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Anonymous No.2942545 >>2942553 >>2942588 >>2942925 >>2942955 >>2942988 >>2943156 >>2943811
One of my neighbors keeps stealing my bulbs
Whatโ€™s is the actual etiquette for outdoor lighting? I have mine on during Amazon delivery hours (4am to sunrise and sunset to 10pm)
Anonymous No.2942553
>>2942545 (OP)
I live in the city and streetlights are on all night. Make of that what you will.
Anonymous No.2942588
>>2942545 (OP)
Install a camera/motion detector and keep an eye on it. the next time they do it crack them in the knees with a baseball bat and let them crawl home.
Anonymous No.2942612 >>2942620
not sure, has someone spoken to you about it?
I think lights pointing down is polite, keep the skys dark.
Anonymous No.2942615 >>2942620
A small light on the door if it is genuinely hard to find is fine. But people with floodlights facing the street or other houses need to be put down.
Anonymous No.2942620 >>2942622 >>2943158
>>2942612
>>2942615
No one has said a word about it, but itโ€™s a path light, so it has a hat directing the light downwards. You canโ€™t see my house from the street so I put path lights from the driveway down to my house and the one that keeps getting stolen is the very first one in a garden bed at the top of the stairs. Pic related.
Anonymous No.2942622 >>2942886
>>2942620
Boobytrap it. If it gets pulled from the ground have it play a loop of audio at high volume. Something like 'ginger' over and over.
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Anonymous No.2942886 >>2942954
>>2942622
Hypothetically, what would be against putting razor blades around the base?
MURATIC ACID No.2942887 >>2943166
MURATIC ACID
Anonymous No.2942925
>>2942545 (OP)
here you go anon, i spent 7 hours in paint for you.
Anonymous No.2942954 >>2944462
>>2942886
Liability for the injury. Something blasting Michael Richards's 'ginger' rant at high volume at most will get you a noise complaint. You fuckup someone's hand though and they can sue you and likely win.
Anonymous No.2942955
>>2942545 (OP)
Tranq the fucker and chain him to the wall in your dungeon until you extract ransom. What's that? You don't have a dungeon?
Anonymous No.2942988 >>2943053 >>2943264
>>2942545 (OP)
I can understand this desu. I use smart bulbs and then I turn the brightness down to 10% to be reasonable.

one of my neighbor's lights face my living room window and it's like having fucking car headlights shining through when they have it turned on. many people just don't realize how bright their fucking LED bulbs can be. I wish I could sabotage their shit but it'd be incredibly obvious who did it.
Anonymous No.2943053 >>2943135
>>2942988
Oh, so you are that guy in the neighborhood. Can just ask them to make a change cause everyone wishes you would move?
Anonymous No.2943135 >>2944528
>>2943053
>Can just ask them to make a change
every time I've tried reasoning with neighbors, the situation gets worse.

in my case, it's incredibly obvious as our units are directly next to each other and they can literally SEE their light shining through my window. so they're already too dumb/too apathetic to notice or care currently.
Anonymous No.2943156
>>2942545 (OP)
It depends heavily on location. When we moved in the porch lights where on all night (were in a corner so mostly to prevent drunk drivers from straying towards the house), one day the guy from the farm half a mile away showed me how bright they were when seen from their bedroom because it was an unobstructed line of sight and it gets pretty dark here. We moved 2 lights and put a bush and itโ€™s been fine since.

The real answer is talk to your neighbours. It cant be that hard to ask hey are my lights bothering you guys by any chance
Anonymous No.2943158
>>2942620
Thats a cool jungle garden you have there btw
Anonymous No.2943166
>>2942887
murIAtic acid

captchad:tdyyd
Anonymous No.2943264 >>2943279
>>2942988
curtains
Anonymous No.2943279
>>2943264
or how about you turn your shit down? see where I'm going with this?
Anonymous No.2943811
>>2942545 (OP)
Coat it in sticky glue.
Anonymous No.2944454
airtag and call the hoa
Anonymous No.2944462
>>2942954
>injury
>you fuckup someone's hand
>likely win
sounds like a good plan!
Anonymous No.2944528 >>2944530
>>2943135
Anon, you're giving them the impression you're perfectly okay with the situation because you're being such a floormat.
Anonymous No.2944530
>>2944528
I didnt care to post an update, but I turned the brightness of my light up to 100% as retaliation, and they got the message.

but yeah you're right otherwise. I hate confrontation, so. I've never had confrontation work in my favor.