post and discuss ! here we go again

>>11304065
Aw, you want to come with?

You can even carry the bags. You did say "anything". Making yourself useful will help with the daily abandonment breakdowns, I promise.

>>11304065
>tfw I don't want her to shower

>>11304065
Shower every 5 weeks please.

>>11305034
absolut kinema

neat thread

>>11304049
self-harm scars!!!!

i found the source and a higher-res version:
https://x.com/dekoiichan/status/1563004393892433921

Tranny neet here. Was fun at first. Was employed till February and then my entire team got laid off.

>>11305034
The artist for this and the character are troons. Killed any enjoyment I had for it since knowing.

>>11307523
is either really confirmed? i used to browse the tranny board a year or two ago and saw people hoping for such, but that seemed like all it was. also, i will defend straight trannies to the grave. transbians are subhuman, though

>>11307530
Their username on camming websites was "princess_baphomet". Tiny little eurasian dick on this fellow.

>>11307534
idk what i expected engaging in convo with an anti. i guess if i cared enough i could search for that, so thanks i guess. not gonna put any more effort into this reply or bothering to reply again

>>11307536
You seem really thin-skinned for no apparent reason. Enjoy your life, however internally ugly you may be.

>>11307523
>confirmed?

https://kemono.su/patreon/user/374475

Yes. Doesn't stop me from enjoying the art, though.

>>11307707
what's an out of context link to their paywalled art supposed to prove

>>11307523
>and the character are troons
God I fucking hate historical revisionism so much it's actually unreal.

If you guys like being mad about trans people on the internet way more than you like mentally ill shut in girls then you need to go suck some cock to help calm down. Its fine.

She'll still be there crying herself to sleep since she hasn't gone outside since december of 2021. Just like you and me.

>>11307709
There are IRL pics of the troon artist in there, I think. Somewhere.

>>11304047 (OP)

>>11304065
this thread is always so evil because it's way too relatable and you guys just laugh at me for being clingy and dependant

>>11309829
I enjoy your suffering and awkwardness. Or how clingy you get

What are some kiiinda ecchi sexual tension/suggestive type animes or managas?

>>11304047 (OP)
this isn't even porn this is just pics of women i wish i could be

>>11309829
Nothing wrong with being clingy. If you love someone that's just a way of showing it.

>>11309911
its not funny anon i suffer every day and in real life its not cute just exhausting
>>11310001
why then do i get chastised for it

>>11309829
The ideal form of relationship for me will always be a complete disaster of a mental illness being taken care of by someone who is maybe a fourth of their power.

"clingy" and "dependent" are green flags when you actually do want to be someones entire world.

>>11310115
>its not funny anon i suffer every day and in real life its not cute just exhausting
Your suffering makes me feel alive.

>>11309911
How do neets stay skinny?

>>11310180
diet and or genetics but usually both. Lots of them eat less because they barely move and have any income so gotta save up. But could be also genetics where fat barely sticks unless they follow some super unhealthy diet.

>>11310123
it's very hard to find someone who sees it like that AND likes me though
>>11310126
how and why

>>11310186
>how and why
No real reasons, just pulling your legs.

>>11310180
they probably aren't, and they probably have a dick, just as you're probably transphobic. your conventionally attractive anime girl would realistically only live the life your wish fulfillment wishes her to if her being trans were the cause, since it drastically reduces her dating pool, and this is not to mention the other concerns it likely brings with it

>>11310115
i think some people make fun of something when they see too much of themselves in it, in any case dont let it get you down, when you love someone you can never care too much

>>11310278
seems like you have a lot on your mind, anon
I'm not transphobic, I just want to be skinny

so, anon, explain the reason why do you love neet girls? what's so special about them?

