Thread 2941103

if you don't know how to do this, make a friend with someone who does bud.

>>2941103 (OP)
Why?

says nothing about the stinky glands

>>2941103 (OP)
Is this buck breaking?

>>2941164
Yeah I tried that and it's an awful toy! My ass bleed for a week!

>>2941164
What size batteries?

>>2941103 (OP)
I wish I could, but getting into hunting as an adult seems damn near impossible. My mom's dad was the hunter in the family but died before I was old enough to go with him and it seems like everybody who hunts has been doing it their whole lives and only hunts with the same tight knit group of people they've been going with since their teens.

>>2941130
Fpbp
OP exclusively fucks his (male) cousins

>>2942721
I went hunting for the first time at 35. It literally started because a friend and I were talking about meat and it just became a thing from there.

My problem was that he was much more of a hiker than a hunter, so deer would get away because it took forever for him to take a shot (my rifle wasn't sighted in yet) and I'm sure all of my fat guy wheezing alerted them from far away because he basically just wanted to hike around nonstop instead of camp out somewhere and wait for the deer to come to us.

>>2941161
i think it's star wars survival in extreme winter without a shelter

we have nowhere to hunt. so we raise and butcher our own. anywhere within 6 hours of my location that you could reserve/pay to hunt costs a minimum... MINIMUM, of $25,000/gun. there is no point in that & "canned hunts" are stupid. I don't need a trophy, I already have one, shown picrel. we only care aboot meat.

wife does all of our slaughter & butcher. I help hang the carcass. she calls me when it's time to bring in the meat. I do any salt/smoke preservation. I will build uusan aging/smoking house this winter. so far we quarter and age in the beer fridge, and i smoke in a convered steel barrel with a 3" pipe to a smoke chamber.

she wants a meat band saw for Solstice. currently, she does it all with field knives & her Ryobi recip.

Does Anon approve?

>>2943087
handmaids tale wearing the nikes

>>2943087
>wake up sheeple

>>2943087
that's a mans job women are supposed to be empathetic

>>2943087
Very based anon I'm jelly as fuark. I think that sheep on the right is eyen you're waifu tho, might want to eat him next.

>>2943087
>MINIMUM, of $25,000/gun
What? When did it become this bad?

>>2943087
Based. How’d you find such a good wife?

>>2941103 (OP)
>pull everything out including the rectum
I was going to leave that part in for extra flavour though

>>2941164
Imagine using that on someone as a joke. They'd get so mad LOL

>>2943087
Is this how hillbillies flex for tha gram?

Why would anyone spend all day doing that when you can simply go to the grocery store and actually enjoy ur life.

>>2945288
Bring enough for a butt-plug for everyone at the gay orgy! That'd be hilarious! KEK!

>>2943128
>>2943133
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>>2945178
>>2945287

we met 15 yrs ago. we lived in two different towns aboot 15 minutes apart. we were both "do-ers" but also lived inside our respective city limits. she had grown up rural, I was suburban.

we were both conservative, but I was more middle-ish. she and her family brought me Hard-Right. she is 7 years younger than I. we married in 2013. we started raising chickens and gardening in 2015. it just kind of grew from there. we laser focused our finances to get debt free. once we paid off my(our) house 2019. we bought, built & moved rural 2023. we now live as self sufficiently as we can. our independence brings us joy... and sadness, but overall it is heavily weighted to happiness and satisfaction.

we are and have always been a like-minded partnership. I lead, she follows. we are faithful, honorable, respectful of one another. she is my best friend and the love of my life. I live to make her happy, safe & comfortable. she thrives on providing a home, cooking & caring for livestock.

and sex. we have lots of sex. Jesus... look at her, she's a yoga-goddess.

>>2945306
I can’t imagine how life could get any better than that. Seriously. Congratulations anon.

>>2945299

some people like to actually *do* things, rather than rot in front of a screen. creating something, controlling their life & being independently functional makes them happy & fulfilled. I won't even get started on the state of the industrial food supply chain.

>>2945306
>no mention of kids
>muh sex sex sex
Kek what a larp

>>2945395
I dated a yoga pants whore who looked exactly like that (to the point I was wondering if it was the same woman) who had far, far more libido than maternal aspirations. She wasn't marriage material but I could see someone else falling for it.

Unless you're saying a childless marriage is a LARP, in which case I wholeheartedly agree.

>>2943087
I've got two friends whose wives are the same way. My wife will help, but for the most part I just make my kid do it. I don't remember the last fish, deer, hog, critter or cow I've butchered aside from helping a bit. I can't get the little bastard to weed eat, but he'll butcher the heck out of anything.
We home school and he works full time on a ranch, so I cut him some slack on the weed eating.

>>2943087
How was the inital reaction to slaughtering an animal you raised? I have some friends who had to slaughter a cow they raised from a birth and set it was a bit sad, but it was easier because that specific cow was a dick.

>>2945697

it's not really an issue for us. we generally know who we are going to butcher within weeks, if not hours of birth. we respect and appreciate our sheep, but each one has a purpose, and everyone/everything has an expiration date. when it's planned, it's just part of the deal, our way of life. when it's unexpected (broken leg, fatal pregnancy, predators, etc) it's fucking heartbreaking. we lost our only breeding ram 2 months before 2024 breeding season; broken leg. he was a dangerous asshole. I was devastated, my wife cried. he had fucked us both up before. we have a ewe, Fen, who is a total cunt on the milking stand. wife talks steady shit to her tells he "I can't wait to eat you!" and eventually, we will. it won't bother us to kill & butcher her. that said, if she broke her leg tomorrow & we had to butcher her, we would be crushed.

it's all about your mindset, I guess. when you prepare for it, it's not an issue.

>>2945306
Compared to you, I am 100% fucked and cursed to remain a slave

Can any of you recommend a hand tool for slicing frozen carcasses and primals that isn't cheap chinesium that'll break or dull halfway through the first job? Getting a standing band-saw like they have at the butchers ain't in the budget this year. I'd ask in /ck/ but it doesn't look like a single one of them actually knows how to cook, much less butcher.

>>2946180
m18 hackzall with a diablo pruning blade
the m12 stroke length is too short
t. has both

>>2946184
thanks anon, it took a while to get here, but its working great

>>2941103 (OP)
why, im only taking the hams and backstrap.

>>2948109
inner loins are way better than any backstrap.

>>2941103 (OP)
I have a question, are you supposed to cut through the dick and balls or just around them?

>>2941130
We may very well actually need to know how to do this to survive, VERY SOON.

>>2948708
>We may very well actually need to know how to do this to survive, VERY SOON.
Wait is the world ending again? What's the reason this time? I've been through so many "it's happening" crashes that I lost count...

That being said I still want to set up my own little butcher shop for my own personal use. Not 100% sure we got our own beef back from the butcher this time...

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>>2945306
If we assume that this isn't a larp (which it is), he's not actually independent. Are you on city water? Electricity? Your car(s)? Tools? Building materials? Did you build your house yourself? By hand? Medicine? Clothing? Unless you're making/doing all of that shit from scratch, you're not truely independent. It's not possible for one person to do and manage all of those things, much less master them. That's why people focus on a particular field/domain, as a wagie or otherwise. Your time is worth the most in the 1-3 contexts that you are skilled at. Even if it were theoretically possible to do all of those things yourself, the cost of your "independence" is you spending all of your time just maintaining your existence -- no time for creating, inventing, pushing beyond the boundary of human knowledge in a field, studying the universe, or advancing humanity or civilization. The real question is: how much, and what independence, is actually meaningful?

>>2945306
Makes me happy to hear this. Proud of you from afar, anon friend.