Thread 2928400

Abomination Thread
Fresh from a deranged namefag edition

This is a warning to everyone, if you do a custom construction, have an inspector come out every week to check up on the beaners.

Semi related vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRuO62aNBEE

great location for your ac

>>2928400 (OP)
Lol. That namefag deserves the worst.

>>2928400 (OP)
All right here's what I found:

>No way those boards will be able to support EF's burgeoning wife the next time she's pregnant with someone else's kid
>The two posts in the front look like they're set right into the dirt
>Those nails man, the fuck were they even aiming for

Is that it? Or is there something else even worse that I'm missing?

>>2928417
I'm not expert, but this is what I see so far.
Undersized lag bolts in the corner supports that are placed too close to the edge of the beam.
4x4 looking posts when they should be 6x6.
Roof simply sitting on the posts, no strong ties, or notching. Can't tell how those are attached. At least the bottom is notched.
What are all those vertical nails on the outside on the bottom frame? are those two boards nailed together? the right side looks like it's a single board.
maybe it's the wind angle lens, there looks to be some sagging going on the deck
roof soffit has some weird curve going on, again, could be the lens.

Tis but a scratch

i do not know what i should be looking at is it on the right the roof trestle connect to the interior roof trestle making a lever, an "S". so wind load on one pitch lifts the other roof?

>>2928400 (OP)
I don’t get it. Looks like the play house I built as a kid with my dad (apart from the fact that we did the sides out of wood, not plastic foil).
>>2928550
I don’t get it either. Looks more like a hoarder issue.

Home in AZ

>>2928550
>Fridge
>Tenant owned
>Not included
OK, but are grandma's ashes on the windowsill part of the deal?

>>2930617
So is the credit card on the counter.

>>2931434
>battleshits

>>2931434
honestly a pretty good shared bathroom imo

>>2928400 (OP)
>if you do a construction
FTFY

>>2928400 (OP)
I'm skilled interior, but I'd like to be more of a builder. I don't have an inspector's eye.

Deck joists are spaced like ass and they didn't finish flash taping the zipboard. I'm not thrilled about how the beams just rest on posts.

>>2928400 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRuO62aNBEE
Going in.
>3:14 vinyl siding, soffit, and trim
It's the cheapest stuff. Animals are going to get in eventually even if it's caulked. The video house is poorly done. Bugs set up shop behind it all year round. It fails after a few decades so you can replace it with something better if your house hasn't rotted.
>lots of roofer and siding critiques
fair and expected
>handrail blocking nonexistent deck
>soil washing out under driveway
>can't turn off stove gas
lol

>improper application of drywall mud
Not enough coats or sanding. Some taping issues, but there are always framing or drywall hanging mistakes that are poorly corrected with mud. If they need higher quality finishers, they'll have to pay higher prices. This is some D R Horton type home so that won't happen.

He should take a deeper dive on the mechanical. That's already two superficial errors on the gas and a furnace switch next to a light switch. There has to be more plumbing, hvac, electrical shoddiness. It won't be long before the doors rub or latch poorly. I don't trust any of the showers or wet areas until they're proven sealed.

>>2928406
nothing wrong with it, blows right across the room and you won't be using the fireplace in summer anyhow, you could even use the fan to blow the heat across the room in winter.

>>2928415
Tripfriends are the real heroes

>tfw ol’ Beppu is trying to go pro DIYer and got a work provided Fastback

>>2928550
>NOST INCIUD
What did he mean by this?

>>2931434
I have a feeling there was supposed to be a wall that somehow never materialized

>>2932233

Nice Dub Dubs.

How are you liking the Fastback?
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more

sauce for great justice

>>2933157
I would do something like this on purpose just to fuck with people...

>>2934639
>>2934640
Would like to see a webm lf this casting a shadow on the walls

>>2934651
The light source is in front of the carousel so I don't think it does.

>>2930530
Looks like it was just sold half finished, probably meant to have a steel wrap around staircase because if code said the railings had to be steel, then the balcony wall has to be steel, and which point you might as well install it like a fire escape.
Often the issue is that code says duplexes need multiple exits which can't be right next to each other.

I could save her.
Stucco render (falls off but 5 minute fix every year), have to spend money on the steel, bit of landscaping, extend the balcony with a metre of pagola if anything would grow on it,

>>2928557
The timbers are installed upside down

>>2934885
Honestly? Awesome fan.

>>2934885
>>2934887
that's rad
i want one

>>2934887
Sus

>>2934640
Why does everything in Burgerland must have stickers on it with facts that are painfully obvious?

>>2928402
Looks like the bathroom of a Motel 6.

>>2935301
People are very quick to sue or resort to underhanded and niggardly behaviors.

>>2935334
guess that's what happens when you make conventional success your maxim

>>2935334
Sounds pretty Jewish.

>>2933151
>>2933154
This would be fine if it had a picture and a phone table.

how a bit of maintenance abomination

>>2928400 (OP)
>/abo/ thread
based and checked

i always look up 'abo' when i want to find this thread

>>2935801
Is this a short. would not approach

>>2935801
Spicy bolts.