>>11310678
it's just a loaded question in a wish fulfillment thread that by nature is "i wish this was real. ew, not you." with how hostile it is to the "not you" people, naturally i would take the opportunity to burst someone's bubble by reminding them the "not you"s are the realistic prospect

to answer your question since you said you aren't as i interpreted your post as, i saw this video the other day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r99p9hsyBiI

i watched it on 2x speed, but the tl;dr is that 0 calorie diet soda satisfies your cravings for sugar by using artificial sweeteners, while being negligible to consume calorie-wise in comparison to normal soda. further, caffeine suppresses appetite, so if you can make the diet soda caffeinated, it would help that much more, albeit at the cost of being unable to consume it before bed, from the caffeine keeping you up

also i can't find it and don't remember the title, but i watched a video a few months ago of a focus/distraction video essay, of a guy explaining why he locked his nintendo switch away in a box with a timer. he cited a bunch of sources showing that between people who give into temptations more and those who don't, the main reason people give into temptation is because there are simply fewer temptations to give into. so it is not that are resisting any more cravings than anyone else. further, resisting cravings has been shown to increase stress levels, and make people distracted, and less productive. so obviously, everyone is only human, and simply eliminating opportunity for indulgence is not feasible. but you can do things like only pack a lunch that wouldn't keep you salivating about the prospect of eating it. it ends up not concerning you as much

>>11310684
only found the second video again by searching the keywords i tried on youtube in my browser history instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Wcu6aGyz8

youtube must bury videos i've already watched, so it wasn't showing up

>>11310681
They seem nice. Unpretentious. Comfortable with their own company.

>>11309829
I would not laugh at you for that.
I would cry- I cannot provide what you need. As much as I like to come here and go "Neet girl... cute! Cute! Cute!" I would not be able to take care of one, nor convince one to come with me on my /out/ hobbies.

FINALLY NEET THREAD BACK LETS GO
>>11307523
I hate the modern inter.. world so much. There needs to be a normal version. I won't even attack the trannies just ask wtf is wrong with the rest of everyone else that you just let the most insufferable people take over and ruin so much cool shit? Why are you okay with it?
>>11309946
porn is overrated im here for the discussion

>>11309829
If real, people are conflating attraction and what would actually be a good life with a partner. I like neet girl traits...smelly, hairy, skinny, tired eyes, but otherwise I don't want to date a depressed slob. Most adults wouldn't. Two depressed people are bound to be miserable.

does this count?

>at CEO
>so many nerd girls awkwardly cosplaying Cammy and Mai
I need to get back into cons/gaming events, I've never been so sure this is where I'm going to find my wife

>>11311269
based Tamers anon

It's been about a year since I last hung out around here.
Funny how a year can simultaneously be the best and worst of your life

>>11311076
i'm nice and a little funny and my friends say im fun to be around i can be a good partner i'm just a little depressed and cant hold a job anon and im not all the qualities you described

>>11310681
For me it's honestly just the mental illness I like. Two depressed people making each other miserable isn't really the reality if one of them is crazy in a really specific way. Like wanting to help his disaster of a girlfriend work with her daily abandonment breakdowns to make them only every couple days instead of every single one. Fantastic progress!

I do mostly hang out in the slavery thread, that kind of lifestyle is actually non-negotiable for me, but there is...overlap. Primarily in emotional dependence.

>>11312120
I doubt its a "little" but yeah, basically like that.

Are you clambering out of bed after having a less successful round with a sleep disorder than usual just like me or are you being tortured by life due to other still really annoying reasons?

>>11312137
>or are you being tortured by life due to other still really annoying reasons?
it's other things for me, I have DPD with noone to depend on and well I'm transgender

>>11312140
Have somehow not heard of DPD before now but that does describe just how...Complicated a lot of my relations with silly girls have been.

The need to make poor decisions at the end of bad mental nights is strong, I must stop myself from taking in more strays, Ive already told 3 girls exactly like you I really don't want to attempt to take care of a 4th, but well..

Do you do that whole thing of locking up when around someone you really want to depend on, since saying the wrong thing and being abandoned is the worst fate imaginable? It would help to explain a lot. If you know someone with the further keywords of being in the EST timezone and naming his weird profile after a 2002 videogame he would actually appreciate getting a message more than anything.

That bit of advice goes for all DPD girlies also. If you're too afraid to talk to someone you really want to be dependent on, you already are living the life of not being dependent on them, so you can't exactly make it worse. Got some fun reading to do on a new mental illness if im ever able to sleep.

