*fucks up your yard*

>>2929380 (OP)
>muh lawn
americans are so detached from the real world that a pine tree is seen as something that ruins stuff
fucking morons, no wonder your president is a moron, only morons vote for morons

>>2929382
Looks more like a spruce to me.

>>2929382
on top of that their lawn has no value or utility while at the same time consuming ressources in the form of water and labour
it's almost like it was the point that it provides nothing
decadence as an ideal

>>2929382
>>2929400
>Waah look at the american doing what he wants
Keep whinging, pollarding europoor
>on top of that their lawn has no value or utility while at the same time consuming ressources in the form of water
Wow so it's flood prevention, if only they would grow in Texas amirite?

>>2929400
It provides a soft surface
Like a natural outdoor carpet

>>2929382
>americans are so detached from the real world that a pine tree is seen as something that ruins stuff
>fucking morons, no wonder your president is a moron, only morons vote for morons

What the fuck are you on about?

>>2929382

>>2929382
Post lawn euro scum

>>2929382
This.

>>2929380 (OP)
height of trees is strong indicator of income and home values, at least around many 'Frisco Gay Area suburbs.

>>2929459
i would, but there's native dandelions and clovers growing on it and you might have a stroke, fat fuck

>>2929382
>only morons vote for morons
so close let me fix it
>only morons vote

>>2929382
The obsession with flat green lawns predates our current president by a great many years.
And weirdly enough, the American left is moving away from the naturalistic hippie-adjacent tendencies it once championed, and toward the manufactured and industrial.
The people in the US who are concerned most with organic foods, GMOs, seed oils, the risks of pharmaceuticals, factory farms, and other such topics, are not our left-wing -- it's mostly conservative moms; the "trad-wives" and the men who love them.

I have a hypothesis that there's a strong correlation in the US between having a heavily manicured lawn and leftism (e.g. the sort of people who would definitely NOT have voted for the president you describe as a moron).

>>2929577
Get out of here with that logic! Leftoids will just reject logic anyhow.

>>2929577
>the president you describe as a moron
yeah i describe him as a moron, it's not like he's not proving it on a daily basis

>>2929597
>muh left
see that's the problem with you fat retards, you are always about the extremes - it's either the bullshit GMO plastic lawn or "back to measels, as god intended" brainletism

>>2929616
can you please tell me why you are so nasty

>>2929568
>fat fuck
I'm 185, 6'1 and all muscle you skinny queer, your commie block courtyard doesn't count as your "yard" you larping faggot
Also my yard has plenty of clover, you are not cute buddy

>>2929616
> yeah i describe him as a moron, it's not like he's not proving it on a daily basis

>>2929577
>the president you describe as a moron
>the
As if there was any other. Last term it was just a different moron.

>>2929759
Plot twist: non of them are morons and they know exactly what they're doing dividing the populous while oligarchs vacuum up more power and resources as we the people fight each other instead of them, all the while becoming literal peasants inch by inch, day by day

>>2929698
look at you, what a big boy you are
your president is still a moron chosen by a nation of morons

>>2929865
>what a big boy you are
Yeah Euro twink I'll pin you down and fart in your eyes for 3 hours straight
Imagine obsessing over the USA 24/7 while we literally never think about you faggots lmao

>>2929568
>>2929698
>clovers
I swear, it is impossible to find a thread without Big Clover coming in and shitting it up.
>>2929380 (OP)
I be pissed too if the county put a side walk in front of my house

>>2929380 (OP)
Anon live at twin pines, a subsidiary of twin oaks.

>>2929382
Imagine being emotional 24/7 over who the US elected as THEIR president. Quit crying at every opportunity you obnoxious child

>>2929979

I kinda like clover. Helps put nitrogen back in the ground for my grass fields. The cows eat it and turn it back into shit for my fields as well. Win win.

>>2929568
>>2929698
Pictures, now, both of you.

>>2929979
>I swear, it is impossible to find a thread without Big Clover coming in and shitting it up.
I mow over mine but they do grow quite wild
They smell incredible mowed though

>>2930064
Me on the

>>2930135
>can confirm
t. center anon

>>2929380 (OP)
>enhances your yard
>increases the price of your property
>provides privacy and noise blocking properties
>in dry climate provides shade for lawn preventing grass from drying out too quickly
>fun to look at getting blown around during storms
>makes your view more interesting as opposed to looking at the neighbors dead yard and house
>can appreciate it from the second story
>makes the entire neighborhood look nicer

>>2929979
what's wrong with sidewalks?

>>2930164
Great for cities/towns/inner burbs, gay and pointless if you're in the sticks or outer suburbs, because the population density and foot traffic just don't warrant a need, also it makes your property feel that much more public

>>2930164
they enrage bubbas who get winded out from the walk from their truck to their trailer house, knowing there are people who can freely walk around

>>2929934
you never think alright, you fat moron

>>2930347
Seething kek

>>2930056
I throw crimson clover seed down in the fall, usually september or october. Right before a good rain is forecasted. Then around march or april it starts coming up and flowering.
Not this intense but you get the idea.

>>2930598
Nice. I just drilled in a bit of crimson clover in a few bare spots in some fields. We'll see how she does. The sweet yellow blossom clover I've been using sure does smell good! If I let it get too big it gets a bit stemmy, and the cattle don't eat it as well in the bale, but it will re-seed like crazy, so its not all bad. If you put it up young it's pretty much like alfalfa.

>>2930381
coping lol

>>2929406
>if only they would grow in Texas
texas is full of lawns. all the lawns in the world don't make up for covering every other square foot in parking lots
also, some trees can aid in soil permeability and, believe it or not, block the path of water, making them much better at flood prevention than lawns

>>2929380 (OP)
Try sweetgum trees. My mower shoots them out and they bounce off shit and ricochet back at me. I should realistically wear safety goggles because getting hit in the eye with one would probably destroy my eye.

>>2929380 (OP)
>muh yard
>house is run down and needs a total overhaul
Should be thankin that tree mate no one can see your ugly yellow shed.

>>2929382
>>2929400
>dumb low quality shitpost about a tree
>OUUUUUUUUUUUUGH AMERICANS ASF;LKJWFL;KJWEL;KEWJFL;K *SHITTING PANTS AGGRESSIVELY*
Can you fuck off to some low IQ underage board like /pol/ and leave /diy/ for the adults? Take OP with you.

>>2930632
>coping lol

>>2929698
Go suck your president's cock, amerifart

>>2934109
>dreams of sucking cock 24/7
Why are they like this? Can't they post about literally anything other than sucking on a penis?
Curious

>>2929382
i wouldn't care about the lawn, but that tree is a fucking timebomb with the trunk split like that