>>2935801
How the FUGG do you let that kind of current bleed into the case and bolts?

>>2931434
Slap some curtains on either side of the tub and this doesn't seem so bad as far as too cheap to do it right solutions go.

Fewer abos recently. Is everything being done less horribly these days?

>>2936842
It's worse than ever.

>>2935801
AMD, huh?

>>2933157
>>2934642
It's a deliberate thing done in a lot of islamic architecture. I forget the name of it, but it's meant to be obvious in an "only god is perfect" way, like the last tile or ornament in a room is goofed so the builder doesn't commit the sine of pride/vanity. Google sucks now because it'll think you're searching for anti-muslim shit, but there's an actual name and theory for it similar to this;

https://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/08/the-art-of-deliberate-imperfection.html

>>2937034
I'll never begin to understand this kind of thinking. As if a tile floor could ever compare to the glory of God. If anything, it sounds like a brag that the floor would be too good if done right.

>>2928402
What's wrong with this?

>>2937811
i just cant see myself in this 1. million dollar house


because theres no fucking mirror.

also the bathroom looks like its from a govie house.

>>2931434
Do you remember that one scene in the modern movie version of Romeo and Juliet where the two love interests see each through a fish tank that goes between the sinks in each of the different sex bathrooms?
Yeah.

>>2932180
Your deck's nail artist charges $100/hr + tax

>>2938315
mein gott

>>2936842
No, it isn't.
I think it's getting worse.

>>2933151
The only abomination here is that black box on the left

>>2939557
>Fixed your ventilation problem

>>2931434
would slap some glass doors on that tub and call it perfect. it's like you faggots have never had siblings.

>>2939556
>>2939557
>>2939558
>>2939559
Homeowners special.
How would a person sell a house with that shit in it.

>>2939586
Build a wall around it.

>>2939586
>not building the loft entirely out of doors
not quite og diy but close

>>2928400 (OP)
I bet they're waiting for windows to finish taping

>>2928404
>>2928402
>Baseboard heat
>Curved curtain rod
>14" walkway
Lol
Lmao, even

>>2931434
>When you realize the soap holder isn't reflected in the whole-wall mirror

>>2933151
Why is that electric mousetrap hung on that cabinet??

>>2938315
>>2938316
Joists are hung on joist hangers on the inner board
Those nails are holding the outer board to the inner board for the spans

>>2931434
Mom & dad shidding.

Kids in bath.

>>2939729
There's no reason to double the rim joists in the front but not the sides.


Did you see he has the rims lagged to the posts instead of notched in?

>>2936957
How's 2019 treating you?

>>2933157
I bought a pallet of grey paving bricks and exactly one of them was red.

>>2940149
https://www.tiktok.com/@vflossy8/video/7461011816290733358

>>2928400 (OP)
I see a lot of things that look like shit but nothing outrageous that makes me shit bricks. shitty construction like this is part and parcel of living amongst beaners. which namefag posted this and were they bragging?

>>2928415
what did he do? you can dox him from the OP image if he's that bad btw.

Just caught a fresh one on Zillow.

>>2940244
People who convert garages to rooms should be shot.

>>2940251
Agreed. If anything, other rooms should be converted into garages.

>>2933151
>average skyrim dungeon shortcut

>>2936293
my old place had a light switch where I could feel a buzz through the plastic switch, how fucked was it? I didn't tell my landlord because cbf

>>2936842
Australians wiped em out

>>2931434
Wait, I thought it was a mirror. OMG.

>>2940367
There's no shower head so I think what happened was the owner pooped in the tub and his dogs pooped in the toilets.

>>2940338
If it wasn't just raw OSB and didn't have that high of a roof it could honestly look okay. Probably more stout than any factory camper. Coat of paint and an aluminum skin would really solve the crackshack vibes.

>>2934887
amogus

>>2939586
just needs paint

>>2937801
Sex throne bathtub

Bathe jester

I should've taken pictures, but I once lived in a place where the staircase headed upstairs was converted into a bathroom, to make the basement into a separate apartment. When you walked into the bathroom, the stairs turned 90 degrees right for a ways, then the toilet was on a platform. Turn 90 degrees left and go up some more, and the shower was in the dead end at the top.

The best part was that they decided to cover everything with tile, floors and walls. One time I got out of the shower and slipped, rolled down the tiled staircase ass naked and got fucked up lol

>>2931434
Throw up some frosted or opaque glass shower doors on each side and it's not even bad. Hell, even just curtains would make it borderline passable.

>>2940244
is this real life

>>2940736
>tiled staircase
Fucking psychopaths...

>>2940190
He's a retard from /o/ who drives an 18 wheeler and has a lot lizard as a wife. I recognize the picture. EF is his name, some people call him the Eternal Faggot as he is an annoying rat bastard.

>>2940792
yes after looking through the /o/ archive i see he has no issue posting pics of himself or his ugly wife anyway, seems like a truly annoying human

>>2941168
Can't even be mad at this one, sloppy but they made do with what they had
Something about homemade equipment made of scrap/surplus is always kinda neat

>>2941167
Nothing wrong with that. The problem was solved.

