Thread 151247754

2 girlbosses on the same picture.

How the fuck is any of this the "Mario" Movie if Peach and Rosalina can save the universe on their own?
I hate companies lying to me, make the fucking Peach & Rosalina lesbian adventures movie and leave Mario out of it already.

>>151247754 (OP)
I hope at the end tease Daisy appearing.
We need more rule 34 of these coom worthy smuts.

>>151247754 (OP)
I find it insane that they needed to hire Brie to voice Rosalina. If they needed a blonde that bad, they could have got someone who sounds like the girl. When Hollywood eventually collapses and we rebuild, no more forced household names.

>watching nintendo commercials

i shiggidiggydoo

Rosalina was always powerful, noob.

This is so weird to me because Daisy was the one I would think would be the girlboss type and it would be appropriate.

Why does this movie look even cheaper than the first one

that entire end sequence with rosa looked like some "ROSALINA IN UNREAL ENGINE" shit

>>151247938
She was also incredibly passive. Like more so than Peach.

>>151247754 (OP)
Something something girl boss

Why not go make a 2 hour video on it then an apology video when it makes a lot of money

>>151247815
>he thinks there will be a "collapse"
>he thinks he will be allowed to "rebuild" afterward
Kek. Even if there is a tangible "collapse" any rebuilding will be handled by the same people. Power will not be surrendered just because the plutocracy failed, lmao. That's how plutocracy works.

>>151247754 (OP)
I'm pretty so small likely those two are going to be related than be lesbians also the space one was always a bit of a go boss since her first debut in the comics and Princess Peach can do plenty herself when she is not captured. what I'm interested in is how they're going to make Bowser Jr different than his video game counterpart like maybe instead of looking up to his dad and seeing him as the boss he actually wants to take care of his dad permanently and be the new king immediately.

>>151247953
Movie Daisy is going to be that loud rambunctious tomboy girl that also wants a boyfriend, much to Luigi’s dismay.

>>151247754 (OP)
Man I wish we can get animators to make porn of them.

At least they didn't let the VA's physical appearance influence the design like you see in a lot of these movies. Hell she looks more on model than Peach.

>>151247975
insane how much low quality griftubers mindbroke you guys

>>151247975
>grifters out of NOWHERE

Why Bowser Jr. for the Galaxy plot?

>>151248115
it's only partially Galaxy, there are also Odyssey and Sunshine stuff

>>151247971
Peach:
>does nothing
>wears pink
>talks like a ditz
>"OHH, she's so GIRLY!"

Daisy:
>does nothing
>wears yellow
>talks loudly
>"OHH, she's such a TOMBOY!"

Rosalina:
>does nothing
>wears blue
>talks softly
>"OHH, she's so PASSIVE!"

You guys are retarded. These aren't characters. They've video game mascots. They have no fucking canonical personalities outside of what their fans project on them.

>>151248027
>the 40 year old "man" says, posting another children's movie and consooming woke slop like a pig

>>151248149
and I've yet to see in the game where she's zipping around at superspeeds, punching out giant robots and slow walking away from explosions

if you can't see the clear change from that to this you're disingenuous

>>151248149
>>does nothing
>>"OHH, she's so PASSIVE!"
Uh. That ctually makes sense, anon.

>>151247815
>When Hollywood eventually collapses
> and we rebuild
>"We"
Who the hell are you?

>>151248149
Rosalina is actually one of the most fully fledged Mario characters thanks to the storybook backstory delivery.

>>151248234
the White men. jews like you and that faggot need not apply

>>151248253
One a Anonymous post does not tell you someone's ethnicity or religion.Number two Jewish people practically built Hollywood because they were at the time it was being made delivery exercise or kicked out of institutions of traditional media just for being Jewish so they got an easy time being on the more popular thing because they wanted let them inside of the more older High societal things at the time. 3 most used in America are in fact White despite what you say some people said on Facebook to you.And for that's against American laws to say that you need me not apply as in the not allowed to help rebuild Hollywood not to mention International laws that America has signed.

