Thread 151195313

Esmeralda owed him sex

Okay.

Why

>>151195313 (OP)
“him” being her husband, Pierre.

>>151195313 (OP)
The Incel of Notre Dame

>>151195313 (OP)
At least a pity handjob.

>>151195313 (OP)
no, HE OWED ESMERELDA SEX

you fucking IDIOT

>>151195313 (OP)
Djali was SUPPOSED to be his, but fuckin' Hugo messed everything up and put him off the idea of getting railed.

>>151195313 (OP)
no, she owes ME sex

Truthfully, she could've looked at it and got close enough to breathe on it and he would've been satisfied

>>151195313 (OP)
She owed Judge Frollo sex.

>>151195313 (OP)
Shut up incel.

>>151195313 (OP)
You may need to give The Hunchback of Notre Dame another watch.

And this time, stay off your phone while it plays.

You know there's a second movie right? And he got an actual white blonde gf instead of a dirty brown gypsy.

>>151198180
Yeah Disney's second movies do offer consolation prizes for those who didn't get their happily ever after in the first movies

>>151195313 (OP)
I actually think the point of the movie was to show how 2 men deal with a whore. You know like hellfire vs heavens light. Quasi turned the other cheek or whatever.

>>151195313 (OP)
>wanting to fuck a gypsy

>>151198356
Frollo was horny for her.

>>151195313 (OP)
The point of the movie is that he let her go, he has the recognition of his humanity that he wanted and sex or romantic love wouldn’t have truly fulfilled that. I do understand that having her get with the other guy is a poor choice, I wouldn’t have done that myself but the movie does make a point that Quasi is letting go of that dream to pursue being seen as fully human in other more fulfilling ways.

>>151198256
For based Cinderella sequel appreciators:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella#Conclusion

>yfw Disney wasn't just making up the sequel shit out of nowhere, and the story is so old with so many versions that there is legit sequel material that has been kicking around for centuries
Warning: Spoilers.

>>151195313 (OP)
Terminal ugly fuck here. Me when a McDonald's chick refills my drink:
https://youtu.be/V-wU2CsUOLw?t=359

I know dat feel bro.
>I feel they owe me sex that is

>>151199628
>>151195313 (OP)
Esmeralda wasn't even a gypsie. She was kidnapped by gypsies as a child and raised as one of them.

>>151199628
Women don’t owe sex, but everyone deserves kindness

>>151199647
In this movie she is.

>>151199401
Bro. She was so hot that a religious guy that hates them wanted to fuck her.

>>151199655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlNjZDSA6pA

On both counts.

>>151197522
It literally wasn't his fault. That dancing succubus was obviously sent by the Devil to divert him from his holy purposes. Guy was strong to resist, his only mistake was not having her put to death on sight. It's what all whores and temptresses deserve.

>>151199665
He was weak, I am not.

Who would win if pitted against each other, Frollo or Salieri?

Did he honestly believe she was gonna have sex with an ugly fuck like him?

>>151198356
>>151200548
The point of the characters in the book is basically to show the reactions when a hot chick walks in the room:

Frollo - trying to use his position of authority to try to coerce a chick who isn't interested. Workplace sexual harassment begging to happen.

Pierre - Beta cuck faggot nice guy 'friend' that makes her pussy drier than the surface of Tatooine.

Clopin - Pimps her out for profit.

Quasimodo - Has less than zero chance of ever getting any puss, but still does shit for her. Whines like a bitch about how ugly he is for pity and sympathy, and that's all he's ever going to get for his trouble at best.

Phoebus - Shallow Chad who will obviously pump and dump her but is the only guy she's actually interested in because women are hypergamous retards easily impressed by a pretty boy in a uniform.

Disney fucks shit up with their happy ending bullcrap. Hugo just lays out the unvarnished reality. If you're any of these people you're fucked one way or another, and you get what you fucking deserve.