>>11312155
>Do you do that whole thing of locking up when around someone you really want to depend on
A little bit yeah, I have to be extremely comfortable or not feel anything for a person to be able to say things I think might upset them even slightly, even if it's as simple as just disagreeing with them
Saying I have NOONE to depend on is a bit of an exaggeration, i have my friends who do look out for me and seem to like me and i rely on them more than I should for basically everything and I think they're really sick of me throwing myself from asshole guy to asshole guy 3 times a week, but I don't have the intense 1 on 1 relationship I crave in my soul to be happy and stable, it's like an anchor for me I think
And sadly I don't know anyone like that, I don't know too many american guys sorry

>>11312164
Hey you for sure don't know me if you'd think I'm american, but that's okay.

I came so close to actually trying to give you a fetlife profile, I could tell right away what you are and that need to try and protect you was immediate. You've got that going for you at least.

I do hope you find what you need. My relationships with girls like that are various shades of "its complicated", but I don't know if my close friends also have the same sort of disorder or if its just mental illness, but "seem to like me" is a common theme. No matter how much I tell them they actually are my friends, I'm not doing a weird performance for multiple years to keep up appearances that fear is still there, and they will probably always have it.

>the intense 1 on 1 relationship I crave in my soul to be happy and stable, it's like an anchor for me I think
That's a great way to put it actually. It's deep in your soul, and its literally a anchor, its hard to be stable without it.

>>11310681
The depictions in this thread are exaggerations of people who in reality are just comfortable in their own company and are fairly unpretentious. As an author who spends most of their time working alone I can relate to that. We likely share a lot of interests too. I like to imagine that someone who doesn't care as much about what the world thinks would have more time for the person they love instead.

Someone who's idea of a good night is spending the night inside watching a movie or playing games, and making some food or ordering in sounds like a soulmate to me.

>>11312180
>I could tell right away what you are
what do you mean by that anon, did you just clock me or what

>>11305032
I love how these always just turn into Tomoko threads

>>11312192
Yeah you ever had cyborg shit installed? I got this thing that lets me figure out if a girl is deeply needy and mentally ill within 3 seconds of seeing how she talks. Turns out there's a lot of them like that.

Seriously though try not to worry about stuff like that. I know that's literally impossible, but internet strangers most likely don't know you IRL. I only know like 7 people total.
>>11312194
Hey my man I got a philosophy of trying to find at least something to post on this image based board and it's just going to be a pixiv search for Tomoko, over and over again.

This one is a cat. You must headpat her or she will cry.

>>11312204
>I got this thing that lets me figure out if a girl is deeply needy and mentally ill within 3 seconds of seeing how she talks.
please tell me im not that bad anon i cant be right not 3 seconds right

>>11312207
I am extremely, extremely horny for people like you, just in slave form, but yes, it is that bad.

Don't feel bad. I mean, that is impossible, but uh, oh no she's crying.

It actually was qualifiers like "my friends say im fun" and "just a little depressed" that were major signs. Especially since you never did that for negative things, fully confident in saying that about you. Not really trying to insult you or anything, it really activated that "must protecc" thing deep inside me, will you stop crying if you are given headpats?

>>11312212
i dont know... ive never had my head patted before and not while crying, but i think it would make me feel better at least and i dont get the qualifiers thing rreally but i think you probably know better than I do there idk
also what do you mean in slave form anon

>>11312204
>You must headpat her or she will cry.
But what if I want her to cry?

>>11312236
>Being this needy that perks up to the idea of getting head pats, possibly while being called a good girl/boy.

Talk about being pathetic anon, adults don't get head pats, you gotta tough it up.

>>11312607
i'm just touch starved with an older brother complex anon it's not that pathetic...

>>11312883
I doubt there's anybody on /d/ who doesn't have a complex of some kind.

I've been dating a hikikomori girl for about 5 years now. It's been difficult as she's not one of those upper middle class girls who can just fuck around all day because their families have the money to support their gap decade.
I'd be happy to answer questions about how these sorts of relationships go and what difficulties there are.

>>11312965
do you actually love her anon, i assume you do but as one of them it just feels so hard to believe that we're worthy of love

>>11312973
Of course I love her. If I didn't love her I wouldn't sit with her through her depressive episodes when she isn't kind

You anons should be sure to visit the female gooner thread on /d/ >11296628 since there's definitely overlap between it and here. (If this was a map painter game, the threads would be defensive allies.)

>>11313045
i dont really masturbate though i'm saving myself for marriage (aka dating)

>>11304047 (OP)
here's a chair spin

How do you find girls like this?

