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Anonymous No.2951528 [Report] >>2951539 >>2951539 >>2951540
Do you think he changes his own oil? I'd change it for him if you know what I mean ;)
Anonymous No.2951539 [Report] >>2951542
>>2951528 (OP)
>Do you think he changes his own oil?

Pretty sure people like that do nothing productive/constructive at all. So I doubt he changes his own oil. Might not even have a vehicle at all. Probably angrily asks his mommy for a ride and then scowls in the back seat of the minivan while she chauffeurs him around...

>>2951528 (OP)
>I'd change it for him if you know what I mean ;)
I don't understand.
Anonymous No.2951540 [Report]
>>2951528 (OP)
Lol, probably not!
Anonymous No.2951542 [Report] >>2951548
>>2951539
>I don't understand
Checking someone's oil is a wrestling move invented by Andre the Giant which involves shoving a thumb up their opponents ass. In the same vein, I am alluding to sucking a log out of this man's ass. Which I would do because he is so cute.
Anonymous No.2951548 [Report] >>2951549
>>2951542
That's quite homosexual and not really DIY related...
Anonymous No.2951549 [Report]
>>2951548
Could you help me build a machine that will teleport turds straight from his colon to the inside of my throat?