Thread 2933379

I'm OK with this. How about you fellas? You good?

yeah okay
they're just boobs and the context isn't sexual so it's whatever

this board didnt need 2 concurrent simp slidethreads
clean it up

>>2933379 (OP)
>just like his
ummm AI-kun?

why are we blurring out cleavage?
what the FUCK is going on?

>>2933391
She's bri'ish and they have to blur anything haram

>>2933393
She's aussie thoughbeit. But she's proper.

>>2933379 (OP)
she's not a landscaper.

>>2933380
>the context isn't sexual so it's whatever
How low T are you that you require a sexual setting to find tits arousing?

She’s going to get someone hurt
Guys on a job will be too worried about her than work. In spite of being able to do the work ( maybe ) seen it happen time and again on commercial jobs

>>2933379 (OP)
the only people who do landscaping with a shirt off are morons. she's just an attention whore.

>>2933379 (OP)
Yeah, I'm totally fine if your wife/gf/sister wants to work topless on my job site.

>>2933447
Especially down here, our sun will literally burn you to fucking death in about an hour in summer. Apart from the heat, either the ozone is thinner but its just completely different to the norf like in Europe or north America. Even places like Texas and Arizona I've been to get as hot but the sun just doesn't burn people as bad there for some reason

No hat, no shirt you'd be in hospital before you know it
I do like tittays though, so get em out

>>2933425
Are you 12 years old?

>>2933379 (OP)
NO IM AFRAID OF TIDDIES

>>2933408
that’s a very flattering shot for her milkers
but it’s still a “sexo” from me, boss man

>>2933469
I had a job many years ago in Sun city AZ putting cable in the ground. I wore full length jeans, a long sleeve white cotton shirt, and a baseball cap with a homemade neck cover. I also wore gloves. I got made fun of a lot, but the other guys looked like old leather couches and are probably all dead from cancer now. that or alcoholism and smoking.

I'd let her "hoe around my tree" on my "landscape" if you catch my drift...

>>2933603
>the other guys looked like old leather couches and are probably all dead from cancer now. that or alcoholism and smoking.
Jokes on you. You're still alive and having to deal with the bullshit.

>>2933605
but I moved on got a better job, and retired 17 years early.

>No Dirt on uniform
>No Dirt on Vest
>Hair is not messy/disheveled
>Hands perfectly clean with manicured nails with no breakage and no discoloration
>Boots tied loosely


This bitch is the only pipe that gets laid on that jobsite

>>2933379 (OP)
they're tits who cares
why are they censored
what the fuck is wrong with puritans

>>2933604
No I dont. Please explain.

>>2933632
>This bitch is the only pipe that gets laid on that jobsite
Fucking kek. Agreed.

>>2933603
You my neighbor?

Wait until she reads about herself inside of the porta poopers

>>2933644
I doubt it, there are no millennials or zoomers that own houses in my neighborhood.

>attention whore doing attention whore shit
Was this really worthy of making a thread about?

>>2933852
Attention whores doing attention whore things is 90% of the threads on this site.

We actually had one of these on my site.
100% a trap, warned the company, said I wouldn't work with her, got put on another team.

6 months later she claims she was forced to work toppless by the foreman after being given beer, was raped by an unspecified co-worker, got 8 months maternity pay even though she wasn't pregnant or entitled to any.

Head office never gave me a beer for seeing this coming, they were actually angry I didn't "do more" to stop it.

>>2933469
SO much this. That UV index is no joke.

>>2933469
It doesn't mean people don't do it but i'm pretty sure you could get done by worksafe for allowing your employees to work shirtless.
The article's almost certainly Indian fake news.

>>2933636
Don't worry, movies are allowed to show disembowelment but not a single vagina.
Gun shootouts are good, nipples are bad.

I’d cum in her vagina if you know what I mean

>>2933493
Nta but I don't need some roleplay setting to find large, firm, sweaty bouncing titties arousing. If you're not low t I think you might be an honest to God faggot.

>>2933408
>thoughbeit
kys

>>2934862
>boobs in any context at all are arousing
>it doesn't matter if the woman is too old, too ugly, or related to me
>it doesn't matter if she's a disgusting whore
>it doesn't matter if i'm preoccupied with something i care more about
>me see boobies? instant woody
better get yourself a bib if you're gonna be drooling over every pair of tits you see

>>2933379 (OP)
no woman with tits that size is getting any work done with a spade without a sports bra on
this is an extremely thinly veiled onlyfans plug

>>2933447
>>2933469
nah yeah long cotton drill everything feels cooler because you aren't burnt.

>>2933379 (OP)
Female landscaper says she's just as interested in melanoma as the guys are. #equality

>>2934951
That is what beards are for. You should talk to your doctor about getting on the pills you'd need to grow one.