>>11310180
starving for days mostly
personally I usually can't be bothered to make myself a meal, and sometimes I'll forget to eat for a day or two and then realize "ohh wait it wasn't just my antipsychotics making my body feel like a corpse" after I get up from my chair/bed and immediatly faint then go blind for a minute or two
I guess it seems weird to some people but hunger really isn't that bad, especially when you're accustomed to being in really bad pain near-constantly. It's super easy to forget about if you're both used to hurting and also don't have a good sense of time passing, particularly from heavy medication

>>11312236
Not sure how to explain further, but you know how you said "my friends say im fun" instead of "im fun"? That would be a bit awkward to say but a big sign of being this way is that you feel like you cannot possibly be good enough that you even have to launder positive statements about yourself through stuff like that. That's a big sign of you being...y'know, that way.

Also yeah im into a extreme BDSM lifestyle slavery type of relationship. Not all neet shut ins have the slave personality, but there is extreme overlap. It's just how it is, can't get more wanting to be led than that.

I'm sure you'd like headpats. Anybody with even a hint of submission just love them.

>>11313267
They are bedrotting away, just like you and me.

Unlikely to meet anyone, just like you and me.
>>11313374
That's a extreme case of it but I have been taking some ADHD meds lately. I really need to remember to actually cook since the appetite suppressant is so strong.

I used to be on anti psychotics a long time ago, before trying to get off all the stuff I was on that wasn't working since none of them really were. From what I understand, anti psychotics are in the "barely do anything except give massive side effects" category. Which has been my experience with all psych meds but particularly those.

>>11310681
I romanticize the idea of a partner who will help me grow and change as a person as I will hopefully help them do the same.

>>11313487
But I'm not a neet at all! I just want a girl to talk about otaku stuff and play games with. My dream girl would be somebody like this >>11312883

>>11314029
Every time I see Vivian it's like seeing a girl you knew at high school a long time ago who hasn't changed a day.

>>11314226
I'm just happy anytime I see someone still post her.

I love everyanon here
you are all my friends

>>11314603
I love that most of Power's porn involves her being unshaven.

>>11314857
>involves her being unshaven
As it should be

i am a hopeless neet myself

looking at those pics i am dreaming to find one and get into mutual "fix eachother" relationship, where i help her to get herself together, and she helps me to do the same

>>11315292
I want mine to stay like this.

hey anons how are y'all doing ?

>>11310681
>They very likely aren't judgmental of my hobbies and may even share them, and I get to learn about even weirder shit from them that I never even imagined.
>Likely introverts that are okay with just spending a cozy night indoors instead of having to go out all the time.
>Probably have entertaining stories to tell about shit they did and saw online.
>Probably actually would care if I were gone because that means they'd go back to being alone. This isn't really something I'd want to inflict on them, so it'd be motivation to keep going and become a bloomer.
>Not pretentious
>acts like a real person I can see a future with, not a tiktok doll
>Probably goons to even more /d/eviant shit than I do
>likely sexually open to trying things normalfags wouldn't do, like pegging or something else you can't imagine a regular woman being into

>>11310681
it's sounds bad, but maybe it is the low maintanance thing and that they might not bother with make up. Or at least not spending 3 hours on getting ready for a date. I feel like they would react better to getting attention or gifts. But it's not like i want to exploit her or something like that. I just don't want a bitchy bitch that whines constantly even if she knows things weren't in my control.
I also have this strong desire to pet them and keep them as pet? Like not literally pet play, but i just love to pick her up and shower her with affection like i would do with my cat.
Hard to put it into words without sounding like an incel, misogynist or insane.

>>11316176
I love Pota chips and Doridos.

They seem happy together <3

>>11313487
>Not all neet shut ins have the slave personality
idk it sounds nice anon, like I already just want someone to take the lead and hold my hand through everything in life so maybe just always being told what to do would be really nice
>>11314180
>My dream girl would be somebody like this >>11312883(You)
what did i do

>>11312891
I need to lose my virginity to a shut in NEET and have NEET sex together. And the whole look of the girl in the image is one of my types as well, that image alone made me super needy

>>11314180
Hey man they're more likely to trust that you actually can be a leader for them if you are significantly more normal than them. Just have to find them, maybe walk around with a really big portrait of Tomoko or something, keep pointing to it. Make sure you aren't too normal.

