Thread 2949744

hon, good news... the toilet seat will always stay down now. I gotchu babe.

>>2949744 (OP)
Fellow piss sinker here. Take away the hole right at the back there. Your piss will shoot right into it.

>>2949747
That's the target

>>2949747
Lmao that's the overflow, doesn't matter if you get it in there, it's going into the same pipe.

i always leave it up
like a man was here, not a pussy
only when i shit, but you can tell that a man shat here

If at home just piss in the tub into the drain, then give it a quick blast of water from the tap.

>>2949780
>>2949760
The overflow rarely gets flushed. Your place will smell of urine.
t. reused the same pissbottle without cleaning

>>2949744 (OP)
you manlets can use those instead

>>2949744 (OP)
I thought this was a good idea until my piss ate through the botton of the pee trap.

>>2949855
do you belong to a certain endoparasitoid extraterrestrial species?

>>2949744 (OP)
Do you really need a cutout for your dangledong?

>>2949878
see
>>2949802

>>2949855
you need to clear the p trap after by rinsing the sink or it'll smell horrible
i've been doing this for literally over 20 years. even as a guest

Anyone use the bathroom sink to wash their ass after taking a shit? Here is my procedure. I shit, then I wipe the big stuff with toilet paper. Then I run water (warmer when it is cold out) and use my wet hand to wipe my ass until it feel clean. Sometimes shoving a finger up my asshole to really clean it well. Finally I use toilet paper to dry my ass. Done. Been doing this for years and it doesn't smell, though the sink does seem to clog quicker. I started doing this after getting an anal fissure. Works for hemorrhoids also. Basically your asshole is like an arm with a cut on it. Heals quicker the more shit that isn't in the wound.

>>2949929
Wet wipes dude, cmon. Thats just fucking barbaric.

>>2949802
How am I expected to shit through this???

>>2949929
>Sometimes shoving a finger up my asshole
>Sometimes
c'mon, dude, we all know you do that every time.

>>2949929
Congrats, anon. You saved $46.

>>2950041
wet wipes are a disaster for the sewage system, they don't break down and cause massive blockages. "flushable" wet wipes are a white faced lie.

>>2949797
That splashes piss everywhere including outside the bathtub.

>>2949744 (OP)
This would be so much better than what I do now to wash my dick post-pisscident

>>2950048
install the adapter

>>2949929
I was thinking of using the shower head of the bathtub. It's right next to the toilet.

>>2950079
They don't call it the "Do It Yourself" board for nothing.

>>2949744 (OP)
how fucking brutish are you that you can't just sit down and pee. you're probably one of those fuckers that somehow manages to piss all over the floor at a urinal. why would it matter if you pissed in the sink you'd probably miss anyways.

the only person I know who does this shit was my mormon uncle who was so fat he couldn't see his dick, and his knees were shot so he pissed in peoples sink. no wonder when he died there was no obituary, and no funeral. everyone hated him.

>>2950254
>just sit down and pee.
There is a class of man in America who feel that sitting down to pee is an affront to their masculinity. I wish I was kidding.

>>2950309

I stand up to pee because it is faster, happily acknowledge pee splashes out, and therefore clean my bathrooms regularly. Not a masculinity issue.

>>2949855
Why do you think they call it a pee trap, silly? Of course it's a consumable item in plumbing.

>>2950088
>wet wipes are a disaster for the sewage system

If you're on city sewer its a whole lot of "not my fucking problem." If you are on septic then yeah better not flush them.

>>2950254
I like aiming my piss stream at shit stains in the toilet to try and pressure wash them off. It's like a real life mini-game...

>>2950317
We can put a man on the moon but we can't design a toilet that doesn't splash pee?

>>2950222
A friend of mine would take a shower after every shit. He is heavy and shits a lot.

>>2950476
That's cool.

>>2950430
As a civil engineer, let me just say...

FUCK YOU WITH A RUSTY PITCHFORK!!!

>>2950622
How about a little appreciation? I'm the reason you have a job

>>2950622
I'm not on city sewer though. So I don't flush wipes. You charge people on the system for its use. Up their charge to cover the related maintenance nightmare. You're never going to get people to not flush them or not pour grease down the trap unless it starts impacting them personally, either by a clogged line on their own property, or by increased fees.