>>2933469
I dunno where your 'down here' is but anywhere with elevation (parts of Arizona, Utah, Colorado, etc up the Rockies) has thinner air and less barrier, and you absolutely feel that shit. Even on a cloudy day you can get burned up in the mountains.

>>2933408
Aussie here, can confirm in a few years she'll be like every other tradie at the pub, barrel-shaped and leathery. The blokes don't look any better when they're shirtless in the sun.

>>2933469
Texas caps out at a UV rating of about 7 across the three months of Summer - here in Brisbane, we hit a minimum of 11 for like half of the year. It is because the east coast of Australia is right under the thinnest part of the ozone layer. We're right where the hole used to be in the 80s. Can't imagine how fucked we'd be now if that hadn't been taken seriously.

>>2933379 (OP)
i say we should ban women from everything

>>2936780
Everything except showing off them tiddies.

>>2933379 (OP)
I would be ok if they weren't a ugly duck lipped pot bellied homunculus.

>>2933632
My pipe is the only thing that should get laid into this bitch.

>>2934862
+1

>>2933379 (OP)
Sex is only important when you're so yung your hormones overwhelm you like a young rooster (who are equally stupid as young men).

IDGAF if the crew goes full Mr Hands during the work if the job is done to my specs. Not my horsecock or orifice so I do not care. Once you get laid on the reg you realize the life support system for a vagina is not more than that.

>>2933379 (OP)
not in front of children, otherwise sure

>>2933379 (OP)
She's just taking her tities out so that she doesnt have to pull her weight. Guaranteed.

>>2933379 (OP)
flopping boobas, dirty and smelly, in a work setting is about as sexual as your uncles beer belly
t. aunt used to say fuck this and work topless during harvest, i envy thoose who didnt grow up to that sight and pity thoose who make it sexual.
offcourse they should be allowed to, and its a great incel filter.

>>2936764
My god, Australia should be selling that UV.
Maybe open up a chip fab … you don’t need that expensive dutch ASML uv lightbulb, it just comes out of the sky.

>>2933379 (OP)
If you're actually doing shit then I don't care if you're naked - gender irrelevant.

>>2933379 (OP)
I worked with a female who did the exact same thing. She was a very tough bitch! The kind of women you would actually not wanna fuck with lol She and I went shot for shot one day in a lifting contest.. You had to do a shot of Rum. Run to the pile of crushed stone bag a three 50 pound bags of it. Close the bag and run back the 200 feet poor the bag on the ground and take another shot and do this till ether the pile of rocks was gone or the other person quit. After shot #8 i was lets say ill and forfeited once the rum came back up. As what gos down with a ulcer comes right back up at some point in time lol.. So to be truthful and honest i could care less. Nipples are nipples tits are tits and unless things become sexual its the same shit to me as looking at a guys nipples..

>>2933379 (OP)
She's not wrong but she is a retard. Men don't have big, sensitive, easily harmed bags that flop around. It's skin and muscle and bone.

You really do need something to secure the boobs so they don't get smacked by accident or hit with the handle of a tool if it slips. Sports bra or sarashi would make sense if you're nude-maxxing. Bikini top is retarded and egirl nonsense, just be bare chested if you don't want any protection.

>t. Fem-laborer

>>2941376
You harm the male population. Love from Kazakhstan.

>>2941462
Maybe the retarded portion of it. I don't give a fuck about women anymore after the great brainwashing.

>>2941462
Eh gotta pay bills.

>>2933379 (OP)
Isn't this the receptionist from The Office?

>>2933379 (OP)
I mean, she really don't want to wear a sports bra? a bikini's fucking dumb for physical work

>>2934861
>I’d cum in her vagina if you know what I mean
Please elaborate.

>>2941376
>sensitive, easily harmed bags that flop around.
Oh like my balls and nutsack? Yeah guys generally have those...

>>2936736
He's talking about down under, and he's right. The sun is fucking brutal down there.

>>2941868
>she
>fucking dumb for physical work
redundant

>>2941868
She is here for a photo shoot to get your pp hard. She is not digging a hole.

She is wearing the correct uniform.

>>2934951
he didn't say any tits in any context, he said he doesn't need a special sexual context to find them arousing and even highlighted "large, firm, sweaty bouncing titties", you fucking moron

>>2933425
Tits are hot, but I'm well past the point of them having any sway over what I'm doing. Modern women have proven to be horrible in most cases, so now I see trouble rather than something sexy. The mouse trap has snapped my fingers enough that I don't even look at the cheese.

>>2933408
She's got like 1 year left of being somewhat attractive. Let her enjoy it

>>2933379 (OP)
Only if she doesn't claim sexual harassment when a dude faces at her. If she is against double standards she can't pretend women don't check out fit dudes with their shirt off

>>2933379 (OP)
shes not a construction worker shes just another e whore doing ragebait advertisement. and if you thought different for one second youre a moron

>>2944378
Gottdamn

>>2944378
Reminds me of this