>>11316217
Yeah that's what I mean when I say there's overlap. I mean >>11316132 talking about not sounding like a incel, misohynist, or insane is its own baggage in extreme lifestyle BDSM, but at the heart of it taking care of a neet and taking care of a slave is emotionally very similar. I wonder how many people arrive at the same endpoint by just wanting a relationship of benevolent control.

>what did i do
You expressed extreme vulnerability on the internet while also being a girl.

That's like crack to the kind of dudes we are. There's a reason I finally started posting in this thread after seeing >>11304065, god that's peak.

>>11316237
>being a girl
debatable i guess but thanks anon

>>11315523
>hey anons how are y'all doing ?
Horrible

>trannies flirting with trannies: the thread

>>11316224
>TFW when you realize you'll never lose your virginity to a NEET girl as broken as you having awkward sex then playing Quake and watching 2000s anime together after.

>>11315292
>>11309618

there is a sorta similiar situation happening with me here, instead reversed

I am a neet, she is not, and she tries to fix me

>>11317050
>you'll never lose your virginity to a NEET girl as broken as you having awkward sex then playing Quake and watching 2000s anime together after.
this so much
sure sex with an experienced partner must be good but i'll be the inexperienced retard and i haven't heard of any female who doesn't mind it, let alone liking it

Where can I find a loser neet woman irl? I want her to rot in our house while I work 16 hours a day.

i want a neet gooner gf

>>11307523
the artist is a woman and so is the character, why are you straight up making shit up

>>11315280
Anyone else have a desire to turn women like this into mothers of 4?

>>11318400
Holy shit yes

>>11317251
Romantic...

>>11317944
The artist is a transgender woman, yes.

>>11319216
The artist is Hitsuji Goods, a man pretending to be a woman. The character, Kara, I think is a woman and not a troon.

>>11312088
Source ?

>>11319352
Troons can only make self inserts, everything must be a "representation" for them.

>>11319352
hitsuji is visibly, obviously a cisgender woman and has never made a single attempt to hide this, let alone any statements that contradict it. she has 3 OCs: kara, mitsu, and VHS, and of the three only the last is transgender - and even that was only ever revealed in a joke drawing. none of this should matter because it's nobody's business but hers, but you people are fucking psychotically obsessed with trans people and need to be put in your place.

>>11319695
I don't personally care if a troon makes a woman character, especially the Kara character in this case is cute, doesn't shave, and has girl stink.

>>11319923
okay hitsuji, whatever you say
we all know about your history as princess_baphomet on here

How to motivate a neet to move more?

>>11310681
As an object of fantasy, my idealized neet girl is a childish hedonist that doesn't care about growth or change and just does what she wants without regard for responsibility to themselves or others: she is the id incarnate, living in a pleasure loop of eating snacks, playing video games, watching anime, and masturbating. This purity of will makes me feel an instinctual sense of inferiority to them, leading me to either be a slave to her whims or simply being dominated by her innately superior presence. (Of course, actual living neet girls are just people who want to live meaningful lives like anyone else and aren't particularly interested in being domineering forces of will. But that's why I'm on /d/ and not /soc/.)

>>11323089

>>11323089
>As an object of fantasy, my idealized neet girl is a childish hedonist that doesn't care about growth or change and just does what she wants without regard for responsibility to themselves or others: she is the id incarnate, living in a pleasure loop of eating snacks, playing video games, watching anime, and masturbating.
this, except i want to be her rather than be with her

>>11307523
The massive 'pick me' vibes and the girl being ugly stopped me from liking it
>Can draw a cute girl
>Chooses to draw an ugly girl
I will never understand this.
>>11319439
Genkai Dokushin Joshi (26) Gohan, I sort of lost interest in it.

>>11310681
>I don't think flunking out of college and having to get a minimum wage job is... All that hot?
You're a straight woman, of course you're not going to understand how men feel.

Society has told you that you're a failure for not being able to make it in the career rat race, and it makes sense to you because you're only attracted to conventionally successful men, but that's not what men are attracted to. Society has told you that you need to shave and put on makeup and perfume to be presentable, and it makes sense to you because you're only attracted to looksmaxxing men, but that's not what men are attracted to. Society has told you that you need to leave the house and travel and become experienced to be high-status, and that makes sense to you because you're only attracted to established independent men, but that's not what men are attracted to.