>>151248115
You fight him multiple times in those two games.

>>151248238
>thanks to the optional backstory that got reconned in a game that made itself non canon
Kek

Bowser Jr. looks so fucking ugly bro... </3

>>151248298
>3 most used in America are in fact White despite what you say some people said on Facebook to you.And for that's against American laws to say that you need me not apply as in the not allowed to help rebuild Hollywood
your english is so atrocious that i've not a single idea what you're saying. Kikes really are stupid lmfao

>>151248234
I'm the black man that has to fix your problems behind the scenes.

>>151248253
>The white men
A nobody.

>>151248417
>batsoi
hero to the chinless and low t

>>151247754 (OP)
We couldn't get both Mario brothers at once but we can get Peach and Rosalina. Can't tell if woke or pornbrained.
>>151248377
It's not the fixing it that's hard, it's getting paid and not getting sued.

>>151247754 (OP)
I hope Daisy is an actual girlboss with a shaved head, so you fags have something to really complain about

>>151248341
Wut?

>>151248377
Tyrone, stealing shit from people's offices while you are cleaning at night is not fixing.

This plot is from Sunshine. Why the FUCK did they combine Sunshine and Galaxy? Are they rushing so they can adapt... Odyssey? Who is in charge of these retarded ass decisions?

>>151248970
>>151248149
>>151247774
>>151247953
>>151248011
What if they save Daisy for a Luigi's Mansion movie ? I did a what people would like to see now Luigi's Mansion 4 game less than a week ago and the number of people seem pretty interested and wanted to have Daisy there for some reason or method possibly a player 2 instead of it just being say Mario from the Peyton.

>>151249074
Daisy isn't in Luigi's Mansion, tho

>>151249137
Yes but the fans want her there.

>>>/v/725482390

>>151248341

they are literally selling physical versions of the storybook with added pages

>>151247754 (OP)
Seems like they only know how to write one type of female character. You'd think Peach would bear the girlboss burden so Rosalina wouldn't have to, but they just gave it to both.

Hope it turns out a decent movie

We did this last time. Complained for months abou Peach being a woke girlboss and then the movie made a billion dollars and suddenly all that shit stopped.
And the thing is I *agree* that's what they did. But fuck you people are fairweather cowards.

>>151247754 (OP)
>Peach & Rosalina lesbian adventures movie
I wish.

>>151248253
You're brown though.

>>151248167
>consooming woke slop
You know you lose all right to be taken seriously when you use this kind of lingo, right?

>>151249625
How long are we legally obligated to seethe about it after the fact? It's coming up again because it's relevant again.

>>151247754 (OP)
I will take this as a troll because its the same argument people were making for the first movie. When the movie came and it was a huge success the narrative changed to

>Its actially red-pilled and based because Chris Pratt is a christian!!
>No! Mario is the true hero at the end!
>Nintendo stepped in and took out all of girlboss peach scenes!!

>>151247754 (OP)
>girlbosse
This word has become completely meaningless.

>>151247971
She literally used her castle as projectile Also, she is playable in 3D world.

>Trailer focuses on Mario, Luigi, and Bowser.
>Give both major action bits in the trailer to Peach and Rosilina.
Sagusa...

>>151247754 (OP)
The Critical Drinker is a leftist in real life and makes fun of you people.

>>151249680
Ewww, gross! You are not true.

>>151250210
Forever. Stick to your guns.

>>151250631
I have a backlog of things to complain about. I prefer to bitch about something when it's in season.

FUCK BOWSER JUNIOR WHERE'S MY KOOPA KIDS

>>151251112
To be clear I don't care if you stop complaining. What I care about is all the fags that reed about how Peach was a woke girlboss that stopped once the movie made a billion dollars. She didn't stop being a hypercompetent girlboss, she was just one that made money and cowards were too scared to call it but because they couldn't bleat go woke go broke like sheep and they had to be on the right side of history so they bent over backwards to explain why ackshully Peach wasn't so bad after all.