>>2940690
>Probably more stout than any factory camper
kek, wouldn't doubt it.
Since like the mid 70's, 90% of them have just been stapled together 2x2's and 2x1's, dust board cabinetry, and siding so thin you could almost see through it.

not sure if this has been posted yet *buuurrrp* and I don't feel like checking

>>2937040
>>2937034
It's not that uncommon, I've seen it in Shinto temples where one pillar would be reveresed as an intentional blemish

>>2941348
>mounting a 600 pound water tank up off the floor with a couple of wedge anchors
At least nobody was under it when it happened.

>>2941622
most people have no idea how heavy water gets

>>2935301
Maybe if you live in a third world shithole. Normal fans don't make noise

>>2940251
>>2940263
Any particular reason why this is such a bad idea?

>>2941754
Because I want a garage and when I am house shopping it is infuriating to see that houses that should have them no longer have them, but instead have a shitty ground floor bedroom.
All of Long Island, New York is like this.

>>2941609
Man, saw that hanging clothing/hat/bag as a person for a solid few seconds and was very confused trying to figure out what it was

>>2941768

Lol I mistook it for a cute girl too

>>2941754
I gotta agree. It is always obvious as fuck and it is always a hack job. They were already going the 'cheap as fuck' route by converting the garage in the first place instead of adding on to the building. So you know every god damn thing in there is the cheapest, shittiest whatever. Cheap windows, cheap doors, cheap flooring, cheap ceilings. Did they insulate it? Probably not. Is it properly connected to the HVAC? Doubt it. Does it have a suitable number of power outlets? Unlikely. What is the lighting situation? In a word, "dire".

Open up zillow in your area and look for houses that have garage conversions. They are easy to spot.

>>2941348
what was the cap

>>2941168
mogs mine

>>2941768
>>2941798
You're both perverts
Jk. I mistook for a woman too

New roof put in next door, here's the gutters..

Abo thread?

>>2936763
Fault, obviously.

>>2940338
Saw one like this on the freeway in Idaho, though it had a gable roof instead

>>2936957
newfag. AMD always ran cooler

>>2942831
Imagine the acoustics you could get in there it'd be like crapping at a concert hall. I want this in my house, the fart reverberation chamber where it's so loud you need to wear hearing protection. Like a god damn indoor gun range.

>>2935801
Do you need lava wrench to access lava nut? Where to farm lava material

>>2942831
probably one of those convenience mart employee restrooms that also doubles as a storage

>>2939556
>>2939556
>>2939557
>>2939558
>>2939559
Someone watched Brazil a few too many times.

>>2931434
This must be military housing with a shared bathroom between two dorms.
>>2941147
It's an overclocked pannel!

>>2941348
>the water heater of Damocles

>>2936293
I've seen this happen - too much cable in the box

>>2930530
syriacore

>>2934887
My amogus copter goes sususususususus

>>2943098
>sususususususususususus
>soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
>susssusususuususususus

can there be a rule that electricians have to explain what the fuck is wrong with the picture when they post it in these threads? yous keep just posting a random jumble of cords and I'm just supposed to know the green one's plugged in where the red one should go and that's bad?? sparky cunt

>>2943236
I remember when the lost coast demo came out and I thought video games could never look better.

>>2943239
>lost coast
i didn't even know that existed.

>>2931434
>>2930530
>>2937801
>>2935801
christ man maybe I do need to frequent /diy/ from time to time

>>2943236
why is there a shed on top of a shed

>>2941810
I know a few people along the socal coast who build it like that in the first place, mainly because adus are easy to get permits for, limited in size, and can be attached to a garage for the main house. they add an extra bathroom and bedrooms to the adu (basically no living room), insulate and properly wire the garage, get insulated garage doors, and use it as a living room. it's actually kinda nice being able to open a garage door to the living room if you have a party. still its hot or miss and i'd be careful when buying one.

>>2943207
aeiou

>>2943244
oh yeah this thread is even slow with how it can usually get, come back during winter

>>2942317
was it in north idaho? cause i think i know that guy

>>2943353
Nah, Boise area. Could be the same guy traveling around a bit though.

>>2943378
the one around me is really nice looking, has the curvy build of a hobbiton house.

>>2937801
The bathtub is nice, but I'm unclear on how to get from the bathtub to the bed without dying.

Dug up an old backup drive and found something surreal while exploring photos from 2009.

>>2943440
Another angle.

>>2943440
>>2943441
What's wrong with this? It gets the job done.

>>2943743
Other than the fact that the exhaust is fucked up, the rear bumper is shot, it looks like shit, the roof probably leaks, it won't have any heat or AC, it will have shit gas milage, and any retired school bus will have a million miles on it? Nothing. Well, maybe not nothing, as we only have pictures of its left size. At least the turn signals work.

>>2943831
It's beat up for sure, but I think for it to be a true abomination it has to leave you in disbelief. It has to have an element of the absurd. You have to look at it and think "who in their right mind thought this was acceptable at all? who would have done this? what went so wrong for this to happen?" or you have to see their internal process working in a retarded but funny way to reach the approach they reached. I think in this case they either had the opportunity to get one of these for cheap and thought fuck it, or they just have poor taste.