Male attraction comes from our caveman brains (which is why there are so many overintellectualizing robots that think they're not interested in sex). My caveman brain wants a woman that stays safe by the fire making crafts and gathering berries while I go out to hunting and bring back meat and fur and cool rocks. My caveman brain wants a natural human woman that looks and smells like a human woman, not like perfume and soap with a face covered in oily pigment. My caveman brain wants a woman that will stay with me, not wander off on her own to have adventures.

Stinky neet women are the highest status women there are. Sharing you with a boss is low status. Wasting money on meaningless peacocking is low status. Having a wife that's always at home is high status. Stinky neets are the highest status women there are. Rest assured, I do want to fuck you. I want to keep you happy, provided for, and sexually satisfied for the rest of our lives, and I'm tired of people thinking career roasties are more deserving of that than the women who are actually succeeding at doing what men actually want them to do.

This is a sad and disgusting fetish. Women aren't meant to be lazy slobs, especially if they're fat/ugly. They have to make themselves pretty and useful. If I see one more "girlfailure," I'm going to lose it.

>>11324340
>They have to make themselves pretty and useful.
They're already pretty and all you need to do to find them useful is to use them.

>>11323562
it's sort of double edged, because when you're a neet girl living off your partner you're completely dependent on him
a lot of the time, society still tells women they're only good for having kids with a man

Pull up your panties, dumb neet

>>11309829
Reminder: all the "girls" in these threads actually are neets because they're fat and unattractive. Don't let your dick let you be fooled.

>>11325020
all women here are trannies

>>11325020
Or biological women who are either faking it for attention, not even in their 20s, still living with their parents and studying or bored women living off their boyfriends or husbands. Don’t let those hoes trick you

>>11313267
Trust me: you don't want to.
They will grind you down to a shell of your former self. You will work like a dog and come home to a disgusting mess. They eventually stop having sex with you once the "new relationship energy" wears off and real responsibilities & life events arise.
Years down the line you'll wonder why you wasted so much of your life & energy with someone who refuses to help carry things forward.

>>11314010
>a partner who will help me grow and change as a person
They won't.
>as I will hopefully help them do the same.
You can't fix them.

I don't want to fix her.

>>11310681
It comes down to four main factors.
1. These women generally are portrayed as being nerdy, geeky, or introverted and I like that.
2. These women tend to be very soft, lacking muscle tone and are often overweight or obese, I love BBWs and SSBBWs btw.
3. Not portrayed as stressed out, I really don't enjoy being stressed out from work and so its one of the last things I want in a partner.
4. Slight overlap with goth/emo/punk fashion styles.

I really don't want someone to be total NEET irl. It is hard enough to take care of myself as it is, so I realistically could not live with someone who is totally dependent on me. Although I don't have any expectations for a partner's income as long as it is enough to at least halfway support her if we where co-dependents.

hear me out guys for a moment because reading the responses here. it occured to me that what if we don't actually want some clinically despressed neet girl. Rather we want a responisble gf/wife who happens to shower and all that jazz but keeps a nice hefty bush? think about it. yes she loves you and you love her. you share similar interests and maybe kinks. but she takes care of herself. because im pretty sure we're all sick of the "girlboss" mainstream normie girl.

>>11324340
No. fuck normie women...we want more girlfailures not boring girlbosses

>>11326286
No thanks.

>>11326286
>who happens to shower
You lost me.

>>11326632
Yeah. A lot of the appeal for me is they're lazy and cozy, honest about what they like and they SMELL.

I strongly dislike being alive

>>11320806
I NEED HEX MANIAC
I NEED TO SMELL HER SWEATY TITS AND MUSKY CUNT
I NEED TO HEAR HER BE HAPPY WITH THE ATTENTION YET NOT KNOW AT ALL WHAT TO DO BECAUSE SHE’S JUST STUCK IN HER ROOM ALL DAY
AAAAAAAA

>probably getting rejected from job
god i wish i were a woman so i didn't have to cope with work

>>11325020
male neets are either fat or rail thin maybe female neets are the same

>>11325512
mogs me at least

>>11325512
I'd adopt a neet tranny, too

Clingy BPD neets are the grippiest

>>11325572
see now anon, the solution (and only natural conclusion) is using them as a glorified fleshlight. marital rape will fix your NEET girlfriend relationship