>>151251152
>to be clear I don't care, now look at how much I care

>>151248027
this

>>151251132
Koopalings

>>151249074
>What if they save Daisy for a Luigi's Mansion movie ?
They could. Nothing stopping them from adding her in.
>>151249137
>Daisy isn't in Luigi's Mansion, tho
Neither is the Sand Kingdom and Wonder Bowser Jr in Galaxy. It doesn't matter.
>>151249070
>This plot is from Sunshine. Why the FUCK did they combine Sunshine and Galaxy? Are they rushing so they can adapt... Odyssey? Who is in charge of these retarded ass decisions?
They're not making 1:1 translations of the games, my guy. Did you even see the 1st movie?

>>151251152
Because those so called “influencers” are only on to get clicks. Never trust any of those YouTube cowards who only spout rage.

>>151250222
Mario was the hero at the end though, woketard

>>151247754 (OP)
You questioned a Hollywood movie. The left are going not going to be happy

>>151247754 (OP)
The First movie Already Ruined peach, because she was never a Girlboss.

Now they are gonna do the same crap with Rosalina?
It's over.

this is now a /co/ approved image

Will this end like the original SMG with an Evangelion Bing Bing Wahoo Apocalypse?

>>151251436
>Mario pining for Italy

Dude's from Brooklyn. He's as "Italian" as I am.

>>151251357
Losers like you are why I hated the fact I'm on the spectrum.

>>151251493
maybe if you weren't on the spectrum you'd realize he's right

>>151248027
>Dead inside tosspods getting mad at people who thinks children DESERVE better content, and respect for their intelligence and innocence.

God fucking forbid man.

>>151251493
Fuck off, Feminist.

Peach in the Games is better that this stupid out-of-character Girlboss

>>151251557
no one deserves anything

>>151249070
Mario has plots worth adapting?

>>151250222
>NO tye movie wasnt butchered and rereRREEEeeWrote several times in the making.

>>151247754 (OP)
>2 girlbosses on the same picture.

Oh no! Now your pee pee will shrink even smaller!

>Rosalina isn't damsel in SMG
>anons sleep
>Rosailna isn'r damsel in SMG the movie
>anons wail and rend their Vivian James t-shirts

>>151251611
she's supposed to read storybooks to Lumas and do nothing else

>>151251585
>You'll eat the Slop, and be happy!

>>151251611
>Rosalina isn't damsel in SMG
Rosalina sat in the hub and Mario did the lion's share of the work.

>>151251753
bitch mario gets his ass handed to him and he wakes up in Rosalina's car

>>151251751
who are you quoting?

>>151247754 (OP)
do i even have to say it?

>>151251753
More like a Mother.

>>151251897
>Hey Bowser Jr, got something for me?

>>151247754 (OP)
ngl it’s kinduva shame we didn’t get yoshi in this

I mean, bro had the post-credits scene and everything

>>151247754 (OP)
Everything but the cgi looks mediocre. It looks so good visually it's impressive on Illuminations part. Too bad it looks bland, generic, and unfunny.

i want rosalina to float over me and sit on my face while she reads her storybook
you want to cry about girlbosses
we are not the same

>Doesn't look like the borderline amazonian bombshell she's supposed to be.
>doesn't act like the calm, motherly figure she's supposed to be.
>Played by the fucking box office bomb Brie Larson.

I'm sure it will still make billions.

>>151251345
>questioned
you mean sperged out like an incel

>>151252518
>Doesn't look like the borderline amazonian bombshell she's supposed to be
I was gonna say you were dumb for even hoping for that, but Illumination has had some pretty titillating designs over the years. Maybe the Mario brand is just too precious and strongly guarded to ever have a movie that based

>>151253478
It can't be THAT strongly guarded. Look at Bowser Jr, they utterly fucked up his design in every way they could.

