Thread 2924659

The next generation is cooked

>>2924659 (OP)
he looks drunk

>that hammer action telling her to fuck off
lol

>People who don't use hammers every day are bad at hammering nails
Incredible

>>2924663
I bet he hammers his boyfriend.

>>2924659 (OP)
typical jock homo
>me strong!
>me drink too much
>me hit nail!
>me hit harder!
>why me miss?
>me flail wildly at nail
>nail mock me.
>me not smart.

>>2924659 (OP)
what I want to know is why is there a big block of wood with nails in it on a city street?

>>2924659 (OP)
stacy: Chad! try hitting the nail, you retard!

>>2924663
>>2924659 (OP)
actually that guy is a professional carpenter

>>2924662
kek. me too.

There's no doubt he's having fun.

It's painfully obvious who has never done a day of work in their life when you look at someone.

>>2924667
It is a popular bar game in some parts of Europe and probably elsewhere. You have drinks at the bar and your friend challenges you, you buy nails at the bar for €1 each and borrow the hammer, last one to strike wins (or you both get a nail each), loser pays next round

he's intentionally being bad at it for more views.

>>2924743
explains why he's drunk.

>>2924659 (OP)
This is the caliber of assistance work gives me. Then they expect me to babysit and triple production.

>>2924659 (OP)
what i wanna know is why he's holding his dick

>>2924659 (OP)
Put this in black and white and you get slapstick comedy

My grandma let me nail scrap together when she watched me. I use a hammer like less than monthly, I don't even have a blue collar job, but it's like riding a bike:
>can use the notch on a framing hammer
>can drive a 16p in one swing

>>2924780
his 2 braincells are telling him it's entirely possible he might smash his balls

>>2924659 (OP)
I'd smash that shit in one go, i guess i'm built different though

>>2924659 (OP)
https://psychcentral.com/blog/sex/2012/05/compulsive-masturbation-the-secret-sexual-disorder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dov_Charney

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Frankl

Fun Facts: Vick wasn't at any "death camps" but instead spent WW2 writing Jews "get out of work" doctor's notes with the causing being "compulsive-masturbation".

This was also alluded to in The Sons of Anarchy.

In my village we play this game when drubk bur with the hammers pointy end, else it would be trivial. Idk whats wrong with burgers or zoomers.

>>2924743
>1 euro each for a nail
Genius idea

Nailing is easy, you just gotta practice it. I can consistently drive nails in 2-3 hits if I'm working below the waist. I sometimes go and just drive nails in my driveway for fun even though I'm a carpenter and do it daily at work

Also the secret to driving nails is the flick of the wrist.You don't just hammer it down as hard as you can like the guy in the vid.

>some zoomer retard grabbing his crotch can't hammer in a stupid way
great thread retard

>>2926020
You might think it sounds like a great way to scam drunk retards but they sell the nails at cost, sometimes even a loss. Europe is fucked.

>>2924659 (OP)
>>2924661
This; it's a bar game, and op is the kind of mark who gets scammed too.

>>2924659 (OP)
>two dumbfucks
>standing ACROSS from each other
>neither can operate a hammer
I'm surprised and disappointed this vid didn't end in a horrible and hilarious accident.

>>2924669
hey, it's after 3:45 PM.

>somewhat fit guy
>hand-eye coordination of a toddler
many such cases, that's why you should play sports during childhood

>>2929066
>that's why you should play sports during childhood
Or do some real work and play outside doing stupid shit, not just be inside all the time.

>>2924706
>2020
more like 2004. that wigger look has been out of style for 20 years.

>>2929094
That's probably about when the picture is really from, somebody clearly changed the date.

>>2929210
and it's still valid. it's like it's been the same decade for 25 years now

>>2930075
Maybe the basic idea but nobody dresses like that anymore, unless maybe you're in the deepest darkest depths of trailer park middle of nowhere.

Kek

>>2924659 (OP)
Shit thumb placement

>>2924780
So he doesn't fall over.