Thread 151181600

Talk about Emily, post fanart, screenshots and webms of Emily!

Cutest angel

Vagie needs to die so Charlie and Emily can start dating.

>>151181709
Charlie is unironically a bad partner, more prideful than her father

Emily x Pentious

>>151181659
god I love when she makes expressions like an absolute psycho. something about her being a sweetheart makes it even better

>>151181709
They should all date each other

>>151182477
>"teehee, it's my first time anon so let's take it slow!"
>*nearly sucks your soul out through your dick giving you the most feral head a human man has ever received*

>>151181600 (OP)
If I knew for a fact that an Emily is waiting for me in Heaven, I would dedicate my life to get there.
I think I'm starting to understand The Yihad now.

>>151182917
Hopefully, she will be this happy to see me.

second best crazy angel after lute

>>151183470
Emily isn't crazy!

>>151184423
you really gonna tell me that face >>151181659 is fully sane?

>>151182720
>"Here."
>The cone is within reach. Hot pink. Strawberry flavour.
>"I know it's not much but I figured you could use it. First day and all that."
>(You)r gaze flits frantically between the aura blanketing your being and the woman generously offering ice cream.
>It's difficult to wrap your head around everything that's happened. A big part of you wants this to be a dream. To wake up to tell family and friends that you're ok and that you've still got so much more left to do.
>But the rest of you is screaming at the inevitable reality the higher functions refuse to acknowledge.

>Her smile falters upon seeing the distress in your eyes.
>You're shaking.
>Bright lights and puffy clouds fizzle out from the corners of your vision.
>There's no escape and the walls are caving in.
>You're dead.
>Vanishing the treats to somewhere else, she effortlessly hovers over and rests a hand on your shoulder.
>"Hey, look at me."
>That voice. Gentle, empathetic. Just like her touch. It wedges through the horrific stupor enough to makw you listen.
>"You'll be ok. I promise."
>There's no certainty in that statement, but the tone sets the stage.
>And for a moment you believe her. And accept the embrace of a literal honest-to-God angel wrapping her wings around you.

>>151184677
She is just excited.

>>151181600 (OP)
Emily wouldn't do violence.
High impact sexual kindness

>>151181600 (OP)

emily was placed in heaven to torment all of the sinners who want her carnally but lost to sir pentious.

>>151184792
That's how you know that heaven is really the bad place.

>>151184725
This

My heart and soul belongs to this beautiful creature

>>151181709
>>151181736
>>151181764
>>151184792
Whats with all shipping slop shill?
you have thread in /trash/ for that

>>151181736
While he thinks of Cherry

>>151185072

/trash/ is filled with people like us. we want to expose blue board normies to this content.

>>151185193
nta but that is the point. all hazbin or helluva shiptards must stay in /trash/ contaiment zone
>we want to expose blue board normies to this content.
sounds ass cringe

>>151181600 (OP)
>high impact sexual violence
My precious Emily wouldn't do such a thing

>>151181600 (OP)
I want her to eat me

>>151185436
Sure....

What did she mean by this?

>>151182917
>If I knew for a fact
That's the thing, Anon. There's no knowing when it comes to the afterlife. You just have to have faith.

Why doesn't she have a nose?
Freak

>>151185916
Feathery bush.

tempted to watch this dumphole of a show just for emily.
she's cute.
is it worth it?

>>151187541
She's not the main character (Sadly) so not a lot of screentime, but you can give it a try. She is one of the two main reasons why I even watch it.

>>151188537
B-b-but God forbade it!

>>151188652
>"1 Corinthians 13:13, Anon"

>>151184423
Not crazy, she just loves you and so does God.

>>151188537
No way

>>151188755
>"Yes way, Anon and after which, were going to watch Luther and Ben-Hur, Adam recommended me the latter."

>>151188830
I love Ben-Hur

>>151188855
It's a great film.

>>151188966
That made me thinking, what any angel (Especially Emily) would think about our religious movies? The Passion of the Christ is a good example and is my fav out of all that I saw.

>>151189380
The Passion of the Christ might be too much for her, unless you're there to comfort her, Luther she might enjoy though that's more of a historical drama, Ben-Hur I believe she'd enjoy, Prince of Egypt will likely be her favorite. The Greatest Story Ever Told, The Ten Commandments, The Robe, etc. I can't say how she'd react to them, at least she might find them interesting, unlike Sera who'd likely though out most of these films would go "No, that's not how it happened, That didn't happen, It didn't happen like that."
You think Emily would like Stryper?
https://youtu.be/ERMKZhFwGEU
https://youtu.be/sG0zAn0dL2I

>>151189520
Cuddling with extreme Holyness whilst watching a movie.

>>151189738
>Prince of Egypt will likely be her favorite
Yeah, was thinking about that too, its a great movie for all sorts of people after all.
>Stryper
Out of all non standart christian music I only heard Demon Hunter before, but those guys are too brutal for their own good, Stryper on the other hand sound like someone who really could take a concert in Heaven. So my answer is yes, she would definitely like em.