>>151253775
Idk I thought Junior looked accurate enough, just a bit more detailed as with the rest of the cast

>>151250222
The first movie was woke, and bad, but successful. I will fully admit it was successful.

>>151253478
It's about gross old women and fags in suits shaming women. That's all. Peach was built like an ozempic victim and had a fave that was a cross between knocking on middle age and jew. I'm surprised they didn't give her the old wide as fuck jaw thing.

>>151251308
That argument was not accepted pre-release nor in the early release of the movie. It was retroactively accepted to save face.

>>151248115
I rather we got the koopa kids, they at least had some individual personalities

>>151247754 (OP)
Is it bad that I like Mario and Peach as a couple in these films?

Luigi cute, and I'm happy he'll get to share more screen time with Mario. But I also really wanted to see Daisy...

>>151256176
>>151256446
https://youtu.be/-dt9nZO9iew?t=344

This will be tricky for them, since they cliched girlbossed Peach so hard in the first 1. They will have to make Rosalina atleast somewhat feminine or it will just be 2 of the exact same characters

>>151256566
so you didn't watch the teaser yet?
>superpowered flash/superman rosalina
>walks away from explosions like she's James Bond or Tom Cruise
>tells her kids the story about the brave and heroic princess peach and doesn't wanna read to them about "the plumber"

>>151256176
>>151256516
https://youtu.be/Vg5OBgDOfJA?t=3499

>>151256804
KEK
now HE needs to be adapted

>>151247953
I kinda get the sense that Nintendo doesn't really like Daisy. She's like Waluigi; only there to pad the roster in sports and party games.

lmao last movie they had to save Luigi. next movie they will save Mario and Luigi

>>151247815
No casting choice in this movie series will ever be as retarded as Chris Pratt being chosen for Mario

>>151256889
What about Garfield?

>>151256925
>this movie series

But will they include things from Mario Wonder?

>>151249625
with the first movie the trailer did make it look like it was going to be girlboss peach and mario was an incompetent loser, but then the movie wasn't actually like that and Peach was more a chief who saw the potential in mario and took him under her wing, then in the finale he steps in to save the day when her plan fails.

>>151256840
I said it in the last thread, but I think the reason there seems to be bias towards her is because Miyamoto had no involvement in her creation. It's also probably why the Land series as a whole aside from the obvious Daisy and Wario are left virtually untouched.

>>151247971
>She was also incredibly passive
Oh wow dude... I think you've just uncovered a shocking truth about video games: how they usually require the player to do everything, leaving non-playable characters with passive roles. And maybe, just maybe, blockbuster movies work a bit differently, since they're built around a cast of famous actors who all need something to do. Fascinating stuff. You should totally write a thesis on that.

>>151257107
i must've forgotten in the story and plot how rosalina was a combination of One Punch Man, Goku, Dirty Harry, and Rambo

>>151257132
Oh no dude, my movie characters are acting differently than a side NPC whose only job is to say “good job, hero” in a cutscene? Bro, stop, you’re too deep, academia isn’t ready for this.

you're gonna do the power level bullshit with Mario now?

>>151247754 (OP)
these fucking IDIOTS had better include the ONE thing that matters this time.

>>151257176
Mario and Luigi scale high together.

>>151247754 (OP)
I don't know why people get their panties so twisted over Peach being a "girlboss"

Back when I watched the movie those comments always seemed too overblown to me. She's a badass this time around, yeah, but at the end of the day it's Mario who gets the spotlight and saves the day

If anything, I was more bothered by Luigi not having much action and Bowser's almost entire personality being an incel

>>151256821
There was that brief period leading up to the release of Super Mario Wonder where the Mario fanbase at large learned of Prince Haru's existence and were convinced this guy was him

>>151257176
>now?
People have been power scaling Mario for years in all the Mario vs Sonic debates.

