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Anonymous No.2929434 >>2929435 >>2929438 >>2929454 >>2929472 >>2929481 >>2929598
>be me, 35 male
>have baby face
>need badass face scar to get chicks
How do I DIY a cool face scar that women will find hot (they can’t know it was DIY). A good backstory of how the scar happened will probably help. Do chicks dig table saw accidents?
Anonymous No.2929435
>>2929434 (OP)
Use a really light trim router and go in the wrong direction.
Anonymous No.2929436
You probably shouldn't put your face near a table saw
Anonymous No.2929438
>>2929434 (OP)
Take up mensur.
Anonymous No.2929454
>>2929434 (OP)
Find a woman that eats birth control like candy, they'll find your baby face attractive.
Anonymous No.2929472
>>2929434 (OP)
get a Jeet woman
Anonymous No.2929481
>>2929434 (OP)
Grind without guard
Anonymous No.2929552
3d print some shoe inserts
I think that's your real problem
Anonymous No.2929598
>>2929434 (OP)
Just grow a beard loser.
Anonymous No.2929685
An accident on a bike where I hit a bench and opening a car door into my face when I was paying attention to other things is how I got my two.
i sometimes say the bicycling one was a hockey puck. :)