>>151190200
>Out of all non standart christian music I only heard Demon Hunter before
I've never heard of Demon Hunter
>Stryper on the other hand sound like someone who really could take a concert in Heaven. So my answer is yes, she would definitely like em.
I forgot to mention Johnny Cash but I'm sure she'd like all kinds of Gospel or Hymns regardless of style.
https://youtu.be/Dr_-QA0WVAU
https://youtu.be/jY23zfyqaac
https://youtu.be/fmqpcrbZ0Cs

>>151187153
It is just tiny, anon.

>>151190530
But isn't she a nigger? Das raycis. She a finna be a Grzegorz Fjord n shieiet.

>>151188537
>Anon prepare for some HEAVY MISSIONARY!

>>151193658
>"You better start praying, we'll go seven rounds for starters."

>>151181600 (OP)
Sorry for blogposting, but its the only place where I can say that and this is also the right thread.
How bad is it if one character from the show about demons is convincing me to become christian (The orthodox one) again? The more I love her, the more I want to be even more better than I
already am. And not gonna lie, its kinda scary in a way

>>151193862
Salvation is good for its own sake, regardless of the catalyst that puts you on the road. Kinda the point of the show, I guess.
All the same, I wouldn't share that during Communion. At least not untill you feel more comfortable in your faith.

>>151194093
Guess you're right, but I just really needed to lay it off my chest, at least like that.

>>151194311
It'll be a long, steady and sometimes a difficulty journey, Anon. God be with you brother.

>>151182477
That face she made when I showed her my dick and it was small.

Captcha: VOXAA

>>151197125
Here you go, Anon.

>>151199300
I don't get it.

>>151199332
Anon made her jewish.

What does an Emily hug feel like?

>>151199332
You don't nose?

>>151199350
Peta

>>151199358
*SNNNNNNNFFFFFF*

>>151199358
Like a very cozy and warm blanket on a fall night or sitting next to the fireplace with a mug of hot cocoa in your hands on a winter evening.

>>151199358
She studied hugology under the Speaker of God so she's probably pretty good at it.

>>151181600 (OP)
Abel is going to cause this girl to become a fallen angel.

>>151200099
>when she sees your penis

>>151181866
I need her Anons.

>>151200318
Which Anons are hers?

>>151200318
Ur not alone in that need

>>151199358
Imagine arriving in heaven and receiving a hug from Emily you'd probably cry and never forget it.
She would probably try to comfort you with a song too.

>>151201489
>What are you saying? What do you mean you don't want to have nephilim babies with me?

>>151200099
Cute

>>151201566
>"WAIT!"
>"Shit."
>"What are you saying? Let me get this straight, you don't want to have babies with me?"
ftfy

Just imagine...

>>151193862
Jesus is using angel waifus to make you repent.

That line: "We trademark all your holes!" was so cool
>>151181600 (OP)
The only reason I want Vox to win is so that Valentino can make Emily into a fuckdoll

>>151181600 (OP)
I love the fanart of perverted Emily

>>151181600 (OP)
Do you think Emily will have her own arc and development? I wish she could undergo character development too

>>151181709
I agree, I preferred Emily over Vaggie this past season and I feel like they have more chemistry together. It'd be so cool if that's where Gravity leads to.

>>151204934
Maybe? Back in times of season 1, me and some other people were thinking about her falling and all that stuff, but since main position of Heaven now is not so violent, her only development is the same that Charlie needs (In my opinion ofc), they both should understand how actually cruel not just hell, but Earth is too. How some souls refuse to change because they are rotten to the core. Like damn, some sinners really need a full course psychological therapy.
It's a simple plot for development, but given the circumstances its one of the only possible ones.

>>151205164
That'd be cool, I mean Vox and the really bad devils truly can't be redeemed and maybe shouldn't. I wonder if Emily could become an executor like Lute

>>151199638
Have we actually seen any 'fallen angels' besides Lucifer, Charlie and maybe previously Lillith (dont fully undersfand her deal)? The fuckin...mysterious forces of God or whatever that redeemed Pentious didnt do anything to Vaggie, she just physically had her wings ripped off and couldnt physically get back to heaven, she's still a 'normal' angel aside from that right?

>>151205194
>I wonder if Emily could become an executor like Lute
Not a job for seraphim, especially for a young one.

>>151205266
Well uh, Charlie is like half angelic being, half demonic in a way (Mostly demonic). Lilith is a demon I guess, since she was just a human before. And Vaggie choosed to stay, besides she got her wings back, so her status is questionable. Lute might fall (Or just straight up die) with all that revenge stuff of hers, but I don't really know.

>>151205293
I love her innocence, I love her so much!

>>151205752
She's a cute lil goofball, same goes for Pilot Charlie, innocent and naive but ambitious.

>>151205944
>someone wants to marry this

>>151205994
I want to FUCK her and trademark all her holes!

>>151205994
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>151205944
Silly and cute.

>>151206453
What would Emily realistically be like as a girlfriend? How about as a wife?

>>151206644
It kinda depends on who you are. I mean just think about it, perfect angelic being and imperfect human being. The point is that she could be a good 100% christian gf/wife, maybe even the best you could even get in many terms, but at the same time these inner differences can distort perception of it for you at the very least. Might be a wrong choose of words perhaps, yet I hope you got the message.