>>151257270
>I was more bothered by Luigi not having much action and Bowser's almost entire personality being an incel
that is game accurate though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twf8cH57AX0

>>151257432
Look, I'm not saying it's not true to the character, but it does get annoying as the film progresses

He's presented as this force to be reckoned with, and then he spends most of his screentime being obsessed with Peach and jealous of Mario

>>151257506
That's also true of the character.

>>151257506
my one gripe was that when he proposes to peach she is just like "ew no" I would have liked it more if she had rejected him for being a villain without equal who attacks innocent people

The other thing I laugh about with that movie though is that Mario's plan is to send the banzai bill through the pipe. The pipe that leads to brooklyn. Lucky for him it randomly exploded for absolutely no reason reason while inside the pipe dimension. Like what was his plan if that didn't happen, was he actually trying to nuke Brooklyn and kill his entire family?

>>151248970
If you spent less time ragebaiting and more time practicing your art wouldn't be so shit Billy

>>151257572
I think calling it a "plan" is being too generous. It was obviously a desperate on-the-fly idea he had.
If you want an actually retarded plot point you can have Peach training Mario to tag along because it would be dangerous but also she lets a random Toad with no training tag along despite the fact she apparently wants to protect her Toads from danger, or the pathetic "Mario and Luigi are such good brothers that you should totally care about cuz as a baby Mario defended Luigi" flashback.

>>151257270
>She's a badass this time around, yeah, but at the end of the day it's Mario who gets the spotlight and saves the day
Execution matters

imagine being mad that the girl gets to win. grow up.

>How the fuck is any of this the "Mario" Movie if Peach and Rosalina can save the universe on their own?
Based.
>Make Peach gay
kys.

>>151257748
Imagine being mad at arguments you made up in your head

"imagine being mad that the girl gets to win. grow up."

>>151257725
>Execution matters
If you wanted her to be more feminine, I can definitely understand that and I agree a little bit (would be nice to see her mellow out now that Mario and Luigi are around). Now, I don't think she's the Mary Sue detractors make her out to be; she's a perfectly fine character in my eyes

>>151248253
Is your kind ever going to actually DO anything, besides smashing your keyboards in rage on internet sites?

>>151257840
That's basically all any of us fans of the games wanted. Peach fighting was never the issue she's been fighting in the games for years now, it's how she fights and how her personality and dialogue is written that urks people

>>151248201
Super Smash Bros

>>151257161
The point is they destroyed yet another character solely to appease the woke liberals and attack us once again.

>>151257748
This Person made the wojack face while posting this message.

>>151251611
She got her fuel source stolen by Bowser and did absolutely nothing about it.

>>151247754 (OP)
is there anything about women people wont complain about?

>>151257897
do you actually believe the things you write?

>>151255595
Man, these kinds of movies AND stories have been emasculating and destroying men for thousands of years. When are you and your kind doing to do something about it?

>>151256804
>>151256821
>>151257393
He's not coming back

>>151257897
>destroyed yet another character
what character?
they were all side characters with maybe 10 lines of dialogue per game, or even just 1 in older games
you could make them almost anything and not contradict what is seen in the games

the only things we know for certain about peach in super mario 64 is that she can bake a cake and that she is kinda polite

>>151257873
You're alright my guy, I just think some other people exaggerate. At least she still retains elements from her game characterization and doesn't overshadow Mario

>>151256605
>tells her kids the story about the brave and heroic princess peach and doesn't wanna read to them about "the plumber"
Why do you trannies say shit like this? It's hilarious how you have to whip up retarded nonsense out of think air solely to force yourselves to be angry. Why didn't you also add "she warns the little star children that the demonic white man will touch their no-no places and sell them into slavery on an island" for that extra outrage flair?

>>151257998
vying and consooming woke slop about masculine desexed titless women and soiboy beta hapless men is the most tranny shit you can possibly do.

>>151256804
>>151256821
>>151257393
>>151257985
Prince Haru for Super Mario Multiverse.

