Thread 2940710

Some retard in my apartment complex seems to have apparently disintegrated into a pile of rotting flesh and dust that's being eaten by a million of these niggers at once, so they spread around the whole building and spawn in every shelf and any drawer that I open 24/7.
They seem to have set up an outpost in my apartment and live in each and every crevice that my landlord left open, of which there are a few that I really really don't want to touch since a lot of shit in my apartment is broken beyond salvation already and if I attract any attention from management I will most definitely get assblasted with rent increases since they haven't increased my rent in 7 years because I fly under the radar.

But I really can't fucking handle them anymore and decided to something about it, so I
> bought an oversized dehumidifier that I will set to something ridiclously low and run 24/7 once it arrives, since those niggers need moisture for breeding.
> moved most of my daily operations into public spaces so I spend as little time as possible inside of my home (showering at the gym, working in the library etc.) in order to fuck up their food supply as much as possible. I basically only come home to brush my teeth and sleep at this point.


Is there something else that I can do that DOES NOT involve calling a "" professional"" exterminator who will ask for a few hundred wagie tokens after spraying some shit around for 5 minutes or gaslight me into thinking that tolerating these disgusting six-legged niggers is acceptable and widely common because "muh mites and spores" or some other made up bullshit? Do I just /diy/ mustard gas from cleaning supplies instead?
What can I do that's actually effective and not boomer-tier bullshit like spraying random soup ingredients around your walls and placeboeing yourself into thinking that it somehow works?

For clarification, it's not only silverfish but also that other annoying critter that looks the same but is worse for some reason.

move
actually don't, can't have you as my neighbor

>>2940710 (OP)
>other annoying critter that looks the same but is worse
these? how are they worse?
I would suggest releasing hundreds or even thousands of jumping spiders inside your home. I don't know if you can buy them though.

Why don't you try cleaning your filthy apartment instead of being an absolute mongoloid?

>>2940710 (OP)
Clean your apartment really well and then use some sort of broad spectrum pesticide. Wear and N95 and nitrile gloves.

>pic rel/

It doesnt need tk be that same stuff. Just find one that's stated to be able to be used indoors and targets the bug youre trying to kill

>>2940720
Oh yea how do you use it?

Spray it on all baseboards where they meet the floor, door sills amd windows sills.

never seen one of those before
however we do have house centipedes

>>2940710 (OP)
Next time your wife/girlfriend bitches about you not killing a spider you can tell her they keep these things at bay.

>>2940710 (OP)
stop living in a damp basement or introduce house centipedes in your house

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>>2940710 (OP)
Diatomaceous earth to find where they're coming from, then an insect growth regulator like pyriproxyfen.

>>2940857
me too, those are cool. I saw like 2 in years tho, one of those was as big as my middle finger and actually scared me, didnt know they could get that big

>>2940710 (OP)
>>2940714
>>2940720
these are are all nigger solution

get you self 2x of pic
i have three
it realy genocide all insect it sees
i used to have 5 of it, but after weeks, most of the insect problem i had was solved, so i released 2x to the out side. and still feed the others, since there is almost no insect anymore.
nigger is very clean and unlike spiders it does not leave shit home behinde and make more work for you
i glue mini tarker on them, so i can find them easy, just the small one you find on aliexpress that you can conect with bluetooth.
they are pain if they bite you, but its not big deal
personly i liked to see them rape other insect

>>2941216
this one i amging to release next month too,
i am going to keep just 2x

>>2940710 (OP)
Have you considered using animals that eat bugs? Tiny frogs, geckos or maybe birds such as quail might suffice.

>>2940710 (OP)
Surprised nobody has mentioned Borax.
Sprinkle it around the perimeter and they'll be gone shortly. Mix with some icing sugar if you want them gone sooner.
It's less poisonous to humans than table salt.

Ground white pepper. They love to eat it but it kills them. Sprinkle plenty of it wherever they are.

>>2941218
Based all natural pest destroyer

>>2941218
clip your nails you disgusting fiend

Is this the bathtub sewage/brony helium tank guy whos a chronic hoarder and schizophrenic? Clean up your fucking apartment you disgusting fucking baboon.

>>2941218
Absolutely vile.

