Thread 2954552

How do I get the top lights on?

Please help it looks retarded without the top lights on

>>2954552 (OP)

Buy another strip ar wrap loosely decreasing density.
btw, you could ass layer by layer, day by bay, to let the xmas tree load up to the 24

>>2954552 (OP)
How did you manage to post here?
Did mommy help you?

it's november 1st, calm down

>>2954572
One day after Halloween

Most people put their Christmas trees up then

>>2954578
im my country it is 9th-15th of december

>>2954552 (OP)
Plug it in, cut the plastic part of the wire away from the copper part. Then touch the two wires to your tongue

It needs a little bit to get going so hold it there for 5-10 mins or until you see the top lights just pop on

Merry Christmas

>>2954552 (OP)
invert the tree, now the lights at the top are on
wala, per se

>>2954613
Actually it's Happy Holidays

>>2954552 (OP)
Wow anon, this may be a new record for posting this one. We usually don't see it for about another month, maybe 3 weeks from now. Keep on trollin' 'em, they're still bitin'!

>>2954618
I never understand people who get angry when hearing "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays"

>>2954578
Kek what
Black Friday is Xmas deco day
If you're up at 4 for shopping, you get home with plenty of time to f with the tree

>>2954618
No, it's not

>>2954552 (OP)
Is the top to bottom connection a loose plug you have to plug in or a contact connection in the center post?

>>2954703
>I never understand people who get angry when hearing "Merry Christmas"
It's mostly just fag liberals/leftists who have distaste for religion (more accurately, just christianity).
Actual hindus and muslims have wished me merry christmas, but white liberals say happy holidays to be inclusive or at least so they don't have to utter the word "christmas."

>>2954765
Ultra lefty whites are an embarrassment
It's okay to be a midwit, it's not okay to think you're right about everything and have to save everyone from themselves

>>2954765
>>2954768
Some people have a problem with the use of "merry," since it's literally the only time in the US that anyone ever actually uses that word. Sounds forced to them. Kind of the same as the dumbass ultra christians that don't like "Xmas." It's linguistic sometimes, not political.

>>2954778
Merry Christmas, fag

>>2954552 (OP)
happy holidays anons!
sorru i can't make it to this year's party.
staying home to have a special holiday dinner with the wife

>>2954858
Cool, cool. I tend to say Happy Christmas, just to piss off the brit haters as well, but you keep going that. Cheers.

>>2954552 (OP)
Seems the 'top lights on' post gets put out earlier and earlier every year.

If you are over the age of 8 and celebrate Christmas…..you’re an idiot.
Holidays expose the brainwashed mindless followers. Just like mask wearers during covid

>>2954765
lol that reminds me of my buddy who's a liberal socialist atheist and I tell him "merry christmas" knowing full well it makes him feel awkward, and he replies with something corny like "merrrrry everyone!"

>>2955288
Looks like we have a santa-denier in this thread

>>2955288
He is risen. You should consider it.

>>2954552 (OP)
this thread again, you failed