Post women teasing men about their penis size

Hahaha! It's like an arcade stick! Only smaller..........*giggles*

Not only is your penis size small somehow it's still smaller than your Ki level. Guess you're gonna have to be her boytoy if you don't want her to kill you. It will only be extremely humiliating. But maybe she'll reward you for being a good servant

Imagine girls laughing at pictures of your pathetic penis behind your back. They will have nicknames for you "smalls", "micro", "mushroom", "pinky", "centimeter", and other embarrassing names but you will never know

>>11340923 (OP)
It's back

>Your dream waifu offers to rub a pink lotion on your penis that will cause it to slowly and pleasurably shrink and shorten into a permanent 1-inch twitching micropenis so you can be her small penis bf

Do you accept?

>>11341475
Yes please. Hope it causes serve premature ejaculations as well. I would love to have a premature clitty thats shoots in my panties or diaper as soon as she decedes shows me her cleavage.

>>11341475
My dream waifu? I'm 5 inches but if she wants me to be her micro bf I'll accept it as long as she's loyal to me and we can date

>>11341475
As long as I get to watch her play with big ones

>>11341265
This one girl I know only ever calls me Pinky, short for pinky dick.

>>11342003
That's hot anon. Can you tell us the story behind the nickname?

>1- Find a certain really rare pink flower that secretes a chemical that permanently shrinks penises while also making them more sensitive to the touch
>2- Stick your average 5-inch long penis into the flower
>3- Wait for 30-60 minutes until you feel it twitching (that's the final symptom of the chemical's effects that sets in once the physical changes are complete)
>4- Slip out your new 1-inch long micropenis
>5- Enjoy the new you

>I'm imagining the flower is sheath-shaped, between 6-4 inches deep, from the front looks a little bit like a vagina (think petal labia), and is wet with a clear, viscous fluid

>Maybe the species is 100% female, so it can only produce seeds, and needs sperm as "pollen" from animals (including humans). So it evolved a vulva-esque flower to attract penises, and a chemical to pleasurably shrink penises and make them more sensitive to increase the chance of the male victim squirting some sperm and "pollinating" it

>>11342139
Would be hot if the plant was found near some type of all female village

How do we feel about the pinching gesture being an emoji? An emoji designed on ever phone worldwide almost exclusively used t make fun of tiny dicks

>>11342278
Pls don't. These MS paint caption edits are what destroyed the old SPH booru. They're not enjoyable for anyone else and they just create bloat/spam