>>2949744 (OP)
I like the idea of letting johnson rest on the sink so I do not have to hold it the entire time.

>>2949929
Just take a shower you retarded jeet.

>>2949873
No, it was made out of cheap alloy that couldn't handle my chad pH power level.

>>2949929
Indonesians literally have a bucket and laddle next to the toilet to wash their arse, you can try that. They call it a tabo, they have weird anxieties if you bring it up though

>>2951698
indians just use a pint glass so

>>2949747
Lmao.

>>2950088
Not my problem mexicans will remove them

>>2949744 (OP)
goddamn it why cant you just piss and ignore the seat?
if few drops end up on the seat, guess what God invented socks for?

>>2949744 (OP)
>not being tall enough to pee in the sink

>>2949802
This looks like rape

>>2950431
>I like aiming my piss stream at shit stains in the toilet to try and pressure wash them off. It's like a real life mini-game...
This
Or, breaking a stuck turd in half

>>2949744 (OP)
Jordan Peterson needs to sell this with his $3000 carpet.

>>2950088
my girlfriend has a tampon trashcan next to the toilet. i put my used t.p. and wetwipes in there to help preserve our plumbing. we still get problems with toilet water coming up out of the shower drain sometimes, but that is part and parcel of living in a slum apartment. the property manager is useless and the maintenance staff doesnt speak english. they only exist to spackle and repaint the walls and floors (not a typo) after someone gets evicted. thats actually why the bathroom drain is clogged, its full of paint chips. common problem in my town actually, retards painting the shower's concrete floor

>>2952591
kek

>>2949744 (OP)
SINK PISS GANG

>>2950317
>faster
What's so fucked up with your life that you need to speed run a visit to the toilet?

>>2949929
This but I use put a big glob of soap in my hand and use that on my butt and then clean under my nails and soap my hands really well. I'm nearly 40 and have been doing this since my teens. Rarely do I poop outside my own house, like unless I'm sleeping somewhere else I basically only poop at home. I think I've even gone an entire year without pooping elsewhere.

>>2952807
I work in an office now and I relish shitting at work. Free toilet paper and soap, mexicans clean it every day, everything is automated. I force the CEO to listen to me dropping bombs on Hiroshitma with no remorse, no survivors.

>>2949802
MODS

>>2950184
that+hose+hole in garage wall. And it'll only cost you a small patch of dead grass outside.

>>2950254
>>2950309
women sit down and pee
men stand and piss.

>>2949855
>P-trap
>doesn't trap pee
ask for a refund

>>2952807
I just use bar soap and gently but firmly shove the bar into and out of my asshole multiple times to make sure and get it squeaky clean...

>>2955280
NTA you just proved his point.

>>2955320
At least I'm not the faggot that's sits down to pee like a girl.

Am I the only one who pisses in the shower?

>>2950430
>If you're on city sewer its a whole lot of "not my fucking problem."
Until your toilets and drains are backed up

>>2952641
Wait, you shit on the wipe then throw it in your fuckin trash can instead of in the toilet? Tf? And your shitter don't smell like complete shit instead of just the regular musty smell?

>>2955563
Same here piss and shit. Removing the grate is a game changer cause you don't have to stomp it in with dedication and effort it just goes in. and then you just shower to get the shit out. I go through like ~3 rolls of TP a year and waters cheaper than ass wipes. If I ever build a house itll have all showers and maybe one sink with garberator instead of poopknife in case you gotta take a speedshit and your clothes are stuck.

>>2955280
The only correct position is to kneel, you can discretely kneepee anywhere and it'll look like you're tying your shoe or reaching for something if you're skilled enough.

>>2949744 (OP)
Is pee in the P trap going to corrode brass pipes faster? Same question for toilet flanges with cast iron soil pipes. Like if I pee in the toilet and don't flush, some pee goes down into the pipe and gets spread out across a horizontal run before getting to the main stack. If I don't flush that pee just soaks into the iron pipe.