". They're "which character is depicted as stronger in official sources".

What's a tier 2

>>151147968
The mountain didn't kill them

>>151147952
Black Cloverbros, Bleachbros... look away!

>>151148004
That's what you get for exposing Hulk as a street tier fodder!!!

>>151147688
Fml

>Kratos and Asura trade blows, destroying infinite + infinite bazillion of omniverses with their boundless power
>Asura eventually manages to defeat Kratos due to better growth
>"You're finished, God of War! Quit while you're ahead!"
>Seeing no other way to win this, Kratos decides to use a secret, ancient spell he stole from Odin's body
>He logs onto Blacked.com on his cellphone
>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER BBC HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Asura's fear reverberates across boundless infinity, unintentionally bowing before the superior Western pornography
>Kratos hypnotizes himself into being a good goyim for Odin, transforming into God of Cuckoldry Kratos (the transformation is actually cool, nothing like those immature japanese cartoons)
>Asura is obliterated from existence after he refuses to satisfy Kratos' wife alongside an infinite amount of black men
>"Hmph....your anger....your chudness....it has defeated you, Asura."
>K.O.!!!
I get that the Death Battle staff loves NTR porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?

In One Piece mountains are fodder

>>151148004
Get over it, Henry.

>>151148004
>Monkey expects God "Hate the Primate" Zilla to help him

>>151148004
This happened to me btw

>>151148036
Doesn't count, asshole

>>151148020
>>151148036
Is that how God of War ends? Kratos just dies there and never comes back?

>>151148052
Post banana

>>151148040
Looks more like a Hill to me

>>151148020
Infinite layers into outerversal rock, btw.
>>151148036
Boundless+++ troll, btw.

BOOM. Done.

>>151148076
Uhhh... W-what's the difference?

Mickeybros….

Kratos didn't won his Death Battle.

>>151148020
>>151148036
>>151148058
>>151148080
>>151148086
Asura is weaker than THIS? No wonder ASSura's wrath never got a sequel!

>>151148040
>>151148076
>>151148091
https://youtu.be/YZto7KrDTBI?si=jCk5jtU_JpY9a_2b

That’s a hill

>>151148113
Kek, true

Post Kratos destroying a mountain :)

>>151148184
I-I- I CAN'T!!!!!

>>151148113
>Asura is weaker than THIS
Post Capcom, Cyberconnect2, and Santa Monica Studio, Cory Barlog and Bruno Velazquez saying Asura weaker :)

So you can't do it? :)

>>151148220
N-no…

New thread

>>151148225

>>151143256
Okay, I might get it next paycheck then or something I guess I should ask how it compares to SoP.

>>151147991
Gokubro btw