>>151195313 (OP)
gnarled Quasimodo hands typed this post

>>151195313 (OP)
>Let's make Phoebus the charming prince
the writers are massive colossal retards holy shit

Touch grass

>>151200491
Frollo was much more of a physically active person, Salieri just sat on his ass and played the piano

>>151200709
Not as big a retard as the person who decided to adapt Victor Hugo into a Disney film in the first place. I was quite taken with Les Miserables too as a kid, but that's because I'm a fucking sperg, and i'd still never try to turn that into a fucking Disney film.

You're either going to get a dour slog, or a fucked-up-beyond all recognition adaption. Might as well just make your own original or very loosely adapted story, instead of winding up with this weird half-arsed shit where you have Frollo singing about his theological guilt over Esmerelda giving him a boner, and Phoebus being some kind of hero who gets the girl.

Even the 1982 adaption where Esmerelda suddenly realises she's in love with cuck-boy for no reason and they escape together into some kind of happy ending is more tolerable than the Disney version.

>>151200759
Yes, but Frollo was still trying to play God's game, whereas Salieri told God to go fuck Himself, so he was more like this:
https://youtu.be/aEc_DGgC2Vg?t=228

>>151199410
That's what I mean some men want to kill all whores for not fucking them some men deal with it I'm so fucking tired I cant explain it or why I felt the need to post this.

Incel vs man. Quasimodo had that whole song about not being bitter or resentful if he could just have one day out there and he fucking proved everyone right. Women dont want to fuck olds unless they are gold diggers or ugly freaks so it's pretty realistic. And genociding the gypsies seems...you know I'm not saying it's good how was this a disney movie again?

>>151200612
>you get what you fucking deserve.

I don't think anyone deserves a woman

>>151200869
>instead of winding up with this weird half-arsed shit where you have Frollo singing about his theological guilt over Esmerelda giving him a boner,

I mean his voice was pretty great and it was a good song.

If Disney took more insane risks we'd have so much more entertaining bullshit even if it was all shit. Ifs all boring safe terrible cooperate shit now anyways. Adapt fucking hannibal holocaust for all I care if it has a song as good as Hellfire

>>151195330
I mean he literally saved her life multiple times. She at least could have gave him an angry Handy

>>151201007
Would you want a fireman or doctor to give you a handy too?

>>151201040
Sure, women in those professions are usually freaks in bed.

>>151201040
Yes

Reminder that actual gypsies look like british chav slags. The gorgeous exotic gypsy woman (Esmeralda, Scarlet Witch) is a myth. The very hottest gypsies are a stretched 7 at best and prefer to fuck their cousins in tents and caravans.

>>151201603
Here is how bulgarian gypsies look.
I do not know how your britis chav slags look, but they definetly don't look like this.

>>151201007
Am I obligated to give a man who saves my life a handjob? More at 11

>>151203009
They's cute when they's young.

>>151195313 (OP)
He probably has a 14 inch cock. That seems like something funny god would do.

>>151195313 (OP)
I was going to say that Quasi didn't want to just fuck her, and that he instead wanted to be loved and cherished fairly forever, which she obviously didn't owe him. But no, he literally only asked for one day. He actually did just want to have sex with a few women. So OP is right; she probably should've done that for bro. She's had to do a lot worse for sure.

>>151196042
You'd be lucky to get the goat. Esmerelda would just throw a baby at you and steal your phone and wallet before you even made the catch.

>>151203023
Hey I don't make the rules. Women have no right to get pissed off at men for how reality works.

>>151195313 (OP)
E I E I O

>>151203009
At their very best they look like try hard very mid bimbos

If you can get a gypsy woman away from her caravan, odds are good she'll fuck for little money. Odds are also good you catch something. Don't do it at your home or wherever you're staying if on holiday because there's a good chance she steals your shit or her gypsy horde comes by and ransacks the place.

>>151205435
What if I'm married, then what?

>>151195313 (OP)
If he looked the same but was 6ft+ she would have sucked his hunched cock...