>>11327270
Gym culture is a meme now, I'm seeing a surprising amount of ripped gen z male neets, they're just the rare breed of neet that would've done fine socially but got fucked into being a neet by adverse circumstances

>tfw no Lappland neet gf

>>11328504
mine just flipped out. said she loved sex, we had lots of it, then when i offered to support her fully so she could quit her shitty retail job and be a house gf as long as she did chores and wore cute outfits around the house she flipped out and said i was oppressing her.
we broke up after several years

>>11328508
>I'm seeing a surprising amount of ripped gen z male neets, they're just the rare breed of neet that would've done fine socially but got fucked into being a neet by adverse circumstances
kinda puts into perspective how dumb it is that my fantasy is to be a conventionally attractive female neet who should be living on easy mode

>>11311076
>muh what makes a "good life partner"
fuck that I aint having kids and I can breadwin fine I just need someone to love love love love and that's a stinky neet wife

>>11329087
You should've raped her into submission anon, that was a shit test and you failed

>>11329564
>going to prison over some dumb asshole
im not ruining my life over some loser girl with BPD that wasted years of my life already

>>11326769
Same

>>11330329
Misery loves company

>>11327372
would you actually anon? i dont think im less worthy of love just because my body is wrong and it makes me sad but a lot of people disagree

This thread is for neet girls, fuck off troons.

>>11326769
>tfw have a gf just like this
>tfw she stopped shaving for me and indulges my smell fetish because I asked her to and was cool about it
Man I love being alive.
>>11313267
Look for alternative types who aren't overtly goth/egirl or covered in piercings/tattoos/dyed hair. Be /fit/ and attractive yourself. Don't be brown, fat, or a faggot.
>>11330973
Seconded.

>>11331038
I want to show her my f2pbtw SSR rolls.

>>11330973
>t. neet moids itt
are you a neet female

>>11328508
>gym NEET
Underutilized

>>11330968
Would impregnate.

>>11331718
>iwn be a cute girl playing soldier on badwater
why is she playing 1 handed though?

This is the only fetish that can make me cry
Holy shit I want to be one of the girls ITT

>>11334849
That's cute anon.

>>11335082
>That's cute anon.
Anon I'm the opposite of a cute NEET girl
I'm an ugly man with a career that other people would kill for. I'd give all of it up to be a shut in goonette for real

>>11334849
>>11335095
Next time, keep this to yourself.

>>11332128
This is the most obscure Mabinogi reference I've ever seen

Is 26 too old to meet the slightly chubby, hairy, wears-the-same-clothes-multiple-days-in-a-row NEETgirl of my dreams?
I-I’m serious here anons..

>>11335953
That seems young, don't give up anon

>>11335961
Yeah, I should be worried if I don’t meet the girl that I’ll be a gaming chair for by 30 I would guess

>>11332447
>Finish tape
context?
>>11335318
Mabinogi is a magnet for 30-year-old autistic NEET girls now. I don't understand why.

>>11336039
That game is old and they probably played it when they were younger

>>11336039
>now

>>11335974
If you can support her, then I think you have till 40

>>11336039
From my understanding; she has yet to leave her room, finish reading her books and finish her own life.

>>11336110
I can support her in more ways than one..

>>11331268
This is why she's rail-thin btw.

>>11336114
I just realized it's also on the trashcan and bed and she has artbooks and a tablet, but is playing videogames. So I'm guessing this an artist's self-depreciating joke. If it said "draw" on the tapes it would make more sense if it's that though.

>>11335741
>sample

>>11336144
Cute baka

Still really feeling conflicted about fumbling / breaking up with a weeb girl... Ultimately it was my mental illness that fucked everything and my life up but needy girls aren't that great irl... So tiring... Also she was asexual. But now I don't know how to get someone similar anymore. Where do I find people like that

>>11337670
No weeb is asexual

Two retards having sex

>>11307523
I think the question I have is why I should give a shit if they're cute? Ass is ass.

>>11339080
Amazing stuff!

>>11340615
I see your 'fat dumpy' and raise you one 'broghurt'.

BTW, not really NEET since she works at Pizza Thot, but the spirit is there.

>>11341111
>she works at Pizza Thot
I didn't know. I look up certain terms to find NEET-like girls