>>151256176
Wasn't the movie the reason people started to accept this ship again commonly after decades of cuck memes?

Where is he?!

>>151257970
Do you?

>>151257990
Another worthless woke tranny who's never touched the games he loves watching be raped and destroyed.

>>151257270
The problem I have with movie Peach is the execution of her.Ya want to make her not a "damsel in distress"? Sure fine. What happen though was was an over correction of it where Peach could not show weakness to the point of none of Peach's character was in there.
Like shit,
Instead of Peach just acing the course, have her use her floating ability to ace it.
Instead of Peach staring down a Kong, She have he be the Smash Peach where she just doesn't show fear and smiles.
Acutally have her being ,ya know, at Bowser will for more then like a minute.

They took a lot of Peach out of movie Peach. That's why I don't like her.
Her best scene in the movie is her first meeting with Mario. Becuase that was a good mix of Peach's usual character and the "She ain't no damsel!" shit.

>>151258018
>masculine desexed titless women
Peach and Rosalina have never had tits.

>>151258061
>who's never touched the games he loves watching be raped and destroyed.
what possible reading of peach can you get out of SM64 other than "bakes" and "is nice"
you could make her a metalhead and still not technically contradict anything

>>151258071
>She have he be the Smash Peach where she just doesn't show fear and smiles.
You mean where she's a completely airheaded bimbo who doesn't even realize she's in danger and can roflstomp the King of Evil, the murderer of Samus' parents, and the One-Winged Angel?

>>151258080
yes they have

is this just the new cope now? Pretending none of these characters have ever been girly, passive or feminine?

>>151258089
THAT IS HER PERSONALITY, THAT IS HER CHARACTER. THAT IS WHO SHE'S BEEN FOR DECADES. Fucking christ, you're like the people championing Ian Flynn's destruction of Amy's character by removing everything she's been since her debut.

But what does DED6, the number 1 Rosalina lover, think of this?

>>151257748
They're using sex symbol Brie brie in a kids movie. Have some shame

>>151258098
Where's the tits, and why did you feel the need to include a picture of a mod?

>>151258108
>THAT IS HER PERSONALITY, THAT IS HER CHARACTER
we never see her bake in the mario movie, but she never has any reason to either
she is very polite to mario and takes on a mentoring role, so she doesnt contradict that either
literally everything else she does is not in contradiction with her super mario 64 appearance

Why are people crying about Rosalina using god-like powers and skills when she is literally a fucking goddess?

>>151258164
i don't recall aphrodite bursting out the seashell to punch out zeus for his sexism

>>151258164
She should be more like Gandalf. Super powerful but whose greatest strength is their wisdom and guidance.

>>151258108
>>151258108
>THAT IS HER PERSONALITY, THAT IS HER CHARACTER. THAT IS WHO SHE'S BEEN FOR DECADES.
Hahahahahahaha

>>151258164
that's the flimsiest excuse ever. she's a "goddess" in the game too and she's not a smirking smug superman there either.

>>151258186
When has Rosalina done that? Except in MArio 2D World where you can play as her and roflstomp Bowser and his Koopa Troop.

It's hilarious, Peach was a girlboss in the Mario 3 and Mario World cartoons and nobody had a problem with it and still don't have a problem with it. Why does her being one in these movies send you people into teenage girl hysterics?

>>151258242
There's been more complaining about Rosalina's casting in the past 12 hours than Peach's casting since the announcement 3 years ago.

>>151247754 (OP)
IM GOING TO WATCH THE MOVIE pirated AND GOING TO HAVE A GO TIME.

>>151258229
in the current teaser for the new mario movie? Against Jr's giant mech.
that's why we're discussing it because they didn't learn a thing from the first

>>151258123
>Where's the tits
in pictures 3 and 4?

>>151251897
>So your initials are BJ?

>>151258298
Which game is 3 from?