>>2941218
it's beautiful

Those little friends are of little worry. Though in the numbers OP reported, they might cause annoyance.

Keeping moisture levels down is vey good. However, your drains will remain moist. Clean all surfaces and drains. Then pour boiling water in all drains. Do this regularly and you will reduce their numbers.

If they are an overflow from a filthy neighbour, there's little you can do about their numbers. As a rule of thumb, no matter what, you can't completely get rid of them.

>>2941218
Trim your nails, bro.

>>2940710 (OP)
They eat mold and starch. If you have an infestation of them, that means they're literally eating your walls. You either have a water leak somewhere or a condensation problem. When you take a shower, if you ever see fog on the mirror, that means you're not venting the bathroom properly. Rent an FLIR camera and look for cold spots where the roof could be leaking.

>>2941218
This made me shutter my britches

>>2940710 (OP)
What are those anyway?

>>2940710 (OP)
We had silverfish at work. We solved the problem by removing their food supply. We threw out all old sales literature, brochures, and tossing all the old printouts. For some reason people like to keep filing cabinets full of old printouts and sales receipts.

I do know two people who have large collections of books and they too used diatomaceous earth as anon in >2941156 recommends. One of them packed all his books and vital paperwork in rubbermaid containers (removes their food supply) the spread DE around for a couple of months. It did the trick.

>>2940714
>I don't know if you can buy them though.
Of course you can buy jumping spiders. However most of the ones you can buy are exotic ones that cost over $10 each. OP mix some boric acid with sugar and leave it all over the place.

>>2941216
>>2941218
I thought I was the only one with Bluetooth enabled centipedes.

>>2940710 (OP)
Just set off a bunch of bugbombs.
Fuck the neighbors.

>>2941216
>>2941218
Giving the 3rd world the internet was a mistake.

>>2940710 (OP)
Buy a powder flinger and squirt diatomaceous earth in all crevices and under all appliances. Not huge gobs of it, just clouds of dust. If there are any holes in your walls like gaps under baseboards spray it in there too. Then take a weekend trip and bug-bomb your apartment.

>>2942638
>diatomaceous earth
complete utter meme.

>>2941218
Kek

>>2940710 (OP)
>Is there something else that I can do that DOES NOT involve calling a "" professional"" exterminator
All they do is come and spray borax syrup in random places. You can buy it yourself in the form of powder, or if you have pets it's safer to buy the gel form in terro ant bait kits.

>>2940710 (OP)
erm. pretty sure i see one of these in my bed from time to time, but i could be wrong.
they do bite in series of threes (breakfast, lunch and dinner) during sleep but are mostly harmless. just get a company to spray them dead op. it's the safest quickest option.

>>2941216
>>2941218
very creepy i thought house lizards did that cleaning the insects work and they look friendly

>>2943198
>they do bite in series of threes
You're talking about bedbugs. These are not bedbugs

>>2943514
it's a silverfish isn't it? they eat paper and fabric, and are attracted to moisture. that's the one i was referring to. I was bitten by it cause I woke up with it on my shoulder and had some marks. I haven't seen any other types.

>>2941486
>It's less poisonous to humans than table salt.
My nigga

>>2941218
1000% fuck that

when you snow roaches live in these trailer parks, bugs occur. They leave your sister’s fishy coochie after you nut in her and have retarded babies. Is that y ur a dying breed?

>>2943540
You were not bitten

>>2940710 (OP)
I really hate mother fucking house centipedes. Fortunately, I dont see alot of them where I live now.

These spikey little fucking hairballs run across the floor at 500 mph and scare the fuck out of me when they slip under the couch. Fuck house centipedes. Extermate with extreme prejudice.

>>2943540
their mouthparts aren't capable of piercing human skin, they're more of scrapers

Buy one of those large ozone generators on amazon, let it run for a day, then send it back for a refund. When you come back to turn it off don't breathe, rip open all windows and gtfo for a few hours. Ideally longer.

Just eat them. That's the most efficient solution.

>>2940710 (OP)
I like these cuz seeing them in the house means there aren't many centipedes or big spiders around.

Another option would be to fucking hire a bug-extinguisher or something like that, so you can get rid of these little fucks once and for all.