>be me, 35 male
>have baby face
>need badass face scar to get chicks
How do I DIY a cool face scar that women will find hot (they can’t know it was DIY). A good backstory of how the scar happened will probably help. Do chicks dig table saw accidents?

>>2929434 (OP)
Use a really light trim router and go in the wrong direction.

You probably shouldn't put your face near a table saw

>>2929434 (OP)
Take up mensur.

>>2929434 (OP)
Find a woman that eats birth control like candy, they'll find your baby face attractive.

>>2929434 (OP)
get a Jeet woman

>>2929434 (OP)
Grind without guard

3d print some shoe inserts
I think that's your real problem

>>2929434 (OP)
Just grow a beard loser.

An accident on a bike where I hit a bench and opening a car door into my face when I was paying attention to other things is how I got my two.
i sometimes say the bicycling one was a hockey puck. :)