>>151258094
>who doesn't even realize she's in danger
Ah, you're that guy, got it.

Her being a chipper, friendly princess and then golf clubing a god is a great take on her, yes.

But again, my issue with Movie Peach is that she lacked Peach, no how much ass she kicked.

The only way we would have been happy is if movie Peach was just as weak, pathetic, and useless as game Peach, was kidnapped at the beginning and never seen again until the end, and Mario fucked her braindead as his reward for saving her ass.

>>151258186
in ancient greek myth the fates were even more powerful than zeus, he was a complete cuck compared to them and even people in ancient times thought that.

Lucian of Samosata wrote a whole socratic dialog about it in the 100s CE about how pathetic zeus is
https://monadnock.net/lucian/zeus.html

>>151258321
that's an unlockable alternate costume for Krystal from the Star Fox Adventures remaster.

>>151258372
>if movie Peach was just as weak, pathetic, and useless as game Peach
>this pleb hasn't played super princess peach

>>151258397
what remaster?

>>151258383
>Lucian of Samosata
literally WHO? The Roman-Syrian fucking novelist?
https://www.theoi.com/Daimon/Moirai.html
Read Zeus Moiragetes. Zeus was their boss, their leader, their Veto and sometimes even their daddy who gave them the job in the first place.
"Above the head of Zeus are the Horai and Moirai, and all may see that he is the only god obeyed by Moira."

>>151258383
Lucian of Samosata was a satirical novelist from Rome, not Ancient Greece.
His entire career was built on making fun of things, he was the contrarian redditor nihilist of the time. He wrote Zeus Rants and Zeus Catechized as well, because that's all he did

>>151258482
How damn tight is that dress?

>>151258511
The inside is a cosmic void.

>>151258481
and yet zeus never struck him down with a lightning bolt. Really makes you think.

>>151247997
Old elites are often exchanged with new elites in the aftermath of a collapse/revolution/upheaval.

>>151258511
When physicists say that "space is curved" or that the universe is "finite but unbounded" this is what they're talking about.

>>151258564
probably cause he wrote all those books about how greek gods and philosophers were weak and retarded scammers, about 300 years after Rome destroyed Greece

>>151258632
except even the ancient romans said "captive greece captured her captor"

>>151247754 (OP)
Yeah, that was a lot of girl power, enough to power a whole pmsing city. LMAO at Rosalina going all action movie cool guy explosion in the background... That's TOTALLY not overwrought. Nope. Not at all.

>>151258680
The only thing overwrought is the woman-type shit-losing you people are doing.

Huh, guess we all got bored of pretending to be outraged about this.

>>151247971
It's funny how this factual post triggered people.

>>151257962
When they have sex with me

>>151259163
>pointing out he's right = triggered
So if you agree with something your parents said that means you're triggered by it?

>>151247754 (OP)
You are not real. You are a bot that is farming for negative engagement on a kid's movie.

>>>151248167
>consooming
So are you.

>>151248149
>They have no fucking canonical personalities outside of what their fans project on them.

Ok, MovieBoob.

>>151259653
>MovieBoob
Haha! BOOB!

>>151258511
What got deleted?

When are old spinster bitches betas and queers going to be banned from making media?

They can only get away with cooking the books for so long

>>151249680
ohhh just imagine

>>151248341
retarded mouthbreather

>>151258346
god brawl was such a gorgeous game

>>151258021
Him not being in Wonder made the game so boring. No he didn't have to be Peach's BF, they should've pulled a Pauline on him.
What a wasted cute design.

>>151263491
Prince Peasley is a good enough equivalent.

>>151257748
This, girls are better than boys in japan

>>151258346
>Her being a chipper, friendly princess and then golf clubing a god is a great take on her, yes.

That's not a personality though, its a blank status quo. And not a interesting one at that.

>>151259097
There's no curiosity factor anymore because we know for a fact these movies suck ass. But three threads in the catalog about Brie is still pretty impressive outrage.